A woman and her husband are terrorized by vacuums. | dG1fdDNUZ0JIS3FSZHc
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00:00 What you're about to see is not for the faint of heart.
00:05 So much so that my nana had a heart attack just watching.
00:09 If you're a small baby boy who watches small baby boy things like Paw Patrol or Human Centipede,
00:16 I do not recommend watching.
00:18 I'm talking about you, little Johnny.
00:23 Without further ado, please enjoy our nightly presentation of Night of the Living Vacuums.
00:30 [thunder]
00:32 [siren]
00:34 [rain]
00:36 [thunder]
00:38 [rain]
00:40 It was another tough day at the office, Clarice Bellicello-Wang-Wang.
00:44 Harold, please, you know that's my mother's name. Call me Wang-Wang.
00:48 God, I love your culturally inappropriate names.
00:52 [gargling]
00:57 [knocking]
00:59 What was that?
01:01 Probably just my heart beating for you.
01:04 What? No, that's gay. I think there's someone outside.
01:08 Dear God.
01:10 [burp]
01:12 No, no, no, it can't be.
01:14 What is it, sweetheart?
01:16 Get to the basement!
01:17 What?
01:19 Get to the goddamn basement!
01:21 [sad music]
01:25 It's time to put an end to this.
01:27 [clatter]
01:29 [alarm]
01:31 911, what's your emergency?
01:34 Hello? Yes? There's a strange machine outside, and I'm worried about my husband.
01:40 Okay, has this machine threatened you or your family in any--
01:44 [alarm]
01:45 Hello?
01:47 [alarm]
01:49 [scream]
01:51 [alarm]
01:59 Wang-Wang!
02:01 Harold!
02:03 [alarm]
02:06 The bastard got me!
02:09 Harold!
02:11 Don't worry, Harold, I'll help you.
02:13 [alarm]
02:22 Harold? Harold?
02:25 [alarm]
02:39 Don't come any closer now, you hear?
02:43 [alarm]
02:45 [panting]
02:50 [alarm]
02:57 [alarm]
03:03 [alarm]
03:09 [alarm]
03:17 [alarm]
03:25 [alarm]
03:32 [alarm]
03:46 That ham tasted like hell.