• 9 months ago
In search of a fresh start, two women embark on an impromptu road trip to Tallahassee, Fla. However, things quickly go awry when they cross paths with a group of inept criminals along the way.
Transcript
00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:02 [CRASH]
00:02 [SCREAMING]
00:04 [HONKING]
00:06 [CAT MEOWING]
00:08 What?
00:09 Don't touch it.
00:10 I saw this movie once where they come across this box.
00:13 [GASP]
00:14 And they open the box.
00:15 The case.
00:16 [CASH REGISTER DINGS]
00:17 And it was, like, really, really bad.
00:22 [GASP]
00:23 I just want to know what's going on.
00:24 I bet it's locked.
00:27 [SCREAMING]
00:29 [HONKING]
00:32 We just want to locate your friends.
00:34 Who are you, jackass?
00:35 That's when women curse like that.
00:36 [SCREAMING]
00:39 Those girls just drove off with something we need.
00:42 We got to call the cops.
00:43 Cool your gits.
00:44 Here's what we do.
00:45 Sell it back or shake them down.
00:48 That is about the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
00:50 And I'm a cop.
00:51 Yeah, baby.
00:53 Jack.
00:56 Who are you?
00:57 Save the sanctimony.
00:58 And hand over the million smackers.
01:00 [MUSIC - "WAKE UP"]
01:01 (SINGING) You are awake, aren't you?
01:04 We should see what's in here.
01:07 [SCREAMING]
01:11 "Drive Away Dolls," figure-off.
01:13 What the hell?
01:14 Yeah, we forgot to tell you about the swab
01:16 guy's head in the hat box.
01:18 All-new "Theaters," February 23rd.
01:21 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:25 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:29 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:33 [BLANK_AUDIO]