• 9 months ago
Deadpool 3: Wade Wilson declares himself 'Marvel Jesus' as Wolverine teased in first trailerMarvel Studios

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00:00 Happy birthday to you!
00:03 Speech! Speech! Speech!
00:05 Alright, okay, um...
00:07 It's been a challenging few years, for sure.
00:10 But I'm happy.
00:12 That is because of each and every one of you.
00:14 I am the luckiest man alive.
00:16 Make a wish, buddy.
00:19 Wade Wilson?
00:26 Who's asking?
00:29 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:32 Is that supposed to be scary?
00:34 Pegging isn't new for me, friendo.
00:36 But it is for Disney.
00:38 Mr. Wilson, you appear to have soiled yourself while unconscious.
00:50 I wasn't unconscious. Who are you?
00:52 Why am I here?
00:55 Walk with me.
00:57 [Dramatic music]
00:59 Wade.
01:01 You are special.
01:03 This is your chance.
01:06 To be a hero among heroes.
01:09 I smell what you're stepping in, sensei.
01:16 Your little cinematic universe is about to change forever.
01:20 I'm the messiah.
01:24 I am...
01:26 Marvel Jesus.
01:29 Ugh!
01:35 Kathleen! Oh my fuck!
01:45 God, I love this part!
01:53 Wade!
01:54 Ugh!
01:58 Don't just stand there, you ape. Give me a hand up.
02:12 Nope, I'm actually okay. Thank you very mu--
02:16 [Dramatic music]
02:18 [Dramatic music]
02:20 (dramatic music)
02:22 (dramatic music)

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