Jim navigates the difficulties of married life in suburban Australia. | dG1fQWFUb1NqMGFZRTQ
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00:00 [crickets chirping]
00:09 ♪ My name is Gin ♪
00:12 ♪ And I drink a lot of gin ♪
00:15 ♪ Down by the river ♪
00:18 ♪ Just fucking with my liver ♪
00:23 ♪ I get my money from Centelli ♪
00:29 ♪ I don't shower and I really stink ♪
00:36 ♪ Neither does my wife ♪
00:41 ♪ She hasn't showered since she was five ♪
00:47 ♪ Go down to the pub every afternoon ♪
00:53 ♪ I tell my wife that I'll be home soon ♪
00:59 ♪ I can't really afford my smokes ♪
01:05 ♪ 'Cause I've been all on the pugs ♪
01:09 ♪ My name is Gin ♪
01:12 ♪ And I drink a lot of gin ♪
01:15 ♪ Down by the river ♪
01:18 ♪ Just fucking with my liver ♪
01:21 ♪ My name is Gin ♪
01:24 ♪ And I drink a lot of gin ♪
01:27 ♪ Down by the river ♪
01:30 ♪ Just fucking with my liver ♪
01:35 ♪ I have ten fucking kids ♪
01:41 ♪ And they all give me the shits ♪
01:47 ♪ Being dicks and carrying on ♪
01:53 ♪ To calm them down I give them a bong ♪
01:58 ♪ The love for my kids just isn't there ♪
02:04 ♪ The only love I have is for the welfare ♪
02:10 ♪ Me elders dropped out before year one ♪
02:16 ♪ He says working at Maccas is a lot of fun ♪
02:21 ♪ My name is Gin ♪
02:24 ♪ And I drink a lot of gin ♪
02:27 ♪ Down by the river ♪
02:30 ♪ Just fucking with my liver ♪
02:33 ♪ My name is Gin ♪
02:36 ♪ And I drink a lot of gin ♪
02:39 ♪ Down by the river ♪
02:42 ♪ Just fucking with my liver ♪
03:10 ♪ My wife left me the other day ♪
03:16 ♪ She took the kids but she forced me to pay ♪
03:22 ♪ But you know it's all okay ♪
03:27 ♪ Because I'm fucking her sister today ♪
03:32 ♪ My name is Gin ♪
03:35 ♪ And I drink a lot of gin ♪
03:38 ♪ Down by the river ♪
03:41 ♪ Just fucking with my liver ♪
03:44 ♪ My name is Gin ♪
03:47 ♪ And I drink a lot of gin ♪
03:50 ♪ Down by the river ♪
03:53 ♪ Just fucking with my liver ♪
03:56 ♪ ♪
03:59 ♪ ♪
04:02 [cheers and applause]
04:25 [cheers and applause]
04:28 [BLANK_AUDIO]