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00:00 (grunts)
00:01 - Matt!
00:02 - Everyone gets to go except me.
00:07 So unfair, Mom!
00:09 - We'll get used to it, kid.
00:10 Life's full of disappointments.
00:11 - Hey, what's going on out here?
00:13 I'm working on something really important in there.
00:14 - Yeah, I'm working on something important too,
00:16 like the trash, you know, dinner, laundry.
00:19 Can you just do something with them?
00:21 - Hey, Dad, let's go throw the football.
00:23 - Ah, yeah, I'd love to, bud,
00:25 but I got this big meeting I'm getting ready for.
00:27 How about tomorrow?
00:28 - You always say that.
00:29 How's Jordy gonna get better if we don't practice?
00:31 - Me?
00:32 You're the one who sucks effing balls.
00:35 - Jordy, what if I told you about that word?
00:36 - It's a letter, Mom.
00:37 You should know.
00:38 You say it all the time.
00:40 - Hey, Zach, suck on this!
00:43 (grunts)
00:45 - Winner!
00:47 - Oh, you okay?
00:48 (grunts)
00:49 - Ah, yeah, they're up there.
00:52 You wanna go grab me a bag of blueberries
00:53 out of the freezer?
00:54 Get it?
00:55 Blueberries.