ACCIDENTAL TEXAN Trailer (2024) Rudy Pankow, Thomas Haden Church, Carrie-Anne Moss
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00:00 ♪♪
00:02 Congratulations on your first movie, kiddo.
00:04 You gotta turn that thing off before we go hot.
00:06 I will.
00:07 Okay, so who are we?
00:08 On action.
00:09 Silly Bob kicks in the door,
00:10 lights the place up.
00:11 Ga-ga-ga-ga! Ga-ga-ga-ga!
00:12 Yeah, no, I got it.
00:13 Okay, people, we got one take of this.
00:14 Let's not mess it up.
00:15 [ Beeping ]
00:16 Oh!
00:17 [ Gunshots ]
00:18 [ Glass shatters ]
00:19 [ Glass shatters ]
00:20 [ Glass shatters ]
00:21 ♪♪
00:24 I just heard from the producers, and you're fired.
00:26 [ Screams ]
00:27 [ Gunshots ]
00:28 Not right now.
00:29 ♪♪
00:30 Have a seat. Make yourself at home.
00:31 Is that your, uh, foreign car sitting out a little ways
00:32 out of town?
00:33 You got the Harvard sticker in the window?
00:34 Yeah.
00:35 Murlowski.
00:36 Irwin.
00:37 Could I get the Wi-Fi?
00:38 We don't have that.
00:39 Old school.
00:40 This is from 2015.
00:41 Things don't change too much around here.
00:42 We'll get you back on the road soon enough.
00:43 And while you're waiting, maybe you could help me out.
00:44 ♪♪
00:45 A bunch of holes in the earth for oil,
00:46 like you're gonna get a little bit of oil in your car.
00:47 I'm gonna get you some oil.
00:48 I'm gonna get you some oil.
00:49 I'm gonna get you some oil.
00:50 I'm gonna get you some oil.
00:51 I'm gonna get you some oil.
00:52 And while you're waiting, maybe you could help me out.
00:59 ♪♪
01:00 A bunch of holes in the earth for oil,
01:01 like a badass.
01:02 There's a million ways to get hurt on an oil rig.
01:03 You can fall down, knock your teeth out,
01:04 get blown up, electrocuted.
01:05 If a pipe falls down, it'll kill you.
01:06 I'm gonna step back, all right?
01:07 You guys got it, though.
01:08 You know how much education I got?
01:09 Eighth grade.
01:10 The day I dropped out,
01:11 my old dad threw me up on a rig.
01:12 All I know.
01:13 They're gonna take everything I have
01:14 and they're gonna take everything I have.
01:15 And they're gonna take everything I have
01:16 and they're gonna take everything I have
01:17 and they're gonna take everything I have
01:18 and they're gonna take everything I have
01:19 and they're gonna take everything I have
01:20 and they're gonna take everything I have
01:21 and they're gonna ruin me.
01:22 I need you to act like you are my Harvard-educated landman.
01:26 I know all the landmen around here.
01:27 I've never seen that jackalope in my life.
01:30 Check out his shoes.
01:31 All right, we're made up.
01:32 Let's start drilling.
01:33 They say everything's gonna drill itself, right?
01:35 ♪♪
01:37 This is not where I belong.
01:38 This acting, is always your dream?
01:41 Yeah.
01:42 ♪♪
01:43 We gotta find a lease, drill it,
01:45 we gotta make a strike in 30 days.
01:48 I think with your Harvard smarts,
01:50 you can help me solve this.
01:51 You two keep scheming and I'll start collecting tips
01:54 in case I have to bail you out of jail.
01:56 ♪♪
02:02 You really are willing to risk everything.
02:04 Yes, I am.
02:05 He loves you.
02:06 You know that, right?
02:07 When I get too close,
02:09 he always ends up drifting away.
02:11 If there comes a time, one could sure use a little help.
02:15 ♪♪
02:18 Whoo!
02:19 [Gunshots]
02:20 You're shooting the ring!
02:21 [Gunshot]
02:22 Bullseye.
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