• 8 months ago
In 2045 convicted criminals are given the opportunity to compete on the world's #1 televised sporting event, Arena Wars. | dG1fZ3lvYUlOZVlHekk
Transcript
00:00 And welcome to the next exciting episode of Arena Wars.
00:07 Fresh batch of institutionalized gladiators fighting for their freedom.
00:10 Ready, here we go.
00:11 You guys heard Perez?
00:12 I smell that.
00:13 Get back!
00:14 Those on the line, the parole board has offered you a ticket out.
00:22 Win Arena Wars, win your freedom.
00:24 Win Arena with seven of the most vicious killers the world has seen in the last decade.
00:30 You make it out alive.
00:31 You get to go home.
00:33 Luke Bender.
00:34 You're an innocent man.
00:35 Innocent man can mean big ratings.
00:37 I'll be watching.
00:38 I think it's time to audition Mr. Bender.
00:43 What was your last physical?
00:45 Soul block shower this morning.
00:46 Oh yeah.
00:47 You ready for this?
00:48 Impressive showing out there tonight.
00:56 You're the new fan favorite.
00:57 Are you with me?
00:58 Cutie pie back for the kill.
00:59 If you want to live through this, we have to work together.
01:00 I'm watching you.
01:01 Smile for the camera, thug life.
01:02 Wow.
01:03 We have to finish this.
01:22 Doesn't sound much like rehabilitation, does it?
01:33 [SCREAM]