GAME ON
GAME ON
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00:00 Today we're racing Andrew Tate in GTA 5.
00:02 Or so I think.
00:03 Someone reached out to me claiming to be the Top G himself
00:06 and challenged me to a GTA 5 race,
00:10 saying that his love for supercars can beat my experience with the game.
00:14 Fine. The loser has to buy the winner a McLaren.
00:17 Now, go and like this video to become more alpha
00:20 and let's do this!
00:22 Alright, Top G!
00:23 Alright, so you claim to be the real Top G, huh?
00:26 Hello, Jordy. Yes, this is Tate speaking.
00:29 Wait, why did they change my Bugatti?
00:32 Oh, sorry. I'm a little bit sick, Mr. Tate.
00:35 Where's my Bugatti, Jordy? Please tell me.
00:37 Also, I'm very happy that you would like to race me.
00:41 Also that you would want to become my student again.
00:43 I would love to be your student. Oh my goodness.
00:45 Right in my way, Mr. Jordy.
00:47 I think you're actually a genius marketeer and everything, Mr. Tate.
00:52 Thank you. I like your orange color. That's also why I picked it.
00:55 I think you should decide, re-decide on a new color
00:57 since this is definitely now mine.
00:59 You like orange? There's no way. Orange is mine.
01:01 Maybe if you beat me in this race, you can have the color orange.
01:05 Yeah, yeah. No, I think you should watch your mouth, little nerd.
01:08 Also, I'm here about to overtake you again.
01:10 Hey, listen. I tweeted "Free Andrew Tate" when you were in jail, okay?
01:15 Alright. What did you say? Did you say "Free Andrew Tate"?
01:17 Of course. I tweeted "Free Andrew Tate".
01:19 I appreciate that. Thank you.
01:20 I think you were... That makes you a little bit of a Top G.
01:23 However, I think it's all just you trying to be something.
01:26 You're a real Top G. Yes, yes, yes.
01:28 I'm still beating you in GTA racing, though.
01:30 Yeah, but that's probably just because you were a nerd
01:32 and I don't really play video games that much.
01:34 What? I work on getting women to like me.
01:37 What? I work on getting a good job.
01:38 I work on getting money for my family to support them.
01:41 I mean, you are kind of a daddy, you know?
01:43 Yes, I'm definitely a daddy, Jordy. I am also your daddy.
01:45 I am everyone's daddy. What?
01:46 That's why I'm also called Daddy Tate.
01:48 I wouldn't mind. It's either Top G Tate or Daddy Tate.
01:50 Daddy Tate. Yes.
01:51 I got my Bugatti Veyron again. That's very nice.
01:54 Veyron? Veyron? Veyron.
01:56 Veyron.
01:58 Well, no. It's just a Bugatti.
01:59 Bugatti. Bugatti.
02:01 How are you so far ahead, Jordy?
02:02 I don't really like this. I don't really like this.
02:05 I will see if I can send some guys to work, Jordy,
02:08 just to make you play a little bit worse.
02:10 Okay.
02:11 Stupid nerd.
02:11 You're going to send guys my way?
02:13 I'm driving in a tunnel right now.
02:15 That's what I'm doing, Mr. Tate.
02:16 Yeah, well, there should be some guys waiting at the end of the tunnel.
02:20 There's some of my remaining friends.
02:22 People waiting at the end of the tunnel? There's no way.
02:25 Oh my goodness. What is this?
02:26 Okay. All right. Well, I'm in the water right now.
02:29 I'm under the water.
02:31 That's a little bit of a weird accent you're trying to do there, Jordy.
02:34 It's a meme. It's a meme.
02:35 Oh.
02:35 It's not a weird accent.
02:37 Sure, yeah. I don't really have time for that kind of nerd stuff, Jordy.
02:41 But you know what? It's fine.
02:42 As long as you like your little videos, you know what I mean?
02:45 Of course.
02:45 I'm just making one.
02:46 Of course. I love them.
02:46 Yes. Cool.
02:47 So, are you still predicting that you will be winning this race?
02:50 Are you still...
02:52 Yes, I'm totally winning this race.
02:53 Yes, you're all thinking that I'm just trying to let you win or even give you a good feeling about it?
02:57 Yeah, I'm definitely going to win.
03:00 Like, I'm very confident in my abilities to win this race.
03:03 Sure. Well, maybe you should rethink that.
03:05 I'm not going to rethink that, Mr. Tate.
03:07 Mr. Top G.
03:08 Okay. Well, you know what?
03:09 Then I should maybe also follow some more of my own class so that I know how to shit talk you a little bit more.
03:13 Come on. Of course.
03:14 All right. Okay.
03:16 I'm driving up this ramp right now and I'm going super slow.
03:19 Yes, I am right behind you, Jordy.
03:21 Oh my goodness. I just blew up.
03:23 Oh.
03:24 Just keep on driving.
03:26 This is going fantastic, Mr. Tate.
03:29 I am definitely catching up, Mr. Jordy.
03:31 I am definitely catching up.
03:33 You are now? All right.
03:34 Also, this reminds me of a game that I used to play.
03:37 It's called Stick Road or something.
03:38 I believe you had this...
03:40 Stick Road?
03:40 Yeah, you had this little road and you had this car and you had to go over all these bumps
03:43 and then you had to make sure that you had the perfect momentum going.
03:46 Oh, yeah. That's definitely this.
03:48 Yeah, just like me, Undertate. I always have the perfect momentum.
03:50 Of course, Mr. Tate.
03:52 I'm killing it though, Mr. Tate, and I don't see you anywhere near.
03:56 Well, I'm still behind you and I really appreciate that you're thinking so good of yourself.
04:01 Did you just crash?
04:02 Yeah, I definitely just crashed.
04:03 Oh my goodness. Okay. He's catching up.
04:05 Oh my...
04:07 Oh, oh, oh.
04:08 No! No!
04:10 There's no way the Top G is going to beat me now.
04:12 I will, I will, Jordy.
04:13 And also, I will be thinking of my strategies you get.
04:15 So, let me just go over here.
04:17 Yes. All right. Top G.
04:19 Is that the way to do this?
04:20 No. Okay. This is bad. This is bad.
04:22 Is this actually how you do it?
04:24 You know what, Jordy? I'm going to be using my bigger brain for this one.
04:28 Yeah, you just keep fighting and I'll make sure that I will beat this one.
04:32 No, please don't.
04:33 This is a little weird. I'm just going to go up this hill over here.
04:36 There we go. Yes. All right. Jordy, watch and learn.
04:39 This is how the Top G does it and this is the only way.
04:41 I am pretty sure about it. Yes, this is the momentum.
04:44 The momentum I was talking about.
04:46 And there we go. I am the Top G.
04:49 Did you actually do it? No way.
04:51 Let's go. I got it.
04:52 All right, Jordy. So, yeah, if you just keep being stuck over there,
04:55 I'll just make sure that I beat this race.
04:56 No! Please. Yes.
04:58 Top G, please wait. Please.
05:00 No. Yes. I'm very happy for you that you had the idea that you actually beat me.
05:04 But if you think about it, it's actually a little bit funny, right?
05:07 Come on, Top G. Come on. We're good.
05:08 You did? Okay. Well, actually, you surprised me, Jordy.
05:10 That's pretty fast. So, I'll just keep going through this.
05:12 So, no, maybe I'll wait for you eventually.
05:15 I'll just make sure that I have a... Okay. That would be great.
05:17 Thank you very much. Okay. Well...
05:19 You're the best. Thank you so much.
05:20 My car just took some flying classes.
05:22 That might not be the ideal way. All right. Sounds good.
05:25 I'm gonna drive on this wall because I'm the Top G.
05:27 Top G can also drive on walls.
05:29 Top G, you're actually driving on walls?
05:31 Or Top G, you want me to catch up with you because the race is almost finished?
05:35 I think I'm still ahead of you, Mr. Jordy.
05:37 So, as long as that's the fact... Okay. Well, I'm doing a wall ride right now.
05:39 And I'm doing fantastic. Oh, there we go.
05:40 This is a very nice spiral. Oh, my goodness.
05:42 I am so good at this game.
05:44 Jump in here. You know what, Jordy?
05:45 I really... I just... I never played GTA V.
05:47 Spiral time. Okay. I was not expecting a spiral right here.
05:51 All right. Yes. No! No!
05:54 Oh, boy. Okay. Did you fail again, Jordy?
05:56 Yes, Mr. Top G. I failed again.
05:58 A spiral time. All right. Well, I have to say,
06:00 you don't really surprise me that my story... Okay. That's a spiral.
06:02 Done. And now time to jump. Go around.
06:05 Oh, my goodness. Only three checkpoints left.
06:07 Are you kidding me? We're only seven minutes into this race.
06:10 We're way closer. Why am I not driving in my Bugatti all the time?
06:12 This is weird. Okay. Well, I got a Formula One car now.
06:14 That's nice. Yes. Bugatti.
06:15 I got a Formula One Bugatti. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
06:19 No. No. No. You are so close to the finish already.
06:22 I think I am pretty far ahead. Yes, Jordy. That's very...
06:24 Oh, boy. No! Come on. I crashed again.
06:27 Please wait, Mr. Tate. I am upside down.
06:30 What? Why is it saying wrong way?
06:31 I'm never driving the wrong way. I'm always driving the right way.
06:34 Okay. Upside down in the Formula One car.
06:36 I am second. This is weird.
06:37 I am second. That shouldn't be allowed.
06:40 Sorry, Mr. Tate. I'm a little bit sick. No worries.
06:42 All the buses get sick, though. So that's not a problem.
06:45 Perfect. Oh, there we go. Perfect.
06:47 Just keep on driving. Don't fall down.
06:49 I got my Bugatti back, Jordy. So I'm pretty sure that we'll be winning.
06:52 I'm pretty sure that we're winning. Also, I am seeing the finish line.
06:55 So, I am driving my Bugatti straight towards it, Jordy. No, please wait. Mr. Tate.
06:59 The top G. Yes.
07:00 The coolest guy who's lived on the Internet.
07:04 Did you really think that you would ever beat Andrew Tate?
07:06 Do you think that's a realistic way of thinking, Mr. Tate?
07:09 I hoped I would beat Andrew Tate. I wasn't expecting you to be this good, Mr. Top G.
07:13 I am Cobra Tate, Jordy. I am Cobra Tate.
07:16 Do you know what? I'll just... Okay. All right.
07:18 I'll just wait here in my little thing.
07:19 Just can I ask you one question, Mr. Tate?
07:21 Sure. Sure. Ask me a question. Are you an AI?
07:24 I don't really like certain questions heading my direction.
07:27 I think that I am here deciding who is asking the questions. What do you mean? Are you the real one?
07:29 I don't think you're the real one. I think you're an AI.
07:32 I think I decide who is asking the questions here, Jordy.
07:35 No. Also, I think you're an AI, Andrew Tate.
07:38 This car doesn't look like... Get out of here, AI Andrew Tate!
07:41 So, yeah. Just try to beat me, Jordy. How does it feel?
07:43 How are you... Come on. No.
07:45 How does it feel to be a loser? No!
07:47 I'm losing against a fake Andrew Tate!
07:49 AI Andrew Tate!
07:51 All right. Well, congratulations. I'll buy you a McLaren. Whatever.
07:54 An AI McLaren.
07:55 [Music]