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00:00 Very nice!
00:02 We ran into a couple of people that are doing the flyover tomorrow and they're drinking cabbage.
00:09 That's always a good sign.
00:11 [music]
00:33 Me and Spider, Rubbin' his racing crew, we got KFC radio down here out and about.
00:38 Come on down, we're going to have an award-winning day.
00:41 There you go, buddy.
00:42 You want it in my arm right there.
00:44 Let's go!
00:46 It's raining.
00:47 [music]
00:52 I don't think the heavy stuff is going to come down for quite some time.
00:55 It's me, it's Spider.
00:56 We're at the Barcelon Activation on the Midway at Daytona International Speedway.
01:01 We're going to try to get a race in.
01:03 If not, we're going to try to have a good time.
01:05 Pat and Joey here, who else?
01:06 Frankie, Joey, Pat, KFC, Fites, we've got a whole crew.
01:11 I would say this is a mild pissing rain, right?
01:14 This is what the Irish would call a soft morning.
01:17 [music]
01:22 Any best professionals? What does that mean down here?
01:24 Requests?
01:26 I'll have a double egg salad on the whole week.
01:29 [music]
01:32 Pick something pretty up for Nana.
01:34 I always love NASCAR because the looks.
01:39 The women here are just, yeah, it's just like no shoes, no teeth, no problem.
01:46 And that's been my credo for many years.
01:49 [music]
01:54 This is where Nana thrives, a boutique.
01:56 Are we an American company or not? I think that's really what it comes down to.
01:59 I mean, I haven't read the news today, but I think we're going to be a little bit of a
02:03 I mean, I haven't read the news today, but I don't think that we got taken over by the Russians.
02:08 Not yet, anyway.
02:09 Yeah. Let's go get guns.
02:11 Well, you know what? Now I've got a raincoat.
02:14 We're getting into the weather.
02:15 Nana also got some coveralls.
02:18 I need to be able to be mobile. I need to keep things in my pocket.
02:21 I need to be able to know where I'm going.
02:23 All right, yeah.
02:26 I invited him.
02:27 So in an effort to have Joey be less gay,
02:30 we got to get him away from strawberry and banana.
02:33 Well, the banana is the problem.
02:34 The banana is your problem.
02:36 Not the strawberry. Well, strawberry is also fruity.
02:38 Also fruity, yes. Let's get you like--
02:40 Should I eat some beef jerky and slap a woman?
02:43 What's going to happen here instead?
02:44 Now, teriyaki, that sounds good.
02:47 Hickory, that sounds great.
02:48 You're going to stay away from beef sticks because that was your nickname in high school.
02:51 And stick shakes.
02:53 Jalapeno you can do.
02:55 Peppered.
02:56 That was my IBS.
02:58 But should I be having beef though?
03:00 Because beef sounds like dick.
03:02 Right.
03:03 What about fish?
03:05 Fish is for ladies though.
03:06 I'm not watching my figure.
03:09 Everybody else is.
03:10 I'm not going to find a discreet area to change.
03:25 They're all wet now.
03:28 There you go.
03:31 It's just Joey and Pat. It's just Joey, Pat, Bee, and Pat.
03:39 I didn't know it happened this early, but you knew Joey's nipples were coming out at some point.
03:44 Oh, you chose this as well.
03:49 You're going to do this right here?
03:50 Yeah.
03:51 What, you got a small dick? Who cares?
03:53 Cover for me.
03:55 I'm really afraid to do this in public.
03:57 Help me Joey.
03:59 Cover me.
04:00 Eyes up here, Bonnie.
04:02 With my sling, this is going to be an A+ look.
04:10 Yeah.
04:11 I've never seen something as white trash as this in my life.
04:14 Thank you.
04:17 It's unbelievable.
04:19 You're riding so well.
04:20 Do you guys sell bush light?
04:22 You sell red? You sell chall?
04:24 Yeah, you need some red man.
04:26 I need red man.
04:27 Is this really white trash looking?
04:29 What are you talking about, bro?
04:31 You're shirtless in a camo overalls with a sling.
04:33 Are you smiling?
04:35 Unreal.
04:36 How's smiling?
04:37 We're straight men.
04:38 Some guy goes, "You sure you're straight?"
04:42 Joey goes, "Please, mama."
04:44 Who do you like today, Joey?
04:47 There was a girl that had a midriff.
04:50 No, not the other voice.
04:51 Oh, wait.
04:52 Who do I like today?
04:53 Yeah, the Russian.
04:54 I like, wait, sorry.
04:57 Come back.
04:59 I'm rooting for Errol R. Hart Jr.
05:03 Yeah, no, we'll work on it.
05:06 It's good.
05:07 Bring me some.
05:08 Why are you unbuttoning?
05:09 Because I'm on a little midriff.
05:10 I'm going to look like J.Lo at the Grammys.
05:12 Look large.
05:14 I look like J.Lo at the Grammys.
05:16 Kind of, yeah.
05:17 The weirdest group of fucking people who do a live mask on stage.
05:21 Does anybody have a pad?
05:23 Jackie, I got one.
05:25 Don't be a spotty.
05:27 Don't pull me in the hood.
05:28 Ew, pad.
05:30 I don't know if I've done this before.
05:33 34.
05:34 34 is not the same as 24.
05:37 My life is a movie.
05:43 I have no idea.
05:44 This is like White Crash.
05:46 And I kind of love it.
05:49 It kind of makes me want to buy an RV.
05:51 Very nice.
05:53 We ran into a couple of people that are doing the flyover tomorrow
05:59 and they're freaking having this.
06:00 That's always a good sign.
06:02 [music]
06:04 First order of business, I need you to get my prescription in order.
06:21 And you can call the pharmacy.
06:22 I do need to get a refill, but I also need something stronger.
06:25 Tell the doctor I am feeling great on the pain medication,
06:28 but I also need to up the ante a little bit.
06:31 I do need my drag cleaning picked up.
06:33 Can you hold this?
06:34 And my drag cleaning picked up.
06:35 And let them know that last time they hemmed the seam,
06:38 it was pinching me on the side.
06:40 And that's not going to work.
06:41 So I need you to do that.
06:42 Next thing, my cleaning ladies come on Tuesday.
06:44 I need you to let them in.
06:45 But watch Rosa, but don't act like you're looking at them.
06:47 I want to catch them stealing.
06:49 Next order of business, I need you to call Dave Korn.
06:53 Are you familiar?
06:54 Yeah, of course.
06:55 Face timer from my phone is to act in distraught.
06:57 And then we're going to save you money from his account.
06:59 Okay, awesome.
07:00 And the next thing I know, I also need you to call Miss Peaches
07:03 and see if she's the one from your restaurant.
07:05 All right.
07:06 You know who Miss Peaches is?
07:07 Yep.
07:08 All right, so we're back in this dump that we like to call HQ2.
07:11 Daytona was a washout, but the race wound up being a very good clean race.
07:15 Only 3 accidents in the race, only 3 cautions.
07:18 And the bright spot is the winner of the race, William Byron,
07:22 even though it just went off yesterday,
07:23 is coming to the office right now with the trophy,
07:26 with the Roley, with the new ring.
07:28 William Byron, your Daytona 500 champion, in the house in minutes.
07:32 Congrats.
07:33 Thank you.
07:34 I just found this out.
07:35 Respect, I would say.
07:36 Sick blade.
07:37 How are you doing?
07:38 Thank you.
07:39 Appreciate it.
07:40 Rico, healthy to be.
07:41 Healthy to be.
07:42 It's not 500 laps?
07:43 No, 200.
07:45 All right.
07:46 We love NASCAR, but that's a little confusing.
07:48 It is.
07:49 It is.
07:50 Two and a half mile track.
07:51 So why do they call it 500?
07:53 Miles.
07:54 500 miles.
07:55 Okay.
07:56 Congratulations.
07:57 Thank you.
07:58 Appreciate it.
07:59 [music]
08:05 There he is.
08:06 Look at that.
08:07 I know.
08:08 I was waiting for this thing today.
08:09 How are you doing?
08:10 How's everything?
08:11 Congratulations, man.
08:12 Well deserved.
08:13 How are you guys doing?
08:14 Hey, listen, by the way, so William Byron is the best driver in the world right now.
08:18 A fight, if you say different, just won the Daytona 500 yesterday,
08:22 almost beat me back to New York to be in the office and talk to us live today.
08:26 He's got the hardware.
08:27 Put it up.
08:28 Did you get the rollie too?
08:29 Soon.
08:30 Okay, cool.
08:31 So you got the rollie, put on layaway, and he's got the big old trophy.
08:34 We're going to have it out.
08:35 We're going to do a little rub and it's racing.
08:36 I appreciate you being here.
08:37 Sweet.
08:38 Yeah, man.
08:39 How you been?
08:40 Good, man.
08:41 How are you?
08:42 Dude, that's awesome.
08:43 It was awesome, right?
08:44 I was like, no one's catching Ross.
08:45 Yeah.
08:46 I thought he was going to win.
08:47 And that's why, when you purposely had ran Brad into Joey, you just couldn't throw out.
08:50 I thought that was brilliant.
08:51 Because you knew Ross would blow himself up later.
08:53 Needed the spark and the rush.
08:57 Yes.
08:58 How the hell did you, did you lift this by yourself?
09:01 No, no.
09:03 But it's, I mean, I've been lifting a little bit.
09:06 How do you lift it?
09:07 Is that a flex right there?
09:08 I can't tell.
09:09 It's like large.
09:10 I'm surprised you're having so much trouble.
09:11 I'm going to put it right on the table.
09:13 Yeah, scruffed up a little bit.
09:14 It's almost down to earth.
09:15 It's got some character.
09:16 It's got character to it.
09:17 Yeah.
09:18 Yeah.
09:19 That's going to go on the coffee table for sure.
09:22 I mean, it's a great paperweight.
09:24 It is, yeah.
09:25 Fair minimum.
09:26 We just kind of announced it here.
09:28 The other day we did a draft at Barstool New York.
09:30 We had four captains.
09:31 Who was the last pick?
09:33 I don't understand.
09:34 What's the point of the draft?
09:36 Smitty.
09:37 Who?
09:38 Oh, Smitty.
09:39 [Laughter]
09:41 The team, every team makes a new video every single month.
09:45 And it's like a contest to see who can get the most views.
09:48 Everyone picks their own theme, makes their own videos,
09:51 and then next month we do another round of captains.
09:53 So I know Chicago has a lot of glitz and glamour,
09:55 and they're doing a lot of shit, a lot of views.
09:57 But I think this will put out original content.
09:59 Four videos a month, every month from Barstool New York.
10:02 And we'll see who can sink or swim.
10:03 So--
10:04 Hold on.
10:05 I can't wait for that content event on February 22nd.
10:07 Jesus.
10:08 So I was picked for a captain for this draft.
10:11 I was happy it was a captain because you don't want to be picked last.
10:14 You don't want to force people to do content.
10:16 That's the one thing I don't like.
10:17 When you force someone to do content, it's usually not good.
10:19 Like, no one was mad at Kevin's idea or anything.
10:21 I think it was just more like, sometimes you just need a little initiative.
10:24 Because I didn't talk to many people about it.
10:26 I talked to just kind of people that sit around me and were like,
10:29 "It could just be fun."
10:31 That's where, like, everyone's first--
10:33 Your first instinct is to complain.
10:35 That's just a fact.
10:36 When someone tells you we're doing this,
10:38 your first instinct is like, "Ah, fuck this."
10:40 But then you sit back, it's like,
10:42 "No, we are just going to do a video with our friends.
10:45 It's going to be pretty good."
10:46 So it ended up--
10:48 I think everyone ended up okay with it.
10:50 When you just all collab and talk to each other,
10:53 sometimes good ideas happen, like the Mancathlon.
10:56 I heard other ideas happening.
10:58 They all actually sound very funny.
11:01 And we came together, so all in all,
11:03 I think the draft idea came out pretty successful.
11:06 But my plan going in was just pick everyone that I know for sure,
11:11 and we'll just do something stupid.
11:13 I think we do something completely out of the box
11:17 that no one would think we'd do.
11:19 All right.
11:20 We should put on a musical.
11:22 Yes.
11:24 Yes.
11:25 Our first idea was to rent a minibus
11:28 and drive to Philadelphia with no GPS.
11:32 That was our first idea.
11:34 The seven of us are not very manly.
11:37 It's just a fact.
11:38 I'll put my--
11:39 No one's that manly.
11:41 So we were trying to figure out what we can do,
11:43 and all of a sudden, I think all of us kind of came up with Mancathlon.
11:47 We're at Stu's residence to do the Mancathlon.
11:50 We were all told to dress our manliest.
11:53 Got the killers on deck.
11:55 Some of us took the assignment a little more seriously than others.
11:58 I don't have the ability to dress manly, I guess.
12:00 I guess I'm a little beta boy.
12:02 Let's fucking go!
12:04 It's February!
12:06 Hurry up!
12:07 41 degrees!
12:08 We're ready to fucking roll!
12:10 New York is fucking here!
12:13 Some people said New York is dead!
12:15 It ain't fucking dead!
12:17 It's alive and fucking well!
12:19 How are you doing?
12:20 We're at Stu's right now, Warm Long Island.
12:23 Listen, we had a job to do.
12:24 We didn't know what to do, but when in doubt, when need's saving,
12:27 you call Stu.
12:29 You get it done.
12:30 You bring the energy, the noise, maybe some food, maybe some weed.
12:34 We don't know what's in store today.
12:36 Maybe some alcohol.
12:37 I have no idea what's going to happen.
12:39 But Stu is here.
12:40 It's a good time.
12:41 That's all you need to worry about.
12:43 The amount of views that this has produced, all this right here,
12:47 has got to be in the billions.
12:49 This is my first time at Casa Stu.
12:54 I mean, it's everything and more.
12:56 It just feels like if you wanted to buy a house from the Godfather,
13:00 this is the house you would buy.
13:02 Like, I want the Godfather house.
13:04 Stu pulled up any chase, he bought Marlon Brando's house.
13:07 What did you call the Stu what?
13:09 Casa Stu?
13:10 This is the Stu compound.
13:11 Pretty manly.
13:12 I think mine fits pretty sweat.
13:14 It's all sweat.
13:16 I have mismatching socks.
13:18 Also, this is very manly.
13:20 This is like how you would do manly tasks.
13:22 If you were--
13:23 Dress like you don't give a shit, basically.
13:25 Yeah.
13:26 You're correct.
13:27 You also-- I get your vibe too.
13:29 We just took different directions on dressing manly.
13:31 Manly was a thought of, "Oh, man.
13:34 How am I going to do--
13:36 I have-- My wife's telling me to do these tasks.
13:40 And I don't want to do them, but we own a house.
13:43 We got to do them."
13:44 Someone needed to be the host.
13:45 It was going to be Stu, but then Stu's going to yell shit,
13:49 and we don't know what's going on,
13:50 and I was like, "You know what? Fuck it.
13:52 I'll be the host."
13:53 Here we are.
13:54 How we doing?
13:55 Wait, you're the host?
13:57 Yeah.
13:58 Who decided that?
13:59 I said this morning I was this close to boycotting this game.
14:01 I was going to be like, "I'm not doing it unless you do it."
14:05 I don't know what to tell you.
14:07 I'm the host, bro.
14:08 We need even teams.
14:10 Six, three, and three.
14:12 We're not a team.
14:13 I was going to call the Dave Bautista.
14:15 Stu just knows.
14:17 I'm telling you.
14:18 I don't know what to tell you.
14:19 I'm the host.
14:20 I don't know what happened.
14:21 Stu, Stu, Stu.
14:23 It's Marty's world we're just living in right now.
14:26 Can I tell you--
14:27 The man's on fire.
14:28 I'm taking orders from Moosh.
14:30 I never thought it would come to that, but it has.
14:33 What's up, boys?
14:34 There he is.
14:36 How we doing?
14:38 What's going on?
14:39 Where's Stu?
14:41 I just found out Marty hosted.
14:44 Coward.
14:46 I don't understand how he gets away with this stuff.
14:49 You don't even know what you made me do yesterday.
14:51 I went over there to set up our stream for our new drafting stuff.
14:56 Two hours I was his errand boy returning his U-Haul and fucking--
15:01 What else?
15:02 Like, just bringing shit up to his apartment.
15:05 I didn't set up the stream until 7 o'clock.
15:07 I got there at 3.
15:09 What was he doing?
15:10 I was just being his errand boy.
15:12 Just being him.
15:13 You should have said no.
15:14 Stand up for him.
15:15 He said, "It's just you being a good friend."
15:17 I'm errand boy Browie.
15:20 Errand boy Beardson.
15:22 Oh, my God.
15:23 You guys have a lot of complaints to me.
15:25 Holy shit, dude.
15:27 Listen, the guys, they're giving me a hard time because I was the host.
15:30 They're like, "Oh, Marty doesn't have to do it."
15:32 These guys--oh, I've never had a cast complain so much.
15:37 I, one, was the captain.
15:39 So I was like, "Hey, I'll just host it."
15:41 Who else was good at hosting then?
15:43 Dana? No.
15:45 Glennie? No.
15:47 Glennie maybe could have.
15:48 But no, no, they couldn't.
15:50 I'm not even a good host.
15:51 I got marbles in my mouth.
15:52 I understand.
15:53 It doesn't mean about me hosting.
15:55 Someone had to do it.
15:56 I was the captain.
15:57 I said, "Fuck it. I'll do it."
15:59 Everyone says I have a host voice.
16:01 A lot of marbles in my mouth.
16:03 They can't really understand it when I put all fucking captions on the--
16:06 No one's ever said that.
16:07 In the history of the world.
16:08 That girl on "Volvo's Child" was a mega fox, too.
16:10 That was--they're pretty fucking slow.
16:13 Obviously, I've fucking got marbles in my mouth.
16:16 The only person that followed instructions, it is what it is.
16:19 I think it either puts me at a great advantage or a great disadvantage.
16:22 It's crazy.
16:23 Because if I fuck up, I look way worse.
16:25 But if I win, you guys look way worse.
16:27 This is as manly as it gets.
16:28 I'm wearing sweatpants and a crew neck.
16:30 Being manly is not caring what you're wearing.
16:31 This USA hat is very manly.
16:33 There's a reason I wore this hat.
16:34 Dude, I got it.
16:35 I was in Vegas, and I was like, "I'm in a cowboy hat."
16:37 And I brought it to the register.
16:38 I'm like, "Ah, it's going to be like what?
16:39 Like 50 bucks or something?"
16:40 He's like, "150."
16:41 I'm like, "Fuck it. I'm fucking with it."
16:43 I'll take one for just to keep my mouth.
16:45 I'll literally die if I cheat it.
16:48 I'll cough up a lot more.
16:51 Manly as a man at Barstool Sports.
16:55 It's an honor.
16:57 It's an honor.
16:58 It's a pleasure.
16:59 It's what I live for.
17:00 It's what I live for.
17:02 Am I invited back to mulch day?
17:03 Yeah, listen.
17:04 Remember last year?
17:05 That was the best ever.
17:07 That was so much fun.
17:08 That was the best ever.
17:10 Your dive into the mulch was epic.
17:12 Oh, my God.
17:13 I had mulch in my eyes for a week.
17:14 Mulch is here!
17:17 Top is off!
17:20 Watch this!
17:21 Let's fucking go!
17:23 [Screaming]
17:35 Should I do it?
17:36 Oh, no.
17:38 Mulch!
17:39 Mulch!
17:41 I mean, it reminded me of Craig Lougranis.
17:43 Right, exactly.
17:44 You were pulling out because you covered yourself.
17:46 I had to go home after that.
17:48 They were like, "What are you doing?"
17:50 It's just like, right?
17:51 I mean, it's everywhere.
17:53 How unmanly some of these guys are
17:55 and the way it all turned out
17:57 is going to be very funny.
17:58 And competition always works.
18:00 This has potential to be the absolute worst video
18:03 or the absolute best video.
18:05 There's no in between.
18:07 I've been getting up at 4 a.m.
18:09 Any reason?
18:10 I can't sleep no more.
18:12 I literally can't sleep.
18:14 What time do you go to bed?
18:16 It depends.
18:18 Like, I can zonk out watching the news
18:22 and watching sports
18:24 and then I wake up at like 12,
18:26 go over everything with Alex to prepare for the next day,
18:29 go back to sleep at 1,
18:30 then I'm up at 4.
18:31 But once I'm up to take a pee,
18:34 I'm up.
18:35 I can't go back to sleep.
18:36 One of my favorite stew stories,
18:37 I was out there with your sons
18:39 just like getting fucked up all night
18:41 and it was 4 a.m.
18:42 We didn't see you for like five hours
18:43 and then all of a sudden you come in at like 4 a.m.
18:45 with a bomb.
18:46 What's up boys?
18:48 He's back.
18:50 That was a great party.
18:51 That was a great party.
18:52 That was a great party.
18:53 [music]
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