This better not be real

If God forbid that it is; find the person who made it, run him out of business, and into prison. What this motherfucker's selling is illegal and would make Britt Allcroft furiously indignant. And to hell with all his dumbass customers who support him! This is objectively worse than any garbage Mattel makes. Biggest waste of plastic ever! (He made a commercial for it on TikTok so that's why I'm assuming he's trying to cash in on the lustful degenerates).