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In the remote African country of Mauritania, trio follows in the footsteps of the legendary Paris-Dakar rally. Instead o | dG1fNHVkTFU5Z1dWdU0
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00:00 *Suspense music*
00:04 You have driven across deserts in the past, but this is the big one.
00:08 This is the Sahara.
00:10 *Suspense music*
00:11 You are currently in a foreign office red zone.
00:14 *Suspense music*
00:16 So behave yourselves.
00:17 *Tires screeching*
00:18 Shit!
00:19 *Tires screeching*
00:20 Jesus!
00:21 *Tires screeching*
00:22 Bloody hell!
00:23 *Tires screeching*
00:24 *Tires screeching*
00:25 In a minefield, back up exactly where you-
00:29 *Explosion*
00:31 *Suspense music*
00:34 James, do you think this is going to work?
00:36 *Suspense music*
00:37 James May!
00:38 What?
00:39 Do you think this is going to work?
00:40 *Suspense music*
00:41 What?
00:42 *Scoffs*
00:43 So old.
00:44 *Suspense music*
00:49 Dunes!
00:50 *Suspense music*
00:55 Doing the Dakar in an Aspen.
00:57 *Suspense music*
00:59 Oh no.
01:00 My air conditioning just packed up.
01:02 *Laughs*
01:03 *Suspense music*
01:06 God, it's enormous!
01:07 *Suspense music*
01:12 He's on it!
01:13 On the sudden turn.
01:14 *Laughs*
01:15 *Suspense music*
01:19 Mauritania is totally empty.
01:21 Look at it.
01:22 *Suspense music*
01:24 You never heard Bons Aston sounding like that.
01:26 *Suspense music*
01:29 *Laughs*
01:30 *Suspense music*
01:36 Gordon!
01:37 Benny!
01:37 Stop crashing into me!
01:39 *Suspense music*
01:40 There's a huge river in the way.
01:41 What are you entering?
01:42 Bridges near me.
01:43 We're the best explorers.
01:45 *Suspense music*
01:46 No, no, no, no, no, no!
01:47 *Suspense music*
02:00 Which two human beings would you least like to be in charge?
02:04 *Suspense music*
02:06 *Explosion*
02:09 *Suspense music*
02:12 Look at this.
02:13 We're in a poster.
02:14 *Suspense music*
02:16 *Laughs*
02:18 *Suspense music*
02:26 They've got some lovely sand for sale over here.
02:29 There are big piles over here, in case you didn't like the sand earlier.
02:32 There's some sand there.
02:33 Very competitive market, sand.
02:36 *Laughs*
02:37 *Suspense music*
02:39 *Silence*