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00:00:00 day in my entire life.
00:00:02 [Gunshot]
00:00:04 [Gunshot]
00:00:06 I time traveled to
00:00:08 five years ago.
00:00:10 It's time for revenge.
00:00:12 Jack is cheating on me with Connie.
00:00:14 I'm not marrying Jack anymore.
00:00:16 [Gasp] Why?
00:00:18 Am I losing my mind or is that
00:00:20 Nathan Forbes?
00:00:22 I need you to help me destroy Jack completely
00:00:24 and I want to make sure you get something in return.
00:00:26 And what's in it for you, Miss Rose?
00:00:28 You, hopefully.
00:00:30 It's fine.
00:00:32 He can run against me all he wants
00:00:34 but I'm the one you're marrying.
00:00:36 You're mine, right?
00:00:38 Nathan!
00:00:40 [Grunts] You bitch!
00:00:42 Well who the fuck
00:00:44 is gonna marry you instead, huh?
00:00:46 I'll marry her any day.
00:00:48 [Gunshot]
00:00:50 [Music]
00:00:52 [Music]
00:00:54 [Music]
00:00:56 [Music]
00:00:58 [Siren]
00:01:00 [Siren]
00:01:02 No!
00:01:04 No!
00:01:06 My baby!
00:01:08 I'm sorry we had to find her like this.
00:01:10 Thank you for identifying her.
00:01:12 Mom. Dad.
00:01:14 I'm right here.
00:01:16 This can't be happening.
00:01:18 I can't be dead.
00:01:20 No!
00:01:22 Blair!
00:01:24 I should have saved you
00:01:26 from standing too close to the edge.
00:01:28 You were the love of my life.
00:01:30 You became our son five years ago
00:01:32 when you married our daughter.
00:01:34 Jack, you will always be part of this family.
00:01:36 No.
00:01:38 No, Jack Marshall killed me.
00:01:40 My husband killed me.
00:01:42 We have to give him some space.
00:01:44 Come this way.
00:01:46 Come this way.
00:01:48 Come this way.
00:01:50 Come this way.
00:01:52 Come this way.
00:01:54 I've got a few questions for you guys.
00:01:56 [Crying]
00:01:58 [Crying]
00:02:00 [Crying]
00:02:02 [Crying]
00:02:04 Blair Rose,
00:02:06 you dumb bitch.
00:02:08 For five years
00:02:10 you were the perfect wife.
00:02:12 And this is all you got.
00:02:14 Everything you had
00:02:16 is mine now.
00:02:18 How could you?
00:02:20 Sorry, B.
00:02:22 It's not my fault.
00:02:24 You were stupid enough to choose me.
00:02:26 Goodbye now.
00:02:28 [Crying]
00:02:30 No.
00:02:32 Please.
00:02:34 Give me another chance.
00:02:36 Please give me another chance
00:02:38 to start over.
00:02:40 [Crying]
00:02:42 [Crying]
00:02:44 [Crying]
00:02:46 [Crying]
00:02:48 [Clock ticking]
00:02:50 [Clock ticking]
00:02:52 [Clock ticking]
00:02:54 [Clock ticking]
00:02:56 Oh my god, are you okay?
00:02:58 I'm alive.
00:03:00 I'm alive again.
00:03:02 This was five years ago.
00:03:04 It's time for revenge.
00:03:06 It's time for revenge.
00:03:08 [Bell rings]
00:03:10 [Bell rings]
00:03:12 Oh my god, are you okay?
00:03:14 What just happened?
00:03:16 What just happened?
00:03:18 Oh my god, you hit your head, didn't you?
00:03:20 It looks like it.
00:03:22 Are you kidding me?
00:03:24 We got T-boned by Nathan Forbes?
00:03:26 I'm alive.
00:03:32 I'm alive again.
00:03:34 I remember the state.
00:03:36 We were hit by Nathan Forbes
00:03:38 and he bought us a car and...
00:03:40 And then I saw wedding vignettes
00:03:42 with Abby.
00:03:44 This was five years ago.
00:03:46 Holy crap.
00:03:50 I still have time. I can...
00:03:52 I can redo this.
00:03:54 Just because you're respectfully rich
00:03:56 doesn't mean that you can just
00:03:58 drive recklessly. We could've died.
00:04:00 Don't be so dramatic, okay?
00:04:02 There's hardly a scratch, see? Still gorgeous.
00:04:04 Whatever, I don't care.
00:04:06 You better pay for that.
00:04:08 Who says I won't? I'll buy you a brand new car,
00:04:10 alright? Or two.
00:04:12 Maybe one for the beautiful Blair?
00:04:14 Yeah, fine. Just stop flirting
00:04:16 and... No. It's not enough.
00:04:18 And what could possibly
00:04:20 make you forgive me,
00:04:22 Miss Rose?
00:04:24 Nathan Forbes,
00:04:28 will you marry me?
00:04:30 Nathan Forbes,
00:04:34 will you marry me?
00:04:36 What? Blair, are you out of your goddamn mind?
00:04:38 You probably did hit your head.
00:04:40 We gotta get you checked out ASAP.
00:04:42 I thought you were
00:04:44 marrying Jack Marshall. Yeah,
00:04:46 in a month. I don't know what's
00:04:48 got into her. Look, I changed
00:04:50 my mind. I'll ask again.
00:04:52 Nathan, will you marry me?
00:04:54 I'm flattered, but I clearly
00:04:56 remember you calling me a man-whore
00:04:58 who belongs to the streets.
00:05:00 That was college. And now
00:05:02 he's worse. Blair, honestly,
00:05:04 what the fudge? Let's go.
00:05:06 But Abby, can you just wait for me in the car?
00:05:08 Fine, but
00:05:10 holler if you need me, okay?
00:05:12 Run along now.
00:05:14 So,
00:05:16 you've been dating Jack
00:05:18 Marshall since middle school.
00:05:20 What has it been? Like a decade?
00:05:22 A decade, exactly. Yeah.
00:05:24 So what's changed?
00:05:26 Look, he's
00:05:28 not a good person, Nathan.
00:05:30 I didn't see that before, but
00:05:32 I see it now.
00:05:34 And...
00:05:36 what makes you think
00:05:38 that I'm a good person, Blair?
00:05:40 What makes you think
00:05:42 that I'm a good person, Blair?
00:05:44 I don't.
00:05:46 I think you're a compulsive cheater
00:05:48 with commitment issues and
00:05:50 no sense of responsibility.
00:05:52 Whom you just asked to marry you.
00:05:54 But you are the biggest pain
00:05:56 in Jack's ass.
00:05:58 And you guys have been enemies
00:06:00 since forever.
00:06:02 Yeah, he's had a grudge on me
00:06:04 since I won student body president over him in high school,
00:06:06 but I don't get it.
00:06:08 What is this, revenge?
00:06:10 What did he do to you?
00:06:12 I thought you'd be more interested in what you could get out of all this.
00:06:14 I never knew you were so calculative.
00:06:16 I wasn't before,
00:06:18 and it cost me.
00:06:20 Listen,
00:06:22 I can help you get to where you want to be.
00:06:24 I mean, just imagine,
00:06:26 me by your side instead of Jack's.
00:06:28 I mean, just imagine,
00:06:30 me by your side instead of Jack's.
00:06:32 It all sounds very
00:06:34 rosy, Miss Rose,
00:06:36 but I don't trust you yet.
00:06:38 Maybe I would think that you actually want to marry me
00:06:40 and that you like me as a person
00:06:42 if you...
00:06:44 if you gave me a little kiss.
00:06:46 I've never
00:06:48 kissed anyone before besides
00:06:50 Jack.
00:06:52 Clock's ticking.
00:06:54 Fine. It's just a stupid kiss on the cheek.
00:06:58 Oh my god!
00:07:00 Alright, look, look.
00:07:04 Maybe, uh, maybe Abby was right.
00:07:06 Maybe you have a concussion.
00:07:08 Here.
00:07:10 For your medical costs
00:07:12 and whatever car you decide to buy to replace
00:07:14 this thing.
00:07:16 Alright, that's my cue.
00:07:18 I'll leave. I'll be in touch.
00:07:20 I'm sorry I hit you guys,
00:07:22 and I'm glad you're alive.
00:07:24 and I'm glad you're alive.
00:07:26 You fuckboy! Get away from my innocent player!
00:07:28 I can't believe he did that to you!
00:07:30 Who knows what kind of diseases he has?
00:07:32 I'm okay. And you're okay.
00:07:36 And everything is gonna be okay this time.
00:07:38 Okay?
00:07:40 You definitely hit your head.
00:07:42 Do you think the car will still drive?
00:07:46 I need to go home and
00:07:48 tell my parents that I'm marrying
00:07:50 someone else.
00:07:54 Mom? Dad?
00:07:56 Claire, honey.
00:07:58 It took you so long.
00:08:00 I'm alright.
00:08:02 I'm so happy you can see me.
00:08:04 Of course we can see you, silly.
00:08:06 What are you talking about?
00:08:08 What has gotten into you today?
00:08:10 Oh! How's the wedding been?
00:08:12 Did you like it?
00:08:14 Should I book it?
00:08:16 I should probably tell you guys something.
00:08:18 What's going on?
00:08:20 What is it?
00:08:22 What is it?
00:08:24 I'm not marrying Jack anymore.
00:08:26 Why?
00:08:28 What are you talking about?
00:08:30 I can't marry Jack anymore, Dad.
00:08:32 Honey, we all get cold feet sometimes.
00:08:34 No, I-- It's perfectly normal.
00:08:36 No, no. I've made up my mind.
00:08:38 I'm not marrying him. But why not?
00:08:40 You've been engaged for two years.
00:08:42 It was your grandfather's last wish. And Grandpa's dead!
00:08:44 And if I marry Jack, I'll be dead too!
00:08:50 Honey,
00:08:52 you know we support you.
00:08:54 But I won't have you talking about your grandfather that way.
00:08:56 I'm sorry. It's just--
00:08:58 I wish I could show you guys.
00:09:02 Show us what?
00:09:04 That Jack isn't who he seems to be.
00:09:06 He doesn't love me, and he doesn't love you guys.
00:09:08 He's just trying to marry me for our money,
00:09:10 and then once he has it, he's just gonna--
00:09:12 No, no, sweetheart, sweetheart, sweetheart. Calm down.
00:09:14 [phone rings]
00:09:16 [phone rings]
00:09:18 It's Jack.
00:09:24 Hey, babe.
00:09:28 Hi, baby.
00:09:30 How's the venue? You never texted me about it.
00:09:32 It was okay.
00:09:34 Just okay.
00:09:36 Mm, it's fine.
00:09:38 We'll find someplace better.
00:09:40 I'm sorry I couldn't go with you.
00:09:42 I'm just so caught up in work.
00:09:44 That's...
00:09:46 Yeah, it's fine.
00:09:50 Where are you?
00:09:54 Just heading to a meeting.
00:09:56 I'll come back.
00:09:58 Love you.
00:10:00 Love you, love you, love you.
00:10:02 Thanks.
00:10:04 Jack is cheating on me with Connie.
00:10:12 What?
00:10:14 Connie?
00:10:16 Yes. Connie Rose.
00:10:18 My little cousin.
00:10:20 Just give me a month,
00:10:22 and I'll prove it.
00:10:24 And don't worry. I'm still getting married.
00:10:26 Just not to Jack.
00:10:28 Honey, this is ridiculous.
00:10:32 Connie looks up to you. She would never do that to you.
00:10:34 Yeah, I thought that too.
00:10:36 But it turns out I didn't know her.
00:10:38 I don't know her at all.
00:10:40 You're terrible.
00:10:42 Mm-hmm.
00:10:44 You.
00:10:46 But if that's true,
00:10:48 who could you marry on such short notice
00:10:50 if not Jack?
00:10:52 Someone better. I can guarantee that.
00:10:54 Please, just
00:10:56 trust me on this.
00:10:58 And give me a month.
00:11:00 It sounds like you're sure
00:11:02 about this.
00:11:04 Should we at least hear Jack out first?
00:11:06 Joseph, Blair is blood.
00:11:08 I trust our daughter.
00:11:10 Thank you.
00:11:12 Thank you.
00:11:14 Your support means the world to me.
00:11:16 And
00:11:26 count me out for dinner.
00:11:28 You just got here. Now where are you going?
00:11:30 Retail therapy.
00:11:32 Retail therapy.
00:11:34 Oh my god.
00:11:46 I love this.
00:11:48 Wow.
00:11:50 That is gorgeous on you.
00:11:52 I know.
00:11:54 I think you need it.
00:11:56 I think so too.
00:11:58 Excuse me.
00:12:00 Can I have a look in here?
00:12:02 Oh my gosh, this dress.
00:12:04 I'm definitely getting these.
00:12:06 I'm the VIP sales manager here.
00:12:10 Perfect. Can you add
00:12:12 this dress and then the shoes my friend
00:12:14 just tried on to the top? Oh, also,
00:12:16 we'll just take all of this.
00:12:18 Yeah.
00:12:20 You know what?
00:12:22 No.
00:12:24 Not for a couple of shameless thieves.
00:12:26 What?
00:12:28 I can smell a gold digger from
00:12:30 miles away and a thief from
00:12:32 even farther.
00:12:34 Are you accusing us of stealing?
00:12:36 We're going to pay for all of this.
00:12:38 No, you won't. This card
00:12:40 that you gave me, this belongs
00:12:42 to Nathan Forbes.
00:12:44 Neither of you are Nathan
00:12:46 Forbes and I don't
00:12:48 know which one of you crawled into
00:12:50 his bed and stole it, but
00:12:52 he sure as hell didn't give it to you.
00:12:54 Do you know who
00:12:56 we are?
00:12:58 Save it for the police.
00:13:00 You gave me a card?
00:13:06 What the hell? I'm going to get you
00:13:08 fired. Yes, yes.
00:13:10 I have two con women here using
00:13:12 Nathan Forbes' black card.
00:13:14 Yes, that Nathan Forbes.
00:13:16 Oh, I am sure they stole it.
00:13:18 I am positive. Please send security
00:13:20 as soon as possible.
00:13:22 Yeah, I'll call Amex. Thank you.
00:13:24 You can have it all.
00:13:26 The right hand.
00:13:28 Phone?
00:13:30 Sorry.
00:13:32 You're always bossing me around like I'm on your payroll.
00:13:34 Nathan Forbes,
00:13:36 the chosen one here.
00:13:38 Yeah, he tends to do that pretty...
00:13:40 Wait, how much?
00:13:42 Nathan, you'll want to hear this.
00:13:44 Which bank is it?
00:13:46 It's your Amex, bro.
00:13:48 Somebody just put a check on it.
00:13:50 I don't know who that is.
00:13:52 It's Amex, bro.
00:13:54 Somebody just put $150K on your black card.
00:13:56 It's a card, right?
00:13:58 No.
00:14:00 At the department store.
00:14:02 There's two of them.
00:14:04 Yeah, I'm with them.
00:14:06 Sure, we'll head there now.
00:14:08 Dude,
00:14:12 Amex ain't two randoms got ahold
00:14:14 of your card and just went crazy. I don't know
00:14:16 what's going on. I told her it was for medical
00:14:18 fees.
00:14:20 You think Blair Rose is messing with me?
00:14:22 Nathan, what are you talking about?
00:14:24 I gotta go.
00:14:26 I gotta go get my future wife.
00:14:28 What?
00:14:30 Out of trouble. What?
00:14:32 Your future what?
00:14:34 Hey, Phil, I think I'm, uh...
00:14:36 I think I'm getting married.
00:14:38 Hey, Steve.
00:14:44 Miss, I'm gonna need to see some IDs.
00:14:46 IDs? We don't carry IDs.
00:14:48 Everyone knows who we are.
00:14:50 Not everyone. How did you
00:14:52 get this black card? Nathan Forbes
00:14:54 gave it to us. What else do you think?
00:14:56 Please. Next you're gonna say Nathan Forbes
00:14:58 is in love with you.
00:15:00 He is our biggest VIP and he has
00:15:02 never, ever given this
00:15:04 out. You two are a bunch of thieves.
00:15:06 Guard, take them
00:15:08 away until the police get here.
00:15:10 Wait.
00:15:12 What?
00:15:14 My name is Blair Rose. Just let me make
00:15:16 a call. Her parents owned the mall.
00:15:18 You guys are gonna regret this.
00:15:20 If she's Blair Rose, then I'm Nathan
00:15:22 Forbes' girlfriend.
00:15:24 I actually
00:15:26 prefer being called Mr. Forbes.
00:15:28 Especially given that you're a stranger
00:15:30 and not my girlfriend.
00:15:32 Mr. Forbes, I'm so sorry. I didn't expect you
00:15:36 to come in person. These gold diggers...
00:15:38 Gold diggers?
00:15:40 Her? Yes, they were basically
00:15:42 buying everything in the store on your black
00:15:44 card and I knew you would never give it out.
00:15:46 You're absolutely right. I would never give out
00:15:48 my black card because I'm very terrified
00:15:50 of gold diggers. Especially
00:15:52 those who spend $150K on clothes
00:15:54 instead of medical supplies.
00:15:56 Like I intended. Is that what
00:15:58 she did? I'm shameless!
00:16:00 Unless, of course, that
00:16:02 gold digger is your future
00:16:04 wife. Of course. Wait, what?
00:16:06 Mr. Forbes!
00:16:08 What can I say? Happy wife, happy life,
00:16:10 right? I'm so sorry.
00:16:12 If I had known...
00:16:14 If they had told me... We did.
00:16:16 Or... we tried to.
00:16:18 Mr. Forbes! I'm so sorry!
00:16:24 Please, I can't afford to lose these.
00:16:26 Don't ask me.
00:16:28 Ask her. That's Blair Rose. Her family
00:16:30 owns the entire mall.
00:16:32 Mr. Forbes, I'm so sorry.
00:16:40 Please,
00:16:42 please, I'm so sorry.
00:16:44 You look
00:16:46 beautiful together!
00:16:48 $150K?
00:16:50 Really? In your own mall?
00:16:52 I thought Nathan Forbes was
00:16:54 known for his generosity. I sure am.
00:16:56 I just can't help but to think that you're messing with me.
00:16:58 We both know you didn't
00:17:00 need my money. Well,
00:17:02 I just had to make sure that you deserved all the hype.
00:17:04 You know, I always
00:17:06 thought you were just another boring, rich girl.
00:17:08 No offense.
00:17:10 Not taken.
00:17:12 It's almost like after
00:17:14 that accident, you've become a whole new person.
00:17:16 I see you in a
00:17:18 different light.
00:17:20 Where's this Blair been all my life?
00:17:22 Maybe I am
00:17:24 a whole new person.
00:17:26 What matters is
00:17:28 I'm here now.
00:17:30 And...
00:17:32 how do I know
00:17:34 that you're not
00:17:36 playing me?
00:17:38 You don't.
00:17:42 You'll just have to bet on me.
00:17:44 First, I got to have a savior from the hands of that saleswoman.
00:17:48 And second, the security guard.
00:17:50 What's next? I'm going to have to break you out of jail?
00:17:52 That's
00:17:54 quite the bet, B.
00:17:56 Well,
00:17:58 high risk, high reward.
00:18:00 Well, I look forward to it then.
00:18:04 What did I miss?
00:18:06 We were just saying bye.
00:18:08 Hey, I need you to do something for me.
00:18:20 Send one of your gangsters to follow
00:18:22 Jack Marshall.
00:18:24 Isn't that Blair Rose's fiancé?
00:18:26 Don't tell me you've been acting so weird
00:18:28 because of her.
00:18:30 She's been head over heels with him her whole life.
00:18:32 Something changed.
00:18:34 I gotta know what.
00:18:36 But why?
00:18:38 Phil, just get it done for me, alright?
00:18:40 Ugh, I really thought Nathan
00:18:44 was the douchebag, not Jack.
00:18:46 How could I be so blind?
00:18:48 Maybe it doesn't have to be just transaction.
00:18:54 What am I thinking?
00:18:58 It's Nathan Forbes.
00:19:00 Blair, baby!
00:19:02 What were you doing in there?
00:19:04 It's not what it looks like.
00:19:08 What do you mean?
00:19:10 What do you think it looks like?
00:19:12 Nothing. I heard from Connie
00:19:14 that you were hit by Nathan Forbes.
00:19:16 So I came to check on you,
00:19:18 but you weren't home.
00:19:20 But I ran into Connie instead,
00:19:22 and so we hung out.
00:19:24 You heard from
00:19:26 Nathan Forbes?
00:19:28 You heard from
00:19:30 Connie.
00:19:32 I just, I didn't realize
00:19:34 you were so close to my little cousin.
00:19:36 Blair, baby.
00:19:38 Your cousin's my cousin.
00:19:40 Of course we're close.
00:19:42 And we're just worried about you.
00:19:44 So worried that you went to check on me in her bedroom?
00:19:46 No, no.
00:19:48 Oh, he was just
00:19:50 coming to bring you this.
00:19:52 It's for the
00:19:54 auction next week, but
00:19:56 we both know you hate things like that,
00:19:58 so I was just gonna go with him.
00:20:00 I'd love to go.
00:20:02 But,
00:20:06 you hate things like this.
00:20:08 Well, almost dying today made me
00:20:10 realize that you only live once, so
00:20:12 you've gotta make every moment count.
00:20:14 Right?
00:20:16 Absolutely right.
00:20:18 I'm so glad you're willing to come.
00:20:20 Aw.
00:20:22 Aw.
00:20:24 I could
00:20:26 stay with you tonight, baby. You know,
00:20:28 to make sure you're okay.
00:20:30 Really?
00:20:32 Can you do that? Of course.
00:20:34 I've been wanting to.
00:20:36 You guys are
00:20:38 so gross.
00:20:40 I'm gonna go back to my room.
00:20:42 Sorry, I forgot you were here.
00:20:44 Okay.
00:20:46 So,
00:20:50 I can stay with you tonight?
00:20:52 Are you safe? Maybe we could
00:20:54 finally-- You know that I'm saving it
00:20:56 for the right time. Right.
00:20:58 Marriage.
00:21:00 Yeah, of course.
00:21:02 Sorry.
00:21:04 It's fine. I'm
00:21:06 really tired. Today was a lot.
00:21:08 But, I'll see you at the
00:21:10 gala, okay?
00:21:12 Ugh, I can't believe I let Jack touch me.
00:21:20 [phone rings]
00:21:22 Miss Rose.
00:21:26 Mr. Forbes.
00:21:28 I believe you still have something in mind?
00:21:30 What are you doing
00:21:32 next weekend?
00:21:34 What are you doing next weekend?
00:21:36 Why? Are you asking me out?
00:21:38 No.
00:21:40 There's a charity gala with an auction.
00:21:42 Right. Yes.
00:21:44 Invited but not going. I imagine you aren't either.
00:21:46 Actually, I am.
00:21:48 And I was hoping you could
00:21:50 go too. And what do I
00:21:52 get out of this? Your card back.
00:21:54 Obviously.
00:21:56 Alright.
00:21:58 I'll think about it.
00:22:00 One Forbes
00:22:02 special?
00:22:04 Why do I feel
00:22:08 like Blair Rose has you completely whipped?
00:22:10 She's marrying someone else in a month.
00:22:12 Nah, who knows if she will.
00:22:14 Did you find
00:22:16 that thing I was looking for?
00:22:18 [whistles]
00:22:20 You come to
00:22:26 my club, you use my men,
00:22:28 and you play with my girls?
00:22:30 Hey, you're the one who said this was my second home.
00:22:32 Plus, hey,
00:22:34 I never touch your girls.
00:22:36 Yeah, right. Whipped.
00:22:38 That's Connie Rose.
00:22:42 Yep. There you have it.
00:22:44 Jack Marshall is fucking Blair's little cousin.
00:22:46 That's probably why she's trying to fuck him over.
00:22:48 No.
00:22:50 I've known Blair
00:22:52 since we were little kids.
00:22:54 For her to do something like this,
00:22:56 he must have done something unforgivable.
00:22:58 Jack, baby,
00:23:00 what are you doing?
00:23:02 I don't understand.
00:23:04 You don't understand?
00:23:06 You still don't understand?
00:23:08 How fucking stupid are you?
00:23:10 What do you mean?
00:23:12 Is this not clear enough for you?
00:23:14 I don't love you, Blair Rose.
00:23:16 I've never loved you
00:23:18 for one day in my entire life.
00:23:20 You don't mean that.
00:23:22 My dearest,
00:23:26 naïve cousin.
00:23:28 Connie?
00:23:30 You are so stupid,
00:23:32 I almost feel sorry for you.
00:23:34 Why?
00:23:38 What did I do wrong?
00:23:40 What did I do wrong?
00:23:42 Five years of marriage.
00:23:46 You're giving me
00:23:48 virtually unlimited funds.
00:23:50 Hell, you helped me become congressman.
00:23:52 You even made sure not to get pregnant.
00:23:54 The only thing you did wrong,
00:23:56 Blair,
00:23:58 was choosing me.
00:24:00 But it's too late.
00:24:02 Jack, just do it already!
00:24:04 No!
00:24:06 Jack!
00:24:08 No!
00:24:10 No!
00:24:14 How could they do this to me?
00:24:22 [phone buzzing]
00:24:26 Hello?
00:24:36 Are you crying?
00:24:38 No.
00:24:40 Prove it then.
00:24:42 What?
00:24:44 Come downstairs.
00:24:46 Where are you?
00:24:48 What is this?
00:24:58 It's an electric scooter, princess.
00:25:00 No, I mean you.
00:25:02 What are you doing here?
00:25:04 I was just passing by.
00:25:06 Just passing by at 3am
00:25:08 on a scooter?
00:25:10 Nathan Forbes, are you drunk?
00:25:12 I don't know.
00:25:14 Were you crying?
00:25:16 No.
00:25:18 You ever been on one of these before?
00:25:22 Uh, no, I
00:25:24 don't think so.
00:25:26 I'll be your first.
00:25:30 [music fades]
00:25:32 Okay. Great.
00:25:38 [laughing]
00:25:40 God, that was foul.
00:25:42 Was it bad?
00:25:44 How do you like this thing? It's pretty good.
00:25:46 It's alright.
00:25:48 Do you even live here?
00:25:50 The pool is always more of a decoration.
00:25:52 I never actually used it before.
00:25:54 Girl who has everything, huh?
00:25:58 Yeah.
00:26:00 So many things.
00:26:02 I always thought I'd be better off
00:26:04 doing what people thought I should do.
00:26:06 I don't know, I just feel like
00:26:08 the people I thought I knew
00:26:10 turned out to be strangers.
00:26:12 And now even I feel like a stranger
00:26:14 to myself.
00:26:16 I don't know, that probably doesn't make any sense, but...
00:26:18 No, it makes sense.
00:26:20 I don't know what happened, B,
00:26:22 but I like who you are now.
00:26:26 Yeah? Yeah.
00:26:28 Well...
00:26:34 [laughing]
00:26:36 What about now?
00:26:38 Oh my god.
00:26:42 You are going to regret that.
00:26:44 Give it your best shot. Okay.
00:26:46 [laughing]
00:26:52 [laughing]
00:26:54 [laughing]
00:26:56 I'll see you at that auction.
00:27:12 You'll come?
00:27:14 I thought I came here to reject you, but...
00:27:16 I thought wrong.
00:27:18 You changed my mind, B.
00:27:20 About everything.
00:27:22 No
00:27:26 fucking way.
00:27:28 [laughing]
00:27:30 Blair Rose cheating with a guy
00:27:32 on a scooter.
00:27:34 Jack's gonna love this.
00:27:36 Did you see the video?
00:27:42 Can you tell me who that is?
00:27:44 No, it's too dark.
00:27:46 I can't believe Blair would do something
00:27:48 like this.
00:27:50 Is she cheating on me?
00:27:52 Oh, come on, babe. It doesn't matter.
00:27:54 Besides, you have me and all she has is some
00:27:56 broke guy on a scooter.
00:27:58 Fuck it. You're right.
00:28:00 Anyways,
00:28:02 baby, you know I was excited for the auction
00:28:04 tomorrow.
00:28:06 Yeah, you wanted the
00:28:08 Taylor Burton
00:28:10 diamond?
00:28:12 I'll get it for you. I promise.
00:28:14 I know, but Blair said that she's coming.
00:28:16 She's not interested in jewelry.
00:28:18 That woman has
00:28:20 no taste.
00:28:22 Okay.
00:28:24 Hmm.
00:28:26 Everyone settle down, please. Please be seated.
00:28:30 We're almost at the conclusion of our
00:28:32 bids.
00:28:34 Where is Nathan Forbes?
00:28:36 I can't believe he trusted him to show up.
00:28:38 Now,
00:28:40 for our very last item.
00:28:42 An exquisite diamond cut by
00:28:44 none other than Harry Winston
00:28:46 himself. This item is
00:28:48 well known as the Taylor Burton diamond.
00:28:50 We will begin the bids at
00:28:52 five million dollars.
00:28:54 In my past life, I mean
00:28:56 the other night, I heard Connie
00:28:58 raving about this diamond.
00:29:00 And to think, I would have bought it to her
00:29:02 for her just to make her feel better.
00:29:04 I'm gonna get this.
00:29:08 For my mom.
00:29:10 I want it.
00:29:12 You said you wanted to get me
00:29:14 a wedding gift.
00:29:16 And you said you didn't need anything.
00:29:18 I'm sorry, babe.
00:29:20 You know I don't ask for anything, but
00:29:22 if it's out of your budget...
00:29:24 Of course not.
00:29:26 Five point five.
00:29:28 Six million!
00:29:30 If I go above seven million,
00:29:32 it's gonna make issues for my liquidity.
00:29:34 Seven million.
00:29:36 All right. Going once
00:29:38 at seven million.
00:29:40 It's gonna be ours, baby.
00:29:42 Going twice!
00:29:44 Ten million.
00:29:48 He looks
00:30:00 unreal. I thought he
00:30:02 hated events like this.
00:30:04 His family's the richest in the states.
00:30:06 I bet he's here to blow some cash.
00:30:08 Okay. Do I hear
00:30:10 ten point five?
00:30:12 Ten five.
00:30:16 Twelve.
00:30:18 If Mr. Forbes
00:30:22 wants it so badly, perhaps it's best we let him
00:30:24 have it, Blair.
00:30:26 I thought this was your wedding gift
00:30:30 for Miss Rose. Going once,
00:30:32 going twice.
00:30:34 Sold! The Taylor brand
00:30:36 will go to Mr. Nathan Forbes
00:30:38 for twelve million.
00:30:40 Thank you.
00:30:42 But actually,
00:30:44 this diamond belongs to Miss Rose.
00:30:46 May I?
00:30:50 [music]
00:30:52 You see the look on his face?
00:31:18 Did you two plan this?
00:31:20 What's going on?
00:31:22 I should probably go after him.
00:31:24 So that's all I get for getting you the diamond?
00:31:28 No. Of course not.
00:31:30 That's what I came here for.
00:31:44 [music]
00:31:46 What a fucking bitch!
00:31:50 I don't get why Nathan Forbes
00:31:52 would do that for Blair.
00:31:54 Okay, but you knew I really wanted that necklace.
00:31:56 Yeah. I'm sorry I got outbid, okay?
00:31:58 Okay. Well, why don't you just bid higher?
00:32:00 Con, can you please not be a bitch too?
00:32:02 Please? Who the fuck knew
00:32:04 Blair was gonna want the necklace? Who the fuck knew
00:32:06 Nathan was gonna show up? And who the fuck does he think he is?
00:32:08 His family gets a little bit of money
00:32:10 and he just thinks he can run this town.
00:32:12 I can't believe I was gonna marry such an asshole.
00:32:14 So don't.
00:32:16 Nathan Forbes
00:32:18 probably heard that I was running for Congress.
00:32:20 He's trying to put dirt to my name.
00:32:22 [laughs]
00:32:24 Now I'm gonna deal with that fucking jerk.
00:32:26 [phone rings]
00:32:38 [phone rings]
00:32:40 Hi, Grandma.
00:32:42 You ungrateful little rat.
00:32:44 You bring shame on the family name.
00:32:46 There must be some kind of misunderstanding.
00:32:48 I'll come over right away.
00:32:50 Thanks again for the diamond.
00:32:52 I'll pay you back.
00:32:54 Pay me back for what?
00:32:56 I thought that was our wedding gift.
00:32:58 Well,
00:33:00 I'm a 50/50 kind of wife.
00:33:02 [laughs]
00:33:04 I'm sorry.
00:33:06 [laughs]
00:33:08 I mean, I can't believe she did that.
00:33:10 It was insane.
00:33:12 And you should have seen Jack. He was so upset.
00:33:14 He was humiliating because it happened over dinner.
00:33:16 [slap]
00:33:22 How dare you
00:33:28 humiliate Jack in front
00:33:30 of this city's wealthiest people?
00:33:32 What are you talking about?
00:33:34 I was just telling Grandma how you got Nathan
00:33:36 forced out the Jack-a-thon.
00:33:38 I didn't do anything like that.
00:33:40 Doesn't matter.
00:33:42 Your engagement to Jack is a family matter.
00:33:44 It was your Grandpa's
00:33:46 final wish. How dare you
00:33:48 not respect that?
00:33:50 Mom, we got here as soon as we could.
00:33:52 Don't call me that.
00:33:54 You don't deserve to bear
00:33:56 the Rose name, both of you.
00:33:58 Ugh.
00:34:00 The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
00:34:02 Especially the rotten ones.
00:34:04 Mom, I'm sorry.
00:34:06 I don't know what happened, but I'm sure
00:34:08 we can figure this out.
00:34:10 Ask your daughter what happened.
00:34:12 She accepted that
00:34:14 hideous diamond from Nathan
00:34:16 Forbes embarrassing our
00:34:18 Jack. Now everyone's gonna
00:34:20 think of her as a gold digger
00:34:22 with no shame.
00:34:24 Oh, if only
00:34:26 you could be more like Connie.
00:34:30 More like Connie?
00:34:32 You mean more like a homewrecker?
00:34:34 What? You're right.
00:34:36 The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
00:34:38 Grandma, if I recall,
00:34:40 you were Grandpa's mistress yourself,
00:34:42 no?
00:34:44 Ugh.
00:34:46 You watch
00:34:48 your mouth! Am I wrong, Mom?
00:34:50 I mean, Grandpa was
00:34:52 married to Grandma's sister, and then she had an
00:34:54 affair with Grandpa and got pregnant
00:34:56 with Dad. Is that why you two
00:34:58 were so close? Because you were late to one another?
00:35:00 We are all
00:35:02 business-minded people here, Grandma.
00:35:04 Just because Jack was embarrassed doesn't mean
00:35:06 I should turn down a free lunch.
00:35:08 That is not the Rose way.
00:35:10 And this necklace was worth
00:35:12 $10 million. You telling me
00:35:14 to turn down $10 million worth of assets
00:35:16 makes me wonder if you're the one
00:35:18 bringing shame on the Rose family name.
00:35:20 You insolent
00:35:22 brat!
00:35:24 Mom, let's go.
00:35:26 Get back here,
00:35:28 you little bitch!
00:35:30 Honestly, it felt
00:35:32 good. Well, that woman's
00:35:34 a menace. True.
00:35:36 What is it?
00:35:48 I don't know.
00:35:50 I just...
00:35:52 I feel like...
00:35:54 I feel like you're my
00:35:56 Blair, but
00:35:58 you're not.
00:36:00 Mom,
00:36:02 we all know Grandma's a bully.
00:36:04 She's always favored Connie's
00:36:06 dad, even after he died.
00:36:08 She's never seen Dad as
00:36:10 the true heir, let alone you or me.
00:36:12 That's true.
00:36:14 But you know...
00:36:16 No more.
00:36:18 I won't let her hurt you
00:36:20 or us anymore.
00:36:22 Come here.
00:36:24 I love you.
00:36:26 I love you so
00:36:28 proud of you.
00:36:30 My baby.
00:36:32 Well, I'm glad you two
00:36:38 are having a grand old time.
00:36:40 But the heck
00:36:42 did you do to my mother?
00:36:44 Honey, it is not Blair's fault.
00:36:46 It is all my-- No, no.
00:36:48 It is my fault, Dad.
00:36:50 I called Grandma out on everything
00:36:52 and she couldn't handle it.
00:36:54 Look, Blair, you know Grandma's
00:36:56 always had something against us.
00:36:58 She thinks that if Timmy didn't die--
00:37:00 I know.
00:37:02 She thinks that if Uncle Timmy
00:37:10 didn't die, that he would be the leader
00:37:12 of this family, this company,
00:37:14 and he would do a better job than you.
00:37:16 But she's wrong.
00:37:18 Just because he was her favorite
00:37:20 doesn't mean he's any better than you.
00:37:22 I guess I never realized
00:37:24 you knew so much.
00:37:26 I mean, you never really
00:37:28 cared about family politics.
00:37:30 I used to think that
00:37:32 treating everyone who wronged us
00:37:34 with empathy could change them.
00:37:36 But I was wrong.
00:37:38 It only takes away their guilt.
00:37:40 It is a wonder
00:37:42 that you know such a sad truth
00:37:44 at 23.
00:37:46 But I guess I'm glad you're realizing it early.
00:37:48 Does that mean you forgive me
00:37:50 for being the worst granddaughter in the world?
00:37:52 Oh, I suppose
00:37:54 since you are the best daughter in the world.
00:37:56 [kissing]
00:37:58 [phone chimes]
00:38:00 [phone chimes]
00:38:02 [phone chimes]
00:38:04 [phone chimes]
00:38:06 [phone chimes]
00:38:08 [phone chimes]
00:38:10 [phone chimes]
00:38:12 What's going on?
00:38:14 [beep]
00:38:16 Miss Rose, what an honor.
00:38:18 Philip would be delighted to see you.
00:38:20 Uh, I'm looking for Abby.
00:38:22 Ah, of course, Miss Taylor. She's fine. She's with Philip's party.
00:38:24 Is she okay? I heard there was some kind of emergency.
00:38:26 Oh, emergency? No, no, no. Miss Rose.
00:38:28 Everything is fine. She's over there.
00:38:30 No way.
00:38:34 Am I blacked out already?
00:38:36 Is that really Blair Rose in my club?
00:38:38 [music]
00:38:40 Did you see that?
00:38:48 What happened? I thought you needed help.
00:38:50 I do.
00:38:52 Phil just brought a new girl to the club
00:38:54 and it's freaking Katie Marshall.
00:38:56 That's like basically a national emergency itself.
00:38:58 Did you bring me to the nightclub
00:39:00 for boy trouble?
00:39:02 I just dumped Phil like two months ago.
00:39:04 Like the fifth time?
00:39:06 I'm seeing someone new and that someone
00:39:08 is Jack Marshall's underage sister.
00:39:10 She turns 21 in like two months.
00:39:12 And I said underage!
00:39:14 Blair!
00:39:16 What a surprise.
00:39:18 Does my brother know
00:39:22 you're clubbing without him?
00:39:24 Does Jack know you're here?
00:39:26 And with Nathan Forbes' best friend?
00:39:28 Are you threatening me right now?
00:39:30 No.
00:39:32 Of course not. I just--
00:39:34 You're a prepubescent kid like you do with Philip, huh?
00:39:36 Aren't you scared that he's going to eat you alive
00:39:38 and spit you out?
00:39:40 Oh, like what he did with you?
00:39:42 What?
00:39:44 He told me all about it.
00:39:46 That you're controlling, insecure,
00:39:48 pretty--
00:39:50 [gasp]
00:39:52 You crazy bitch!
00:39:54 [screams]
00:39:56 Blair!
00:39:58 Get this bitch off me!
00:40:00 Get out of the way, B!
00:40:02 I used to always take Katie's side because of Jack.
00:40:04 I'm gonna get a drink.
00:40:06 Call her if you need me.
00:40:08 Always!
00:40:10 You're gonna get it!
00:40:12 I'll tell my brother!
00:40:14 I'll tell Jack!
00:40:16 [screams]
00:40:18 What the fuck happened?
00:40:24 Babe, language.
00:40:26 Why were you out in the first place?
00:40:28 None of this makes any sense.
00:40:30 Her and Gaby can't dump on me.
00:40:32 You know what you did?
00:40:34 Don't play the victim here.
00:40:36 Go look in a mirror.
00:40:38 Don't fucking talk to my sister like that.
00:40:40 Don't talk to my best friend like that.
00:40:42 What were you doing with my baby sister?
00:40:46 Did you sleep with her?
00:40:48 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:40:50 Of course not.
00:40:52 You said it was fun.
00:40:54 Nope, nope, nope. Nah, nah, never.
00:40:56 I never said that.
00:40:58 I'll be back, alright.
00:41:00 Anyway, uh,
00:41:04 I'm gonna go back to, um, to work.
00:41:06 So, uh, call for us if you guys want anything.
00:41:08 All drinks on me.
00:41:10 Jack, you have to do something!
00:41:14 You can't just let your fiancé
00:41:16 and her stupid friend hurt me.
00:41:18 I didn't hurt her.
00:41:24 In fact,
00:41:26 Katie started the fight.
00:41:28 She hit Abby first.
00:41:30 You should be thankful that I forgave her already.
00:41:34 She's lying! She's obviously lying!
00:41:36 Let's see who does this time, Jackass.
00:41:38 Damn it.
00:41:40 I don't think Katie would start the fight.
00:41:44 But you think I would lie?
00:41:46 No, of course not.
00:41:48 I just...
00:41:50 Look, Katie is just mad that
00:41:52 Philip loves Abby and only Abby.
00:41:54 So she hit her.
00:41:56 I mean, Abby was just defending herself.
00:41:58 She's lying! Don't listen to her!
00:42:00 She's lying!
00:42:02 You know I adore your sister.
00:42:04 I mean, I've always had her back.
00:42:06 Of course.
00:42:08 So you know I wouldn't lie about something like this.
00:42:10 I mean, we're about to be family.
00:42:12 And if
00:42:14 you can't trust me with something like this,
00:42:16 then maybe we shouldn't get married.
00:42:18 Of course I trust you.
00:42:22 Oh, Katie can get hot-headed sometimes.
00:42:24 I get it, but I trust you.
00:42:26 Actually, babe,
00:42:34 I was going to talk to you about something.
00:42:36 In private?
00:42:38 Sure. Anything.
00:42:40 So you know how I'm running for Congress this year?
00:42:50 While it's going well,
00:42:52 I just...
00:42:54 I realized that before I make my first
00:42:56 official public statement,
00:42:58 I should probably rethink
00:43:00 some big-picture items.
00:43:02 Like what?
00:43:06 Like hiring new staff,
00:43:08 grassroots campaigns,
00:43:10 getting my public image in order.
00:43:12 All of that.
00:43:14 Oh, so
00:43:16 definitely not for things like
00:43:18 partying or clothes or...
00:43:20 What?
00:43:22 No.
00:43:24 Look, my people did some calculations.
00:43:26 They determined that
00:43:30 if you could chip in
00:43:32 two million, it would really benefit my campaign.
00:43:34 Doesn't your entire campaign cost two million dollars?
00:43:36 What?
00:43:40 What?
00:43:44 I spoke to your office.
00:43:46 They said your entire campaign
00:43:48 would cost two million dollars, tops.
00:43:50 Do you have any funds?
00:43:52 Look, I'm sure my dad could
00:43:58 lend you two million dollars
00:44:00 as an investment, you know,
00:44:02 with interest and all.
00:44:04 Oh, um...
00:44:06 I mean, I was kind of hoping that
00:44:08 you would just...
00:44:10 Just give you two million dollars?
00:44:12 Babe, why would I do that?
00:44:14 Wait, did something happen?
00:44:16 You used to just...
00:44:18 Babe, are you okay?
00:44:20 Yeah, yeah.
00:44:24 Fine.
00:44:26 You know what?
00:44:28 Forget it.
00:44:30 I'll look for the funds on my own.
00:44:32 That's my man.
00:44:34 I'm so proud of you.
00:44:36 [cell phone rings]
00:44:42 You miss me already?
00:44:44 Nathan Forbes,
00:44:46 what do you think about running for Congress?
00:44:48 Why would I want to run for Congress?
00:44:56 Because you've been thinking about it.
00:44:58 And because you secretly care
00:45:00 about things like gun control,
00:45:02 climate change, and stray dogs,
00:45:04 but don't show it.
00:45:06 How did you know that?
00:45:08 I know a lot more about you than you think, Nathan.
00:45:10 Deep down, you've thought about running for Congress,
00:45:12 and you actually think you could make a difference.
00:45:14 I always thought of being something more
00:45:18 than just a rich good-for-nothing.
00:45:20 But so what?
00:45:22 Why now?
00:45:24 I'm not ready.
00:45:26 I can help you.
00:45:28 I will help you win.
00:45:30 Is that so?
00:45:32 And what's in it for you, Miss Rose?
00:45:34 You're the one who's going to win.
00:45:36 You're the one who's going to win.
00:45:38 And who's going to win, Miss Rose?
00:45:40 You, hopefully.
00:45:42 I mean, business-wise, of course.
00:45:46 I need you to help me destroy Jack completely,
00:45:48 and I want to make sure you get something in return.
00:45:50 You know, you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
00:45:54 Really?
00:45:56 That's it? So you just want to scratch my back?
00:45:58 Nothing more?
00:46:02 Nothing more.
00:46:04 I don't think I can.
00:46:06 I'm sorry, Nathan.
00:46:08 It's okay.
00:46:10 You got a deal.
00:46:12 Good. Good.
00:46:14 I'll have someone contact you to set up a meeting,
00:46:16 but I think we should aim to announce it
00:46:18 at my mother's birthday ball next week.
00:46:20 Next week?
00:46:22 How long have you been planning this for?
00:46:24 Long enough.
00:46:26 Do you trust me?
00:46:28 Not on a scooter, but yes.
00:46:30 I'll be there, B.
00:46:32 Don't worry.
00:46:34 I'll be there.
00:46:36 How's the missus?
00:46:44 Seems like I was just overthinking.
00:46:48 It really was just transactional for her.
00:46:50 And it's not for you?
00:46:54 I'll be damned.
00:46:56 The great Nathan Forbes is in love.
00:46:58 Shut up and get me drunk, Eric.
00:47:02 Sweetheart, this is too much.
00:47:04 Your dad's going to be embarrassed.
00:47:06 Don't be silly, Mom.
00:47:08 Dad is going to fall in love with you all over again.
00:47:10 And if he doesn't,
00:47:12 you should file a divorce because he is blind.
00:47:14 No, but really,
00:47:16 thank you.
00:47:18 Thank you for arranging all of this.
00:47:20 I can't remember the last time I had a date.
00:47:24 I don't know.
00:47:26 I don't know.
00:47:28 I don't know.
00:47:30 I can't remember the last time
00:47:32 I attended an event like this.
00:47:34 Well, you're not just
00:47:36 attending, Mom.
00:47:38 This is your event.
00:47:40 It's your birthday.
00:47:42 You are the lady of this household.
00:47:44 It's about time that people start acknowledging that.
00:47:46 Hey, honey.
00:47:52 Oh.
00:47:54 I love you.
00:47:56 I'll go check on the guests.
00:47:58 [music]
00:48:00 [laughter]
00:48:04 [footsteps]
00:48:08 There you are. Everyone's here.
00:48:10 Well, everyone except for Nathan.
00:48:12 I have come to learn he's always fashionably late.
00:48:14 Honestly,
00:48:16 as your best friend, I'm impressed.
00:48:18 I've always thought that Nathan loved nothing
00:48:20 and no one, and it seems like
00:48:22 you have him wrapped around your fingers.
00:48:24 It's just business.
00:48:26 I don't think any man would
00:48:28 do all this just for business.
00:48:30 Anyway,
00:48:32 I need your help with something.
00:48:34 Well, you and
00:48:36 Philip. You need our help?
00:48:38 What's up?
00:48:40 I need you to propose a party this weekend
00:48:42 at Philip's Club, and make sure you
00:48:44 invite Connie. I'm all down
00:48:46 for a party, but why Connie?
00:48:48 And what do you need Phil to do?
00:48:50 [music]
00:48:52 [chatter]
00:48:58 I'm gonna gouge my eyes out.
00:49:08 Come on.
00:49:10 Oh my god, it's Blair Rose.
00:49:12 Have you seen what Jack Marshall is doing?
00:49:14 Ugh, I bet he's hooking up with Connie Rose.
00:49:16 Oh, how could Blair
00:49:18 be so stupid?
00:49:20 Shh, he can hear us.
00:49:22 B, don't worry.
00:49:24 I'm not. I won't ever put myself
00:49:26 in that position again.
00:49:28 Whoa. Wow.
00:49:34 Just wow, Blair. You look something else.
00:49:36 [music]
00:49:40 [glasses clink]
00:49:46 [music]
00:49:48 Nathan.
00:50:04 Wait.
00:50:08 Excuse me.
00:50:14 Nathan, wait.
00:50:16 For what?
00:50:18 So I can see more of you and Jack make it out?
00:50:20 It's not what you think.
00:50:22 What is it then?
00:50:24 Because I really feel like you're playing a game that I don't understand anymore.
00:50:26 Wait, are you actually mad?
00:50:30 Yeah.
00:50:32 Why? Isn't this a game to you?
00:50:34 You're Nathan Forbes.
00:50:36 And you're Blair Rose. You're different.
00:50:38 Alright?
00:50:40 Hey.
00:50:42 Hey.
00:50:44 What are you doing here?
00:50:46 To be honest, I don't know.
00:50:48 Hey.
00:50:54 You know that was the first time
00:50:56 you kissed me in public?
00:50:58 Oh, really?
00:51:00 Why don't you say we get out of here and find someplace
00:51:02 a little more fun.
00:51:04 More fun?
00:51:06 This is my mom's birthday party.
00:51:08 Oh, shit. Oh, I'm sorry.
00:51:10 You know what?
00:51:12 I gotta go.
00:51:14 Nathan, wait!
00:51:16 If you're not careful, you'll fall, you know.
00:51:38 So what? It's okay for you to just
00:51:40 ditch your fiancé like that?
00:51:42 Nathan, you can't leave yet.
00:51:44 I still need you to...
00:51:46 What was that for?
00:51:54 I'd like to add a few clauses to this fake marriage
00:51:56 political scheme or revenge plot.
00:51:58 Or whatever this is.
00:52:00 What is it?
00:52:02 Those lips are mine.
00:52:06 And only mine.
00:52:08 Nathan, I already told you...
00:52:12 Look, we don't need to fall in love.
00:52:14 I'll run for Congress, I'll fuck up your wedding,
00:52:16 I'll marry you, I'll divorce you if you want.
00:52:18 Just don't give any more of yourself to Jack Marshall.
00:52:20 That's all I ask of you.
00:52:22 Deal?
00:52:24 Deal.
00:52:26 And there's our lovely daughter
00:52:32 who planned all of this
00:52:34 single-handedly.
00:52:36 I am beyond grateful
00:52:38 to have such a kind,
00:52:40 loving,
00:52:42 and gorgeous young woman
00:52:44 by my side.
00:52:46 Happy 45th, Mom.
00:52:48 Do you really have no shame?
00:52:56 Fiona,
00:53:02 you're nearly 50,
00:53:04 and you allow your daughter
00:53:06 to throw you such a childish
00:53:08 and tasteless party.
00:53:10 Grandma, what are you doing here then?
00:53:14 I don't recall inviting you.
00:53:16 You brat!
00:53:20 See what you did?
00:53:22 What kind of wife
00:53:24 did you marry?
00:53:26 What kind of daughter did you raise?
00:53:28 You should be ashamed of yourself.
00:53:30 You know what, Mom?
00:53:32 I'm not ashamed.
00:53:36 I am extremely proud of both my wife
00:53:38 and my daughter.
00:53:40 These two women
00:53:42 have been better role models for me than you ever were.
00:53:44 The only thing you ever taught me
00:53:46 was to use people for my own gain.
00:53:48 And these two
00:53:52 amazing women,
00:53:54 they taught me about love.
00:53:58 Love?
00:54:00 What's that gonna do?
00:54:02 Love won't get you
00:54:04 anywhere in life.
00:54:06 I'm very sorry you feel that way, Grandma Rose.
00:54:08 Who the hell are you?
00:54:14 Nathan Forbes.
00:54:16 The youngest grandson of Thomas Forbes,
00:54:18 owner of various properties in town
00:54:20 that you like to frequent,
00:54:22 alongside with your late husband's best friend,
00:54:24 I believe.
00:54:26 I didn't know.
00:54:28 So your family owns a couple properties.
00:54:30 So what?
00:54:32 No one invited you.
00:54:34 So just because you have some change--
00:54:36 I did!
00:54:38 I invited Nathan.
00:54:40 And you look absolutely magnificent tonight,
00:54:44 Miss Rose.
00:54:46 Watch it.
00:54:48 This beautiful lady is with me.
00:54:50 I'm making my wife go falling in love with you.
00:54:52 Well, since everyone's
00:54:54 here, I might as well do this now.
00:54:56 I have an announcement to make.
00:55:00 Oh, great. Nathan Forbes
00:55:02 has an announcement, ladies and gentlemen.
00:55:04 I'll be running
00:55:06 for Congress.
00:55:08 Jack,
00:55:10 looks like we'll be running against each other again.
00:55:12 Just like we did in high school.
00:55:22 I don't get it.
00:55:24 I really don't get it.
00:55:26 How did he get it all together so fucking fast?
00:55:28 Babe, you know I don't like it when you swear.
00:55:30 And I don't like it when Nathan Forbes
00:55:32 comes after what's mine!
00:55:34 First you, and now this.
00:55:36 I'm sorry.
00:55:40 I'm really sorry.
00:55:42 I'm just...
00:55:44 It wasn't supposed to be like this.
00:55:46 I'm really struggling
00:55:48 to find the funding for my campaign,
00:55:50 and now Nathan is just gonna waltz in here
00:55:52 and fuck everything up!
00:55:54 But it's fine.
00:55:56 He can run against me all he wants,
00:55:58 but I'm the one
00:56:00 you're marrying.
00:56:02 You're mine, right?
00:56:04 Of course.
00:56:06 What do you think about
00:56:10 going to a party this weekend?
00:56:12 What party?
00:56:14 Uh, Abby and I
00:56:16 were thinking about throwing you a party
00:56:18 at the Lips Club.
00:56:20 No. No way.
00:56:22 It'll be fun!
00:56:24 And I think it'd be good if you
00:56:26 and Nathan had a few drinks and
00:56:28 talk things out.
00:56:30 Besides, Connie will be there.
00:56:32 You know, us Rose Girls never get to go out,
00:56:34 and she seemed
00:56:36 upset earlier.
00:56:38 Fine.
00:56:40 For you and Connie's sake.
00:56:42 Yay! It'll be great.
00:56:44 [music fades]
00:56:46 [laughter]
00:56:50 That's so fun!
00:56:52 Alright, alright, alright.
00:56:54 Two-shot question
00:56:56 from Ann Phillip.
00:56:58 Okay.
00:57:00 Have you ever
00:57:02 cheated on Abby?
00:57:04 That's not a two-shot question.
00:57:06 Of course I haven't.
00:57:08 You know what would happen
00:57:10 if I put a finger on another woman
00:57:12 while I was with her?
00:57:14 [laughter]
00:57:16 Coward.
00:57:18 Right.
00:57:20 Two-shot question for you then, Jack.
00:57:22 Have you ever cheated on Blair?
00:57:24 Of course I haven't.
00:57:28 I love Blair
00:57:30 more than anything.
00:57:32 I don't even see other women as women.
00:57:34 [laughter]
00:57:36 That's my man.
00:57:38 I hope you stick to it.
00:57:40 Cheers to that!
00:57:42 [music fades]
00:57:44 Guys, guys, guys, guys.
00:57:50 I can't believe you're getting married!
00:57:52 Cheers to you!
00:57:54 I don't think you should drink.
00:57:56 Cheers to us!
00:57:58 [cheering]
00:58:00 [music]
00:58:02 [phone vibrating]
00:58:04 [phone vibrating]
00:58:06 [phone vibrating]
00:58:08 [phone vibrating]
00:58:10 [phone vibrating]
00:58:12 [phone vibrating]
00:58:14 [phone vibrating]
00:58:16 [phone vibrating]
00:58:18 [music]
00:58:20 [music]
00:58:22 [music]
00:58:24 [music]
00:58:26 Oh, baby.
00:58:28 I got you.
00:58:30 I got her.
00:58:32 Is it working?
00:58:34 Jack's wasting.
00:58:36 It's your wasted too.
00:58:38 I'm a freaking genius.
00:58:40 Oh, crap.
00:58:42 Are you actually wasting?
00:58:44 No.
00:58:46 [music]
00:58:48 [music]
00:58:50 [music]
00:58:52 [music]
00:58:54 [coughing]
00:58:56 [music]
00:58:58 [music]
00:59:00 What's that?
00:59:02 [music]
00:59:04 What?
00:59:06 [music]
00:59:08 I need to get used to this.
00:59:10 No.
00:59:12 [laughing]
00:59:14 Yeah, I think I'm going to have staff clean up in here.
00:59:16 Yeah, you know what?
00:59:18 Go, go, go.
00:59:20 I think I'll come with you.
00:59:22 We should go to our usual spot.
00:59:24 [laughing]
00:59:26 [music]
00:59:28 That bastard's
00:59:30 going to get fucked today.
00:59:32 More ways than one.
00:59:34 What crazy plan did you and Abby come up with?
00:59:36 I have two men on standby.
00:59:38 One's posing as a driver who's going to take him
00:59:40 to a room where I can set up the exit.
00:59:42 [laughing]
00:59:44 That's disgusting.
00:59:46 Yeah.
00:59:48 Blair's puking and she's actually drunk.
00:59:50 I think she wants you to take her home.
00:59:52 [music]
00:59:54 Who?
00:59:56 Nathan?
00:59:58 Mm-hmm.
01:00:00 Can we go home now?
01:00:02 You want to come home?
01:00:04 With me?
01:00:06 [music]
01:00:08 Let's go.
01:00:10 [music]
01:00:12 Thank you.
01:00:18 For everything.
01:00:20 [music]
01:00:22 Oh.
01:00:24 Oh, where am I?
01:00:26 [music]
01:00:28 Oh, I'm so sorry.
01:00:30 [music]
01:00:32 I'm so sorry.
01:00:34 [music]
01:00:36 I'm so sorry.
01:00:38 [music]
01:00:40 I'm so sorry.
01:00:42 [music]
01:00:44 I'm so sorry.
01:00:46 [music]
01:00:48 I'm so sorry.
01:00:50 Oh, where am I?
01:00:52 [music]
01:00:54 [music]
01:00:56 [music]
01:00:58 Oh, crap.
01:01:00 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:01:02 [music]
01:01:04 I did not lose my virginity to Nathan Forbes.
01:01:06 [music]
01:01:08 [music]
01:01:10 [music]
01:01:12 What did you do to me?
01:01:14 Well, good morning to you, too.
01:01:16 Don't smile. This isn't funny.
01:01:18 What did you do to me?
01:01:20 Why don't you ask what you did to me last night?
01:01:22 I wasn't the one that was blacked out drunk last night.
01:01:24 Miss Rose, would you like some breakfast?
01:01:26 Yes, please.
01:01:28 [music]
01:01:30 I woke up in this.
01:01:32 And I was not wearing this last night.
01:01:34 No, you weren't.
01:01:36 So...
01:01:38 So...
01:01:40 Did we...
01:01:42 No, Bea.
01:01:44 I wouldn't want to do that
01:01:46 while you're so drunk you couldn't even move.
01:01:48 Well,
01:01:50 how did I change?
01:01:52 Did you change me?
01:01:54 She did.
01:01:56 Duh.
01:01:58 Would it be so bad if me and you
01:02:00 hooked up? Would that just be the end of your world?
01:02:02 No.
01:02:04 I mean, yes.
01:02:06 I mean, it didn't work.
01:02:08 Last night's plan.
01:02:10 Please don't tell me I have
01:02:12 the worst hangover in the world for nothing.
01:02:14 Yeah, it worked.
01:02:16 Jack took Connie to a hotel, caught them on tape.
01:02:18 All of it.
01:02:20 [music]
01:02:22 [music]
01:02:24 I gotta say,
01:02:26 I give it a watch.
01:02:28 Jack's not much to look at.
01:02:30 You don't have to watch it.
01:02:32 You know.
01:02:34 It's just evidence, and
01:02:36 we have it now. Alright?
01:02:38 I just...
01:02:40 In my past life,
01:02:42 all my life,
01:02:44 I thought Jack loved me.
01:02:46 I thought he loved me,
01:02:48 only me, and would
01:02:50 keep it that way.
01:02:52 Is that why you never looked at me?
01:02:54 What?
01:02:56 If I were your boyfriend,
01:02:58 Blair,
01:03:00 if I had the chance of even dreaming
01:03:02 of marrying you,
01:03:04 I would love you, and only you,
01:03:06 forever.
01:03:08 [music]
01:03:10 Forever.
01:03:12 Nathan, I...
01:03:14 [phone rings]
01:03:16 Hello?
01:03:20 Hey, baby.
01:03:22 Where are you?
01:03:24 I'm outside.
01:03:26 I know. I called a home, and you weren't there.
01:03:28 Did you not get home last night?
01:03:30 Uh, I...
01:03:32 drank too much, and I
01:03:34 stayed at Abby's.
01:03:36 Oh, really? Because I thought...
01:03:38 you didn't go home last night,
01:03:40 either.
01:03:42 Yeah, I just
01:03:44 got ship-based, and I had to stop somewhere on the way home.
01:03:46 Anyway, how much to, like,
01:03:48 ten days to the wedding?
01:03:50 Eleven.
01:03:52 Our wedding is eleven days away.
01:03:54 Right. Yeah.
01:03:56 Um, and I was thinking
01:03:58 that we should move it up to this
01:04:00 weekend. I just can't wait
01:04:02 to marry you, and move it
01:04:04 all along. What do you think?
01:04:06 That sounds great.
01:04:08 I have everything I need.
01:04:10 Are you ready?
01:04:16 To marry me?
01:04:18 [music]
01:04:20 Are you sure you want to do this?
01:04:28 More than anything I've done
01:04:30 in my life.
01:04:34 [knock on door]
01:04:36 What are you wearing?
01:04:40 I'm so sorry. I accidentally
01:04:42 spilled something all over my bridesmaid's dress,
01:04:44 and this is all Jack and I could find.
01:04:46 What were you doing with Jack
01:04:48 on my wedding day? We were just
01:04:50 talking. You know, we're close, like family.
01:04:52 It's fine. Is everyone ready?
01:04:58 Yeah, you can go out now.
01:05:00 [music]
01:05:02 No matter what happens,
01:05:10 I support you.
01:05:12 Thanks. We'll need it.
01:05:14 I'm sorry for what's about to happen.
01:05:18 What are you
01:05:20 talking about, honey? I've never
01:05:22 been prouder of you.
01:05:24 I hope you can still say that in bed.
01:05:26 What do you mean?
01:05:28 Remember how I told you
01:05:30 I'm not marrying Jack and
01:05:32 I'm gonna marry someone else?
01:05:34 Honey,
01:05:36 I'm literally walking you down the aisle
01:05:38 to Jack Marshall right now.
01:05:40 Just trust me.
01:05:42 Okay.
01:05:44 [music]
01:05:46 [music]
01:05:48 Take care of my princess.
01:06:02 Of course, Mr. Rose.
01:06:04 Or can I call you Dad now?
01:06:06 [laughs]
01:06:08 And since we're family from today,
01:06:10 I just want you to know you can trust me.
01:06:12 [phone rings]
01:06:14 [phone rings]
01:06:16 [phone rings]
01:06:18 [phone rings]
01:06:20 [phone rings]
01:06:22 Is anyone
01:06:24 gonna tell us what's going on?
01:06:26 What's going on?
01:06:28 Why is everyone looking
01:06:30 at their phones?
01:06:32 Nothing could be more important than our wedding
01:06:34 right now.
01:06:36 Baby, tell me I'm your favorite.
01:06:38 Of course you're my favorite.
01:06:40 You're my one and only
01:06:42 cuddly baby.
01:06:44 What about Blair?
01:06:46 Fuck Blair.
01:06:48 Actually, no.
01:06:50 Fuck you.
01:06:52 [laughs]
01:06:54 I don't wanna fuck you.
01:06:56 [music]
01:06:58 Mr. Rose, I just--
01:07:00 Shut up!
01:07:02 [grunts]
01:07:04 Calm down.
01:07:06 It's not what it looks like.
01:07:08 Blair, I swear.
01:07:10 Then what is it?
01:07:12 It was her!
01:07:14 Connie Rose, she drugged me!
01:07:16 [crowd gasps]
01:07:18 She drugged you?
01:07:22 Yes. That night.
01:07:24 After the party, she put something
01:07:26 in my drink. I don't remember anything
01:07:28 after the club. She must have
01:07:30 taken me to a random hotel
01:07:32 and had her way with me!
01:07:34 Fuck Blair?
01:07:36 Is that something you'd say when you were drugged?
01:07:38 That's something I'd only say if I was drugged.
01:07:40 How could I say that
01:07:42 to someone like you if I was in my right
01:07:44 mind? Think about it, baby. Think about it
01:07:46 with your head!
01:07:48 Great.
01:07:50 Jack Marshall,
01:07:52 I loved you
01:07:54 so deeply and
01:07:56 devotedly for so many years.
01:07:58 I really did.
01:08:00 Me too. Me too.
01:08:02 I loved you the same.
01:08:04 No more.
01:08:06 I promise.
01:08:08 This thing will never happen again.
01:08:10 That was a mistake made under the influence.
01:08:12 In fact,
01:08:14 guards! Take
01:08:16 this shameless whore, Connie Rose,
01:08:18 far away from here!
01:08:20 I never want to see her in our lives again!
01:08:22 That's enough!
01:08:24 You've done enough here today.
01:08:26 Come on, Connie. No, he's lying.
01:08:30 Blair!
01:08:32 I swear, he started it!
01:08:34 Will you forgive me?
01:08:36 Blair, I swear on my family!
01:08:38 It's always been you
01:08:40 and just you.
01:08:42 I'll forgive you.
01:08:46 If you kneel.
01:08:50 I'll forgive you. If you kneel.
01:08:54 What?
01:08:56 If you get on your knees and beg me,
01:08:58 I'll forgive you.
01:09:00 I'll do anything for you, Blair.
01:09:02 Blair Rose,
01:09:04 I'm sorry I drank too much
01:09:06 and was drugged by your delusional cousin.
01:09:08 I cannot believe you're still blaming Connie.
01:09:10 But I swear,
01:09:12 nothing like this will ever happen again
01:09:14 if you forgive me
01:09:16 and take me as your husband.
01:09:18 I'll forgive you, Jack.
01:09:24 But I won't forget
01:09:26 everything you've done to me, Jack.
01:09:28 I'll never forget.
01:09:30 Everything you've done to me, Jack.
01:09:32 Behind my back
01:09:34 and right under my nose.
01:09:36 What the fuck?
01:09:44 You bitch!
01:09:46 That's your true colors. That's who you really are.
01:09:48 Well, who the fuck is gonna marry you instead, huh?
01:09:52 Who's gonna take you off this fucking altar
01:09:56 if not me?
01:09:58 What you are now is a big fucking joke!
01:10:00 Who the fuck is going to marry
01:10:04 a dumb bitch like you?
01:10:06 I'll have her.
01:10:12 I'll marry her any day.
01:10:22 I'll marry her any day.
01:10:26 Nathan Forbes!
01:10:28 What the fuck are you doing here?
01:10:30 I'm here to rescue my future wife.
01:10:34 Blair Rose.
01:10:42 The most fearless,
01:10:44 interesting, and beautiful woman I've ever met
01:10:46 in my entire life.
01:10:48 Will you marry me?
01:10:55 This is fucking bullshit!
01:10:57 Yes.
01:11:01 Yes!
01:11:03 Kiss, kiss, kiss!
01:11:12 What do you two
01:11:20 think you're doing?
01:11:22 Do you think marriage is a joke?
01:11:24 You think it's child's play?
01:11:26 I don't understand.
01:11:28 You think you can marry somebody one day
01:11:30 and then marry somebody else the next?
01:11:32 I don't think that.
01:11:34 But that's what Connie thinks
01:11:36 of my marriage.
01:11:38 Perhaps you should ask her, Grandma.
01:11:40 Connie and Jack are young.
01:11:42 Young people make mistakes,
01:11:44 especially in love.
01:11:46 But marriages,
01:11:48 they're not just about the money.
01:11:50 It's about love.
01:11:52 But marriage is so much more than that.
01:11:54 You're right.
01:11:56 Marriage is commitment.
01:11:58 It's partnership.
01:12:00 It's companionship.
01:12:02 It's honesty and trust.
01:12:04 And Jack broke all of that.
01:12:06 So you think I should just be okay
01:12:08 with you marrying Nathan Forbes?
01:12:10 All of a sudden,
01:12:12 he doesn't even have a job.
01:12:14 [♪♪♪]
01:12:16 This is the latest
01:12:20 congressional poll, Grandma Rose.
01:12:22 As you can see, after the Taylor
01:12:24 Burton Diamond incident and...
01:12:26 well, today's event
01:12:28 went viral,
01:12:30 Nathan has the undeniable lead.
01:12:32 He's gonna be
01:12:34 a congressman in no time.
01:12:36 And Jack?
01:12:40 He'll be a nobody
01:12:42 for the rest of his life.
01:12:44 [♪♪♪]
01:12:48 Now, let's finish what we started.
01:12:54 [applause]
01:13:02 This is my wedding venue
01:13:06 that I paid for.
01:13:08 And that makes Nathan Forbes
01:13:10 a welcome guest.
01:13:12 You want to crash my wedding?
01:13:14 Fine.
01:13:16 But you're gonna pay for it. Guard!
01:13:18 You're making a mistake.
01:13:22 Beat him up!
01:13:24 Do you not want to keep your job?
01:13:26 What do you mean?
01:13:28 Check the news.
01:13:30 My name's Nathan Forbes.
01:13:32 I just made the biggest donation
01:13:34 to this church in all of its history.
01:13:36 The church and its congregation
01:13:38 will never have to worry again.
01:13:40 There's no way.
01:13:42 You couldn't possibly donate--
01:13:44 Oh, shit. It's true.
01:13:46 He's the biggest and most important donor.
01:13:48 I'm sorry.
01:13:50 What do you want me to do?
01:13:52 How about you get rid of this eyesore for all of us
01:13:54 and maybe get a little common sense
01:13:56 into him too while you're at it, huh?
01:13:58 You can't do this to me.
01:14:00 Blair, do something!
01:14:02 You bitch!
01:14:06 [audience laughter]
01:14:08 I don't know how I didn't see him before,
01:14:18 but if dying a terrible death
01:14:20 means I get to walk down the aisle
01:14:22 to him,
01:14:24 even if it's pretend,
01:14:26 then it's worth it.
01:14:28 We are all gathered here
01:14:32 to witness and celebrate
01:14:34 the reunion of Blair Rose
01:14:36 and Mr.
01:14:38 and Mr.
01:14:40 Nathan Forbes.
01:14:42 Mr. Nathan Forbes!
01:14:44 Do you, Nathan Forbes,
01:14:46 take Blair to be your wife,
01:14:48 to love her,
01:14:50 to cherish her,
01:14:52 to nurture her,
01:14:54 and support her till death do you part?
01:14:56 I do.
01:14:58 Do you, Blair Rose,
01:15:00 take Nathan to be your husband,
01:15:02 to love him
01:15:04 and cherish him,
01:15:06 nurture him and support him
01:15:08 till death do you part?
01:15:10 I do.
01:15:12 Then
01:15:14 I am honored to pronounce you
01:15:16 husband and wife.
01:15:18 You may now kiss the bride.
01:15:24 [audience applause]
01:15:26 [audience applause]
01:15:28 I can't believe we just did that.
01:15:50 Nathan,
01:15:52 we just did that.
01:15:54 What exactly did we do?
01:15:56 We showed him.
01:15:58 I mean, everything was resolved
01:16:00 and I...
01:16:02 I don't know.
01:16:04 I just married you,
01:16:08 Blair Rose.
01:16:10 I mean, yeah,
01:16:12 that was some
01:16:14 Oscar-worthy acting back there.
01:16:16 There was no acting.
01:16:18 I meant every word I said.
01:16:22 I know Jack
01:16:24 scared you.
01:16:26 He was the only person you've ever loved.
01:16:28 And so you think love is scary.
01:16:30 Do you know why I like to
01:16:34 ride scooters?
01:16:36 Because when we were in high school,
01:16:38 I crashed my Maserati on the first day
01:16:40 of junior year.
01:16:42 I remember.
01:16:44 So? So, the next day,
01:16:46 as a punishment, my parents made me ride
01:16:48 an electric scooter to school.
01:16:50 And then I saw you
01:16:52 at the gate.
01:16:54 You looked at me,
01:16:56 then at the scooter,
01:16:58 and you said,
01:17:00 "What is this?"
01:17:02 You looked at me and you laughed,
01:17:04 Blair Rose.
01:17:06 And ever since then,
01:17:08 I've rode around
01:17:10 waiting for the day that you'd see me again.
01:17:12 [music]
01:17:26 I have to tell you something.
01:17:28 What?
01:17:30 I've never
01:17:32 done this before.
01:17:34 [music]
01:17:38 I'll give you
01:17:40 your best first time,
01:17:42 [music]
01:17:50 best second time,
01:17:52 [music]
01:17:55 and your best every time
01:17:57 after that.
01:17:59 [music]
01:18:11 [BLANK_AUDIO]