Good Girls Gone Wild Full Movie - video Dailymotion
Good Girls Gone Wild Full Movie - video Dailymotion
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00:00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:00:03 [MUSIC PLAYING]
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00:00:39 [PHONE RINGING]
00:00:44 Hello?
00:00:45 Cheryl, we have to talk about our birthday plans.
00:00:47 I mean, it's only two days away,
00:00:49 and we still haven't decided the perfect way to celebrate.
00:00:51 So I was thinking maybe we could all take a trip to--
00:00:56 Sue, I meant to tell you before, but I wanted to be sure.
00:01:00 I think I'm going to spend my birthday with Jake.
00:01:03 I'm going to lose my virginity to him.
00:01:06 You know, I want to surprise him.
00:01:07 What?
00:01:08 But you can't.
00:01:10 I mean, I thought we were going to wait until marriage.
00:01:13 Besides, you can't do that to us.
00:01:14 You can't break tradition that way.
00:01:18 This is bad.
00:01:19 You know, I'm going to tell Lexi.
00:01:20 She's going to be very unhappy about this.
00:01:22 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:01:26 Come on, Lexi.
00:01:31 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:01:34 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:01:37 [WHISTLING]
00:01:43 So girls, what are we going to do for our birthday?
00:01:48 Sue, we have plenty of time to figure something out.
00:01:52 But this is the big one eight.
00:01:54 I mean, every year since her mom's met in the hospital,
00:01:56 we've done something new and special.
00:01:57 But this has to be newer and more special.
00:02:01 So what's something we've never done before?
00:02:04 Mushrooms?
00:02:05 No, not like that.
00:02:06 Like something nice.
00:02:08 Like maybe a trip.
00:02:10 Like a mushroom trip?
00:02:11 No.
00:02:12 Sorry, Sue, I have a date.
00:02:17 So do I.
00:02:18 Sorry, Sue.
00:02:20 Don't worry, Sue.
00:02:20 We'll figure it out.
00:02:21 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:02:29 [BIRDS CHIRPING]
00:02:33 Oh, flowers.
00:02:34 Are these from you?
00:02:35 Yeah, sure.
00:02:37 Here you go.
00:02:39 No card, but I thought I saw one.
00:02:41 I didn't know how to put my feelings into words.
00:02:44 I guess you still make me nervous.
00:02:50 Oh, Jake.
00:02:51 Maybe I should come in and hang out for a minute.
00:02:57 No, Jake, not yet.
00:02:59 When we do it, I want it to be really special.
00:03:02 The best night of my life.
00:03:03 It will be.
00:03:04 I promise.
00:03:05 It'll always be amazing with you and me together.
00:03:09 Jake, no.
00:03:17 I have to go.
00:03:18 I have to work on my art project.
00:03:21 You know, I thought art was going
00:03:22 to be a really easy elective.
00:03:23 But I guess I should have taken more math.
00:03:25 So you're going to come to my birthday, OK?
00:03:30 The Saturday?
00:03:31 Of course.
00:03:32 Thanks.
00:03:38 OK, bye.
00:03:39 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03:42 [CLEARS THROAT]
00:03:50 Oh, baby, you're so hot.
00:03:52 I'm going to do you so good.
00:03:53 Oh, yeah, baby.
00:03:54 Yeah.
00:03:55 What was your name again?
00:03:56 Rob.
00:03:57 Sex guy.
00:03:58 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:04:01 [SIGHS]
00:04:02 Lexi is so upset she's speechless.
00:04:06 Yeah, right, I bet.
00:04:07 Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday?
00:04:17 Oh, no.
00:04:18 Does not compute.
00:04:20 Want to talk in person ASAP.
00:04:22 Oh, huh.
00:04:27 Hi.
00:04:29 When did you get home?
00:04:30 So is it true?
00:04:32 Yes, it is.
00:04:33 It's just-- it's the right time, and Jake's the right man.
00:04:38 I mean, he's handsome, and smart, and wealthy,
00:04:42 and he has a really bright future ahead of him.
00:04:45 So I just think it's the right time.
00:04:47 Lexi, tell her.
00:04:49 Losing our virginity is one of those milestones
00:04:51 we should all face together.
00:04:52 On our birthday, yes, but not on this birthday.
00:04:55 Like, maybe on our 23rd birthday,
00:04:57 or maybe even like our 29th--
00:05:00 8th, maybe.
00:05:03 Listen, guys, I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:07 I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:13 But Cheryl, Sue is right.
00:05:21 We do always do something special on our birthday.
00:05:24 But does Jake really have such a tiny little needle dip?
00:05:28 It's not Jake.
00:05:30 It's the male ideal, like a Greek god or Sue's dad.
00:05:36 Right.
00:05:38 Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:05:40 Me and it kind of sucks.
00:05:40 I'm not really an artist.
00:05:42 Girls, can you just stop changing the subject?
00:05:44 The point is we should all lose our virginities
00:05:46 together on the same day.
00:05:48 And I'm just not ready yet.
00:05:50 I'm waiting for a sign, and then I'll know it's right.
00:05:53 Look, I can go either way.
00:05:55 I mean, I'm fine with just 69, 79, anal.
00:06:00 I don't feel any rush to actually do the deed.
00:06:03 Besides, I know it'll never live up to my rabbit anyway.
00:06:06 But if you want to do it this year, then maybe we all should.
00:06:11 You know, it could be like our big 18th birthday thing.
00:06:14 Where are you going at 630 in the morning?
00:06:21 To church to pray for you.
00:06:23 Want to be first in line.
00:06:25 I'm getting this in--
00:06:27 Yeah, me too.
00:06:28 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
00:06:39 It has been four days since my last confession.
00:06:41 I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:06:42 Mm-hmm.
00:06:45 OK, so I'm really embarrassed to talk about this,
00:06:47 but it's about sex.
00:06:50 Mm-hmm.
00:06:53 I mean, not me.
00:06:54 I've never gone past second base with a guy.
00:06:57 Mm-hmm.
00:06:59 I've never even seen a guy's--
00:07:01 well, there was that one time I took the pants off my Ken doll.
00:07:03 But I was dressing him up as Jesus,
00:07:05 and I wanted to see his thing, but there was nothing there.
00:07:08 OK, so it's about my friends, my best friends.
00:07:16 They're going to do something really bad this weekend.
00:07:18 OK, third base.
00:07:21 What?
00:07:22 No, like sex, like intercourse.
00:07:26 With boys, they barely even know.
00:07:27 I mean, they really need a sin intervention,
00:07:29 if you know what I mean.
00:07:30 All the way.
00:07:31 Go all the way.
00:07:33 What are you-- what?
00:07:35 [GROWLING]
00:07:37 Oh!
00:07:39 How could you do this?
00:07:41 You're a bad, bad person.
00:07:45 What?
00:07:46 [GROWLING]
00:07:48 Yes, yes.
00:07:53 Run, run.
00:07:55 Home run.
00:07:56 Ah, damn it.
00:08:00 Fucking Yankees.
00:08:03 Sorry.
00:08:05 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:08:08 [DOOR OPENING]
00:08:11 [DOOR CLOSING]
00:08:14 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:08:17 Sue, it is 1 PM.
00:08:28 Would you have a little consideration?
00:08:30 I'm trying to sleep.
00:08:32 Jeez, can you guys please keep it down?
00:08:36 I have an announcement to make.
00:08:37 I want to do it.
00:08:39 Do you hear me?
00:08:40 I want to do it.
00:08:43 This weekend, on our birthday.
00:08:45 Do what?
00:08:48 It, screw, screwing, boning, making
00:08:51 the beast with two backs, you know, shagging, fucking.
00:08:54 You do?
00:08:59 But what about all your religious stuff?
00:09:01 And what about your sign from heaven?
00:09:04 Oh, I got a sign at church.
00:09:06 Really?
00:09:07 Well, OK, great.
00:09:10 We're all in then.
00:09:12 So we'll have a big pool party, and we'll do it there.
00:09:15 Right?
00:09:17 Right.
00:09:19 I'll start making the shopping list.
00:09:20 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:09:29 Hey, Frank.
00:09:31 Hi, Sue.
00:09:33 Guys, we didn't invite Frank to the party.
00:09:35 I don't know.
00:09:36 Do you think he'd even have fun?
00:09:37 Yeah, he's blind.
00:09:39 Blind people can do everything regular people can do.
00:09:41 Maybe we're back.
00:09:47 Hey, I was wondering, we're throwing
00:09:50 this party tomorrow night.
00:09:52 It's for our birthday.
00:09:53 Do you want to come?
00:09:54 Do you think he can see up near shore?
00:09:56 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:09:59 Well, the house looks done.
00:10:10 Tomorrow's the big day.
00:10:12 We finally turn 18.
00:10:14 And finally lose our virginity.
00:10:16 Well, we better get our beauty sleep, because the party
00:10:18 starts tomorrow at 2.
00:10:19 So, OK, we know who Cheryl's going to do it with, Jake.
00:10:23 And I'll probably do that guy, Rod.
00:10:25 But Sue, who are you going to pick to pop your chain?
00:10:28 It's easy.
00:10:29 I've known for the past six years, ever since catechism.
00:10:31 What the fuck is catechism?
00:10:35 I think it's a baby panda wrapped in peanut butter.
00:10:38 Sure.
00:10:38 My soulmate.
00:10:50 Chris?
00:10:51 Sue, you might want to think about picking a backup.
00:10:56 I mean--
00:10:56 What?
00:10:57 No, Chris is perfect.
00:10:58 He played Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar last year at camp.
00:11:02 Plus, his name's Chris.
00:11:03 It's a sign.
00:11:04 Sue, the only sign is that Chris has a major case of gay face.
00:11:09 What?
00:11:10 He does not.
00:11:11 Anyway, there's no such thing as gay face.
00:11:13 He looks just like Justin Bieber,
00:11:15 with a little bit of Zac Efron and just
00:11:18 a hint of Ryan Seacrest.
00:11:19 Who the fuck's Ryan Seacrest?
00:11:22 Look, Chris is my soulmate.
00:11:25 OK, well, sweet dreams.
00:11:27 See you in the morning.
00:11:28 I knew it would happen someday.
00:11:36 I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.
00:11:39 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:12:08 You're so perfect.
00:12:09 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:12:14 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:12:42 I knew that's what I look like.
00:12:44 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:12:47 Too bad no one could ever compare to you.
00:13:03 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:13:06 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:13:10 See you tomorrow, Thursday.
00:13:17 Tomorrow's the day.
00:13:18 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:13:22 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:13:25 Oh my gosh, they're coming.
00:13:41 Lexi, Cheryl, hurry.
00:13:43 Ew, why?
00:13:48 It's for Jake to unwrap me.
00:13:50 It's going to be really sexy.
00:13:51 I'm going to sweat.
00:13:53 You're going to die of asphyxiation.
00:13:55 It's going to be really sexy.
00:13:56 It's stupid.
00:13:57 Just screw him.
00:13:58 That's what he wants.
00:13:59 That's what all guys want.
00:14:00 Who hurt you as a child?
00:14:02 Oh, Christ.
00:14:03 You have your mouth, too.
00:14:05 Anyway, what guys want is someone who's sexy,
00:14:08 not someone they can just have sex with.
00:14:10 You're an idiot.
00:14:11 A very smooth, plastic wrapped idiot.
00:14:15 Thank you.
00:14:16 Guys, seriously, come on.
00:14:17 Hurry up.
00:14:18 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:14:22 Oh, what a cool bracelet.
00:14:25 I love it.
00:14:26 Um, you should put that down, though, because it's like--
00:14:29 It's very fragile.
00:14:30 Yeah.
00:14:31 OK.
00:14:32 Just put it down.
00:14:33 Hurry up.
00:14:34 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:14:36 Those are your anal beads, right?
00:14:38 Yeah.
00:14:39 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:14:42 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:14:45 Woo, this party's gonna happen.
00:14:59 Whoa.
00:15:00 Hold up.
00:15:02 Oh, we're going to have some fun.
00:15:04 Oh, Attack of the Wet t-shirts.
00:15:05 Nice.
00:15:06 [LAUGHTER]
00:15:08 Oh, fuck.
00:15:09 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:15:11 Check, check, check, check, check.
00:15:15 Happy birthday, Lex.
00:15:18 Oh, Joanna, we said no gifts.
00:15:21 That is lip poison to plump your lips, but be careful.
00:15:24 It stings.
00:15:25 And the other one is edible massage oil.
00:15:28 Oh, how did you know?
00:15:29 I mean, I'm going to use both of these tonight.
00:15:31 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:15:34 Foster, such a cutie.
00:15:40 Please don't touch my service dog.
00:15:42 All right, sorry.
00:15:43 Are you OK now?
00:15:44 Yeah, I'm fine.
00:15:45 OK, we'll see you later.
00:15:46 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:15:49 I can't believe you haven't had a baby.
00:15:51 This is crazy.
00:15:52 Jake.
00:15:53 Hi.
00:15:54 Hey, babe.
00:15:56 Happy birthday.
00:15:58 Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.
00:16:01 What?
00:16:02 You want a beer?
00:16:05 No.
00:16:08 [BURPS]
00:16:10 Oh, hon, here.
00:16:14 I have your present here.
00:16:16 I'll give it to you later when the time's right.
00:16:19 You didn't have to give me anything.
00:16:22 And I have a present for you that I want you to unwrap later.
00:16:27 Hey, Ralph, we need you to settle
00:16:30 this bet over here real quick.
00:16:31 What bet?
00:16:32 [LAUGHTER]
00:16:35 All right, this is my man right here.
00:16:37 Hey.
00:16:38 Hey, how you doing?
00:16:39 Hi.
00:16:40 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:16:43 Check it out.
00:16:51 Dare me?
00:16:52 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:16:55 Look at you.
00:17:04 Look at me.
00:17:05 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:17:08 Oh, dude, look at those.
00:17:10 Are those real?
00:17:11 Have you guys seen Cheryl?
00:17:12 Hey, I do move.
00:17:14 Come on, lame.
00:17:15 Oh, all right.
00:17:16 OK.
00:17:17 I'll see you guys later.
00:17:18 Go do some push-ups or something.
00:17:19 Oh, the moves.
00:17:20 When he buzzes, by the end of the day,
00:17:22 I will be motorboating those kiddies.
00:17:24 Yeah.
00:17:26 They're fake anyways.
00:17:27 Who cares?
00:17:28 OK.
00:17:29 [LAUGHTER]
00:17:32 Who cares?
00:17:33 Oh, dude, dude.
00:17:34 I'm blind, you fucking asshole.
00:17:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:17:39 Dude, no, it's your birthday.
00:17:41 Here, let me.
00:17:42 Joanna, no.
00:17:43 Just go enjoy the party.
00:17:44 Come on.
00:17:46 I'm in.
00:17:49 Hey, do my lips look any plumper?
00:17:51 I put this stuff on, but I can't really feel anything yet.
00:17:55 Have you guys seen Jake?
00:17:56 I haven't seen him anywhere.
00:17:57 He just, like, disappeared.
00:17:59 [SIGHS]
00:18:03 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:18:06 Are these real?
00:18:12 Of course they are.
00:18:15 How come I haven't met him before?
00:18:17 I don't know.
00:18:18 Maybe he's just going to be around.
00:18:19 All right.
00:18:20 Have you seen Jake?
00:18:21 Um, I think he's around or something.
00:18:23 Maybe upstairs.
00:18:24 I don't know.
00:18:26 Maybe he went to go get my birthday present.
00:18:28 That's probably where he went.
00:18:30 I don't know.
00:18:33 Liquid Courage?
00:18:35 Yeah.
00:18:36 Atta girl.
00:18:37 [COUGHS]
00:18:40 Vodka cranberry?
00:18:41 It's really simple.
00:18:44 Well, I guess it's now or never.
00:18:46 I can come here or not.
00:18:48 Sue, are you OK?
00:18:50 Sue, relax.
00:18:53 They're just lies.
00:18:54 OK, nothing to be scared of, seriously.
00:18:57 You're going to be fine.
00:18:58 Is Chris here?
00:18:59 Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:19:07 No, he does not have a gay face.
00:19:09 I'm going to prove it to you.
00:19:11 I'm going to do it.
00:19:12 Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:19:20 No, he does not have a gay face.
00:19:23 I'm going to prove it to you.
00:19:24 I'm going to do it.
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00:30:29 >> Hey.
00:30:31 Happy birthday.
00:30:33 >> Happy birthday.
00:30:59 >> Do you know that most people think that the happy birthday song was from Britain, but it's actually from us, U.S.
00:31:05 America.
00:31:07 United States.
00:31:09 >> I know where we live.
00:31:11 >> Right.
00:31:13 >> Of course.
00:31:16 I know where we live.
00:31:17 >> Right.
00:31:19 >> Of course.
00:31:24 Jesus, Eric, are you going to make your move or not?
00:31:26 >> You want me to move?
00:31:27 >> Yeah, I can totally move.
00:31:29 >> No, you're fine.
00:31:42 Jake!
00:31:45 So, Eric, do you want to do it or not?
00:31:48 >> I'm sorry.
00:31:49 It?
00:31:51 What?
00:31:52 >> It.
00:31:54 >> What?
00:31:57 >> I mean, like, monkey bone in and like pigs in a blanket.
00:32:00 Get real nasty.
00:32:02 >> Oh, oh, you mean like, uh, right now?
00:32:07 >> I mean, well, yeah.
00:32:09 You know, the sooner the better.
00:32:11 >> Yeah, sure.
00:32:13 I mean, yeah, of course.
00:32:15 I just never realized that you -- I mean --
00:32:21 You're so -- you're so beautiful.
00:32:26 >> Okay.
00:32:28 No cuisine.
00:32:30 >> Right.
00:32:31 Of course.
00:32:32 Sorry.
00:32:35 >> So, um, do you want to unwrap me?
00:32:40 >> Oh, wow.
00:32:42 You wrapped up like a hot pocket or a leftover macaroni and cheese.
00:32:46 Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:32:48 You're fresh.
00:32:50 Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:32:52 You're fresh.
00:32:54 Organic.
00:32:56 Yep.
00:32:58 >> So the wrap.
00:33:00 >> Right.
00:33:02 Where's the --
00:33:04 >> The end is -- the edge is like right over here.
00:33:07 >> Oh, yeah, here it is.
00:33:09 I see it.
00:33:10 Let me just --
00:33:12 >> Ow, ow, ow.
00:33:14 >> Sorry, sorry.
00:33:16 >> It's okay.
00:33:17 Do it again.
00:33:19 >> Sorry, I -- I bite my nails, so it's a little difficult.
00:33:22 >> You know what?
00:33:23 Let me just lay on the bed.
00:33:26 >> Okay.
00:33:31 Let me just see.
00:33:34 Oh, here it is.
00:33:35 I got it.
00:33:36 >> All right.
00:33:37 Just pull it.
00:33:38 >> Let me just --
00:33:40 >> Oh!
00:33:42 >> Oh, geez.
00:33:43 Cheryl, are you -- are you okay?
00:33:46 >> Help.
00:33:47 >> Are you okay?
00:33:49 >> Help.
00:33:50 >> Hey, Cheryl, are you okay?
00:33:53 >> Oh, geez.
00:33:56 >> Well, that was stupid.
00:34:05 >> Yeah.
00:34:06 >> How are you doing tonight?
00:34:08 Having a good time?
00:34:10 >> Jake, I think I saw Cheryl.
00:34:13 >> What?
00:34:17 I can't hear you.
00:34:18 I need another beer.
00:34:20 Chips are so damn salty.
00:34:22 >> Jake!
00:34:23 Upstairs.
00:34:24 Yeah.
00:34:25 >> Hold on.
00:34:26 Take a piss.
00:34:27 How much beer?
00:34:28 >> Oh!
00:34:48 >> Finally.
00:35:00 I -- let me just get the blinds.
00:35:02 >> Oh, no, no, no.
00:35:04 Don't worry about it.
00:35:05 >> What?
00:35:06 >> I mean, I want us to be able
00:35:08 to see each other.
00:35:10 >> Oh.
00:35:12 Well, okay.
00:35:13 >> Okay.
00:35:15 >> I'm so sorry.
00:35:18 >> It's okay.
00:35:20 >> I'm sorry.
00:35:22 >> It's okay.
00:35:24 >> I'm sorry.
00:35:26 >> It's okay.
00:35:28 >> I'm sorry.
00:35:30 >> It's okay.
00:35:32 >> I'm sorry.
00:35:34 >> It's okay.
00:35:36 >> I'm sorry.
00:35:38 >> I'm sorry.
00:35:40 >> I'm sorry.
00:35:42 >> Oh.
00:35:45 Well, okay.
00:35:46 >> Okay.
00:35:47 >> Mm.
00:35:48 >> Mm.
00:36:18 >> Oh!
00:36:20 Oh!
00:36:22 Oh!
00:36:23 Oh!
00:36:31 >> What are you doing?
00:36:33 >> I think it's time, you know,
00:36:37 to do it.
00:36:40 >> Not yet.
00:36:41 More foreplay.
00:36:42 >> Huh?
00:36:44 >> Oh!
00:36:46 >> Oh!
00:36:47 >> Oh!
00:36:48 >> Oh!
00:36:49 >> So good.
00:36:51 >> Oh.
00:36:52 >> Yep.
00:36:53 >> Oh, my jaw.
00:36:55 Jaw, jaw, jaw.
00:36:57 >> What?
00:36:58 What?
00:36:59 >> Ah, ah, oh!
00:37:01 Ah, jeez.
00:37:02 Lock jaw, lock jaw.
00:37:04 >> Is that even a thing?
00:37:06 >> I don't know.
00:37:08 Ah.
00:37:09 >> Are you okay?
00:37:12 >> No, no, no, no, no.
00:37:14 It's, uh, it's fine.
00:37:16 I'm just embarrassed.
00:37:18 It's probably tmj or fracture,
00:37:22 swollen.
00:37:23 >> You sure you're okay?
00:37:25 >> Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
00:37:27 >> Okay, great.
00:37:28 Have fun.
00:37:29 >> Oh.
00:37:30 >> Ah!
00:37:33 >> Now.
00:37:34 Now, let's do it now.
00:37:36 >> No, not yet, not yet.
00:37:38 >> All right.
00:37:40 I'm going to come.
00:37:42 >> Not yet, not yet.
00:37:44 >> No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:37:46 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:48 >> Not yet.
00:37:49 Lexi, Lexi!
00:37:50 >> Oh!
00:37:51 >> No, no, no, not yet.
00:37:54 Lexi, Lexi!
00:37:55 >> Oh!
00:37:56 >> No means no.
00:37:58 >> Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:38:00 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:38:02 It's been a really long time,
00:38:04 and I haven't been masquerading
00:38:06 for anything.
00:38:07 >> Uh-oh.
00:38:12 Oh, hey, Jake.
00:38:15 How you doing?
00:38:17 >> How's it going?
00:38:18 >> Good.
00:38:19 >> Eric?
00:38:20 Come -- Eric, help me.
00:38:22 I'm blind.
00:38:23 I can't see anything.
00:38:25 Excuse me.
00:38:29 Cheryl's in here.
00:38:34 >> What's up, bro?
00:38:36 >> What the fuck is --
00:38:39 >> Hey, wait!
00:38:41 >> Lex, babe, still waiting.
00:38:49 >> Oh, I'm sorry.
00:38:50 I can't see.
00:38:51 I'm blind.
00:38:53 >> Damn it.
00:38:54 I'm gonna say something
00:38:55 to that bitch.
00:38:57 Hey, you.
00:38:59 You better stop making fun
00:39:00 of the blind, or I'm gonna
00:39:01 teach you a lesson.
00:39:03 >> I'm so sorry.
00:39:07 I'll never make fun
00:39:08 of the blind again.
00:39:10 >> What the --
00:39:13 [ Music ]
00:39:28 [ Laughter ]
00:39:32 >> Oh, man, no more
00:39:34 water balloons.
00:39:35 This party's ass.
00:39:39 >> Yeah!
00:39:43 >> This just isn't working.
00:39:46 >> Nothing.
00:39:47 What's the big deal about
00:39:48 these vibrators anyway?
00:39:52 >> Watch this.
00:39:54 Spark it up.
00:39:56 Yes!
00:39:59 Oh, man!
00:40:01 I love this game.
00:40:02 >> Where are the controllers?
00:40:03 >> Here, here, here.
00:40:04 >> Okay, let me find another one.
00:40:08 >> Whoa!
00:40:10 >> Look at this!
00:40:14 >> You, you, you!
00:40:15 >> Get that thing away!
00:40:16 Jesus!
00:40:17 [ Laughter ]
00:40:21 >> Oh.
00:40:24 Hey, dude, nice shot.
00:40:27 >> Wasn't me.
00:40:32 >> Whoa, whoa, nice!
00:40:35 >> Are you sitting on it
00:40:36 or something?
00:40:38 >> Hey, you found the
00:40:39 grenade launcher.
00:40:40 Nice, nice.
00:40:53 >> Do you have the extra
00:40:59 controller?
00:41:05 >> Whoa!
00:41:07 You are the controller.
00:41:09 >> No, I just -- I didn't --
00:41:12 I swear, I --
00:41:15 [ Laughter ]
00:41:18 >> Hey, it's sue.
00:41:24 >> Where are you going, man?
00:41:27 >> It's okay.
00:41:28 Hey, sue.
00:41:40 >> Hey, didn't hear me
00:41:41 calling you?
00:41:42 >> Yeah, I just needed to --
00:41:44 >> Oh, sure.
00:41:47 >> Listen, sue, I was
00:41:50 rethinking what I said
00:41:51 earlier.
00:41:52 >> You were?
00:41:54 You mean --
00:41:56 >> Yeah.
00:41:59 >> So you think we should
00:42:00 give it a try?
00:42:03 Can we go get a drink?
00:42:07 >> Wow, your toilet's really
00:42:10 clogged.
00:42:12 You know what, I got to go.
00:42:14 Happy birthday.
00:42:15 >> No, I didn't --
00:42:18 never mind.
00:42:31 >> This is the worst idea ever.
00:42:33 Never going to have sex.
00:42:36 Ow.
00:42:56 >> Hello.
00:42:57 A little attention here.
00:42:59 >> Oh, yeah, sorry.
00:43:06 >> Max, don't be selfish.
00:43:08 >> All right.
00:43:09 Sorry.
00:43:22 >> Jeez, who invented this
00:43:25 stupid position anyway?
00:43:27 So much fucking multitasking.
00:43:29 Screw it.
00:43:40 >> [ Laughter ]
00:44:00 >> Oh, no.
00:44:11 That was bad.
00:44:12 That was so bad.
00:44:26 >> Joanna, do you know a guy
00:44:28 named j.j.?
00:44:31 >> I think that guy's name
00:44:33 starts with a j.
00:44:36 >> Hey, does your name start
00:44:38 with a j?
00:44:40 >> Yes, it does.
00:44:42 >> So you're j.j.?
00:44:44 >> Uh-uh.
00:44:45 >> Okay.
00:45:12 >> A nun.
00:45:21 >> Thank goodness.
00:45:25 >> 1-900-confession, how may I
00:45:27 be of service?
00:45:28 >> It's been one day since my
00:45:30 last confession.
00:45:31 I accuse myself of the
00:45:32 following sins.
00:45:33 >> One day.
00:45:35 Ow.
00:45:41 >> Is that too long?
00:45:42 I would have come this morning,
00:45:43 but it's my 18th birthday.
00:45:44 >> Go on.
00:45:46 >> Okay, well, I've been
00:45:47 touching myself inappropriately.
00:45:49 Well, actually, I didn't know.
00:45:51 A washing machine did.
00:45:52 >> What's her problem?
00:45:54 >> A washing machine touched
00:45:55 her.
00:45:57 >> Well, you know, I sat on a
00:45:59 washing machine, and, well...
00:46:01 >> All right, freak, time's up.
00:46:02 >> What?
00:46:03 But what do I do?
00:46:04 >> Just unplug the thing.
00:46:05 >> No, but I think I might have
00:46:07 had an orgasm.
00:46:09 >> Well, then be happy.
00:46:11 You found the perfect man.
00:46:12 >> I'm serious.
00:46:13 >> Look, honey, you seem like a
00:46:15 nice young lady, so I'll tell you
00:46:18 this.
00:46:19 Masturbation isn't a sin.
00:46:22 >> No contritions?
00:46:24 >> You broke no covenant with
00:46:25 God.
00:46:26 It's not in the Bible.
00:46:28 >> So the washing machine could
00:46:30 touch me any time?
00:46:31 Like morning, afternoon, night?
00:46:34 >> Yes, and other things can
00:46:35 touch you.
00:46:37 Accidental masturbation is not a
00:46:39 sin, neither is intentional
00:46:41 masturbation.
00:46:42 >> Huh.
00:46:43 God's pretty cool that way.
00:46:45 >> He sure is.
00:46:46 Now run along.
00:46:50 >> Wow.
00:46:51 How do you know all that?
00:46:53 >> Because I'm a nun.
00:46:55 Now eat my pussy, bitch.
00:46:58 >> Huh, accidental
00:46:59 masturbation.
00:47:00 Who would have thought?
00:47:01 [music]
00:47:10 >> Revenge sex.
00:47:11 What a stupid fucking idea.
00:47:13 God, I'm getting out of here.
00:47:17 >> Yeah, I admit it.
00:47:18 I've got no game.
00:47:20 [inaudible]
00:47:26 >> Fucking douchebag.
00:47:28 Damn it.
00:47:30 >> I have to get laid if it's
00:47:31 the last thing I do.
00:47:33 >> You go, girl.
00:47:35 >> What?
00:47:37 >> What are you doing here?
00:47:39 >> We needed some place private.
00:47:41 But hey, listen, if you're
00:47:42 serious about getting laid...
00:47:44 >> Yeah?
00:47:45 >> If you want someone great, I
00:47:47 mean really the best ever.
00:47:50 No offense.
00:47:52 Frank, the blind guy.
00:47:54 >> Really?
00:47:55 >> I'm telling you, he's
00:47:57 amazing.
00:47:59 I had food sex with him a few
00:48:00 weeks ago.
00:48:01 It was like nothing I've ever
00:48:02 experienced before.
00:48:04 It was like we used all our
00:48:06 senses, everything.
00:48:10 If you're interested, I'll set
00:48:11 it up.
00:48:13 >> All right.
00:48:20 >> What about him?
00:48:21 Jeremy.
00:48:23 >> Yeah, I know Jeremy.
00:48:25 I think I fooled around with
00:48:26 him once.
00:48:27 I don't know his last name,
00:48:29 though.
00:48:30 It's Jones.
00:48:31 Jeremy Jones.
00:48:33 >> This all makes sense.
00:48:34 Excuse me.
00:48:36 Jeremy.
00:48:38 Hi.
00:48:39 >> Hey.
00:48:40 >> Who was on the phone?
00:48:41 >> Oh, that's my new
00:48:42 girlfriend.
00:48:43 You know, I made her.
00:48:44 She'll be here in like an hour.
00:48:45 >> Wait, you have a girlfriend?
00:48:48 >> Yeah.
00:49:00 >> Oh.
00:49:01 Hi, Frank.
00:49:02 >> Sit.
00:49:07 >> Oh, you meant -- you meant
00:49:09 the dog.
00:49:11 >> Relax.
00:49:13 You need to relax and calm
00:49:14 down.
00:49:24 >> Oh, I'm relaxed.
00:49:25 I'm fine.
00:49:27 >> Why are you biting your
00:49:28 nail?
00:49:29 >> I'm not.
00:49:32 How did you know that?
00:49:36 >> Corner.
00:49:40 Sit.
00:49:43 Roll over.
00:49:46 >> Oh, you mean me?
00:49:50 >> Roll over.
00:49:53 >> Oh, you mean me?
00:49:55 Oh, how do you -- how do you
00:49:57 want me to --
00:49:58 >> Just lie down.
00:49:59 >> Oh.
00:50:11 >> I shouldn't even be doing
00:50:12 this, but considering it a
00:50:14 teachable moment.
00:50:16 >> Okay.
00:50:20 Oh.
00:50:22 >> See me with your hands.
00:50:27 >> All right.
00:50:36 You know, I should really -- I
00:50:37 have a boyfriend, and I
00:50:38 shouldn't be doing this.
00:50:39 Really.
00:50:52 >> Mmm, peanut butter.
00:51:08 Frank, Frank.
00:51:09 Oh.
00:51:13 Oh, Frank.
00:51:15 >> Oh, Frank.
00:51:32 >> Yo, man.
00:51:33 Give me a chip.
00:51:35 >> My chips, homeboy.
00:51:36 >> Give me a chip, man.
00:51:37 >> My chips.
00:51:38 >> Give me a chip.
00:51:42 >> My chips.
00:51:44 >> Guys, why are you making
00:51:45 such a mess?
00:51:47 >> Sorry.
00:51:55 >> It's just a case of
00:51:56 accidental masturbation.
00:51:57 That's all.
00:52:02 >> Let me do this.
00:52:03 Go ahead.
00:52:04 >> I got it.
00:52:05 >> No, really, please.
00:52:06 I want to help.
00:52:10 >> Okay, everybody out.
00:52:12 Leave.
00:52:13 I have to vacuum.
00:52:26 >> You're not even getting the
00:52:27 chips.
00:52:28 They're over here.
00:52:30 >> I see some dust over here,
00:52:32 so...
00:52:36 So much dust on this floor.
00:52:41 Such a dirty, dirty floor.
00:53:03 >> I think I got all of that.
00:53:08 I'm just going to see how --
00:53:19 >> Frankie.
00:53:21 Oh, my -- oh.
00:53:22 >> What was that?
00:53:23 >> What?
00:53:24 >> Oh, man, we got a smoky
00:53:27 heat up there.
00:53:30 >> Stop.
00:53:31 Frank, stop teasing Frank.
00:53:33 >> I'm sorry, man.
00:53:34 We're just looking for a place
00:53:36 to finish this road.
00:53:37 >> I heard something.
00:53:38 >> You want to join us?
00:53:40 >> No, I'm not --
00:53:41 >> Come on.
00:53:42 You got to do it.
00:53:43 Come on.
00:53:44 >> Watch your dog, man.
00:53:46 >> What's it like being blind?
00:53:51 >> Frank?
00:53:53 Frank, are we going to do
00:53:54 something soon?
00:53:58 >> Bro, you are too funny.
00:54:01 >> Thanks, man.
00:54:03 >> This is some good stuff.
00:54:05 I haven't smoked since junior
00:54:06 high.
00:54:07 >> Dude, I haven't stopped
00:54:08 smoking since junior high.
00:54:09 >> Wait, wait, wait.
00:54:10 I feel like I was supposed to be
00:54:12 doing something.
00:54:15 Damn, I really can't remember.
00:54:16 This is some good shit.
00:54:18 [ Laughter ]
00:54:19 >> Oh, no.
00:54:37 You're the devil.
00:54:38 No more.
00:54:42 >> J.J., Jeremy, you have to
00:54:44 remember that amazing time we
00:54:45 had together, don't you?
00:54:48 >> Please.
00:54:49 >> Lex, I can't.
00:54:51 I mean, I got a girlfriend.
00:54:53 I really like this girl.
00:54:55 >> Fine.
00:54:56 It's just so sad because I'm
00:54:58 wearing this cutless bra and I
00:55:01 also have on crotchless panties
00:55:04 with just a little string of
00:55:06 pearl in front for extra
00:55:08 stimulation.
00:55:09 >> Oh.
00:55:14 We've got like 30 minutes
00:55:15 before she gets here.
00:55:16 >> Perfect.
00:55:17 >> Before she gets here.
00:55:18 >> Perfect.
00:55:19 >> I'm gonna do it.
00:55:20 I'm gonna do it.
00:55:21 Fuck me.
00:55:22 Fuck me now.
00:55:23 >> What?
00:55:24 What's wrong?
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00:55:27 >> Just try.
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00:58:12 >> I can't get it in.
00:58:13 >> I can't get it in.
00:58:14 >> I can't get it in.
00:58:15 >> I can't get it in.
00:58:16 >> I can't get it in.
00:58:17 >> I can't get it in.
00:58:18 >> I can't get it in.
00:58:20 >> Cheryl?
00:58:21 >> What is it?
00:58:26 What are you doing down here?
00:58:28 >> Waiting for everyone to leave
00:58:29 so I can sneak out and get far,
00:58:31 far away from here.
00:58:32 >> What?
00:58:33 >> Why?
00:58:34 >> Nothing.
00:58:35 Just this blind guy and his dog.
00:58:38 >> Honey, it's going to be okay.
00:58:41 >> No, it's not okay.
00:58:43 God.
00:58:45 And you know whose fault it is?
00:58:46 >> I'm sorry.
00:58:47 >> It's Jake's.
00:58:48 >> Jake's fault.
00:58:49 That lying, cheating bastard.
00:58:52 >> Yes.
00:58:53 He is such a dickwad.
00:58:54 You need to confront him.
00:58:56 >> Yeah.
00:58:57 Yeah, I need to confront him.
00:58:58 I mean, it's my birthday,
00:59:00 and where is he anyway?
00:59:01 Like, why isn't he hanging out with me?
00:59:03 >> You know, you just call him here
00:59:04 and give him a big piece of your mind.
00:59:06 >> Yeah, a big piece,
00:59:07 a big old chunk of my mind,
00:59:09 a big piece of it.
00:59:10 >> Yeah.
00:59:12 You know, you might want to --
00:59:14 You need to look hot
00:59:15 while you break up with him.
00:59:16 >> Yeah, you're right.
00:59:18 I'm not wearing a sheet.
00:59:20 >> No.
00:59:21 [ Music ]
00:59:26 >> I'm sorry.
00:59:27 I'm sorry.
00:59:29 I get shy around beautiful women like you.
00:59:31 [ Music ]
00:59:34 I got no game.
00:59:36 [ Music ]
00:59:41 It's not important.
00:59:43 [ Music ]
00:59:54 >> Hey.
00:59:55 >> Eric, I can't talk right now.
00:59:57 >> No, no, no.
00:59:58 I really need to talk to you.
00:59:59 >> Really, Eric, I can't right now.
01:00:01 >> No, no, no, no.
01:00:02 I just wanted to say I'm sorry
01:00:04 about earlier,
01:00:05 and I'm just embarrassed,
01:00:07 and I don't want to make it up to you.
01:00:08 >> Eric, really?
01:00:09 I don't care.
01:00:10 It's fine.
01:00:11 >> No, but I do.
01:00:12 I mean, I do.
01:00:13 I care.
01:00:15 I haven't known how to tell you,
01:00:17 maybe because, I don't know,
01:00:19 I'm a little shy,
01:00:20 but I was wondering or hoping
01:00:23 that we could go out sometime soon
01:00:27 because I'm going to be leaving
01:00:28 for a little while,
01:00:29 and it would be nice to go out.
01:00:31 >> Really?
01:00:32 Eric, you're shy.
01:00:33 You have no game.
01:00:35 >> No, not really.
01:00:38 >> Yeah, no, I can't do this.
01:00:40 Sorry.
01:00:44 >> Okay, all right.
01:00:46 I, uh...
01:00:49 Happy birthday, then.
01:00:51 [upbeat music]
01:00:54 ♪ ♪
01:01:01 I'm sorry.
01:01:02 I was trying to kiss your...
01:01:04 ♪ ♪
01:01:11 >> Wow.
01:01:13 ♪ ♪
01:01:22 [upbeat music]
01:01:23 >> Here I come, baby.
01:01:25 Get ready for your big birthday surprise.
01:01:27 ♪ ♪
01:01:30 >> Oh, Eric, stop.
01:01:31 Um, we can't do this.
01:01:33 >> Oh, God, Damien, not again.
01:01:34 >> Oh, no, um...
01:01:35 >> Cheryl, honey, happy--
01:01:38 What the fuck is this?
01:01:40 Who the hell are you, dude?
01:01:41 >> Okay, guys, don't.
01:01:46 >> Cheryl, baby, what is this?
01:01:50 Aw, gee, Cheryl, you're--
01:01:53 I've been looking for you all night,
01:01:55 and you've been--
01:01:56 Oh, man, no wonder I couldn't find you.
01:01:58 >> You couldn't find me?
01:02:00 What about all those girls' vaginas
01:02:02 you were in, or your penis getting sucked?
01:02:05 >> Cheryl, honey.
01:02:06 >> No, no.
01:02:07 >> We can work this out.
01:02:08 Baby, I love you.
01:02:10 >> Jake, no, you have to go.
01:02:11 >> Baby, I'll be faithful from now on, please.
01:02:13 I promise.
01:02:14 >> No, Jake, I can't do this.
01:02:15 I'm sorry.
01:02:16 >> Cheryl, come on.
01:02:17 >> No, Jake, please, just go.
01:02:19 Just go, I'm sorry.
01:02:21 >> You're a heartless bitch!
01:02:23 How could you do--
01:02:24 >> Yay, you did it.
01:02:26 I am so proud of you.
01:02:27 You got your revenge sex.
01:02:29 You've left him a mere shell of a man.
01:02:31 >> Revenge sex?
01:02:34 >> It's really not what it sounds like at all.
01:02:37 >> Right.
01:02:39 That all makes sense now.
01:02:42 Wow, I feel really stupid.
01:02:44 >> Eric, I'm really--
01:02:45 I'm really sorry.
01:02:48 >> Cheryl, I really liked you,
01:02:51 and you used me.
01:02:53 >> Eric, please don't go.
01:02:54 Please, Eric!
01:02:57 Aren't you happy?
01:02:59 >> Well, no, that's not exactly how it's supposed to feel like.
01:03:02 >> You mean the sex?
01:03:03 Was it--
01:03:05 >> No, we didn't quite do it.
01:03:07 >> Oh.
01:03:08 You know, I couldn't seem to do it either.
01:03:10 I just never found the right guy.
01:03:12 Or guys.
01:03:14 Anyway, we better get downstairs.
01:03:16 People are starting to leave.
01:03:17 I wonder how Sue did.
01:03:20 [upbeat music]
01:03:26 >> Get in the living room.
01:03:29 >> I can't believe she dumped me, man.
01:03:31 This is bullshit!
01:03:33 God!
01:03:34 >> Oh!
01:03:35 >> Oh!
01:03:36 >> Suck it!
01:03:37 >> What the--
01:03:39 God, I'm out of here!
01:03:41 >> Yeah!
01:03:42 >> He has good hair, though.
01:03:44 [upbeat music]
01:03:47 >> Don't you do that, man.
01:03:49 And don't tease me in my car either.
01:03:51 [upbeat music]
01:04:03 >> Oh, Sue, are you all right?
01:04:06 Was it from sex?
01:04:07 Did you pop your cork?
01:04:08 >> I don't think so.
01:04:10 Not with a guy, anyway.
01:04:12 >> Oh, don't ask.
01:04:13 Every possible object.
01:04:15 It's like every mechanical thing.
01:04:17 It was like Transformers.
01:04:19 They just all became vibrators.
01:04:21 >> I told you.
01:04:23 It's addicting.
01:04:25 >> So what about Chris?
01:04:27 >> Well, last time I saw him,
01:04:28 he was running away for dear life.
01:04:29 >> I told you he was gay.
01:04:31 >> Well, I think I'm just--
01:04:33 Oh, cramp.
01:04:35 Oh.
01:04:36 Oh, I think it's broken.
01:04:38 >> So wait.
01:04:40 None of us cashed an RV card.
01:04:46 >> Oh, Joanna, you're so sweet.
01:04:49 So I was gonna go grab some food.
01:04:51 Want to go?
01:04:52 >> No, thank you.
01:04:54 I think I should finish up here.
01:04:56 >> Did you ever find that guy
01:04:57 you were looking for?
01:04:58 >> No.
01:05:00 >> I don't know.
01:05:01 For some reason, I just realized
01:05:03 he needs to be my first.
01:05:05 Or something.
01:05:06 >> Why? Do you know him?
01:05:08 >> Sort of.
01:05:09 >> Oh.
01:05:10 Well, hey, if you happen to run
01:05:11 into him, just tell him I'd like
01:05:12 to see him again.
01:05:14 [music]
01:05:20 >> Love him.
01:05:21 >> Shut it.
01:05:22 >> You want to deal with him?
01:05:23 >> I don't want to hear it from you.
01:05:24 >> You want to get married?
01:05:25 >> You want to deal with him?
01:05:26 >> All right, all right.
01:05:27 [laughter]
01:05:28 [music]
01:05:30 [music]
01:05:51 >> Um, no.
01:05:53 No way.
01:05:54 [music]
01:06:00 >> Ugh.
01:06:01 [music]
01:06:09 >> Oh, well.
01:06:11 There's always next year.
01:06:12 [music]
01:06:32 >> It's you.
01:06:34 I've been waiting for you, JJ.
01:06:40 >> I don't want to.
01:06:43 [music]
01:06:52 [music]
01:07:02 [music]
01:07:12 [music]
01:07:22 [music]
01:07:32 [music]
01:07:40 >> Wow.
01:07:42 That's amazing.
01:07:45 >> Yeah, I didn't know I had it
01:07:46 in me.
01:07:48 I guess something inspired me.
01:07:51 >> You really captured his
01:07:52 expression and his eyes.
01:07:54 >> Yeah, even that little
01:07:55 cowlick he has in his hair.
01:07:59 >> Whose?
01:08:00 >> Eric's.
01:08:01 It's him, right?
01:08:04 >> Oh.
01:08:06 Yeah.
01:08:09 I have to go see him.
01:08:11 [music]
01:08:14 >> Well, I think you know what
01:08:15 we should do.
01:08:17 [music]
01:08:27 >> 1-900-CONFESS.
01:08:30 >> Sister Therese?
01:08:32 >> Yeah, hun, there was a
01:08:33 problem with your credit card.
01:08:35 I just need the last three
01:08:36 numbers in the back.
01:08:38 >> Oh, sure.
01:08:39 It's 271.
01:08:42 Sister, I know this isn't a
01:08:43 confession, but can I ask your
01:08:45 opinion on something?
01:08:47 Do you think if you do
01:08:48 something bad that God will
01:08:49 forgive you, like take you
01:08:50 back?
01:08:52 >> Sure, hun.
01:08:53 Why not?
01:08:55 As long as you're on the right
01:08:56 path.
01:08:58 >> Well, how do you know if
01:08:59 you're on that path?
01:09:00 >> I always look for some kind
01:09:01 of sign from the universe.
01:09:04 Something to let me know that
01:09:05 it's all going to be okay.
01:09:08 >> Sister, can I get up now?
01:09:11 I really got to pee.
01:09:13 >> No!
01:09:14 Hush your trap!
01:09:16 >> Okay, honey, I really need
01:09:18 to get back to work, but call
01:09:19 back any time.
01:09:21 >> I will.
01:09:22 >> Thanks.
01:09:26 >> Sister?
01:09:27 >> Shut up or I'll punish you
01:09:28 hard, you cheap fucker!
01:09:30 [blows raspberry]
01:09:32 ♪♪
01:09:45 >> Eric, wait!
01:09:49 >> Cheryl?
01:09:52 >> Eric, um, look, I am so
01:09:54 sorry about everything.
01:09:57 I was trying to have revenge
01:09:58 sex with you at the beginning,
01:10:00 but then at the end I wasn't.
01:10:03 I just didn't want to do that
01:10:04 with you.
01:10:06 The revenge part, not the sex
01:10:07 part.
01:10:09 Um, I...
01:10:11 I do want to go out with you.
01:10:14 And I didn't realize that until
01:10:15 this morning.
01:10:17 I mean, you're a completely
01:10:18 different guy than Jake is, and
01:10:20 he's all over these--
01:10:21 >> Eric!
01:10:23 Come on, we got to get going.
01:10:25 >> Oh, wow.
01:10:27 >> Um, Cheryl, this is my
01:10:29 sister Tina.
01:10:30 Tina, Cheryl.
01:10:32 >> Hi, nice to meet you.
01:10:37 >> Uh, so, um, do you mind if I
01:10:39 call you in a few days?
01:10:41 Want to get back?
01:10:43 >> Yeah, sure.
01:10:50 >> Oh, sorry, no kissing,
01:10:52 right?
01:10:53 >> No kissing.
01:10:54 >> Oh.
01:10:56 >> Mm.
01:10:58 >> Hey, did you ever, uh, get
01:11:11 those flowers I sent you?
01:11:15 >> I don't even care that you
01:11:16 hooked up with Lachey.
01:11:18 >> Wait, what?
01:11:19 I never did that.
01:11:21 >> I mean, you don't have to
01:11:22 lie about it.
01:11:23 She told me all about your
01:11:24 tongue.
01:11:29 >> She must have me mixed up
01:11:30 with someone else.
01:11:32 >> I wonder who it was.
01:11:52 >> At least this birthday's
01:11:53 over.
01:12:05 >> Dear lord, please forgive
01:12:07 me.
01:12:08 I mean, if you could just, I
01:12:11 don't know, like, send me a
01:12:12 sign?
01:12:15 [sighs]
01:12:43 >> Excuse me, excuse me.
01:12:45 Do you know where the church
01:12:46 is?
01:12:47 It's on Fountain Street.
01:12:49 >> Yeah, that's the church I
01:12:50 go to, or used to go to.
01:12:53 It's straight up that way and
01:12:54 then left.
01:12:56 >> Thank you.
01:12:58 But you're more than welcome to
01:12:59 come with me if you like.
01:13:01 >> Oh, I don't know.
01:13:03 [laughs]
01:13:05 [engine revving]
01:13:10 >> Well, that's pretty
01:13:13 powerful.
01:13:14 >> Oh, 250 horsepower, 225
01:13:16 pounds of torque.
01:13:18 Like I said, you're more than
01:13:19 welcome to hop on.
01:13:22 >> I don't think so.
01:13:23 But thanks.
01:13:25 >> What's your name?
01:13:26 >> sue.
01:13:27 What's yours?
01:13:28 >> Jesus.
01:13:30 >> Really?
01:13:31 >> Si.
01:13:34 >> Maybe I could use a ride.
01:13:51 [engine revving]
01:14:06 >> I'm going to be right back.
01:14:09 [BLANK_AUDIO]