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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:02 I know what you're thinking.
00:05 Who is this guy with the incredible cheekbones?
00:07 Where does he get his hair done?
00:09 One day, I'll be the most famous Highwayman in all of England.
00:13 You are literally about to be hanged, you idiot.
00:18 Quick note to my gang.
00:19 If you were planning a rescue, now would be a good time.
00:21 [GUNSHOTS]
00:22 [SCREAMING]
00:25 [GUNSHOT]
00:26 You've probably heard of Dick Turpin,
00:27 new leader of the Essex Gang.
00:29 Highwayman murder and rob.
00:30 You're not a highwayman, Dick.
00:32 I've got this.
00:33 We strike on three.
00:34 One, two-- we'll get the next one.
00:40 What's with you prancing around in your funny shirt?
00:43 I'm new school, and there's going
00:44 to be less violence on my watch.
00:46 Is there anything that I could have
00:47 done to improve your highway robbery experience?
00:49 But we're just as tough as any other gang in here.
00:52 Here's your peppermint tea, Dick.
00:54 Put a splash of honey in it.
00:55 I know you've got a scratchy throat.
00:57 Thanks, little cat.
00:58 There's only one man brainless enough
01:01 to steal from the syndicate.
01:04 Thank you, Dick.
01:05 I don't know what we'd do without you.
01:06 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:08 [SCREAMING]
01:10 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:12 [SCREAMING]
01:14 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:16 I'm going to be famous.
01:18 Dick Turpin!
01:19 Dick Turpin.
01:20 Dick Turpin.
01:21 Dick Turpin.
01:22 Dick Turpin.
01:24 I want this dick in my hands as soon as possible.
01:27 That sounds weird.
01:28 Yeah, that did sound a bit weird.
01:29 Sorry.
01:30 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:34 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:40 [BLANK_AUDIO]