Morris navigates his way through a mandatory stay at Sweet Dreams sober living. In an attempt to get his life back on tr | dG1fRXlfc3k2cWh6QU0
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00:00 -Morris, alcoholic.
00:03 Is Clint Eastwood gonna tell me to get off his lawn, bro?
00:06 -All right, all right.
00:08 -Okay, we're all here to get back.
00:10 -Oof! Oh, I'm sorry.
00:12 -I don't think I've been more than two days
00:15 without drinking in the last 15 years.
00:18 [ Slurping ]
00:21 -You're here for a while.
00:22 Do your chores and don't complain.
00:24 It's pretty easy. Everything's gonna be okay.
00:27 -Welcome to the loony bin.
00:29 -You smell that?
00:30 -Probably from the weirdo before you.
00:32 Used to keep piss and Ziploc bags under his bed
00:35 and collect his own eyelashes.
00:38 [ Roaring ]
00:40 -Hi, Dad. I miss you a lot.
00:43 -I'm gonna need you to contribute, be an asset,
00:46 and teach these guys something.
00:48 -What's that?
00:49 -That's our 2015 softball championship trophy.
00:51 We haven't taken it seriously in quite some time.
00:53 -You got this, baby!
00:55 Go, little Bowman!
00:56 [ Cheers and applause ]
00:57 -♪♪ I keep running ♪♪
01:00 -Where you focus on will grow.
01:02 -Do the man!
01:03 -Like the connections with these guys.
01:05 -♪♪ Looking for something ♪♪
01:07 -And I am trying, guys.
01:09 -Dirty aliens?
01:10 -Airspace!
01:11 -♪♪ Something I don't know ♪♪
01:12 -Oh! -Oh!
01:13 -Ryan the Pecker!
01:14 -I felt that.
01:15 -♪♪ I keep losing ♪♪
01:17 -The house is going up for auction in three weeks.
01:19 -I got nowhere else to go.
01:20 -You got 10 guys that need this place.
01:23 -80 grand. -Yeah.
01:24 -80 grand.
01:25 -Pretty nice trophy for softball.
01:27 -♪♪ Be the best ♪♪
01:28 -We have to practice.
01:30 -Oh!
01:31 -How are you hitting them?
01:32 -I'm pretending they're rice balls.
01:34 -I need to pick out a team name.
01:36 -Backdoor sliders.
01:37 [ Whistles ]
01:38 [ Laughter ]
01:39 -Oh!
01:40 -Fever pitch.
01:41 -Oh!
01:42 -Come together by the skeetles.
01:44 [ Laughter ]
01:46 -Oh! -Jerseys.
01:47 -What the hell?
01:48 -Ha-ha!
01:49 -Are you serious, bro?
01:50 -Well, the "C" is pretty close to the "D" on the keyboard, so...
01:53 ♪♪♪♪♪♪
01:55 -Why are you really out here, Morris?
01:56 -I want to be sober.
01:57 -Oh!
01:58 -I want to be a rad dad to my little girl.
02:00 -♪♪♪♪♪♪
02:02 -Hi! -What's up, girl?
02:03 -You got our uniform?
02:04 -I'm not wearing this.
02:05 -I like it. -Let's do this.
02:07 ♪♪♪♪♪♪
02:13 -If you get free here, get clean here.
02:17 [ Cheers and applause ]
02:18 -A whole new world, Fraxel.
02:19 -I know I'm a little fat now.
02:20 I was very sought-after underwear model.
02:23 [ Laughs ]
02:25 ♪♪♪♪♪♪
02:27 -Tee-yah, tee-yah, tee-yah.
02:29 ♪♪♪♪♪♪
02:30 ♪♪♪♪♪♪
02:32 ♪♪♪♪♪♪
02:34 ♪♪♪♪♪♪
02:44 [BLANK_AUDIO]