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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03 What's your mom's bird doing here?
00:13 Mom's going to the mountains for the weekend.
00:15 We're taking care of him.
00:17 Sure we are, until that cat eats him.
00:21 Not my sweet Tom.
00:24 He's no savage.
00:24 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:28 I'm telling you, this is a huge mistake.
00:36 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:40 [SCREAM]
00:53 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:56 [SNORING]
01:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:03 [SNORING]
01:07 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:10 [SNORING]
01:14 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:17 [SNORING]
01:21 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:25 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:28 [SQUEAKING]
01:32 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:34 [SCREAM]
01:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:39 [SNORING]
01:42 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:46 [SNORING]
01:49 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:53 [SCREAM]
01:56 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:00 [SCREAM]
02:21 What the--
02:23 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:26 [SQUEAKING]
02:31 I told you, it was something outside.
02:33 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:36 [SCREAM]
02:51 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:55 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:58 [SCREAM]
03:23 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:25 Tom, what are you doing?
03:28 Told you so.
03:29 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:33 [SQUEAKING]
03:36 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:39 [KISSING]
03:41 [SQUEAK]
03:43 Tom, I have never been more disappointed.
03:48 I thought I could trust you.
03:50 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:52 [THUD]
03:55 [CRASH]
03:57 Looks like you've chosen to spend the weekend outside.
04:00 You are a bad kitty.
04:02 [THUD]
04:04 You are a bad kitty.
04:06 Bad kitty.
04:07 Bad kitty.
04:08 [SQUEAK]
04:09 Cheer up, Tom.
04:11 You ain't a bad kitty for wanting to eat that boid.
04:16 It's what we cats do.
04:19 We eat boids.
04:22 You're darn right not you.
04:25 Why?
04:26 Because you want to get back in that house.
04:31 All you got to do is win back Ginger's trust.
04:35 And how do you do that?
04:37 You don't eat the boid.
04:40 I do.
04:41 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:45 [CRUNCH]
04:48 [SCREAM]
04:49 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:52 [THUD]
04:53 [CRASH]
04:55 If you keep up that racket, Tom,
04:57 you're staying out there permanently.
04:59 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:02 [SQUEAK]
05:02 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:05 [THUD]
05:06 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:07 [SQUEAK]
05:07 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:08 [PHONE RINGING]
05:10 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:12 [TIRES SCREECHING]
05:14 [CRASHING]
05:16 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:19 [GASP]
05:20 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:23 [BUZZING]
05:29 [CRASH]
05:30 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:33 [DOOR OPENING]
05:36 [BEEP]
05:37 [TIRES SCREECHING]
05:38 [KISSING]
05:41 You are a bad kitty, Tom.
05:44 You have to earn my trust back.
05:46 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:48 [CRASH]
05:48 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:52 Oh, it's going to take more than a little chivalry.
05:55 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:59 [BEEP]
05:59 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:02 [FARTING]
06:04 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:07 [THUD]
06:08 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:10 [THUD]
06:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:13 [FARTING]
06:14 [SPLAT]
06:15 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:16 [BEEP]
06:17 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:20 [BEEP]
06:21 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:24 [CRASH]
06:25 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:28 [THUD]
06:29 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:33 [THUD]
06:34 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:36 [CRASH]
06:36 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:39 [CRASH]
06:40 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:42 [THUD]
06:42 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:44 [CREAKING]
06:46 I ain't let no teensy weensy mouse or an emotional cat
06:50 stop me from eating.
06:52 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:56 [BEEPING]
06:58 Oldest trick in the book.
07:01 [CRASH]
07:01 [MUSIC PLAYING]
07:02 [BEEPING]
07:03 [MUSIC PLAYING]
07:05 [BEEP]
07:06 [MUSIC PLAYING]
07:08 [BEEP]
07:09 [MUSIC PLAYING]
07:12 [THUD]
07:13 [MUSIC PLAYING]
07:14 [THUD]
07:15 [MUSIC PLAYING]
07:17 [CRUNCH]
07:17 [MUSIC PLAYING]
07:20 [CRASH]
07:20 [MUSIC PLAYING]
07:22 [SWISH]
07:23 [MUSIC PLAYING]
07:25 You should be ashamed of yourself.
07:28 [MUSIC PLAYING]
07:30 [SWISH]
07:30 [MUSIC PLAYING]
07:34 [BEEPING]
07:35 [MUSIC PLAYING]
07:36 [THUD]
07:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]
07:38 [BEEPING]
07:39 [THUD]
07:40 [MUSIC PLAYING]
07:41 [SQUEAK]
07:41 [MUSIC PLAYING]
07:42 One, two, three, four, and a little more.
07:47 [MUSIC PLAYING]
07:48 [SQUEAK]
07:48 [MUSIC PLAYING]
07:49 [SQUEAK]
07:50 [MUSIC PLAYING]
07:52 [SQUEAK]
07:52 [MUSIC PLAYING]
07:54 [SQUEAK]
07:55 [MUSIC PLAYING]
07:56 [BEEP]
07:56 [MUSIC PLAYING]
07:58 [SQUEAK]
07:59 [MUSIC PLAYING]
08:01 [SQUEAK]
08:02 [MUSIC PLAYING]
08:03 [SQUEAK]
08:03 [CRASH]
08:04 [SCREAM]
08:05 [MUSIC PLAYING]
08:11 You two disgust me.
08:14 [SQUISH]
08:14 [MUSIC PLAYING]
08:17 [SQUEAK]
08:18 [MUSIC PLAYING]
08:20 [BEEP]
08:21 [MUSIC PLAYING]
08:24 [MUSIC PLAYING]
08:27 [THUD]
08:27 [MUSIC PLAYING]
08:30 [BEEP]
08:30 [MUSIC PLAYING]
08:33 [BEEPING]
08:34 [MUSIC PLAYING]
08:37 [SQUEAK]
08:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]
08:40 [BEEP]
08:41 [MUSIC PLAYING]
08:42 [SQUEAK]
08:42 [MUSIC PLAYING]
08:44 [THUD]
08:45 [MUSIC PLAYING]
08:46 [BEEPING]
08:47 [MUSIC PLAYING]
08:49 [THUD]
08:50 [MUSIC PLAYING]
08:52 [SQUEAK]
08:53 [MUSIC PLAYING]
08:55 [BEEPING]
08:56 [MUSIC PLAYING]
08:58 [WHISTLING]
09:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
09:04 [SQUEAK]
09:04 [MUSIC PLAYING]
09:05 [SQUEAK]
09:06 [MUSIC PLAYING]
09:07 [SQUEAK]
09:08 [MUSIC PLAYING]
09:09 [BUZZING]
09:11 [EXPLOSION]
09:14 Real cute bird.
09:16 [MUSIC PLAYING]
09:17 [BEEPING]
09:19 [MUSIC PLAYING]
09:22 [SQUEAK]
09:22 [MUSIC PLAYING]
09:25 [SQUEAK]
09:25 [MUSIC PLAYING]
09:30 [SQUEAK]
09:31 [MUSIC PLAYING]
09:32 [BEEPING]
09:33 [SQUEAK]
09:33 [MUSIC PLAYING]
09:35 [SQUEAK]
09:35 [MUSIC PLAYING]
09:38 [EXPLOSION]
09:39 [MUSIC PLAYING]
09:40 [BEEPING]
09:41 [MUSIC PLAYING]
09:43 [SQUEAK]
09:43 [MUSIC PLAYING]
09:46 [BEEPING]
09:47 [MUSIC PLAYING]
09:49 [BEEPING]
09:50 [EXPLOSION]
09:51 [MUSIC PLAYING]
09:53 [BEEPING]
09:54 [MUSIC PLAYING]
09:56 [EXPLOSION]
09:59 [SCREAMING]
10:00 [SCREAMING]
10:01 [EXPLOSION]
10:02 [MUSIC PLAYING]
10:04 [DOOR CREAKING]
10:06 Tom?
10:07 What are you doing?
10:09 [MUSIC PLAYING]
10:10 [CHEWING]
10:12 [SCREAMING]
10:14 [MUSIC PLAYING]
10:15 [EXPLOSION]
10:17 [MUSIC PLAYING]
10:19 [EXPLOSION]
10:21 [MUSIC PLAYING]
10:24 [EXPLOSION]
10:25 [MUSIC PLAYING]
10:27 [APPLAUSE]
10:30 Tom, you're such a brave kitty.
10:33 [MUSIC PLAYING]
10:34 [SCREAMING]
10:34 [EXPLOSION]
10:37 You've earned Mommy's trust.
10:39 You can stay.
10:41 [DING]
10:43 And to reward you for your efforts
10:45 to keep the little bird safe, I'm going to get you a treat.
10:49 Lay down, sweetie.
10:51 [MUSIC PLAYING]
10:54 [BIRD CHIRPING]
11:02 [BEEP]
11:03 You ain't a bad kitty for wanting to eat that boid.
11:08 It's what we cats do.
11:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]
11:13 [BIRD CHIRPING]
11:16 [BEEP]
11:17 [BIRD CHIRPING]
11:19 [EXPLOSION]
11:20 [BIRD CHIRPING]
11:22 [CAMERA SHUTTER]
11:24 [EXPLOSION]
11:25 [CAMERA SHUTTER]
11:28 [BIRD CHIRPING]
11:31 [BIRD CHIRPING]
11:34 I'm going to get you a treat.
11:36 Get you a treat.
11:37 Get you a treat.
11:38 [MUSIC PLAYING]
11:41 [BIRD CHIRPING]
11:43 [CAMERA SHUTTER]
11:44 [BURP]
11:47 I think you're going to like this, my brave boy.
11:51 [ZAP]
11:52 [MUSIC PLAYING]
11:54 [ZAP]
11:55 [BEEP]
11:56 [ZAP]
11:58 [SCREAMING]
11:59 [THUD]
12:01 [BARKING]
12:03 [THUDDING]
12:05 [BEEP]
12:07 [THUDDING]
12:09 [EXPLOSION]
12:10 [BIRD CHIRPING]
12:12 [BEEP]
12:13 [ZAP]
12:14 [SCREAM]
12:15 [THUD]
12:16 [MUSIC PLAYING]
12:19 Here you go, honey.
12:21 Tom?
12:23 It's in our nature, Tom.
12:25 Don't be so hard on yourself.
12:28 [THUD]
12:29 [SCREAM]
12:30 [EXPLOSION]
12:31 [MUSIC PLAYING]
12:34 [ZAP]
12:51 [BEEP]
12:52 [ZAP]
12:53 [MUSIC PLAYING]
12:57 [HUMMING]
13:00 [ZAP]
13:01 [THUD]
13:02 [MUSIC PLAYING]
13:05 [ZAP]
13:06 [MUSIC PLAYING]
13:09 [ZAP]
13:10 [ZAP]
13:11 [SCREAMING]
13:14 [THUDDING]
13:17 [HUMMING]
13:20 [MUSIC PLAYING]
13:23 [THUD]
13:24 Hurry up, Thomas.
13:26 [BEEP]
13:27 [MUSIC PLAYING]
13:28 Did you get the mouse whisker for the transformation potion?
13:33 [BEEPING]
13:34 [BEEPING]
13:35 In the cauldron with it.
13:37 [BEEP]
13:38 [BEEP]
13:39 [ZAP]
13:40 [MUSIC PLAYING]
13:43 [ZAP]
13:48 [ZAP]
13:49 [BEEP]
13:50 You sure it's only one mouse whisker?
13:53 Positive, BT.
13:55 You're not the only sorceress in the family
13:58 who can make a transformation potion.
14:01 Just the best, dear sister.
14:03 That's what you think.
14:05 I'll get you handy myself, you know.
14:08 Thomas!
14:09 Sherry!
14:10 Enough with you two!
14:12 Pestering cat, maddening mouse, off you go, top of house!
14:17 [MUSIC PLAYING]
14:19 [SQUEAKING]
14:20 [SCREAMING]
14:21 [MUSIC PLAYING]
14:24 [SCREAMING]
14:25 [SCREAMING]
14:28 [MUSIC PLAYING]
14:31 [MUSIC PLAYING]
14:34 [BEEPING]
14:35 [BEEPING]
14:36 [BEEPING]
14:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]
14:38 [BEEPING]
14:39 [MUSIC PLAYING]
14:42 [BEEPING]
14:43 [MUSIC PLAYING]
14:46 [BEEPING]
14:47 [MUSIC PLAYING]
14:49 [SCREAMING]
14:52 [MUSIC PLAYING]
14:55 [MUSIC PLAYING]
14:58 [MUSIC PLAYING]
15:01 [MUSIC PLAYING]
15:04 [BEEPING]
15:05 [MUSIC PLAYING]
15:06 [SCREAMING]
15:07 [MUSIC PLAYING]
15:10 [BEEPING]
15:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]
15:14 [MUSIC PLAYING]
15:17 [BEEPING]
15:18 [MUSIC PLAYING]
15:21 [BEEPING]
15:22 [MUSIC PLAYING]
15:25 [BEEPING]
15:26 [MUSIC PLAYING]
15:29 [BEEPING]
15:30 [MUSIC PLAYING]
15:31 [BEEPING]
15:32 [MUSIC PLAYING]
15:34 [BEEPING]
15:35 [MUSIC PLAYING]
15:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]
15:38 [SCREAMING]
15:39 [MUSIC PLAYING]
15:41 [MUSIC PLAYING]
15:43 [SCREAMING]
15:44 [MUSIC PLAYING]
15:45 [BEEPING]
15:46 [MUSIC PLAYING]
15:48 [BEEPING]
15:49 [MUSIC PLAYING]
15:51 [BEEPING]
15:52 [MUSIC PLAYING]
15:54 What's wrong with him?
15:56 Gracious, Tom, it's not the first time we've summoned you.
16:01 [MUSIC PLAYING]
16:04 [BEEPING]
16:05 [MUSIC PLAYING]
16:07 [BEEPING]
16:08 [MUSIC PLAYING]
16:10 [BEEPING]
16:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]
16:12 [BEEPING]
16:13 [MUSIC PLAYING]
16:14 [SCREAMING]
16:15 [MUSIC PLAYING]
16:16 [BEEPING]
16:17 Why, sister, I think he's gone batty.
16:20 Yes, it appears so.
16:22 Perhaps getting some fresh mush beetle larva will focus your mind.
16:27 Hurry, Tom.
16:29 Mush beetle larva, I prefer something more potent.
16:33 Last I checked, I'm the witch brewing this potion, not you.
16:38 So back off.
16:39 You haven't come for the eye of a nut, have you?
16:42 [BEEPING]
16:43 [MUSIC PLAYING]
16:44 [SCREAMING]
16:45 [MUSIC PLAYING]
16:46 [BEEPING]
16:47 [MUSIC PLAYING]
16:48 [BEEPING]
16:49 I want to help, really, but I'm fresh out.
16:51 [MUSIC PLAYING]
16:54 [BEEP]
16:55 Why are you such a mess?
16:57 None of these sisters' crazy potions ever call for a cat.
17:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
17:03 Are we playing charades?
17:05 I love charades.
17:07 How many words?
17:08 [BEEP]
17:09 [MUSIC PLAYING]
17:10 I'm a beatable bee, the Loch Ness Monster.
17:15 I'm dreadful at this game.
17:18 Ah, Jerry's been turned into a vampire.
17:21 [BEEPING]
17:23 OK, I cheated.
17:25 [MUSIC PLAYING]
17:27 [BEEPING]
17:30 [MUSIC PLAYING]
17:33 [BEEPING]
17:35 If you're looking for fresh beetle larvae,
17:38 I strongly suggest under the porch.
17:41 [BEEPING]
17:43 Yes, outside.
17:45 That's where porches generally are,
17:48 and cats who don't do as they're told.
17:52 [BEEPING]
17:55 [MUSIC PLAYING]
17:58 [BEEPING]
18:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
18:03 [BEEPING]
18:06 [BEEPING]
18:08 Nope.
18:09 [BEEPING]
18:11 Nope.
18:13 [BEEPING]
18:15 Try again.
18:16 [BEEPING]
18:19 It's purple, not yellow.
18:21 [BEEP]
18:22 [MUSIC PLAYING]
18:25 [BEEPING]
18:28 [MUSIC PLAYING]
18:31 [BEEPING]
18:34 [CRASH]
18:35 [MUSIC PLAYING]
18:38 Did you find the beetle larvae?
18:40 [MUSIC PLAYING]
18:43 Good kitty.
18:46 I find letting the brew steep a good long while
18:50 allows the ingredients to create a stronger bond,
18:54 perhaps while we sleep.
18:57 [BUZZING]
18:58 Yes, of course.
19:00 After I add the candied slugs that Thomas is getting.
19:04 [MUSIC PLAYING]
19:07 [BUZZING]
19:09 No, cat.
19:11 Candied slugs.
19:13 Interesting.
19:15 Shush, Beaty.
19:16 You may be first born, but it doesn't make you
19:20 the wicked witch of all.
19:22 [CLICKING]
19:24 [BELL RINGING]
19:25 Dracula's in his hole.
19:26 You're safe.
19:28 [MUSIC PLAYING]
19:31 A ladle, huh?
19:34 That'll keep the vampires away.
19:37 I'm kidding.
19:38 [MUSIC PLAYING]
19:41 But I do know what will.
19:43 Lived with one way back.
19:45 I've been working on a little demonstration.
19:48 See, there's three basic ways to get rid of a vampire.
19:52 First, there's sunlight.
19:54 Turns them into dust.
19:56 Then there's garlic.
19:58 Makes their breath stink.
20:00 And more importantly, go up in smoke.
20:03 And finally, a wooden stick through their heart
20:06 usually does the trick.
20:09 It's the last resort.
20:11 It'll be morning soon.
20:12 We can start then.
20:13 [MUSIC PLAYING]
20:16 [HORSE NEIGHING]
20:21 [BEEPING]
20:24 [MUSIC PLAYING]
20:27 Morning, sunshine.
20:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]
20:40 Now use the mirror to direct the sunlight into the hole.
20:48 [MUSIC PLAYING]
20:52 [HORSE NEIGHING]
20:54 Hey, easy, boy.
20:57 Let me help you.
20:58 [MUSIC PLAYING]
21:01 These sisters are not going to like that.
21:04 [MUSIC PLAYING]
21:07 [HORSE NEIGHING]
21:15 It's impossible for your luck to get any worse.
21:18 [MUSIC PLAYING]
21:20 [HISSING]
21:21 Funny garlic, remember?
21:24 Never fails.
21:25 Otherwise, you're destined to be one too.
21:28 [MUSIC PLAYING]
21:31 Get closer.
21:36 [MUSIC PLAYING]
21:39 Have you never bowled?
21:42 Should I ask for rails?
21:43 [MUSIC PLAYING]
21:47 [HISSING]
21:48 [MUSIC PLAYING]
22:14 [HORSE NEIGHING]
22:17 You can't stop now.
22:23 There's one last thing you can do, the final resort.
22:27 [MUSIC PLAYING]
22:30 Now drive this stake through his tiny vampire heart.
22:43 [MUSIC PLAYING]
22:46 You forgot this stake, didn't you?
22:50 [MUSIC PLAYING]
22:53 Tell me you're kidding.
23:00 [HORSE NEIGHING]
23:03 [MUSIC PLAYING]
23:10 I think the little bloodsucker's gone mad.
23:13 [MUSIC PLAYING]
23:16 I've got to stop getting involved with these two.
23:23 [MUSIC PLAYING]
23:26 Good morning, Thomas.
23:32 You've been very busy, haven't you?
23:36 I don't love what you've done to the place.
23:39 That was mother's brood.
23:42 And grandmother's spell book.
23:45 Not to mention the smoke and the dust.
23:49 I think Tom needs a little fresh air in the dark woods with the nose.
23:56 Indoor cat, damage is untold.
24:00 Cast him out into the cold.
24:04 So long, cat, and goodbye, mouse.
24:09 [MUSIC PLAYING]
24:12 I remember once turning a newt into a loaf of pumpkin bread.
24:22 It was very tasty.
24:25 I remember it being a bit dry myself.
24:28 I don't think I taste very good.
24:30 Relax, newt. I'm transforming you into a glorious eagle.
24:36 An eagle, huh?
24:38 [GUNSHOT]
24:40 [SCREAMING]
24:42 Oh, too bad, sister.
24:45 And I really thought you were going to get the transformation potion right this time.
24:50 If you weren't constantly distracting, BT, I would have.
24:56 Into the cold with you as well.
24:59 [MUSIC PLAYING]
25:02 Guys, it's me, newt.
25:06 I'm an eagle.
25:08 [EAGLE CRY]
25:10 Hey, where are you going?
25:12 Can I come?
25:13 [MUSIC PLAYING]
25:16 [MUSIC PLAYING]
25:19 [BLANK_AUDIO]