The story of a married couple who experience funny conflicts in their relationship. | dG1fa3JYaW1oejZSWWc
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00:00 Let me introduce myself. I'm Erdal Tay.
00:02 Hi, I'm Ece Tay. We've been married for 12 years.
00:04 She's a flirt, but she's been married for 9 years.
00:06 Married life is a gift-giving art.
00:08 Married life is a dead investment.
00:10 Erdal.
00:12 What's going on? Is the team here? I didn't throw the kid.
00:14 It's more common to see overweight people with leukemia.
00:17 How much do you weigh now?
00:18 How many kilos? 129.
00:19 Erdal, you're 129. Erdal.
00:22 Come on, love.
00:23 Let's not go on a diet.
00:25 Erdal, open your mouth.
00:26 Are you eating chocolate?
00:28 Erdal, if you haven't pooped yet, you're eating chocolate.
00:30 Is it poop?
00:31 You have excess cholesterol and fat in your liver.
00:34 You're heavier than me, sir.
00:35 I'm healthy. I don't have any cellulite.
00:38 Sir, you have cellulite on your shoulder. Don't do that.
00:41 If we had a fight here, I wouldn't be able to put my hand in your armpit and bring you to the shed.
00:46 Put your favorite things in front of you. Set a trap for him.
00:49 Will he eat or not?
00:50 You bastard.
00:51 We call this automatic flamboyance.
00:54 Please, Erdal. Pay attention to the host.
00:56 This is the move. See?
00:58 You slide what you like to the left and then you throw it to the bed.
01:01 There's a bad smell in the house.
01:03 There's a bad smell.
01:04 Erdal.
01:05 Yes?
01:06 What's going on? What's with these tricks?
01:08 The screen is off. I'm not looking at anything.
01:10 The inside and the sound of the car are much better than the outside.
01:13 There's one thing that doesn't suit me. It's a bit narrow.
01:15 It's hard to get in and out.
01:17 If my wife hears, our whole thing will be ruined.
01:19 Ah!
01:20 Erdal!
01:22 Ah!
01:23 What is this?
01:25 Hmm.
01:26 The jam is flowing.
01:28 Erdal, did you eat too much of it?
01:29 No, I'm full.
01:30 This is something that has a lot of female hormones.
01:33 You normally eat a teaspoon of it.
01:35 This animal ate it all.
01:36 Come! Come! Come!
01:38 That thing you ate wasn't jam.
01:40 Ah!
01:41 What's going to happen to me now, Oğuz?
01:42 Everything has a pancrease in this life.
01:43 Now, there's a change in sound when the oestrogen rises.
01:46 Look, it's a bit of a goose bump.
01:47 Look, it's the same.
01:49 How are your chest pains? Does it hurt?
01:50 I'm getting used to touching.
01:52 Isn't this a bit too much, sir?
01:54 The dose of the shots is the same.
01:56 Let's not explode here together.
01:58 (Laughs)
02:00 Ece!
02:01 Where are you, woman?
02:02 Welcome, Erdal.
02:03 But the man said he could be a macho.
02:05 Kiss my hand.
02:06 -Don't be ridiculous. -Kiss!
02:08 Welcome, my man.
02:09 (Recites a prayer)
02:13 There's going to be a war here soon, right, honey?
02:15 (Laughs)
02:16 I put on my shoes, I got on the horse.
02:19 (Recites a prayer)
02:21 Hoppa!
02:22 Fuck that magic box.
02:25 -The smell of the baldur. -Oh, Erdal!
02:27 Let's hear our neighbor's voice a little.
02:30 Of course.
02:31 (Recites a prayer)
02:32 Come on!
02:33 Erdal and Ece.
02:35 In theaters on February 23.
02:37 (gunshot)