Two assistant managers of a corporate grocery store vie for a coveted promotion. | dG1fb3BwWUxxekc0Z3c
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00:00 [silence]
00:06 [doorbell rings]
00:08 Hey, Jen.
00:10 Hey.
00:11 Hey, guy.
00:12 Hi. I'm an assistant manager at Donaldson's Grocery, where customers come first.
00:17 [punch]
00:18 [laughter]
00:19 That's assault! I'm calling the police! You're gone!
00:22 This is dark.
00:23 [sizzling]
00:24 [screaming]
00:26 I think it was just some black apples. We won't be seeing that happen again.
00:29 [music]
00:31 Black apples.
00:33 I said bad ones.
00:35 This is Richard.
00:36 I didn't mean to say black. I meant back.
00:39 Blatch. Blad.
00:41 [silence]
00:42 Blahpples.
00:44 This is where they live.
00:46 Is that guy still standing on his balcony staring at us?
00:48 Yeah.
00:49 That's nice.
00:50 This is where they work.
00:52 There's a little bit of a lack of security in your lot, 'cause your security guy was sleeping in my car.
00:57 This is what they want.
00:59 Nice location.
01:00 Yeah. I'm gonna put in for it. Full manager.
01:03 Yeah, me too.
01:05 [silence]
01:06 Hey. Give me five.
01:09 [music]
01:11 I'm still the shoo-in, right?
01:12 I don't know. Wellner's kind of a wild card.
01:15 But to get their chance at a better life...
01:17 The daycare, the sitter, the dancing.
01:20 Signing up.
01:21 They'll have to do their best.
01:23 Richard Wellner is totally number one.
01:27 To get ahead.
01:28 I grabbed this on the 19th.
01:30 I was probably in the lot that day.
01:32 Who was inside?
01:33 Maybe Richard?
01:36 In Canada, cutting the cheese simply means cutting the actual cheese.
01:41 Because in Canada, it's cracking.
01:44 The expression.
01:46 We crack the cheese.
01:48 [silence]
01:50 Cracking it?
01:52 [music]
01:53 This summer...
01:54 You're bogus.
01:55 I'm bogus?
01:56 Come on!
01:58 Come on!
01:59 What, are you wearing tap shoes?
02:01 Sean William Scott.
02:02 I want to be the primary breadwinner.
02:04 Female lions do the hunting.
02:06 I'm not a lion. I'm a guy.
02:08 John C. Reilly.
02:10 We're all just out here trying to get some food.
02:12 Sometimes we bump into each other.
02:14 [music]
02:24 The promotion.
02:26 (roaring)
02:28 [Music]