• 10 months ago
Kanye West Finally Reveals Why He Posts His Wife All Over The Internet

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00:00 I'm gonna post my wife as much as I want. Go post your wife on your Instagram.
00:03 Kanye West has revealed why he has been exposing his wife to the media. Ladies and gentlemen,
00:09 please understand that what I'm about to show you is rated 18+ and may contain coarse language.
00:16 It does contain coarse language, a lot of it. Viewer discretion is advised.
00:20 Kanye has taken to Instagram to let all of you know that Kanye is king and Kanye doesn't care what you think.
00:27 After posting the same video of his wife Bianca wearing the most revealing outfit of all time three times in a row,
00:34 Kanye West felt the need to post a video of him talking to his own camera on his phone while
00:40 strolling through the airport with his wife.
00:42 Here's the thing. Yeah, Kanye felt the need to post the same video of his wife three times,
00:52 but in this video Bianca can just be seen dancing while wearing no clothing, but a chef's apron on the front and a large
01:00 Dorito looking thing on the back. It's nuts that we haven't seen Kanye upload any picture of his wife wearing an outfit that doesn't
01:08 completely reveal herself. Then, in response to fans asking WTF, Kanye felt the need to record a video
01:16 explaining the reason why he posts all of these borderline
01:20 clueless pictures and videos of his wife for all of his followers to see. Are you ready for this?
01:27 Because after bragging about finally releasing his new album,
01:31 Kanye said the following, "Don't ever say nothing negative. If you don't like my page and don't like what I'm posting,
01:38 then go f*** yourself.
01:40 Seriously, leave me, leave the king, the f*** alone. I don't care, bro.
01:46 I'm going to post my wife as much as I want. Go post your wife on your f***ing Instagram."
01:53 The craziest part about this video is actually the fact that Kanye was saying all of this nonsense while wearing
02:00 $850,000 pieces of metal in his mouth, which made his lisp come out in full force.
02:06 The second craziest part of this video is the fact that he just calls himself the king out of nowhere.
02:11 Leave me, leave the king, the f*** alone.
02:14 The king of what exactly? No one knows.
02:17 Not even his wife knows because she's just being pulled along for the ride and also is just probably getting underpaid or
02:25 paid under the table by Kanye for all of her willing involvement in this nonsense.
02:30 But, but, but, but,
02:32 notice how during this video, not a single person approaches Kanye and asks him for an autograph.
02:38 As he turns the camera to Bianca, she could be heard giggling before running out of the shot.
02:43 "That sounds, what, what?"
02:45 "That's it!"
02:46 And this is one of the first times that fans have ever heard Bianca make a noise coming out of her mouth,
02:51 following claims that Kanye has actually forbidden Bianca from ever speaking publicly.
02:57 And to be fair, it wasn't much of a speaking role in this video anyways.
03:00 But here comes the best part of it all, because it's a new segment on FTD News that we like to call
03:06 "Pepe's Prized Perspectives." That's triple P, where I, Pepe, share my favorite reactions from you guys, the internet.
03:14 Here we go. This comment says, "Bro's wife is just a prop at this point," with a crying emoji.
03:21 "Three times is crazy." I agree. Posting the same video three times is crazy.
03:26 Almost as crazy as Bianca's non-outfit outfit choice. This comment says, "You already dropped the album.
03:33 Why are you still posting your wife?" To that I say, there is no specific answer to this. Oh, wait, there is.
03:38 That's because he is the king, and you must leave the king alone. This comment says, "Kanye, we get it.
03:44 She doesn't like clothes." Do we get it though, Kanye? I don't think we get it. I really don't think we get it at all.
03:50 Just keep posting the same video again and again. Maybe post it one more time. I think I'll actually get it on the fourth time.
03:55 Thank you. And my personal favorite. This comment reads, "Kanye sounding like Mike Tyson with them grills in his teeth."
04:02 I have to say, you are onto something. On that note, throw Kanye into the ring with Mike Tyson,
04:08 and let's see what happens. My real question after watching this video of him yelling at the airport is, what is on his lip?
04:14 It seems like the new grills are causing some sort of
04:18 unwanted, allergic reaction on the upper lip of...
04:22 Unless it's herpes. Anyways, what are your thoughts on this man's recent fiasco?
04:27 Would you be okay with seeing Kanye walking around the airport yelling at his phone? Let me just set the picture for you.
04:34 Imagine you're just chilling and minding your own business while waiting for your flight, and you hear Kanye West
04:39 strolling along towards you, yelling with a lisp, calling himself the king, while his wife is also
04:46 casually strolling around beside him wearing nothing. Now that is Hollywood, baby.

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