In “The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin,” Noel Fielding portrays an unlikely charming 18th-century highwayman named Dick Turpin. Reluctantly leading a band of outlaws, Turpin faces absurd escapades, outwitting corrupt lawman Jonathan Wilde (Hugh Bonneville) as he navigates being with his gang, all while trying to evade the persistent thief-taker. Stars of this cast for the upcoming film are Hugh Bonneville, Noel Fielding, Jota Castellano, Robert Eames, and more directed by Ben Palmer. Check it out.
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00:00 I know what you're thinking.
00:05 Who is this guy with the incredible cheekbones?
00:08 Where does he get his hair done?
00:10 One day I'll be the most famous highwayman in all of England.
00:14 You are literally about to be hanged, you idiot.
00:19 Quick note to my gang.
00:20 If you were planning a rescue, now would be a good time.
00:23 [YELLING]
00:26 You've probably heard of him.
00:27 Dick Turpin, new leader of the Essex gang.
00:29 Highwayman murder and rob.
00:31 You're not a highwayman, Dick.
00:32 I've got this.
00:33 We strike on three.
00:34 One, two--
00:36 [YELLING]
00:39 We'll get the next one.
00:40 I've seen you prancing around in your funny shirt.
00:43 I'm new school, and there's going to be less violence on my watch.
00:46 Is there anything that I could have done to improve your highway robbery experience?
00:50 But we're just as tough as any other gang in here.
00:52 Here's your peppermint tea, Dick.
00:54 Put a splash of honey in it.
00:55 I know you've got a scratchy throat.
00:57 Thanks, little cat.
00:58 There's only one man brainless enough to steal from the syndicate.
01:03 [GIGGLING]
01:04 Thank you, Dick.
01:05 I don't know what we'd do without you.
01:07 [YELLING]
01:10 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:13 [YELLING]
01:16 Going to be famous.
01:18 Dick Turpin!
01:20 Dick Turpin.
01:21 Dick Turpin.
01:22 Dick Turpin.
01:23 Dick Turpin.
01:24 I want this dick in my hands as soon as possible.
01:27 [GIGGLING]
01:28 That sounds weird.
01:29 Yeah, that did sound a bit weird.
01:30 Sorry.
01:31 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:34 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:37 [BLANK_AUDIO]