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00:00 [Splash]
00:02 [Splash]
00:04 [Splash]
00:06 [Splash]
00:08 Too bad about soccer mom, Buzz.
00:12 Yes, I was kind of rooting for her.
00:15 [Music]
00:29 But was this?
00:31 That crazy pussycat has stopped at the end of the bridge.
00:35 He's got a soft buzz.
00:37 I sense a dirty trick coming up.
00:41 [Music]
00:53 [Music]
01:14 Oh, looks like that one backfired on the pussycat.
01:19 It sure does, Buzzalito.
01:21 And this river is infested with pussycat eating piranha fish.
01:26 [Splash]
01:33 That's Tierra del Fuego, sir.
01:37 And that?
01:39 That would be the Antarctic, sir.
01:42 Fantastic.
01:44 The racers will have to modify their cars and sail across the water to make it there.
01:50 That should boost the ratings even higher.
01:55 Folks, I've just heard from Hollywood and have received some terrific news that I'm sure our racers will be pleased to hear.
02:04 Our racers are now going to head for the southernmost tip of South America,
02:09 where they will prepare their vehicles for the difficult crossing from Cape Horn to the Antarctic.
02:18 And won't our racers be excited and happy to hear that?
02:23 And here they come.
02:28 Give me that key!
02:30 Ho, ho, ho. Not so fast, Steed. Biff has some news for you all.
02:36 That's right, all. The race has been extended, and we will see each and all of you in the Antarctic.
02:43 Good luck, everyone.
03:03 Have I a square? You'll take now all the little bizzle pieces from which are.
03:13 Ah, this reminds me of sailing Blood Blistered Bay back in Miltor.
03:19 Ew.
03:38 Oh, this is terrible! Stop sinking!
03:51 Well, maybe this isn't so bad after all.
04:01 Well, Miss Mermaid, you are in luck because Steed Dirkly has just washed up on your shore.
04:10 And as soon as you dry these damp clothes for me, I'll reward you by letting you fix my dinner.
04:22 Get it! I want...
04:29 Hey, it's just in, Biffo. Oh, some disappointing news from the Southern Atlantic.
04:35 It seems that Steed Dirkly is being parboiled in a briny bouillon base and served with a caper-dilled cream of saline.
04:44 Ooh, Buzz B, he's out of the race, but he sounds delicious.
04:59 Well, Gorthon, congratulations on being the first one to make it to the Antarctic.
05:06 Thank you, Buzz, and hello, Biff.
05:09 Say, Gorthon, have you ever heard that thing about sticking your tongue on a piece of frozen metal?
05:17 No, what do you mean?
05:19 Well, Gorthon, they say that if you touch your tongue on a frozen piece of metal, it will stick.
05:27 What?
05:28 Yes, what do you think, Gorthon? Will it stick? Yes or no?
05:33 Well, no, of course, that's nonsense. The answer is no, it wouldn't stick.
05:38 Well, what about putting your money where your mouth is, Gorthon?
05:43 What do you mean?
05:44 Well, we have the South Pole right here. Why not give it a try?
05:49 What, you mean stick my tongue on this stupid metal pole here?
05:55 Who would have thought that the so-called Destroyer of Light was really just a big whip?
06:02 Look, I'm warning you!
06:05 No need to resort to your evil magic, Gorthon. If you think your tongue won't stick, just go ahead and show us.
06:13 All right, if only to prove to you mortals that you are wrong. Here.
06:20 Well, go on, Gorthon.
06:23 I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
06:27 There, you see? I told you.
06:34 Told you!
06:35 I knew it!
06:37 Hey, Buzz, look! The ice is cracking!
06:44 You're right, Bifurama. Let's hop over to safety!
06:49 Hey, what about me? Come on, Ballad!
06:54 Oh, and it looks like Gorthon is out of the race.
07:01 It sure does, Buzz-O. But at least we proved once and for all that your tongue will stick to a metal pole if it's cold enough.
07:11 And that's something.
07:13 I curse your souls, mortals!
07:19 Boy, somebody sure is a sore loser.
07:24 That leaves the Pussycat, the Mouse, and of course, Ratty.
07:29 Yes, and here they are.
07:32 Let's have a word with Granny.
07:38 Say, Granny, I'm sure the folks at home would like to know how you feel about the race thus far.
07:46 Well, it's a wonderful competition. It's good for a person to participate in old-fashioned, clean...
07:57 ...FOR FUN!
07:59 (snoring)
08:27 (screaming)
08:30 Squirty! Squirty! Where is Comet?!
08:56 Mr. Pussycat, how are you going to sleep at night after a rotten trick like that?
09:03 I think you'll sleep just fine, Buzz.
09:12 Looks like the Pussycat is in the lead.
09:20 Well, it seems we are down to only two competitors now, Biffy.
09:26 That's right. A cat and a mouse.
09:29 A predator and the prey.
09:31 The overdog and the underdog.
09:34 The eater and the eaten.
09:36 The big and the small.
09:38 Okay, Biff, I think we get the idea.
09:42 (music)
09:46 (roaring)
09:49 (roaring)
09:53 (roaring)
09:56 (roaring)
10:09 (roaring)
10:20 (roaring)
10:48 (roaring)
10:51 (screaming)
11:02 (music)
11:15 (music)
11:18 (sigh)
11:26 Just take a look at the ratings for the show, sir!
11:30 Holy cow, they're through the roof!
11:33 If this doesn't make me vice president of Hollywood, I don't know what will!
11:38 We gotta keep this up.
11:40 What can we do to make the show even more exciting?
11:42 Where are they right now?
11:44 They're racing across the Antarctic, sir.
11:46 The next stop is Australia.
11:48 Australia, huh?
11:50 Isn't that where, uh, Motard is from?
11:53 No, that's Austria, sir.
11:55 Oh, right.
11:57 So, how should we have them get there?
12:00 Well, standard procedure is to fly or sail, sir.
12:03 You gotta learn how to think out of the box, Irving!
12:07 But, sir, how else would they get over there?
12:11 There's an enormous body of water between the Antarctic and Australia.
12:15 Precisely.
12:17 You mean...
12:19 Yes, keep going.
12:22 Underwater, sir?
12:26 Bingo! That's the kind of thinking that will keep you out of the mail room, Irving!
12:31 The leg of the race between Antarctica and Australia will be held...
12:36 Underwater!
12:38 It'll be a television first!
12:40 Let's just see how high we can get these ratings to go.
12:46 (HISSING)
12:48 (HISSING)
12:50 (HISSING)
13:04 (YELPS)
13:17 (HISSING)
13:19 (HORN HONKS)
13:28 (HISSING)
13:33 (HISSING)
13:40 (HISSING)
13:44 (roaring)
13:46 (explosion)