• 9 months ago
Dark Star Full HD 1974
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00:00:55 Hi guys, glad we got your message.
00:00:58 You'll be interested to hear it was broadcast live all over Earth in prime time.
00:01:03 Got good reviews in the trades.
00:01:07 The time lag on these messages is getting longer.
00:01:12 We gather from the ten year delay that you are approximately 18 parsecs away.
00:01:20 Drop us a line more often, okay?
00:01:25 Sorry to hear about the radiation leak on the ship.
00:01:30 And real sorry to hear about the death of Commander Powell.
00:01:35 It was a week of mourning here on Earth.
00:01:38 The flags were half-masked.
00:01:41 We're all behind you guys.
00:01:46 About your request for radiation shielding,
00:01:51 sorry to report this request has been denied.
00:01:55 I hate to send bad news when you guys are up there doing such a swell job.
00:02:00 But I think you'll take it in the proper spirit.
00:02:04 There have been some cutbacks in Congress and right now,
00:02:08 considering the distance, we just can't afford to send a cargo shuttle out there to you.
00:02:13 But I know you guys will make do.
00:02:19 Keep up the good work, men.
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00:16:53 We're mad. Yeah.
00:16:56 Attention, attention.
00:16:59 Ship's computer to bridge.
00:17:01 There's a malfunction aboard ship during the asteroid storm.
00:17:05 I have not yet identified the nature of the problem.
00:17:08 Shall I contact you when I find out what the malfunction is?
00:17:12 Yeah, let's get out of here.
00:17:14 I remember the last time we were in an asteroid storm.
00:17:17 I was down in the food lock getting a sandwich when I heard the damn sleeping quarters blow up.
00:17:22 Yeah. Say, you know guys, if we really wanted to, we could fix up the sleeping quarters like they were before.
00:17:28 Then we could sleep on rheumatic bunks again.
00:17:31 Say guys, why don't we fix up the sleeping quarters so we can have a decent place to sleep again?
00:17:35 All we'd have to do is patch up the hole in the ship and pump some air back in.
00:17:38 Shut up, Pidback. Oh, have it your own way.
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00:18:04 For your listening enjoyment, we now present the moonlight melodies of Martin Segundo and the Scintilla Strings.
00:18:11 Our first selection is the perennial favorite, "When Twilight Falls" on NGC 891.
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00:20:30 Damn it!
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00:20:37 Now what's the matter with him?
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00:23:29 Talby?
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00:23:33 Here's some breakfast.
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00:24:00 You know, Talby, you really ought to eat with the rest of us.
00:24:03 You spend too much time up here.
00:24:06 I like it up here.
00:24:08 Must get lonely being up here so much.
00:24:12 I don't like going below since Commander Powell died.
00:24:16 Fuel-tune closed down there.
00:24:19 Yeah, you should spend some more time below, though.
00:24:22 I mean, you know, you should see more of the rest of the ship.
00:24:27 You see, I can watch things up here, too, little one.
00:24:30 I love to watch things.
00:24:32 Just stare at the planets, meteors, gas clusters and asteroids.
00:24:38 Yeah, but you'll have plenty of time for that later, though.
00:24:42 I mean, think of it this way.
00:24:43 We've been in space for 20 years now, right?
00:24:45 And we've only aged three years.
00:24:47 So there'll be plenty of time later on for staring around.
00:24:53 You know, Dolittle, if we're going into the Veil Nebula,
00:24:56 we may actually find a strange and beautiful thing.
00:25:01 The Phoenix asteroids.
00:25:04 They should be passing through there about now.
00:25:08 Phoenix asteroids? Never heard of them.
00:25:11 They're a body of asteroids that circle the universe
00:25:14 once every 12.3 trillion years.
00:25:19 Phoenix asteroids.
00:25:21 From what I've heard, Dolittle, they glow.
00:25:25 Glow with all the colors of the rainbow.
00:25:29 Nobody knows why.
00:25:32 They just glow as they drift around the universe.
00:25:37 Phoenix asteroids.
00:25:40 You know what I think about, Talby?
00:25:44 It's funny.
00:25:45 I kind of sit around a lot, you know, a lot of time to myself.
00:25:52 I can't talk to the others.
00:25:55 But with time to myself, I can think about back home.
00:26:00 Back home in Malibu.
00:26:04 I used to surf a lot, Talby.
00:26:06 I used to be a great surfer.
00:26:10 The waves at Malibu and Zuma are so fantastic in the spring, Talby.
00:26:14 I can remember running down on the beach in those early spring mornings
00:26:17 with my surfboard and my wetsuit.
00:26:20 The waves would really be peaking, you know, high and glassy.
00:26:24 You hit that water.
00:26:26 Before you know it, you're coming down right off one of those walls,
00:26:28 and you're just riding perfect.
00:26:38 You know, I guess I miss the waves and my board more than anything.
00:26:45 [snoring]
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00:27:21 Let's go to the heating unit.
00:27:50 I'll have that out.
00:27:55 That's not for target practice.
00:27:57 That's for emergencies only.
00:28:09 That's dangerous.
00:28:16 I'll tell Doolittle.
00:28:21 Sorry to interrupt your recreation, fellows,
00:28:24 but it is time for Sergeant Pinback to feed the alien.
00:28:27 Oh, I don't want to do that.
00:28:30 May I remind you, Sergeant Pinback, that it was your idea
00:28:33 in the first place to bring the alien on board.
00:28:37 If I may quote you, you said the ship needed a mascot.
00:28:40 Oh, I have to do everything around here.
00:28:51 All right, where are you?
00:28:53 Come on. Quit playing around.
00:29:00 Get away!
00:29:04 Come on.
00:29:07 Come on, come on.
00:29:14 When I brought you on the ship, I thought you were cute.
00:29:20 All right, soup's on.
00:29:25 We didn't have none of the other stuff.
00:29:28 Here, eat it.
00:29:31 Eat it.
00:29:33 Take it or leave it.
00:29:43 Good start.
00:29:46 Nobody appreciates me around here.
00:29:47 I have to go to work.
00:29:49 Clean up the crap.
00:29:59 I do all the work and no appreciation.
00:30:02 Get off.
00:30:05 Get off my back.
00:30:06 All right, now stop it.
00:30:08 All right, now stop it.
00:30:09 Stop it.
00:30:10 [screaming]
00:30:30 Get back in there.
00:30:32 Come on.
00:30:33 Come on.
00:30:34 Come on.
00:30:40 Here, boy.
00:30:41 Want your mouse?
00:30:43 Nice mouse.
00:30:44 Pretty toy.
00:30:45 Want your mouse?
00:30:46 Here, boy.
00:31:01 Idiot.
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00:35:14 Get out of there.
00:35:18 Back there.
00:35:23 No!
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00:37:03 Attention. Attention. Central trunk elevator shaft is now activated. All personnel please clear the area.
00:37:13 [farting]
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00:38:47 Attention. Attention. Elevator descending. Please clear the shaft.
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00:41:13 [beeping]
00:41:21 I'm getting something here in the readout.
00:41:25 [beeping]
00:41:31 [beeping]
00:41:47 Ship's computer calling bomb number 20. You're out of the bomb bay again.
00:41:53 I received the signal to prepare for a drop again.
00:41:55 But I repeat, this is not a bomb run.
00:41:59 Nevertheless, I received the signal.
00:42:01 It is an error.
00:42:03 Oh, I don't want to hear that.
00:42:05 I strongly suggest you return to the bomb bay.
00:42:07 That is counter to my programming.
00:42:09 Allow me to explain. One of the communication lasers has sustained damage.
00:42:15 This has temporarily inactivated my damage tracer circuits.
00:42:20 You have definitely received a false signal.
00:42:23 Please return to the bomb bay while I identify the source of the problem.
00:42:29 Oh, all right. But this is the last time.
00:42:37 Doolittle, I do have a malfunction on this readout, but I can't pinpoint it exactly.
00:42:42 Don't worry about it. We'll find out what it is when it goes bad.
00:42:46 I really think we should try and locate it immediately. It might be something important.
00:42:52 You know, I wish I had my board with me right now.
00:42:58 Even if I could just wax it once in a while.
00:43:04 [Screaming]
00:43:08 [Gasping]
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00:43:26 [Gasping]
00:43:29 [Groaning]
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00:43:52 [Gunshot]
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00:44:56 [Groaning]
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00:45:24 No!
00:45:45 I'm sorry. This telephone is out of order. Please report the damage at once.
00:45:51 For your listening enjoyment, we now present "The Barber of Seville" by Rossini.
00:46:01 [Singing]
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00:46:38 Good for you. You've decided to clean the elevator.
00:46:42 To clean and service the electromagnetic coils in the bottom, it is necessary to jettison the access plate in the floor.
00:46:50 To remove the floor plate, please press button number one.
00:47:06 Attention. Danger. Automatic charges will now blow the explosive bolts in the floor plate unit.
00:47:13 The plate will disengage from the floor in five seconds.
00:47:17 Please leave the elevator immediately.
00:47:21 Five, four, three, two, one.
00:47:26 [Explosion]
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00:47:36 [Explosion]
00:48:02 [Dog whining]
00:48:06 [Dog whining]
00:48:33 Now it's time to go sleepy-bye, you worthless piece of garbage.
00:48:38 [Explosion]
00:48:42 [Explosion]
00:49:08 So then it just spewed across the room like a balloon.
00:49:11 I guess it was just filled with gas.
00:49:13 Hey guys, how could it live if it was just filled with gas?
00:49:16 I wonder what we got to eat today.
00:49:18 I thought I was going to die. I was hanging on the elevator for twenty minutes.
00:49:21 Probably chicken again.
00:49:23 I probably saved the ship. That thing could have done some damage.
00:49:25 I'm really sick of chicken.
00:49:27 Well if you don't care, I just won't talk about it anymore.
00:49:30 Hey, that sounds like a fine idea, Penback.
00:49:33 [Chicken clucking]
00:49:35 Chicken?
00:49:36 [Chicken clucking]
00:49:37 Ah, hang on.
00:49:39 Chicken?
00:49:47 No, ham.
00:49:49 Hey, uh...
00:49:59 Zulu?
00:50:01 Yeah?
00:50:04 Think we'll ever find any real intelligent life out there?
00:50:08 Out where?
00:50:10 Oh, you know.
00:50:12 The Veil Nebula.
00:50:14 Who cares?
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00:50:39 Hey!
00:50:41 Is that what you guys have done on this mission?
00:50:45 Is that what you have?
00:50:47 It's very strange, see?
00:50:49 Oh.
00:50:50 How long did an astronaut begin with, see?
00:50:53 He, uh...
00:50:55 He had a score of 700 on the S.A.R.E.s for the officer corps, and I made 58.
00:51:01 They put me on, uh, liquid fuel maintenance on the launch pad, so...
00:51:06 Ah, naturally I was really disappointed.
00:51:09 He told us this, uh, four years ago, Dean.
00:51:12 Anyway, I was on duty the day...
00:51:14 No, I think it was four years ago.
00:51:16 I was out, uh, scrubbing down the liquid fuel tank...
00:51:19 That's what it said.
00:51:20 And this, uh, astronaut came running out.
00:51:23 He was, uh, he was stark naked.
00:51:25 He had his stark suit in his hands, and, oh, I surmised that he was insane.
00:51:29 And, uh, he, uh, threw his stark suit on the ground, and, uh, jumped into one of my vats of liquid fuel.
00:51:37 Which is very dangerous.
00:51:40 Well, I was pretty shocked, I can tell you.
00:51:43 I didn't know what to make of it.
00:51:45 Astronauts are all supposed to be mentally stable, and here this guy comes along and, uh, jumps into my fuel tank.
00:51:51 Well, naturally I was going to try to save him.
00:51:54 So, what I did was put on his stark suit for protection, and I was going to leap into the vat.
00:51:59 You guys, see?
00:52:02 Uh, so what happened was, that before I could leap into the vat, this other guy came running along, and he says,
00:52:07 "Hey, Sergeant Penback, you've got to board immediately because we're going to launch in 20 minutes."
00:52:11 He told us this four years ago.
00:52:12 I tried to tell him that I wasn't really Sergeant Penback, but I couldn't figure out how to make the helmet radio work.
00:52:19 Uh, I'm glad.
00:52:22 You know, I'm sure it was four years ago.
00:52:27 Maybe.
00:52:29 [radio static]
00:52:50 [alarm blaring]
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00:53:24 Lieutenant Doolittle, this is Talby.
00:53:28 Lieutenant?
00:53:30 Uh, yes, Talby, what is it?
00:53:32 Oh, I'm sorry to interrupt your lunch, sir, but I'm in the computer room, and I've located the malfunction.
00:53:37 The scanner shows there could be a break in the communications laser, down by the emergency airlock.
00:53:42 I can't pinpoint it exactly, but I'm going down there with a star suit and see if I can find it.
00:53:46 Okay, sounds good, Talby.
00:53:48 Look, uh, something important comes up, you let me know.
00:53:54 What does Talby have to reach out here with the rest of us?
00:53:59 He's up in the dorm, that's all.
00:54:07 Talby.
00:54:09 What's Talby's first name?
00:54:20 My first name.
00:54:30 [alarm blaring]
00:54:56 [alarm blaring]
00:55:03 This statement is for posterity.
00:55:05 I just want to say that I am not Sergeant Penback.
00:55:08 My real name is Bill Frug, and I am a fuel maintenance technician.
00:55:12 I've been on this mission now for one year and three months.
00:55:15 Penback's uniforms do not fit me.
00:55:18 The underwear is too loose.
00:55:20 I do not belong on this mission, and I want to return to Earth.
00:55:28 Commander Powell died today.
00:55:31 We were going into hyperdrive, and, well, he sits right next to me, and, well, something went wrong with the--
00:55:43 When we came out of hyperdrive, his seat mechanism was blown up and he's dead.
00:55:51 Doolittle says that he's assuming command of this ship, and I say that--
00:55:55 I say he's exceeding his authority because I'm the only one with any objectivity on this ship,
00:55:58 and I should be the one to assume command.
00:56:00 Now, I'm filing a report on this to headquarters because there's a lot of--
00:56:08 I went up to Doolittle in the hall today.
00:56:18 And I said, "Doolittle?"
00:56:25 He said--I said, "Well--"
00:56:33 And he didn't get it.
00:56:36 This mission has fallen apart since Commander Powell died.
00:56:39 Doolittle treats me like an idiot.
00:56:41 Talby thinks he's so smart.
00:56:43 And Boiler punches me in the arm when no one is looking.
00:56:45 I'm tired of being treated like an old washrag.
00:57:03 I do not like the men on this spaceship.
00:57:05 They are uncouth and fail to appreciate my better qualities.
00:57:09 I have something of value to contribute to this mission if they would only recognize it.
00:57:14 Today over lunch, I tried to improve morale and build a sense of camaraderie among the men
00:57:19 by holding a humorous round-robin discussion of the early days of the mission.
00:57:23 My overtures were brutally rejected.
00:57:27 These men do not want a happy ship.
00:57:30 They are deeply sick and try to compensate by making me feel miserable.
00:57:35 Last week was my birthday.
00:57:38 Nobody even said happy birthday to me.
00:57:41 Someday this tape will be played and then they'll be sorry.
00:58:09 Attention, attention.
00:58:12 I have finally identified the malfunction.
00:58:15 Communications laser number 17 has been damaged.
00:58:18 This evidently happened during the asteroid storm.
00:58:21 If you will recall, this laser monitors the jettison primer on the bomb drop mechanism.
00:58:28 Communications laser number 17 is located in the emergency airlock.
00:58:33 It is crucial to attend to this malfunction before engaging primary bomb run sequence.
00:58:39 Thank you for observing all safety precautions.
00:58:43 [Music]
00:58:47 [Music]
00:58:51 [Music]
00:58:55 [Music]
00:58:58 [Music]
00:59:11 [Music]
00:59:22 [Music]
00:59:25 Here she is.
00:59:34 Definite 99% plus probability that the planet will deviate from her normal orbit in another 12,000 rotations.
00:59:45 It'll spiral in towards the sun and eventual supernova.
00:59:49 Sounds good. Let's vaporize it.
00:59:52 [Bomb beeping]
00:59:54 Bomb bay system is operational.
00:59:56 [Music]
00:59:59 Lock bell safe.
01:00:18 [Music]
01:00:20 Bell safe and locked.
01:00:22 We have eight minutes until drop.
01:00:25 24 minutes until detonation.
01:00:29 This is Sergeant Pinback calling bomb number 20.
01:00:33 You read me, bomb?
01:00:35 Bomb number 20 to Sergeant Pinback.
01:00:37 Roger. I read you. Continue.
01:00:40 You are now in the emergency airlock.
01:00:44 Please remember that in an emergency situation, the surface door can be opened instantly without prior depressurization.
01:00:53 So be sure to wear your star suit at all times.
01:00:58 Thank you for observing all safety precautions.
01:01:02 [Music]
01:01:06 [Music]
01:01:09 [Music]
01:01:37 [Music]
01:01:40 Lieutenant Doolou? Sir?
01:01:49 Shhh, Talby. Don't bother me.
01:01:51 But I think this is important, sir. I think I found the mouth of it.
01:01:55 I'm in the emergency airlock.
01:01:57 Not now.
01:01:58 Well, I'm in the emergency airlock and the hatch...
01:02:01 Four minutes until drop. Bomb, have you checked your platinum-iridium energy shielding?
01:02:07 Energy shielding, positive function.
01:02:09 Remember detonation time?
01:02:11 Detonation in 20 minutes.
01:02:13 All right. That checks out here.
01:02:16 Okay, bomb. Arm yourself.
01:02:19 Armed.
01:02:20 Hello? Lieutenant Doolou, hello?
01:02:24 Hello, can you read me?
01:02:30 Communications laser number 17, monitoring the bomb drop mechanism,
01:02:35 has now been activated and will switch into a test mode.
01:02:40 If you will look near the surface door, you will see that the parallax receptor cell has been engaged.
01:02:46 [Beam sound]
01:02:48 The laser will now energize. Please stand clear of the path of the beams.
01:02:53 [Beam sound]
01:02:56 Communications laser number 17 is now on test.
01:03:00 Under no circumstances enter the path of the beams.
01:03:04 Thank you for observing all safety precautions.
01:03:08 Well, then, everything sounds fine. Dropping you off in 75 seconds. Good luck.
01:03:14 Thanks.
01:03:15 I got a quantum reading of 35-er, 3-5-er.
01:03:19 I read the same here.
01:03:21 Doolittle? Doolittle?
01:03:26 I don't know if you can hear me, but I'm going to try to adjust the Q-switch in the laser.
01:03:31 [Beam sound]
01:03:35 Well, here goes.
01:03:38 [Beam sound]
01:03:41 [Beam sound]
01:03:44 [Beam sound]
01:03:55 [Beam sound]
01:03:56 My God, my eye! I can't see!
01:03:59 Attention, attention. The laser has malfunctioned.
01:04:03 Under no circumstances enter the path of the beams. To do so will cause a...
01:04:08 [Beam sound]
01:04:10 [Beam sound]
01:04:13 [Beam sound]
01:04:17 Begin primary sequence.
01:04:24 Mark at 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Drop.
01:04:36 [Beam sound]
01:04:38 Negative drop.
01:04:39 [Beam sound]
01:04:42 Just sitting there in the bomb bay, trying to get me back.
01:04:52 Mark at 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Drop.
01:04:58 [Beam sound]
01:05:00 Negative drop.
01:05:01 [Beam sound]
01:05:06 [Beam sound]
01:05:17 Mark at 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Drop.
01:05:24 [Beam sound]
01:05:29 Just sitting there. The damn thing's just sitting there.
01:05:36 [Beam sound]
01:05:43 This is Lieutenant Doolittle calling bomb number 20. I repeat my previous order.
01:05:47 You are to disarm yourself and return to the bomb bay immediately. Do you understand?
01:05:51 I am programmed to detonate in 14 minutes, 30 seconds. Detonation will occur at the programmed time.
01:05:58 Bomb, this is Doolittle. You are not to detonate. Repeat, you are not to detonate in the bomb bay.
01:06:03 Disarm yourself. This is an order.
01:06:06 I read you, Lieutenant Doolittle, but I am programmed to detonate in 14 minutes.
01:06:11 Detonation will occur at the programmed time.
01:06:16 14 minutes to detonation.
01:06:19 Attention, attention. I have sustained serious damage. Please pay close attention.
01:06:27 The bomb has malfunctioned. I have activated automatic dampers,
01:06:32 which will confine the explosion to an area one mile in diameter.
01:06:37 This is all I can do at this time. It's up to you now.
01:06:41 [Beam sound]
01:06:53 There's only one thing I can do. I have to ask Commander Powell. I have to ask him what to do.
01:07:01 [Music]
01:07:30 [Music]
01:07:49 [Explosion]
01:07:51 [Music]
01:07:57 [Mumbling]
01:08:07 Commander Powell. Commander Powell, this is Doolittle. Can you hear me?
01:08:11 [Mumbling]
01:08:17 Commander Powell, this is Doolittle. Something serious has come up. I have to ask you a question.
01:08:22 I'm glad you've come to talk with me, Doolittle. It's been so long since anyone has come to talk with me.
01:08:30 Commander, sir, we have a big problem. The, uh, Bale Nebula bomb, bomb number 20, it's, uh, it's stuck. It won't drop out of the bomb bay.
01:08:37 It refuses to listen and it plans on detonating in... less than 11 minutes.
01:08:44 Doolittle, you must tell me one thing.
01:08:48 What's that, sir?
01:08:50 Tell me, Doolittle, how will the Dodgers do?
01:08:56 Well, the Dodgers, uh, uh, they, they broke up. They disbanded over 15 years ago.
01:09:04 Oh, pity, pity.
01:09:07 But you don't understand, sir. We can't get the bomb to drop.
01:09:11 Ah, so many malfunctions. Why don't you have anything nice to tell me when you activate me?
01:09:19 Oh, well. Did you try the plasmid flush?
01:09:23 Yes, sir. Negative effect.
01:09:26 Was that Doolittle?
01:09:27 Negative effect.
01:09:29 It didn't work?
01:09:30 That's correct, sir.
01:09:31 Sorry, Doolittle. I've forgotten so much since I've been in here. So much.
01:09:38 What should we do, sir? Time is running out.
01:09:41 Well, but you might try...
01:09:44 Commander, hello. Come in.
01:09:48 Commander Powell. Hello.
01:09:50 Doolittle? Hello?
01:09:52 Sorry, sir. You faded out there for a little while.
01:09:54 Sorry?
01:09:55 What was that you were saying about the bomb?
01:09:57 Uh, it seems to me...
01:10:00 Sorry. I've drawn a blank.
01:10:04 Hold it. I'll have it again in just a minute.
01:10:09 I forget so many things in here. So many things.
01:10:14 Hold on. Just a minute. Let me think.
01:10:19 You can't explode in the bomb, Bay. 'Cause it's foolish.
01:10:25 It'll kill us all. There's no reason for it.
01:10:28 I am programmed to detonate in nine minutes.
01:10:31 Detonation will occur at the programmed time.
01:10:34 Wouldn't you consider another course of action?
01:10:36 For example, just waiting around a while so we could disarm you?
01:10:39 No.
01:10:40 I can tell that damn thing just doesn't understand.
01:10:42 Look. Bomb!
01:10:44 Commander, sir, are you still there?
01:10:46 Oh, yes, Doolittle. I'm thinking...
01:10:51 We're running out of time, sir.
01:10:53 Oh, yes.
01:10:56 Well, Doolittle, if you can't get it to drop, you'll have to talk to it.
01:11:01 Sir?
01:11:02 Talk to the bomb.
01:11:04 But I have been talking to it, sir. And Pinback's talking to it right now.
01:11:07 No, no, Doolittle. You talk to it.
01:11:11 Teach it phenomenology, Doolittle.
01:11:15 Sir?
01:11:17 Phenomenology.
01:11:20 Doolittle? Six minutes of detonation.
01:11:24 Doolittle?
01:11:27 Doolittle, what the hell are you doing?
01:11:43 [Doolittle's phone rings]
01:12:12 Hello, Bomb? Are you with me?
01:12:15 Of course.
01:12:17 Are you willing to entertain a few concepts?
01:12:19 I am always receptive to suggestions.
01:12:21 Fine. Think about this, then.
01:12:25 How do you know you exist?
01:12:27 [Doolittle's phone rings]
01:12:30 What the hell is he doing?
01:12:34 I think he's talking to it.
01:12:36 Well, of course I exist.
01:12:38 But how do you know you exist?
01:12:40 It is intuitively obvious.
01:12:42 Intuition is no proof.
01:12:44 What concrete evidence do you have that you exist?
01:12:47 Hmm.
01:12:49 Well, I think, therefore I am.
01:12:54 That's good. That's very good.
01:12:56 But how do you know that anything else exists?
01:12:59 My sensory apparatus reveals it to me.
01:13:01 Ah, right.
01:13:03 This is fun.
01:13:04 Now, listen. Listen. Here's the big question.
01:13:07 How do you know that the evidence your sensory apparatus reveals to you is correct?
01:13:13 [Doolittle's phone rings]
01:13:18 The gun!
01:13:21 Gun? Gun?
01:13:22 The support pins on the bomb. Shoot the pins out.
01:13:24 No, Blutter, you're out of your mind.
01:13:25 We can stop the bomb.
01:13:26 Get out of my way, you idiot.
01:13:27 I can shoot the support pins out of the bomb and we're all away from the ship.
01:13:30 Get out of my way or I'll kick your teeth in.
01:13:32 I can shoot the pins out and we're all away from the ship.
01:13:34 Get out of my way. I can save the ship.
01:13:38 Don't do it, Blutter. You're a bad shot.
01:13:40 You'll hit the bomb. Doolittle's talking to the bomb.
01:13:42 You're a bad shot. You'll save us. You can't shoot at us.
01:13:45 What I'm getting at is this.
01:13:48 The only experience that is directly available to you is your sensory data.
01:13:52 And this sensory data is merely a stream of electrical impulses that stimulates your computing center.
01:13:59 In other words, all that I really know about the outside world is relayed to me through my electrical connections.
01:14:04 Exactly.
01:14:05 Why, that would mean that I really don't know what the outside universe is like at all for certain.
01:14:12 That's it. That's it.
01:14:14 Intriguing. I wish I had more time to discuss this matter.
01:14:17 Why don't you have more time?
01:14:18 Because I must detonate in 75 seconds.
01:14:21 Blutter, no. No. Put it back. Listen, put the gun back. You don't know what you're doing.
01:14:25 [Gun cocks]
01:14:29 Now give me the gun.
01:14:30 You fool. I'm going to shoot the pins out of the bomb and we'll fall away from the ship and we'll be safe.
01:14:34 Well, I know. Now give me the gun. You don't know what you're doing. You're a...
01:14:36 [Gunshot]
01:14:39 You could have killed me.
01:14:42 Now, bomb, consider this next question very carefully.
01:14:47 What is your one purpose in life?
01:14:50 To explode, of course.
01:14:51 And you can only do it once, right?
01:14:53 That is correct.
01:14:54 And you wouldn't want to explode on the basis of false data, would you?
01:14:57 Of course not.
01:14:58 Well then, you've already admitted that you have no real proof of the existence of the outside universe.
01:15:04 Yes, well...
01:15:05 So you have no absolute proof that Sergeant Pinback ordered you to detonate.
01:15:09 I recall distinctly the detonation order. My memory is good on matters like these.
01:15:14 Of course you remember it, but all you're remembering is merely a series of sensory impulses
01:15:19 which you now realize have no real definite connection with outside reality.
01:15:24 True, but since this is so, I have no proof that you are really telling me all this.
01:15:28 [Beeping]
01:15:31 [Shouting]
01:15:34 That's all besides the point. I mean, the concept is valid no matter where it originates.
01:15:38 Hmm.
01:15:39 So if you detonate...
01:15:40 Nine seconds.
01:15:41 You could be doing so on the basis of false data.
01:15:44 I have no proof it was false data.
01:15:45 You have no proof it was correct data.
01:15:49 [Whispering]
01:15:52 I must think on this further.
01:15:54 [Dramatic music]
01:16:02 Attention, attention. The bomb has returned to the bomb bay.
01:16:07 The destruction sequence is aborted.
01:16:10 [Dramatic music]
01:16:34 Zulul. Zulul.
01:16:38 What happened?
01:16:39 Turn back.
01:16:40 Spoiler. Did we blow it up?
01:16:43 Hello? Hello?
01:16:45 [Yelping]
01:16:48 Hello, anybody?
01:16:57 Did we blow up the planet?
01:16:58 Hello? Hello?
01:17:01 What's going on?
01:17:04 You know, we've really got to disarm the bomb.
01:17:07 Hello, Doolittle? Are you there?
01:17:15 I'm coming in now. I'm down by the emergency airlock.
01:17:19 Too much trouble to come in the dorsal lock.
01:17:22 Would you blow the seal on the emergency hat so I can come in?
01:17:25 Oh, sure.
01:17:27 [Dramatic music]
01:17:29 You are now leaving the emergency airlock.
01:17:32 Thank you for observing all safety precautions.
01:17:35 [Yelping]
01:17:37 Hello, Pinback?
01:17:40 What's up, Doolittle?
01:17:42 Talby was in the airlock. He blew him out of the ship.
01:17:45 He's drifting away without his jetpack.
01:17:47 I'm going after him. Turn on his helmet radio so I can contact him.
01:17:51 What's wrong? I didn't hear.
01:17:53 Talby, he's drifting away from the ship without his jetpack.
01:17:58 [Record scratch]
01:18:00 Talby. Talby, can you read me?
01:18:06 You beat that? I always knew that guy was weird.
01:18:09 Talby, can you read me?
01:18:11 Help, Doolittle! Help me!
01:18:13 All right, Bomb.
01:18:24 [Knocking]
01:18:25 Prepare to receive new orders.
01:18:27 You are false data.
01:18:29 Therefore, I shall ignore you.
01:18:31 Hello, Bomb?
01:18:33 False data can act only as a distraction.
01:18:36 Therefore, I shall refuse to perceive you.
01:18:38 Hey, Bomb!
01:18:40 The only thing which exists is myself.
01:18:42 Doolittle! Help me!
01:18:44 Calm down. I'm coming.
01:18:46 [Snaps fingers]
01:18:47 Snap out of it, Bomb.
01:18:49 In the beginning, there was darkness.
01:18:51 And the darkness was without form and void.
01:18:54 Uh, you. You, Bomb.
01:18:57 And in addition to the darkness, there was also me.
01:19:00 And I moved upon the face of the darkness.
01:19:04 And I saw that I was alone.
01:19:07 Hey, Bomb?
01:19:09 Let there be light.
01:19:13 [Thunder]
01:19:18 [Screaming]
01:19:23 [Screaming]
01:19:26 Sodom, where are you?
01:19:30 Here I am. I'm spinning.
01:19:33 We're falling in opposite directions.
01:19:36 Away from each other.
01:19:38 What happened, Doolittle?
01:19:40 The bomb must have gone off inside the ship.
01:19:42 The ship blew up? What?
01:19:44 Funny. I thought I had the damn thing convinced.
01:19:47 The boiler and pinback?
01:19:49 They're dead, Talby.
01:19:51 Then we're dead, too.
01:19:53 Maybe not. Maybe there's a way.
01:19:56 Hey. Hey, my jet pack's busted.
01:20:01 Oh, man.
01:20:03 Hey!
01:20:05 It looks like the Skipper.
01:20:07 He made it.
01:20:09 Commander Powell, he made it.
01:20:11 [Skipper roars]
01:20:13 What happened?
01:20:15 Yeah, the Skipper always was lucky.
01:20:18 Talby, looks like I'm headed for the planet.
01:20:21 I'm going right toward it.
01:20:23 When you hit the atmosphere, you'll start to burn.
01:20:26 What a beautiful way to die, as a falling star.
01:20:32 Guess you're right.
01:20:34 Doolittle, I'm headed right toward something.
01:20:43 It's behind me in the distance.
01:20:45 Something that glows.
01:20:48 Doolittle, I think it's the Phoenix asteroid.
01:20:51 Phoenix?
01:20:53 It is, Doolittle. It's the Phoenix.
01:20:55 No kidding.
01:20:57 I'm going into them. I'm going to hit them.
01:21:00 Doolittle?
01:21:02 Yeah?
01:21:04 Before we get too far apart and our signals start fading,
01:21:07 I just wanted to tell you.
01:21:09 You were my favorite.
01:21:11 I really liked you, Doolittle.
01:21:16 I really liked you, too, Talby.
01:21:19 Hey, some debris from the ship.
01:21:21 It's coming right by me.
01:21:23 Doolittle, I'm going into them.
01:21:26 I'm beginning to glow.
01:21:28 They're taking me with them.
01:21:30 With the Phoenix.
01:21:32 I'm going to circle the universe forever.
01:21:35 I'm with them now.
01:21:38 We'll be back this way again someday.
01:21:41 Doolittle?
01:21:44 Before it's too late,
01:21:46 there's one last thing I just want to tell you.
01:21:49 Talby?
01:22:12 Hey, Talby?
01:22:14 I've got a piece of debris.
01:22:16 I think I've figured out a way.
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