The Night Show with Ayaz Samoo | Ali Hasan & Irfan Malik | Episode 97 | 9 Feb 2024 | ARY Zindagi
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00:00 If it's Pakistan's number one comedy duo, then it's definitely wrong
00:02 What's with the way you speak?
00:03 *mimics*
00:04 The words in the beginning are for you
00:06 Look, you're a grown up
00:08 Yes, and you're an adult too
00:09 Some people have wishes
00:10 Go live happily ever after
00:12 Why aren't you able to get married?
00:13 Look at the married ones
00:14 Sometimes their hair flies
00:15 Their faces are wrinkled
00:16 They're made up of make-up
00:18 There was a girl who used to stand on a bike
00:19 She used to race the car
00:21 Later on, she became a mechanic
00:22 She fell in love
00:24 Then what?
00:25 No, she was a little fat
00:27 I told her to run a little
00:29 Then she ran away with someone else
00:30 *mimics*
00:32 *mimics*
00:35 *mimics*
00:36 What would be Shakeel bhai's password?
00:38 *mimics*
00:39 What's going on?
00:40 Run, run, run
00:41 Oh, bhai?
00:41 Bhai, bhai, bhai
00:42 *mimics*
00:44 Greetings, Pakistan
00:57 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen
00:58 You are watching The Night Show with Ayaan Sammo
01:00 Today, my guests are a couple
01:02 If I say that they're Pakistan's number one comedy couple
01:04 Then it won't be wrong
01:05 There's been a trend of comedy couples all over the world
01:07 There's been Laurel Hardy
01:08 There's been Abbott Costello
01:09 If you look at our Pakistan's history
01:10 There's been Alan and Nana
01:11 But in the new era
01:13 I haven't seen a better couple than this
01:15 And for a long time
01:17 They've made Pakistan's name known
01:18 Internationally and here too
01:20 Bhai, I say that if the trend of comedy
01:23 Has started in Pakistan properly because of someone
01:26 Then they get the credit not only for that in Pakistan
01:28 But they get the credit for it in India too
01:30 That the comedy of a couple started with them
01:32 So let's call your well-educated
01:34 My very dear, very talented, very fun person
01:37 Irfan Malik-ul-Ali Hassan
01:38 Greetings
01:43 How are you?
01:44 How are you?
01:45 How are you?
01:46 I'm fine, how are you?
01:47 Thank God, sir
01:48 How are you, sir?
01:48 I'm fine, how are you?
01:49 I'm fine
01:52 It's done, it's done
01:55 I'm a boy, I'm a boy
01:56 Okay, okay
01:57 It's been a long time
01:59 Wow, Irfan bhai, how are you?
02:04 I'm great
02:05 Long time, it's been a long time
02:07 I haven't seen you
02:07 Thank God
02:09 All good?
02:10 Everything is good
02:11 All set?
02:11 All set
02:12 I've never told this before
02:15 I'm telling you on screen for the first time
02:17 When we were in the neighboring country
02:19 And, God bless, they were super hit there
02:22 So, they were the people who supported me
02:26 Helped me in my content
02:28 And motivated me a lot
02:29 Sir, thank you so much
02:30 Wow, that's great
02:32 Ayaaz, you're a big shot
02:34 Yes, and you're a big shot too
02:35 I am, I am now
02:38 Some people take a stay
02:40 So, you're 10 years older than me
02:43 Yes
02:43 Really?
02:45 Brother, 12
02:45 12 years, yes, 12 years
02:47 It's your greatness that you've remembered us
02:50 And I've also seen your struggle time
02:52 Absolutely
02:52 And believe me, I'm very happy that
02:54 The day I went there to audition for Laughter Challenge
02:58 You were sitting before me
02:59 Yes, yes
03:00 I still remember that
03:01 Because when Ali Hassan auditioned for Laughter Challenge
03:04 He auditioned with someone else
03:05 And I auditioned with someone else
03:07 So, this pair was formed in India
03:09 It was formed together
03:10 Yes, it was formed together
03:11 And then he went with someone else
03:13 And I went with someone else
03:15 These stories are making up the stories of today's dramas
03:21 The story of the girl who goes with that guy
03:23 Has started from here
03:24 Very good, very good
03:26 And when the same script was being done from another channel
03:28 Then the guy with the girl was doing it
03:30 You'll get the royalty of this
03:31 You started this
03:32 So, the pair was formed in India
03:37 You guys became a super hit there
03:38 You performed worldwide
03:40 And made Pakistan proud
03:41 How was that journey for you?
03:43 All this is the grace of Allah
03:45 It's the prayers of parents
03:46 It's the love of people
03:47 And it's the grace of Allah that we worked the most in Pakistani comedy
03:54 We worked there for 10-12 years
03:56 And 15 years
03:57 And the biggest thing that honors our pair is that
04:02 We did the Rajiv Gandhi award in 2008
04:06 The Indian government invited us
04:08 This was for any comedy
04:10 So, the entire Indian government and the Indian film industry was present there
04:14 And it was a great show
04:15 So, Pakistani is a matter of honor for us
04:17 And we did shows from every channel
04:20 We did more than half of the shows in India
04:23 We did live performances
04:25 This should not be called credit
04:27 But it goes to our pair
04:29 That we did the private shows there
04:32 You did hijack
04:33 No, no, no
04:34 We did not hijack
04:35 I know the whole story
04:36 No, no
04:37 We were together
04:38 No, no, it was the grace of Allah
04:39 Three shows in a week in different cities
04:41 Yes, but Samu
04:42 It is very difficult to do this in India
04:47 Because you can only go to Mumbai or Delhi
04:53 So, we used to try to get a visa for Mumbai and Delhi
04:57 So, we used to go to Delhi and get an additional place for the shows
05:01 But it was the grace of Allah
05:04 And we were so respected that we never had any problem there
05:09 Believe me, I had the number
05:12 I used to call sir and tell him that I have to go to this city
05:15 Yes, I will come and the work will be done
05:16 So, it is the grace of Allah that we did the private shows
05:21 It is a matter of great honor that we did it in India
05:24 And we did it in big cities and small villages
05:26 Really, we saw it
05:28 We are not just talking about it
05:30 And one more thing
05:32 Maniratnam's film Kushti
05:34 Yes, Kushti film
05:36 Maniratnam is a very big director
05:38 And reaching his film is a dream of a comedian
05:41 Great Khali and Rajpal Yadav
05:45 And it was shot in Tamil Nadu
05:49 Two spells were done in 15 days
05:51 So, it is a matter of great honor
05:53 That film Dal Mein Kuch Kala
05:55 Yes, Dal Mein Kuch Kala
05:56 That was a very good film
05:57 Actually, you told us the background and started the whole revise
06:02 I am here to rewind your reel
06:09 It was a great time and we enjoyed a lot
06:12 And people still call us and WhatsApp us
06:14 And Masha Allah, the laughter challenge started there
06:18 So, the situation is still not good
06:20 But despite that, they tried their best to get our permission from the government
06:25 For a month, so that they can come as a guest appearance
06:28 So, it is the grace of Allah and the prayers of parents
06:30 We are very thankful to them
06:31 And the credit is very less here
06:34 Because the credit is given by the truth
06:38 There is a very big credit for this
06:40 There is a director there, Pankaj Saraswati
06:42 I still talk to Pankaj bhai
06:45 On Facebook
06:46 Pankaj bhai, we all love you
06:48 And the way you judged our talent
06:50 The way you saw
06:52 I guess if you weren't there
06:54 Pakistani comedians wouldn't have been able to perform there
06:56 They wouldn't have been able to perform
06:57 They would have been applauded
06:58 I remembered one thing about Pankaj bhai
07:02 He told us how did Pakistanis come there
07:06 He said, "Samu, whether you know it or not"
07:08 He said, "When we did the laughter challenge 1"
07:10 "We had to do the laughter challenge 2"
07:12 "Because it is a laughter channel"
07:13 "The first one was a big hit"
07:15 "When we had to do the second one"
07:17 "There was a meeting of the direction team"
07:20 "So, the meeting was called on the channel"
07:23 "So, what will we answer there?"
07:25 "We are not even prepared to do 2"
07:28 "And we had to do the second big one"
07:30 "So, Pankaj bhai introduced me to those people"
07:33 "Who gave this advice to Pankaj bhai"
07:35 "So, Kalanga bhai, after today's meeting"
07:37 "You can take a gap of 3-4 days"
07:39 "Do whatever you want to do"
07:41 "But in today's meeting, just say"
07:43 "That we will put a Pakistani comedian in the laughter challenge 2"
07:47 Just a thought
07:49 Yes, it was a thought
07:50 When Pankaj bhai said this, he said
07:52 "I will just reach there"
07:54 "And in the meeting there"
07:56 "Pankaj bhai said that"
07:58 "In the laughter challenge 2, which is going to be a season"
08:00 "We will put a Pakistani comedian in it"
08:02 "So, Kalanga, that day's meeting was over"
08:05 "But after that, this thought came to the channel's mind"
08:08 "And then, what Pankaj bhai said"
08:11 "It was good for the Pakistanis too"
08:13 "In which, Samu, you are also included"
08:15 "Our duo is also included"
08:16 "And many more"
08:17 "For me, especially because it was my debut"
08:19 "I started from there"
08:21 "If that show hadn't happened, I wouldn't be here today"
08:23 "No, no, Mashallah, Samu"
08:25 "You did a very good job in stand-up comedy"
08:28 "And you should have done it regularly on the channels there"
08:31 "You won, Mashallah, you won"
08:33 "We won the Mahayudh, Mashallah"
08:35 "In which all the seniors were there"
08:37 "So, it's Allah's grace that"
08:39 "A large number of Pakistanis won there"
08:41 "This is something that Allah puts in someone's mind"
08:44 "That, talk about it"
08:46 "That small thing became so big"
08:48 "And after that"
08:49 "So many houses' stoves were burnt"
08:51 "And international recognition was made"
08:53 "You believe me, there was a motorcycle here"
08:54 "That too was stolen"
08:56 "I am talking about before going to the laughter challenge"
08:59 "Really?"
09:01 "I found it later"
09:03 "I was lucky"
09:05 "Only the stools"
09:07 "Only the stools"
09:09 "The one who took it was very clever"
09:10 "He said, now this car will take it, so take it"
09:12 "When there is a pair"
09:15 "When there is friendship, there are fights"
09:17 "So, one has to become a good cop"
09:19 "Someone has to become a bad cop"
09:21 "So, who is the good cop and who is the bad cop in that?"
09:23 "Both are there"
09:25 "Give both the titles"
09:28 "Because sometimes the matter is from here"
09:30 "That too is only in the matter of work"
09:32 "And it is never like that"
09:34 "And it is a great blessing"
09:36 "I think this is also a record"
09:38 "That a pair made in 2006"
09:40 "And today 2024"
09:42 "I think such a big pair"
09:44 "In Pakistan"
09:45 "It's been 18 years, working in social"
09:47 "So, this is the world's trapping"
09:49 "And if God"
09:51 "Say, say, say"
09:53 "I will give you an idea"
09:55 "Do one thing"
09:57 "Record the show in such a way"
09:59 "In which one solo calls me"
10:00 "And one solo calls Ali Hassan"
10:02 "So that we can talk about our hearts"
10:04 "Okay, means there are complaints"
10:06 "By the way, have you ever fought?"
10:08 "No, no, there are"
10:10 "One has happened in front of me too"
10:12 "One has happened in front of me"
10:14 "But that too was related to work"
10:16 "Nothing personal"
10:18 "Yes, yes, I mean, it is the same"
10:20 "Whatever it is in terms of work, that's it"
10:22 "That's how it is, nothing else"
10:24 "Ali bhai, everything is done"
10:26 "Let's go then"
10:28 "No, no, now it's coming to you, Balli"
10:30 "I think the episode is over"
10:32 "No, no, everything is done in life"
10:34 "Achieved a lot"
10:36 "Brother, why are you not able to get married?"
10:38 "What is the problem?"
10:40 "I am in a fight with Salman Khan"
10:42 "And I am in a fight with Salman Khan"
10:44 "Salman Khan also knows this"
10:46 "Salman Khan also knows this"
10:48 "He should be mad, but not so much"
10:50 "That he is competing with Salman Khan"
10:52 "We were doing a show"
10:54 "We became friends with him through Rajiv Gandhi Awards"
10:56 "We exchanged greetings, and it was very good"
10:58 "Then he says a very nice sentence to us"
11:00 "He is his love, his love"
11:02 "Then when we met at Dubai airport"
11:04 "When we met him, he said, where is that tall guy?"
11:06 "This is Salman Khan's"
11:08 "So he is very good with other celebrities"
11:10 "And he keeps doing WhatsApp with everyone"
11:12 "So this, I am angry with him"
11:14 "If he is not doing this, then I am also not doing it"
11:16 "This is the problem"
11:18 "See, the problem is that he does not need it"
11:20 "And you are very deserving"
11:22 "He is very deserving"
11:24 "Very deserving"
11:26 "But some people have blessings"
11:28 "See, married people have their hair blown off"
11:30 "Their faces are wrinkled"
11:32 "They are wearing makeup"
11:34 "And they are trying to balance themselves"
11:36 "I was using the big brush in the makeup"
11:38 "No, you were not using the brush"
11:40 "He is doing all the rituals"
11:42 "He takes my face and puts it in the bucket"
11:44 "Why are you not getting married, tell me this"
11:46 "I will get married, God willing"
11:48 "Some people have blessings"
11:50 "But some people have no worries"
11:52 "No worries, no worries"
11:54 "So you are not getting married, you will be happy all your life"
11:56 "Do you want to get married or not?"
11:58 "No, I want to get married, God willing"
12:00 "I have not come to take mangoes from the world"
12:02 "No, no, you have to be happy"
12:04 "No, no, I am not getting married now"
12:06 "I am going, I will see you after the break"
12:08 Welcome back from the break
12:12 You are watching The Night Show with Aishwarya Sahu
12:14 Today I have with me, with a lot of love
12:16 Irfan Malik Ali Hassan
12:18 Irfan bhai, purdhe?
12:20 There are some secrets, some stories
12:22 You have asked him to lift the purdha
12:24 If it had happened or not, what is the story behind it?
12:26 He will lift the purdha, because he is the mayor of the colony
12:28 He lifts everyone's purdha there
12:30 Should I lift this? Yes, sir, keep it in your pocket
12:32 Did Irfan refuse to do Kapil Sharma Show without Ali Hassan?
12:34 Absolutely right
12:36 Really?
12:38 Absolutely right
12:40 Did you get the offer?
12:42 Absolutely
12:44 What else did you say?
12:46 I am going to lift the purdha from here
12:48 I got the call from here
12:50 and Ali Hassan didn't know about it
12:52 And this is happening in this show
12:54 So I told him that I got a call
12:56 and I have to do Kapil Sharma Show
12:58 I had a talk with the manager
13:00 that I will not do it alone
13:02 I will do it with Ali Hassan
13:04 He said, "Irfan bhai, you come"
13:06 "We will go there and do the meeting"
13:08 "In the meeting, you can do whatever you want to do"
13:10 "You can do whatever you want to do"
13:12 "You can do whatever you want to do"
13:14 "You can do whatever you want to do"
13:16 I said, "In the meeting, Ali Hassan will also come"
13:18 "I will take Ali Hassan with me"
13:20 When Ali Hassan and I reached there
13:22 Kapil Sharma called us at home
13:24 and told me and Ali Hassan
13:26 that we need one of you
13:28 He said it directly
13:30 He said, "We need one of you"
13:32 Then I told Kapil Sharma
13:34 that the problem is
13:36 that we work in a group
13:38 One more thing I will clarify here
13:40 that because
13:42 Kapil Sharma was not
13:44 as much approachable as he is now
13:46 May Allah bless him with more success
13:48 This is also clear
13:50 I will tell you that
13:52 some people say
13:54 that we went
13:56 Today through your show
13:58 we came to know that
14:00 the first meeting was with both of us
14:02 When the meeting was with both of us
14:04 I told them that let's do one thing
14:06 I will not do it without Ali Hassan
14:08 Kapil Sharma accepted this
14:10 Kapil Sharma said that let's do one thing
14:12 Let's make a pilot
14:14 The pilot that is going to be made
14:16 We need only one servant in that pilot
14:18 and that is you
14:20 Ali Hassan told Kapil Sharma
14:22 that let's keep two servants in this
14:24 One will be yours
14:26 and the other will be your wife's
14:28 When Ali Hassan came up with this
14:30 Kapil Sharma thought
14:32 that this is fine
14:34 Kapil Sharma talked to the channel
14:36 After that the pilot was shot
14:38 Okay, you were in the pilot
14:40 Sir, I am saying this because
14:42 through your show, a big thing is being revealed
14:44 People who are sitting on YouTube
14:46 and saying that we made that show
14:48 and this is happening through your show
14:50 This is being revealed today
14:52 Kapil Sharma
14:54 When the pilot was shot
14:56 We did one thing
14:58 In the pilot
15:00 When the storyboard was being made
15:02 We said that
15:04 when the show starts
15:06 We will do the entry first
15:08 We will do our entry
15:10 After that we will talk for 3-4 minutes
15:12 and then we will fight
15:14 on some issue
15:16 He will go in his wing
15:18 We will clear that
15:20 He is Kapil Sharma's servant
15:22 and I am his wife's servant
15:24 and he had named himself
15:26 Jani
15:28 He used to call his wife Jani
15:30 I used to play with his expressions
15:32 When Kapil Sharma's wife used to call the pilot
15:34 Jani
15:36 Ali Hasan used to come forward
15:38 and Kapil Sharma used to stop him
15:40 He was calling me
15:42 Why did you name yourself Jani
15:44 He became a pilot
15:46 Everything happened
15:48 After the pilot
15:50 What was the meeting on the channel
15:52 What was the discussion
15:54 After that when the pilot was made
15:56 We went to Delhi to do a show
15:58 When we came back
16:00 Sameer was with us
16:02 He said something was wrong
16:04 I asked him why
16:06 He said because the response was good
16:08 He was the first pilot
16:10 and he had our energy
16:12 He said you should have been careful
16:14 Because that episode
16:16 was not Kapil Sharma's
16:18 It was a couple show
16:20 We played according to our plan
16:22 The weight shifted
16:24 But he was a pilot
16:26 Ali Hasan didn't know the background story
16:28 Kapil Sharma called me
16:30 and called me alone
16:32 He said Irfan bhai
16:34 We want you
16:36 to join the show without Ali Hasan
16:38 I said I won't do the show
16:40 without Ali Hasan
16:42 You put him in
16:44 After that he
16:46 called our manager
16:48 He called me
16:50 and said I had a talk
16:52 He said Ali Hasan will enter
16:54 from the 8th episode
16:56 Not in the beginning
16:58 I said no
17:00 I said I won't do the show
17:02 without Ali Hasan
17:04 Very good
17:06 Did Irfan do the show alone in Dubai
17:08 Ali Hasan's visa was over
17:10 You are doing it alone because of the visa
17:12 You are not waiting for the 7th episode
17:14 We were doing the show from Indore
17:16 I remember now
17:18 From Surat
17:20 It was a morning flight
17:22 and there was a show in Surat
17:24 from Mumbai to Bairud
17:26 It was 4.30-4.00 pm
17:28 We went there to do the show
17:30 After doing the show
17:32 when we came back
17:34 I don't know what was the problem
17:36 with the visa
17:38 Both visas were valid
17:40 But the visa was due to expire
17:42 We checked the visa after 12
17:44 I had one day left
17:46 and his visa was due to expire
17:48 He had an issue one day before
17:50 He said
17:52 I said listen to that
17:54 I said I won't go without Ali Hasan
17:56 If you want to prove this
17:58 then ask Rajiv Thakur
18:00 Rajiv Thakur was also there
18:02 I said I won't go without Ali Hasan
18:04 He said you go
18:06 If Ali Hasan won't reach there
18:08 you will reach
18:10 The organiser who did the show
18:12 will call you
18:14 and he will find out
18:16 if there is a problem with the visa
18:18 Ali Hasan came and Irfan Malik didn't
18:20 We were on demand
18:22 I did the show without Ali Hasan
18:24 5-7 mins
18:26 I said go
18:28 I had money
18:30 I had a good amount
18:32 You had to get money without going
18:34 Next
18:36 Did Irfan come from Malaysia to Karachi
18:38 and stopped a man from smoking?
18:40 First tell me
18:42 where did you get this news
18:44 We left the boy behind
18:46 This incident is like
18:48 when Ali Hasan came
18:50 and Irfan Malik came
18:52 When they were sitting in the lounge
18:54 there were 4-5 boys
18:56 I have a habit
18:58 that I take some discipline
19:00 When those 4-5 boys
19:02 were sitting there
19:04 I was sitting with them
19:06 We were sitting there
19:08 and we were talking
19:10 We came to know that he is also in the flight
19:12 The flight left from Malaysia
19:14 and landed at Karachi airport
19:16 and from where the luggage is picked
19:18 I was sitting
19:20 I put my trolley in front of him
19:22 and he also put his trolley
19:24 and I will pick up the luggage
19:26 4 boys were standing there
19:28 and one of them said
19:30 "Shall I smoke?"
19:32 His friend said no
19:34 He said it is an airport
19:36 He said who will stop you in Pakistan
19:38 I asked him
19:40 What happened in Malaysia?
19:42 Were you scared?
19:44 You were sitting with 5-7 people
19:46 You are not smoking at Malaysian airport
19:48 You are smoking in front of Karachi airport
19:50 If discipline was there
19:52 then it should be here also
19:54 I did not let him smoke
19:56 After that those boys came
19:58 They came and said
20:00 "What are you saying?"
20:02 He said no, not one but two
20:04 I am saying this
20:06 Ok, if
20:08 Did Irfan say no lift to girls after marriage?
20:10 This is absolutely right
20:12 Which girls were they?
20:14 These girls were
20:16 The ones who were cheated
20:18 No, no
20:20 No lift
20:22 Now I said
20:24 no lift to girls
20:26 This is absolutely right
20:28 There was a area of laughter challenge
20:30 near a park
20:32 There was a gallery in the background
20:34 There were curtains
20:36 I used to come there alone
20:38 Actually it is very difficult to get a rail cell
20:40 I used to stay there
20:42 I used to take a script
20:44 and do the rail cell
20:46 I used to get a doubt
20:48 that the girl who was standing
20:50 on the bike
20:52 I don't know if it was a TV serial
20:54 or a film
20:56 She used to race the car
20:58 So that she would be
21:00 attentive like me
21:02 I saw her one day
21:04 I said no lift
21:06 The next day
21:08 I was doing the same thing
21:10 I was doing the same thing
21:12 The girl was standing there
21:14 When I said no lift for 3-4 days
21:16 It was the 5th or 6th day
21:18 I was doing the rail cell
21:20 She was standing on the bike
21:22 I was standing on the top
21:24 She came down
21:26 She said Irfanji, you don't lift
21:28 Give me your mobile number
21:30 I said no, I don't give my mobile number to anyone
21:32 Wow, very good
21:34 She used to race the car
21:36 She was a mechanic girl
21:38 She was weak
21:40 when we got her eyes tested
21:42 She was a mechanic girl
21:44 Thank you so much
21:46 Samu
21:48 This is a very secretive topic
21:50 Thank you
21:52 Is it your turn?
21:54 Was Ali's pair with Uzmi before Irfan?
21:56 Yes, you are right
21:58 We were connected
22:00 through a channel
22:02 We used to have a comedy segment
22:04 So it was Ali-Hassan and Hassan-Ali's pair
22:06 Uzmi was there
22:08 We worked together
22:10 I gave my audition with Uzmi
22:12 Yes, I know that
22:14 Very good
22:16 Did Ali go to America
22:18 and gave dollars on free things?
22:20 No, he was not on free things
22:28 He was
22:30 He is not going to tell
22:32 He was a peep
22:34 Okay
22:36 Did Ali say
22:38 Mamta Sharma was defamed
22:40 because of our song
22:42 Yes, absolutely
22:44 This is true
22:46 Our song was Umar Sharif
22:48 Mr. Charlie's famous song
22:50 Munna Badnaam Hua Tere Liyen
22:52 We were doing a show with Mamta
22:54 Mamta told us
22:56 She was a hit
22:58 We were doing an event
23:00 She said, Ali-ji, Irfan-ji
23:02 I sang this song
23:04 We both sang this song
23:06 The song was not released
23:08 So, our Pakistan's Umar Sharif
23:10 He didn't know
23:12 The composer stole it
23:14 Okay
23:16 Did Ali experience
23:18 a girl's love
23:20 in his life?
23:22 When did this happen?
23:24 When did this happen, Ali-Hassan?
23:26 What happened?
23:28 Who was she?
23:30 She was a very beautiful girl
23:32 I was younger
23:34 She was younger
23:36 I mean, we were equal
23:38 But, it happened
23:40 What happened?
23:42 She was a little fat
23:44 I told her to run
23:46 She ran with someone else
23:48 She said, she was not fat
23:50 She died because of these reasons
23:52 You understand
23:54 We are going to take a break
23:56 We will meet after the break
23:58 Welcome back
24:00 Welcome back
24:02 From the way to our Washington
24:04 I am your host, Irfan Malik
24:06 And Ali Hassan
24:08 Thank you
24:10 What is your style of speaking?
24:12 I have been in Korea for 20 years
24:14 I don't understand English
24:16 I don't understand my own language
24:18 I have been in Korea for 20 years
24:20 You are younger
24:22 You have been with us for 10-12 years
24:24 We can make all our shows
24:26 You are younger
24:28 You are younger
24:30 You have been with us for 10-12 years
24:32 We can make all our shows
24:34 You are younger
24:36 You have been with us for 10-12 years
24:38 We can make all our shows
24:40 You are younger
24:42 You have been with us for 10-12 years
24:44 We can make all our shows
24:46 You have been with us for 10-12 years
24:48 We can make all our shows
24:50 You have been with us for 10-12 years
24:52 We can make all our shows
24:54 You are younger
24:56 You are younger
24:58 You too?
25:00 Who does better comedy?
25:02 Our politicians or our comedians?
25:04 Our politicians
25:06 Absolutely right
25:08 People will enjoy and will continue to do it
25:10 Most of the videos are made by them
25:12 More than comedians
25:14 This is the truth
25:16 If a politician from Lahore comes to Karachi
25:18 If a politician from Lahore comes to Karachi
25:20 He does 3 episodes per day
25:22 He does 3 episodes per day
25:24 He does 3 episodes per day
25:26 His comedy is serious
25:28 His comedy is serious
25:30 If you get a chance to act with a famous actress
25:32 If you get a chance to act with a famous actress
25:34 Who will it be?
25:36 Mahira Khan
25:38 You will act with Mahira Khan?
25:40 I will
25:42 I will also act with Mahira Khan
25:44 This is wrong
25:46 This will be a duo
25:48 This will be a duo
25:50 You will be a hero
25:52 You will be a hero
25:54 Which is your personal favourite?
25:56 Which is your personal favourite?
25:58 Which is your personal favourite?
26:00 Both
26:02 I will choose Lala Bhai
26:04 I will choose Lala Bhai
26:06 He supported me a lot
26:08 I will choose Lala Bhai
26:10 He supported me a lot
26:12 He is an extraordinary actor
26:14 We have learnt a lot from him
26:16 We have learnt a lot from him
26:18 If Barkat and Uzmi take part in an election
26:20 If Barkat and Uzmi take part in an election
26:22 What will be their election symbol?
26:24 Ok, ok
26:26 If you are in a political party
26:28 And you have to make one person the president
26:30 Who will it be?
26:32 Jannat Mirza, Hareem Shah or Mathira?
26:34 What did you say?
26:36 Jannat Mirza, Hareem Shah or Mathira?
26:38 Jannat Mirza, Hareem Shah or Mathira?
26:40 Mathira Shah
26:42 Mathira Shah
26:44 I have mixed them
26:46 I am just saying it so that you are happy
26:48 Jannat Mirza is fine
26:50 If you mix those two, the country will be upside down
26:52 I am just saying that
26:54 In our country, they are just giving suggestions
26:56 In our country, they are just giving suggestions
26:58 So no one can give better suggestions than Mathira
27:00 What are the three things you can do while lying down?
27:02 What are the three things you can do while lying down?
27:04 I can watch TV
27:06 I can eat something
27:08 I can eat something
27:10 And the third thing is that I can sleep
27:12 And the third thing is that I can sleep
27:14 What are the three things that make a person beautiful?
27:16 What are the three things that make a person beautiful?
27:18 His personality, his tone
27:20 His personality, his tone
27:22 His style
27:24 His style
27:26 His style
27:28 Repeat the question
27:30 What are the three things that make a person beautiful?
27:32 What are the three things that make a person beautiful?
27:34 Actually, there should be a passion for service
27:36 Actually, there should be a passion for service
27:38 When you serve someone or do something for someone
27:40 When you serve someone or do something for someone
27:42 You develop a love for that person
27:44 So there should be a passion for service
27:46 You should not forget to do a favor
27:48 Whoever has helped you in life
27:50 Whoever has helped you in life
27:52 You should stay in touch with them
27:54 You should not forget to do a favor
27:56 And the third thing is
27:58 Whoever has served his parents
28:00 Whoever has served his parents
28:02 He will never be worried all his life
28:04 He will never be worried all his life
28:06 What are the three things that should be done as soon as possible?
28:08 What are the three things that should be done as soon as possible?
28:10 You should do it immediately
28:12 So that you don't regret later
28:14 And you should get married as soon as possible
28:16 And you should get married as soon as possible
28:18 Who else is there?
28:20 Who hasn't done it yet?
28:22 Three things that should be done as soon as possible
28:24 Three things that should be done as soon as possible
28:26 If you get married soon
28:28 If you get married soon
28:30 When your age is increasing
28:32 When your age is increasing
28:34 Your children are growing up
28:36 They become your support
28:38 If you are living in a joint family
28:40 Then you should try
28:42 To get separated as soon as possible
28:44 No, not to get separated as soon as possible
28:46 The one who is getting married
28:48 No, no
28:50 If you have
28:52 Sisters
28:54 You should get them married
28:56 And just
28:58 As soon as possible
29:00 You just gave me this hint
29:02 Listen
29:04 Do everything as soon as possible
29:06 There is very less time in the world
29:08 Ok, five desi sweets
29:10 Five desi sweets
29:12 Desi?
29:14 Besan ka laddu
29:16 And besan
29:18 What is besan?
29:20 Gulab jamun
29:22 And
29:24 Kalakand
29:26 Four?
29:28 And keep one with you
29:30 Ok, tell me
29:32 Ok, let's end it here
29:34 Thank you so much
29:36 We are going to take a break
29:38 We will meet again after the break
29:40 Welcome back to The Wayfew
29:46 And watching the Night of the Asimov
29:48 Irfan Malik and Ali Hassan
29:50 Both are very serious people
29:52 They talk very seriously
29:54 We had a serious topic
29:56 Ok
29:58 The next segment is
30:00 You have to guess the password
30:02 Ok
30:04 Password?
30:06 What will be Shakeel bhai's password?
30:08 Shundi
30:10 Shundi?
30:12 Why?
30:14 Actually, it's his talent
30:16 When he was a star
30:18 When he was a hit
30:20 He used to shout from the hall
30:22 Because he was very thin
30:24 Shundi
30:26 No, it's not Shundi
30:28 It's the number of every good girl
30:30 Lala bhai
30:32 Lala bhai?
30:34 Lala bhai's
30:36 Lala bhai's
30:38 Password
30:40 Lala bhai's
30:42 Lala
30:44 Lala
30:46 This
30:48 Tell me the spelling
30:50 Tell me the truth
30:52 Ok
30:54 What will be Meera's password?
30:56 Meera?
30:58 English
31:00 And this English is from I
31:02 Ok, from I
31:04 Very good
31:06 Ok, what will be Barkat's password?
31:08 Good words
31:10 Good words
31:12 Should I tell?
31:14 Good words
31:16 From a bad mouth
31:18 Ok
31:20 What will be Uzmi bhai's password?
31:22 Uzmi?
31:24 Uzmi's password
31:26 When will Uzmi come? Get Barkat married
31:28 Here
31:30 Here is my password, get Aliya married
31:32 Ok, what will be Harif Raja's password?
31:36 Harif Raja's?
31:38 Serious
31:40 Serious? Ok
31:42 The one in front won't be able to move forward
31:44 Ok
31:48 We have to end here
31:50 Some pictures will come
31:52 You have to name these things
31:54 We have not named it
31:56 Ok
31:58 Oh
32:00 Tea cup
32:02 Tea
32:04 Next
32:06 Oh my god
32:08 The next word is related to you
32:10 This
32:12 This
32:14 Ghotis
32:16 We used to play with these
32:18 These are Ghotis
32:20 These are the Ghotis that our politicians
32:22 used to play with
32:24 You are talking too much
32:26 Are you standing for the elections?
32:28 Next
32:30 Pistol
32:32 Pistol, for you it is a pistol
32:34 Because we don't use this there
32:38 We only use a torch
32:40 Yes
32:42 This
32:44 We can understand this
32:46 It can be made on this
32:48 It is called Hawa
32:50 This is a bubble gum
32:52 Wow
32:54 Bubble gum, very good
32:56 After this, the sound comes
32:58 The gas explodes
33:00 This
33:02 Irfan bhai
33:04 Children's silencer
33:06 Very good, next
33:08 What a thing
33:10 We can't reach it
33:12 It is so expensive
33:14 These things
33:16 are exported from Peshawar to Afghanistan
33:18 What is this?
33:20 You tell us
33:22 If I name this
33:24 I will name it
33:26 Jelly
33:28 Children open it and it comes out
33:30 Wow
33:32 Brain
33:34 Now it is your turn
33:36 Your real test
33:38 We saw you acting
33:40 We saw you doing comedy
33:42 Today we will see you
33:44 giving pain to your ears
33:46 You will be playing it
33:48 You will have to hum along
33:50 Irfan bhai, are you ready?
33:52 Ok
33:54 Standing on the shore
33:56 What sorrow
33:58 to go
34:00 Standing on the shore
34:02 What sorrow
34:04 to go
34:06 I am drowning
34:08 I am drowning
34:10 I am drowning
34:12 I am drowning
34:14 I am drowning
34:16 I am drowning
34:18 After such a singer, people are looking for an organizer
34:22 Who brought him?
34:24 I am drowning
34:28 I am drowning
34:30 I am drowning
34:32 I am drowning
34:34 O promise
34:36 O promise
34:38 I am not like you
34:40 I am not like you
34:42 Wow
34:44 He is a singer, he is drowning
34:46 but he is saying he is not
34:48 You don't know what is wrong
34:50 Next song
34:52 Oh
34:54 Oh
34:56 Sit
34:58 How will I gather a lot?
35:00 Sit
35:02 I am in love
35:04 I am giving life
35:06 to my ears
35:08 I am in my ears
35:10 [SPEAKING HINDI]
35:13 [SPEAKING HINDI]
35:15 [LAUGHTER]
35:17 [SPEAKING HINDI]
35:19 [SPEAKING HINDI]
35:21 [SPEAKING HINDI]
35:23 [SPEAKING HINDI]
35:25 [SPEAKING HINDI]
35:27 [SPEAKING HINDI]
35:29 [SPEAKING HINDI]
35:31 [SPEAKING HINDI]
35:34 [SPEAKING HINDI]
35:36 - Don't press the power button. - "If you'd like to make a request..."
35:39 "If you'd like to make a request..."
35:42 "I have a question. I have a question."
35:45 "I have a question, I have a question."
35:48 "I have a question, I have a question."
35:50 "I have a question, I have a question."
35:53 "I like you, I like you."
35:55 "You don't like me, I don't like you."
35:57 "I don't like you, I don't like you."
35:59 - He's like Aamir Mandar. - "I don't like you, I don't like you."
36:02 "I don't like you, I don't like you."
36:03 - Like Jaleel Mandar. - "I don't like you, I don't like you."
36:05 "I don't like you, I don't like you."
36:06 - "I don't like you, I don't like you." - Come on, brother.
36:08 "I don't like you, I don't like you."
36:09 "I don't like you, I don't like you."
36:11 "I don't like you, I don't like you."
36:13 He's fighting in the back.
36:14 "I don't have a dream."
36:16 "I don't have a dream."
36:18 He's singing very fast.
36:19 - No, before that... - Come on.
36:23 "I don't have an answer."
36:24 "I don't have an answer."
36:26 "I didn't send you."
36:27 "I didn't send you."
36:30 "I don't know."
36:33 "I don't know."
36:36 "I don't have tears in my eyes."
36:39 "I don't know where you are."
36:42 "I don't know you anymore."
36:46 "Where will you go?"
36:49 - Which song is this? - "My heart is searching for me in this city."
36:54 - It's done. - It's done.
36:56 That's it, brother.
36:58 You were fighting with your family, you were explaining to them.
37:00 You were reciting mantras cheaply.
37:01 - Tell me what song it was. - I don't know this song.
37:05 We heard this song for the first time with a Japanese translation.
37:09 Thank you very much, brother.
37:10 - Now it's Ali's turn. - It's my turn?
37:12 - Yes. - Oh, God.
37:14 - Ready? - Yes.
37:16 - "Our story." - Which song is this?
37:18 "How will we tell our story?"
37:23 "Someone has broken Eid."
37:27 "Someone has broken Eid."
37:32 "Someone has broken Eid."
37:37 "Someone has broken Eid."
37:42 Yes.
37:43 "Someone has..."
37:50 "Someone has broken Eid."
37:52 "Someone has broken Eid."
37:57 It reminds me of my old love in 1960.
38:00 - One last song in your love. - Yes.
38:03 "It happened."
38:05 "It was a year."
38:08 "I had so much fun."
38:13 "I had so much fun."
38:15 - "I had so much fun." - This is a good song.
38:18 "I had so much fun."
38:23 "Listen to me."
38:25 "Listen to me."
38:28 "I had so much fun."
38:30 "I had so much fun."
38:33 "I had so much fun."
38:36 "I had so much fun."
38:38 "I had so much fun."
38:41 "I had so much fun."
38:43 - The song is... - It's done.
38:45 - No, Samu. - First of all, you made my pillow dirty.
38:48 - It's good. - It was a love song.
38:50 I remembered my love.
38:52 You didn't get the love you sang.
38:54 - The segment was good. - It was good.
38:56 - Sir, you were both stunned. - I sang good songs.
38:59 - I don't know which one was better. - You sang good songs.
39:01 - Yes. - I felt like a magician.
39:03 You didn't make yourself laugh.
39:05 - No, but... - Thank you so much, Irfan and Ali.
39:07 - You both came. - Thank you.
39:09 - I love having you both. - Thank you.
39:11 - We came to your show. - Thank you.
39:13 - We were very happy. - We were very happy.
39:15 It was a great show.
39:18 We had a lot of fun.
39:20 You had a different segment in every break.
39:22 It was a great show.
39:24 - I hope you enjoyed it. - We enjoyed it a lot.
39:27 - No doubt. - Thank you so much.
39:29 Before leaving, would you like to say something to your fans?
39:31 I would just like to say that keep smiling and keep playing like this.
39:35 - Because you are the pride of your country. - Wow.
39:38 You are the pride of your country.
39:40 The land where you bloom is Pakistan.
39:44 Wow. Very good, sir. Thank you so much.
39:45 I would like to say one more thing.
39:47 Learn to forgive.
39:49 Because if you learn to forgive your mistakes,
39:51 you will also learn to forgive.
39:53 Then, God willing, you will live a peaceful life.
39:55 Respect your elders.
39:56 Serve your elders.
39:57 If your elders are with you, you are with them.
39:59 Otherwise, you are nothing.
40:00 Thank you so much, Irfan.
40:01 Let's end today's episode here.
40:03 We will meet you in the next episode.
40:04 Thank you.
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