Antonio Brown Comes at Barstool Sports - Barstool Rundown - February 29, 2024
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00:04 All right, it's the rundown, Thursday, February 29th.
00:07 Get right into it, it's a leap day.
00:10 Lawsuit says P Diddy had sex with Philadelphia rapper who dated Nicki Minaj.
00:15 People are alleging it is Meek Mill.
00:17 Hard to, I wonder why.
00:18 Well, yeah, there's a 70-page lawsuit filed by one of P Diddy's producers.
00:23 In it, there's a redacted name, but it said Philadelphia rapper who dated Nicki Minaj.
00:28 And people, I mean, there's only one guy that could be.
00:32 Dated Nicki Minaj and is a Philadelphia rapper.
00:35 They're saying it's Meek Mill.
00:37 And the funniest part was Meek Mill got on Twitter and started denying it.
00:42 And the tweets that he was sending out, I don't know if we have one of them, but
00:46 he's talking about, I love pussy so much, juicy pussy.
00:49 It sounds like- One love to gay people, but I love juicy pussy.
00:52 That's what a gay guy would say if he was trying to pretend to be straight.
00:55 100%.
00:56 I fucking love juicy pussy.
00:58 Pat quote tweeted it.
01:00 Pat's gay, I don't know if you know.
01:01 And he said, that's what I used to say to my friends in high school.
01:05 It's like the gayest straight thing I've ever heard said.
01:09 Have you ever said to a straight friend of yours, hey, this girl's got a juicy pussy.
01:14 Like, ugh.
01:15 Like that is- I've never, like, you know, you're out with
01:17 the boys having a couple of beers and you say, one love to the gay people, but that
01:19 juicy pussy do it for me.
01:23 It's just like, no straight guy is saying that.
01:26 How fucking great would it be if this whole thing was just a small typo and it's actually
01:29 Meek Phil.
01:30 Yeah, this whole time.
01:31 Meek Phil's been getting it from P. Diddy.
01:32 Meek Phil's been getting fucking creamed by P. Diddy.
01:35 Someone mentioned this to me.
01:38 I think it was John Rich was talking about this being on the rundown and I was like,
01:42 Meek Phil is being alleged to have had sex with P. Diddy?
01:46 What?
01:47 Like, how did Meek Phil get involved in this?
01:49 But yeah.
01:50 Yeah, just drinking some sips of Ciroc at night.
01:53 Things get a little crazy.
01:54 You'd think- Meek Phil gets bent over the counter.
01:56 Everybody knows him, but what's the cutoff?
01:58 I told you before he came on, I have a 13 year old daughter and when I mentioned this
02:01 story to my wife at dinner, I didn't get into it.
02:03 It's not dinner conversation, but I said, "Oh, it looks like P. Diddy's in trouble."
02:07 And my daughter's like, "Oh, really?"
02:08 I was like, "You know P. Diddy?"
02:09 She's like, "Yeah, my friends and I follow P. Davidson."
02:12 She thought that was who P. Diddy was.
02:14 So is that, are you guys the last generation that knows fucking P. Diddy?
02:18 I think because of making the band, like P. Diddy.
02:20 Yeah, I guess he was in something like Shake Your Tailfeather with Nelly.
02:23 Yeah.
02:24 He had some songs, but still it was- No, I mean I know everything.
02:29 Yeah, yeah.
02:30 Yeah.
02:31 Now they're saying he was in the car with Biggie and Pac, but he didn't get shot because
02:35 he was going down on one of them.
02:36 Yep.
02:37 A lot of rumors now.
02:38 Yeah.
02:39 I don't remember what's up with P. Diddy and what he's been up to.
02:42 The one place that's all up is fucking J-Lo.
02:44 Yeah, true.
02:45 Because they were married.
02:46 That's right.
02:47 Yeah.
02:48 You think she'll talk?
02:49 She's fearless, right?
02:50 She's got nothing to hide, I don't think.
02:51 It'll be in her new movie video thing she's making, wherever the hell that is.
02:56 And there's also, and these are all allegations which we said from the onset, but I think
03:01 Usher's name was bandied about too?
03:03 Yeah.
03:04 Yeah.
03:05 Diddy found Usher, and then Usher found Bieber, and there's a whole web of-
03:10 There's always circles with this.
03:11 Yeah.
03:12 Like a coaching tree almost.
03:13 You know what I mean?
03:14 Yeah.
03:15 So the footnotes strongly suggested the possibility of two superstar celebrities, Meek Mill and
03:19 Usher.
03:20 But what?
03:21 So fucking P. Diddy?
03:24 Well, P. Diddy's fucking them.
03:26 I'm assuming he's the top here.
03:27 Yes.
03:28 Our top.
03:29 Okay.
03:30 I believe so.
03:31 Yes.
03:32 As I understand it.
03:33 So yeah, if you go through the lawsuit, there's stuff being like P. Diddy saying if you hook
03:36 up with this person, I'll make you producer of the year, get you a Grammy.
03:41 Wait, so he can watch or-
03:43 Yeah.
03:44 I think it was in the studio, and he was like, "Yeah."
03:47 The reason I'm not throwing too many stones is if you are guaranteed the success that
03:51 Usher is going to have, right?
03:53 Falling in the Super Bowl and stuff.
03:55 Would you get tanked in the ass by P. Diddy?
03:59 As a father of three, I'm a little different, and I say yes.
04:02 Just one time?
04:03 Yeah.
04:04 Let's go three.
04:05 Not even the Bakers does it, but three times.
04:06 Does he get to pick when?
04:07 Because he can do one now, and then like three decades later.
04:08 I don't think he can pull you out of mass and do it.
04:11 But yeah, I think he's ... So let's give him a six month window.
04:14 To do it three times.
04:15 Yeah.
04:16 So you're going to have a day run up in order maybe to clean out or whatever you think would
04:19 be best.
04:20 Yeah.
04:21 You'd be like a colonoscopy or something.
04:22 Not even any spicy food.
04:23 Would you do it?
04:24 Get fucked by P. Diddy three times.
04:25 Three times in six months.
04:26 John, you're a resounding yes.
04:27 I think it has to be yes.
04:28 Usher is so huge.
04:29 Yeah.
04:30 To have an Usher-like career.
04:31 Right.
04:32 Right.
04:33 I'm not cleaning out before, though.
04:34 Oh, no.
04:35 You got to make him run it?
04:36 Oh, yeah.
04:37 Yeah.
04:38 It's going to hurt him twice.
04:39 Make him run, but then he's going to keep going longer.
04:40 Almost as if you want him to go finish quicker.
04:42 You want it to be as clean as possible.
04:44 Oh, yeah.
04:45 Okay.
04:46 Right?
04:47 You might want a little grit.
04:48 Your old man jeans took you as long as you could, and then they picked in, and they're
04:50 like, "Oh, these fucking gays."
04:51 Yeah.
04:52 That's why we have so many hurricanes.
04:55 Yeah.
04:56 I thought somebody had thrown around Epstein-type scandal, Epstein-level type scandal.
05:01 I don't think it is.
05:02 Right?
05:03 I mean...
05:04 It's significantly more alleged based on the Epstein thing is right now.
05:08 Right.
05:09 And I think the Epstein thing is a little...
05:10 And P. Diddy's not locked up yet.
05:12 And he doesn't own an island.
05:13 Right.
05:14 And he's still alive.
05:15 Right.
05:16 I like that Willi Wallow and Gilly got a pretty positive shout out.
05:20 Right?
05:21 Yeah.
05:22 He was shitting on DJ Akademiks.
05:23 He gets shit on a lot.
05:24 Akademiks is like a punching bag for the rap.
05:27 And he said, "Real kids listen to Wallow and Gilly."
05:29 It's pretty cool.
05:30 Yeah.
05:31 It's awesome.
05:32 Real kids with Kai and Dean on a Wallow and Gilly.
05:34 You sick old black man with no life achievements trying to destroy black...
05:38 I appreciate how you put black men in there because I read the original tweets.
05:41 They didn't have that.
05:42 Because you end up with these men.
05:44 Yeah.
05:45 Pussy don't control me.
05:46 But it's like a high.
05:47 But it's like a high.
05:48 That's how straight guys describe pussy.
05:49 Like, "Hey boy, this girl's pussy."
05:50 That's what I said when I was addicted to heroin.
05:54 Yeah.
05:55 It doesn't control me.
05:56 It's just something I like.
05:57 I just love it.
05:58 Yeah.
05:59 Typing it out like it's a porn title is just so brutally telling on himself in that one
06:05 moment.
06:06 I do respect that one love to gay people.
06:08 Yeah, one love.
06:09 That was his next line.
06:10 If it's true, but if there was no coercion, like if there was consent and everyone was
06:14 of age, if he comes through this no problem, P Diddy or is he done?
06:18 I think if everyone's of age and he's consent, it's fine.
06:21 But it sounds like he was grooming people and making people do shit.
06:23 And he's in trouble.
06:24 Okay.
06:25 I got to get a little deeper into it.
06:28 Did he do it?
06:29 Uh-huh.
06:30 That's the New York Post tomorrow.
06:32 That's the headline.
06:33 And "Pussy don't control me" is the t-shirt, right?
06:36 Oh, fuck.
06:37 Yeah.
06:38 The record, "Pussy controls me."
06:39 I think that's like a Wu-Tang lyric.
06:40 Is it?
06:41 "Pussy don't pussy control me."
06:43 "Cash rules everything around me."
06:45 Antonio Brown calls ball...
06:47 Balls.
06:48 Antonio Brown calls barstools, sports, employees, crackers.
06:53 Antonio Brown had a tweet with a sweet AI generated image of a bunch of crackers typing at a computer
06:59 because Jerry Thornton defended Tom Brady and Antonio Brown was not happy about it.
07:06 Dave Portnoy and his minions defending Tom Brady was the caption on the tweet.
07:11 Dave tweeted out, "Funny is funny."
07:13 And I have to agree.
07:14 It's a funny...
07:15 What's up, John Rich?
07:16 Nothing.
07:17 All right.
07:18 All right.
07:19 It's a very funny tweet.
07:20 But Antonio Brown, definitely CTE, definitely brain damage.
07:25 And I say, though, that is probably the most astute observation he's had since getting
07:30 CTE.
07:31 That is true.
07:32 That is 100% accurate.
07:33 I wonder if he knows that or if he just has people in his ear being like, "Yo, it's a
07:36 bunch of white people at barstools."
07:37 I mean, no, I mean, that's just correct.
07:39 It's the most intelligent thing I've seen him tweet or post or say in the last 10 years.
07:44 Is he making that observation or does he have people around him that are like, "Hey, this
07:47 would be funny."
07:48 I think he has people he sees around him.
07:49 Does that make sense?
07:50 What did Clem say?
07:51 That may not be real.
07:53 Clem said, "That's an unrealistic picture because the office is too clean."
07:57 Okay.
07:58 Yeah.
07:59 Yeah.
08:00 I mean, I can understand funny is funny, but it's also racist as fuck, right?
08:03 Yeah.
08:04 You're going to have a bunch of crackers and stuff.
08:05 It is a fact.
08:06 Yeah.
08:07 I mean, and some guy commented, I almost commented back, but obviously it's like punching the
08:10 tide.
08:11 They don't employ a single black person.
08:13 You know what I mean?
08:14 That's not true.
08:15 You're just talking about Walla Walla.
08:16 Yeah.
08:17 My good friend Za, counselor at half one at least.
08:18 You know what I mean?
08:19 Ebony and a couple more.
08:21 So it's not true.
08:22 But yeah, I mean, I guess we can throw around cracker if you're Antonio Brown.
08:25 It's the same thing when we used to talk about him on the radio, we kind of cut him a wide
08:30 berth because we think that he's either CT or legitimately insane.
08:34 Yeah.
08:35 So.
08:36 Also just don't take offense to cracker.
08:37 No, I don't mind.
08:38 Yeah.
08:39 Yeah.
08:40 Just don't.
08:41 Right.
08:42 I don't mind cracker, but it is what it is.
08:44 It is like the old Lucy K. Bennett.
08:46 There is an almost no slur for a white person.
08:49 Right.
08:50 Sorry.
08:51 I'm sorry.
08:52 Yeah.
08:53 Fuck it.
08:54 I'm going to be offended.
08:55 Fuck Antonio Brown.
08:56 Racist prick.
08:57 I like this.
08:58 I like this tweet by Antonio.
08:59 You want us to bring it?
09:00 Yeah.
09:01 You want us to bring you lingering on him calling.
09:04 He called Caitlin Clark said you look like Mel Gibson.
09:07 Not even really close.
09:08 If it was a more accurate or if it was a more accurate call, I might be like, OK, it's funny,
09:11 but it doesn't just randomly tweeted tweeted bitch look like Mel Gibson.
09:16 But he doesn't look like Mel Gibson.
09:19 She doesn't look at Mel Gibson.
09:20 No, he's just an unhinged person.
09:21 Tweets crazy shit.
09:22 Yeah.
09:23 He's one of the best follows.
09:24 Yeah.
09:25 I'll tell you, Jerry did write a good blog about the blog that got it started about kind
09:29 of jumping on that.
09:30 Yeah.
09:31 Giselle Bang, the coach.
09:33 He always talks about Antonio Brown, always talks about Giselle and like being the coach.
09:37 But he also posts the picture of them hugging at the Super Bowl.
09:40 Antonio Brown and Giselle.
09:41 Yeah.
09:42 And alludes to the fact that they had sex at some point.
09:44 You know what I mean?
09:45 Yeah.
09:46 Yeah.
09:47 And Antonio Brown was going crazy.
09:48 I mean, Tom Brady invited him to stay in his home and live with him for weeks.
09:54 And then Antonio Brown repays him by doing that.
09:57 So it's just a scumbag move.
09:58 Imagine if Giselle was having like an affair with one of her students.
10:01 Jerry would have a field day.
10:02 Oh, the world.
10:03 Yeah.
10:04 I did a blog.
10:05 I can't even remember what it was.
10:06 And I sat down, I typed it.
10:07 And then, you know, you're about to submit it to the editor.
10:08 And I did just as Jerry's blog on the same day.
10:09 And I was like, I'm going to send it to you.
10:10 And I sent it to Jerry.
10:11 And I was like, I'm going to send it to you.
10:12 And I was like, I'm going to send it to you.
10:13 And then, you know, you're about to submit it to the editor.
10:20 Sure.
10:21 Yeah.
10:22 Yeah.
10:23 Yeah.
10:24 Yeah.
10:25 Yeah.
10:26 So what the hell is her name again?
10:27 Gina Carano.
10:28 Yeah.
10:29 Gina Carano.
10:30 Yeah.
10:31 Yeah.
10:32 Gina Carano.
10:33 We'll have an Elon Musk pick up her legal fees against Disney or whatever.
10:34 And, you know, like a lot of times you're like, oh, just put it out there.
10:35 But Jerry is such a good fucking writer that you don't want it to be apples to apples.
10:37 Yeah.
10:38 No.
10:39 You don't want your blog compared to his.
10:40 Yeah.
10:41 You'll be trounced.
10:42 Yeah.
10:43 Shout out to Jerry Thornton and all this.
10:44 Fuck you, Antonio Brown.
10:45 Yeah.
10:46 A new beef added to the log.
10:47 I mean, funny isn't funny.
10:50 If I were to put in like urban dictionary, like a picture to accompany the word cracker,
10:55 it would be Jerry Thornton.
10:56 He looks like a cracker.
10:57 Or me.
10:58 Or Clem.
10:59 Yeah.
11:00 I think you and Jerry specifically, like if I had a picture of a fucking cracker, like
11:04 that's right there.
11:05 Two more of us would be a sleeve.
11:07 Yeah.
11:08 I'm a Kansas City chief super fan.
11:10 Chiefs a holic lawyers out in the weirdest video ever.
11:17 Chiefs a holics looking at 50 years in prison and about half a million dollars in restitution
11:21 payments for the bank robberies that he did.
11:25 But his lawyer came out and just did a bunch of football puns and told chiefs kingdom to
11:31 rally around him.
11:32 Like he like he robbed banks.
11:34 He didn't.
11:35 Bad guy.
11:36 Thug.
11:37 He just like saved someone's life and just something.
11:40 Yeah.
11:41 Half a million dollars in restitution payments, money laundering, transporting stolen property
11:45 across state lines.
11:47 Fifty years in prison with a bank robbery.
11:49 This is fucking big deal.
11:51 Yeah.
11:52 I can't stand, though, the puns.
11:53 Yeah.
11:54 Like he got paid for the pun.
11:55 Well, like whenever Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce started dating, all they started doing
11:59 was puns on like ESPN.
12:01 Like, yeah, yeah.
12:02 Of her songs.
12:03 And it's like, why are we doing this?
12:04 And then his lawyer comes out and just does all these weird like in the pocket getting
12:09 blitzed from the beginning of this case.
12:11 The government's been blitzing and Xavier's pocket is collapsing.
12:16 But today he stepped up into the pressure.
12:18 That's awful.
12:19 And I hope he has a tight end if he winds up in prison.
12:22 Yeah.
12:23 I guess you would be the opposite of the soap.
12:25 You'd want the opposite of a tight.
12:26 It's going to be rough.
12:27 Right.
12:28 For you.
12:29 Yeah.
12:30 The but yeah, I think this is indicative of all as a Chargers fan.
12:32 I can tell you it's indicative of all Chiefs fans out there.
12:35 Both this lawyer and Chiefs of Holic himself.
12:37 It's a sad day that the champions are represented by scumbag criminal losers like this.
12:41 So it is what it is.
12:42 I hate to see it.
12:43 Has there been anything like this with like a fan of any other sports team?
12:48 Like this is he was robbing banks.
12:50 I mean, Chiefs of Holic.
12:52 All credit to Boltman, representative of the Chargers, went to court to try to defend the
12:58 establishment of the franchise in San Diego and stop them from moving to L.A.
13:02 That's what our franchise is about.
13:04 Theirs is about robbing and stealing and taking illicit goods across state lines.
13:08 Boltman's like a superhero.
13:09 Literal superhero.
13:11 And then you got scumbags like this and Raiders fans who are the worst.
13:14 Like I'm surprised.
13:15 Like Fireman Ed.
13:16 Like has he robbed the bank?
13:18 Like no, but he I don't get Fireman Ed.
13:20 Fireman Ed gave up.
13:21 He quit on the franchise and then he's like, he tried to come back and be like, hey, everybody,
13:25 I'm here.
13:26 And they took him back.
13:27 That was the that was the most pathetic thing I'd ever seen.
13:29 And it really pisses me off that the Jets accepted him back.
13:32 And Jets fans, I know, like mostly I still don't really like him, but like that, I think
13:35 that the Jets as an organization should have banned him for life for giving up on the franchise.
13:39 Gone forever.
13:40 The Jets, though.
13:41 But you think East Coast are like, yeah, we're getting a new guy.
13:45 We're hard on people.
13:46 We're not going to just like let someone come crawling back.
13:48 And they did.
13:49 They gave up on you.
13:50 Like everyone else sitting there suffering through the Jets fandom.
13:52 And he quit on them.
13:53 And he vocally quit.
13:54 I hate that.
13:55 I hate that.
13:56 I think he's going to be the next thing in Mangold.
13:57 Mangold will be the great representative.
14:01 But I think I think fireman Ed gets on someone's shoulders.
14:04 I think Nick Mangold might have a little trouble.
14:06 Doesn't he like get on someone's shoulders and like lead the chant sometime?
14:08 I think he just does it from like the top of the thing or something.
14:11 I need more of his hot sauce or barbecue sauce, by the way.
14:13 Oh, yeah.
14:14 Yeah.
14:15 No free ads.
14:16 Shout out, Nick.
14:17 Yeah.
14:18 Kanye's wife, Bianca, may face prison time for walking around Paris with her vagina out.
14:23 Bianca was photographed in Paris in a revealing outfit.
14:26 She's wearing sheer see-through stockings with no underwear.
14:29 Her vagina is fully exposed.
14:31 She is reportedly facing one year in prison or fine 15,000 euros.
14:36 Fucking girls can't have fun anymore?
14:37 I mean, Paris is like the fashion capital of the world.
14:41 You'd think if there's any place you can walk around with your vagina out in some stockings,
14:46 it's Paris.
14:47 But apparently not.
14:48 I assumed all of Western Europe was just like that.
14:49 Like Eastern Europe, yeah, you're going to have a rougher time.
14:52 It figured Western Europe, that's just cool.
14:54 Yeah.
14:55 I mean, Ireland is in Western Europe.
14:56 You don't see a lot of Colleens.
14:57 I don't.
14:58 Yeah.
14:59 Let's say mainland Western Europe, I guess.
15:00 Let's be more geographically specific.
15:02 Tearing out the peep.
15:03 Yeah.
15:04 I sort of follow her.
15:05 I don't follow Kanye, but I follow her because she wears some wild ass shit and she's intriguing
15:10 to me.
15:11 Yeah.
15:12 I tried to see the unblurred images of this 52 year old bunk.
15:16 I don't give a fuck.
15:17 I couldn't find them.
15:18 I couldn't find them.
15:19 Yeah, I did some extensive stuff until my phone blew up.
15:23 I will say, think about it this way.
15:24 Go.
15:25 She's Italian.
15:26 Yeah.
15:27 It's not a big deal.
15:28 Yeah.
15:29 And it's literally in her name.
15:30 Sensory.
15:31 She doesn't want to be sensory anymore.
15:32 Yeah.
15:33 Be uncensored.
15:34 You're right.
15:35 I think if you're going to get away with this anywhere, it's New York or Paris.
15:38 Yeah.
15:39 Those would be the two places that you would think.
15:41 Exactly.
15:42 I mean, Kanye made the most famous song about Paris.
15:44 You figure he could get away with anything there.
15:45 Yeah.
15:46 I mean, New York City, you can do whatever you want.
15:47 You can swing a pipe in front of the office at people.
15:50 You're right back in your spot.
15:51 Two hours later, you have a homeless camp outside the office.
15:54 Absolutely.
15:55 Have we talked about that already?
15:56 About the homeless guy?
15:57 There's a homeless guy that lives outside of our office.
16:01 And I was walking in one day.
16:03 I think I told you and he called me a bubble butt.
16:05 And I was wearing like an overcoat.
16:07 You know, like I have a lot of things wrong with me.
16:09 Yeah.
16:10 Perfect.
16:11 Yes.
16:12 And I didn't say anything back.
16:13 I just kind of went about my way.
16:15 And I thought the guy was kind of harmless.
16:16 But then he swung a pipe at Jordan.
16:20 Jordan Berry.
16:21 I believe so.
16:22 JB.
16:23 Why?
16:24 Because he was a fucking asshole and took a poke at her.
16:26 Mr. And Jordan, who works booking all the talent that shows.
16:32 She's wonderful.
16:33 Donated kidney to her dad.
16:34 Yeah.
16:35 Jordan.
16:36 Oh, I love her.
16:37 I'd like to say the other Jordan came out to help her.
16:39 Oh, yeah.
16:40 And and then fucking Pat, who's our favorite security guard in the world.
16:44 Yeah.
16:45 Fucking greatest.
16:46 He went down because Jordan came up, obviously upset and said, Pat, this what's going on?
16:49 He went.
16:50 And then the guy kind of made a run at Pat before they call the cops and packed them
16:54 up.
16:55 He's had that little rat pile there, you know, like rotten.
16:58 Yeah.
16:59 So, no, they took him down to the station and he was gone for about three hours.
17:03 And then three hours later, he's just back in his spot.
17:06 Maybe he might be the nicest human here.
17:08 Taking a swing at her.
17:09 It's like to get a swing at God.
17:10 That's crazy.
17:11 And Pat to the nice.
17:13 That's why you're in three days later.
17:15 The guy is doing a cracker references.
17:17 Barstow.
17:18 Yeah, there is a nice connection.
17:19 Yeah, I can homeless.
17:20 Yeah.
17:21 Yeah.
17:22 You can you can do whatever you want.
17:23 You walk around your pussy up.
17:24 No one care.
17:25 No one bat an eye.
17:26 No one bat an eye.
17:27 I would not even take a picture.
17:28 I just guess what I said.
17:29 I got my text.
17:30 I want to be like somebody's walking around with a right now.
17:33 I was in Port Authority and I'd seen a homeless man masturbating to a homeless woman who was
17:38 taking a shit.
17:39 And I was like, you don't see that on the brochure.
17:41 But that's like that's a port authority.
17:43 A lot of people coming to New York for the first time.
17:45 And that's, you know, that's the first thing you see.
17:47 Yeah, as you buy in the fucking bank of the statue.
17:50 Yeah, I love a New York shirt.
17:51 Yeah.
17:52 What is the weirdest thing you've seen in New York?
17:54 That's up there.
17:55 I remember I went to school in the Lower East Side.
17:58 And back when Dinkins was mayor, it was pretty bad.
18:00 Bulletproof fucking glass and paper hats.
18:03 And I had stepped in bum vomit and I was so fucking pissed.
18:08 I threw my my book bag and it landed in bum shit.
18:11 And it's like before they sold like fucking bottled water.
18:15 You know, like, yeah, that's how old I am.
18:17 So I went I got like a seltzer from a bodega to wipe, you know, like kind of try to spray
18:21 off my bag.
18:22 And while I was there, I got a chocodile because you got to treat yourself and a chocodile
18:25 is a chocolate Twinkie.
18:26 But it wasn't in a clear plastic thing like a Twinkie.
18:29 It had like a non see through wrapper.
18:32 So I took a bite of chocodile, pull the rest down.
18:34 There was another bite on the other end already.
18:35 I was like, what the fuck's going on?
18:36 Yeah, it's a rough day for a New Yorker.
18:39 It's a rough day.
18:40 Yeah.
18:41 And then the guy jerking off to the girl taking the shit is also up there.
18:43 That's rough.
18:44 Yeah.
18:45 Did you get a new backpack?
18:46 Yeah, I got that one.
18:47 I got my books out.
18:48 You throw that one out.
18:49 I kept the shoes.
18:50 I ditched the backpack.
18:51 I got a free backpack.
18:52 Yeah.
18:53 What about you, Ken Jack?
18:54 You lived here.
18:55 I think the very early, like probably when I was 22 and I moved here and one of the first
19:02 things I saw was like my first commute train down, just sitting there in the train, really
19:08 packed one train coming down from like like literal like way up and just a homeless guy
19:13 just cranking one out right in front of me.
19:15 Like I turned it just like he couldn't do it.
19:18 It was polite.
19:19 He was doing underneath his pants, but just.
19:22 Yeah, it was beating the shit up.
19:25 It was bad.
19:26 Yeah.
19:27 Yeah.
19:28 Yeah.
19:29 Yeah.
19:30 Make a little cubicle.
19:31 Exactly.
19:32 Yeah.
19:33 Interesting transition.
19:34 Comedian Richard Lewis passed away of a heart attack at 76.
19:38 The comedian was most recently known for playing himself in Curb Your Enthusiasm.
19:44 He got diagnosed with Parkinson's disease, I believe.
19:48 He's also appeared in Robert Hoodman in tights.
19:50 I think he was a bad guy in that.
19:52 The king.
19:55 Anything but love.
19:56 Seventh Heaven and leaving Las Vegas.
19:59 Fun fact, Richard Lewis and Larry David were born three days apart from each other in the
20:03 same hospital.
20:04 They've known each other most their lives.
20:06 They went to the same Jewish summer camp together when they were 13.
20:11 And then I think it's called All American.
20:14 And then they lost contact.
20:15 He said they hated each other too.
20:18 They hated each other at camp.
20:19 Yeah.
20:20 Then they lost contact.
20:21 And then they reconnected like 14 years later when they were in their 20s.
20:25 And then became fast friends.
20:27 And then I think Larry put out the statement, "I was sobbing uncontrollably because of the
20:34 passing of Richard Lewis.
20:36 I'll never forgive him for doing this to me."
20:38 You know, Larry made it about himself, which is a good thing.
20:42 We just did the podcast, Ribs and I, History's Toughest Jews.
20:47 And we put a bunch of good ones in.
20:49 Neither of those guys were on that fucking list.
20:51 Richard Lewis seemed like he could fucking knock him out with a paper straw.
20:56 Yeah.
20:57 Yeah.
20:58 He's just a hysterical dude.
20:59 So funny on Caribbean Two Sam.
21:01 So, so funny.
21:02 Really dry.
21:03 Dark.
21:04 Yeah.
21:05 Like back in the day, he was like an elite stand-up.
21:07 Yeah.
21:08 Yeah.
21:09 Because he was diagnosed with Parkinson's disease, was there any like urgency to get
21:13 the last season of Curb out?
21:14 Because I know this is the last season.
21:15 Yeah.
21:16 I don't know.
21:17 But they, and they talk about like one of the last episodes was them doing, cracking
21:20 all these jokes about him putting Larry into his will.
21:22 So there's a whole bunch of jokes about that.
21:24 Yeah.
21:25 Yeah.
21:26 That's right.
21:27 Just in this last, I think not this last episode, but the one before.
21:28 And Larry said, "The only reason you're putting me in, because you want to be in mine."
21:30 Exactly.
21:31 Yeah.
21:32 Yeah.
21:33 Yeah.
21:34 It was a really funny episode too.
21:35 That was a really good one.
21:36 Yeah.
21:37 And I think the guy, like, I don't know if you ever heard, but Mel Brooks has a theater
21:44 in his house and he used to invite over Carl Reiner and they used to watch movies almost
21:49 like a mystery science theater 3000.
21:50 Yeah.
21:51 Commentate on it.
21:52 Comments on it.
21:53 And even if you're not a fan of both of those guys, you got to think to be a fly on the
21:56 wall during this filming of them, you know, tearing apart, even like an old Brooks, an
22:01 old Mel Brooks movie would be.
22:02 Two of the funniest dudes, man.
22:03 They were.
22:04 Same thing.
22:05 Yeah.
22:06 I sat down at a fucking deli with them and kind of hung out.
22:08 It must be absolutely amazing.
22:10 So big loss.
22:11 Yeah.
22:12 Yeah.
22:13 After show, Ben Mintz is donating a thousand dollars to the speeches fund.
22:19 If you watch the unnamed show today, it's a short, it's the show's had a short run,
22:25 but an all time moment so far when Ben Mintz won, got.
22:30 What's up?
22:31 No, when Ben Mintz got kicked off the show for saying he's donating a thousand dollars
22:37 of his like 14 K winnings to the miss peaches fund.
22:40 To show as a gesture of goodwill and cause I love what Dave's doing with miss peaches,
22:45 donating a thousand of my money to your life on charity.
22:48 Oh, I have a pocket.
22:49 You won 14.
22:50 That's one for teeth of your.
22:51 Get him off.
22:52 That was the most insulting thing he's done.
22:53 No, no, no.
22:54 Bring him back.
22:55 That's.
22:56 I think he thought that was going to be the hammer.
23:04 Disgusting.
23:05 I thought for sure he's doing the whole thing.
23:10 At least half.
23:11 That was, I've thought about it deeply.
23:15 I give one 14th of what I'd want.
23:18 This is why you'll never be fixed.
23:20 You thought that was going to be the hammer.
23:22 You're like the thousand dollars going to solve all the problems.
23:28 That's one eighth of miss peaches.
23:29 Goddamn bull.
23:30 I cannot believe he, the way he said that I've given this deep thought.
23:37 I was going to donate a thousand bucks.
23:40 You want 14,000.
23:41 Hold on.
23:42 Hold on.
23:43 Mids.
23:44 Large found this guy on Tik Tok.
23:47 What is his name?
23:49 Steve does it.
23:50 He does.
23:51 What is it?
23:52 Sean does.
23:53 Sean does talks.
23:54 Shout out to him.
23:55 I know he's picked up a ton of followers and he's, he has a tick tock out lamenting how
23:59 he's gotten his followers.
24:00 Cause I think he's a legitimate comedian and whatnot.
24:02 I haven't followed him, so I don't know anything about it, but incredibly talented the way
24:06 that he does Dave's voice.
24:08 And he walks in on, you know, a knife next to a dead body saying peaches.
24:14 How'd you learn to use a knife?
24:15 And he's got another one with like the nuclear football.
24:17 Like, how'd you get the nuclear codes?
24:19 He's very, very funny.
24:21 This dude and fucking Mincy went in 14 K and then donating a thousand.
24:28 I wrote the blog.
24:29 No speeches is the worst thing that ever happened to Ben Mince.
24:33 And then that day, that day, as soon as I hit fucking send on it, that's what had happened.
24:38 Cause Dave's all a Dave's like compassion now goes to a dog that eats his hats and his
24:45 wallets and his stuff.
24:46 And that compassion and money and time used to be dedicated to Ben Mince.
24:50 And we did it more of like a metaphorically speaking.
24:53 Yeah, yeah, exactly.
24:54 We do the same thing though.
24:55 Eat into his wallet and shit on his rug.
24:58 And now he doesn't have that patience anymore.
25:00 So Ben's fucked.
25:01 So I don't know what the fallout of this cause it only happened last night.
25:04 Or did it happen today?
25:05 Today I was a dollars out of 14 grand.
25:07 So, so I think the way Ben was struggling to explain it because he had backers, he had
25:13 to pay back his backers.
25:14 He did a piss poor job of trying to explain like how much money he actually made out of
25:18 this tournament.
25:20 And I think it would have come off a little bit better if he did a better job explaining
25:22 that.
25:23 But that's just the Mince effect.
25:25 But I know he made more than a thousand.
25:27 I think he made 2,500 total.
25:28 Oh really?
25:29 That's it?
25:30 Yeah.
25:31 And the rest went to his backers.
25:32 Okay.
25:33 I thought I was 14k.
25:34 Okay.
25:35 So it was 14,000.
25:36 I thought it was a 2,500 and we won't, I thought it was a 2,500 all a buy-in that he had to
25:39 pay back.
25:40 So I thought like his take was somewhere at 10 or 11 grand.
25:43 So let's say it was only 2,500.
25:45 That's the easiest decision to make.
25:46 This is what I made.
25:47 Here's the fucking receipt.
25:48 You got it all.
25:49 2,500.
25:50 You know what I mean?
25:51 Yeah.
25:52 So Ben just consistently managing to put his foot in his mouth.
25:55 And I'm a Ben Stan, almost a Ben Sip.
25:58 Same team mate.
25:59 Hugs with the cause with him.
26:00 Yeah, yeah.
26:01 So a team is stacked by the way.
26:03 So thoughts and prayers, but he can't fucking get a break.
26:06 They're kids.
26:07 Yeah.
26:08 Poor guy.
26:09 Marty over there.
26:10 Yeah.
26:11 Marty.
26:12 You got to hit off a major league player.
26:13 Yeah.
26:14 Marty and I are like casual friends.
26:16 Every time he does something physical like this, I'm a huge fucking-- I'm pulling for
26:20 Marty no matter what he does.
26:21 Yeah.
26:22 More than anything else.
26:23 He's been saying for a while how he could bat 100 off major league pitchers.
26:25 I think I was like, no way.
26:27 There's not a chance.
26:28 It's a major league pitcher.
26:29 When he fought Ruffin Rowdy, I was the only guy that called him.
26:31 Right?
26:32 We had the radio show.
26:33 We brought him in.
26:34 I was the only guy when he fought Matt Brown.
26:35 Oh, no.
26:36 I was the only guy.
26:37 I was like, I'm fucking-- I just shouldn't say I'm the only guy.
26:39 I'm further than much.
26:40 But I was very vocal about it.
26:41 And I got into it.
26:42 And then the only reason I get into this fucking thing is because of him.
26:43 I don't know why I find love-- I'm the only one who finds love.
26:44 If you--
26:45 Definitely not.
26:46 I was like-- it was honestly the coolest thing I've ever done.
26:47 I was like baseball-- I played baseball growing up.
26:48 And it was like facing major league pitchers is always a cool thing.
26:49 And the funny thing is like people are like, oh, these pitchers just suck.
26:50 It's like, I think I might just be good.
26:51 Yeah.
26:52 No one's going to give you your flowers.
26:53 Yeah.
26:54 The goal line gets changed every time.
26:55 But it was seriously-- and I'm not saying that I'm not a fan of the-- I'm not saying
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