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00:00:00 Dude, I would be so pissed.

00:00:02 *laughs*

00:00:04 Bro, there's so many nights where you're like,

00:00:06 "You f***ed me that night."

00:00:08 I'm like, "I don't think so, but..."

00:00:10 *laughs*

00:00:12 "If it's in a legal document, I might have."

00:00:14 *laughs*

00:00:16 *piano music*

00:00:18 It's another edition of KFC Radio on the Barstool Sports Network.

00:00:26 Do you know what I love about America, Fidelberg?

00:00:28 American ingenuity.

00:00:30 That's what this country runs on.

00:00:32 You know what's...

00:00:34 Look at that, it's perfect.

00:00:36 You know what's ingenuity?

00:00:38 You know what's genius?

00:00:40 Chicken pizza.

00:00:42 Chizza.

00:00:44 Look how nice that piece of chicken is right there.

00:00:46 It's genuinely...

00:00:48 I'm gonna break K-Fabe here a little bit.

00:00:50 It's genuinely really, really good.

00:00:52 *laughs*

00:00:54 I'm not even trying to do like, "It's amazing!"

00:00:56 No, this is my real voice.

00:00:58 This is really, really good.

00:01:00 It's chicken.

00:01:02 Breaded chicken. Delicious white meat,

00:01:04 breaded chicken, with melty cheese.

00:01:06 A little parm on top.

00:01:08 It's a chicken parm, and then you throw pepperoni on it.

00:01:10 It's a chizza.

00:01:12 It's not chicken. Not just chicken parm.

00:01:14 It's not just pizza.

00:01:16 It's a chizza.

00:01:18 It's great.

00:01:20 Oh my god.

00:01:22 Bro, that hits.

00:01:24 I don't think I've had a vegetable since I started advertising these.

00:01:26 That hits, dude.

00:01:28 That...

00:01:30 You know what? If this was at some like...

00:01:32 Michelin star

00:01:34 New York restaurant,

00:01:36 they'd be like, "Oh, the new thing you gotta try in New York,

00:01:38 the line's out the door and around the corner!"

00:01:40 KFC's doing it.

00:01:42 You can get it right now at the drive-thru.

00:01:44 For nothing.

00:01:46 I mean...

00:01:48 Literally, it's finger-licking good. I'm licking my fingers here.

00:01:50 So go get your chizza, man.

00:01:52 It's...

00:01:54 This thing is like a full-blown meal.

00:01:56 All in a nice little KFC box.

00:01:58 Get it.

00:02:00 Get it for you. Get it for the family.

00:02:02 It's breakfast, lunch, dinner.

00:02:04 It goes all day long, every day. Get your chizza.

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00:02:08 I was so close last night

00:02:14 to having

00:02:16 what would have been

00:02:18 maybe the best Barstool moment in history.

00:02:20 [laughter]

00:02:22 We were...

00:02:24 People don't realize this.

00:02:26 Everyone last night was sitting at home,

00:02:28 watching TV, maybe tucked into bed,

00:02:30 just having a nice little night,

00:02:32 not even realizing how close we were

00:02:34 to the most ironic

00:02:36 thing to ever happen

00:02:38 to the internet.

00:02:40 Last night,

00:02:42 John Feidelberg almost died in a tornado.

00:02:44 [laughter]

00:02:46 We are being moved to a shelter

00:02:48 in the airport. We've just been evacuated

00:02:50 from the Skylound. Our flight's been

00:02:52 delayed three times.

00:02:54 I made a guarantee

00:02:56 to never die in a tornado.

00:02:58 I'm gonna do everything

00:03:00 I can to stick to it.

00:03:02 But there is a part

00:03:04 of it that's out of my hands.

00:03:06 [laughter]

00:03:08 It is

00:03:10 the one thing... It was a bit tight,

00:03:12 guys. It was a little tight.

00:03:14 It's the one thing that John

00:03:16 has ever truly taken a stand on.

00:03:18 Everything else is like, "I don't know, man.

00:03:20 It's cool. It's not cool. I'll do it. I won't do it."

00:03:22 Whatever. The one thing

00:03:24 John has definitively said

00:03:26 on this show

00:03:28 multiple times, "I will not

00:03:30 die in a tornado." And last night

00:03:32 we came this close.

00:03:34 Last night, to be fair to me,

00:03:36 it was kinda out of

00:03:38 my hands.

00:03:40 If I was in a building,

00:03:42 if I was in...

00:03:44 Oh, here come the excuses.

00:03:46 Here comes the excuse train on how it would

00:03:48 be okay if you died in a tornado.

00:03:50 No excuses necessary. I survived it.

00:03:52 I'm only more emboldened now.

00:03:54 Tornado is even more pussy than I thought.

00:03:56 You had your shot, tornado.

00:03:58 You come with the king, you best not miss, tornado.

00:04:00 But, D, I was like,

00:04:02 if I was in a building, I'd go to the basement,

00:04:04 or I'd fucking get in a car.

00:04:06 I stuck in an airport. And they were like...

00:04:08 Yeah, well, what do you do? There's no basements in airports, are there?

00:04:10 No. So...

00:04:12 A lot of windows. A lot of windows!

00:04:14 Owen did have the great idea

00:04:16 we should get in a plane.

00:04:18 Like, on the ground? Yeah.

00:04:20 And then if it comes and takes you... You can just fly!

00:04:22 That's like when

00:04:24 an escalator's broken. You just walk on it.

00:04:26 Oh no, this plane's in the sky!

00:04:28 The best thing to be in when you're

00:04:30 falling out of the sky is a plane.

00:04:32 Pretty sound argument.

00:04:36 I mean, I feel like, yeah,

00:04:38 it's almost like

00:04:40 pushing a car, and you jump start it.

00:04:42 I feel like the pilot could just be like...

00:04:44 And you just...

00:04:46 You start off, and then you just go.

00:04:48 Just board us! Just board us! Let's go!

00:04:50 But we had heard a little whispers around the Chicago office

00:04:54 that day, that there was hail

00:04:56 and tornadoes.

00:04:58 Didn't really think anything of it. Get to the airport,

00:05:00 all's good for an hour...

00:05:02 Amber alerts start going off.

00:05:08 And all of us just ignored that.

00:05:10 Then the bartender

00:05:12 in the Delta Lounge came. He's like, "You guys gotta get away from the windows."

00:05:14 And we're like, "Okay."

00:05:16 So we move to the middle

00:05:18 of the Delta Lounge.

00:05:20 And they make an announcement. "You guys gotta get out of the Delta Lounge.

00:05:22 We're evacuating. Shelter in place."

00:05:24 Or safe, whatever it is.

00:05:26 And they evacuate us to a shelter,

00:05:28 which is just the concourse.

00:05:30 There really wasn't...

00:05:32 I thought they were doing it by Gate M13.

00:05:34 And then we just sat there.

00:05:36 But I had called

00:05:38 my dad. And at this point, I'm like...

00:05:40 I'm not nervous nervous,

00:05:42 but I do have in the back of my mind,

00:05:44 "If anyone's gonna die here, it's gonna be me.

00:05:46 I've made the fucking promise I won't die.

00:05:48 Of course it's gonna come for me."

00:05:50 I was 0% nervous.

00:05:52 I wasn't even thinking about it.

00:05:54 I was just mad that we got kicked out of the Delta Lounge.

00:05:56 And then a couple minutes passed, and Fides came over.

00:06:00 He was like, "So, scale of 1 to 10, how nervous are we?"

00:06:02 I was like, "I don't know. Should we be nervous?"

00:06:04 He said a 4, and then I started getting really nervous.

00:06:06 [laughter]

00:06:08 'Cause you know a 4 needs a 6.

00:06:10 But it's more like...

00:06:12 It's, you know, the script.

00:06:14 We see these things all the time in the world.

00:06:16 It's not that the tornado...

00:06:18 It could've been a Category 1 or F1,

00:06:20 however they do it, the smallest one.

00:06:22 But the script says

00:06:24 that Fidelberg needs to die somehow.

00:06:26 So it could be like one thing fell from the sky.

00:06:28 Bam! Right in your head.

00:06:30 When they got us away from Windows, they didn't get us very far from the house.

00:06:32 We were directly below Windows.

00:06:34 You can't get away from Windows in airports. They're everywhere.

00:06:36 But the...

00:06:38 So we were sitting there for like an hour.

00:06:40 And I had called my dad

00:06:42 earlier when I got to the airport.

00:06:44 Didn't know anything was going on, just calling him in the chat.

00:06:46 He didn't answer, so he calls me back.

00:06:48 And...

00:06:50 He was like,

00:06:52 "What's going on?" And I said, "Nothing.

00:06:54 What's up with you?" And he's like,

00:06:56 "Nothing. You don't sound so good."

00:06:58 And I was like, "Um...

00:07:00 I'm just getting sheltered in place."

00:07:02 Because, mind you, I'm sitting on the ground.

00:07:04 Amber Alerts are still

00:07:06 aimlessly going off.

00:07:08 It's not in unison like they were, but they're still...

00:07:10 What's that about when that happens?

00:07:12 Like, what? They're less important

00:07:14 or more important than me? They get a before or after me?

00:07:16 What the fuck's that?

00:07:18 So they're going off here and there.

00:07:20 And then they're

00:07:22 closing all the stores.

00:07:24 All the stores in the airport are getting closed.

00:07:26 Over the speaker

00:07:28 isn't a tornado warning.

00:07:30 It's a tornado is coming for the airport.

00:07:32 Seek safety.

00:07:34 Is that a recording or a person

00:07:36 talking? I think it was a recording.

00:07:38 But either way,

00:07:40 this is not like a...

00:07:42 It wasn't like a tornado warning.

00:07:44 It's like, "There's a tornado coming. Get ready."

00:07:46 So I'm sitting on the floor, and he's like, "What's wrong?"

00:07:48 I was like, "Nothing. Nothing. It's like a tornado...

00:07:50 It's like a tornado

00:07:52 shelter

00:07:54 thing."

00:07:56 And he's like, "What?"

00:07:58 He goes, "Oh. What are you doing?"

00:08:00 And I was like, "I'm like sitting on the floor

00:08:02 in the shelter."

00:08:04 He goes, "Yeah."

00:08:06 I started reading Gone Girl.

00:08:10 [laughter]

00:08:12 Because it's a lot like the movie.

00:08:16 I was like, "I know, Dad!"

00:08:18 I was so stressed out in the moment. I was like,

00:08:20 "Dude, I know what the

00:08:22 fucking book Gone Girl is like!"

00:08:24 And then he goes, "It's a lot like the movie so far."

00:08:26 I was like, "It's gonna be like the movie the whole time!"

00:08:28 The beginning, the middle, and the end!

00:08:30 It's the same thing as Gone Girl the movie!

00:08:32 I'm about to die in a tornado, and that book is gonna be

00:08:34 just like the movie the whole time!

00:08:36 [laughter]

00:08:38 Yo, if that ain't

00:08:42 the most father-son conversation

00:08:44 ever.

00:08:46 In most cases, I feel like

00:08:48 you just wouldn't even have a final conversation

00:08:50 with your dad. You'd just be like, "I don't know. I died, Dad.

00:08:52 Sorry." But in this case,

00:08:54 you're on the phone with him, and he just blatantly

00:08:56 ignores the

00:08:58 shelter-in-place information he just

00:09:00 received to talk about some

00:09:02 random-ass shit that

00:09:04 even if he was making sense

00:09:06 would not have really been appropriate at the time.

00:09:08 It was hilarious.

00:09:10 And then I was like...

00:09:12 Not that I wanted to have any kind of...

00:09:14 I had a little stress going about what was

00:09:16 going on. I didn't want to talk, but I was like...

00:09:18 I just wanted to

00:09:20 not talk. And then

00:09:22 he keeps going on. He's like...

00:09:24 "This question's a lot like Ben Affleck." "I went to the library

00:09:26 to get it. I was like, 'Pretty good.

00:09:28 Yeah, that's cool.'" "I'll be honest. That actually is

00:09:30 a pretty crazy piece of information.

00:09:32 Going to the library."

00:09:34 "Yeah, I've been trying to get into some new books. I usually

00:09:36 read the same books a lot. A lot of John Grisham,

00:09:38 Tom Clancy. I did the same as a kid. I was going,

00:09:40 'Yeah, yeah.'"

00:09:42 [laughter]

00:09:44 "Fucking windows are banging.

00:09:46 Alarms are going off."

00:09:48 "Alright, I'll catch you later, dude."

00:09:50 "Dude, that's so goddamn funny.

00:09:52 The only person who probably would have been

00:09:54 worse to call was Polly. She probably would have been like,

00:09:56 'Gotta go. Click.

00:09:58 I'm in the middle of my programs. Bye.'"

00:10:00 "Man, I would have loved you to

00:10:02 die in that tornado." "I know. It would have been

00:10:04 really funny." "I mean, truly,

00:10:06 what a way to go.

00:10:08 The exact way you said you wouldn't.

00:10:10 The only problem with you

00:10:12 dying of a tornado is that you wouldn't be alive

00:10:14 for me to dunk on you.

00:10:16 We would all do it. We'd have a fucking

00:10:18 parade on your ass.

00:10:20 Twitter would be

00:10:22 exploding.

00:10:24 Be lit up with dead John memes.

00:10:26 The funeral would be great.

00:10:28 Everybody would be crying. I'd be up there going,

00:10:30 'But I mean, come on!

00:10:32 Pretty, pretty cool though, right?'

00:10:34 He called his shot, technically."

00:10:36 "I texted you. I was like, 'Don't let me live

00:10:38 this down?'"

00:10:40 "I mean..." "Don't let me die

00:10:42 it down." "Don't let me

00:10:44 die this down."

00:10:46 [laughter]

00:10:48 "Bro, I would have just

00:10:50 loved for you then to just swoop

00:10:52 up your brick ass. You're just

00:10:54 big fucking brolic ass just flying

00:10:56 away in the fucking tornado. The only

00:10:58 person. Just like a little skinny one, rips

00:11:00 through the fucking causeway.

00:11:02 Pabs is fine. Owens is fine. John just

00:11:04 ripped out of the fucking ceiling."

00:11:06 It was right

00:11:08 after...

00:11:10 We talked a little bit about the combine

00:11:12 episode, but I didn't get the chance

00:11:14 to see. I didn't realize we were streaming

00:11:16 live in the moment. So,

00:11:18 I mean, the world reacting to your

00:11:20 bench was awesome. Trent just

00:11:22 being like, 'You're the strongest man alive!

00:11:24 You have no business.

00:11:26 Like, Will is supposed

00:11:28 to be like that. You have no business

00:11:30 being that strong.

00:11:32 It's very impressive. I almost

00:11:34 challenge you, like, why?

00:11:36 Why are you that strong? It's insane.

00:11:38 Like, what's the point

00:11:40 of just being a normal person

00:11:42 who's that strong? You have to go become like a wrestler

00:11:44 or something now, dude.

00:11:46 Like, you're just a blogger and a

00:11:48 podcaster who can put up

00:11:50 45 on the bench. Like, that's crazy.

00:11:52 Yeah, I don't know.

00:11:54 If I were you,

00:11:56 that's like if you're

00:11:58 dieting and you have a goal,

00:12:00 you want to lose weight, and you hop on the scale, and you've

00:12:02 already hit your weight, and you're just like, 'I'm going to stop my diet.'

00:12:04 Just stop working out. You're strong enough.

00:12:06 That was... Bro, there was a moment

00:12:08 probably like your

00:12:10 6th, 7th, 1 in.

00:12:12 The bar was like...

00:12:14 Like, the weights

00:12:16 were still going up while he was ready

00:12:18 to go back down because he was throwing it

00:12:20 off his chest.

00:12:22 Like, a bunch of people in the office

00:12:24 physically couldn't even lift it

00:12:26 once. You were throwing it in the air.

00:12:28 Strongest man alive.

00:12:30 I don't know. And that's what's funny, though,

00:12:32 because people were... I guess, you know,

00:12:34 we talk about you being like a mess.

00:12:36 It's never

00:12:38 been that you're

00:12:40 weak. It's that you're a mess.

00:12:42 You eat a lot of candy, and your bed's a mess,

00:12:44 but it's never been like, 'John's not strong

00:12:46 or in shape.' But I guess

00:12:48 because we talk that way, people

00:12:50 assume you're not in shape. So then when they

00:12:52 see you, they're like, 'What the

00:12:54 fuck?' You know?

00:12:56 But to me, I'm like, 'Yeah, I don't know.

00:12:58 That's what my boy does!'

00:13:00 But for them, it must be like, 'What the fuck?'

00:13:02 Like, Billy, you know, people come

00:13:04 to expect it. Billy had a serious conversation

00:13:06 with me. I mean... He was like, 'What was that about?'

00:13:08 Right, right, right.

00:13:10 Because I didn't know you. You're the ultimate

00:13:12 'be about it, don't talk about it.'

00:13:14 You know what I mean? When it comes to that,

00:13:16 Billy's always talking.

00:13:18 Will we know?

00:13:20 I was over in the corner being like,

00:13:22 'My boy's gonna beat all of you.'

00:13:24 I don't know about those content reps.

00:13:26 I certainly wasn't gonna say

00:13:28 anything, but some of those were a little...

00:13:30 But, uh...

00:13:32 But man, that was fucking crazy

00:13:34 to throw that weight around. I was like,

00:13:36 'Holy shit, dude!'

00:13:38 When I was in Miami,

00:13:40 the, uh...

00:13:42 We were on the boat, and one of the guys

00:13:44 just looks at me and goes, 'Jesus, you're a big

00:13:46 fucker!'

00:13:48 We talked about this on MostlySports,

00:13:50 because he asked what I played,

00:13:52 and I was like, 'You play ball?'

00:13:54 And he was like, 'No, I play hockey.'

00:13:56 And we started talking about...

00:13:58 I told him I played all the sports.

00:14:00 - Wait, who? - Just one of the guys

00:14:02 from Ireland. - Got it.

00:14:04 - I just told him I played every sport.

00:14:06 And he was like that.

00:14:08 He thought that was so cool, because he's like,

00:14:10 in Ireland, all we can play is soccer.

00:14:12 And that never crossed my mind,

00:14:14 that you can't... - It's not even an option.

00:14:16 - You don't get to play anything else.

00:14:18 - Right, right. - He's like, 'When you get a little older,

00:14:20 you can play rugby.'

00:14:22 - I was about to say, I was thinking to myself,

00:14:24 'What would you have been really good at?'

00:14:26 - Oh, it was a long conversation.

00:14:28 - It was the talk of the boat.

00:14:30 - Awesome. - Oh, you'd be a great tight head.

00:14:32 - I was like, 'A tight end? Tight head?'

00:14:34 - Tight end.

00:14:36 - I was like, 'I did play tight end.'

00:14:38 'You played rugby?' And I was like, 'No.'

00:14:40 - No, no, no. - Tight head.

00:14:42 - You played football. You were probably pretty good, right?

00:14:44 Whatever. - Eh, not really.

00:14:46 I didn't care for football. - Right, whatever.

00:14:48 I think you would have been great

00:14:50 at rugby. Because rugby

00:14:52 is roughhousing

00:14:54 in a sport. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:14:56 - It's what you love to do,

00:14:58 just fucking around and wrestling,

00:15:00 turned into a game with winners and losers.

00:15:02 And you would excel at that better than anybody.

00:15:04 - That's a very good point.

00:15:06 I would have enjoyed that quite a bit.

00:15:08 - And you gotta be fast,

00:15:10 but it's not like football, you have to be

00:15:12 wide receiver fast.

00:15:14 You gotta be good, but not like, you know,

00:15:16 it's just like, they would have handed you the ball,

00:15:18 and you would have just fucking

00:15:20 ran through it like a goddamn freight train.

00:15:22 - I don't know exactly what the tight head

00:15:24 does, it's number three.

00:15:26 - You would have been great. - They were bringing

00:15:28 up pictures of the tight heads, like,

00:15:30 "Wouldn't you look like him?"

00:15:32 - But what you said is true,

00:15:34 this is what I was gonna say before.

00:15:36 You...

00:15:38 I think it's the Feidelberg clan.

00:15:40 Like, I think you guys are just like...

00:15:42 - Yeah, it's genetics. - But like, it's genetics

00:15:44 and lifestyle.

00:15:46 Like, you've always said

00:15:48 you were in the gym from day one

00:15:50 because you were in daycare there.

00:15:52 But it's also more of just like,

00:15:54 I think you just saw your dad and

00:15:56 saw the gym and you're just like,

00:15:58 "This is what I do, this is what we do."

00:16:00 It's like, you know, we farm potatoes and we lift shit.

00:16:02 Like, that's what Feidelbergs do.

00:16:04 And so like, it was just never

00:16:06 not an option for you,

00:16:08 there was never gonna be a puny Feidelberg.

00:16:10 Boys or girls, none of them, you know what I mean?

00:16:12 Like, you guys are just the...

00:16:14 It's like in

00:16:16 Wedding Crashers when

00:16:18 when Chris...

00:16:20 Fuck. God, I'm really getting too much into it.

00:16:22 Christopher Walken's like, "It's five generations

00:16:24 of big family breeding," or whatever he says.

00:16:26 - Oh, it's family breeding. - Yeah, like you guys

00:16:28 have just been bred this way

00:16:30 and even if you didn't

00:16:32 work out, I think you would just always have been

00:16:34 like a boulder. You're just...

00:16:36 He's made of stone, folks.

00:16:38 And, you know, I mean,

00:16:40 flexibility out the window.

00:16:42 None of that shit. - I think the most

00:16:44 impressive thing I did was my vertical.

00:16:46 - I didn't see it, but you told me you did well. Yeah. - I came in second.

00:16:48 - Really?

00:16:50 - There was also... I don't want to

00:16:52 burst your bubble, but there

00:16:54 was... Was it all relative? Did they do

00:16:56 the math right? - Oh, I came in second in my heat.

00:16:58 The two groups were definitely measured

00:17:00 differently, but in my heat.

00:17:02 - When I saw what Francis

00:17:04 jumped on versus what you guys jumped on, I was like...

00:17:06 And the fact that Francis was still... Yeah,

00:17:08 how many of the markers did you hit?

00:17:10 - 18? - Bro!

00:17:12 - But ours was much lower. - But still, okay, still.

00:17:14 You were worried about that. - I think it was 18 or 19.

00:17:16 - You were worried about the jump.

00:17:18 So how did you not advance? - I suck at everything

00:17:20 else. - But you... I mean,

00:17:22 there was only four events, and you crushed two of them.

00:17:24 - I did really bad.

00:17:26 - The passing, nobody did

00:17:28 well at. - The passing people in my group

00:17:30 did well. I did not.

00:17:32 That I thought I was going to do well in,

00:17:34 and then the ball sucked so bad. - The ball sucked

00:17:36 so bad, dude.

00:17:38 How are we using plastic

00:17:40 footballs for... - Yeah.

00:17:42 - They were literally like

00:17:44 for show, footballs. Like, plastic

00:17:46 branded, you know what I mean? - Yeah.

00:17:48 - Where you just put it for a podcast on the couch, rather

00:17:50 than footballs you play with. - That one went over

00:17:52 on the... - Okay, let's

00:17:54 see this. - Fucking...

00:17:56 - Yeah, that is lower, but it doesn't matter, because it's all, like you

00:17:58 said, it's all relative. I knew you

00:18:00 were going to be good at this, too. I don't

00:18:02 doubt you on anything when it comes to physical ability,

00:18:04 because you work out, and you jump rope.

00:18:06 Why would you think you're not going to be good at

00:18:08 jumping? You jump rope. - I don't jump as high as I can.

00:18:10 - Bro, you're working out your calves all

00:18:12 the time! Look at your calves!

00:18:14 They're fucking huge!

00:18:16 Dude, you didn't even

00:18:18 step?

00:18:20 - Yeah, no, we couldn't step. - Oh, our group

00:18:22 we allowed the stepping. - Everyone was taking steps,

00:18:24 and I

00:18:26 couldn't step. I think I get, like, one or two more.

00:18:28 - Bro, I don't get it.

00:18:30 I think there was some funny work with the

00:18:32 scoring there.

00:18:34 - Oh, four more, never mind.

00:18:36 - Yeah, bro, are you kidding me?

00:18:38 They put our shit so high, Francis was

00:18:40 the only one who was able to get, like,

00:18:42 a bunch. I don't think anybody got into the red, except

00:18:44 Francis. - Yeah!

00:18:46 - That was a little bit, uh, when

00:18:48 we were going,

00:18:50 what's his name, Lance?

00:18:52 - Clay Harbour. - Clay.

00:18:54 I don't know why I thought it was Lance. Clay was, um,

00:18:56 you know, like,

00:18:58 facilitating hours.

00:19:00 And he was putting the thing up,

00:19:02 and he was holding a hockey

00:19:04 stick, and he was going,

00:19:06 "That's... that one's

00:19:08 six inches." - Oh, he didn't know what was going on.

00:19:10 - And then, so, if that,

00:19:12 that's gonna be zero, so we'll start,

00:19:14 uh, how about we just count the number

00:19:16 of things that you hit? I was like, "Yeah, it sounds

00:19:18 good, 'cause I don't think we know what we're talking about

00:19:20 here." Um,

00:19:22 anyway,

00:19:24 I don't really care what the results were. I

00:19:26 still say, if you're looking for

00:19:28 best, well-rounded

00:19:30 physical specimen,

00:19:32 literally well-rounded, older,

00:19:34 that's his shape. He's just fucking

00:19:36 brolic made from stone.

00:19:38 Um,

00:19:40 you know what, that's why that tornado, like, that tornado would

00:19:42 have been like, "I can't pick him up.

00:19:44 I'm trying." Owen would have been

00:19:46 flying away. You would have just been locked to the ground.

00:19:48 - If you were holding on to handrails, I was ready to lock you.

00:19:50 - I was gonna think, if I

00:19:52 was ever in a tornado, and they said,

00:19:54 "Grab something, like, grounded," I think

00:19:56 I would just grab Final Burn. I would just hold

00:19:58 onto his leg like Jeff Van Gundy

00:20:00 and Alonzo Mourning. And

00:20:02 John could just stand there and not

00:20:04 fly away. Cars zipping

00:20:06 by, cows flying by,

00:20:08 Final Burn just stayed on the ground, and so did I.

00:20:10 - This is, like, nice,

00:20:12 kind of, but also mostly

00:20:14 mean.

00:20:16 Like, when it got to cows

00:20:18 flying...

00:20:20 - Too far, too far.

00:20:22 - John's voice is strong and sturdy. - Too far.

00:20:24 - Yeah, cows flying!

00:20:26 [laughter]

00:20:28 - Twister? Muuuuh!

00:20:30 - Yo, by the way, new Twister

00:20:32 coming out this year. - Yeah, it's a show, though, right?

00:20:34 - Oh, is it? - I think it's a show. I could be wrong

00:20:36 on that. - Paul, what are, um, the new

00:20:38 kid, Glenn Powell's in it. - Yeah.

00:20:40 - That's gonna be good, whatever it is.

00:20:42 I would, I hope it's a movie, though, 'cause of,

00:20:44 I mean, a show where

00:20:46 every episode we're chasing another one?

00:20:48 I don't know.

00:20:50 Is it a show? That seems like

00:20:52 a miss in my mind, because

00:20:54 it is a little bit redundant.

00:20:56 - I guess it's like those, uh... - Just a sequel.

00:20:58 - So, alright, just a sequel, then.

00:21:00 - Um...

00:21:02 Okay, what else we got? You got anything?

00:21:04 I got, I got some news, but we can...

00:21:06 - No, let's go with you. - Uh, we got

00:21:08 new, um,

00:21:10 new court cases against Diddy.

00:21:12 Which, uh,

00:21:14 one of them is just genuinely,

00:21:16 truly awful. I mean, they all

00:21:18 are, but one of them is particularly heinous.

00:21:20 It's a 17-year-old girl, Jane Doe,

00:21:22 saying that she was raped by

00:21:24 Diddy and, like, multiple people at the same time.

00:21:26 Just, like, truly horrific.

00:21:28 Uh, and then there's a second case,

00:21:30 I think there's three total right now that all just came out.

00:21:32 Um, they dropped,

00:21:34 like, an album. There's, like, three new cases

00:21:36 dropped on Diddy! And...

00:21:38 this one is from a producer.

00:21:40 Uh, Lil Rod is his name.

00:21:42 Rodney Jones, who just produced on his latest

00:21:44 album. And the, the court case

00:21:46 says, and this is his, this is

00:21:48 the plaintiff, saying what

00:21:50 his case is. It has not gone to court,

00:21:52 nothing has been proven true or untrue yet,

00:21:54 but he alleges that, like, Diddy grabbed his genitals,

00:21:56 tried to force him into sex with sex

00:21:58 workers, tried to, like, pay him, I think,

00:22:00 with drugs and sex, being like, "You made this beat,

00:22:02 here's, like, a hooker." And he was like, "I want money."

00:22:04 Uh, and he tried to force him into sex with...

00:22:06 - I don't know, I miss bartering. - I was gonna say,

00:22:08 listen, to each their own.

00:22:10 You know, you make the offer. I've heard that all the time.

00:22:12 I've heard, like, comedians being offered blow

00:22:14 instead of shit from clubs. You know,

00:22:16 if you don't want it, you don't want it.

00:22:18 Uh, but, you know, like,

00:22:20 forcing me into sex, trying to make me

00:22:22 have sex with him, trying to make me have sex with other men,

00:22:24 and in this court doc, I thought this

00:22:26 was fake. I really did. I, I,

00:22:28 DJ Academics was reading it on

00:22:30 his page, and I was, I was like,

00:22:32 "There's no fucking way this is real."

00:22:34 Page 13 of the court document

00:22:36 says, "Mr. Combs told

00:22:38 Mr. Jones that he engaged in sexual

00:22:40 activity with a rapper, redacted,

00:22:42 and an R&B singer, redacted."

00:22:44 With two footnotes, and on the bottom of the

00:22:46 page, the footnotes say, "He's a

00:22:48 Philadelphia rapper who dated Nicki Minaj,

00:22:50 and it's an R&B

00:22:52 singer who just performed at the Super Bowl

00:22:54 and has a Vegas residency."

00:22:56 That! Why so much

00:22:58 information in the footnotes? So much! I was gonna say,

00:23:00 like, he's a size 10 shoe, and he wears,

00:23:02 he likes to wear roller skates. Like,

00:23:04 what, what's the point of

00:23:06 redacting if you're then just gonna give

00:23:08 like 20 question hints

00:23:10 at the bottom? So I was like, this, I

00:23:12 thought, "This can't be real."

00:23:14 I, I still,

00:23:16 I guess technically don't know, but like, if you, I was

00:23:18 on digitalmusic.com,

00:23:20 and they have a hyperlink, and

00:23:22 it has this document that's like, you know,

00:23:24 uh, uh, Jones v.

00:23:26 Combs, state of New York, 73

00:23:28 pages, it certainly looks all legitimate.

00:23:30 Is this the same,

00:23:32 "Did this producer also suck Obama's dick?"

00:23:34 Pfft! Could be.

00:23:36 You never know. It just, that, that,

00:23:38 this, this feels like.

00:23:40 Well, but, but, I mean,

00:23:42 does it? 'Cause the other side of it is like, I think, did he

00:23:44 like, I would believe almost anything

00:23:46 about Diddy right now. Yeah, I,

00:23:48 I think it's just like. Now, I, I, and I

00:23:50 also think this guy was like, he didn't

00:23:52 pay me, so there is like some disgruntled shit, but also

00:23:54 then why throw Meek and Usher under the bus?

00:23:56 Yeah, I, I just,

00:23:58 I, I, anything is possible,

00:24:00 I would be

00:24:02 shocked if all of these

00:24:04 straight men are just fucking each other.

00:24:06 [laughter]

00:24:08 That'd be pretty crazy, right? Just a bunch of straight

00:24:10 dudes all fucking and raping each other? That'd be

00:24:12 pretty nuts. The only thing I'll say is there has

00:24:14 always been rumors about Diddy.

00:24:16 There was always rumors about Usher, with

00:24:18 like, Bieber, and like,

00:24:20 there was rumors about Usher and Diddy, and then there was

00:24:22 rumors about Usher and Bieber. I feel like rumors come about with stuff like that

00:24:24 anytime an adult is, totally,

00:24:26 is managing a child.

00:24:28 That's when these things are gonna happen.

00:24:30 Um, and then there's

00:24:32 like, you know, there's a video of

00:24:34 Meek Mill in Diddy's pool that makes

00:24:36 the rounds every time.

00:24:38 Uh, where Diddy's like,

00:24:40 "How you doing, Daddy?" And

00:24:42 like, "Daddy" just means something totally

00:24:44 different now. Back then it was like, "What's up, Daddy?"

00:24:46 You know what I mean? Now "Daddy" is like,

00:24:48 you know, it means like, we're having sex.

00:24:50 But, um,

00:24:52 so, either way though,

00:24:54 real, fake,

00:24:56 otherwise, like,

00:24:58 that's fucked up. If you're redacted,

00:25:00 you're redacted.

00:25:02 Like, what the fuck, man?

00:25:04 If Usher and Meek Mill got to be like, "What the

00:25:06 fuck?" It must suck too, like,

00:25:08 being in the celebrity life,

00:25:10 you party a lot, right?

00:25:12 And you've done a lot of drugs

00:25:14 probably, drank a lot.

00:25:16 Imagine being Meek and Usher today,

00:25:18 just being like,

00:25:20 "What the fuck, man?" "I don't think so."

00:25:22 [laughter]

00:25:24 I mean, I was at that party, I was pretty fucked up,

00:25:26 but I think I would remember.

00:25:28 And he's like, "Son of a bitch, I fucked

00:25:30 Diddy. God damn it."

00:25:32 [laughter]

00:25:34 Did a lot of coke that night.

00:25:36 I mean...

00:25:38 [laughter] Dude, I would be so pissed.

00:25:40 [laughter]

00:25:42 So... Bro, there's

00:25:44 so many nights where you're like,

00:25:46 "You fucked Diddy that night?" I'd be like, "I don't think so,

00:25:48 but... [laughter]

00:25:50 If it's in a legal document, I might have."

00:25:52 [laughter]

00:25:54 That's Hank with the pirate porn.

00:25:56 I'm 99% sure

00:25:58 I didn't, but who knows, man.

00:26:00 Look, man, that'd be pretty out of character,

00:26:02 but I guess it's possible.

00:26:04 I mean, it also says that

00:26:06 he, Mr. Jones,

00:26:08 the plaintiff, says that

00:26:10 Mr. Combs told me, so I don't know, Diddy could also just be...

00:26:12 That part could be true,

00:26:14 that Diddy said that. "No, no, no, I fuck a bunch of straight guys."

00:26:16 [laughter]

00:26:18 "You like me, Bill? You like Usher? I fuck them too!"

00:26:20 [laughter]

00:26:22 But of course,

00:26:24 you know, it's like we probably...

00:26:26 The real story is, you know,

00:26:28 the 17-year-old, which that one probably is true,

00:26:30 because he's, you know,

00:26:32 known to be a sick fuck, but, uh...

00:26:34 Yeah, tough day in the

00:26:36 papers for Meek Mill

00:26:38 and Usher.

00:26:40 Unless it is just true. I mean, that wouldn't...

00:26:42 How crazy would that be

00:26:44 if a bunch of rappers were like, "Yeah, no, but we just...

00:26:46 Like, yeah, we have a

00:26:48 persona and all that, but we fuck each other."

00:26:50 What? What?

00:26:52 All the legends did it, dude!

00:26:54 Come on! Come on! I mean, it would be...

00:26:56 Try to live in Prince's shoes.

00:26:58 Yeah, I was gonna say, if you told me

00:27:00 Prince and David Bowie and the Stones

00:27:02 and all these rock stars, Lenny Kravitz,

00:27:04 we talk about that all the time. Those guys fuck

00:27:06 guys all the time. No big deal. Rappers,

00:27:08 it was, you know, we would never see it coming, but it's kind of

00:27:10 the same thing. They're, you know,

00:27:12 they're cousins, basically, rock and roll and rap.

00:27:14 It's all the same shit. I love that, if like

00:27:16 Meek's next interview is like, "Who are your heroes?"

00:27:18 "Oof. Harvey Milk."

00:27:20 [laughter]

00:27:22 Greg Louganis.

00:27:24 "I've always loved Freddie Mercury."

00:27:26 That's really

00:27:28 who I strive my career after.

00:27:30 Oh, man. Tough, tough

00:27:32 day. What do you even do?

00:27:34 I'm always

00:27:36 torn.

00:27:38 Like, I think when people say

00:27:40 "I'm not even dignifying that with a response."

00:27:42 It's like, "You did that shit."

00:27:44 But that's...

00:27:46 Whatever you want to believe, their response

00:27:48 just cements what you believe.

00:27:50 It's a lose-lose. Yeah, like

00:27:52 if someone said that Diddy fucked me,

00:27:54 I would be on the internet that minute going,

00:27:56 "Yo, Diddy did not fuck me."

00:27:58 I wouldn't go, "These rumors are so silly,

00:28:00 I'm not even going to talk about it."

00:28:02 But some people do that.

00:28:04 I don't know.

00:28:06 Then they go,

00:28:08 "Whoever denied it's applied."

00:28:10 It's like, well,

00:28:12 yeah, we've been doing this since farts.

00:28:14 Whoever smelt it, dealt it. Whoever denied it, either side

00:28:16 just, you know, you're not going to win.

00:28:18 I can understand why people then just say, "Alright, then I'm not

00:28:20 going to say anything." But to me,

00:28:22 I would go down swinging.

00:28:24 I'd go down saying it's not true.

00:28:26 If you believe the opposite of what I said, fine.

00:28:28 But I'm not leaving it up to interpretation

00:28:30 if it's

00:28:32 100% false.

00:28:34 You just tweet the hand clip.

00:28:36 I'm 99.9% sure.

00:28:38 I actually probably would do that. I think the best way

00:28:40 to do it is to have fun with it.

00:28:42 Like, "I don't think I fucked Diddy.

00:28:44 I'm pretty sure.

00:28:46 I'm pretty sure I didn't." He's referring to

00:28:48 contract negotiations. He has screwed me

00:28:50 many a time.

00:28:52 I mean, in that regard, Diddy fucked

00:28:54 everybody on his label, so maybe that's what he meant.

00:28:56 I had sexual intercourse with those guys.

00:28:58 I fucked them. I own them for

00:29:00 the next 10 albums.

00:29:02 What else have we got?

00:29:04 How was your FAN appearance?

00:29:06 That's what I was going to say. Yeah, last week,

00:29:08 if you're listening to this on Thursday,

00:29:10 last week I was on

00:29:12 the WFAN morning show

00:29:14 filling in for the legend

00:29:16 Boomer Esiason, which

00:29:18 was

00:29:20 a very big

00:29:22 bucket list thing for myself.

00:29:24 I think I have,

00:29:26 over the last several years of just

00:29:28 the internet evolving and

00:29:30 everything growing

00:29:32 at Barstool,

00:29:34 I guess I started to think

00:29:36 that other people

00:29:38 wouldn't care as much.

00:29:40 Out of all the things I've probably done

00:29:42 in my career, that appearance

00:29:44 I think got the most DMs,

00:29:46 texts, feedback,

00:29:48 response,

00:29:50 people being like, "I heard you,

00:29:52 my mom heard you, my dad said

00:29:54 you did good." All ages,

00:29:56 all different types of people,

00:29:58 which is a testament to what those

00:30:00 guys are doing over at WFAN still.

00:30:02 The morning show has always been the number one

00:30:04 morning show, I think, in the country

00:30:06 when it was Boomer and Carton, and then Carton moved

00:30:08 on and Greg Giannotti took over

00:30:10 and that's the guy I did the show with. Was Carton Giannotti

00:30:12 there? He was there,

00:30:14 but he went to Fox Sports. He was doing both.

00:30:16 For a while, once he got out of prison, he was doing

00:30:18 morning,

00:30:20 midday radio, I think, into

00:30:22 afternoon TV. It was

00:30:24 the longest day of all time.

00:30:26 Then I think he just went full Fox Sports 1. He has his

00:30:28 own show.

00:30:30 But, yeah,

00:30:32 Boomer and Geo are still like,

00:30:34 terrestrial radio, people,

00:30:36 it's not what it used

00:30:38 to be. Those guys are still what it used to

00:30:40 be because, like I said, we've done

00:30:42 interviews with people, we've made appearances on

00:30:44 shows, we've done a lot of

00:30:46 top-notch stuff that

00:30:48 did not get a response like this. So those guys

00:30:50 are still absolutely killing it.

00:30:52 It was a good reminder,

00:30:54 or not even a reminder, but more of an epiphany

00:30:56 that

00:30:58 on the internet, on social

00:31:00 media and podcasts and

00:31:02 all these platforms, we're always saying

00:31:04 this is dead or that's

00:31:06 dead and this is the future and this is what you've got

00:31:08 to focus on. But we're just

00:31:10 the assholes on the internet.

00:31:12 So we're all, whether it's

00:31:14 this platform, that platform, that social media

00:31:16 app, this long form, short form,

00:31:18 we're still like assholes

00:31:20 in one gigantic echo

00:31:22 chamber saying like, you know,

00:31:24 terrestrial radio is dead. Well,

00:31:26 I did morning radio and like I said,

00:31:28 got more of a response than anything I've

00:31:30 ever done on the internet. So

00:31:32 maybe, you know, of course the internet

00:31:34 is the future, but there's still a lot

00:31:36 of fucking people driving in the car

00:31:38 or turning the dial on a radio

00:31:40 or on the app listening to

00:31:42 a live radio. I mean, it's

00:31:44 it was a very like

00:31:46 eye-opening experience where I was like, wait a minute,

00:31:48 not everything needs to be like, let's do

00:31:50 TikTok, let's do the next thing.

00:31:52 If you can just do your

00:31:54 one medium and your platform

00:31:56 well, like you'll probably

00:31:58 you know, you can do that for a long

00:32:00 fucking time. Does it turn out we have our heads

00:32:02 up our own asses? Who knew?

00:32:04 Who knew that everyone

00:32:06 on the internet is an absolute dickhead?

00:32:08 High horse sanctimonious

00:32:10 dickhead smelling their own farts.

00:32:12 It is like if you

00:32:14 been in cars before, all of them

00:32:16 have radios. All of them.

00:32:18 And like, you know, there's something

00:32:20 about... You see what the highway looks like.

00:32:22 There's a lot of cars on that highway.

00:32:24 A lot of cars. And for every

00:32:26 like one or two assholes like me

00:32:28 being like, what's the new app? What's the new platform?

00:32:30 What's the new thing? There's probably

00:32:32 a thousand people who are like...

00:32:34 I'll take the 97 Camry, please.

00:32:36 Right. Put on... There are probably people

00:32:38 who still listen to WFAN

00:32:40 on AM. Like you can stream

00:32:42 it now. You can go to FM now. But there's

00:32:44 probably people who are still 660

00:32:46 with the crackling like sound

00:32:48 and all that shit. Right? It's like...

00:32:50 It's just... It's still...

00:32:52 You know, we're not that far

00:32:54 removed from when that was, you know,

00:32:56 king. And that appearance

00:32:58 that show basically still is king.

00:33:00 I think, you know, Gio was saying they've been

00:33:02 number one ten straight books.

00:33:04 Which is like multiple years.

00:33:06 I think it's quarterly. So it's like two and a half years

00:33:08 of them just being number one

00:33:10 every single time. So... If I were to do that

00:33:12 I would 100% sleep through it. I can't believe

00:33:14 you got it probably 4 AM. I told

00:33:16 them. I said, truly, genuinely,

00:33:18 literally, they are the only people

00:33:20 I would do that for. I wouldn't do

00:33:22 it for a guest on our show. I wouldn't do

00:33:24 it for any other radio show. I wouldn't

00:33:26 even do it for another... Like it had to be

00:33:28 the morning show that I would do it for on WFAN.

00:33:30 Well, yeah. But you know what I mean?

00:33:32 Like if there was some sort of...

00:33:34 I'm only getting up at 4 AM for the morning show.

00:33:36 [laughter]

00:33:38 But if it was a different

00:33:40 group of morning show guys, you know.

00:33:42 But I mean, I woke up. It was

00:33:44 pitch black.

00:33:46 And, you know, because you've got to get

00:33:48 there a little bit early. Bro, the producer

00:33:50 Eddie Scazzari

00:33:52 fucking legend.

00:33:54 Like best producer in the game.

00:33:56 Has this enormous board.

00:33:58 He's like the Mozart of radio

00:34:00 drops. Just constantly has

00:34:02 like all these perfectly timed drops

00:34:04 for whenever somebody brings up

00:34:06 a joke that it fits. Like he is

00:34:08 an artist, right?

00:34:10 So he takes it very seriously, obviously.

00:34:12 He's the number one producer of the number one show.

00:34:14 He goes to bed at 5

00:34:16 PM every day.

00:34:18 5 o'clock!

00:34:20 Bro, in the summertime, there's like

00:34:22 3 and a half more hours of sunshine.

00:34:24 He has to spend 40% of his salary

00:34:26 on blackout curtains. Probably.

00:34:28 For real! Like he's got to have

00:34:30 a basement that he sleeps in.

00:34:32 Summer months he sleeps in the basement.

00:34:34 5 PM, wakes up at 1.

00:34:36 Watches

00:34:38 the last sports center of the day

00:34:40 and the SNY wrap up

00:34:42 for the regional local sports.

00:34:44 So he knows everything that happened in the games.

00:34:46 Gets to the studio at

00:34:48 3.

00:34:50 To prepare for 6.

00:34:52 I don't know why he's there 3 hours. That sounds a little crazy.

00:34:54 Eddie's, like I said, he's the best in the business

00:34:56 so maybe that's what you got to do to be

00:34:58 he might be helping other shows, the overnight, I don't know.

00:35:00 But...

00:35:02 I do think that is a crazy thing about radio.

00:35:04 That like, people will

00:35:06 listen to the radio and get super

00:35:08 worked up about the

00:35:10 people who didn't watch the game.

00:35:12 Yeah, yeah.

00:35:14 But still, I mean, Eddie does that.

00:35:16 Boomer calls the games.

00:35:18 Right, right.

00:35:20 Boomer will do like Monday Night Football

00:35:22 and be on the radio at 6 AM

00:35:24 Tuesday. And like fly back across

00:35:26 that guy's crazy.

00:35:28 I keep saying every year, every time I

00:35:30 link up with these guys again,

00:35:32 every time I'm going, it's got to be the last year for Boomer,

00:35:34 right? Like he's just, you know, he's older, he's got

00:35:36 grandkids, like who would do all this stuff?

00:35:38 And he just keeps going.

00:35:40 I mean, he's awesome

00:35:42 at it. It's not like he needs to retire, but I just,

00:35:44 if I was him, I would want to retire by now.

00:35:46 But I think

00:35:48 Gio was saying he goes

00:35:50 to bed by like, he said in the

00:35:52 summer it's different because he's like,

00:35:54 I have a social life, I'll go out, I'll go to

00:35:56 a barbecue, and then he just kind of powers through it.

00:35:58 In the winter though, he said he'll like, you know,

00:36:00 try to nap during the day if he can, and then he goes to bed

00:36:02 at like 9. So you can catch like

00:36:04 an hour of the game.

00:36:06 And like, even what, you know,

00:36:08 I know it's just the

00:36:10 spirit of arguing.

00:36:12 But like if I were to call somebody, like a

00:36:14 buddy of mine, and he's like, I didn't catch the game.

00:36:16 You want to talk about it?

00:36:18 Well, yeah. Because you can

00:36:20 talk about the overarching

00:36:22 things, but it's like,

00:36:24 you know, if you're saying this guy's

00:36:26 a bad manager, it's like you aren't even, you know,

00:36:28 you don't even know what the situation was when he pulled

00:36:30 that guy from the bullpen. You know what I mean?

00:36:32 You're, and I don't

00:36:34 mean to, like, it's just what sports talk radio

00:36:36 is, but like, when it is

00:36:38 something like that, where it's like,

00:36:40 in the moment. You didn't feel the game.

00:36:42 And it's hard to

00:36:44 listen to someone.

00:36:46 Maybe the hosts do though, I don't know. I might.

00:36:48 I'm not trying to, I'm speaking, not speaking of that

00:36:50 show, I'm speaking largely, larger to

00:36:52 sports radio as a whole. Because I know

00:36:54 Maz has said that before, like, Maz

00:36:56 is like, I get in and they have like a

00:36:58 half hour highlight package for me and stuff like that.

00:37:00 And I'm like, I don't, I don't think that

00:37:02 counts. Again, you can do the broad

00:37:04 shit, but if you're going to criticize someone

00:37:06 like in an individual performance,

00:37:08 it's like, how could you miss that shot? It's like, well, if you

00:37:10 had realized that like, the play before

00:37:12 he got hacked and he was, you know,

00:37:14 limping up the court, you know, whatever it is.

00:37:16 I'm sure they'd know that, but then like,

00:37:18 a lot of what you're arguing about

00:37:20 is, and again, I'm speaking to Maz,

00:37:22 and just sports radio in general, but like,

00:37:24 you're arguing what someone told you.

00:37:26 And it's like, well, I don't know. You don't know what that person,

00:37:28 is that person reliable? Yeah.

00:37:30 I mean, it's also... It's kind of like what

00:37:32 I always say, when we were

00:37:34 out in Minnesota and we were out with the CBS producers,

00:37:36 I'll never forget that.

00:37:38 And they were like, we don't even know what we're talking about. Yeah.

00:37:40 And they were like, you guys talk sports? Not really.

00:37:42 Not like you guys, we don't know like you guys.

00:37:44 We don't know either. No.

00:37:46 Well, it's show business. Nobody knows anything.

00:37:48 The people who know shit are like the Frank the Tank.

00:37:50 You know what I mean? The people who are just like sitting there

00:37:52 watching every single pitch,

00:37:54 every single shot, every single everything.

00:37:56 There, it's when, you know,

00:37:58 you're a big time like,

00:38:00 TV star, you're not

00:38:02 sitting around watching four hour games.

00:38:04 I'm a fucking diddy. Right.

00:38:06 [laughter]

00:38:08 [laughter]

00:38:10 You're not gonna get Richard Famous

00:38:12 just standing there watching sports.

00:38:14 The biggest thing

00:38:16 to come from the morning show

00:38:18 appearance though was,

00:38:20 I don't know why, I just didn't tell my mom.

00:38:22 My mom is like a

00:38:24 WFAN junkie.

00:38:26 She's part of the reason why I listened

00:38:28 and like sports and all that shit.

00:38:30 And like Francesa and Boomer and

00:38:32 Cartin and all that. I talked to her like every day

00:38:34 and I just like didn't bring it up.

00:38:36 And then it was kind of too late to bring it up.

00:38:38 And I know she doesn't get up like that early

00:38:40 in the morning so I was like, if I tell her

00:38:42 now, she's gonna be like

00:38:44 what the fuck, you know.

00:38:46 Now I have to wake up early. You ruined my week.

00:38:48 So I texted her like

00:38:50 8 o'clock in the morning being like

00:38:52 by the way I'm on the fan today and she

00:38:54 right away I saw the three bubbles and I was like

00:38:56 fuck she's up. And she wrote back

00:38:58 like I know. I'm the

00:39:00 last person to find out.

00:39:02 Shit.

00:39:04 Why didn't you tell? I mean definitely like. I don't know.

00:39:06 I don't know. I don't know.

00:39:08 I actually, like I, it was one of those

00:39:10 things, I booked it, I told you

00:39:12 guys about it but like we were doing

00:39:14 other shit and I kind of forgot

00:39:16 about it for a minute and then like

00:39:18 I remember like that

00:39:20 Wednesday night, Wednesday afternoon when I

00:39:22 got home I was like oh shit. I was like let me set an alarm

00:39:24 right now because for a second

00:39:26 I was like oh my week is done. Yeah.

00:39:28 Because we didn't have anything to film the rest of the week. Was it Thursday or Friday?

00:39:30 I did it Thursday. Thursday.

00:39:32 So we finished up the Wednesday recording

00:39:34 and I said like are we done? Yeah we don't have anything

00:39:36 the rest of the week and I was like amazing.

00:39:38 Four day weekend. And then I was like wait a minute. No it's not.

00:39:40 So it was like kind of in and out of my head.

00:39:42 And I've been talking to my

00:39:44 mom about her,

00:39:46 my sister's new baby and all this other shit.

00:39:48 We just weren't talking about like me and work so I just

00:39:50 forgot to kind of. I don't know.

00:39:52 It was just, it was

00:39:54 pure dumb like man

00:39:56 brain where it was just like

00:39:58 there was no reason behind it. I didn't do it on purpose.

00:40:00 I just forgot.

00:40:02 I do it on purpose a lot.

00:40:04 I don't tell people good things.

00:40:06 People think I'm happy.

00:40:08 No this is something I would've.

00:40:10 I just, I don't know. Why do you do that?

00:40:12 That's interesting. Let's open that up.

00:40:14 You depressed motherfucker. I really felt

00:40:16 like you were going to be like that's what it was.

00:40:18 I thought I was

00:40:20 coming to a fun group.

00:40:22 I was

00:40:24 opening the door for you to be like just admit it dude.

00:40:26 No

00:40:28 because if anything, if anything my mom

00:40:30 is the type like if I ever call her

00:40:32 and I'm like ugh

00:40:34 work today. She goes I can't

00:40:36 handle that right now. She's like it's past 5 o'clock.

00:40:38 I'm having my cocktail. I don't want to hear any bad news.

00:40:40 Like we can talk about it in the morning

00:40:42 but not right now. I can't take on

00:40:44 any more bad news so I'm

00:40:46 always sure to tell her when things are good

00:40:48 because she's convinced that like for the last

00:40:50 10 years she's convinced that like I'm going to lose my job

00:40:52 any minute so I'm always

00:40:54 telling her. She's always saying the N word on the phone.

00:40:56 It's going to slip one day.

00:40:58 She'd be like

00:41:00 wait you get fired for that?

00:41:02 But I so ordinarily I would

00:41:04 tell her but that was just

00:41:06 me being stupid

00:41:08 and also it did get to a point once I realized

00:41:10 it for some reason I was like

00:41:12 it's too late now. That was a thing.

00:41:14 That was dumb too. But if it was

00:41:16 the night before. Well but I had

00:41:18 just spoken to her.

00:41:20 It was dumb. I don't know. I should have just called back and said

00:41:22 by the way you know and I just

00:41:24 didn't do it. I do

00:41:26 that with all sorts of things though. Good news or bad

00:41:28 news. Nah it's usually just

00:41:30 bad news. I will

00:41:32 if it's bad news, if it's something that's going to

00:41:34 get me in trouble, if it's something that's going to hurt

00:41:36 somebody's feelings or make things

00:41:38 bad for them or

00:41:40 if it's something like you know I fucked up

00:41:42 like I double booked and it's like oh I told you I could

00:41:44 go to this and now I can't but whatever.

00:41:46 Those like 4 or 5 kind of things.

00:41:48 Once I realized it, the

00:41:50 absolute best way to handle that with a

00:41:52 co-worker, a

00:41:54 relationship, friends, family

00:41:56 the best way to do it is to tell them right away.

00:41:58 You know give them the most time to

00:42:00 plan or cancel or switch.

00:42:02 Give them the most time to adjust

00:42:04 to it or react to it.

00:42:06 That's the mature adult thing to do.

00:42:08 Every single time

00:42:10 I just push to the

00:42:12 side and I'm like maybe

00:42:14 a meteor will

00:42:16 hit the earth tomorrow and

00:42:18 we won't even know that'll ever happen.

00:42:20 Why am I going to shoot myself in the foot

00:42:22 and get in trouble and have the argument

00:42:24 or make someone upset

00:42:26 when maybe this thing never even

00:42:28 comes to fruition. It's a week away. It's a week away.

00:42:30 Maybe I'll just get out of it

00:42:32 by next Thursday you know

00:42:34 and then Wednesday night comes around I'm like

00:42:36 I am the living embodiment

00:42:38 of that tweet of like well well well if it isn't

00:42:40 the consequences of my own actions.

00:42:42 So I, but I

00:42:44 know that I do that. - Me reaping

00:42:46 Yuck! Yuck!

00:42:48 Me sowing.

00:42:50 Oh no.

00:42:52 [laughter]

00:42:54 So good.

00:42:56 But I know that about myself

00:42:58 and I know it's like

00:43:00 I have like a mental

00:43:02 problem. Like I cannot

00:43:04 tell people

00:43:06 bad news or bad, like I can't do it.

00:43:08 I just won't do it. And I know it

00:43:10 obviously about myself and I

00:43:12 still am like nope not going to do it.

00:43:14 So that I know about myself

00:43:16 but good news is maybe

00:43:18 even a step further crazy.

00:43:20 Cause what's, what do you think you're bragging

00:43:22 or something? - It feels braggy. - Okay.

00:43:24 That I can understand. - People

00:43:26 look if it's good enough news people hear it on their own.

00:43:28 - Take a look at yourself.

00:43:30 What's there to brag about?

00:43:32 Got your, oh wait you got

00:43:34 your KSC bucket hat on and you can

00:43:36 lift 135 a lot.

00:43:38 You're not bragging too much okay pal?

00:43:40 - I think good news feels

00:43:42 braggy and

00:43:44 or not good news, good things feels braggy

00:43:46 and bad news, bad things

00:43:48 feels whiny. - Yeah. - So like you're just fine.

00:43:50 Just tell me if I'm... - That my friends is called

00:43:52 being Irish. - Well I'm

00:43:54 glad you said it actually. This will be

00:43:56 the last time I mention that I was with Irish people all weekend.

00:43:58 But we were talking, we were talking

00:44:00 at dinner and they were talking about

00:44:02 one of their buddies dads had come out

00:44:04 as gay. - Oh.

00:44:06 And these are like from Ireland right? - Yeah.

00:44:08 And so I was like oh is that like still like

00:44:10 a big thing over there?

00:44:12 And they weren't saying it like, like they weren't like gossiping

00:44:14 they were just mentioning that it happened.

00:44:16 And um

00:44:18 I was like is that still like uh

00:44:20 kind of like people that kind of live in the closet? Cause I was like I know

00:44:22 it happens here in like very religious places

00:44:24 and everywhere I'm sure but like particularly in like very religious

00:44:26 places people are reluctant to

00:44:28 come out of the closet. And they were like

00:44:30 no, no, no, no it's not a problem

00:44:32 at all. It's really. I was like I thought

00:44:34 Ireland was very... - You know what I would

00:44:36 guess it is? I would guess

00:44:38 it's a lot like Italians. That like Italian

00:44:40 Americans are like the guidos

00:44:42 and shit. - Yeah. - And Italians are

00:44:44 different. You know what I mean? - He was like uh... - Like the Irish Americans

00:44:46 are the people who are like stubborn

00:44:48 fucked up mentally you know

00:44:50 emotionally stunted

00:44:52 assholes. But regular Irish people

00:44:54 are probably just like no no we're normal. - Yeah they were

00:44:56 like, they were like

00:44:58 it's not even, the country isn't very religious

00:45:00 anymore. And I was like really?

00:45:02 And they said that

00:45:04 the, they said they were

00:45:06 like really? Extremism of

00:45:08 any kind is frowned upon.

00:45:10 And I was like well welcome to America.

00:45:12 - I was gonna say that's...

00:45:14 - They were like, they were like if you're super

00:45:16 Catholic you're kind of like

00:45:18 an outcast. If you're super

00:45:20 atheist you're a bit of an outcast.

00:45:22 They're like if you're super rich you're an outcast.

00:45:24 If you're super poor we give you some money

00:45:26 make sure you're not super poor.

00:45:28 - It's a pretty awesome way to live. - Yeah I was like

00:45:30 you're, I was like it sounds like you're describing the greatest country ever.

00:45:32 - Bro it's like every other

00:45:34 country. It's like just us. It's so embarrassing.

00:45:36 - One of the guys was like he's like I

00:45:38 he lives in England

00:45:40 and he's like I was gonna get

00:45:42 a Porsche. And my mom called

00:45:44 me and was like... - Don't do it.

00:45:46 - You can't be having a Porsche over there.

00:45:48 If they find out that my son's

00:45:50 living over in London driving a Porsche

00:45:52 I'll never get over it.

00:45:54 And I was like so what'd you do? He's like I got an Audi.

00:45:56 (laughter)

00:45:58 (laughter)

00:46:00 - Great story. It's a great story.

00:46:02 But it's a good one man. Cause

00:46:04 that's also like you know an Audi is still

00:46:06 you're still living a great life. You still drive an awesome car.

00:46:08 You don't have to be like the total douchebag about it.

00:46:10 That is uh

00:46:12 I can't decide whether

00:46:14 I mean I know for myself personally

00:46:16 the way that like Europe and the rest

00:46:18 of the world and everything you just described is

00:46:20 I would rather live that life. But

00:46:22 - Socialist. - Yeah.

00:46:24 That's what I mean. - Shut up!

00:46:26 - Right. Right. And then but that's where

00:46:28 I say like so me personally

00:46:30 yes that sounds great.

00:46:32 Me like on a

00:46:34 big scale

00:46:36 sometimes I think it's pretty cool

00:46:38 in America that we're like

00:46:40 pedal to the metal all fucking time. You know what I mean?

00:46:42 It's like I don't know.

00:46:44 Yeah like but we'll be the billionaires.

00:46:46 I don't know. It's like

00:46:48 sometimes I think it's better. It's good to be

00:46:50 like as

00:46:52 hell bent on success and

00:46:54 stuff as we are. But not me

00:46:56 personally. But I think a country

00:46:58 having that reputation is not

00:47:00 necessarily the worst thing in the world.

00:47:02 All the reputational shit about America sucks.

00:47:04 When everyone's like yeah everyone in Europe

00:47:06 like takes naps and takes vacations 10 weeks

00:47:08 a year and doesn't work hard. I'm like I don't know.

00:47:10 That doesn't sound like

00:47:12 the best thing to brag about.

00:47:14 You know what I mean?

00:47:16 - But like when you describe it another way like

00:47:18 I was like yeah me and my wife took a

00:47:20 month off and we just woke up every day and like where do you want to drive

00:47:22 today? And they just went to

00:47:24 a new town. - Bro I can't.

00:47:26 I struggle so

00:47:28 mightily with that now.

00:47:30 Especially now like we're not doing radio.

00:47:32 Schedule, well our schedule has been

00:47:34 fucking crazy the last couple months but like

00:47:36 it's slowed down a little bit.

00:47:38 And there are days where it's just like

00:47:40 you don't have to do anything right now.

00:47:42 I like

00:47:44 I freak out.

00:47:46 - Do something. - I know I know.

00:47:48 But like I need

00:47:50 it's tough with my schedule like

00:47:52 I wish

00:47:54 I need to like take

00:47:56 a real vacation and

00:47:58 then I feel guilty about my kids. There's always like

00:48:00 something lurking

00:48:02 like two days from now.

00:48:04 You know what I mean? So it's like I can go

00:48:06 to like Florida for two days.

00:48:08 I need to like but yeah.

00:48:10 But I also don't like doing things.

00:48:14 - That is.

00:48:16 - It's the two on the shoulder.

00:48:18 - It's a little cylinder charybdis type deal.

00:48:20 - But yeah.

00:48:22 That lifestyle

00:48:24 is I think

00:48:26 one that's catching up with America.

00:48:28 Pretty quickly.

00:48:30 I was reading about

00:48:32 international basketball. Kind of goes along

00:48:34 the same lines as that in a similar

00:48:36 kind of like a parallel way

00:48:38 where they said

00:48:40 Europe like or non-American

00:48:42 players are like

00:48:44 absolutely playing a

00:48:46 better brand of basketball at a younger age.

00:48:48 And it's just that

00:48:50 they practice. - Right.

00:48:52 - They said overseas it's

00:48:54 four to five practices per

00:48:56 game. And it's

00:48:58 completely flipped here. - Yeah. - Which is like

00:49:00 but even

00:49:02 that like I would think

00:49:04 - Which makes perfect. I mean that's how I grew up playing

00:49:06 sports is like you have three or four practices

00:49:08 a week. You play a game on the weekend.

00:49:10 - I'm trying to remember. I feel like basketball we played

00:49:12 a lot of games. - Yeah. - But we had practice

00:49:14 every day. So it was five practices a week.

00:49:16 No. I mean we had something every day.

00:49:20 So it was either practice or a game

00:49:22 every day of the week.

00:49:24 - We probably practiced three or four times a week in one game.

00:49:26 - We probably had three to two

00:49:28 I would guess. And then maybe like a weekend tournament here and there.

00:49:30 - Yeah probably. - But I don't think

00:49:32 that's a bad thing. I think it's that the

00:49:34 way the games are played. Cause I

00:49:36 I don't know. Part of me

00:49:38 feels like the best way to

00:49:40 get better is to like

00:49:42 play. You know have like

00:49:44 live action. Rather than just

00:49:46 drills. - To an extent. - Yeah like certain things you need

00:49:48 to work on and refine your

00:49:50 skills and all that.

00:49:52 But I think the real problem is

00:49:54 that like the games are like

00:49:56 these AAU games that are being filmed

00:49:58 and fucking Instagram accounts.

00:50:00 And everyone. This is specifically basketball.

00:50:02 But everything is like ISO

00:50:04 and like handles and like

00:50:06 Europeans are like we pass the ball.

00:50:08 - Every single

00:50:10 stud. Not every single stud. But the majority

00:50:12 of these like high school kids that you learned about

00:50:14 in the past like three years. They went to

00:50:16 college and then they went to the NBA and they were mediocre

00:50:18 at both of them. - All the time. - But as a kid

00:50:20 I was like this is gonna be the greatest basketball player I've ever seen in my life.

00:50:22 - Right. - And then these people you don't

00:50:24 hear of obviously cause they're from Europe or other

00:50:26 countries. They come in and they're so much better.

00:50:28 The brand of basketball that's probably been played

00:50:30 with in the past like five years it happened.

00:50:32 It's so bad.

00:50:34 And it's like

00:50:36 I could see a world in ten years where American

00:50:38 basketball players are not non-existent

00:50:40 but like in the all-star game you will see

00:50:42 75% Europeans and maybe a couple

00:50:44 of nationals. - Which is so embarrassing because

00:50:46 like we had the biggest

00:50:48 head start. - Well Adam

00:50:50 Silva recognized that right?

00:50:52 They implementing like

00:50:54 some kind of

00:50:56 player development league. - Yeah.

00:50:58 - But it's gotta be like

00:51:00 well before the fucking NBA gets involved.

00:51:02 You know what I mean? - No it's for kids.

00:51:04 - Yeah cause like your local coach is

00:51:06 just like some fucking dickhead.

00:51:08 You know it's like

00:51:10 so I'm coaching tonight.

00:51:12 The head coach is away.

00:51:14 And I'm like the default

00:51:16 coach. So I mean we're talking about

00:51:18 six year olds. I play like games

00:51:20 with them and shit. - Luca would've passed.

00:51:22 - There's a kid named Luca.

00:51:24 But

00:51:26 so I don't know what to do because

00:51:28 playing in this league

00:51:30 first of all it's ten foot hoops. Crazy.

00:51:32 I would never have signed him up for it if I didn't know there were

00:51:34 eight foot hoops. A six year old playing on a ten foot hoop

00:51:36 is insane. I've said this before.

00:51:38 LeBron James and my son play on the same hoop.

00:51:40 It's fucking nuts. He's like one of the only

00:51:42 kids that can get it up there. He has to

00:51:44 leave the ball. The scores are like four to two

00:51:46 every game.

00:51:48 But my team

00:51:50 our team is the only team

00:51:52 that

00:51:54 doesn't travel and double

00:51:56 dribble. Everyone

00:51:58 else they double dribble

00:52:00 the whole fucking game. Like they just dribble, they get

00:52:02 stuck in a corner, they just run around

00:52:04 a person and start dribbling again. And

00:52:06 I think tonight I'm gonna tell these

00:52:08 kids to just fucking double dribble.

00:52:10 [laughter]

00:52:12 We're the only team in the league.

00:52:14 You're gonna coach one night and ruin all their fundamentals?

00:52:16 [laughter]

00:52:18 We're the only team though. Ball security!

00:52:20 These kids are not having

00:52:22 any fun because they come across half court

00:52:24 the defense jumps up on them

00:52:26 they stop their dribble because they don't know how to fucking do it yet

00:52:28 they get double and triple teamed

00:52:30 and they're like leaning and they throw

00:52:32 a pass that sucks and the ball gets stolen

00:52:34 and then they're back on defense. It sucks.

00:52:36 If you just started dribbling again you would have had an open layup.

00:52:38 So I think I'm just gonna be like

00:52:40 fuck these refs man. These refs aren't gonna

00:52:42 call that shit yo! Like just fucking

00:52:44 dribble again! You want full

00:52:46 Mac? For real, yeah!

00:52:48 Exactly that!

00:52:50 Putting fucking pins in their armbands.

00:52:52 You should

00:52:54 wear Tim's today, Luca.

00:52:56 I'm telling Keegan to

00:52:58 like Steph Curry this shit. You get across half court

00:53:00 just shoot it. Just throw it.

00:53:02 And dribble as many fucking times as

00:53:04 you want to.

00:53:06 You're gonna be the dad that has

00:53:08 the kids on the team furious

00:53:10 with you.

00:53:12 I remember I had a kid's dad

00:53:14 who would be at games and he'd always

00:53:16 be on shootout like shut the fuck

00:53:18 up!

00:53:20 It's funny.

00:53:22 Chris shoots the puck every time he has it!

00:53:24 It is funny. Every parent is

00:53:26 yelling at their kids to shoot. It's so funny.

00:53:28 Because it's just so stupid

00:53:30 at this level that it's like we just want

00:53:32 all of our kids to get one basket and go home happy.

00:53:34 That's it.

00:53:36 But back to the real basketball stuff.

00:53:38 I remember, I think Luca

00:53:40 said it first, maybe Jokic.

00:53:42 There's a couple

00:53:44 other European guys I remember

00:53:46 when they were first in the

00:53:48 league, like 20 years old. They were

00:53:50 like, this is easier.

00:53:52 It was Luca who said it. He said scoring is much easier.

00:53:54 Yeah.

00:53:56 But I think in general, those guys are playing

00:53:58 with grown men. Maybe they're not

00:54:00 college superstars, but you're playing

00:54:02 against some Yugoslavian fucking

00:54:04 farmer who's like bodying you

00:54:06 and you're not playing

00:54:08 against finesse superstars.

00:54:10 So when you come over here and it's like,

00:54:12 I don't know, okay that guy has some handles

00:54:14 and that guy, like James Harden

00:54:16 can like iso.

00:54:18 The rest of the game is easier because I'm playing against

00:54:20 like, you know,

00:54:22 Divas over here.

00:54:24 But now, the skills

00:54:26 still used to balance it out. Now if those guys

00:54:28 get skilled, it's like

00:54:30 fucking forget about it.

00:54:32 I don't know, that'll be quite embarrassing

00:54:34 if the league is just like...

00:54:36 But that's been a long time coming, right? When was the first

00:54:38 time the USA lost the Olympics? Like 15 years ago?

00:54:40 Yeah,

00:54:42 but like when we lost that one,

00:54:44 we didn't send our

00:54:46 best over. It was kind of like

00:54:48 we had won so many times. But it was still like

00:54:50 mellow, right? It was our

00:54:52 A1, A2s.

00:54:54 But like the next time around, we

00:54:56 fucking demolished everything. But then we've lost like

00:54:58 FIBA recently, haven't we?

00:55:00 So that's all starting to come around a little bit.

00:55:02 I just saw a video on

00:55:04 Instagram about...

00:55:06 I don't know which Olympic team it was,

00:55:08 which year it was, but they were in Vegas

00:55:10 practicing,

00:55:12 I guess, before they went overseas.

00:55:14 And the whole team went out

00:55:16 and they came...

00:55:18 They were coming back in at 5.30

00:55:20 in the morning and Kobe was leaving

00:55:22 the hotel to go to the gym.

00:55:24 Kobe was such an asshole.

00:55:26 Kobe was so that guy that all the other players

00:55:28 were like, "Fuck." Because they

00:55:30 were like, "What are you doing, dude?" And he was like, "I'm going

00:55:32 to the gym. What are you guys doing?" And the

00:55:34 next day, LeBron and Wade joined

00:55:36 him. And the third day,

00:55:38 four more joined him. And they said by the end of the week,

00:55:40 everybody was at the gym at 5 a.m. practicing.

00:55:42 And it's awesome. And that's the way it

00:55:44 should be. But also, he's the guy where it's

00:55:46 like, "God damn it, dude."

00:55:48 You did extra homework.

00:55:50 You're making us all look

00:55:52 bad. But yeah, that year that...

00:55:54 Yeah, Argentina beat

00:55:56 us. I think it was like Carlos

00:55:58 Boozer and... It was still LeBron,

00:56:00 Wade, and

00:56:02 Melo. Those are all young LeBron.

00:56:04 I think I saw Tim Duncan. Duncan.

00:56:06 Richard. Yeah.

00:56:08 See, I feel like that

00:56:10 picture right there. I feel like Richard Jefferson,

00:56:12 Stephon Marais, and Melo were getting a lot of touches.

00:56:14 You know what I mean?

00:56:16 I feel like a lot of those other guys were coming off

00:56:18 the finals, played all playoffs.

00:56:20 I don't know. Or maybe

00:56:22 they just got straight up beat. But I do remember, I feel like

00:56:24 the next time around, the Redeem team

00:56:26 was like, massacres left and right.

00:56:28 But...

00:56:30 And it's still

00:56:32 really more like hockey with

00:56:34 Canada versus the World, right?

00:56:36 No, it's Canada versus the World. No.

00:56:38 USA versus the World? No.

00:56:40 Hockey's got teams.

00:56:42 Yeah, because this is still like... Canada wins

00:56:44 a lot of the time, but like USA,

00:56:46 Sweden, Finland, Russia.

00:56:48 They all have good players. Because this is all...

00:56:50 I feel like if you put Jokic and

00:56:52 Lukaku... Those guys are all in different countries.

00:56:54 But if they were all in one, they'd be like, fucking incredible.

00:56:56 But it's still kind of spread out.

00:56:58 Once it gets to the point where every country can ball,

00:57:00 it's gonna get ugly, man. It's gonna get ugly.

00:57:02 Alright, so let's get into our voicemails.

00:57:04 And then we got a special interview coming up

00:57:06 when we were out in Vegas. We sat down

00:57:08 with Leann Kreischer,

00:57:10 who runs pretty much all of Burt's

00:57:12 business, and

00:57:14 was basically a lot of

00:57:16 the inspiration and a lot of the work

00:57:18 that went into his career

00:57:20 that has become so successful.

00:57:22 And Burt works hard,

00:57:24 as hard as anybody, but

00:57:26 Leann is kind of the one behind the scenes

00:57:28 and telling some

00:57:30 very interesting stories about Burt's

00:57:32 path and her path as a mom

00:57:34 and a podcaster and

00:57:36 a person who runs the business.

00:57:38 So if you're interested in any

00:57:40 of that stuff these days with

00:57:42 comedy and podcasting and influencing

00:57:44 and all that, she gives a very

00:57:46 unique look behind the curtain on that one.

00:57:48 So, shout out to her.

00:57:50 She's got her podcast, Wife of the Party.

00:57:52 We went on that, so you can hear our interview on

00:57:54 hers and her interview on us today.

00:57:56 But first we got voicemails. Make sure you submit

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00:59:06 What's up

00:59:08 KFC fights? Everyone

00:59:10 got a bit of a story for you,

00:59:12 and I think you'll see for obvious reasons

00:59:14 why I am not showing my face on this.

00:59:16 I work for

00:59:18 a state government,

00:59:20 and last fall

00:59:22 the governor of the state

00:59:24 moved into our office.

00:59:26 So a few weeks ago,

00:59:28 I go to go to the bathroom, and

00:59:30 as I'm walking towards the urinal, the

00:59:32 governor is walking away.

00:59:34 I do the polite nod,

00:59:36 hold that whole thing. He then

00:59:38 proceeds to have a three-minute

00:59:40 conversation with me while I'm trying

00:59:42 to piss.

00:59:44 Not just the nice

00:59:46 weather, that whole thing. He asks me questions

00:59:48 about which department I work

00:59:50 for, all that shit. Awkward

00:59:52 as hell. I obviously, he's done washing

00:59:54 his hands at this point, and I can see my peripherals.

00:59:56 He's just looking at me while he's talking.

00:59:58 So awkward, so uncomfortable.

01:00:00 I couldn't piss until he left.

01:00:02 And so then,

01:00:04 this then happened four

01:00:06 out of five days the following week.

01:00:08 Just unbelievable coincidence.

01:00:10 Conversation every time.

01:00:12 Don't think you remembered who the fuck guy was, which is a

01:00:14 good thing, but what is the

01:00:16 most awkward encounter you have had

01:00:18 with someone in power?

01:00:20 So, let's hear it.

01:00:22 Um...

01:00:24 I don't understand

01:00:26 pee-shy people.

01:00:28 Maybe it's because, like I said,

01:00:30 I understand people who don't want to have a conversation.

01:00:32 Yeah, but I mean, I could piss.

01:00:34 I have no problem pissing. Yeah, I don't have a problem with that either.

01:00:36 I'm with you on that. Like, Tommy Smokes is like,

01:00:38 "Grow up." Tommy Smokes

01:00:40 can't pee if there's someone within like a hundred yards.

01:00:42 "Grow up." If I go to the bathroom, it's because

01:00:44 I have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna pee. The piss is coming.

01:00:46 It's, you know, my bladder's decision.

01:00:48 It's not like

01:00:50 when I decide to pee, I'm like,

01:00:52 "Okay, let me find... No one's around."

01:00:54 My piss is falling out of me.

01:00:56 [laughter]

01:00:58 I think it's just like

01:01:00 the levees have broken.

01:01:02 Not like the girls. The girls, it's literally falling out of them.

01:01:04 But for us, it's...

01:01:06 The pipe is broken.

01:01:08 Also, by the way, it sounds like I wouldn't

01:01:10 love it, but

01:01:12 it does sound like a pretty

01:01:14 genuine and kind

01:01:16 governor. Like this son of a bitch

01:01:18 elected official trying to

01:01:20 find out about me and my life.

01:01:22 He's taking interest in you, right? Four out of five days

01:01:24 sounds insane, though. That's nuts.

01:01:26 Four out of five days, if you... I don't even care

01:01:28 if it's a governor or

01:01:30 a fucking intern. If four out of five

01:01:32 days you run into someone in the bathroom, that's an anomaly.

01:01:34 That's crazy. By the third day, I'd be like,

01:01:36 "Yo, this is nuts." I did it with someone recently.

01:01:38 We were on the exact same pee schedule.

01:01:40 I forget who it was. Like three times that day.

01:01:42 We were just walking in at the same time. I mean, that's nuts.

01:01:44 Especially with you.

01:01:46 Oh, so you also drink 94 ounces

01:01:48 of water a week? A day?

01:01:50 But the...

01:01:52 Yeah, you're like,

01:01:54 "Governor, do you have an office?"

01:01:56 "Do you just live in here?"

01:01:58 What do you think is

01:02:00 the most powerful person you've ever talked to?

01:02:02 That's a good question.

01:02:04 It's a good question.

01:02:06 It's probably not a particularly powerful person.

01:02:08 It's probably Dave.

01:02:10 The, uh...

01:02:12 Oh, um...

01:02:14 Cardinal O'Malley's like one of the

01:02:16 guys in line to be the Pope.

01:02:18 Yeah, that's a good one. He's pretty up there.

01:02:20 That's pretty powerful. Yeah, I hadn't thought about him.

01:02:22 I think he'll get it one day.

01:02:24 I've been hearing that name a long time.

01:02:26 He's either gonna die or become Pope.

01:02:28 One or the other.

01:02:30 He probably wants to die before he becomes Pope.

01:02:32 Being Pope is the worst.

01:02:34 He's still pretty young, I think.

01:02:36 Well, by Pope standards, probably.

01:02:38 Pope, you get elected when you're like 100.

01:02:40 Yeah, probably Cardinal O'Malley in that sense.

01:02:42 That's an actual, that's a real answer.

01:02:44 That's a good one.

01:02:46 I don't think I've ever talked to any

01:02:48 actual government

01:02:50 people.

01:02:52 Charlie Baker and I have

01:02:54 talked a couple, a handful of times

01:02:56 at Team Impact events.

01:02:58 It's probably just more rich people.

01:03:02 I don't know how powerful people are.

01:03:04 I've met rich people.

01:03:06 Charlie Baker actually came to me

01:03:08 at a Team Impact event years ago

01:03:10 and he was like, "How's New York treating you?"

01:03:12 I was like, "You know what the fuck that is?"

01:03:14 I was like, "You know what the fuck that is?"

01:03:16 I'm sure those guys kept their eye on Barstool

01:03:18 more than they would like to admit.

01:03:20 Probably yes, but also he's probably got an aide.

01:03:22 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:03:24 He's got a beef.

01:03:26 I guess that would be, everything else would be

01:03:30 sports or entertainment

01:03:32 and money, like you're saying.

01:03:34 Yeah, which is not just power, but it's more influence, I guess.

01:03:36 Jack, have you ever talked to any powerful people?

01:03:38 Um, I don't think so.

01:03:40 Who's the most famous person you've ever talked to?

01:03:44 The most famous person?

01:03:46 Is it me?

01:03:48 Honestly, maybe.

01:03:50 You've talked to guests we've had.

01:03:52 Yeah, but not really.

01:03:54 I don't really talk to them.

01:03:56 Who do you think is the most famous person?

01:03:58 Who's the guest that came here that you were the most like,

01:04:00 "Holy shit"?

01:04:02 For whatever reason.

01:04:06 I mean, Alex Cooper was the one I was

01:04:08 kind of freaking out about, but that was

01:04:10 unexpected. You did Fangirl out of nowhere on that one.

01:04:12 I didn't realize how big of a fan I was

01:04:14 until then. That was funny watching that.

01:04:16 Really? I don't know where I was that day, but I wasn't here.

01:04:18 Yeah, I remember that. You weren't here.

01:04:20 Jackie was like,

01:04:22 "I don't know why, but I'm like..."

01:04:24 I think that's why it was unexpected.

01:04:26 Well, because she did roll in here

01:04:28 like a motherfucking G.

01:04:30 I get that. If I'm prepared to see

01:04:32 someone or something, I can handle

01:04:34 it better.

01:04:36 Even the way she...

01:04:38 I was like, "Whoa."

01:04:40 It's a different vibe now.

01:04:42 If anybody were to come with that kind of posse, though,

01:04:44 and those kind of cameras...

01:04:46 I'm almost the opposite. When people

01:04:48 roll in dolo is when I'm like, "Yo, that person

01:04:50 doesn't fuck around."

01:04:52 I think they're cooler.

01:04:54 Yeah, but I...

01:04:56 Yeah, I guess so, but I also think

01:04:58 when the chips are down, those people are

01:05:00 more...

01:05:02 I guess it depends on who you are.

01:05:04 Yeah, you come in solo,

01:05:06 it's like, "That person's a fucking man."

01:05:08 You come in with a crew, I'm thinking you're more

01:05:10 important. Right, which is stupid, but

01:05:12 I guess it's true. I Fangirled

01:05:14 a lot over E. Yeah,

01:05:16 you did. You bugged out about that. A lot of people do

01:05:18 over him. Entourage really moves the needle with

01:05:20 people, for sure. It was such a

01:05:22 phenomenon and such a comfort thing

01:05:24 for guys and girls that people

01:05:26 go nuts for those dudes. I still watch Entourage

01:05:28 almost every Sunday. Yeah? Really?

01:05:30 Yeah, if I'm so hungover and I need to

01:05:32 be put in a good mood, I just watch five episodes

01:05:34 at a time. That first season

01:05:36 is so fun.

01:05:38 It's just like, this is what every

01:05:40 guy wishes their life would be.

01:05:44 At that point, it was like, "Sex in the City"

01:05:46 for guys is what people were calling it.

01:05:48 That's exactly what it is.

01:05:50 Alright, next voicemail.

01:05:52 Hey KSC crew, I'm just watching

01:05:56 The Combine and I just watched Fights

01:05:58 pump out 42 big reps.

01:06:00 Strongest man in the world. Now,

01:06:02 first thing I notice is, even when this guy is doing

01:06:04 what makes him happy, pumping

01:06:06 out reps with the boys,

01:06:08 he's using a suicide grip.

01:06:10 Come on, Jackie, you gotta

01:06:12 get him back on that jar.

01:06:14 What is the suicide grip?

01:06:18 I don't have my thumbs on the bar,

01:06:20 so the bar can just fall on me.

01:06:22 So you were just holding it with your fucking fingers?

01:06:26 It's just kind of resting in your palms.

01:06:28 Crazy.

01:06:30 I don't know, it's just the way I learned to live.

01:06:34 You know what was so

01:06:36 disheartening about,

01:06:38 and very, it was like so

01:06:40 personal on display,

01:06:42 it was like, if you ever,

01:06:44 we are not a team.

01:06:46 It took Billy being like,

01:06:48 "Come on, let's go guys, let's fucking

01:06:50 hype each other up here."

01:06:52 In the beginning it was very much people being like,

01:06:54 "I hope he doesn't do more than me, I hope he doesn't do more than me."

01:06:56 And I know why that is the case, but like...

01:06:58 I actually think our group

01:07:00 was better at that. We were cheering people

01:07:02 on for the 40,

01:07:04 and then...

01:07:06 It's one of those things,

01:07:08 I think our group was a little bit more like,

01:07:10 your group was definitely like,

01:07:12 silent. Bro, it was like,

01:07:14 "This sucks."

01:07:16 Our group, I think we were a little more animated.

01:07:18 Excuse me, as the thing goes on, it's been two hours,

01:07:20 I can't keep cheering for two hours.

01:07:22 But the, I think for...

01:07:24 We would like clap it up like,

01:07:26 whatever, but like,

01:07:28 there was definitely no genuine like,

01:07:30 There would be, during your group, I would

01:07:32 I'd see it and be like, "Have you gone yet?"

01:07:34 And you'd be like, "Yeah, I went."

01:07:36 Exactly, exactly. It was very...

01:07:38 Our group wasn't, we weren't...

01:07:40 Francis was bugging out.

01:07:42 Dude, Francis ran the 40

01:07:44 like, first. And he was like the first person to go.

01:07:46 35, whatever it was. It wasn't 40, right?

01:07:48 And it was

01:07:50 Spider and

01:07:52 Megan making money were doing the

01:07:54 watches. And you had to pick

01:07:56 which one you wanted.

01:07:58 And obviously we're talking about tenths of a second, so like,

01:08:00 you could be better or worse.

01:08:02 And he picked, I think, Spider.

01:08:04 And he was 7 tenths of a second slower.

01:08:06 Which is like, you got fucked.

01:08:08 Like, by almost a full second

01:08:10 on a 3 and a half second race.

01:08:12 That sucks, right? But he was like,

01:08:14 distraught.

01:08:16 I guess I get to go again, right?

01:08:18 We're going to go second? And he was like,

01:08:20 comparing to everybody else's.

01:08:22 And I was like, "Oh, I can't tell you how much I hate this.

01:08:24 I hate this so much, guys."

01:08:26 Like, people were talking about their

01:08:28 form and stuff. And I was like, "Let's

01:08:30 just fucking dick around and have some

01:08:32 fun. It's crazy. Like, we're all going

01:08:34 to be bad. None of us are going to be good.

01:08:36 A couple are going to be good, a couple are going to be

01:08:38 terrible. Everyone else is in the middle. That's the fucking

01:08:40 point of this thing, you know?"

01:08:42 I loved, like, Max was like, bugging out

01:08:44 about it. And I was like, "Dude, just go do it."

01:08:46 And I think he ended up being like,

01:08:48 just outside of

01:08:50 the top five. Which was like,

01:08:52 awesome for him. He was exactly where he wanted to be.

01:08:54 Like, you showed everyone you can do all the things, but you don't have

01:08:56 to stick around for like, four more hours.

01:08:58 By the way, I wanted to,

01:09:00 I didn't call him out on this in the

01:09:02 moment. So, maybe

01:09:04 I will have to call him or give him a shot

01:09:06 to respond. Because it was so ridiculous

01:09:08 in passing that I just let it happen.

01:09:10 I was leaving the office.

01:09:12 White Sox Dave was coming back to the office, I think, to do the

01:09:14 skit. And he told me

01:09:16 he threw

01:09:18 the vertical jump so that he wouldn't advance.

01:09:20 [laughter]

01:09:22 He was like, "Look

01:09:24 at the tape. I didn't try

01:09:26 because I wanted to have lunch and I didn't

01:09:28 want to advance."

01:09:30 - Everyone can have lunch.

01:09:32 - And I was kind of waiting for my Uber.

01:09:34 - There was a full on built in lunch break with lunch provided.

01:09:36 - He said to me

01:09:38 something like,

01:09:40 I can't remember how he worded it, but it was

01:09:42 so, it was almost like I knew.

01:09:44 He was kind of like, "Did you see what I did?"

01:09:46 And I was like, "What?"

01:09:48 And then he said it to me. And I was kind

01:09:50 of like, "Oh, okay. Yeah, man."

01:09:52 And then my Uber came and I was like, "Wait.

01:09:54 What?

01:09:56 In no world did White Sox Dave

01:09:58 throw the vertical jump

01:10:00 to not advance in the

01:10:02 final. That's fucking insane.

01:10:04 - Also, the vertical jump

01:10:06 is two before?

01:10:08 Yeah, it went 35.

01:10:10 - Yeah, that wasn't the final. So you wouldn't have even

01:10:12 known if you were going to be in the final.

01:10:14 - And you would have thrown them much easier

01:10:16 and let one throw, which is

01:10:18 throwing. - Yeah, you could have just.

01:10:20 On the last one, he hit from full court.

01:10:22 [laughter]

01:10:24 I think he got the most points in the throwing.

01:10:26 - Did he? - I know he

01:10:28 hit a three-pointer. So that's, I think

01:10:30 some people had like four. So he was like

01:10:32 top. - Right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:10:34 [laughter]

01:10:36 - But he threw the vertical jump.

01:10:38 - That's very funny. He definitely did not throw the vertical jump.

01:10:40 - And I was

01:10:42 so like, "What are you

01:10:44 saying?" He's like, "Go check the tape." I threw

01:10:46 it. And I was just like, "Oh, okay.

01:10:48 What?" It was fucking ridiculous.

01:10:50 - The

01:10:52 White Sox Dave also,

01:10:54 we had him on

01:10:56 Out of Order. - New Out of Order skit is out.

01:10:58 It's great. - We...

01:11:00 This is... It's honestly...

01:11:02 It's on us.

01:11:04 Like, we are not good

01:11:06 directors, producers.

01:11:08 I think... 'Cause we're not...

01:11:10 So here's the deal. We did, obviously, the Moneyball sketch.

01:11:12 And in that Moneyball scene,

01:11:14 there's a lot of people who just are there.

01:11:16 - To just be like... To mimic the scene.

01:11:18 - Yeah. But in the scene, even

01:11:20 in the scene, there's a lot of people who are just... - Right. There's a lot of non-speaking parts.

01:11:22 - ...just sitting there. - Yeah.

01:11:24 - And I know, like, I...

01:11:26 When I ask... When we ask someone to

01:11:28 be in and out of order, it feels like...

01:11:30 Actually, I'm not gonna say weeks. I can't speak for everybody. But when I

01:11:32 personally ask somebody, I feel

01:11:34 very much like I'm

01:11:36 asking them to do me a huge favor. - Right. - So I'm

01:11:38 always like trying to be as

01:11:40 like

01:11:42 accommodating as I can. - Sure. - 'Cause they're...

01:11:44 They are obviously doing me a huge favor. - They're giving you time.

01:11:46 - But they're... Yeah. - Yeah. - And so like, I feel...

01:11:48 - I still think that they

01:11:50 feel like

01:11:52 they are being asked to be

01:11:54 in the skit. - Yeah. Yeah. - Like, it's

01:11:56 like, "Hey, we need some extras for our skit."

01:11:58 And they're like, "I'm in."

01:12:00 Like, "This is my time to shine."

01:12:02 Like, I think they're gonna get a

01:12:04 speaking part. They think they're gonna be the star of it. Whatever.

01:12:06 Maybe. - Which I get. I totally get.

01:12:08 And it is...

01:12:10 Again, I keep saying "I." It's very much me, Owen,

01:12:12 and Pavis who, like, think about it.

01:12:14 But what I feel when we're doing it

01:12:16 is like, I don't want to step on...

01:12:18 I don't want to, like, take away their joy.

01:12:20 And be like, "Just shut up."

01:12:22 [laughter]

01:12:24 - "Here's the deal. Shut your fucking mouth.

01:12:28 We gotta get out of here in an hour."

01:12:30 - Like, and then, like,

01:12:32 it is like... - Now, okay. - Like, it's...

01:12:34 I don't want to... Again, I am just...

01:12:36 Pete Felix, it's me, Owen, and Pavis

01:12:38 think about all this. But it is

01:12:40 like, I don't want to be like,

01:12:42 "You're just a fucking piece of meat."

01:12:44 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. We need a human body.

01:12:46 - "Just sit down and be meat on screen."

01:12:48 - Now, but okay, I'll also say this.

01:12:50 I was talking to Pavis about it,

01:12:52 and he said, you know,

01:12:54 "White Sox Dave just got... He just simply got too horny."

01:12:56 - "He got too horny."

01:12:58 - But, but, in his defense,

01:13:00 so you guys were doing this skit.

01:13:02 If you haven't seen the Out of Order skit, it's a Moneyball spoof

01:13:04 talking about the Fanatics jerseys

01:13:06 in Major League Baseball that are see-through.

01:13:08 So the premise is that the Oakland A's

01:13:10 doing Moneyball are gonna hire hot chicks

01:13:12 with big tits 'cause the

01:13:14 uniforms are see-through.

01:13:16 And so it's a horny skit.

01:13:18 And you invited White Sox Dave,

01:13:20 and then he was too horny, and I told Pavis,

01:13:22 I was like, "That's like inviting a dog to the skit

01:13:24 and being mad that he's barking."

01:13:26 What did you expect?

01:13:28 - In the outtakes, I did...

01:13:30 - Let me see. I haven't seen these outtakes.

01:13:32 - You haven't seen it? I've watched this

01:13:34 like 100 times.

01:13:36 - Now, before you said, like, it was

01:13:38 a sketch about boobs.

01:13:40 - Right.

01:13:42 - And I think White Sox Dave...

01:13:44 - He lost that. - He's like, "This is a sketch about tits."

01:13:46 - Ah! - And it's a different...

01:13:48 they're different things. - I see what you...

01:13:50 I get it. I get it.

01:13:52 Some guys were talking about breasts,

01:13:54 and he was talking about fucking bags.

01:13:56 - We're doing boobs. - Yeah. Yeah.

01:13:58 Doing boobs.

01:14:00 - This is your boss right here. He has a right to say

01:14:02 his piece. I just got done watching

01:14:04 True Detective Season 1, and Alexandra D'Addario

01:14:06 has just a phenomenal rack, an immaculate

01:14:08 rack. Her tits are like

01:14:10 gargoyles perched on a ledge.

01:14:12 Okay? - Get your face... - I'd like to

01:14:14 see that in a stadium, personally.

01:14:16 Guys, guys, that True Detective,

01:14:18 she's riding Woody Harrelson,

01:14:20 like, and about to pull

01:14:22 her shirt off, and her tits just flop all over his

01:14:24 face. It's fucking incredible.

01:14:26 Get that. I want more of that.

01:14:28 - Can her tits turn a double-foot?

01:14:30 - Probably.

01:14:32 They were handcrafted by God himself.

01:14:34 [laughter]

01:14:36 - Editing...

01:14:38 - Bro, the funniest

01:14:40 thing is you.

01:14:42 If you know John, first of all,

01:14:44 when the star starts to deliver

01:14:46 his lines again, shut the fuck up.

01:14:48 But when you turn

01:14:50 your head, and you put your hand to your mouth,

01:14:52 oh, that's so you going,

01:14:54 "What the fuck?"

01:14:56 - I think that was a Unite locked eyes.

01:14:58 "What the fuck is going on right now?"

01:15:00 - But you know what, man?

01:15:02 I mean, you can't...

01:15:04 You can't shoot

01:15:06 your skits

01:15:08 with cutting room floor

01:15:10 in mind. I don't think that's just

01:15:12 madness.

01:15:14 - But that's great!

01:15:16 - Paz has watched this all.

01:15:18 Every time in the last 24 hours I've heard Paz laughing

01:15:20 out loud, I just know he's watching.

01:15:22 He's watching my entire thing.

01:15:24 - When...

01:15:26 I can see you guys, I can see Paz

01:15:28 and Owen sitting down being like, "Alright,

01:15:30 here's the skit. Here's what we need to

01:15:32 get this shot and that shot and the punchline

01:15:34 and the ending. Okay, and now

01:15:36 we need... now we need some

01:15:38 ridiculousness." I mean, that is...

01:15:40 That's the...

01:15:42 You know, you can't script that, man.

01:15:44 That is so funny.

01:15:46 That is...

01:15:48 - That's just so David. - Her tits are like

01:15:52 gargoyles perched up.

01:15:54 - Who has ever described nice tits

01:15:56 as gargoyles? - You know what, her tits are

01:15:58 like Batman overlooking the city.

01:16:00 [laughter]

01:16:02 - Her tits just flop out all over the

01:16:06 streets.

01:16:08 - "Alright, suck

01:16:10 those things off, god damn."

01:16:12 [laughter]

01:16:14 - Her tits

01:16:16 like gargoyles. - But then, but again,

01:16:18 I do really think that

01:16:20 it's our fault. We didn't

01:16:22 explain it clearly to Dave. - Well, I also

01:16:24 think, like...

01:16:26 I'm sure that's probably

01:16:28 something that like Pabs and Noah

01:16:30 should do where you're like...

01:16:32 You know your role going in. Where it's like,

01:16:34 "Will, you're gonna be like a speaking part."

01:16:36 And you guys... - Yeah. - But also

01:16:38 it's kinda like... - But you know what?

01:16:40 It might be better just... It's probably

01:16:42 more work for you to like edit and shit.

01:16:44 Maybe the shoot runs a little longer.

01:16:46 But it's probably better for stuff like this to just let

01:16:48 some of these bozos go. - I'll

01:16:50 let a couple go through, like, and then

01:16:52 when I'm like, "We really need to get this shot."

01:16:54 It's like, "Alright, so I like that, I didn't like that."

01:16:56 - Good, good, good. - It's like, "Let's make sure we all..."

01:16:58 "Oh, no, I'll say we already got that, so let's just make sure we get that."

01:17:00 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:17:02 You already did great.

01:17:04 You're already gonna be a star, so just

01:17:06 zip it. - I don't think

01:17:08 it was with Dave, I forget. At one point

01:17:10 Pabs was like, "Okay, cameras are only

01:17:12 on Jon and Dave and

01:17:14 Eddie right now." - "Nobody else's

01:17:16 mic is even working. We're not

01:17:18 gonna get anything else recorded

01:17:20 except Jon and Will."

01:17:22 I did have major FOMO

01:17:24 when I saw this. I should've gone.

01:17:26 I should've gone. It looked fun. But I

01:17:28 do worry about stuff like that where I'm like,

01:17:30 I'm like, I

01:17:32 don't wanna be a part of it

01:17:34 unless it's natural

01:17:36 and I definitely don't wanna be the guy.

01:17:38 Like, I would probably be there

01:17:40 sitting in silence. - We've been great.

01:17:42 - I know, I know.

01:17:44 Next time you need someone in silence,

01:17:46 I'll be your guy. The last thing I ever

01:17:48 wanna be, though, is the guy who

01:17:50 everyone's going like, "Jeez."

01:17:52 - It was great, but Kevin wouldn't shut the

01:17:54 fuck up or whatever, you know?

01:17:56 - I was just having fun and laughing right now.

01:17:58 But it was incredibly nice

01:18:00 and awesome that they

01:18:02 gave their time. - It did come out

01:18:04 great. - And Dave is in another

01:18:06 sketch where Dave crushed it and stole the show.

01:18:08 But that one's not out yet.

01:18:10 But the...

01:18:12 This one was funny. - Dude, your reaction

01:18:14 was so good. - It was so funny.

01:18:16 It was so funny.

01:18:18 - Stuff like this, I wonder...

01:18:20 Like...

01:18:22 You probably are just...

01:18:24 You're either an asshole or you're not an asshole.

01:18:26 But let's say you

01:18:28 start acting, right?

01:18:30 And 30 years down the line,

01:18:32 you're on set and someone's doing this.

01:18:34 I could see where someone, like a Christian Bale, is like, "Shut the fuck up!"

01:18:36 "Shut up, man!"

01:18:38 You know? In one skit, you guys are like,

01:18:40 "Oh, fuck." But, you know,

01:18:42 on your hundredth three-hour movie,

01:18:44 you're like, "Shut your goddamn mouth.

01:18:46 Stop talking about tits, man."

01:18:48 [laughter]

01:18:50 - Uh...

01:18:52 I wonder if Jackie's soccer team ever made fun

01:18:54 of her saying that her gargoyles

01:18:56 put that on the Instagram.

01:18:58 Jackie gargoyles.

01:19:00 - Hey, FightKSC gang.

01:19:04 I've got kind of like a high thought

01:19:06 for you, I guess.

01:19:08 So...

01:19:10 For 12 o'clock

01:19:12 at

01:19:14 night,

01:19:16 people call it

01:19:18 midnight,

01:19:20 which would imply

01:19:22 6 p.m.

01:19:24 to 6 a.m.

01:19:26 would be the nighttime,

01:19:28 I guess.

01:19:30 But in real life,

01:19:32 12 a.m.

01:19:34 means it's actually morning,

01:19:38 so it's not midnight.

01:19:40 It's kind of

01:19:42 end of the night.

01:19:44 - I don't fucking know.

01:19:46 I don't know anything anymore. Thanks, Viva.

01:19:48 - I mean, he's deadass right.

01:19:50 - He's 100% right. - 12 a.m.

01:19:52 - I do like how that realization can make Shatter his world.

01:19:54 - Yeah. - I don't know anything

01:19:56 anymore. - He's like, "Jackie,

01:19:58 is this even real?"

01:20:00 - If I fucked Diddy...

01:20:02 - I will say

01:20:04 the 24-hour

01:20:06 clock

01:20:08 is the most--makes so much

01:20:10 sense. The fact that we do a 12-hour

01:20:12 clock is insane.

01:20:14 - How come? - Why would we--

01:20:16 why do we reset it? Why not just keep going

01:20:18 to 24? There's 24 hours in a day.

01:20:20 You go 1 to 24. What time is it?

01:20:22 1732. Why is that a problem?

01:20:24 Why would we-- - That's what--that's, again,

01:20:26 what everyone else does. - Right.

01:20:28 I mean, there's a whole--you know, the

01:20:30 order of 10 with, like, centimeters,

01:20:32 kilometers, all that shit, that's all much--

01:20:34 makes more sense than miles and minutes

01:20:36 or feet and inches and miles

01:20:38 and all that. - We still got Fahrenheit on lock, though.

01:20:40 - Fahrenheit is king. - Fahrenheit is king, that's for sure.

01:20:42 But...

01:20:44 the 24-hour clock, it's like,

01:20:46 why would you just be like,

01:20:48 "We're gonna put

01:20:50 some letters into it and start over"?

01:20:52 - Can you--

01:20:54 can you Google that? - You definitely can't Google that.

01:20:56 That's hard for anybody to Google.

01:20:58 - I would say, like,

01:21:00 why do

01:21:02 we use a

01:21:04 12-hour a.m. p.m. clock?

01:21:06 [clicking]

01:21:08 [clicking]

01:21:10 "Ancient Egypt,

01:21:12 the night was divided into 12 equal parts

01:21:14 due to the fact that at the beginning of the Egyptian year,

01:21:16 there were 12 asterisms."

01:21:18 Okay, so that's--there's

01:21:20 just some wild shit. - So the answer is just

01:21:22 ancient tradition. - Dumb shit. Ancient

01:21:24 dumb shit. [laughter]

01:21:26 - Why is there 28 days

01:21:28 in February?

01:21:30 - Don't know. - Google that. - I think it--

01:21:32 I think it is, like--isn't it, like, if every month was 30

01:21:34 days, it would--they'd all be 30 days?

01:21:36 There's a--there's a number

01:21:38 where it's, like,

01:21:40 if 365 days--what's 365 divided by 12?

01:21:42 Well, I guess that doesn't really work out.

01:21:44 - But then, like, why does the--

01:21:46 this is because

01:21:48 the sum of any amount--12 months

01:21:50 of odd numbers will always equal an even

01:21:52 number, and he wanted it to be odd.

01:21:54 So it just sounded like one of those weird emperor things.

01:21:56 All--all of

01:21:58 these things are, like, just because someone

01:22:00 said so. None of it--none of it--the only

01:22:02 thing that's natural is, like, the sun and the moon--

01:22:04 you know, the sun going up and down. - Yeah.

01:22:06 - Everything else is just, like, we decided days of the

01:22:08 week, months of the year, how long a year is,

01:22:10 all that shit. Or no, I guess not.

01:22:12 I guess the year is decided, too, by

01:22:14 going around. A year and a day are

01:22:16 like a natural thing, but the way we measure

01:22:18 it is--is pretty much made

01:22:20 up.

01:22:22 Yeah, like, what--

01:22:24 like, who cares if it's 355

01:22:26 days? I don't know. This--this King Pompilius

01:22:28 didn't want it to be--okay.

01:22:30 Weirdo.

01:22:32 Um...

01:22:34 But...

01:22:36 definitively, midnight

01:22:38 is not

01:22:40 the beginning--is the end-- - It's end night. - End night.

01:22:42 - End night. It's--it's start--

01:22:44 - Midnight would be

01:22:46 like 8pm, right? - Yeah.

01:22:48 - Yeah. 'Cause the night is only

01:22:50 really, like, 6 to 12. - But it

01:22:52 is also, certainly,

01:22:54 if we're talking about what the sun is, it's obviously

01:22:56 still--that is-- - So, I mean, we--we just--we just have

01:22:58 the whole thing fucked up. - Yeah. - Just fuck the whole

01:23:00 thing up, man.

01:23:02 That'll blow your mind high, for sure.

01:23:04 That'll fuck you up. That'll--that'll have you going in circles

01:23:06 when you're high. 'Cause now I'm trying to think of

01:23:08 what--what should be called the day, what should be called

01:23:10 the night, what hour should be what.

01:23:12 The whole thing's jacked.

01:23:14 We should just have 24 hours

01:23:16 clock. We should have

01:23:18 meal one, meal two, meal three.

01:23:20 Nothing else to designate any other

01:23:22 time of the day. - Yeah. - Just live

01:23:24 your life. That's it. Alright.

01:23:26 Let's get into it. LeeAnne Kreischer on KFC Radio.

01:23:28 Let's talk to her. - Just live your life.

01:23:30 - Oh! - Alright, thanks for watching.

01:23:32 Make sure you subscribe, like, and leave

01:23:34 a comment below. Click that button.

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