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00:00 [wind howling]
00:06 [footsteps]
00:12 [wind howling]
00:15 [birds chirping]
00:22 [music]
00:49 - Whoa, what the--
00:52 [dinosaur growling]
00:57 - Fish were out there, my plea.
00:59 [dinosaur growling]
01:03 [dinosaur growling]
01:06 [dinosaur growling]
01:17 - Okay, let's see what we got in the gym for today.
01:20 [birds chirping]
01:24 Okay.
01:26 [birds chirping]
01:31 [dinosaur growling]
01:36 Come on.
01:38 Come on.
01:40 Come to Jimmy.
01:42 [dinosaur growling]
01:47 There we go.
01:49 Oh, son.
01:51 Oh!
01:54 Whoa.
01:56 Whoa.
01:58 Whoa.
02:00 Son of a--
02:02 It's a big one.
02:04 [dinosaur growling]
02:09 Son of a bitch broke my fucking line.
02:12 That was a big fish.
02:14 Son of a--
02:16 [sighs]
02:18 [dinosaur growling]
02:22 [sighs]
02:24 [dinosaur growling]
02:27 [dinosaur growling]
02:33 [dinosaur growling]
02:36 - Well, now, where did you come from?
02:39 Shoot, you're just a little thing.
02:42 Just a baby.
02:43 Why don't you come back when you're big enough to eat?
02:46 [dinosaur growling]
02:48 [dramatic music]
02:51 ♪ ♪
02:58 ♪ ♪
03:05 ♪ ♪
03:12 ♪ ♪
03:19 ♪ ♪
03:26 ♪ ♪
03:33 ♪ ♪
03:40 ♪ ♪
03:47 ♪ ♪
03:54 ♪ ♪
04:01 ♪ ♪
04:08 ♪ ♪
04:15 [birds chirping]
04:18 [distant radio chatter]
04:21 [distant radio chatter]
04:24 [distant radio chatter]
04:27 - Dad, I need my caramel latte.
04:29 Is there anywhere to stop?
04:31 There's some Starbys along the way, right?
04:32 - Man, it's gonna be lit.
04:34 - Oh, say hi to the camera, babe.
04:36 - What's good?
04:37 You know what time it is?
04:38 - Boot trip, baby.
04:39 - Wait, babe, this lighting hits so hard.
04:41 Get in here.
04:43 Yes!
04:44 Oh!
04:45 Why aren't we there yet?
04:47 - Well, we would be, but we're waiting for sale.
04:49 - You're just taking a piss!
04:52 [horn honking]
04:53 - Hey, it's here.
04:54 Say hi to the camera.
04:55 - What up, brah?
04:56 - Hey.
04:57 - Get this for the 'gram.
04:58 - Ah, yes!
05:00 - Whoo!
05:01 - What about you?
05:02 - Get down.
05:04 - Damn.
05:05 - Let's go, bro!
05:07 - Sorry.
05:08 Ow!
05:09 Sorry, sorry.
05:10 - Oh, my God, baby.
05:11 - Let's go party with the boys.
05:12 - Sorry.
05:13 Hey, is this for Instagram?
05:15 - Hey, get in the car, bro.
05:16 We gotta go, okay?
05:17 Let's go.
05:18 In the trunk.
05:19 Come on.
05:21 - Spring break!
05:22 Whoo!
05:24 - Whoo!
05:25 - Lock him in there.
05:26 - What the fuck, man?
05:27 - Girls, as soon as we get there,
05:29 I say we go straight skinny dipping.
05:31 - Whoo!
05:32 - Buckle up.
05:33 - Whoo!
05:34 - Better watch who's playing.
05:35 Come on!
05:36 - Slay!
05:38 - Slay my ass.
05:39 - Is there any AC on back here?
05:41 - Who is that back there?
05:42 Oh, shit, Sam.
05:43 Can't believe your mom let you out, Sam.
05:46 - I think I'm gonna crush like 15 beers
05:48 right when we get there.
05:50 - Bro, you got enough beer, dude?
05:52 - This bitch bought out the store, bro.
05:54 - Fuck yeah, bro.
05:55 - Someone's lube is leaking on my leg.
05:58 - Yeah.
05:59 - Best weekend ever.
06:01 - Pais isn't shy, are you, Pais?
06:04 - My leg is really wet.
06:07 - Oh, my gosh.
06:08 - God, it's so fucking horny.
06:10 - Hey, bud, you're on camera.
06:12 - Sorry.
06:13 - Keep ruining it.
06:14 - I'm just saying, actually.
06:15 It's like all the time.
06:16 Oh, shit.
06:17 You guys ready for this shit?
06:18 - All right.
06:19 - Let's go blow your fucking mind.
06:20 All right, let's roll.
06:22 - You know what else
06:23 makes me want to hop in the lake?
06:25 - Chad.
06:27 - Let's go, bitches.
06:29 - Oh, my God.
06:31 - Babe.
06:33 - Boom, yeah.
06:35 - Oh, my God, babe.
06:39 - Welcome to paradise, fam.
06:41 - Bro.
06:42 - This place is fucking lit or what?
06:44 - Hell yeah, bro.
06:46 [laughter]
06:50 - Oh, bro.
06:51 - It's all ours, baby.
06:53 All ours, baby.
06:54 - Oh, bro.
06:55 - Guys, guys, before we go in there,
06:57 we should just remember that, you know,
06:59 we're out in the wilderness, right?
07:01 There could be, like,
07:02 like, animals or who knows what out here,
07:04 so we should just try and be careful.
07:09 [laughter]
07:12 - Okay, Dad.
07:13 Does everyone have their sunscreen?
07:15 'Cause I don't want anyone getting a sunburn, you know?
07:18 - We got loads of mosquitoes this time of year, okay?
07:21 Don't forget to use a condom.
07:23 - Fuck you, Lily.
07:24 - Oh, wait, wait.
07:25 Say it again for the camera.
07:26 - I'm just saying, UV rays and mosquitoes
07:28 can be very dangerous this time of year.
07:30 - You know what else can be dangerous?
07:32 Me spraying in your face, bitch.
07:34 - Roger that.
07:36 - Loser.
07:38 - Don't forget the bags, bro.
07:42 This is what I'm hitting every day of the week, bro.
07:45 What's up?
07:47 - Babe, those workouts are paying off.
07:50 Call Master. Call Master.
07:52 Shotgun on Master, baby.
07:55 - Nice.
07:56 - All right, let's get the fuck in.
07:58 Come on.
07:59 - What's the supplement?
08:00 - What is that?
08:02 [laughter]
08:04 - Oh.
08:05 - Giving cottagecore, toxic masculinity retro vibes?
08:11 - Masculine as fuck, babe.
08:13 - Whoa.
08:14 - Bro.
08:17 Is your uncle a samurai or some shit?
08:20 - No, bro.
08:21 He runs a few painkiller pill mills in Florida.
08:24 Gonna work for him soon.
08:25 - Dude makes it.
08:26 - Damn it, bro.
08:27 - Not dead yet.
08:28 - What's the Wi-Fi here?
08:29 I have, like, zero signal.
08:31 - I don't know if he has it, bro.
08:33 You know, this is his off-the-grid casa.
08:36 - What?
08:37 - Oh, my--
08:39 Great.
08:40 I'm in a redneck's mom's house,
08:41 and I can't even post about it.
08:43 Hope, just 'cause you're my sister
08:45 doesn't mean you get to kill the fucking vibes, okay?
08:48 - Step-sister.
08:49 - Whatever.
08:50 We can all survive for three days without it, right?
08:53 All right, let's all, you know,
08:55 go set our shit down,
08:56 maybe chill for a little bit in our rooms.
08:59 Let's do some shots, baby.
09:01 - Yeah!
09:02 - It's time to rage!
09:03 [laughter]
09:04 Oh, yeah.
09:06 Oh, babe, hurry up.
09:07 I'm horny.
09:08 Come on, babe.
09:09 I'm about to break this bitch.
09:11 - Whoo!
09:13 Whoo!
09:14 Spring break!
09:16 [upbeat music]
09:19 ♪ ♪
09:26 - Yeah!
09:28 - Let's go, baby.
09:29 - Yeah, oh, oh.
09:31 ♪ ♪
09:37 - Oh, oh, oh!
09:39 - Look at that fucking ass you got.
09:41 - Does it look good?
09:42 - Yeah, stick that-- stick that out, baby.
09:45 Oh, yeah, right there.
09:46 Fuck, yeah.
09:48 ♪ ♪
09:57 Squeeze that shit.
09:58 Oh, yeah, baby.
10:00 Oh, yeah.
10:01 Seriously, I'm gonna fucking hit her.
10:03 Oh, yeah.
10:05 Gotta get the bleeds.
10:07 Side crunch.
10:08 Side crunch.
10:09 ♪ ♪
10:10 Whoo-whoo!
10:12 ♪ ♪
10:21 - Looks fucking awesome, baby.
10:23 - Oh!
10:24 Oh, oh!
10:25 Oh!
10:27 Oh, that was good.
10:29 Whoo!
10:30 [birds chirping]
10:35 [wind howling]
10:38 ♪ ♪
10:45 [birds chirping]
10:48 - ♪ Hold up, my float nuts ♪
10:50 ♪ Y'all kids is lazy and bogus ♪
10:52 ♪ Put your baby asses in the grill up ♪
10:54 ♪ Quit complaining and get your dough up ♪
10:56 - Damn, baby, look at that.
10:58 [laughter]
10:59 ♪ ♪
11:01 - Oh, yeah.
11:03 - Whoo-whoo!
11:05 Let's party!
11:07 Whoo, oh!
11:08 - OMG!
11:10 Fit check.
11:11 You guys are so fucking cute.
11:13 - Tell me this is not a total slay.
11:14 I got the pants from She--oh, my God.
11:16 Babe, take a photo of the three of us.
11:18 - Of course.
11:20 Get on that, boy.
11:23 All right, everyone, sick tequila.
11:26 - Baby?
11:27 - Tequila.
11:28 - Yeah?
11:29 - How many times do I have to tell you?
11:30 - What?
11:31 - That is the worst angle ever.
11:33 Hold it up high.
11:34 You're gonna make us look glib.
11:36 - Sorry, babe.
11:37 - Goddamn.
11:38 - Tequila three.
11:39 One, two, three.
11:40 - Tequila!
11:41 - Yeah, fine.
11:42 - Oh, my God.
11:43 Let me see.
11:45 - Oh.
11:47 - Pour it.
11:48 I look fat.
11:49 - Hey.
11:51 - Big yikes.
11:52 We can Facetune it, though.
11:53 - Party sounds fine.
11:55 [laughter]
11:59 - Are you going to church?
12:01 - What?
12:02 - Bruh.
12:03 - But no, this is a nice shirt.
12:04 It's totally in season.
12:05 It's bonobos.
12:07 - You're giving single dad pre-litter vibes.
12:10 - Yeah.
12:11 - Bruh.
12:12 - It's a nice shirt, Sam.
12:13 - I like it.
12:14 - You do?
12:17 - Hope likes it.
12:20 - Okay, Hope, don't wait for us or anything.
12:23 - Actually, we probably should eat something, right?
12:25 I mean, if we're gonna be drinking all day.
12:27 - Good point.
12:28 - Okay, so for I/O, I was thinking we would do snackies.
12:31 I'm making this vegan dip recipe from Goop,
12:33 and then later, I got us gluten-free pizza rolls.
12:36 They're, like, bomb.
12:37 - Yeah.
12:38 - Perfect.
12:39 That sounds so good.
12:41 - Oh, yeah, guys, I also have some whey protein by his cost.
12:43 - Fuck that.
12:44 Let's do another shot.
12:45 - Yes.
12:46 - Wait.
12:47 Save it.
12:49 The real toast will be outside.
12:50 - Yeah.
12:52 - Oh, my God, wait.
12:53 Are you guys getting engaged?
12:55 - What?
12:56 No.
12:57 - I mean...
13:02 - Not yet.
13:05 - Okay, so did you guys bring your school laptops, like I said?
13:08 - I don't know why there's not even a service.
13:10 I can't even do my Be Real, girl.
13:12 - Just get it.
13:14 And meet us outside for the toast.
13:16 - Whatever.
13:18 - Maybe it's still a bit...
13:19 - All right.
13:21 - All right.
13:22 - All right.
13:29 - Right up.
13:40 - Don't worry.
13:41 I'll get the laptops.
13:43 - Okay, so I was thinking I would shoot all these different videos, like, kind of around the lake, you know,
13:56 just to kind of show the wildlife and how I'm super into wilderness and hiking and all of that.
14:00 I think it would be super interesting.
14:02 And just for my following, you know, like, I feel like it's going to gain me, like, probably, like, 50,000 extra followers.
14:07 What do you guys think?
14:08 - Ooh.
14:09 - Baby?
14:10 - Yes?
14:11 - Damn.
14:13 - Are you going to tell us why we have our laptops?
14:16 - It's spring break.
14:18 - I don't want to look at this.
14:19 - Yeah, I'd actually like to know that, too.
14:21 - Okay, I'm going to film my toast for TikTok, and at the end, you all just follow my lead.
14:26 We're going to throw our laptops into the water at the end.
14:29 - Wait, what?
14:30 - Yeah.
14:32 - Wait, wait, wait, guys, guys, we can't actually be doing this, okay?
14:36 - Bro.
14:37 - This is 100% going to go viral, you guys.
14:39 Just trust.
14:40 - Yes, I love it.
14:42 Okay, are you ready?
14:44 - Guys, guys, we cannot throw our laptops into the water, okay?
14:47 These belong to the school, and it's a complete environmental hazard.
14:49 Think of your children's children.
14:51 - Bro, stop being such a bitch.
14:53 Just do it.
14:55 Don't you want to go viral?
14:57 - Stop.
14:58 - You know Sarah's really trying to become an influencer, okay?
15:02 Don't ruin her dreams by that.
15:04 - Yeah, and the school's just going to get us new ones anyway.
15:07 And fuck that capitalist institution.
15:09 - I'll need a refill here, Chad.
15:11 - Whatever, Hope.
15:13 - Ready, Chad?
15:15 - Thanks, bro.
15:23 - Bro.
15:24 - I dedicate this toast to only being young once.
15:31 To those of us out there who know the world is going to make us get jobs,
15:35 get old and boring, and we say no.
15:37 We say fuck that.
15:39 We're young, wild, and free.
15:41 Cheers to Gen Z.
15:42 We party, we love, we nurture, we care about one another.
15:47 Cheers to us, to life, and to saying fuck the normalcy
15:52 and screw their expectations of us.
15:55 Cheers, bitches.
15:57 - Oh.
16:02 Oh!
16:03 Let's go!
16:06 - YOLO!
16:08 - Yay!
16:09 - Woo!
16:10 - Yes!
16:15 - Girl, I had literal tears in my eyes.
16:28 That was so slay.
16:30 - Like, major slay?
16:31 - Major slay.
16:33 - Well, it would have been perfect if Hope didn't fuck it up.
16:37 I'm not throwing my computer into a lake for a TikTok.
16:41 - Babe, it's still going to be fiery, yeah?
16:48 - All right.
16:49 - Who wants to go play some beer pause?
16:51 Fuck yeah!
16:53 Let's go!
16:54 Woo!
16:55 - Hey, it'll be all right.
17:01 - Yeah, I know.
17:03 Totally.
17:05 I just had a story on it I wanted to finish.
17:10 - Oh, you're a writer, huh?
17:13 - Oh, no, no, not really.
17:15 I mean, not a good one.
17:16 Anyways, just some stupid short stories.
17:21 - Well, I'd like to read them one day.
17:26 Hey, let's go get drunk and try to have some fun, huh?
17:30 I hear the vegan goop dip is out of this world.
17:33 - Yeah, sure.
17:37 [birds chirping]
17:41 [water splashing]
17:43 [eerie music]
17:48 [static]
17:50 [eerie music intensifies]
17:53 [static]
17:55 [eerie music intensifies]
17:58 [static]
18:00 [eerie music intensifies]
18:03 [static]
18:06 [eerie music intensifies]
18:09 [static]
18:12 [eerie music intensifies]
18:15 [static]
18:18 [eerie music intensifies]
18:21 [static]
18:24 [birds chirping]
18:27 [static]
18:30 [eerie music intensifies]
18:33 [static]
18:36 [eerie music intensifies]
18:39 [static]
18:42 [static]
18:45 [eerie music intensifies]
18:48 [static]
18:49 [screaming]
18:51 [indistinct chatter]
18:54 [engine starting]
18:56 - Oh, God, this is so garbage.
18:59 I can't believe I'm almost related to you.
19:02 - Oh!
19:04 - Hope, put your balls in my hole right here.
19:07 This hole.
19:09 Right here, Hope.
19:11 - Uh...
19:12 - God. - Ah! Stop!
19:14 - Garbage.
19:16 - Oh! - Yeah--ah!
19:18 - You wanna step outside, bro?
19:20 - Sorry. - Bro, you're a loser.
19:22 All right, bro. Get it, homie.
19:24 You got this, bro. - Game, bro.
19:26 - Laser focus, bro.
19:28 [blows]
19:30 Damn!
19:31 Bro!
19:32 We practice every day.
19:34 All those times in your mom's basement,
19:36 we trained for this, bro. - No, bro.
19:38 - It's all right, I got this.
19:40 Like usual, I'll carry the team.
19:42 Bro, what you need to do, you dip the ball,
19:45 and you give it a good blow.
19:47 Then you spank it.
19:50 Then you close your eyes,
19:52 and use the force.
19:54 Boom! Oh, yes!
19:56 Let's go, bro!
19:58 You bitches ain't got shit on us!
20:00 - That's my fucking boy, bro!
20:02 - Wait, wait, bro.
20:04 What is that? Five wins now?
20:06 Zero losses?
20:08 Y'all better get your shit together.
20:10 - Whatever. - Hey, guys.
20:12 Fair game. - Come on, bro.
20:14 - God.
20:16 - Oh, shit, bro!
20:18 - Oh, no. - Man, I'm cool with my fucking shot.
20:20 - Oh, no. - I'm all tied and ready.
20:22 - ♪ Don't get ya, don't get ya ♪
20:24 ♪ Don't get ya, don't get ya ♪
20:26 ♪ Don't get ya, don't get ya ♪
20:28 - Oh, bless! - ♪ Don't get ya, don't get ya ♪
20:30 ♪ Don't get ya, don't get ya ♪
20:32 - Hey, babe. - Hey.
20:34 - Are you kicking these guys' asses?
20:36 - Oh, you know the fucking vibes, babe.
20:38 - Oh, you're so hot when you win.
20:40 [laughs]
20:42 - Okay, you guys, so...
20:44 Hayes, Pais, and I were thinking
20:46 that tomorrow we would all film a video for TikTok.
20:48 I was just, like, going around and picking up trash
20:50 to show that we did our part to clean up the native lands.
20:52 Who's down? - Me.
20:54 - Me, offbeat. - Yeah. - You mean the lands
20:56 you all just threw your laptops into?
20:58 - That was different. That was to go viral.
21:00 - Oh.
21:02 - Whoa, ladies, chill.
21:06 There are much, much more important things
21:10 to worry about right now.
21:12 Such as fucking beer pong.
21:14 - Amen, bruh. - Let's play.
21:16 - God's plan, bruh.
21:18 - Aw, you two are so cute together.
21:20 You should totally hook up.
21:22 - What?
21:24 - We all know you want to.
21:26 - That's ridiculous.
21:28 - [laughs]
21:30 - Yeah, I can tell Sam has a little crush.
21:32 - Oh, baby dick.
21:34 - No, I don't. What are you talking about?
21:36 - I got it. I'm a fucking genius.
21:38 Why don't we play one more round?
21:40 - Look, guys, I'm pretty drunk already.
21:42 I think we should probably just all go to bed.
21:44 - It's fucking lightweight, bruh.
21:46 - How about this?
21:48 If we win,
21:50 you guys have to hook up.
21:52 - Yes. - If we lose,
21:54 we never give you two-shit again.
21:56 - I don't think that's a-- - Done. We're in.
22:00 - Ooh, Hope's got some balls.
22:02 - We are? - Yeah.
22:04 So don't fucking lose.
22:06 - I think I'm out, bruh. - What?
22:08 - No cap. - Bruh.
22:10 Bruh, what?
22:12 - Sorry, bruh.
22:14 - Ah!
22:16 - Biz guy. Get it, homie.
22:18 Yes! - We're gonna go
22:20 look at the stars. - Yeah.
22:22 - Look at the stars.
22:24 - Nice.
22:26 Yeah. - Have fun, you two.
22:28 - Oh, man, I love him.
22:30 - Looks like it's couple versus couple.
22:32 - Yeah, it is.
22:34 It's a four way up in this bitch.
22:38 - Let's play.
22:44 - Beth,
22:46 you think I can touch the bottom
22:48 of the fucking lake?
22:50 - Oh, my God, babe. You could do anything
22:52 you set your heart to. - Yeah, I'd fucking care.
22:54 - Ah.
23:00 - Beth,
23:04 you think this stuff on the lake
23:06 is the frogs getting high?
23:08 - Oh, my God, totally.
23:12 - So fucking cool.
23:14 - You're, like, so smart.
23:16 - I know, Beth. I know.
23:18 Beth, how long you think
23:22 this lake is?
23:24 - Wow, babe,
23:26 it's, like, so long.
23:28 - I think it goes for, like, miles,
23:30 Beth.
23:32 You look
23:36 so fucking pretty, Beth.
23:38 - Oh.
23:40 - Oh.
23:42 - Is this what you want?
23:54 - Uh-huh. Oh, yeah.
23:56 God damn,
23:58 your tits are so fire, Beth.
24:00 You have such fucking amazing tits.
24:02 I've never been on
24:04 no dairy farm before.
24:06 I could melt these things all fucking day.
24:08 - Yeah?
24:10 - Oh, for sure.
24:12 Ah, fuck. - What?
24:22 - I left the rubbers
24:24 in the room bed.
24:26 - Seriously? - I know.
24:28 I fucked up.
24:30 - Well, maybe you
24:32 could try finally going down on me.
24:34 You said one day you'd try it.
24:36 - Oh, God.
24:38 Beth, you know, it's just, like,
24:40 totally not my thing.
24:42 Plus, I think I, like--
24:44 I think I hurt my neck lifting
24:46 with Chad the other day.
24:48 I totally will, though, soon, though.
24:50 I promise.
24:52 - Fine.
24:54 - Let me make it up to you, Beth.
24:56 - [laughs]
24:58 - Sit right there, Beth.
25:00 - Oh, yes, sir.
25:02 Ooh.
25:04 Yeah, baby.
25:06 - Don't even think
25:10 about taking this blindfold off,
25:12 or you're gonna be in big,
25:14 big, big
25:16 trouble. - Mm.
25:18 - [laughs]
25:20 - I love it when you order me around.
25:22 - Yeah, you do, Beth. BRB.
25:24 I'm fucking lightning quick.
25:26 - ♪ Let me see you get down ♪
25:30 - No way you make this.
25:32 - No fucking way. I told you, you'd be right
25:34 in the dick.
25:36 - Baby boy,
25:38 where are you?
25:40 Pierce?
25:42 Pierce,
25:44 come on. I'm cold.
25:46 I need someone to warm me up.
25:48 You could
25:50 say it's getting a little nippy.
25:52 Pierce?
25:56 OMG.
25:58 Babe, come on. Don't
26:00 waste a good time.
26:02 You're, like, totally drying me up right now.
26:04 Babe, I'm seriously, like,
26:06 so unhorny right now.
26:08 [laughs]
26:10 I didn't even hear you
26:12 come out. You're, like, so stealth.
26:14 Babe, knock it off
26:18 and come here already.
26:20 Ugh. Okay, I'm done.
26:24 [screams]
26:28 [screams]
26:30 [screams]
26:32 [screams]
26:36 [screams]
26:38 [screams]
26:44 - No way.
26:54 Not she doesn't-- I told you.
26:56 You suck again.
26:58 - You still ready
27:00 for me? I'm all bricked
27:02 up for you.
27:04 Huh?
27:08 Bet.
27:10 You know, I don't
27:12 like hide and seek, bro.
27:14 What? What?
27:24 [laughs]
27:26 I'm gonna find you
27:28 and when I do,
27:30 bad girl getting
27:32 punished!
27:34 Big time.
27:36 I got you.
27:44 Paisley?
27:50 If you're swimming there, you're dumb as hell.
27:52 There's snakes and shit in there.
27:54 Fuck.
27:58 Okay.
28:02 I give up.
28:04 This game's dumb as hell.
28:08 It's fine.
28:10 I don't even want to bat in anymore.
28:12 Just be
28:14 sitting here drinking solo,
28:16 I guess. Holding my
28:18 dick.
28:20 Fucking
28:22 condoms.
28:24 Shit ruins everything.
28:26 A
28:32 fucking bummer of a night.
28:34 Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro!
28:46 Hope sucks, hope sucks,
28:48 hope sucks!
28:50 It sucks so bad.
28:52 Come on, dork.
28:54 Fuck!
28:58 I got you, yeah!
29:00 You said you were good.
29:02 Wait, wait, wait, wait,
29:06 wait, wait, wait, what about balls back?
29:08 Yes!
29:10 No, no, no, no, no, no, we don't play those stupid
29:12 frat boy rules. We won,
29:14 you lost, drink up.
29:16 Go, go, go, go, go.
29:18 Wait, did you guys hear that?
29:22 Hear what?
29:26 Turn the music down, I think I heard screaming.
29:28 Hell yeah you did, my boy's probably
29:30 out there just tearing
29:32 their ass up. No, no, no, no, I, I,
29:34 I think I heard something too.
29:36 Hope, what are you doing?
29:38 Hold on, shh.
29:40 Okay.
29:44 I don't hear anything.
29:52 I guess Pierce is a
29:54 two-pumped chump. No, babe,
29:56 that's not true. Not my boy.
29:58 Trust me, I taught him
30:00 how to fuck.
30:06 Cool.
30:08 Ugh, this is
30:14 dumb as hell.
30:16 See?
30:18 He's good, totally
30:22 fine. Where's Paisley? I don't see her.
30:24 I don't know, babe, she's probably
30:26 out there looking for reception or some
30:28 shit. He isn't moving, well,
30:30 why isn't he moving? You're right.
30:32 Post-op clarity is a
30:34 real thing, guys. Relax.
30:36 And look at him.
30:38 He's 100% chill.
30:40 (screaming)
30:46 (explosion)
30:48 (screaming)
30:50 (screaming)
30:52 (screaming)
30:54 (screaming)
30:56 (screaming)
30:58 Stay down, stay down.
31:00 Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
31:02 It's okay, it's okay.
31:04 Does anybody have a phone?
31:06 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do. I do.
31:08 Call the cops.
31:10 Fuck! There's no fucking service, bro!
31:12 Shit. He's gonna kill us
31:14 if you see what I did to him!
31:16 No, it won't be. No, it won't.
31:18 He can't see us.
31:20 He's not the one to look over this wall, babe.
31:22 Trust.
31:24 Chad's right.
31:26 He can't see us.
31:28 No.
31:30 He?
31:32 What?
31:34 You said he.
31:36 How do you know it's a he? It could be a she
31:38 or they or-- What the fuck difference
31:40 does it make? It just ate your friends!
31:42 (crying)
31:44 (screaming)
31:46 He's dreaming.
31:48 He's dreaming. Fuck.
31:50 (heavy breathing)
31:52 (heavy breathing)
31:54 (heavy breathing)
31:56 (heavy breathing)
31:58 (heavy breathing)
32:00 Oh, okay.
32:02 See?
32:04 I told you you can't get in.
32:06 (screaming)
32:08 (screaming)
32:10 What the fuck? Huh?
32:12 (growling)
32:14 (growling)
32:16 Oh, shit! How did he get up there so fast?
32:18 Oh, my God.
32:20 Guys? Someone fucking move!
32:22 (growling)
32:24 (growling)
32:26 (growling)
32:28 (growling)
32:30 (growling)
32:32 Oh, my God.
32:34 It's leaving.
32:36 Thank God. Yeah, for now.
32:38 It knows where to find us.
32:40 That scream.
32:42 What?
32:44 That scream you heard earlier.
32:46 It-- It sounded like Paisley.
32:48 Do you think she could still be alive?
32:50 I don't know. Maybe.
32:52 Guys, she could still be out there.
32:54 Yeah, as this fucking bait, bro.
32:56 Don't say that!
32:58 Babe, enough of this shit.
33:00 Baby, where are you going?
33:02 Get the fuck out of here!
33:04 Fuck, yeah.
33:06 You cannot be serious.
33:08 Look, the only way we're getting out of here
33:10 is with the jeep.
33:12 Go get it.
33:14 Might even have to take this thing out from a boy pierce.
33:16 Oh, baby, it's too dangerous. You can't.
33:18 She's right, dude. It's way too dangerous out there.
33:20 I'm an alpha, bro!
33:22 Fuck, bro!
33:24 Okay.
33:28 I'm gonna go get the car, reverse as close as I can
33:30 to the door. You all pile in.
33:32 We GTFO!
33:34 On God.
33:36 It's the only way.
33:38 You're so brave.
33:40 We're massively stupid. Seriously, Chad,
33:42 it's a bad idea.
33:44 We're gonna get us out of here.
33:46 Go see what else my uncle has in his bedroom.
33:48 Might even have a strap.
33:50 What are you gonna do?
33:52 Fuck it?
33:54 What? No, bro, a strap.
33:56 Fucking gun.
33:58 Oh.
34:00 Yeah, God, Hope, can you be serious for once?
34:02 You're such an idiot.
34:04 Baby, wait.
34:06 Wait!
34:08 Don't leave me with them!
34:10 Fuck yeah!
34:12 You okay?
34:14 Not really.
34:16 You?
34:18 No.
34:20 Yeah.
34:22 And this plan is dumb as shit.
34:24 You can say that again.
34:26 But I don't see any other way.
34:28 I mean, that gator, it seemed...
34:30 different.
34:34 Like, could that be even real?
34:36 It looked different, right?
34:38 Like it was from another planet or something.
34:40 Like, none of this makes any sense.
34:42 I know.
34:46 By the way, when Chad was talking about his...
34:50 strap,
34:52 I had no idea what he was talking about.
34:54 I did.
34:56 Of course you did.
34:58 At least if we do die tonight,
35:02 we'll die having beaten them in beer pong.
35:04 Good point.
35:08 Yeah.
35:10 Hey, it'll be alright.
35:12 Chad has an idiot confidence.
35:14 Things always get right for people like that.
35:16 Yeah.
35:18 Let's go!
35:20 Oh shit, Hope!
35:22 I always thought you were gay.
35:24 Fuck off.
35:26 Not that there's anything wrong with that.
35:28 I'm actually an ally.
35:30 It's not even the same thing.
35:32 What?
35:34 Chad, are you sure this is a good idea?
35:36 I mean, maybe we can come up with something better.
35:38 I was born for it.
35:40 I'm like fucking SEAL Team Six, bro.
35:42 (explosion)
35:44 (laughter)
35:46 So hot.
35:48 Thanks, babe.
35:50 Okay, is there anything we can do?
35:52 Nah.
35:54 So am I.
35:56 The second I go out there,
36:02 you guys lock this door, okay?
36:04 I'm gonna stay low
36:06 and make my way to the car.
36:08 No matter what happens to me out there,
36:10 do not open the door
36:12 until I back the car up, okay?
36:14 Okay, babe. Okay? Okay?
36:16 Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:18 (whimpering)
36:20 Babe, look at me.
36:22 I have no fear.
36:24 Zero.
36:26 I need you to stay strong for me.
36:28 Okay.
36:30 You know I got this, babe.
36:32 You know it, right?
36:34 Baby.
36:36 I'm just...
36:38 I'm built different, babe.
36:40 (moaning)
36:46 Oh, yeah, no fear.
36:50 No fucking fear.
36:54 Fear is weakness.
36:56 Pain is weakness.
36:58 Good luck, man.
37:02 You may be an idiot,
37:04 but you are brave.
37:06 It's nothing.
37:08 This thing ain't got shit on me.
37:10 Let's go!
37:12 (cheering)
37:14 Oh, fuck.
37:24 Fuck.
37:26 I can't... I can't fucking do this.
37:28 Go get 'em, baby!
37:30 (cheering)
37:32 You're good, pal.
37:34 It's good.
37:36 Fuck.
37:38 Stay low! Stay low!
37:50 Why is he hopping like that?
37:52 It's an athletic stance.
37:54 I don't think so.
37:56 (cheering)
37:58 You got this.
38:00 Yeah.
38:02 Yeah.
38:04 (gasps)
38:06 Hello?
38:14 Go, go.
38:16 Come on, do something.
38:18 Hello?
38:20 Hello?
38:26 OMG.
38:28 Oh, fuck.
38:30 Where is he?
38:32 Where's the gator?
38:34 He's close.
38:36 Okay, okay, I got you.
38:38 We'll get us out of here, okay?
38:40 Stay with me.
38:42 Let's go.
38:44 Oh, my God.
38:46 I totally forgot about you.
38:48 Oh, oh.
38:50 Oh, put it back.
38:52 Put it back.
38:54 (cheering)
38:56 Get him! Get him!
38:58 Oh, fuck!
39:00 Fuck!
39:02 Oh, my God.
39:04 Oh, shit.
39:06 Okay.
39:08 Where did he go?
39:10 Where did he go?
39:12 Come back.
39:14 Oh, fuck!
39:16 Stay away from us!
39:18 Oh, shit!
39:20 Oh, God.
39:22 Warning you.
39:24 Back up, motherfucker.
39:26 Take 'em off, motherfucker.
39:28 Make some fucking boots out of your ass.
39:30 Hi-ya!
39:32 Who's your daddy, huh?
39:34 Fuck you!
39:36 (panting)
39:38 You got shit on me.
39:42 Back, bitch!
39:54 Back, bitch!
39:56 Go back to your home!
39:58 Oh, my God.
40:00 Bitch!
40:02 (roaring)
40:04 (screaming)
40:06 (screaming)
40:18 (screaming)
40:20 No!
40:30 It was so sweet.
40:32 (sobbing)
40:34 Why?
40:36 Why is this happening to me?
40:38 We were gonna get married someday.
40:44 (sobbing)
40:46 Uh, yeah.
40:48 Um...
40:50 I'm really sorry, Sarah.
40:52 Yeah.
40:54 Yeah.
40:56 What the fuck are we gonna do?
40:58 I don't know. That thing didn't even look real.
41:00 Well, it is. You saw what it did to Dad.
41:02 (sobbing)
41:04 Sorry, Sarah.
41:06 How the fuck are we gonna get out of here?
41:08 I don't know.
41:10 I'm thinking, I'm thinking, um...
41:12 What if we, like, distract it with our food or something?
41:14 You think that thing's gonna want
41:16 one of Patrick's vegan tahini dip and some endive leaves?
41:18 Yeah.
41:20 Uh, maybe?
41:22 (sobbing)
41:24 I don't smell...alive.
41:26 What was that, Sarah?
41:28 Do you think you could still be alive?
41:30 Like Paisley?
41:32 Who?
41:34 Chad!
41:36 Um...
41:38 Um...
41:40 Um...
41:42 Maybe.
41:44 Yeah.
41:46 Probably.
41:48 Looking good.
41:50 Like, um, there's a big chance.
41:52 Yeah.
41:54 (knocking)
41:56 Chad!
41:58 (knocking)
42:00 Oh, oh! Paisley!
42:02 Oh, my God! Holy fuck, I completely forgot about her!
42:04 I'm gonna burn!
42:06 (screaming)
42:08 Help me!
42:10 (screaming)
42:12 Help me!
42:14 (screaming)
42:16 (screaming)
42:18 (thud)
42:20 (growling)
42:22 What are you doing?
42:24 It's okay.
42:26 Do you see her?
42:34 Uh, no, no.
42:36 Um...
42:38 (eerie music)
42:40 Wait, look, look, look, look, right over there.
42:42 (sobbing)
42:44 Right at the basketball hoop.
42:46 Oh, God, oh, God.
42:48 (panting)
42:50 (eerie music)
42:52 Oh, my God.
42:54 (eerie music)
42:56 (growling)
42:58 (eerie music)
43:00 (coughing)
43:02 (panting)
43:04 Oh, no.
43:06 Oh, God, oh, God, it's gonna fucking hit her!
43:08 We have to distract it.
43:10 What?
43:12 It's been kind of nice, just the two of us.
43:14 I mean...
43:16 What do we do?
43:18 The food. Oh, but the food.
43:20 We can distract it with the food.
43:22 The dip, the dip!
43:24 The shit that she likes to eat, that disgusting--
43:26 Get it, get it, get it!
43:28 It's like, L.A. shit.
43:30 Where the hell would you keep something?
43:32 Oh, the fridge. Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!
43:34 (sobbing)
43:36 Okay, okay, okay.
43:38 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
43:40 Are you sure?
43:42 Yes, we have to try something.
43:44 Okay? Okay.
43:46 Don't be a baby. Okay.
43:48 Here we go.
43:50 Hey, asshole, come get it!
43:52 (growling)
43:58 Oh, okay.
44:00 (whimpering)
44:02 (panting)
44:04 Oh, my God.
44:06 (tires screeching)
44:08 (panting)
44:10 Oh, my God, tears!
44:18 Ew!
44:20 Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!
44:22 (growling)
44:24 (growling)
44:26 (growling)
44:28 Shit.
44:30 Gators like tahini dip.
44:32 Oh, thank God. Come on, come on, come on.
44:34 Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
44:36 (screaming)
44:38 Get in the car!
44:40 (screaming)
44:42 Shit, shit, shit, shit!
44:44 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
44:46 Oh, my God, I got it!
44:48 Oh, my God, I got it!
44:50 (growling)
44:52 (growling)
44:54 (growling)
44:56 I think I insulted it with a dip.
44:58 Oh, my God.
45:00 (panting)
45:02 Oh, my God.
45:04 (growling)
45:06 Oh. Oh, shit.
45:08 Oh, my God.
45:10 (screaming)
45:12 Please don't kill me, Mr. Gator.
45:14 I promise I'll return my gator handbag.
45:16 Okay, Thera, you can do this.
45:22 You can do this, Thera.
45:24 [Heavy breathing]
45:42 [Gator growls]
45:43 [Screams]
45:47 Oh, God!
45:48 Help me move the couch.
45:50 Okay, okay.
45:51 Okay.
45:53 Okay.
45:54 [Groans]
45:55 Okay, okay.
45:59 Pull, pull it.
46:01 Okay.
46:06 Is it bizarrely quiet?
46:16 Yeah.
46:18 Why isn't it trying to get in?
46:22 Maybe the dip killed it?
46:24 I can't fucking believe this is happening.
46:26 I'm better than the gnoss, right?
46:28 Yeah.
46:29 Right?
46:30 Are you kidding me?
46:32 Shit, shit.
46:33 [Crickets chirping]
46:38 [Footsteps]
46:40 [Gator growls]
46:43 I didn't even want to fucking be here.
46:50 Okay? My mom guilt-tripped me into coming so I could get to know Chad better.
46:54 Yeah.
46:55 Why did I listen? I could be home.
46:58 Instead, I am in the fucking Redneck Riviera hiding from a man-eating gator.
47:04 I didn't even want to be here either.
47:06 At least they're your friends.
47:08 Well, they were.
47:11 Not really.
47:13 Those guys are fucking assholes. I don't even like them.
47:17 And they sound dumb as shit.
47:19 So why did you come?
47:21 I, uh...
47:24 I heard you were coming.
47:27 But you didn't even know me.
47:31 Chad kind of showed me a picture of you, and I may have stalked your Instagram.
47:39 You did?
47:41 Yeah.
47:43 I don't even know why I'm admitting this right now.
47:45 It's probably because we're both going to die tonight, but, um...
47:49 Yeah.
47:51 That's kind of creepy.
47:54 [Chad laughs]
47:56 Sorry.
47:57 But cute.
47:59 [Chad laughs]
48:04 [Chad's phone beeps]
48:06 [Chad gasps]
48:32 [Chad's phone beeps]
48:34 Oh, God.
48:36 [Crickets chirping]
48:41 [Growling]
48:59 [Chickens clucking]
49:01 [Growling]
49:18 [Growling]
49:28 [Growling]
49:30 [Birds chirping]
49:38 [Chad gasps]
49:48 Hey, we got him.
49:52 What, what, what, what?
49:53 Uh, we, we fell asleep.
49:56 Oh, shit.
49:57 I was hoping this was all just a nightmare.
50:00 Yeah, me too.
50:02 How long were we out?
50:04 Uh, a few hours or so.
50:08 Do you think it's still out there?
50:12 I mean, maybe it gave up and it went away.
50:16 Maybe.
50:17 Hmm.
50:19 [Birds chirping]
50:22 [Chad gasps]
50:24 I, I, I'll, I'll go check.
50:26 Yeah.
50:27 Okay.
50:33 Okay.
50:35 [Growling]
50:38 What?
50:39 [Chad screams]
50:40 Wait!
50:41 Oh, shit!
50:43 [Chad gasps]
50:47 [Chad screams]
50:48 [Chad screams]
50:49 [Glass shatters]
50:50 No?
50:52 Yeah, so it was just right outside the window waiting for us.
50:55 Fuck!
50:56 Yeah.
50:57 And Sarah, I mean, is she--
50:58 Dead, arms severed, keys in her hand.
51:00 I think we're fucked.
51:02 What is it doing?
51:03 Oh, you know, it's like regular alligator stuff,
51:05 just floating through the air, circling the corpse of our best friend.
51:08 Did you see anyone else out there?
51:10 No, no, I'm pretty sure it ate them all.
51:12 Fuck!
51:13 Yeah.
51:15 [Chad panting]
51:17 The keys.
51:20 What?
51:21 The keys, you said.
51:22 The keys are still in Sarah's hand.
51:24 Yeah, her bloody, disgusting, severed hand.
51:26 Okay, okay, so then what if we distract it?
51:29 We give it her other hand!
51:30 No, we, we, we, we, we, we leave it outside,
51:33 and then, and then we make a break for it,
51:35 and we grab the keys and we just get the fuck out of here.
51:37 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, that didn't work.
51:39 We already tried that, remember, with the vegan goop tahini dip.
51:41 He doesn't want that. He's too smart for it.
51:43 He wants us, he wants meat.
51:45 Okay, well, we have to try something,
51:47 or else we're gonna end up like them.
51:49 I like my hands. I want two hands.
51:51 I know, so I need you to think.
51:53 The Bluetooth speaker!
51:54 What?
51:55 Get the speaker.
51:56 Okay, okay.
51:57 What if we, what if we somehow connect our phone,
52:00 play some loud-ass song, we throw it out this door,
52:02 the gator thinks it's us,
52:04 distracts it long enough for us to get to the car.
52:06 Holy shit, that might actually work.
52:07 You're a genius, I love you.
52:09 Okay, okay, okay, God, these, these fucking things, I, uh.
52:12 Disconnecting to King Chad, the sex god, iPhone.
52:16 Still connected to his phone!
52:17 Hurry up!
52:18 Okay, okay, okay.
52:19 Disconnecting King Chad, the sex god, iPhone.
52:22 Oh, yeah, nice.
52:24 Hurry!
52:28 Okay, okay, okay.
52:29 Connecting to Hope iPhone.
52:32 Oh, oh, oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, are you ready?
52:34 Are you ready? Get the speaker.
52:35 Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it.
52:36 Oh, I'm sorry.
52:37 Get it, get it, get it.
52:38 Speaker, I got it, I got it, I got it.
52:39 Are you ready?
52:40 Yeah, okay, okay.
52:41 Wait.
52:42 What was that for?
52:47 That's in case we get eaten alive.
52:48 That's for good luck.
52:53 I've never kissed anyone before.
52:54 Okay, great.
52:59 Here we come, you son of a bitch.
53:02 Come on.
53:04 ♪ I'm used to me some things I've seen about the scenery ♪
53:06 ♪ I can't believe it's busted right through ♪
53:08 Okay, okay, okay.
53:09 ♪ And you're a wag, so who beggin' ♪
53:11 ♪ You can't just be too bad, come on, man, you're a rag ♪
53:14 ♪ Too bad to be a city on a budget rev meet ♪
53:18 ♪ That's your fault, you ought to sit in your dick ♪
53:20 ♪ And then you get a little bit of a job ♪
53:21 ♪ And you're a wag, so who beggin' ♪
53:23 ♪ You can't just be too bad, come on, man, you're a rag ♪
53:25 Please, please, please.
53:28 Okay.
53:29 I'm so sorry.
53:30 I'm so sorry.
53:33 Oh, oh, no, oh, no.
53:34 Oh, I'm sorry, Sarah.
53:36 Okay, okay, okay.
53:37 Okay, oh, okay.
53:38 Hurry, hurry.
53:39 Oh, my God, oh, my God.
53:40 Hurry, throw me the keys, throw me the keys.
53:42 My fingers are still clutching it.
53:43 Just throw me the arm, it's a push to start.
53:45 Okay, okay, okay, okay.
53:46 Oh, okay, ready?
53:47 Here we go.
53:48 Are you ready?
53:49 Are you ready?
53:50 Oh, my God.
53:51 Oh!
53:52 Oh, my God, oh, my God.
53:54 Oh, my God.
53:55 Shh, shh.
53:56 Okay, okay, okay.
53:57 Oh, oh, oh, oh.
53:59 Oh, oh.
54:01 [thunder]
54:03 [thunder]
54:06 [thunder]
54:09 [thunder]
54:12 [thunder]
54:15 [thunder]
54:19 [thunder]
54:22 [thunder]
54:25 [thunder]
54:29 Shh.
54:31 Get us the fuck out of here now!
54:33 [thunder]
54:35 [thunder]
54:38 [thunder]
54:41 [thunder]
54:44 [thunder]
54:46 Battery 3%, reducing volume.
54:51 [thunder]
54:53 [car engine revving]
54:55 Wait, wait, wait, stop the car.
54:58 [car engine revving]
55:00 Wait, wait, stop.
55:02 It's giving up.
55:03 [car engine revving]
55:04 Battery at 1%, towering down.
55:07 [car engine revving]
55:09 What the hell am I even looking at?
55:11 [car engine revving]
55:13 [car engine revving]
55:15 Drunk, oh, my God.
55:17 [car engine revving]
55:19 [car engine revving]
55:20 I can't believe it.
55:21 How is that even possible?
55:23 Look at this, we did it.
55:24 We really fucking did it.
55:25 [laughing]
55:26 [kissing]
55:28 What was that one for?
55:29 That's a taste of what's gonna happen later.
55:32 I like the sound of that.
55:34 [laughing]
55:35 Woo!
55:36 [sighs]
55:37 [growling]
55:39 [growling]
55:41 [growling]
55:43 [growling]
55:45 [growling]
55:47 Sam?
55:48 Yeah?
55:49 That's not my hand.
55:50 Oh, fuck!
55:52 [growling]
55:54 [growling]
55:56 [growling]
55:59 [music playing]
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57:23 (dramatic music)
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58:03 (dramatic music)
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