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00:00 Friends, when a monkey is caught,
00:03 they put a lot of fruit in a box and keep a small hole in it.
00:07 They put their hand inside and when they catch the fruit,
00:10 the hand doesn't come out.
00:11 I see many times in my life,
00:13 people who are in a special field,
00:15 who don't have a field,
00:16 they are either doing a job or doing business
00:19 and they are constantly seeing the face of failure.
00:22 Even their hair turns silver.
00:24 And they don't understand that this is not their field,
00:27 this is not their job.
00:29 But they don't leave the fruit.
00:31 They know that if they leave it,
00:34 then God knows what will happen.
00:36 This is a loss of trust.
00:38 You have to take the risk.
00:39 You have to take the jump.
00:40 So try to do everything,
00:43 in which you have a complete experience
00:46 that this is not your field.
00:47 If you ever look back in your life,
00:49 you find out that you couldn't excel in this,
00:51 then God willing, come to that field,
00:53 which is yours.
00:54 Let's start today's show with this message.
00:56 Nowadays, it is the time of weddings.
00:58 So let's try to take you to a wedding office
01:01 and see how the relations are going there.
01:03 What are you saying?
01:05 I am not a young boy.
01:07 I have a brother.
01:09 He is 85 years old.
01:12 How old is the girl?
01:14 32 years.
01:15 The boy is 85 years old.
01:17 He earns a lot.
01:19 What is the point of talking to him?
01:22 See, there are some relationships that are broken.
01:26 They don't break.
01:28 The boy's teeth are broken.
01:31 Why should I get married?
01:33 I don't have a sister.
01:35 Hello.
01:36 The two remaining girls,
01:38 how did they come to me?
01:40 I don't have any 85 or 86 year old.
01:42 I only get married to girls of younger age.
01:46 That's it.
01:47 No, no.
01:48 I have done a great job.
01:49 He does the same job of older people.
01:51 What is the problem in this?
01:54 The relations of the younger ones are broken.
01:56 Then do it.
01:57 People will break your teeth.
01:58 I don't even want to talk to you.
02:00 Why is there a wall in the middle?
02:02 The wall is always there.
02:04 Is this a partition?
02:06 Mian Muhammad Baksh said,
02:08 those who live without a guardian,
02:10 they don't remember their faces.
02:12 Why is there a partition?
02:13 God will give us to earn a living.
02:15 Is it possible to lie in this?
02:17 I will do a real thing and get married.
02:20 How can I lie and get married?
02:22 You can lie as much as you want.
02:24 Nobody believes you.
02:26 Why?
02:27 I don't lie.
02:28 He is being rude.
02:30 I do speak.
02:31 He is honest.
02:32 Who believes you?
02:33 Why do you feel pity?
02:34 I have done a fraud job.
02:35 I have lost my hair.
02:37 I have lost my eyesight.
02:38 I have lost my vision.
02:40 Stop your nonsense.
02:41 Stay with us.
02:42 Why are you doing this?
02:43 Stay in your place and talk.
02:46 I have done it here.
02:48 I will come here if you have the guts.
02:51 I will break your bones.
02:54 Come here.
02:58 I am selling dupattas.
03:00 I have a new relationship.
03:03 I am Basi's son.
03:05 I am Akbar.
03:07 I am Anthony.
03:08 I am Amar.
03:10 I am Amar Akbar.
03:12 He is my son.
03:14 Good looking.
03:15 What is the cost of a biryani?
03:19 It is around Rs.18000.
03:22 Is it your responsibility?
03:24 My son has done BA.
03:27 His sisters are telling.
03:29 My son has done BA.
03:35 What is his name?
03:36 Tariq.
03:37 Tariq.
03:38 He is Tariq.
03:41 He is not Tariq.
03:42 Tariq Akbar.
03:44 He has two wives.
03:47 My son has done BA.
03:50 His name is Tariq.
03:51 He is sitting in my shop.
03:53 I am writing my own history.
03:55 I wanted to ask you.
03:57 If a stage is built in the market.
03:59 Lights are put on it.
04:01 What is the rate for that?
04:02 It is around Rs.40 lakhs.
04:06 Is it possible that you are selling it for Rs.40 lakhs?
04:10 It is possible.
04:11 But it is possible that someone's function is over.
04:15 He will leave.
04:16 You can come back in 5 minutes.
04:18 I like you.
04:20 My son has done BA.
04:23 He is going to do gambling after BA.
04:25 I am with my father.
04:29 You are dancing together.
04:31 I can't do it with this money.
04:35 What is your business?
04:37 It is a fancy cloth business.
04:39 Where do you do it?
04:41 Everywhere.
04:43 I think he has not done BA in the first place.
04:50 He will do it later.
04:53 He has done BA for 12 years.
04:58 He has done BA for 12 years.
05:01 He has earned Rs.4 lakhs.
05:04 He is not a caste.
05:06 He is asking about caste.
05:10 What is your caste?
05:11 I told you.
05:13 My father doesn't believe in caste.
05:18 I can see that from your colour.
05:20 How old is your son?
05:22 He is 28 years old.
05:24 Can't you see?
05:26 Tell me what kind of girl do you like?
05:28 She should be beautiful.
05:31 She should be educated.
05:35 You are respecting my parents.
05:39 You are doing this.
05:41 She is tickling you.
05:43 I invited them for the party.
05:47 You should come.
05:49 You should see the girl.
05:51 I will see her.
05:53 Should I curse her?
05:57 You talk like this.
06:00 Thank you.
06:01 I am very happy to meet you.
06:03 Where are you going?
06:04 Let's go.
06:05 Don't you want to get your son married?
06:08 He is married.
06:10 He has two kids.
06:11 Yes.
06:12 He is giving me so much money.
06:16 Is this for the family?
06:18 Uncle, I will explain.
06:20 We were sitting at the shop.
06:22 He was arguing with me.
06:25 I told him to clean the house.
06:27 I will see how he will clean.
06:30 You are troubling me for this.
06:34 What would you do if you had to spend more?
06:38 I should know.
06:40 I should be aware.
06:41 I have four sons.
06:43 I want charity.
06:45 Keep my card.
06:46 No.
06:47 I will ask for your four sons.
06:49 I was just arguing.
06:51 Get lost.
06:53 This is why you should fight with your brother.
06:56 I am not fighting with my brother.
06:58 I am just giving advice.
07:00 Hello.
07:03 Yes, Mr. Javed.
07:05 I got your proposal last week.
07:08 The boy is a little lame.
07:12 Why are you talking to him?
07:15 If the boy is a little lame,
07:17 you should teach him a lesson.
07:19 You are getting proposals.
07:22 But you are talking to him.
07:24 I don't think he is right.
07:27 But he is right.
07:29 You are getting the boy's proposal?
07:31 Yes.
07:32 You are talking to him.
07:38 He is my brother.
07:40 We are the same.
07:42 You should find a good proposal.
07:45 Find one.
07:46 Hello.
07:47 Is this the marriage office?
07:49 Yes.
07:50 Let him be.
07:51 He is my relative.
07:52 I am getting late.
07:53 How long can I wait?
07:54 I don't understand.
07:56 I don't have time.
07:58 I have a lot of money.
07:59 Get me a proposal.
08:00 Give me your money.
08:01 You can go.
08:02 It's not like that.
08:03 The boy has gone on a motorcycle.
08:04 He will be back soon.
08:05 I think you are in a bad mood.
08:08 You sit.
08:09 What happened to you?
08:10 I don't have time for this.
08:12 We are lucky to have met.
08:14 I got a girl's proposal this morning.
08:16 She has graduated.
08:18 From which college?
08:19 She has graduated from Botany.
08:21 You are talking nonsense.
08:23 You don't have time.
08:24 Which teachers do you go to?
08:26 I think you should find a girl for yourself.
08:29 I don't have a teacher.
08:32 I will tell him.
08:33 Who asks for a teacher in a university college?
08:38 You are talking nonsense.
08:40 You don't have time.
08:41 I was telling you.
08:42 You used to eat samosas from the canteen.
08:44 Yes.
08:45 Shamshaad, I want to talk to the girl.
08:49 You used to eat samosas from the canteen.
08:51 She is calling me.
08:54 Yes.
08:55 You used to eat.
08:56 You used to eat chutney with chickpeas.
08:58 You used to eat sweets.
08:59 You used to eat samosas from the canteen.
09:02 You had some money.
09:03 You should give it to her.
09:04 You are talking nonsense.
09:06 Ask her how much she gave.
09:07 How much money?
09:09 Rs. 50,000.
09:10 She didn't eat.
09:12 She just ate.
09:13 She ate samosas worth Rs. 50,000.
09:17 I think she bought the canteen for her.
09:20 Can I tell you something?
09:21 Samosas worth Rs. 25,000 can be eaten in two years.
09:24 What?
09:25 It's just two weeks.
09:27 I think she has a period.
09:31 She eats 24 samosas.
09:32 She is a girl who can't speak.
09:36 I will tell you something straight.
09:41 I have a flight the day after tomorrow.
09:43 I have to get married.
09:45 You are going to get me married.
09:47 You are taking my life.
09:51 You were right.
09:52 You have to get me married.
09:53 Which country are you going to visit?
09:57 I will tell you.
09:58 He went to another country.
10:00 When is your flight?
10:01 Day after tomorrow at 8 pm.
10:02 The girl has done an M.A. in psychology.
10:04 Which subject?
10:05 Zoology.
10:06 Which teacher has taught you?
10:07 Habib sir.
10:08 Samosas?
10:09 Four days.
10:10 Chutney or chickpeas?
10:11 Two spoons of chickpeas.
10:12 One sweet red chutney.
10:14 What time did she come?
10:15 She used to come at 8 am.
10:17 She used to come home at 1 pm.
10:18 Fix the marriage.
10:19 Hello.
10:23 I have a 7 year old daughter.
10:25 Yes, sister.
10:27 The marriage has been fixed.
10:29 The boy has done an M.A.
10:30 Four samosas a day.
10:32 In zoology.
10:36 In Habib sir's class.
10:39 Two spoons of chickpeas.
10:42 One sweet red chutney.
10:44 Yes, sister.
10:45 She used to come home at 8 am.
10:47 Done.
10:50 How is the marriage?
10:55 What do you say?
10:56 Rishi sir.
10:58 The girl is doing well.
11:00 What is the problem?
11:02 She keeps listening to the phone all day.
11:04 Otherwise, why would you make a phone?
11:07 She makes TikTok too.
11:11 It's a digital channel.
11:13 If she makes TikTok,
11:15 how will I manage?
11:17 There is an attitude that people
11:20 abuse the people who get their marriage fixed.
11:22 You have a responsibility too.
11:25 You are responsible for everything.
11:27 Yes.
11:28 Hello.
11:29 Hello.
11:30 Come here.
11:31 Hello.
11:32 I had paid for the car on the way.
11:36 I came for the marriage.
11:40 Okay.
11:41 You are a man of your word.
11:43 Yes, you are a man of your word.
11:45 Order me.
11:46 Actually, I want to get married.
11:48 But not on the basis of lies.
11:49 Okay, listen to me.
11:51 You are on the basis of lies.
11:53 I don't think I will get married either.
11:56 Because I am not that bad either.
11:58 I want to get married at one place.
12:01 You will see.
12:02 Brother, your condition is such that
12:06 you will break your bones.
12:08 It would be better for you
12:09 not to wear these white joggers.
12:11 Are you married?
12:12 Yes.
12:13 Please don't talk to me like this.
12:14 Oh.
12:15 Oh.
12:16 You are educated.
12:17 Mechanical engineer.
12:19 Medical engineer.
12:20 I think he is a chemical guy.
12:23 What is your name?
12:25 Rahel.
12:26 I cannot tell this lie.
12:28 Because I have to give life to God.
12:31 I will write my name as Thibba.
12:33 Okay, Mr. Thibba.
12:36 No, Rahel.
12:37 Rahel Thibba.
12:38 No, write Rahel.
12:39 No, Thibba.
12:40 Sir, write Rahel.
12:41 Look, neither you nor Rahel or me are Thibba.
12:43 I am writing Thibba.
12:45 Belt belt, the Thibba of the day of the singer.
12:49 How many people live in your house?
12:52 No one lives in my house.
12:53 Love you, sir.
12:54 It's been an hour.
12:56 It's not even been a month.
12:57 Brother, it will take him a lifetime to get married.
12:59 He has an answer to everything.
13:03 He is a fraud.
13:05 Is the girl ready?
13:07 Yes, she is ready.
13:08 Call her.
13:09 Call her.
13:10 I have already called Kesar.
13:12 Excuse me.
13:14 I am Tali.
13:15 Okay.
13:16 What was that?
13:17 He was asking how many people will marry me.
13:19 Is that so?
13:20 Yes.
13:21 All my life I have been working on the basis of truth.
13:23 Mr. Chubail, where did you come from?
13:27 I have come by jeep.
13:28 How much is the income?
13:30 I have never calculated.
13:32 I will call the girl.
13:34 If you have any filter photo, please give it to me.
13:37 Finally, it's a happy occasion.
13:41 Order some sweets.
13:42 Order sweets.
13:44 No, not for them.
13:45 Greetings, sir.
13:47 Greetings.
13:48 Please sit.
13:49 We have come for the girl's proposal.
13:51 Yes.
13:52 Come here, sir.
13:53 I am a mentor.
13:54 I will also come here.
13:55 I will also come here.
13:56 I am just a matchmaker.
13:57 You know when to find a good match.
13:59 Yes, why not?
14:00 You know when to find a good match.
14:04 Yes.
14:05 You know when to find a good match.
14:08 Yes.
14:09 You know when to find a good match.
14:11 You don't know when to find a good match.
14:16 Uncle, your daughter is looking for a groom.
14:22 You know that.
14:23 Uncle.
14:25 Yes.
14:26 I am your son from today.
14:27 You know that.
14:28 You know when to find a good match.
14:32 You know when to make no effort.
14:36 You know when to get this boy married.
14:39 You know when to pay the fees I had to pay.
14:43 You have got a very fast proposal.
14:47 Father.
14:48 Yes, dear.
14:49 Consider him your son and give him love.
14:51 No, son.
14:52 I will give him love.
14:53 Your son will be an engineer.
14:54 Oh, you want an engineer.
14:56 My daughter is an engineer.
14:58 Not mine, yours.
14:59 You know that.
15:00 Okay, if you don't want an engineer, then it's fine.
15:04 I don't have any problem.
15:05 Okay, if he doesn't have a master's, then it's fine.
15:07 I don't have any problem.
15:08 He doesn't have a BA.
15:09 I don't have any problem.
15:10 FA.
15:11 I don't have any problem.
15:12 I think marriage is not a problem for you.
15:14 Hello, this girl didn't do her MA.
15:20 Do you have any problem?
15:22 Yes.
15:23 She doesn't eat samosas.
15:24 Do you have any problem?
15:25 Yes.
15:26 She didn't study with Habib.
15:27 Do you have any problem?
15:28 She didn't do zoology.
15:30 Do you have any problem?
15:31 Why are you hiding me?
15:33 Why are you hiding me from your father?
15:36 I have cut my hair.
15:37 Do you have any problem?
15:38 Listen, elders.
15:41 Yes.
15:42 Good relations are found by God.
15:43 When a person has gone somewhere, he has found his destination.
15:47 The destination is in front of you.
15:49 Which one?
15:50 Mundan engineer.
15:51 I don't know how much income he gets.
15:53 There is no one at home.
15:54 Do you know one thing?
15:55 Yes.
15:56 Relationship is good.
15:57 The girl is also good.
15:58 I want this relationship to happen.
16:00 Half your fee and half my fee.
16:02 Okay, then do it.
16:04 Your son and our daughter.
16:06 Okay, do it.
16:07 Give me the fee.
16:08 Give me the fee.
16:09 When God gives you profit, you give the fee.
16:12 You also bring shakar kandi.
16:14 Okay, brother.
16:15 I didn't ask you.
16:17 How much is your fee?
16:18 2 lakh rupees.
16:19 Mundan engineer.
16:20 Give me the tie.
16:21 Tie is 2 lakh rupees.
16:22 Brother, hurry up.
16:24 The girl is running away.
16:26 Do it fast.
16:28 Sir.
16:29 Yes.
16:30 Are you a girl?
16:31 Yes.
16:32 Tie is 2 lakh rupees.
16:34 One minute.
16:35 God willing, your daughter will be happy.
16:38 Sir, the money.
16:39 Congratulations.
16:40 Thank you very much.
16:41 You also keep the money.
16:45 Wow.
16:46 Congratulations.
16:47 Thank you very much.
16:48 Thank you very much.
16:49 Thank you very much.
16:50 Brother.
16:51 Yes.
16:52 Give me the money.
16:53 No, it's not.
16:54 Give me the money.
16:55 No, it's not.
16:56 Here you go.
16:57 The destination is in front.
16:58 Look, you also left.
16:59 Get up.
17:00 Come, sir.
17:01 Come, bring the girl.
17:02 God willing.
17:03 You also bring the girl.
17:04 You also bring the girl.
17:05 God will give happiness to both the families.
17:06 Son, look how she is walking like a bride.
17:07 She is walking happily.
17:08 You also do one thing.
17:19 What?
17:20 Sit and sleep.
17:21 No, no, sit.
17:22 Sit.
17:23 Okay.
17:24 Okay.
17:25 Okay.
17:26 Come on, let's go.
17:27 The daughters of the parents do not stay without us.
17:28 Yes.
17:29 He is taking her.
17:30 Come on, dear.
17:31 Yes.
17:32 Our house will be ready.
17:33 We will have a good time.
17:34 Come on, let's go.
17:35 Come on, let's go.
17:36 Come on, let's go.
17:37 We'll think about their wedding.
17:38 I think now is the best time to get married.
17:39 So, all of you should also leave now.
17:42 Sir, he didn't have any flight tomorrow.
17:44 He'll do it right now.
17:45 The flight formation is tomorrow itself.
17:48 You need to relax.
17:49 Tomorrow is four hours before the flight.
17:52 We'll fix your marriage then,
17:54 In fact, your marriage will take place right at the airport.
17:56 He has said it right.
17:58 So, Sida..
18:01 What is this new twist?
18:02 There, that..
18:04 ..that both of them will be lucky if they get married.
18:08 I'll say that they should get married.
18:10 What will you do with Rs. 50,000?
18:12 What will I do? You know the cold.
18:14 Will you buy eggs?
18:16 Eggs? I'm not a kid.
18:19 What will you do with Rs. 50,000?
18:21 I'll buy a coat and go shopping.
18:24 What will you do with Rs. 50,000?
18:26 You know that it's very cold.
18:28 I'll buy a warm shawl.
18:30 I'll buy a scarf and put it on your head.
18:33 (Laughs)
18:35 I'll buy a warm cap.
18:36 You'll buy a cap and a scarf.
18:39 I've got flowers for you.
18:40 I'll buy the rest of the fruits.
18:43 I'll eat them slowly.
18:44 I'll buy almonds for the ones I like.
18:46 - Almonds. - Your first..
18:49 Brother, move aside and talk.
18:51 I won't take responsibility for my own money.
18:53 What happened?
18:54 I'll talk to you later. Come here.
18:56 Yes, brother. Tell me what's the problem?
18:59 What happened?
19:01 You shouldn't hit the young ones.
19:03 - Wait a minute. - You should hit the girls.
19:06 Wait a minute. Don't spoil the food.
19:08 - What happened? - I told you that he's an engineer.
19:11 Are you an engineer?
19:12 Sir, I work in a workshop.
19:14 I'm an engineer. It's a small job.
19:16 - What kind of engineer? - Oh!
19:18 - He was a medical engineer. - A medical engineer.
19:22 You didn't tell me that.
19:23 Sir, you asked me properly.
19:25 - I told you. - You told me.
19:27 (Laughs)
19:30 (audience applauds)