Smosh | show | 2005 | Official Clip
Two hilarious guys put on different sketch comedy performances for the masses to enjoy. | dHNfQUtFZ09OVEdZWWc
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00:00 SHUT UP!
00:02 It's finally here!
00:04 Our new album from Smosh!
00:06 If Music Were Real!
00:08 Featuring 14 of Smosh's greatest tracks!
00:10 Like Legend of Zelda Rap!
00:12 I've got the Triforce of Khori Banshee!
00:14 You better listen!
00:16 Meat in your mouth!
00:18 You put that meat in your mouth!
00:20 First dates are always great when you put that meat in your mouth!
00:22 And that one song about having a
00:24 Khoriiiinnn!
00:26 If Music Were Real!
00:30 It's perfect for a romantic time with your loved one!
00:32 Max! Max! Max!
00:34 Max has got a car!
00:36 Doing chores around the house!
00:38 Which gang should I join?
00:40 The Bloods or the Crips?
00:42 Or pump up music before your next UFC fight!
00:44 Happy cow, happy cow, play, play, play, play!
00:46 But it's definitely not good music for
00:48 shark attacks!
00:50 Black people!
00:52 Heck yeah!
00:54 Pumping boobies!
00:56 Funerals!
00:58 Or footage of my uncle eating dinner!
01:00 Or footage of my uncle eating dinner!
01:02 So buy Smosh's new album!
01:08 If Music Were Real!
01:10 On iTunes now!
01:12 Or I'll rip out your
01:14 f***ing heart!