Ever wanted to see The Bear but no budget and instead of long takes the cuts are as rapid as Richie's singing is fire... | dG1fNl94bklJMjgxcXM
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00:00 [Music]
00:11 I get it, you have a short man's complex. You barely reach over this fucking table.
00:15 This way you have the tattoos. This way you have the tattoos.
00:17 You go out and you take your smoking breaks. As far as you go out and you take your smoking breaks.
00:20 You're on his shit. Bullshit.
00:21 You're hell-less. Hell-less.
00:22 You should be dead.
00:27 Order, chef. Housekeeping. Chefs.
00:30 Who are you yelling at? No one's here.
00:32 Housekeeping means you keep your shit tidy and clean because this place is fucking disgusting.
00:37 We do not fucking have that in real world.
00:39 Of course, chefs. You chef. That's a sign of respect.
00:42 Karzoon?
00:44 What?
00:45 What the fuck is this?
00:46 It's a fucking shitty order.
00:47 We don't have half of this shit.
00:48 Why don't we fucking have it?
00:49 Step out.
00:50 Why don't we fucking have this shit?
00:51 Get the fuck off my foot now, chef! Get the fuck off!
00:56 Oh, chef.
00:57 I was looking in Aldi for some cookies. Winter Pesto is literally the perfect one.
01:01 I'm out.
01:02 Why you fucking...
01:03 Why you fucking...
01:04 Get back to your station now, chef!
01:07 Fuck!
01:08 Chef, I'm gonna put this shit in the fucking car.
01:13 Fuck!
01:16 [Music]
01:18 You wanna be the guy?
01:35 Yeah.
01:36 Then be the fucking guy!
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