Aired (January 5, 2001): Kung ngayon uso ang Pogi Problems, noon ang kadalasan nagkakaproblema pagdating sa pag-ibig ay ang mga Macho Dancers!
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00:00 [music]
00:03 Good evening ladies, especially those gentlemen out there.
00:06 Doktora O at your service.
00:09 If you have a problem with your love life,
00:12 problem with your sex life,
00:14 or with your life life,
00:17 Doktora O is your life therapist.
00:21 And for tonight,
00:23 our guests are these macho dancers
00:27 representative for the whole of Metro Manila.
00:32 [music]
00:40 Oh, tag, my buddy.
00:41 You're a tag man.
00:42 [music]
00:54 Okay.
00:57 Our first guest from Malabon,
01:00 a psychology student,
01:06 the son of a doctor,
01:07 Ricky Martin.
01:09 [applause]
01:16 Yes, our next guest from Poggio Antipolo,
01:20 Jerome.
01:22 [music]
01:30 Next in line,
01:32 Bayo Regrejajan from Las Piñas.
01:36 [music]
01:46 Our next guest,
01:49 from Libis Pasig, Antonio de Milasan.
01:53 [music]
02:02 Next man to dance for from Pateros,
02:05 Israel Rael.
02:07 [music]
02:16 And not the least, but the last,
02:18 from Anak Bayan, Paco, Manila,
02:20 Louie Kalma.
02:22 [music]
02:34 Okay, here are our macho guests for tonight.
02:38 Their problem is...
02:42 Why are you crying?
02:45 Their problem is...
02:47 Why are they not taking their lovers seriously?
02:52 It's better if we ask Israel.
02:57 Israel, in your opinion,
02:59 why are you not taking your lovers seriously?
03:02 I don't know.
03:04 I know I'm serious.
03:06 I don't know.
03:08 Thank you, Israel.
03:10 We'll be back later.
03:13 Antonio, Antonio,
03:15 why are you not taking your lovers seriously?
03:19 Well, ask me.
03:22 If you're asking my personal opinion,
03:25 I think she thinks I'm only joking her.
03:28 What do you think?
03:30 You're thinking of me?
03:32 Israel, I think we better talk with Banjo.
03:35 Banjo, what can you say?
03:37 [screaming]
03:48 Okay, guys.
03:49 Louie, let's ask Louie.
03:52 You talk to him.
03:55 Wait, okay.
03:56 Wait, just a minute.
03:58 Wait, who's the guest here?
04:01 Me.
04:03 Me?
04:04 Me.
04:05 [laughing]
04:08 We'll be right back,
04:10 Dr. O, your life therapist.
04:12 [laughing]
04:15 [music]
04:18 [laughing]
04:19 From all over Metro Manila.
04:24 Our topic is,
04:26 why are you not taking your lovers seriously?
04:31 Jerome, what can you say?
04:34 Well, you know,
04:37 I can't say anything.
04:39 But I can say that I'm serious.
04:41 But I think she doesn't understand me.
04:43 I explain to her what I'm saying.
04:46 She doesn't understand me.
04:47 We're just joking.
04:48 If I say something like that,
04:49 and she gets mad,
04:50 I can't talk to her directly.
04:52 I'm just thinking,
04:53 but she can't think.
04:54 If I say this,
04:55 if I say that,
04:56 she says something else.
04:57 If I force her to do something,
04:58 she'll force me to do something else.
05:00 We really don't understand each other.
05:01 We're just joking.
05:02 I'm just saying what she's saying.
05:04 She doesn't understand me.
05:06 And she doesn't listen to me.
05:08 I don't know what I'm saying.
05:09 You say this, you say that.
05:11 Explain to me what you want to say.
05:13 She can't speak.
05:14 What do you think, doctor?
05:16 Why don't you try to be quiet
05:19 when you're with her?
05:22 I'll think about it.
05:26 I'm the doctor.
05:27 You won't ask me?
05:29 Is this really a hospital?
05:31 Yes, it is.
05:33 Wait, you, Ricky Martin.
05:35 What can you say?
05:37 I know the...
05:43 When the...
05:47 There is a man.
05:49 And the...
05:52 What's the word?
05:54 The one who's not a doctor.
05:56 Oh, yeah, yeah.
05:57 The...
06:01 The bird.
06:04 The egg.
06:05 And there's a hole in the...
06:13 Eww!
06:15 It's gross!
06:17 What's the word?
06:19 Yeah.
06:20 Um...
06:24 I think I heard you say that we're running out of time.
06:28 Err.
06:29 Err.
06:30 We have an energy.
06:31 Err.
06:32 Err.
06:33 Well, we'll just continue our topic.
06:39 Let's bring our guest's masked dancers.
06:45 [Music]
07:03 Avocado bite!
07:04 [Music]