Irene Bremis: Sweetie | movie | 2024 | Official Clip
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00:00 I just got Botox for the show. Look, look, look.
00:02 Look, look, look at this.
00:04 I'm...
00:06 I'm mad.
00:08 [laughter]
00:10 I'm happy.
00:12 I'm sad.
00:14 [laughter]
00:16 Now I look as dead as I feel.
00:19 I'm dead inside and out, which is thorough.
00:21 [laughter]
00:23 This is my version of Frozen.
00:25 That's it.
00:27 The thing that I really love about Botox, though,
00:29 it masks my fury. I love it.
00:31 Somebody could say the most egregious shit to me in my face.
00:34 In my mind's eye, I'm stabbing them repeatedly
00:36 like a fucking cartoon character.
00:38 "Eep, eep!"
00:40 Here on my face, though, full acceptance.
00:42 [laughter]
00:44 In fact, that's what I think the hook
00:46 for Botox's commercial should be.
00:48 Botox, no judgments.
00:50 [laughter]
00:52 No judgments.
00:54 Of course, my sister gets annoyed with me.
00:56 She's like a Birkenstock-wearing lesbian
00:58 from the '60s.
01:00 [laughter]
01:02 I love my girls!
01:04 I like my lesbians!
01:06 I love my lesbians!
01:08 Woo!
01:10 She's like, "Irene, when are you gonna stop
01:12 getting shit done?"
01:14 I'm like, "When I'm dead.
01:16 Embalming is the final facelift.
01:18 Do you understand me?"
01:20 [laughter]
01:22 Speaking of facelifts,
01:24 okay, during the pandemic shutdown,
01:26 a lot of my friends got facelifts.
01:28 They got partial facelifts, full facelifts.
01:30 They got their eyes done,
01:32 their noses done, their cheeks done,
01:34 their necks done. When I saw them,
01:36 I didn't recognize them, and they were offended.
01:38 I'm like, "Sweetie, if you're gonna show up
01:40 with somebody else's head like Madonna
01:42 at the fucking Grammys...
01:44 [laughter]
01:46 ...don't get mad when I don't know
01:48 who the hell you are. Do you understand me?
01:50 I get face blindness when you show up
01:52 with somebody else's face.
01:54 [laughter]
01:56 Don't get mad at me, okay?
01:58 Because I believe in subtlety.
02:00 That's how I roll. Can't you tell?
02:02 [laughter]
02:04 Subtlety!