Louis C.K. recorded live on January 28, 2023 at Madison Square Garden in New York City. | dG1fdmQ4RGZGcDVvbm8
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00:00 Some things that are terrible happening in the world you just kind of give up.
00:03 Like in New York there's a lot of homeless people here.
00:06 I mean not in here.
00:08 There's none in here.
00:10 There's none in here.
00:12 There's none in here.
00:15 Not even with a ticket he ain't getting in here.
00:21 They're not allowed to go where we go.
00:24 They're just not allowed. That's the one part we all agree with.
00:29 I don't know what to do about the homeless but they're not coming in here.
00:33 If you don't have your own indoors you can't come into other people's indoors.
00:38 Those are the rules.
00:40 Those are the rules we live by.
00:42 I've done benefit shows for homeless people where homeless people weren't allowed in the show.
00:49 There's whole places they don't get to like the airport.
00:54 They've never even seen an airport.
00:56 You ever been at your gate and some guy's like, "Hey, I'm trying to get to Tokyo. Can you help me out?"
01:02 [laughter]
01:08 (audience laughing)