Taylor Swift Plans To Expose Her Ex In New Album & He Is Scared
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00:00 And the Grammy goes to Taylor Swift.
00:05 Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriend Joe Alwyn needs to seek shelter immediately and not leave
00:10 witness protection as of April 2024 onward.
00:14 Taylor's horrendous breakup with Joe has been documented fully on her new surprise
00:19 album and the world is getting ready to shun Joe Alwyn.
00:23 Taylor surprised the world during her Grammy acceptance speech for best pop vocal album
00:28 when she dropped the bombshell announcement.
00:31 She said "I want to thank the fans by telling you a secret that I've been keeping from you
00:34 for the last two years, which is that my brand new album comes out in April."
00:43 But it was the title of the album that sent shockwaves through the Swifty fanbase.
00:48 See Taylor knows what she's doing here and what she's doing is getting fans riled up
00:52 as she prepares to open up about her previous relationship with Joe Alwyn that went horribly
00:57 wrong.
01:03 The album titled "The Tortured Poets Department" is in fact a direct shot at Joe Alwyn as back
01:10 in 2022, Joe and fellow actor Paul Mescal revealed during an interview with Variety
01:17 that they had a group chat on WhatsApp called "The Tortured Man Club".
01:27 According to Taylor Swift insider and critically acclaimed actress Jessica Chin King, Joe Alwyn
01:33 is extremely worried about some secret details that might come out in Taylor's new album.
01:39 The Swifties have apparently debunked the fact that almost every single one of Taylor's
01:43 tracks on the new album are a direct reference to her poor relationship with Joe.
01:48 So get ready for this, because the track list is made up of literal straight up shots at
01:53 her ex.
01:54 Side A kicks off with "Fortnite" and "The Tortured Poets Department" as well as "My
01:59 Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys" and another track called "Down Bad".
02:04 Fans are speculating that this is all about how immature Joe Alwyn is and that Taylor
02:08 is directly calling him a baby.
02:10 Side B has "So Long London", "But Daddy I Love Him", "Fresh Out the Slammer"
02:15 and "Florida" hinting at Taylor saying her goodbyes to Joe, trying to convince her
02:20 dad that she's the one, and then going crazy and moving to Florida to escape the madness
02:25 and politics of New Hampshire.
02:27 Taylor's first performance after breaking up with Joe also happened to be in Florida.
02:31 Moving on to Side C, it seems like we're delving into the aftermath of their relationship
02:35 with tracks like "Guilty As Sin" and "Who's Afraid of Little Old Me".
02:40 And then there's "I Can Fix Him", "No Really I Can" and fans believe that Taylor
02:44 is blaming herself for the downfall because Joe was truly good for her.
02:48 Get ready because here comes the last side, it's Side D which takes us deeper into the
02:52 bitter end of their love story with songs like "I Can Do It With A Broken Heart",
02:56 "The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived", "The Alchemy" and "Clara Bow".
03:00 And according to Jessica Chin King, "The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived" is believed
03:04 to be a direct shot at Joe for acting small in the bedroom and perhaps a reference to
03:10 what Travis Kelce is now bringing in that department.
03:13 Juicy!
03:14 Die Hard fans believe that "Fresh Out the Slammer" is about her newfound singledom
03:18 after six years with Joe and another one suggested that Clara Bow is giving William Bowery vibes,
03:24 which is the actor's pseudonym while working on Taylor's 2020 album.
03:28 Taylor and Joe reportedly began dating in late 2016 shortly after her highly publicized
03:33 breakup with Tom Hiddleston.
03:35 And fans have been claiming that Joe needs to seek shelter from the media and perhaps
03:39 change addresses after a potential leak to Joe's home in Malibu has been surfacing
03:43 on the internet website Reddit.
03:45 One Taylor Swift fan claims, "I ran into Joe at a Five Guys and when I asked him about
03:50 Taylor's new album he told me he doesn't remember a Taylor."
03:53 Was that Joe Alwyn you ran into or Joe Biden my friend?
03:56 Either way, it seems like people are on the case and until Taylor drops the album we won't
04:01 officially know exactly how much gossip she's going to drop.