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00:00 - Juste a few questions.
00:01 - I can just save you some time.
00:03 - Oh!
00:04 - I've had over 30,000 drinks.
00:06 - Oh! Oh!
00:07 - I don't really chew my food.
00:09 And I'm, like, barreling toward 40.
00:12 - I just meant, like, any pre-existing conditions.
00:15 - I'm a woman.
00:16 - ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
00:19 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
00:21 - You ladies are looking for trouble tonight, I can feel it.
00:23 (rires)
00:25 All right, behave yourselves.
00:27 - We're too old to be here, right?
00:29 - The restroom rack is still open.
00:31 - Ooh! - Oh!
00:33 - I should definitely get it, right?
00:35 - Mm-hmm.
00:36 - ♪ Spread love, that's what I want ♪
00:37 - I feel pretty ready for a new start.
00:39 I'm done selling wine.
00:40 I have an appointment with a wine manager.
00:42 - "Cork & Fork" magazine called it "drinkable."
00:46 - Oh!
00:47 - My boyfriend, he always says I seem like I'm 100.
00:50 - Hey!
00:51 - Hey, babe. - Hey.
00:52 - At this point, I'm just following him around
00:54 like some sad loser.
00:56 - I, like, really had it together up until two weeks ago,
00:59 so please.
01:00 - ♪ I look in the mirror for love ♪
01:02 - I was thinking I could come out to Long Island.
01:04 - It went that bad?
01:05 - He took the break up like a total champ.
01:07 - Uh-huh.
01:08 - We're both just being completely adult about it.
01:10 - I'm never dating again.
01:11 - You're saying that now, and in a couple of months,
01:13 you're gonna shave that bush.
01:14 - How do you know I have a bush right now?
01:16 - You got a big bush, I can tell.
01:18 Like, two feet up.
01:19 - You are a natural-born salesman.
01:21 But you have to find the thing that gives you that charge.
01:24 - I'm supposed to ask you for a tour.
01:25 - These are stinging nettles.
01:26 - Can I pick one?
01:27 - You harvest them. - Got it.
01:28 - Use it in a sentence. I should have harvested my eggs.
01:31 - It feels so good to be out here.
01:33 What's his name?
01:34 - Her, and I never name them.
01:36 - Oh, it's delicious.
01:37 - Rabbit liver.
01:38 - Is it a rabbit?
01:39 - That's why I don't name them.
01:41 - ♪ Don't need no... ♪
01:42 - I gotta find my thing.
01:43 - And I believe that I was meant to coach.
01:46 - [whistle blows]
01:47 - Okay, get down. Defense!
01:48 - Oh, God, I'm sorry!
01:50 - ♪ Game of love tonight ♪
01:52 - I really like him,
01:53 but I've spent a lot of time on guys
01:55 that I knew weren't right.
01:56 - Sometimes our mental pain manifests in our bodies.
02:00 - ♪ Game of love tonight ♪
02:02 - I'm finally listening to my instincts,
02:04 and I'm going for what I want.
02:05 - I'll stay, but only to make sure he's not a murderer.
02:08 - I'm not a murderer.
02:09 - Oh, my God! Hi!
02:10 - Wanna come inside where I won't murder you?
02:12 - ♪ Game of love tonight ♪
02:14 - Global warming, it's so sad, but, like, what can we do?
02:17 - Stop buying plastic bottles.
02:20 - This was a gift.
02:22 ♪ ♪ ♪