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Натальная карта #5 Евгений Чебатков - Чебатков

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00:00:00 [music]

00:00:05 Dima and Olesya are looking at the map

00:00:08 They think, "Now it's like a carp, guess what?"

00:00:11 Or carbonara and a dessert from a culinary

00:00:13 Drinking it with coffee or lemonade

00:00:16 There's nowhere to slow down, Dima is in his pockets

00:00:19 While Olesya is studying energy and aura

00:00:22 Dima repeats the word like a spell

00:00:24 Sbermarket, Sbermarket, Sbermarket, Sbermarket

00:00:27 Burgers and rolls, pizza, pasta and salami

00:00:29 Food is sent to the basket from the restaurant

00:00:32 Olesya is already scratching her head at him

00:00:34 All this food is free delivery. No miracles, though this miracle draws. With a delicious dish, it will be easier for your fortune. Free delivery of food from restaurants is quite real and this is a supermarket.

00:00:48 *Russian song*

00:01:09 *Advertising*

00:01:26 *Russian song*

00:01:36 *Russian song*

00:01:49 Today we have a special episode because we have a man and a woman and it will not be a showdown of the natal card, but just wow. Wow! Evgeny Chebotkov, let's hear it for him!

00:01:59 Natal card is a show in which the hosts disassemble the guest's natal card. Olesiev believes it very strongly, and Dima is very doubtful. Who is right, the guest will decide by giving his magic ball to one of the parties. Enjoy watching!

00:02:14 Evgeny, Evgeny, Evgeny! Sit down, Evgeny.

00:02:20 Evgeny, sit down.

00:02:22 I sat down. Thank you.

00:02:24 We are very glad to see you.

00:02:26 I am very glad to see you. I do not understand one thing.

00:02:28 So.

00:02:29 Do we so quietly mark this beautiful bow? Look how beautiful Olesiev looks. How nice to walk behind one table.

00:02:37 Evgeny, I am always glad to see you. Since the days when we were on Comedy Radio. Do you remember?

00:02:43 Oh my God! Do not even remember. Those hungry years.

00:02:46 I remember.

00:02:47 Did you work together on Comedy Radio?

00:02:49 We had a period together on Comedy Radio.

00:02:51 Well, yes.

00:02:52 There was a period.

00:02:53 Do you have a connection?

00:02:54 Of course, we have.

00:02:55 Tell me if you have.

00:02:56 We are all here, all the earthly signs, Olesiev.

00:02:58 Yes.

00:02:59 It was done only for you.

00:03:00 I want earthly!

00:03:01 Evgeny, tell me, have you ever, before our expert-scientific show, encountered astrology?

00:03:09 With lies.

00:03:10 Have you encountered?

00:03:12 With astrology, with esotericism?

00:03:14 I always encounter astrology.

00:03:16 Seriously?

00:03:17 Naturally. This is part of my life.

00:03:19 The fact is that my life is closely related to my good friend and colleague, a very talented person, Ruslan Chabdarov.

00:03:27 Who, despite his incredibly, fantastically brutal image, lacks some kind of lyricism.

00:03:38 He very often, at some moments, when I say, "Listen, how did it come out, Ruslan? Why so?"

00:03:44 And he says, "Brother, do not forget, brother, that I am a twin brother."

00:03:48 Good.

00:03:51 And I have to know what they are like, those very twins.

00:03:56 Damn, but I already like Ruslan.

00:03:58 And it seems to me that Ruslan bought a chip from all women, such, "Oh, when it's convenient, I'll say it, I'm just twins."

00:04:04 Ruslan, I'm waiting for you here!

00:04:07 If you're serious, then of course I never plunged into it.

00:04:12 In my life, it's like, "Oh, God, how did not plunge? The Lord Almighty!"

00:04:18 So cool?

00:04:21 It will be so cool next!

00:04:24 I worked on the radio in Tomsk.

00:04:26 And there was a daily show from 4 to 5.

00:04:30 And there was a horoscope, too.

00:04:33 And I invented it every day.

00:04:37 For five years.

00:04:41 This is what Olesya does here.

00:04:43 This was our game.

00:04:45 Good evening.

00:04:46 This was our game.

00:04:47 Because other hosts ...

00:04:50 In some aspects of radio broadcasting, I was really very weak.

00:04:55 Very weak.

00:04:56 I, in fact, always had a bad relationship with the listeners.

00:05:00 Very intermittent, incomprehensible, I finish the conversation.

00:05:03 But damn it, inventing these horoscopes, I achieved such skill that other hosts from morning broadcasts came and watched.

00:05:11 As I say, "Kozirok, today you definitely need to make business deals, because the stars favor you in business."

00:05:19 "Girls, be sure to confess your love today, because your other half is waiting for it."

00:05:27 "A serious decision, today you must come in the spring."

00:05:32 "So if you were preparing today, please, Olesya."

00:05:37 It's good that you said all this.

00:05:40 Because I thought it would be softer.

00:05:43 But now ...

00:05:44 You're so fucking star.

00:05:46 Then let's get started.

00:05:48 But before we start ...

00:05:50 Wait, wait. Have you ever been told a fortune? Did you make a prediction for yourself?

00:05:56 Well, let's start.

00:05:57 No.

00:05:58 Dima, bro.

00:05:59 What did they do? What's the joke?

00:06:02 What exactly? A fortune?

00:06:03 Yes.

00:06:05 He can curse more accurately.

00:06:07 Okay. If ...

00:06:08 No, no. No one guessed me. I never ...

00:06:11 At my request and in my presence ...

00:06:15 Don't open it, or the cat will die.

00:06:18 No. I ...

00:06:20 I'll say this. I understand that there are different cards.

00:06:25 Yes, cards are different.

00:06:27 There are political, geographical, game cards.

00:06:31 As for the game cards, I don't even hold them in my hands.

00:06:36 I mean, I'm like ...

00:06:38 Are you afraid?

00:06:39 I'm like, "God, cards ... I'll owe them later, then I'll kill someone."

00:06:44 He doesn't understand the pictures.

00:06:45 Yes.

00:06:46 He's a ballet lady.

00:06:47 I'm very far away.

00:06:49 But if these cards are some tarot, right?

00:06:53 In our case, oracle.

00:06:55 These are the things.

00:06:56 I prefer to leave it outside my understanding.

00:07:01 Well, not today.

00:07:03 Because, Zhenya, now there will be a sacred moment in your life.

00:07:09 We won't laugh.

00:07:12 Not this one, when you have the first red hair on your beard.

00:07:15 But now is the sacred moment in your life.

00:07:18 So.

00:07:20 Listen to me.

00:07:21 Zhenya, you have to ask a question to the deck.

00:07:25 Yes.

00:07:26 Come on, bro.

00:07:28 Everything behind you is bullshit.

00:07:30 Now.

00:07:31 No, Zhenya, this is a very good deck.

00:07:35 It has helped many people.

00:07:38 You should write election speeches.

00:07:42 This is a very good candidate.

00:07:44 He helps everyone.

00:07:46 No, I'm kidding.

00:07:50 You know, a little bit.

00:07:51 What distinguishes him from a good person?

00:07:54 What?

00:07:55 Faith in something bright.

00:07:56 And today you have an opportunity to show it.

00:07:59 This is a deck.

00:08:01 It will help you answer the main question of your life.

00:08:04 We had guests before.

00:08:06 The hits are 100%.

00:08:08 All my girlfriends, all my friends and acquaintances, everyone is satisfied.

00:08:12 I myself put together, fuck, 10 out of 10.

00:08:18 Therefore.

00:08:19 Now you.

00:08:20 It's funny if you ask, "watermelon or smoke?"

00:08:23 Okay, I accept.

00:08:27 I accept.

00:08:28 What a fun.

00:08:31 Give me the direction of the essence of the question.

00:08:35 The question should be constructed.

00:08:37 The question should be constructed in an immaterial way.

00:08:40 If you say, "What awaits me in ... "

00:08:44 What awaits me in the next year in this area of my life.

00:08:48 Do you understand?

00:08:49 As you understand, everything can happen in a year, so everything will fall into place.

00:08:53 Okay, look.

00:08:56 Here is a question.

00:08:58 And immediately a small teaser.

00:09:00 Incredible.

00:09:01 The day before yesterday.

00:09:02 Just don't tell anyone.

00:09:04 They will not answer the deck yet.

00:09:07 The day before yesterday.

00:09:10 Just don't tell anyone.

00:09:11 Okay?

00:09:12 I tell as my own.

00:09:14 Basta called me.

00:09:16 And yesterday we recorded a track at Basta's studio.

00:09:19 Good.

00:09:20 Yes.

00:09:21 Exclusive.

00:09:22 Yes.

00:09:23 Real talk.

00:09:24 And now I ...

00:09:26 Okay.

00:09:27 Dear deck.

00:09:30 Hello.

00:09:31 Sarcasm, fuck.

00:09:33 Now I'll give you a deck bonus.

00:09:36 Hello.

00:09:37 Hello.

00:09:38 Hello.

00:09:40 This is FaceTime.

00:09:42 Deck.

00:09:43 What awaits me ...

00:09:44 Whispering.

00:09:45 What awaits me this year as a rapper, dear deck.

00:09:49 Okay.

00:09:51 Request what?

00:09:52 Accepted.

00:09:53 Okay.

00:09:54 Let's go.

00:09:55 Let's go.

00:09:56 Applause.

00:09:57 Can you applaud this?

00:09:58 Damn, cool.

00:10:01 I'm very glad for you.

00:10:02 Thank you.

00:10:03 But it's really cool.

00:10:04 Thank you very much.

00:10:05 Zhenya WhatsApp, Zhenya FaceTime.

00:10:08 When Basta will not become, here is who will sing with his voice.

00:10:11 Now the deck will be insisted by your energy all this time.

00:10:16 And in the end you yourself, with your hand, will pull out the card and it will answer you this question.

00:10:23 So, I ...

00:10:26 Simpler than Google.

00:10:27 I apologize.

00:10:28 They will not change the location of the card to the end.

00:10:30 That is, they already lie as they lie.

00:10:31 No, I will hang them.

00:10:32 Hello.

00:10:33 Hello.

00:10:34 Okay, that's it.

00:10:35 She periodically greets.

00:10:36 She is like a fish that ...

00:10:38 That's it, Olesya, as you say.

00:10:39 No, there will be a party.

00:10:41 Yes.

00:10:42 Here.

00:10:43 Science.

00:10:44 What can I say here?

00:10:46 And actually there will be an answer.

00:10:48 Yes.

00:10:49 That's it, I got it.

00:10:50 I got it, Olesya.

00:10:51 Well, we move on to the hard.

00:10:52 Already hard.

00:10:53 Now I will make a party, guys.

00:10:55 Well.

00:10:58 What?

00:10:59 Let's move on and consider the general characteristics of Zhenya Chebatkova.

00:11:02 Applause.

00:11:03 Come on.

00:11:04 Thank you.

00:11:05 Thank you.

00:11:06 So.

00:11:12 President.

00:11:13 President.

00:11:14 President.

00:11:15 How is this right?

00:11:18 Olesya.

00:11:19 Olesya.

00:11:21 Where is Olesya?

00:11:24 Again flew off the astral plane.

00:11:27 Olesya, hello.

00:11:29 Dimonik, hello.

00:11:30 So where are you?

00:11:31 It's okay that we have a new issue of the natal card of Zhenya Chebatkova.

00:11:34 And you sunbathe somewhere near the pool.

00:11:36 And why is it so unlike Tuapse?

00:11:39 Dimonik, you do not understand.

00:11:41 Now it's the city of Venus.

00:11:43 When Venus is an electrical city, Olesya prefers to just lie by the pool.

00:11:48 You flew there yourself.

00:11:50 And the hotel itself booked with the Russian card.

00:11:53 Dimonik, but there is a Yandex.Travel.

00:11:56 They have a wide selection of hotels.

00:11:58 More than a hundred thousand in Russia and all over the world.

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00:12:07 And the ability to pay with any card of the Russian banks.

00:12:10 And you tell me this when you have already flown there, right?

00:12:14 Dimonik, you fly up.

00:12:16 All. I'm coming soon.

00:12:18 So, Yandex.Travel.

00:12:21 If you fly with a natal card, then only through Yandex.Travel.

00:12:33 And according to the promo code SAMO10, you get up to 10% discount on booking.

00:12:37 I'm on Saturn.

00:12:39 So, today we have a girl as a guest.

00:12:46 But not just a girl.

00:12:50 And who?

00:12:51 And a man is a girl.

00:12:53 And it means that this is, as you already understood, a particularly difficult case.

00:12:59 This is a clinical diagnosis.

00:13:02 This is really ...

00:13:03 Marina, Marina, what's wrong with her?

00:13:05 This is really a special issue.

00:13:08 About such things ...

00:13:09 About such things, Eugene, you need to warn in advance.

00:13:13 Yes.

00:13:15 Mom, I'm giving birth!

00:13:17 Be patient!

00:13:19 I want to weigh!

00:13:21 Why? Let's figure out why.

00:13:23 First, if you have some kind of a vector of skepticism, I want to ask our audience.

00:13:29 Girls, who has ever met a man-woman in their life?

00:13:33 Applause.

00:13:34 I see happy faces.

00:13:37 And applaud who was satisfied.

00:13:40 Because she is with him.

00:13:43 We ... This is not read, this clap.

00:13:47 Clear.

00:13:48 That is, why?

00:13:50 Indeed.

00:13:51 Firstly, a small number of women in the audience met a man-woman.

00:13:55 And only one is satisfied, and that's because he sits next to her.

00:13:58 Let's figure out why.

00:14:00 They die from orgasms.

00:14:02 No.

00:14:03 No.

00:14:06 No.

00:14:07 Well, a man is a girl.

00:14:09 Wait, wait. Have you met a man-woman yourself?

00:14:11 No.

00:14:12 Oles.

00:14:16 No, but I'm a girl myself.

00:14:18 Ah, this is completely different.

00:14:20 And not just a woman.

00:14:22 Yes.

00:14:23 And this is a difficult case.

00:14:25 This is completely different.

00:14:26 And not just. I'm a woman of the first decade.

00:14:29 God.

00:14:30 I'm an August girl. This is a completely different story.

00:14:33 And in front of us is a representative of the second decade.

00:14:36 This is a girl-girl.

00:14:37 A girl to the brain of bones.

00:14:39 Why the hell did we even invite him here?

00:14:42 You could have told us the characteristics of the "before".

00:14:46 I don't know, guys. I'm not myself.

00:14:49 No, now it will be easier. Come on.

00:14:51 Well, this is...

00:14:52 God, I wish he was at least a little normal.

00:14:55 Come on, what's there?

00:14:56 Well, this is a difficult man.

00:14:58 But I can't do anything.

00:15:00 A man does, a priori, difficult people.

00:15:02 Yes.

00:15:03 Everything should be planned out for such men and people, especially men, to the smallest detail.

00:15:11 And men and people.

00:15:13 Thank you for bringing us into a separate category.

00:15:17 We are fighting for this.

00:15:19 Well, you get it.

00:15:20 Yes.

00:15:21 They do everything persistently, for a long time, for a long time.

00:15:26 They do their job constantly and permanently.

00:15:29 They don't know how to rest at all.

00:15:31 They are very faithful to all their habits.

00:15:33 They are meticulous.

00:15:35 Sometimes just to the point of unification.

00:15:37 Stop. Oles, can I just insert?

00:15:39 So far, I've only heard the pluses.

00:15:41 Here.

00:15:43 For him, it's a compliment.

00:15:44 On this show...

00:15:45 For me, it's a compliment so far.

00:15:47 Yes.

00:15:48 Oles' strategy is all set up like this.

00:15:50 She says only good things and gets a ball.

00:15:52 No, but this is, by the way, a call-out that for Zhenya it's a compliment.

00:15:55 But you translated all the good qualities.

00:15:58 Girls, did someone like it?

00:16:00 Good evening.

00:16:03 Stop.

00:16:04 For such men, I mean, they are perfectionists.

00:16:06 Everything should be brought to perfection.

00:16:10 They are always demanding.

00:16:12 They will never take risks.

00:16:14 I mean, these are not "lighters".

00:16:16 They will not take risks.

00:16:18 The man looks like a lighter.

00:16:20 Susie is not a lighter.

00:16:22 I will emphasize.

00:16:24 He... Yes, okay.

00:16:26 They are guided exclusively by logic and common sense.

00:16:31 This is a common characteristic.

00:16:33 And we are normal people.

00:16:35 Let's go on.

00:16:36 Not all of us.

00:16:37 I think you are very constant in everyday habits.

00:16:41 If you are used to falling asleep on the couch, how did you fall asleep on it?

00:16:45 I saw this couch.

00:16:47 How you were lying on it.

00:16:49 And your shape...

00:16:51 Yes, yes, yes. It's some kind of nasty.

00:16:53 You were crumpled with salted crumbs.

00:16:55 On the couch.

00:16:56 You understand, right?

00:16:57 Yes.

00:16:58 For example, if you are used to the mug here.

00:17:00 Someone will take it away.

00:17:02 Oh, I think you won't like it.

00:17:04 Or if, for example...

00:17:06 She is a bit Russian-ethnic.

00:17:08 So you would understand our culture like a Kazakh.

00:17:10 Everything should be in order, in order.

00:17:13 And in order the way you see it.

00:17:16 Let's stop here.

00:17:17 Does it resonate in you?

00:17:19 Definitely.

00:17:20 I think like in any normal person.

00:17:22 No.

00:17:24 Thank you.

00:17:25 Who said you are normal?

00:17:27 I mean...

00:17:29 I have a question for the audience.

00:17:31 And for you, of course.

00:17:33 Do you mean you don't get out of yourself if someone walks into a room and doesn't turn off the light in the corridor?

00:17:39 No.

00:17:41 I come.

00:17:42 Here we go.

00:17:43 And this is only 7 minutes.

00:17:45 Well, it's the same.

00:17:47 Although, why the fuck do you need other signs and planets?

00:17:49 Well, Dima is there too.

00:17:51 I think so.

00:17:53 I don't know.

00:17:54 Here, it's in the fucking teaser.

00:17:56 I don't know.

00:17:57 I don't know.

00:17:58 You see, it doesn't piss everyone off.

00:18:00 The fact that it causes such an annoying reaction in you, it just speaks of the characteristics of the sun in the sky.

00:18:07 It suits you.

00:18:09 Yes.

00:18:10 And is there a tahta where you sleep all the time?

00:18:13 Where I fall asleep all the time?

00:18:15 I've been doing this for 5 years.

00:18:17 I know this bench at the Kursk station.

00:18:19 I can't stop.

00:18:20 You go to the hotel and say, "Hello. I don't need a bed. I'm used to my jacket.

00:18:25 I'll sleep where the cat gave birth."

00:18:28 Yeah, where the cat.

00:18:29 He's a clean cat. He's a brusgla.

00:18:31 Brusgla.

00:18:32 He won't be.

00:18:33 Well, I think that cleanliness and order are very important for you.

00:18:37 I don't work globally at all.

00:18:41 I need someone to make it all happen.

00:18:44 Well, it's because you have money.

00:18:46 Yes.

00:18:48 This is also by the way.

00:18:51 Well, he has some money.

00:18:53 He bought milk.

00:18:55 Milk.

00:18:57 Well, yes.

00:18:59 If it's some kind of dirt or something sticky, of course not.

00:19:02 Zhenya, are you embarrassed now?

00:19:04 I'm not embarrassed. I'm careful.

00:19:06 You just moved away from me.

00:19:08 And what about the forest?

00:19:09 It's to see you better.

00:19:11 To see you in full.

00:19:13 To see all your aura.

00:19:14 Okay, let's talk about your advantages.

00:19:16 Good conscience.

00:19:18 Good conscience.

00:19:20 You can rely on it.

00:19:22 It's definitely the main intellectual of the zodiac circle.

00:19:26 You can applaud it.

00:19:28 What else can I do?

00:19:30 When it's like this, when it's like this.

00:19:32 You strive to bring everything to perfection, including your appearance.

00:19:36 Because...

00:19:37 You don't have to work on it.

00:19:38 Representation of your appearance is very important for you.

00:19:41 I was looking at your Instagram.

00:19:43 You have a lot of photos in costumes.

00:19:46 You are really very stylish.

00:19:49 So she admits that she understood it because she looked at your photos in costumes.

00:19:54 Yes.

00:19:55 I'm sure that even when you had less money, you always looked good, neat, clean.

00:20:02 Show me your cuticles.

00:20:04 Here. Perfect.

00:20:06 Let me smell it.

00:20:07 Come on, don't stick your finger in my mouth.

00:20:09 That is, very neat.

00:20:11 This is a scientific analysis.

00:20:13 Yes, this is a scientific analysis of any person on television.

00:20:16 Any person on television.

00:20:17 Girls, sign up.

00:20:19 Stick to the nail.

00:20:21 It is very important for a person to look neat and tidy.

00:20:26 Can I ask a question?

00:20:28 You were going to go to the motorcycle about two hours ago.

00:20:32 Is it important for you to look good?

00:20:34 Well, listen, I'm a girl, too, first of all.

00:20:37 And not just a girl, but a woman.

00:20:40 Wait, you mean that it's not enough to get bored here, right?

00:20:43 Here, of course, it's not enough to get bored.

00:20:46 Well, there is such a thing that...

00:20:48 Or do you want to?

00:20:50 There is such a thing that every person, regardless of the zodiac sign, wants to look better.

00:20:55 Not at all.

00:20:56 Okay, go ahead.

00:20:57 When was the last time you saw Harlamov?

00:20:59 So, he's a fish, I think.

00:21:02 Advantages.

00:21:03 Well, these are all advantages, to be honest.

00:21:07 Everything? Everything is positive?

00:21:09 Yes.

00:21:10 Beautiful voice.

00:21:11 It's later, it's all later.

00:21:13 People, look, what's the situation?

00:21:15 You have a rising sign, that is, you were born and the sun rose in your face.

00:21:19 But you show people your inner self is completely different.

00:21:24 And your ascendant is in the scorpion.

00:21:26 That is, people see you as the energy of the scorpion.

00:21:29 By the way, I'm really surprised.

00:21:32 Really?

00:21:33 Well, because I've never played Mortal Kombat for anyone else.

00:21:37 Here.

00:21:40 Get over here!

00:21:43 Look, you're a virgin, but people see you as a noob cyborg.

00:21:47 What is the ascendant scorpion?

00:21:51 Yes.

00:21:52 That is, the ascending sign, it also determines the appearance of a person.

00:21:55 This is a strong body, responsive muscles.

00:21:58 Responsive muscles, please explain.

00:22:01 Such here.

00:22:02 Muscles, muscles, help.

00:22:03 Yes, of course.

00:22:04 We will help, we are responsive.

00:22:06 Well, they are like ribbed, embossed, you know?

00:22:08 You can feel them.

00:22:10 Such, which are still a little shaky.

00:22:12 Here.

00:22:13 Oh, he's under the condor, so he walks like this.

00:22:18 Just Zhenya, like this, the whole engine.

00:22:22 So, the ascendant scorpion is always sexuality.

00:22:27 Because the scorpion is the sexiest sign.

00:22:29 Well, of course.

00:22:30 That is, such people, well, they emit sexual magnetism.

00:22:33 Therefore, you like girls so much.

00:22:36 They like you.

00:22:37 Yes.

00:22:38 You know that.

00:22:39 Such.

00:22:40 Liza.

00:22:42 She said it as a member of the women's team, so ...

00:22:45 But Zhenya is not in our top.

00:22:47 But this is suitable.

00:22:50 But most women like you.

00:22:53 But we respect Zhenya.

00:22:54 Respect is worth a lot.

00:22:59 By the way, yes.

00:23:00 Listen, I will not give you, unfortunately, but I respect you very much.

00:23:03 You are great.

00:23:05 Come on, don't give up.

00:23:06 Someday.

00:23:08 Such people do not leave anyone indifferent.

00:23:11 That is, it is impossible to treat you neutrally.

00:23:13 You either like it, or you are very annoying.

00:23:16 As they say about such people, in a quiet swamp, the devil is in.

00:23:22 That is, such a person may be calm, indignant, and so on.

00:23:26 But this scorpion inside, it is not, no, but it shows a claw.

00:23:30 And this should also be taken into account.

00:23:31 Yes.

00:23:33 Wait, a claw, am I cancer or what?

00:23:36 No.

00:23:37 Scorpion has ...

00:23:38 Who?

00:23:39 Tail.

00:23:40 Tail.

00:23:41 Ah, well, the main intellectual, I'm telling you.

00:23:42 Yes, just remember how animals look.

00:23:44 Pretty intellectual.

00:23:45 Fuck your game, after the motor, right away.

00:23:50 Oh, Mr. Host, and there will be no questions about who looks like whom.

00:23:54 Name what cockerel has a duck.

00:23:59 Red!

00:24:00 This is the main intellectual of the zodiacal circle.

00:24:03 If I play, it will be such questions.

00:24:05 In general, such people always have some mystery and, of course, a fucking cockerel.

00:24:10 Where without it?

00:24:11 What, what, what?

00:24:12 Fucking cockerel, I tell you.

00:24:14 What are you talking about?

00:24:15 I, I, what?

00:24:16 What?

00:24:17 Are you flirting?

00:24:18 Are you flirting now?

00:24:21 I love when they flirt.

00:24:22 I do it from the very first second, Oles.

00:24:25 No, wait, what kind of cockerel?

00:24:27 You have a fucking cockerel.

00:24:29 We all want you here.

00:24:31 You say ...

00:24:32 You do not understand?

00:24:34 Well, what are you, a fool?

00:24:36 Do you think we do not notice?

00:24:37 You say ...

00:24:38 Hey, what kind of studio is this?

00:24:40 What kind of studio is this?

00:24:41 This is Brothers.

00:24:42 Well, you have this, well, this is yours.

00:24:45 Well, show me again how he does it.

00:24:47 Like this.

00:24:48 He knows it, he uses it, he mows for a fool, I don't even want to discuss it.

00:24:52 So, let's talk about your ...

00:24:55 Okay, how are you doing?

00:24:57 Are you okay?

00:24:58 Everything is fine, the flight is normal.

00:25:00 What does Scorpio student do?

00:25:02 I do not fully understand, of course, how it works.

00:25:05 How is it in practice?

00:25:07 You read, but you are something about you.

00:25:09 More like or more unlike you?

00:25:14 But it seems to me that it is about many people.

00:25:18 Well, yes, yes.

00:25:19 On that and ...

00:25:20 On that and, yes, astrology and science.

00:25:22 Yes.

00:25:23 This is generally general information.

00:25:25 Let's talk about your past life.

00:25:27 Do you have any relationship with reincarnation?

00:25:29 Past life.

00:25:30 Look, you understand that your soul is already a million centuries old.

00:25:34 The wording is like in kindergarten.

00:25:37 I have a million centuries already.

00:25:39 I have a billion of money.

00:25:41 You do not believe in it?

00:25:43 Zhenya, well, you have it.

00:25:45 It's time.

00:25:46 I'll tell you now.

00:25:47 Well, look, within the framework of the technology I work in, this is such a complex approach.

00:25:53 The main thing is not to laugh here, remember?

00:25:55 The main thing is not to laugh here.

00:25:57 A complex approach and my intuitive intuition.

00:26:00 Wait.

00:26:02 Let's stop here right away.

00:26:07 Darwin's theory.

00:26:08 Do we take it with us on board or do we leave it somewhere?

00:26:11 No, we do not take it.

00:26:12 And we deny it.

00:26:14 No, we do not deny it.

00:26:15 We do not talk about it here.

00:26:17 We have not heard about it.

00:26:19 Well, what is your theory?

00:26:22 We do not take what we have never heard about in life.

00:26:25 Do you mean this is about monkeys?

00:26:30 This is about monkeys.

00:26:33 It is she.

00:26:35 Zhenya, do not start.

00:26:39 About the Hermione.

00:26:40 Well, Pushkin, this is about letters.

00:26:45 You are for Darwin.

00:26:46 I am for Darwin, yes, as far as possible.

00:26:48 But I just ...

00:26:51 I'm sorry, I just laughed so much.

00:26:54 It's because billions of years ...

00:26:56 And it will pass.

00:26:57 It is somehow related to Scientology.

00:27:01 It is related to Vedic astrology.

00:27:04 And with your soul.

00:27:05 No, I will explain why I ask so.

00:27:07 Scientology is more or less clear to me.

00:27:09 Yes, what Tom Cruise, yes, when ...

00:27:12 I think many know, I'm confused, I can say a little.

00:27:14 But I like it.

00:27:15 No, it's the style of our show.

00:27:16 This is when the souls of the dead aliens moved into people.

00:27:22 And you can pump this alien soul through a special device, paying money.

00:27:28 Of course.

00:27:29 The level of your soul rises, and you pump this alien soul.

00:27:33 Oh, here, the stuffyness, by the way.

00:27:36 Negative quality of the depth.

00:27:42 And what is there in Scientology?

00:27:45 Listen, well ...

00:27:46 Whatever you say.

00:27:47 I saw a few pairs of eyes in this hall that listened with interest.

00:27:51 Sorry, sorry.

00:27:53 Okay, we'll talk about it later.

00:27:55 Tell me, it was interesting.

00:27:56 No, no, come on.

00:27:57 In fact ...

00:27:58 If you want, this is Scientology.

00:28:00 That's it, now it's going to be interesting.

00:28:01 I say, the complex does not fit.

00:28:02 There is a little of this, a little of that, and a little of you.

00:28:05 A bucket of water, a handful of firewood.

00:28:08 The layout is ready, Olesya Ivanchenko.

00:28:11 You owe me 300 thousand.

00:28:14 Oh, Vedic karmic astrology.

00:28:18 There is a legend in Vedic astrology.

00:28:20 That there were some Rahu and Ketu.

00:28:23 Initially ...

00:28:24 Familiar characters.

00:28:25 Yes.

00:28:26 Do you know such?

00:28:27 No.

00:28:28 They ...

00:28:29 This is not a story for you for the night, this is a story for the day.

00:28:32 Listen, come on.

00:28:33 Initially, they formed one creature - a dragon.

00:28:37 But then they decided to deceive fate and drink the potion of immortality.

00:28:42 But the sun and the moon stood next to it, and they saw it and complained to the supreme deity.

00:28:48 What was his name?

00:28:49 The supreme deity.

00:28:50 Okay.

00:28:51 Here.

00:28:52 And she decided to punish this dragon and cut it in half.

00:28:56 And since then ...

00:28:57 What did she cut it with?

00:28:58 Not a legendary NKVD fox?

00:29:01 Dima.

00:29:04 I hope that she ...

00:29:05 Otherwise, why is she selling it so much?

00:29:08 Right now you can order it.

00:29:11 According to a special promo code - "Supreme God".

00:29:15 And like this.

00:29:17 Oh, and look, and the banks open.

00:29:20 And the supreme deity.

00:29:22 Now let's try on a bottle.

00:29:23 One cut, two cuts, three.

00:29:25 I answer your question.

00:29:27 Legends in Vedic astrology do not assume that they are being fucked up.

00:29:32 Therefore, such ...

00:29:34 And they should have.

00:29:36 When they came up with all this, they should have thought about it.

00:29:39 Therefore, I cannot tell you for sure.

00:29:41 But there is Rahu - the head of a dragon, and Ketu - the tail of a dragon.

00:29:46 And it is believed, according to karmic astrology, that Rahu is your soul in this life, and Ketu is your past incarnation.

00:29:54 But they are part of one whole.

00:29:55 They are part of one whole.

00:29:56 Like Buddha and Pesht.

00:29:58 Oh yes.

00:29:59 Like yesterday or today, as I say.

00:30:02 She probably thought about religion.

00:30:05 She did not understand that this is a city.

00:30:07 Oh, I got it.

00:30:09 Damn, it's hard for me today.

00:30:13 A bright representative of the intellectuals of the zodiac circle.

00:30:17 Yes, yes.

00:30:18 And it is believed that what you have sinned in the past life, as if the flow, in your language, this ...

00:30:26 In your eloquent language.

00:30:29 Okay.

00:30:31 It is transferred to this life.

00:30:33 Therefore, I will tell you now, according to Vedic astrology, just dry in the scientific remains, what is your past life.

00:30:40 Look, first question.

00:30:42 How many languages do you know?

00:30:44 You know a lot of languages.

00:30:45 Yes, well, this is ...

00:30:47 Answer to her criteria.

00:30:49 A million.

00:30:50 A million?

00:30:51 A million centuries ago, I know.

00:30:52 I know.

00:30:53 A million.

00:30:54 No, knowledge is such a moment.

00:30:57 How many languages do you know?

00:30:59 How much do you know?

00:31:00 You know too.

00:31:01 Well, I ...

00:31:03 Well, even I have to say that I confirm the stupidity.

00:31:06 A little bit tough here.

00:31:09 To explain in some language a little bit, yes, for example.

00:31:13 And to speak well in some language.

00:31:15 Well, some amount, yes.

00:31:17 Fuck, slippery.

00:31:19 Okay, look, Russian, yes.

00:31:23 But again, knowledge ...

00:31:27 Russian language is boundless in its knowledge.

00:31:31 Like all other languages.

00:31:34 Okay, Russian, English, yes.

00:31:36 I know English normally.

00:31:38 And if Spanish, I know, not ashamed.

00:31:40 French, so ...

00:31:42 Something about the chest.

00:31:46 Yes.

00:31:47 Well, Kazakh, yes, at some level.

00:31:51 And now I'm learning Arabic.

00:31:53 Look, it is necessary ...

00:31:55 Cool, damn it.

00:31:56 I'm a genius.

00:31:57 And I was a god, bam-bam.

00:31:59 And about the sultan, I don't know.

00:32:02 Seven languages, okay.

00:32:04 But you need to forget some.

00:32:06 Wait, one language Zhenya needs to forget?

00:32:08 Some.

00:32:09 Well, in general, not very involved in this.

00:32:11 I will explain why, what you want, what to do with this information.

00:32:14 It is believed that Keto in the ninth house.

00:32:17 You in the past life was a sinful traveler.

00:32:21 I am the same in this life.

00:32:24 Your karma was, so to speak, polluted in other countries.

00:32:29 Therefore ...

00:32:31 Is it difficult, Zhenya?

00:32:32 No, not difficult.

00:32:33 Just karma is polluted in other ...

00:32:35 Who?

00:32:37 What?

00:32:38 I don't even understand what it means.

00:32:40 Well, here's what we don't understand.

00:32:42 You see, it happens.

00:32:43 Just ...

00:32:44 You were a sinful traveler and a stranger.

00:32:48 Which, perhaps, well, what do you need to tell?

00:32:50 Like a Catholic crusader.

00:32:52 Yes.

00:32:54 Wait, you ...

00:32:58 I wanted to say no.

00:32:59 What you don't know, don't agree.

00:33:01 No, well, okay, okay.

00:33:02 Either you sinned, stole, killed, raped.

00:33:05 We understand.

00:33:06 Catholic crusaders.

00:33:07 Here, yes.

00:33:08 You in the past life was all there, here, other strange.

00:33:12 You messed up there, you were there, you were there, you were there, this is it.

00:33:15 And therefore, by habit, in this life you are drawn to everything foreign.

00:33:20 You probably have been here since childhood.

00:33:23 Well, a certain craving, like everyone else, for different languages in childhood.

00:33:26 Not everyone at all.

00:33:27 Here I have zero craving.

00:33:29 Well, you just passed.

00:33:32 Well, this is such a level of jokes.

00:33:34 Level of jokes.

00:33:37 Fill in the green card.

00:33:39 Level of English knowledge.

00:33:40 Level of jokes.

00:33:41 Cake.

00:33:42 Okay.

00:33:44 Suck my dick, let's say.

00:33:47 It will go.

00:33:48 Well, you understand, right?

00:33:50 Well, yes, I understand.

00:33:51 That is, your soul in this life, by habit of the old soul, knows everything foreign and it is drawn to it.

00:33:58 But this is a trap.

00:34:00 You must, on the contrary, study, yes, of course, study, because your karma in this life is karma of education.

00:34:07 You need to study endlessly, but do not focus your attention on foreign cultures.

00:34:14 Because it is believed that if you do not become intelligent until 45 years old ...

00:34:19 Oh my God, again? And this too?

00:34:21 All.

00:34:22 We will lose too many after 45.

00:34:24 Listen, for astrology, jokes, not jokes, we all are equal.

00:34:28 You are just cosmic dust.

00:34:32 Therefore, in this life you need to study, it is your karma, to receive as many different educations as possible,

00:34:39 but shift your focus, for example, on drawing.

00:34:44 What?

00:34:45 What drawing?

00:34:46 No, some exact sciences.

00:34:48 I can tell you about drawing.

00:34:50 Chemistry, physics, numismatics, something, it does not matter.

00:34:53 About drawing.

00:34:54 I have one favorite story with drawing.

00:34:56 When he was doing drawing at school, the teacher thought that I was mocking him.

00:35:00 Because I'm so bad at geometry, at some spatial thinking, to draw a volumetric figure.

00:35:09 I can not. I just break everything.

00:35:12 And she says, "You are mocking."

00:35:14 She says, "I ask for a straight line and another straight line here."

00:35:18 I say, "Once, once, not crooked."

00:35:20 She says, "Just perpendicular, can you do?"

00:35:23 I say, "Do not shout at me."

00:35:25 And she says, "He is mocking, he is mocking."

00:35:28 I was almost a perfect score, but I was never a perfect score.

00:35:32 I have many fours, but without threes.

00:35:35 And she says, "I will strive for a deduction."

00:35:38 And she goes to the principal and says, "Chebatkov, this clown, he is like on other subjects."

00:35:44 And everyone is like, "So he is an old man."

00:35:47 And I was also the president of the school.

00:35:51 He did the newspaper, but very crooked.

00:35:55 Bitch, you did it to Zhenya again.

00:35:57 Why?

00:35:58 And the principal calls me and says, "Zhenya, I did not understand."

00:36:03 And she, the principal, is very intelligent.

00:36:06 And she says, "Zhenya, I did not understand the joke. What happened?"

00:36:10 And then she comes, she says, "I can not."

00:36:12 And she is mocking.

00:36:13 And in the end we agreed that she would put me four, and I never go to drawing again.

00:36:18 And I give her a verbal oath never to design houses.

00:36:23 What kind of school is this?

00:36:26 I also cut my hand, blood, sealed it.

00:36:30 No, it was so conditional, of course.

00:36:32 But in general, this is my whole connection with some exact sciences.

00:36:37 In general, math.

00:36:38 Not yours.

00:36:39 And I.

00:36:40 Good deal.

00:36:41 We are enemies.

00:36:42 Therefore, he did not become a round excellent student, because in this phrase there is the word "circle".

00:36:46 Yes, well ...

00:36:47 It's hard for you.

00:36:49 I did not finish.

00:36:50 Yes.

00:36:51 Well, from the point of view of karmic astrology, you would be able to, you see, if you have such a straight gap, practice, on the contrary.

00:37:00 Here karma tells you that yes, we see that there are weak points.

00:37:04 That is, karma training.

00:37:05 It is easy to learn the twelfth language, it is easy for you anyway.

00:37:09 And you learn what causes you difficulty.

00:37:12 Well, maybe not drawing, but some other example.

00:37:14 And you will see that you are making some quantum leap and you will be very energetically filled.

00:37:20 And karma will say thank you.

00:37:22 Draw something.

00:37:24 Learn what causes you difficulty.

00:37:27 Zheka, you seem to be doing fine.

00:37:29 What's there?

00:37:30 Go away!

00:37:31 Get out of my room!

00:37:34 He's completely crazy.

00:37:36 He has a house.

00:37:37 Have you seen him on the walls?

00:37:39 Curved.

00:37:40 Everything is in crooked triangles.

00:37:43 Get out of my room!

00:37:46 Karma will say thank you to me one day.

00:37:48 And then a woman comes to him and says, "Hello, Vera Vasilievna, it's karma."

00:37:52 Thank you!

00:37:54 Go on!

00:37:56 And she leaves.

00:37:58 Well, think about it.

00:38:01 This was the general characteristic of Evgeny Chabotkov.

00:38:03 Let's applaud.

00:38:05 Zhenya, now we will understand what kind of intellectual you are.

00:38:11 Intellectual from the zodiac circle.

00:38:13 But I don't fit, you see.

00:38:16 You need to give the ball to Olesya or me.

00:38:19 Go on.

00:38:21 Okay.

00:38:23 So, what are we going to figure out?

00:38:25 The most interesting.

00:38:26 What is the most interesting?

00:38:28 It's love and sex. Evgeny Chabotkov.

00:38:31 Look at his eyes.

00:38:36 I didn't do that.

00:38:38 What are you talking about?

00:38:39 It's a card game.

00:38:41 Olesya, I'm not doing anything.

00:38:45 It doesn't affect me.

00:38:47 So what am I doing?

00:38:49 Olesya.

00:38:51 Olesya.

00:38:52 Let's go.

00:38:53 The moon is in the Ark, Venus is in the 9th house.

00:38:56 What do I want to say here?

00:38:58 I think everything is clear.

00:39:00 Everything is clear to us already.

00:39:02 The moon and Venus are planets that denote Mars.

00:39:05 More about it a little later.

00:39:06 Sensual aspects of your natal card.

00:39:08 These are planets that have something to do with love and sex.

00:39:13 Now I'm going to show you what you have there.

00:39:16 What can you see at once?

00:39:18 This is a southern layout.

00:39:19 Yes, a southern layout.

00:39:21 Venus has a lot of aspects.

00:39:24 Venus has a lot of aspects.

00:39:31 This is Venus, the sextile moon, Mercury, Venus, Venus, Venus, Mars, Uranus.

00:39:36 This is the first time I see Venus so far away from a person.

00:39:42 This means that a person is all about it.

00:39:47 It's difficult, difficult, difficult.

00:39:49 Because it's science.

00:39:51 Science.

00:39:52 In you.

00:39:54 Yes, yes.

00:39:55 Very much.

00:39:56 I came to the lecture with my friend in the back row.

00:40:00 They will write it in the comments.

00:40:03 Yes.

00:40:04 Look, Venus is responsible for love.

00:40:07 It turns out that you have a lot of feelings inside.

00:40:10 But what's the problem?

00:40:11 You are very clumsy and shy to express them.

00:40:15 Because your Venus is in exile.

00:40:19 This is the hardest position.

00:40:24 This is one of the hardest positions for Venus.

00:40:26 Yes, she gives a burnt Venus a talent.

00:40:29 But how hard it is for a person in love, only I and only you know.

00:40:32 Because it's your mental map.

00:40:34 The main feeling that a person has when he tries to express his feelings is shame.

00:40:40 It's shyness.

00:40:42 Such a man is always stuck.

00:40:44 He knows Spanish, right?

00:40:46 Such a man is always a little bit stuck in love.

00:40:52 He is not easy.

00:40:54 He can flirt, show us his eyeballs.

00:40:59 But we...

00:41:02 Do you want me to show you something?

00:41:06 Mork-mork.

00:41:08 But in all this, it feels like it's all happening through a glass flask.

00:41:13 It's all a little bit stuck.

00:41:16 I feel it. I don't know about you.

00:41:18 Will you agree with me?

00:41:20 Olesya.

00:41:22 I like the beginning.

00:41:23 Everything is very foggy.

00:41:25 Okay, let's do it this way.

00:41:26 As if you have common characteristics.

00:41:28 No.

00:41:29 Does it happen that you want to hug a person tactfully?

00:41:33 You want to do it inside.

00:41:35 But you are shy.

00:41:37 You put a lot of analytics into the sphere of feelings.

00:41:41 You don't understand?

00:41:43 I understand.

00:41:45 Everyone does it.

00:41:47 Everyone does it.

00:41:48 People weigh up how normal it is.

00:41:52 And how much a person is against a postcard.

00:41:55 And how much... You don't just come up to a person, you don't hug him, you don't touch him.

00:41:59 No, even to your loved ones.

00:42:01 To your relatives.

00:42:04 Sometimes you want to hug, but it seems like it causes inner shame in you.

00:42:11 It's like that.

00:42:13 Olesya is indescribable.

00:42:18 No.

00:42:19 Olesya, hypnotic look.

00:42:22 It's like you and all the stars are looking at me.

00:42:26 It doesn't seem to me.

00:42:28 It seems to us.

00:42:30 Like this.

00:42:32 And you - one.

00:42:33 This man is not very romantic.

00:42:36 You have to be careful with gifts.

00:42:38 Because a girl is a sign of rationality, logistics.

00:42:43 Everything should be clear and understandable.

00:42:45 So, what kind of romance is it?

00:42:47 It's better not to expect spontaneous gifts from such men, romantic jokes.

00:42:53 Because such a person can give a shit.

00:42:56 One question.

00:42:58 One question.

00:42:59 Yes.

00:43:00 Okay.

00:43:01 But if he is so logical and calculates everything, then on the contrary, he should make a super cool romance.

00:43:07 Because he calculates everything.

00:43:08 Evgeniy?

00:43:09 I prefer to make an expensive gift than an unexpected one.

00:43:14 We love you for this, Zhenya.

00:43:17 You?

00:43:22 I say, she is like a member of the women's team.

00:43:25 No, but in this case, I and the astrological community.

00:43:29 Why is it so funny to you?

00:43:31 They were an astrological channel at first, and now we are all a community.

00:43:35 By the way, they took me there.

00:43:37 Where?

00:43:38 To the astrological community.

00:43:39 Have they already taken you?

00:43:40 Not yet.

00:43:41 Do you work on it?

00:43:42 Yes.

00:43:43 And something else?

00:43:44 No.

00:43:45 Okay.

00:43:46 Then you better take them here.

00:43:48 Maybe.

00:43:49 Well, expensive gifts.

00:43:51 Yes, you are great.

00:43:53 But it is better to have this expensive gift announced in advance.

00:43:57 It is easier for you to know what you want.

00:44:00 And she says, "Yes, Aisyn, you give something."

00:44:03 And you specifically buy.

00:44:05 A vacuum cleaner.

00:44:06 And if you decided to buy something expensive yourself, then you will not be able to buy it.

00:44:11 Something expensive?

00:44:12 It's not even about material things, but about spontaneously coming there to pour roses, candles, flowers.

00:44:18 Do you do that?

00:44:19 No.

00:44:20 Who does that?

00:44:21 A lot of people.

00:44:22 I am not a fake woman.

00:44:24 Absolutely not a fake woman.

00:44:28 It's too much.

00:44:30 What do you mean?

00:44:31 Okay.

00:44:32 But it's elementary.

00:44:33 Come there, some cute, romantic things.

00:44:35 You see, it's not about material things, but something nice, romantic, cute.

00:44:41 It's like a little bit, just a little bit, a little bit, contradicts the deep man's inside.

00:44:54 It's much more romantic that you brought her the carcass of a killed animal.

00:45:01 And she is like, "Hooray, how much meat in our cave."

00:45:05 Here is the romantic, manly.

00:45:08 Yes.

00:45:09 That is, for such a man, romance is something that you can pinch, eat, sit down on, on something else.

00:45:18 That is, specific material, rational things.

00:45:21 Yes.

00:45:22 This, Zhenya, is called the absence of romanticism.

00:45:24 We finish the shooting.

00:45:28 There will be a place where you will leave.

00:45:31 No, look, have you never done romanticism?

00:45:34 Have you never read poems?

00:45:35 Have you never dedicated a rap track?

00:45:37 I...

00:45:38 Hello?

00:45:39 Are you here?

00:45:40 Hello?

00:45:41 Do you remember these from the zeroes?

00:45:42 Hello?

00:45:43 Hello, it's raining, I remember you.

00:45:45 Why are you calling me?

00:45:47 Don't call me.

00:45:48 Yes, I love you.

00:45:51 That's it, bye.

00:45:52 She left me, and I was in the rain all the time.

00:45:56 I think I did this many times in my past life.

00:46:02 No, I think such things take place at the age of 18.

00:46:06 I think, and I'm not an exception to everyone.

00:46:08 Well, some such impulses.

00:46:10 And when the money appears?

00:46:11 Well, yes.

00:46:12 There you don't do it.

00:46:14 We record everything.

00:46:16 She's not the only one here, by the way.

00:46:19 I see.

00:46:20 I understand, you have a wonderful position in this, but it is devoid of romanticism.

00:46:25 Look, for example, if a man has a veneer in fish or in scales, such a man shows his love in a different way.

00:46:32 Do you think that love can be shown only through material things?

00:46:35 Yes.

00:46:36 That's it.

00:46:38 And many men who...

00:46:40 You're scaring me.

00:46:41 Me?

00:46:42 Yes.

00:46:43 I didn't do that.

00:46:45 But if you think so...

00:46:46 I'm just concentrated.

00:46:47 If you think so, it doesn't mean that this is the truth, you know?

00:46:52 Oh, it's controversial.

00:46:54 Next.

00:46:55 Such a man, despite his appearance being very stable, is, by the way, a big delusion.

00:47:01 Let's put it this way.

00:47:02 Virgins are the most stifled signs of the zodiac.

00:47:05 This is absolutely true.

00:47:06 You put something into this epithet.

00:47:07 Yes, very, very wide.

00:47:08 You put something into this scientific epithet.

00:47:10 Well, if we're talking about a case and a case, then they really...

00:47:14 If their mood changes, there is some rational reason for this.

00:47:18 If the mood...

00:47:19 There is a little connection with twins, in my opinion.

00:47:21 If a man's mood changes, a virgin's mood, and a virgin's mood in general,

00:47:25 sometimes there is no explanation for this from the outside.

00:47:27 So, here, Yevgeny may have such a situation that today he loves, tomorrow he doesn't love.

00:47:33 He won't say about it, but he will wake up with it, will get into it,

00:47:36 will go to a psychologist and will live it through and will pretend that nothing happened.

00:47:41 Zhenya, do you have such a thing?

00:47:42 Well...

00:47:43 No, of course there are differences.

00:47:45 But there are no reasons.

00:47:46 No reasons.

00:47:47 Yes, absolutely.

00:47:48 We're interested in differences in love.

00:47:50 Well, of course, yes, they happen.

00:47:53 But it's just a temporary state, they just roll up.

00:47:57 And he will live in this state all his life.

00:48:00 That's what men of the virginity should be afraid of.

00:48:03 And his life is short, if he is 45.

00:48:05 He won't do it.

00:48:06 He won't open a drawing studio.

00:48:10 A tense aspect, a square.

00:48:14 A square?

00:48:15 Don't say that!

00:48:17 Why did you do it?

00:48:19 Zhenya, no square.

00:48:21 That's it, an oval, maximum.

00:48:23 Venus, Mars.

00:48:28 A tense aspect, a square.

00:48:30 Why? We asked you!

00:48:33 Zhenya, calm down, calm down.

00:48:35 Thank you, Dima.

00:48:36 Venus, a square, that's it, get up, Mars.

00:48:39 I flew.

00:48:41 This tells us that such a tense aspect.

00:48:43 Despite the fact that a person is objectively very attractive,

00:48:48 men with such a position can have problems with the opposite sex from an early age.

00:48:55 I dare to assume that you have been raped here.

00:49:00 Or what kind of problems?

00:49:04 You didn't use the strong popularity of girls at school.

00:49:08 Yes.

00:49:09 At school I did a lot of things.

00:49:14 Some football, hockey, activities.

00:49:18 It wasn't a big problem, but at school I was generally ...

00:49:25 Only from the first year of university I had girls, dates.

00:49:32 At school I didn't have it at all.

00:49:34 But you are a late bloomer.

00:49:36 Yes.

00:49:37 Scientific term.

00:49:39 Moreover, I never had ...

00:49:42 I would even say that before the first year of university I didn't have any girlfriends to talk to.

00:49:48 I was always in a male team.

00:49:51 I'm still like that with girls.

00:49:54 I'm on the set of the game.

00:49:57 Zhenya at the first year of university.

00:49:59 But it looks like me.

00:50:01 Shoes, shoes.

00:50:03 Woman.

00:50:05 We will kiss.

00:50:07 I'm a football.

00:50:11 You are a sewing.

00:50:13 Loving us, friend.

00:50:16 Very similar.

00:50:19 Seriously?

00:50:20 Very similar.

00:50:21 Very similar.

00:50:22 Oh my God.

00:50:24 What are you doing on the set of the game?

00:50:25 I'm on the set of the game.

00:50:26 I always go to the backstage.

00:50:28 I'm watching the women's locker room.

00:50:30 On particularly lucky days.

00:50:32 I have a load, as you know, not the biggest on this project.

00:50:38 I go with New Yoom, talk between teams.

00:50:41 And with all my huge sympathy for the women's team,

00:50:45 the most difficult dialogue with the representatives of this team is always.

00:50:51 Tell me why.

00:50:52 They are not here.

00:50:59 You know, doctor, I think they are in this room.

00:51:04 We will discuss.

00:51:06 They are in this room now.

00:51:08 No, it's not a conflict.

00:51:12 You are uncomfortable.

00:51:13 Not comfortable.

00:51:14 Yes, they are all like this.

00:51:17 Women.

00:51:18 I don't even understand how to behave.

00:51:21 How did you show our business card?

00:51:28 Bow.

00:51:30 Are you serious?

00:51:32 Are you kidding me?

00:51:34 I feel like a clown in this conversation.

00:51:43 Okay, okay, let's go.

00:51:47 Good games.

00:51:49 You can't even communicate with a redhead.

00:51:51 Not really.

00:51:55 It turns out that you admit that you have it.

00:51:59 You understand that not everyone.

00:52:00 I'm talking to Zhenya.

00:52:01 Dima, on the contrary, is very comfortable.

00:52:03 Hi, Oksana.

00:52:04 I feel it in women's companies.

00:52:07 Always chained.

00:52:09 You understand that the problem is in you.

00:52:11 I wouldn't look for extremes here.

00:52:15 Yes.

00:52:16 But if it went, of course.

00:52:18 I just don't have much experience in communicating with a woman.

00:52:25 I don't talk much with a woman.

00:52:28 What is it about?

00:52:29 It's all in your business card.

00:52:31 Do you understand it now?

00:52:32 Yes.

00:52:33 Fool.

00:52:34 It's because you didn't fuck before the university.

00:52:38 It's only in the business card.

00:52:40 I won't worry about it.

00:52:42 Okay.

00:52:43 I know everything.

00:52:44 And on my card there should be 100 000 rubles or I'll tell everything.

00:52:51 Tomorrow this information will be in the media.

00:52:53 Here is my number on the card.

00:52:55 Read Zetek and turn around.

00:52:56 Oh.

00:52:59 That's it, Zhenya, relax.

00:53:01 Now it will be such a difficult stage.

00:53:02 Then it will be easier.

00:53:03 Then it will be easier.

00:53:04 It's like a little bit, as if, as if, no.

00:53:06 What?

00:53:07 It's a little bit difficult.

00:53:08 It's hard.

00:53:09 Let's support Zhenya.

00:53:10 Let's support him.

00:53:11 Come on, come on.

00:53:12 Zhenya, that's it.

00:53:13 What a good boy you are.

00:53:14 Let's talk about pleasant things.

00:53:15 Do you have a house?

00:53:16 I have.

00:53:19 That's it.

00:53:20 Because for such a man a house has a colossal importance.

00:53:24 And I dare to assume that as soon as you started to have money, no, no, and you did,

00:53:29 the first thing you did was to put it on the house.

00:53:33 Your, your replies.

00:53:37 Oles, stop hitting me under the table.

00:53:41 Well, rather, yes.

00:53:43 That's it.

00:53:44 Well, you mean to say that a house, well, like all people, is a place that has a meaning in life.

00:53:50 Yes, it's an important place for a person.

00:53:53 For Zhenya and for a man with such a position, it's not just an important place, it's a sacred place.

00:53:59 It's like a shell in which he comes in and, how to say, wraps around and lives.

00:54:06 He was taken for a turtle's voice.

00:54:08 Yes.

00:54:09 We need a person whose house is like a shell.

00:54:12 Yes.

00:54:13 There is such a person.

00:54:14 So, there is a man for whom a house is just a place of pleasant meetings.

00:54:19 I think you don't really like to invite people to visit you.

00:54:22 Because it's a private place, that is, for you, for the person who lives with you, and no more.

00:54:28 Well, yes, of course.

00:54:31 What do you mean, of course?

00:54:32 Do you think you're adding "of course" to everyone's list?

00:54:35 Do you think you do this and everyone believes you?

00:54:38 No, I love ... I have a lot of people around me, I love to invite guests, but with a clear time limit.

00:54:48 Well, we didn't doubt that.

00:54:50 No, you invite a person and say, "Come to me from 6 to 9."

00:54:55 Well, it indicates your great busyness, most likely, right?

00:54:58 You want to sleep, to be cool on set.

00:55:01 Well, as a rule, yes.

00:55:02 But you don't say, "Come to me at 6."

00:55:05 Forever.

00:55:06 Forever, yes.

00:55:07 And it's like ...

00:55:08 Well, it's strange to say in two hours, by the way, it's probably time.

00:55:11 No, you say from the beginning, "From 6 to 8."

00:55:14 Yes?

00:55:15 How great!

00:55:16 Well, no, Jen, yes, it's a strange fucking.

00:55:19 Sorry, you opened me.

00:55:24 Listen, come from 6 to 19.42, 30.45.

00:55:27 I could, but I didn't even find zero arguments why not.

00:55:31 Come to me from 6 to 6.45.

00:55:34 No, but ...

00:55:35 Tea will be hot only at this time.

00:55:37 I walk the same way, I say, "And from how many to how many, if you have guests, from how many to how many?"

00:55:43 I came to you until 15.30.

00:55:45 Uh-huh.

00:55:46 I remind you that this ...

00:55:47 Who does this?

00:55:49 Why are you so strange?

00:55:52 You scare me.

00:55:54 And you don't say yet, "We will be with you from 30 to 42."

00:56:02 Get out.

00:56:04 From 2 to 45, because he can't draw.

00:56:06 Then I start drawing.

00:56:07 And Venus in 9, of course, she loves clarity, order and all that, but it already comes to marasmus.

00:56:12 No, it's just that otherwise there will be chaos.

00:56:15 Everyone will sit at each other's guests and no one will go anywhere.

00:56:21 Really strange.

00:56:27 Fuck, how strange.

00:56:29 Zhenya, I understand you.

00:56:32 I have it all already recorded.

00:56:34 You understand, it's not you who is strange.

00:56:36 You were just born that way.

00:56:38 I walked here and I didn't think I was strange.

00:56:40 But agree, the hits are still clear.

00:56:43 You have 0 matches with the audience.

00:56:45 Stop. Does it seem normal to someone?

00:56:47 Yes.

00:56:48 No.

00:56:49 At least one man.

00:56:51 Men and girls, of course.

00:56:53 My brother.

00:56:58 So, let's talk about Zhenya's sex.

00:57:01 Let's talk.

00:57:02 Finally.

00:57:03 By the way, Zhenya, how much and how many times do you have sex?

00:57:05 And there, too, according to the schedule, I'm sure.

00:57:08 Olesya.

00:57:11 Zhenya has Mars in the twins in the 8th house.

00:57:15 But we always remember about Venus in 9, it's the key meaning.

00:57:19 We don't forget Venus.

00:57:20 What is Venus in 9 called?

00:57:21 Yes, it's such an important link that reflects Evgenia's intimate life.

00:57:26 What does it tell us?

00:57:28 Such a person in his head can fuck everyone.

00:57:31 Olesya, I'm sorry, I'm in my head, too.

00:57:37 It's like Pozner said about himself at one time.

00:57:40 Such a mental womanizer.

00:57:42 You understand, right?

00:57:44 He fucked everyone in his head, flirted with everyone, talked to everyone.

00:57:48 Mars in twins is always ...

00:57:50 Here sexual energy is manifested through communication.

00:57:54 But it is necessary to reach physical intimacy.

00:57:57 Not because he is so good, but because it is stupidly elementary sloppiness.

00:58:06 A difficult moment, yes.

00:58:12 Such a person, he wants to disperse his energy.

00:58:16 Because Mars in the 8th house gives us sinful vows, whatever you tell me.

00:58:20 These are still such special fruits.

00:58:23 But he will not go to the physical side.

00:58:26 Moreover, he is a demon, he is faithful to his principles.

00:58:28 Therefore, he will fuck everyone in his head, but physically he will go to sleep to one.

00:58:32 But some flirts, likes, communication, some movements on the Internet.

00:58:37 We love it, we practice it.

00:58:39 It's like a sublimation of your sexual energy.

00:58:42 Yes.

00:58:43 We do not judge.

00:58:44 Wait, let's ask.

00:58:47 Is it distracting or not?

00:58:49 Well, probably in some sense ...

00:58:52 Did you spend all the money on Instagram?

00:58:55 Are you ...

00:58:56 The Instagram money is over.

00:58:57 There is no more, that's it.

00:58:58 Only this shit.

00:59:00 We understand.

00:59:06 No, tell me.

00:59:09 Does it distract you?

00:59:11 You can say, but you do not see, do not read in the eyes.

00:59:14 Look, the fact that you do not answer means that you are starting to take it seriously.

00:59:20 Do you understand?

00:59:21 Yes, well, really.

00:59:23 Yes, then everything is distracted.

00:59:25 Thank you for this.

00:59:27 When such pressure begins, you are just like, "What? What?"

00:59:31 Really, now I understand how gypsies earn.

00:59:35 Zhenya, calm down.

00:59:37 Everything is fine.

00:59:38 We do not judge you for this.

00:59:40 Well, such a situation, such a person was born.

00:59:42 We just say everything as it is here.

00:59:44 Everything is perfect.

00:59:45 What else do I want to say about Eugene's intimate life?

00:59:48 Say, what are we going to do with your porn?

00:59:52 Post, Olesya, of course.

00:59:55 March in twins in the eighth house.

00:59:58 Well, Zhenya, you have a lot of it in your life.

01:00:01 Zhenya, well, where?

01:00:03 These are porn-addicted people.

01:00:05 Like Kanye West. I know Kanye West is porn-addicted.

01:00:08 Zhenya is porn-addicted.

01:00:09 That is, I'm like Kanye West.

01:00:10 Say, how?

01:00:11 Come on, you're like Kanye West.

01:00:12 That's it.

01:00:13 Are you so pleased?

01:00:14 Yes.

01:00:15 Such people, they are porn-addicted.

01:00:16 They can, it is better for them to watch porn than to really do real love sex.

01:00:22 They know all the categories.

01:00:24 They are very good at it.

01:00:26 TOP 5 of your favorite categories.

01:00:28 Hentai, Tentaclick, dwarfs and one-armed women.

01:00:33 Well, well.

01:00:36 Attack in the dark.

01:00:37 And the fifth, the fifth, the fifth.

01:00:39 And the fifth is fake taxi.

01:00:41 Yes!

01:00:42 Well done.

01:00:43 Good taste.

01:00:45 Yes, well, well, like this.

01:00:49 Like this, there is such a person.

01:00:53 But Zhenya, you have to understand that this is dangerous for you.

01:00:56 Because then ...

01:00:57 You're all in the dust, you're shaking.

01:01:00 Well, you can't.

01:01:01 Well, what are you, how do you not understand?

01:01:05 Then you will be disappointed in life.

01:01:07 That is, you have seen everything, and you look, you are very bored with porn, and in life it turns out ...

01:01:13 It's him, he is searching for the thousandth page in Pornhub.

01:01:17 He can't find it.

01:01:19 And in life, then everything turns out to be wrong.

01:01:22 And it can lead you to disappointment, sadness, yes.

01:01:26 That is, you understand ...

01:01:28 Damn, you've knocked me down with all the mood.

01:01:34 And I think, why did we have to stand?

01:01:36 So, the show started normally.

01:01:39 Well, what?

01:01:42 What will you say?

01:01:43 Zhenya can't watch porn?

01:01:44 Well, he cleans.

01:01:45 What will you say?

01:01:47 Zhenya.

01:01:48 I ...

01:01:49 Listen, well, I never thought that this was a problem, maybe.

01:01:54 Like, I ...

01:01:55 Well, I'm stupid to say, like, "I never watch porn, never see."

01:01:59 But I don't think, until it was in my life, like, part of my routine, some kind of, I'm sorry.

01:02:05 That I'm such a concert, porn, the next concert.

01:02:09 And you watch it on time?

01:02:11 Porn movie.

01:02:12 Of course.

01:02:13 Every Friday at 20.00.

01:02:15 On TNT!

01:02:17 Well, a little bit, stop, right?

01:02:20 Here.

01:02:24 It was "Love and Sex" by Evgeny Chepotkov.

01:02:27 It was "Love and Sex" by Evgeny Chepotkov.

01:02:30 Zhenya.

01:02:31 Well, come on.

01:02:33 Applause.

01:02:36 It's not about you, right, Zhenya?

01:02:39 No, a lot about me.

01:02:41 "Career and Money" by Evgeny Chepotkov.

01:02:43 Very often in the natal chart there are such positions, which, as it were, initially say that a person is doomed to success.

01:02:54 And here there were no such gifts of fate.

01:02:57 Well, that is, they are as a starting opportunity for Evgeny, that is, his intellect, his talent, and so on.

01:03:03 But there were no such absolutely successful, some kind of cheating moments.

01:03:07 That is, Zhenya achieved everything himself.

01:03:09 Sounds like a rap track so far.

01:03:11 I made it to the bottom, no one believed me.

01:03:15 Then I worked, then no one believed.

01:03:18 And at some point I'm on this stage.

01:03:22 And most importantly, it's not because I have stars in my head, it's because Mercury is in the masses, but I worked.

01:03:29 Well, something like that.

01:03:31 Put it on the beat, please.

01:03:33 What does Evgeny have? He has the strongest Mercury.

01:03:38 Not only is it Mercury at 9, that is, Mercury is here at home, he is good, he is comfortable.

01:03:43 So, this is also Mercury, the union of Venus.

01:03:46 That is, this is the strongest intellectual.

01:03:48 A person here is completely ...

01:03:50 Do you remember how I guessed Scorpio?

01:03:52 Of course.

01:03:53 I can also tell you how a cow talks.

01:03:57 Zhenya, honestly, you are really very smart.

01:04:00 Such a person with a text for you.

01:04:02 He speaks beautifully, he writes brilliantly, he reads a lot, loves to do it.

01:04:06 That is, you were born already kapets how smart.

01:04:08 These are encyclopedic knowledge.

01:04:11 You were born kapets how smart.

01:04:13 You mother-in-law came up and said, "I'm a son."

01:04:15 Mother, not like that, mother.

01:04:16 Everything in English.

01:04:17 Yes, not like that.

01:04:18 Stop.

01:04:19 One minute.

01:04:20 Such a person is not in a hurry in all his creative affairs.

01:04:22 He better chooses some tactics.

01:04:25 This is more like a walker at a long distance.

01:04:28 He loves to work a lot.

01:04:30 That is, it's really fucking hard work.

01:04:33 The timbre is sexy.

01:04:35 So this is what it looks like.

01:04:36 This is really fucking hard work.

01:04:38 Well, this is a fact.

01:04:40 And no one says.

01:04:41 "Sit at home, fuck the chick, do as the poet Lyokha Nikonov told me."

01:04:45 "Robo-robo-robo-robo-striped."

01:04:47 No, another.

01:04:49 Their speech is exquisite.

01:04:51 The timbre is very sexy.

01:04:53 From Neuts.

01:04:55 She learned this not from all your projects.

01:04:58 No, just cards.

01:05:00 Stars.

01:05:01 I really don't think he needs any comments.

01:05:03 It's obvious.

01:05:04 What else is there?

01:05:05 Mercury is the union of Venus.

01:05:07 That is, all the activity of such people must be based on love.

01:05:11 And all creativity is done according to the principle of harmony, noble and kind conquests.

01:05:15 That is, I think if we are talking about money,

01:05:18 without any agreement with your inner harmonious principles,

01:05:22 you will not be interested in it.

01:05:24 Money, money, money.

01:05:26 It's not your topic, I think.

01:05:28 Well, I hope so, not mine.

01:05:31 I didn't chase money.

01:05:33 They, damn it, are chasing me.

01:05:35 God, he speaks with tracks from the album.

01:05:40 I would not recommend going to the cold call here.

01:05:44 I just thought, I was just going to.

01:05:48 Don't switch, wait, this is Evgeny Chebatkov.

01:05:52 Get off the slag baum in your apartment.

01:05:54 Maybe it will be a drag, but don't.

01:05:58 Okay, I understand.

01:05:59 There is no soul, it is not necessary.

01:06:00 A weak place for such people, they are categorically unable to lose.

01:06:04 If it happens to them, it's like a serpent on eggs.

01:06:08 They can fall into depression, they can be very long-term.

01:06:12 It would seem like a trifle, but it can cause deep worries.

01:06:16 He can't lose.

01:06:17 Yes.

01:06:18 That's why the game was closed.

01:06:20 Evgeny found out that he didn't participate there.

01:06:22 What do you mean, wait?

01:06:23 Red communion.

01:06:24 I would not be able to participate there.

01:06:26 I generally admire all of you who participated in the game,

01:06:30 participate in concerts.

01:06:31 I really admire.

01:06:32 Without irony.

01:06:33 I don't understand how you do it.

01:06:36 I don't understand how to participate in a project, in any, where at the end they say,

01:06:40 "So, I think it's shit."

01:06:44 I would say, "Hey, fuck, come out, do it yourself."

01:06:48 I would like to know how I would feel when I failed.

01:06:57 But there is no such opportunity yet.

01:06:59 BAM!

01:07:00 Lord, this is who will revive the Versus.

01:07:02 Thank God, he found himself.

01:07:04 Our rap messiah.

01:07:06 Can I tell a story?

01:07:09 Tell everything.

01:07:10 Everything up to 15.30.

01:07:12 At the university, they were choosing a professor, you know, a position.

01:07:18 And I remember that I was like, "I will be a professor."

01:07:21 And a dude from a parallel group was also nominated.

01:07:24 We had two candidates.

01:07:26 And some assets were voted there.

01:07:28 It was the second year.

01:07:30 And I remember that they started to vote.

01:07:33 And we have an equal number.

01:07:35 And there is one guy left, who is my university friend already.

01:07:40 But he is a classmate of my opponent.

01:07:43 They have been together since the first grade.

01:07:44 This is also a track.

01:07:45 And they are close to him.

01:07:47 I say, "It all depends on you now."

01:07:51 And he is like, "Yes, bro, we have been friends with you for two years, but with him, you know, from kindergarten.

01:07:56 I hope you won't be offended."

01:07:58 And he went and voted for him.

01:08:00 And he was chosen.

01:08:01 And he comes out and says, "I am very grateful.

01:08:04 Wow, what a knockout we had.

01:08:07 But I am happy to invite Zheka to my team, to Proforg, so that we can do it together for the good of the faculty."

01:08:14 I say, "I am grateful, goodbye."

01:08:17 I am no longer at one faculty meeting.

01:08:23 I don't do anything.

01:08:24 Moreover, at the next sports events I took part in sports activities for another faculty.

01:08:32 A month?

01:08:35 Yes, yes.

01:08:36 I say, "Yes, yes, what?"

01:08:37 They are like, "Damn, why are you running for the PPMK, for applied mathematics and cybernetics?"

01:08:43 I say, "It just happened, dudes.

01:08:47 You lost me."

01:08:48 I say, "Yo, yo.

01:08:49 Life is a cruel bitch, but you have to be able to deal with it."

01:08:54 Evgeny Chebakov.

01:08:55 Evgeny Chebakov.

01:08:56 And Jason Statham.

01:08:57 Yes.

01:08:58 Don't take it so seriously.

01:09:00 Because you have such a tense aspect.

01:09:03 And it is clear that Mercury in the Virgo is reflected in this.

01:09:07 Especially we have Mercury in the Venus connection.

01:09:10 But try to treat failures more easily.

01:09:13 Perhaps you need to lose once on purpose and see what will happen to you at that moment.

01:09:17 Perhaps it's not so scary.

01:09:19 What else?

01:09:20 Say it out loud.

01:09:23 It's easy to do it there.

01:09:26 What else do we recommend to you with your position?

01:09:30 You, since you have a very overloaded Mercury and you need to unload it, relax a little,

01:09:35 you definitely need a day when you fuck Val.

01:09:39 Olesya will tell you where to find it.

01:09:42 Olesya, my God, how do you always insert such things unexpectedly?

01:09:46 That is, this is the day when you do nothing.

01:09:50 Just relax.

01:09:51 Just do nothing.

01:09:52 Watch the Reels, spit in the ceiling, just talk to someone, watch stupid TV shows.

01:09:57 That is, do not strain yourself at all.

01:10:00 Like, these are the days when I record audiobooks.

01:10:02 You just sit there and ...

01:10:03 No.

01:10:04 This is also intellectual activity.

01:10:05 Can you do nothing?

01:10:07 Well, like now?

01:10:09 This is you at work.

01:10:11 Yes, well ...

01:10:12 I'm just with you, in a pleasant company.

01:10:14 But still, this is part of ...

01:10:16 All around here are my friends.

01:10:18 I'm in a pleasant company.

01:10:19 I'm not a fucking ball.

01:10:21 And a slug.

01:10:23 But there is a difficulty with this.

01:10:25 You need to try to give yourself a little rebellion.

01:10:28 Just be late somewhere on purpose.

01:10:30 Plan.

01:10:31 Let me in.

01:10:32 Plan this, yes.

01:10:33 Get drunk.

01:10:34 Yes.

01:10:35 Ah.

01:10:36 Share in the yard.

01:10:37 Did you ever fight?

01:10:39 I fought, yes.

01:10:40 At least with a shadow.

01:10:43 That's what you are.

01:10:45 You are a very good boy.

01:10:47 But you need to understand a little ...

01:10:49 Of course, good.

01:10:50 Some kind of eroticism will come to you.

01:10:52 That is, you need to stir up a little bit of mercury.

01:10:56 You see, we have no fire in almost any planet.

01:10:59 We need to artificially give it out.

01:11:01 Do you understand, Zhenya?

01:11:02 Therefore, eroticism.

01:11:03 Steal something in the store.

01:11:04 That is, to do some things beyond your moral boundaries.

01:11:09 I would recommend it to you.

01:11:10 But it's funny, by the way, what Olesya is saying now.

01:11:12 Because I can't even cross the road to the red light.

01:11:17 Because you don't want to be beaten, maybe?

01:11:19 Yes, yes.

01:11:20 But I mean on an empty street or somewhere else.

01:11:22 I'm always ... I'm very, you know ...

01:11:26 Yes.

01:11:27 You like to save lives.

01:11:29 Yes, yes.

01:11:30 This is my hobby.

01:11:31 Listen, I'm the same, by the way.

01:11:32 Klim Sanych.

01:11:33 I forgot what his name is.

01:11:37 Hryu-hryu-hryu.

01:11:38 Yes.

01:11:39 Hryu-hryu-hryu.

01:11:40 This is our boyish.

01:11:43 Yes.

01:11:44 Not like your butylions.

01:11:45 Okay.

01:11:46 Well, Zhenya, try it.

01:11:47 Yes.

01:11:48 We need to add a little rebellion to life.

01:11:50 And you will feel that you are having fun.

01:11:52 And you will be very energetically filled with it.

01:11:56 Just relax.

01:11:57 Is there any crazy thing you've done?

01:12:00 Oh my God.

01:12:02 Crazy.

01:12:03 I promised that I would sit with a friend until 7.30 pm.

01:12:06 But I allowed him to sit until 7.35 pm.

01:12:09 Well, Zhenya, I'm sorry.

01:12:12 No crazy.

01:12:13 Something in college or school.

01:12:15 In short, my friend came to Moscow.

01:12:20 Asha Prince.

01:12:21 Do you know such a rapper?

01:12:22 I would love you, but no.

01:12:24 I would not love you, it's impossible.

01:12:26 We don't know anyway.

01:12:28 We were flying away with goosebumps.

01:12:30 It's the same.

01:12:31 You know.

01:12:32 No, I just finished.

01:12:34 This is also a trick.

01:12:36 Prince, forgive me, please.

01:12:38 And he had a concert.

01:12:39 I secretly flew to him on stage.

01:12:42 We read a track on stage together.

01:12:44 You're crazy.

01:12:46 You're bad.

01:12:47 You would also change his songs in order.

01:12:50 But we planned it in advance and rehearsed.

01:12:54 Let's talk about your money.

01:12:56 The second house is the house of money.

01:12:58 It is located in Trelitsa.

01:13:00 If we want to know how much money a man has, we look at the aspect of Jupiter.

01:13:04 Here is Jupiter in the ninth house.

01:13:06 What does it say?

01:13:08 Such a person with finances is very lucky.

01:13:10 In financial affairs, this is a lucky man.

01:13:13 Here, the profit depends on what?

01:13:16 It depends solely on how a person can present himself competently and on his expertise.

01:13:21 Such people earn money on what cannot be touched.

01:13:25 This is never manual labor.

01:13:27 This is knowledge.

01:13:30 In Trelitsa, we always have an education.

01:13:34 This can be courses, creativity.

01:13:36 This is all that is not tangible.

01:13:38 But people with such a position can sell it very well.

01:13:42 Therefore, there is a lot of money here.

01:13:45 People love money.

01:13:46 Jupiter in the ninth house is a lucky indicator.

01:13:48 What will suit here?

01:13:50 What courses?

01:13:51 Do you have a course?

01:13:52 No, not at all.

01:13:54 Maybe English lessons?

01:13:57 What else is there?

01:13:59 You could teach at the university.

01:14:01 In general, creativity is also related to this.

01:14:03 In the sphere, everything is correct.

01:14:05 You study and study.

01:14:06 But since you still have a lot of money in the third house,

01:14:08 here on the natal chart it says that a person should teach.

01:14:12 These may not be courses, because they have a gypsy color.

01:14:15 But really go to the university department.

01:14:18 It will be very useful for a person.

01:14:20 But not ...

01:14:21 Not drawing.

01:14:23 I remember that.

01:14:24 Come on, Zhenya, what do you think about it?

01:14:26 Do you have money?

01:14:28 In general, I never had any problems with money.

01:14:33 You are a money magnate.

01:14:34 I don't know.

01:14:35 At such moments, Rusul taught me ...

01:14:37 Well, not to fuck up.

01:14:39 He showed me one trick.

01:14:44 How to make people ...

01:14:47 It seems that you are a little pompous, but everyone starts to regret you.

01:14:50 You say, "Why does God test me like this?

01:14:53 Why does he give me so much money?"

01:14:55 Oh, you're poor.

01:14:57 God, what to do with this money?

01:14:59 I don't know where God tests me like this.

01:15:02 That's all. These were the careers of money.

01:15:04 Evgenia Chebatkova. Let's applaud.

01:15:06 Zhenya, you need to make a choice.

01:15:08 The position is clear.

01:15:11 The demon Evgenia Chebatkova.

01:15:12 Applause.

01:15:13 We have a black moon.

01:15:18 This is a fictitious point.

01:15:20 Lilith is a shooter in the first house of Evgenia.

01:15:24 Lilith is your demon, your dragon, your Niduk,

01:15:27 which lives inside you and rubs your karma.

01:15:31 Now you will find out what it is manifested in you.

01:15:34 The first house.

01:15:35 The first house is the house of the personality.

01:15:38 Accordingly, the demon of Evgenia is Evgenia Chebatkova.

01:15:43 There are still such sounds.

01:15:47 Who is inside?

01:15:49 That's enough. You're a boland.

01:15:56 While we're talking about the demon, let's do it this way.

01:16:00 Okay.

01:16:01 I do grueling.

01:16:02 Yes, yes.

01:16:03 And what did I think?

01:16:04 That I'm some kind of a mountain goat.

01:16:06 Alexey, you are like a representative of the forest group.

01:16:15 What the fuck?

01:16:16 They would say you are a representative of the forest group.

01:16:18 What the fuck? Okay, come on.

01:16:20 So, let's go back to science a little bit.

01:16:24 Lilith is a shooter in the first house.

01:16:28 What's going on here?

01:16:29 What's going on there?

01:16:30 It turns out that there are difficulties with self-expression.

01:16:35 A person probably did not immediately understand who he was.

01:16:38 A person does not get anything easily, as I said earlier.

01:16:42 We all achieve everything with clean work.

01:16:44 And the demon for a person is himself.

01:16:46 More precisely, his ideals and struggle with imperfections.

01:16:50 It's related to what I said before.

01:16:53 You need to stop chasing ideals.

01:16:57 You need to stop being only good.

01:17:00 You need to stop doing everything for five.

01:17:02 You were a good student at school, but there is a feeling that you have some aspirations to do everything for five.

01:17:11 This is your demon.

01:17:12 And you need to stop doing everything for five.

01:17:14 Because in fact, it destroys you.

01:17:16 And what else is there?

01:17:18 As far as I know, Zhenya is cool.

01:17:21 Zhenya is wow.

01:17:23 Zhenya is a holiday.

01:17:25 Zhenya is a spark.

01:17:27 I wanted to say that it's cool that Zhenya is the only comedian who doesn't swear.

01:17:31 But within the framework of your day, where you do all the shit, you need to allow yourself to be imperfect.

01:17:39 Just say no, no and swear.

01:17:42 Just blyakni.

01:17:44 Let's decide, Olesya, is it science or we're sitting and blyakni.

01:17:49 We are in the framework of a scientific experiment.

01:17:52 Yes, these are experiences.

01:17:54 Listen, if I don't swear somewhere in public speeches, it doesn't mean that I'm a good or kind person.

01:18:04 But it means that for you it's important.

01:18:07 You want to be strong within the framework of the free.

01:18:10 Because I set these limits myself.

01:18:13 Because I think that the swearing, being an emotional peak, should not sound everywhere in order not to waste your energy.

01:18:25 And secondly, it's not cool.

01:18:29 For example, Pasha Dedischev, my hot favorite friend, whom I adore.

01:18:34 When Pasha swears, it's music.

01:18:37 When I swear, I know how it sounds.

01:18:40 It sounds very rude.

01:18:41 How?

01:18:42 It sounds unpleasant.

01:18:43 If I swear, it sounds unpleasant.

01:18:46 But you thought so before science took you.

01:18:49 And now you already know that you should blyakni well.

01:18:54 For me, especially, it's hard to accept when a woman swears.

01:19:03 It's hard for me.

01:19:05 For example.

01:19:06 Do you feel unpleasant when I swear?

01:19:08 Yes.

01:19:09 Such a situation, elite in the first house, is very often found in maniacs.

01:19:13 Therefore, if you don't do it seriously, it can lead to irreversible mental destruction.

01:19:23 For the cover-up.

01:19:24 Information.

01:19:25 I looked at your hair.

01:19:28 It became interesting how they smell.

01:19:33 I wonder what skin is under them.

01:19:36 Zhenya looks like a maniac to me.

01:19:41 I don't know about you.

01:19:43 The director of the film "Major Grom" thinks so, right?

01:19:48 Well, yes.

01:19:49 You play the role of Bondos, don't you?

01:19:50 Yes.

01:19:51 But the main thing is to lower the level of perfectionism, relax and everything will be fine.

01:19:56 Just think.

01:19:57 Okay.

01:19:58 Let's applaud Zhenya.

01:20:02 Everything Olesya says is very...

01:20:05 It sounds very solid, smart, full.

01:20:09 Olesya says it herself.

01:20:11 A very beautiful girl says it very beautifully.

01:20:15 All this is just a word.

01:20:17 But I think it suits many people.

01:20:21 And I am very grateful to her for these words.

01:20:25 Thank you very much.

01:20:26 Thank you, demon!

01:20:30 Well, the compatibility of Evgeny Chebatkov.

01:20:33 By the way, about the demon.

01:20:39 I could do that too.

01:20:41 Under the lower muscles.

01:20:43 They are shaking.

01:20:46 To be honest, I don't understand how it happens.

01:20:52 I did it all in my childhood.

01:20:54 And I haven't met anyone who would do the same.

01:20:58 Surely someone can say "Please write me a letter, Academy of Korolyov 12.

01:21:03 Studio, we have talents."

01:21:06 Zhenya, we need to call someone and ask for the time and place of birth.

01:21:10 We have a harmony speedometer.

01:21:12 On which we calculate your compatibility with the lady of the heart.

01:21:19 Either with some kind of a man, or with some kind of a crush, or...

01:21:23 With a crush.

01:21:24 With a crush. Let's give him a wider range.

01:21:28 I didn't mean that.

01:21:30 We will see how common you are, your speedometer of harmony, as people.

01:21:35 And of course we will find out what you are compatible with and what you are not.

01:21:38 Just a little bit.

01:21:39 But the general information will be caught.

01:21:42 Who are we going to call?

01:21:44 Zhenya, come on.

01:21:47 Everyone did that.

01:21:48 Or you will die at 45, she said.

01:21:50 Well, we...

01:21:52 In general, you can call my girlfriend, but I think she is fond of these things.

01:21:58 And she has already watched everything.

01:21:59 Yes.

01:22:00 And by loud connection, by the way?

01:22:02 Yes.

01:22:03 What a rebel he is.

01:22:07 Hi, Zhenya.

01:22:08 I hope no one will recognize my voice.

01:22:10 Date, time and place.

01:22:12 Hi.

01:22:13 Hi.

01:22:14 Vera, I'm on the set right now.

01:22:16 Everyone hears our conversation.

01:22:18 Hi.

01:22:20 Say hello.

01:22:22 Yes.

01:22:24 Hi.

01:22:26 Hi.

01:22:27 Vera, here at the end, you need to calculate compatibility.

01:22:33 This is a program about...

01:22:36 Scientific...

01:22:38 ...natal chart.

01:22:39 Yes, yes.

01:22:40 Here.

01:22:41 Yes.

01:22:42 Yes.

01:22:43 You need...

01:22:45 Your date, time and place.

01:22:47 Well, I know the date.

01:22:49 Time...

01:22:50 You need the birth date.

01:22:52 And place.

01:22:53 And place.

01:22:54 And...

01:22:55 ...city...

01:22:57 ...hour.

01:22:58 That's it, okay.

01:23:00 If something goes wrong...

01:23:02 Then I...

01:23:03 ...it's wrong.

01:23:04 Yes.

01:23:05 And if...

01:23:06 Or I...

01:23:07 ...I will call you.

01:23:08 I will call you.

01:23:09 I will call you.

01:23:10 And if...

01:23:11 Or I will block you.

01:23:13 Okay, I'm going to hug you.

01:23:15 Bye.

01:23:16 Bye.

01:23:17 Come here.

01:23:18 Look how blue it is.

01:23:20 Hey!

01:23:21 Also...

01:23:22 Hey, behave yourself!

01:23:25 I'm so tough.

01:23:28 Behave yourself!

01:23:30 What region is this?

01:23:32 Zabarkansky Krai.

01:23:34 Now give me the date.

01:23:36 Seventh...

01:23:38 ...fourth.

01:23:40 Seventh, fourth.

01:23:41 You thought too long.

01:23:42 Ninety.

01:23:44 Look, it's okay, after three...

01:23:47 What?

01:23:49 What?

01:23:51 Really, what?

01:23:54 Cool!

01:23:57 Wow!

01:23:58 It was an orgasm.

01:24:00 Nobody had a hundred.

01:24:02 This is...

01:24:03 For three episodes?

01:24:04 Yes.

01:24:06 For the whole...

01:24:08 For the whole history of our show.

01:24:10 Hold on to this woman.

01:24:12 Hold on to everything you have thanks to her.

01:24:14 Because...

01:24:16 But what can I say, right?

01:24:20 This is a woman who saved Evgenia Chebatkova.

01:24:24 Really?

01:24:25 From Evgenia Chebatkova.

01:24:26 From Evgenia Chebatkova.

01:24:28 From porn industry.

01:24:30 From all the shit in the world.

01:24:33 Because here is the sex moon, the moon of the Mercury union, the moon of Venus union.

01:24:38 Everything is fine with sex.

01:24:40 So, Zhenya, if something goes wrong, we will come to your house with Nauka.

01:24:45 Okay.

01:24:46 And we will have a serious talk.

01:24:48 Because such things are already a marriage in orbit.

01:24:53 In orbit.

01:24:56 By the way, you...

01:24:58 A spaceship called Love is going to travel the universe.

01:25:04 Zhenya, but...

01:25:05 You are a hero. You have endured everything.

01:25:07 And he showed the ribs. And he called the girls.

01:25:09 These are not the ribs, but the shoulder blades.

01:25:11 Quiet, quiet. She has her own science. Don't get involved.

01:25:13 These are not the ribs.

01:25:14 Zhenya, the most important thing...

01:25:16 Seriously?

01:25:17 Let it be. He is a man-woman special issue. He thinks everything is so.

01:25:21 But what do you think? Everything was just so?

01:25:23 Do you think everything is so?

01:25:25 Do you think everything is so? I did everything to deceive you all and say that everything is so.

01:25:30 This is showman!

01:25:33 Wow! This is wow!

01:25:35 Enough of this!

01:25:37 Everything you said, Olesya, it is, of course, and certainly, this is.

01:25:44 But in something, in something it was everywhere.

01:25:47 And even if it was not the stars that helped you, but the deepest analysis of my Instagram, it is still a done job.

01:25:54 We are working in collaboration.

01:25:56 Despite the whole analysis, I think this is a great end. And you should believe it.

01:26:01 Now we will find out the answer to the most important universal question.

01:26:05 What awaits in rap, Evgeny?

01:26:08 Exactly. Please, don't laugh when you ask this question.

01:26:11 Evgeny Achybatkov, look.

01:26:13 You can't touch my cards with your hands. They are purely my energy.

01:26:15 Therefore, wipe your hands as you like. Here is a napkin.

01:26:23 Just throw it out like this.

01:26:25 Look how he said. I say, throw it out.

01:26:27 Oops.

01:26:30 But at the same time, the drawing is very uneven.

01:26:36 Yes, I will make an effort, but I will make an effort. And here it is.

01:26:41 I swear, these are two of my sides.

01:26:44 This is Evgeny Achybatkov who wants to do it exactly, and the demon Evgeny Achybatkov will go like this.

01:26:50 Remind me your question.

01:26:52 Dear deck.

01:26:54 Evgeny.

01:26:55 Dear deck, what awaits me this year in rap?

01:27:00 I can't do it myself.

01:27:03 What is it?

01:27:05 Now you pull the deck with your left hand.

01:27:09 Not all, but part.

01:27:11 And now pull one card from this part.

01:27:18 With your left hand.

01:27:20 Yes.

01:27:21 Dog.

01:27:23 What does it mean?

01:27:25 Dog.

01:27:27 Does this deck just insult me?

01:27:29 I don't like such decks.

01:27:33 Now Olesya will come up with something.

01:27:35 What did I come up with?

01:27:37 Well, first of all.

01:27:39 You are very faithful.

01:27:41 This speedometer even showed.

01:27:43 It looks like me.

01:27:45 And most likely you have a dark sky.

01:27:47 You want to rest.

01:27:49 And when you have stress, your head starts to hurt a little.

01:27:53 You love balls.

01:27:55 And you like it with friends and you don't like it without friends.

01:27:58 And when you have problems, you are sad.

01:28:02 And when something joyful happens, you have fun.

01:28:06 And when the owner goes to work, you think he is dying.

01:28:10 And in your free time you gnaw the sofa.

01:28:16 And now seriously.

01:28:18 Dog.

01:28:20 Good.

01:28:22 What does it mean?

01:28:24 Indeed, the dog is a sign that these fetuses are interested in us.

01:28:28 And rap in general.

01:28:30 Yes.

01:28:32 It would be good to record it exclusively on friendly relationships.

01:28:36 With strangers?

01:28:38 Don't.

01:28:40 I have a couple of suggestions from enemies.

01:28:42 To record tracks with them.

01:28:44 Do you agree with enemies?

01:28:46 No.

01:28:48 Maybe the dog says that you need to record with Snoop Dogg.

01:28:50 Only friends.

01:28:54 You have a lot of hits.

01:28:56 Which will be with your friends.

01:28:58 Look at Rasul.

01:29:02 Some humorous track.

01:29:04 It is clear that everything is fine with Basta.

01:29:06 But for your energy and for your long-term career.

01:29:12 Collaboration with your friends is the best.

01:29:16 It is important to be honest.

01:29:20 Because the dog is an honest animal.

01:29:22 Everything should be honest.

01:29:24 No one should be in the ass.

01:29:26 Everything should be as honest as possible.

01:29:28 As manly as possible.

01:29:30 Bark, bark.

01:29:32 Run away.

01:29:34 Run, sniffed the ass, recorded the track and ran away.

01:29:36 But in general, a good sign.

01:29:38 Let's throw out the explanatory.

01:29:40 I like the explanatory team.

01:29:42 Explanatory!

01:29:44 You could always choose an explanatory.

01:29:46 Bear.

01:29:48 Oh my God!

01:29:50 These are animals!

01:29:52 Record about the zoo.

01:29:54 It will be a cannon.

01:29:56 Where are you going?

01:29:58 Oh, you washed your hands.

01:30:00 Oh my God!

01:30:02 Okay, it's a very good bear.

01:30:04 I just liked the pictures.

01:30:06 Dog and bear.

01:30:08 To sing is always serious.

01:30:10 Some things, reliable breakthroughs.

01:30:12 It is for a long distance.

01:30:14 Not just shot, everyone forgot in two months.

01:30:16 And this is a long-term perspective.

01:30:18 And when I will be engaged,

01:30:20 at some point you can go to the den

01:30:22 and sleep in the winter.

01:30:24 And in general, this track will bring

01:30:26 a lot of raspberries and honey.

01:30:28 And here.

01:30:30 But only in winter

01:30:32 they will not listen to it.

01:30:34 And in spring again

01:30:36 everyone will sing to it.

01:30:38 And under the skin

01:30:40 the skin will be

01:30:42 sealed after the shoot.

01:30:44 Oles, but the most important thing is

01:30:46 that these are two cards and two consonants.

01:30:48 This is Sirius and the big bear.

01:30:50 Sirius is a dog?

01:30:52 Yes.

01:30:54 And I do not leave ...

01:30:56 She believes in everything!

01:30:58 Zhenya Chebatkov!

01:31:00 Zhenya, thank you very much!

01:31:02 Thank you very much, Oles.

01:31:04 It was nice to meet you.

01:31:06 You stood up, you held on.

01:31:08 The most important conclusion that can be made

01:31:10 is that just keep doing the same.

01:31:12 We love you for this.

01:31:14 And develop in what you are good at.

01:31:16 And we love you as you are.

01:31:18 As I am.

01:31:20 Thank you for being with us.

01:31:22 Write in the comments whose Natalya card

01:31:24 you would like to see here.

01:31:26 Damn, I haven't watched porn for two hours.

01:31:28 Yeah!

01:31:30 Yeah!

01:31:32 Thanks.

01:31:34 The End

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Натальная карта #5 Евгений Чебатков - Чебатков

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