Love Month Stories 2024: I'm in love with my kumpare!
Kontakin mo lang si kumpare kung gusto mo ng extra twist with misis ngayong Valentine's Day!
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00:00 [intro music]
00:05 [music]
00:08 [knocking]
00:09 Bro!
00:10 Why?
00:11 Did you push someone?
00:12 No.
00:13 It's good that you came.
00:14 You were the first one to my wife.
00:16 There's a problem.
00:17 What is it?
00:18 Your wife wants to divorce me.
00:22 Oh.
00:23 Why did your wife want to divorce you?
00:24 There are many reasons.
00:26 I'll tell you later.
00:27 But the problem is, she doesn't want to divorce me.
00:29 You know what to do?
00:30 Talk to her.
00:32 That's it.
00:33 I did that.
00:35 She doesn't want to.
00:36 I did everything.
00:38 I got a surgery.
00:39 I got married.
00:41 I didn't take a bath for a month.
00:45 You think she still likes me even though I smell?
00:48 She really doesn't want to.
00:50 You did everything.
00:52 What are you doing here?
00:54 She said she won't divorce me because she loves me.
00:57 But I heard that she doesn't want to get married.
01:00 She's mad at you?
01:02 Yes.
01:03 She really doesn't want to.
01:04 So I thought of a way.
01:05 I'll tell her that we'll have a short-term relationship.
01:10 What?
01:11 Yes.
01:12 I think that's the best solution.
01:14 I'll tell her that we'll be a couple.
01:16 So that we can separate.
01:18 I'm sure that we can separate.
01:19 I'll be quiet at home.
01:21 Wait.
01:22 I'm getting involved in your business.
01:24 What's it to me?
01:25 We're friends.
01:26 I'm just saying.
01:27 It's simple.
01:28 Here's the phone.
01:29 Love.
01:31 Obet.
01:32 You're here.
01:33 This is Obet.
01:34 Have you eaten?
01:35 I haven't eaten.
01:37 I need to tell you something.
01:40 What is it?
01:42 I'm gay.
01:44 And...
01:46 Obet and I are...
01:48 I don't believe you.
01:52 No, I'm just kidding.
01:55 Fine.
01:56 I'll believe you if you give me proof.
01:59 If you're really a couple, kiss Obet.
02:02 What?
02:04 Why?
02:05 I don't want to.
02:06 I don't want to.
02:07 How much?
02:08 What?
02:09 How much?
02:10 P100.
02:11 P100?
02:12 What's that?
02:13 Make it P200.
02:14 Okay, cool.
02:15 Do you want a kiss?
02:17 Yes.
02:18 Here.
02:19 What's that?
02:21 Kiss on the cheek?
02:22 I don't believe you.
02:24 Okay, kiss on the neck.
02:25 Do you want?
02:26 Wait, why?
02:27 On the neck?
02:28 What?
02:29 P300.
02:30 What's P300?
02:31 P500.
02:32 P200.
02:33 P300.
02:34 Okay.
02:35 Do you want?
02:36 Yes.
02:37 Delicious.
02:39 Kiss on the neck?
02:40 Wait, are you both fooling me?
02:42 Kiss on the neck?
02:43 Don't make me confused.
02:44 If you're really a couple and you're really gay,
02:47 kiss him on the lips.
02:49 On the lips?
02:50 On the lips.
02:51 I can't kiss on the lips.
02:52 No talking.
02:53 What?
02:54 P1000.
02:55 One kiss?
02:56 Why?
02:57 If you owe P700,
02:58 then P170.
02:59 Kiss him.
03:00 Do it.
03:01 Close it.
03:02 P2000.
03:03 On the lips?
03:04 On the lips.
03:05 P2000.
03:06 Do you really need it?
03:07 Yes.
03:08 Do you need it, Anton?
03:09 Let's prove it.
03:10 P1000.
03:11 Okay.
03:12 Anton.
03:13 Wait, wait.
03:16 Why?
03:17 Don't close it.
03:18 Why?
03:19 No, it's for evidence.
03:20 It's like we're doing something.
03:23 Don't hold it in your fist.
03:25 Hold it in my fist.
03:26 Who's the girl?
03:27 It's up to me.
03:28 I'm just asking.
03:29 Okay, okay.
03:30 P2000.
03:31 P2000.
03:32 Okay.
03:33 It's so good.
03:39 What?
03:40 It's okay.
03:41 What?
03:42 I believe that you're gay.
03:44 But because I love you,
03:48 I'll accept it.
03:49 So, accept it.
03:50 We're already separated.
03:51 I'll accept that Obet is living here.
03:54 What?
03:55 Yes, I'll support your relationship.
03:58 As long as we're still married because I love you.
04:01 Really?
04:02 Wait, what's wrong?
04:03 Obet, get your stuff.
04:05 You'll live here.
04:06 Why?
04:07 Wait, why?
04:08 What's this?
04:09 It's a bag.
04:10 What bag?
04:11 You're not free.
04:12 Why?
04:13 My wife told me to give you allowance.
04:15 I'll get my stuff from your stuff.
04:17 I'll give it to you at home.
04:19 If you need me, honey.
04:20 What?
04:23 He's so beautiful.
04:26 [outro music]