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00:00 You ever feel like a fraud up there teaching?
00:06 No.
00:07 My name is Lousy Carter.
00:13 I'm a literature professor.
00:14 I don't like you lounging out while I'm talking to you.
00:17 I have a troubling medical diagnosis.
00:19 Sorry about this.
00:22 I'm pursuing a grad student.
00:24 I'm fine with how you look.
00:26 I have no, you're not, you're not my type, first of all.
00:29 Thank you?
00:30 This is my stalker.
00:31 I was a big fan of the film you made.
00:33 The animated film from the early aughts.
00:35 This is my best friend.
00:36 You're the laughingstock of the entire faculty, teaching what amounts to barely one book at
00:42 the graduate level.
00:43 I'm sleeping with my best friend's wife.
00:45 I feel incredibly guilty.
00:46 You should too.
00:47 I don't feel guilty.
00:48 Monster.
00:49 All your behavior is odd to me.
00:52 I keep expecting you to sound sort of worldly and professorial, but instead it's more like
00:55 someone who's somewhere in between 14 and 16.
00:59 My ex is annoyed with me.
01:01 I'm too tired to argue with you about it.
01:03 Everyone is tired.
01:04 Jesus.
01:05 My sister is frustrated.
01:06 I wanted to say that growing up it felt like there were two children and it wasn't me and
01:12 you.
01:13 It was you and mom.
01:14 Even my therapist is fed up.
01:15 You shouldn't sleep with our friend's wives.
01:17 But with Gail, I don't know.
01:18 Yuck Gail.
01:19 That's not going to end well.
01:25 Tune in to find out what happens to Lousy Carter.
01:31 Any questions?
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