SWEDE CAROLINE Movie

  • 6 months ago
SWEDE CAROLINE Movie Trailer HD - Plot synopsis: a British mockumentary that turns the spotlight on the fiercely competitive and shadowy world of giant vegetable growing.

When Caroline (played by Jo Hartley) finds her prized marrow plants mysteriously stolen, her life spirals into chaos. In her quest for answers, she hires two unlikely private detectives (Aisling Bea and Ray Fearon), only for them to be dramatically kidnapped. Igniting a far-fetched link to her missing marrows, Caroline's search catapults her into a national corruption scandal, reaching the highest echelons of power.

Prepare for a journey filled with suspense, laughter, and an array of quintessentially British locations, from allotments to chip shops. "SWEDE CAROLINE" takes you on a wild ride through kidnappings, car chases, and an unfortunate abundance of courgettes. But amidst the chaos, the big question remains: Will the culprit behind the stolen marrows ever be caught?
Transcript
00:00 She would have been the first female ever to win in a marriage division.
00:04 It was clear that other growers were scared of Caroline beating them.
00:08 We set out to follow Caroline on her journey to Shepton Manor.
00:14 How were we to know what we were getting ourselves into?
00:17 They took my vegetables!
00:21 This is my crime scene, sir.
00:23 People don't expect private detectives to be funny.
00:29 I've been shot!
00:30 What do you mean you've been shot?
00:31 I can't believe you shot me!
00:33 I'm quite a big cheese on these encrypted forums.
00:36 There's nothing here though, mate.
00:37 What do you mean there's nothing here?
00:38 What about the guy from Rotherham?
00:39 What about him?
00:40 Snooping around the allotments, so we all think he's on meth.
00:42 Meth, Caroline!
00:43 That is not one of the fun drugs.
00:45 How we doing back there, Willie?
00:47 Soil's very dry, Caroline.
00:48 Oh, come on!
00:50 I got him into this mess, Paul.
00:52 And I'm going to get him out of it.
00:54 Where are all of your brothers?
00:55 Stop it!
00:56 Get off my husband!
00:57 For all we know, Lawrence and Louise could be dead now!
01:00 Yeah, well they could also be at some sex party at the Burgheim, for all we know!
01:04 Dressed up in lederhosen, tossing everybody off!
01:07 I want that stuff to be loud.
01:08 Who sent you? Who?
01:10 Everything was going through my head.
01:12 I just couldn't put it together.
01:13 Let it go, Caroline! Let it go!
01:15 Yeah, I think in hindsight, we probably should have called the police at that stage.
01:23 Yeah.
01:24 You'll never take me alive, copper!
01:33 (siren blaring)