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00:00:00 [MUSIC]
00:00:10 A long time ago, somewhere at the end of the Earth,
00:00:27 two incredibly mighty magicians collided in a deathly battle for the beautiful princess.
00:00:33 [MUSIC]
00:00:43 [LAUGH]
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00:00:58 Finn, you cannot defeat me.
00:01:02 Charmond, good will always defeat evil and I am good.
00:01:08 Blah, blah, blah.
00:01:10 [MUSIC]
00:01:20 [MUSIC]
00:01:47 Looks like you need to get some fresh air.
00:01:50 [MUSIC]
00:01:56 Mina, my love, I'm coming.
00:01:58 [MUSIC]
00:02:04 No, Finn, it's a trap.
00:02:06 [MUSIC]
00:02:14 Mina.
00:02:15 Finn.
00:02:17 [MUSIC]
00:02:25 Surprise.
00:02:39 You foolishly doubted my powers.
00:02:43 It looks like evil won.
00:02:45 And who, who, who is evil?
00:02:48 I am, I am, I am.
00:02:52 In one brief moment, the power of your love will belong to me.
00:02:57 Finn, my love.
00:03:00 [MUSIC]
00:03:09 Finally.
00:03:11 [MUSIC]
00:03:13 Now, what should I turn you into?
00:03:17 A rabbit?
00:03:18 A grasshopper?
00:03:20 Oh, into a flower.
00:03:23 [MUSIC]
00:03:27 I won't leave it like that.
00:03:31 I'll find a way.
00:03:33 I will put it right.
00:03:36 I will put it right.
00:03:38 You must be defeated, evil Cher-na-more.
00:03:44 Oh, a teleportation potion.
00:03:47 Are you trying to escape?
00:03:49 Well, run then, you coward.
00:03:52 And I will make sure that you...
00:03:55 Hey, Lord, your badgers are coming to propose.
00:03:57 Until the end of your pathetic life.
00:04:00 [MUSIC]
00:04:13 Ruslan, I will never forgive you.
00:04:17 Cher-na-more, Ruslan, I will never forgive.
00:04:20 Ruslan, hey, Ruslan.
00:04:23 Where art thou, my Juliet?
00:04:26 Do come, come out onto the balcony.
00:04:29 I want to look into thine eyes.
00:04:32 What Juliet? What balcony?
00:04:34 Are you nuts?
00:04:36 Oh, I mean, Cher-na-more, I will never forgive you.
00:04:40 I will find a way.
00:04:43 Oh, well, what's the point?
00:04:46 Everyone has left anyway.
00:04:48 No, no, no, no, no.
00:04:49 We perform until the last viewer is gone.
00:04:52 When?
00:04:54 Or the last listener.
00:04:56 Huh, who said that?
00:04:59 I can't hear you either.
00:05:01 But then again, maybe that's a good thing.
00:05:05 Lester, everyone is sick of your fairy tales of sorcerers.
00:05:11 Can't you write something modern?
00:05:13 Something about knights?
00:05:15 What you have to do is learn your lines.
00:05:18 Those knights are all you can think of.
00:05:21 But how cool is that?
00:05:23 You're dressed in armor, your sword in your hand,
00:05:26 and over there in the distance, you can see...
00:05:29 Yourself cleaning the stage.
00:05:31 A beautiful princess who needs to be rescued.
00:05:35 Not yourself cleaning the stage.
00:05:38 How I want to call it quits and become a knight.
00:05:41 Children of knights become knights.
00:05:43 But you're the son of an actor, so it's not your choice.
00:05:46 It's just the way it is.
00:05:48 Now, thank you for the reminder.
00:05:52 They went a mile a minute.
00:05:54 It looks like the marriage proposals did not go very well.
00:06:01 Yeah, and it pulled our entire audience away.
00:06:07 Well, let's try to find something for dinner.
00:06:10 Yes, yes, and in the meantime,
00:06:13 I shall write another chapter of my ultimate genius play.
00:06:17 ( music playing )
00:06:20 Mio, such behavior is not acceptable.
00:06:35 But I don't want to get married!
00:06:38 Stop this at once. Open the door right now.
00:06:45 Problem solved.
00:06:47 - No one will ever-- - Mila!
00:06:49 Enter?
00:06:50 Uh, but how do you-- I mean, you were just over there.
00:06:53 Uh-huh, a secret passage. I knew it.
00:06:56 Mila, marriage is not something you should be afraid of.
00:07:00 I will make sure your husband will protect you the way I do.
00:07:04 My point exactly.
00:07:06 This is what your protection is like.
00:07:08 Don't go here. It's dangerous.
00:07:10 Don't go there. It's dangerous.
00:07:12 Don't go anywhere because everywhere is dangerous.
00:07:15 Stay at home, Mila, all your life
00:07:18 while someone else sails the seven seas,
00:07:21 climbs mountaintops, and tames dragons.
00:07:24 See her? That will be me, see?
00:07:27 I will not permit you to look like this.
00:07:29 Plus, she's wearing too much lipstick and mascara.
00:07:32 Sorry.
00:07:36 But it's not about makeup.
00:07:38 And what made me think you would ever understand?
00:07:41 You are a princess, Mila.
00:07:43 It is finally time you acted like one.
00:07:46 I know what that means.
00:07:48 That means that a princess should be boring...
00:07:50 Predictable.
00:07:51 And well-behaved.
00:07:52 And above all, depressed.
00:07:54 Uh, de-- de-- de-- what?
00:07:57 You drive me crazy with these big words.
00:08:00 Oh, how you're just like your mother.
00:08:03 Oh, mother. Mother would understand me.
00:08:09 Mila, I won't be here forever.
00:08:13 And if I go as unexpectedly as your mother did,
00:08:17 I want to make sure that someone will look after you.
00:08:21 But I don't want anyone to look after me.
00:08:25 I can do that just fine.
00:08:27 I dream of big things happening for me.
00:08:31 Even if it's a small adventure, it will be better than this.
00:08:34 I want to feel alive in the world
00:08:36 and not trapped in this stupid castle.
00:08:39 Mila, you're unbearable.
00:08:41 This is not your choice.
00:08:43 You will get married anyway.
00:08:45 And if you don't choose a groom by tomorrow,
00:08:48 I will choose one for you.
00:08:50 This is the king's word, and it is final.
00:08:54 She wants adventures. Ha! Imagine--
00:08:57 Not my choice? Really?
00:09:01 [indistinct chatter]
00:09:03 [dramatic music]
00:09:06 ♪ ♪
00:09:09 [grunting]
00:09:11 [laughing]
00:09:13 [laughing]
00:09:15 Oh, thank you. Thank you.
00:09:18 You shouldn't have. Same time tomorrow?
00:09:20 Bye!
00:09:21 Nice haul, Anne.
00:09:23 [barking]
00:09:24 [grunting]
00:09:26 [grunting]
00:09:28 [whimpering]
00:09:30 [whimpering]
00:09:32 What's happened?
00:09:33 I'm sick.
00:09:35 Again?
00:09:36 I'm sorry, bro.
00:09:38 Let me do not laugh at your brother
00:09:41 and stop picking your nose.
00:09:44 [speaking French]
00:09:46 Why am I the only one in our family this way?
00:09:50 Hey, you, sir.
00:09:52 It would be nice of you to apologize.
00:09:54 Did someone just say something?
00:09:57 Ratmir, did you hear someone speaking?
00:10:00 Yeah, yeah, Farlof, that guy right here.
00:10:03 [grunting]
00:10:04 You fool!
00:10:05 Don't you know what to play along?
00:10:07 Hmm?
00:10:08 Let's see what we have here.
00:10:10 What a buffoon we have found!
00:10:13 How dare you to state claims to me,
00:10:16 His Highness, Knight Farlof,
00:10:19 and your future king?
00:10:21 I am not a buffoon.
00:10:23 His Highness, Knight Falafel.
00:10:26 Farlof! Je suis Farlof!
00:10:29 [speaking French]
00:10:31 You will know the true power of the noble...
00:10:35 [gulping]
00:10:37 As I was saying.
00:10:39 Now, you will know the...
00:10:42 [whistling]
00:10:43 -Ratmir! -Give me a second.
00:10:45 [whimpering]
00:10:47 Now, you will know the power
00:10:50 of noble Sir Farlof!
00:10:53 [whimpering]
00:10:55 [laughing]
00:10:58 I am still a knight!
00:11:01 I am destined for feats, castles, and princesses.
00:11:05 And you are destined for the holy pockets,
00:11:09 rags for clothes,
00:11:11 and the company of this flying eye-thorn.
00:11:14 Nothing in this world can change it!
00:11:17 Farlof, wait!
00:11:19 [laughing]
00:11:20 Oona is a tent mouse!
00:11:22 And I...
00:11:24 I am not a buffoon.
00:11:27 [birds chirping]
00:11:29 [horses galloping]
00:11:32 [grunting]
00:11:34 Oh!
00:11:36 Oh. Hmm.
00:11:39 Well, this place doesn't look very dangerous.
00:11:44 [laughing]
00:11:45 Hey, beauty. I can see you need help.
00:11:49 [groaning]
00:11:50 Uh, no, thank you.
00:11:52 I am totally fine.
00:11:54 [laughing]
00:11:55 Hey there, girly.
00:11:57 You bring such a beauty to our hood.
00:12:00 Didn't Mommy and Daddy ever tell you
00:12:03 these parks are filled with...
00:12:05 gangsters?
00:12:07 Right.
00:12:08 Those are terrible people, you know.
00:12:11 But tonight's your lucky night.
00:12:13 We can protect you for a minimal fee.
00:12:16 Say, for the price of that fine necklace you're wearing.
00:12:21 No way!
00:12:23 [grunting]
00:12:24 [groaning]
00:12:25 Hey!
00:12:26 Ow!
00:12:27 Why are you just standing there?
00:12:29 Go get her!
00:12:30 [grunting]
00:12:31 [panting]
00:12:33 [grunting]
00:12:35 [panting]
00:12:38 Whoa!
00:12:39 [thud]
00:12:40 Huh?
00:12:41 Hmm?
00:12:42 Hmm.
00:12:43 [grunting]
00:12:44 Uh, uh, miss?
00:12:45 [grunting]
00:12:46 Uh, miss, are you all right?
00:12:49 [panting]
00:12:50 Oh.
00:12:51 Hmm?
00:12:52 Really?
00:12:53 [grunting]
00:12:56 [grunting]
00:12:57 [grunting]
00:12:59 [grunting]
00:13:00 Not again.
00:13:02 [crunching]
00:13:03 Oh, sorry.
00:13:04 [grunting]
00:13:05 Do you need help?
00:13:06 [grunting]
00:13:07 Whoa, whoa, easy.
00:13:08 I was just trying to help.
00:13:10 If you still want to help,
00:13:11 please call the guards or a knight, perhaps.
00:13:15 A knight?
00:13:16 [beeping]
00:13:17 I am a knight!
00:13:18 Uh, are you sure?
00:13:20 Yeah, Sir Ruslan at your service.
00:13:23 What has happened to you, my lady?
00:13:25 Sam!
00:13:26 Gotcha!
00:13:27 [chuckling]
00:13:29 Uh...
00:13:30 Get lost, wuss.
00:13:32 This is our booty.
00:13:34 Give me the necklace, or you will regret it.
00:13:38 [gasps]
00:13:39 It's my mom's pendant.
00:13:40 I will never take it off.
00:13:42 Huh?
00:13:43 [chuckling]
00:13:44 No, after all, I am a knight.
00:13:47 And I will not let you take advantage of the lady.
00:13:51 Well, well.
00:13:52 And you probably tried to skip and bought this toothpick on sale.
00:13:58 I, on the other hand, am no cheapskate
00:14:01 when it comes to weapons.
00:14:04 Okay.
00:14:05 Plan B, then.
00:14:07 Look, there! Guards!
00:14:08 Huh? Guards?
00:14:10 [grunting]
00:14:11 [laughing]
00:14:14 Ow.
00:14:15 [chuckling]
00:14:16 Finally! Ha-ha!
00:14:18 [grunting]
00:14:23 Are you kidding?
00:14:24 That sword wouldn't scare a chicken.
00:14:26 Ha! This is just the newest version.
00:14:29 [grunting]
00:14:31 Ha-ha!
00:14:32 [grunting]
00:14:37 [grunting]
00:14:40 [grunting]
00:14:47 [grunting]
00:14:50 [grunting]
00:14:56 [grunting]
00:14:58 [grunting]
00:15:00 Huh?
00:15:01 [sniffing]
00:15:02 Huh?
00:15:03 [sniffing]
00:15:04 [sniffing]
00:15:06 [grunting]
00:15:08 I am gonna get you!
00:15:11 [grunting]
00:15:14 [grunting]
00:15:17 [grunting]
00:15:19 [grunting]
00:15:21 [grunting]
00:15:23 Hey.
00:15:24 [grunting]
00:15:27 [grunting]
00:15:30 And that's just half strength.
00:15:33 [grunting]
00:15:35 [giggling]
00:15:37 [whistling]
00:15:38 [grunting]
00:15:40 [groaning]
00:15:43 We gotta go.
00:15:44 But haven't we won?
00:15:46 [roaring]
00:15:48 We've gotta run!
00:15:49 Follow me!
00:15:50 [roaring]
00:15:52 [roaring]
00:15:54 [roaring]
00:15:56 [roaring]
00:15:58 [roaring]
00:15:59 [groaning]
00:16:00 Huh?
00:16:01 They was just right here.
00:16:03 Then they disappeared.
00:16:05 [grunting]
00:16:08 [whistling]
00:16:11 [exhaling]
00:16:12 Looks like we've lost 'em.
00:16:14 Oh, sorry.
00:16:16 That's fine.
00:16:18 Let's go.
00:16:19 [whistling]
00:16:21 We're safe now.
00:16:23 Thank you for rescuing me.
00:16:27 It was nothing for a skilled knight like myself.
00:16:30 That was child's play.
00:16:32 We are trained for precisely--
00:16:35 [grunting]
00:16:36 [whistling]
00:16:38 Uh, so, you're not from around here?
00:16:41 And what makes you think that?
00:16:43 All locals know that these parts are full of, uh--
00:16:46 [chuckles]
00:16:47 Gangsters?
00:16:48 No, I know that, too.
00:16:50 So, where are you from?
00:16:53 It doesn't matter.
00:16:54 I left that place, and I don't want to go back.
00:16:56 Uh-huh.
00:16:57 Uh, am I to assume it was a terrible place?
00:17:01 No, it wasn't terrible.
00:17:04 Just boring.
00:17:06 It's probably hard for you to imagine
00:17:08 how it feels to have your destiny
00:17:10 be predetermined at birth
00:17:12 when nothing exciting ever happens to you,
00:17:15 when all you can be is the person other people think you are,
00:17:19 and everything in your life--
00:17:21 Is not your choice.
00:17:23 Exactly.
00:17:24 Is not your choice.
00:17:26 This is why you decided to run away?
00:17:28 [sighs]
00:17:30 I just want to experience real life,
00:17:33 real adventure, real freedom.
00:17:36 Now I understand how silly it is.
00:17:39 Even here, that weird little man on the wall
00:17:42 is laughing at me.
00:17:44 [gasps]
00:17:46 [whistles]
00:17:47 Hmm.
00:17:49 It's not that silly after all.
00:17:51 If you want adventure, then adventure it is.
00:17:54 [grunts]
00:17:56 Hey, where are you going?
00:17:58 I have an idea.
00:18:00 That is, if you are not afraid to trust a stranger.
00:18:03 [grunts]
00:18:05 [gasps]
00:18:07 [yelps]
00:18:09 [♪♪♪]
00:18:14 ♪ Deep in the shadows, here you are ♪
00:18:19 [♪♪♪]
00:18:22 ♪ Your reflection you can't see ♪
00:18:27 [♪♪♪]
00:18:29 ♪ Stuck here for days in the dark ♪
00:18:34 [♪♪♪]
00:18:36 ♪ Don't know you're alive until you bleed ♪
00:18:41 [♪♪♪]
00:18:44 ♪ So let it go now ♪
00:18:48 ♪ Feel the ground beneath your feet ♪
00:18:52 ♪ You're waking up now, believe ♪
00:18:57 ♪ So shout it out ♪
00:19:01 ♪ Let 'em know ♪
00:19:05 ♪ That you're not done ♪
00:19:08 ♪ You've got a long way to go ♪
00:19:12 ♪ So shout it out ♪
00:19:15 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
00:19:20 ♪ So shout it out ♪
00:19:22 ♪ It's time to live a new story ♪
00:19:26 [♪♪♪]
00:19:29 ♪ It's time to turn another page ♪
00:19:33 [♪♪♪]
00:19:37 ♪ So let it go now ♪
00:19:41 ♪ Feel the ground beneath your feet ♪
00:19:44 ♪ You're waking up now, believe ♪
00:19:49 So shout it out
00:19:52 Let 'em know
00:19:55 That you're not done
00:19:59 You got a long way to go
00:20:03 So shout it out
00:20:07 So shout it out
00:20:14 Oh, oh, oh
00:20:19 So shout it out
00:20:22 Let 'em know
00:20:25 That you're not done
00:20:29 You got a long way to go
00:20:32 So shout it out
00:20:36 They're gonna run away
00:20:40 They're gonna run away in hot
00:20:44 You gotta stand up, stand up, fight
00:20:49 So shout it out
00:20:52 It's always chilly at sunrise.
00:21:06 Guzlan, this sunrise, look how beautiful.
00:21:10 I've never felt so alive in my entire life.
00:21:17 It was truly an honor for me to accompany you.
00:21:21 Guzlan, what's happening?
00:21:31 What's happening?
00:21:33 Hey, what is that?
00:21:53 Oh, the princess!
00:21:55 Your majesty!
00:21:58 Oh, no!
00:21:59 Mila, my daughter!
00:22:06 Oh, no!
00:22:09 Guards!
00:22:11 No!
00:22:15 Whoa!
00:22:22 Excuse me! Sorry!
00:22:24 Out of my way!
00:22:26 Whoa!
00:22:27 On my tail!
00:22:35 Gotcha!
00:22:37 You pathetic fool!
00:22:43 A mortal can never resist the sorcery of the great Chernivore!
00:22:49 Chernivore?
00:22:51 I will take what I want anyway!
00:22:55 Ruslan, hold on!
00:22:57 Mila, whatever happens, just know that I will find you.
00:23:02 Do you hear me? I will find you!
00:23:05 Wherever you are, do you believe me?
00:23:08 Ruslan!
00:23:11 You, answer me!
00:23:20 What did you do to my daughter?
00:23:24 Your daughter?
00:23:25 Mila, what did you do to her?
00:23:28 She is a princess? I didn't do anything!
00:23:32 She was kidnapped by Chernivore!
00:23:34 Chernivore? Who is he? Where can I find him?
00:23:38 I don't know for sure.
00:23:40 Answer me! Answer immediately!
00:23:43 In the magic land!
00:23:45 This guy has gone insane!
00:23:48 He's lost his mind. Do you hear this, Herb?
00:23:51 Yeah, that head thing sounds right.
00:23:53 He is lying!
00:23:54 Yeah, he's lying!
00:23:56 Yeah, that's probably it.
00:23:58 I know it sounds insane, but in the fairy tale...
00:24:02 Shut up! That's enough!
00:24:04 I will show you what happens when people lie to the king!
00:24:08 Guards! Throw him in the dungeon!
00:24:10 You don't understand!
00:24:12 We need to hurry! Mila is in danger!
00:24:16 Shut up, you filthy peasant!
00:24:19 No! Please, I'm telling the truth!
00:24:22 Let me go!
00:24:23 Listen to me, I'm not crazy! I want to help you!
00:24:26 My lord, so what do we do?
00:24:29 Good people, listen to the king's decree!
00:24:35 The one who brings the princess home safe and sound
00:24:38 will become her husband!
00:24:40 My new king!
00:24:44 Stop it!
00:24:45 You are obviously not right in the head, Tramp,
00:24:54 to try and put one over on the king in front of everybody!
00:24:58 But I did not lie! You have to believe me!
00:25:01 Oh, no! From now on it's prison rats who will believe you!
00:25:06 Yeah, they're very, very trustful.
00:25:09 Oh, no they're not!
00:25:11 What's happening here?
00:25:12 You! What do you think you're doing?
00:25:31 Oh, pardon me, but I shall have to cancel my tour with the rats of your prison!
00:25:36 Is this all you've got?
00:25:39 Let's go and see Lester!
00:25:45 How dare you!
00:26:05 How dare you!
00:26:06 So, which way should we go from here?
00:26:13 Not sure which way.
00:26:15 Who knows where to find the princess?
00:26:18 Ruslan! Where have you been?
00:26:24 Lester, listen to me. Where did you learn the fairy tale about Chernomore?
00:26:28 What do you mean, where?
00:26:30 Right here! It was generated by my rich imagination!
00:26:33 Tell me the truth!
00:26:34 What's your problem anyway? I am telling you, I made it all up!
00:26:38 The problem is that Chernomore really does exist, and today he kidnapped the princess!
00:26:43 What? You've got to be kidding!
00:26:46 Looks like you're not kidding.
00:26:49 All right, then! But you have to promise that you won't tell anyone.
00:26:53 Lester!
00:26:55 All right! I had a bad case of writer's block once.
00:26:58 Well, I just couldn't come up with anything.
00:27:02 You know, it was real torture.
00:27:04 Lester!
00:27:06 Basically, there was this book that I... borrowed?
00:27:10 And in the book I read...
00:27:12 Did this book say anything about where to find him or maybe how to defeat him?
00:27:17 No, nothing like that.
00:27:19 But there was this hilarious story about a huge toad who, when kissed, turns you into...
00:27:25 Who did you steal the book from?
00:27:27 Borrowed.
00:27:30 Don't even think about it!
00:27:32 The owner of this book is a scary and dangerous person, so you better stay away from him!
00:27:36 I am still trying to forget the way to his house.
00:27:39 So you haven't forgotten where he is?
00:27:41 No, I remember completely, like it was yesterday!
00:27:44 My tongue is my own worst enemy!
00:27:48 Why do you even care about this princess anyway?
00:27:51 I'll tell you on the way. Are you with me?
00:27:54 Do I even have a choice?
00:27:56 I said, it's alright!
00:27:58 I have been hiding all along!
00:28:01 This is just impossible!
00:28:04 What is impossible?
00:28:06 These morons have no idea which way to go!
00:28:09 Then why do we need them anyway? Huh? Let's go on our own!
00:28:13 Idiot! We don't know which way to go either!
00:28:16 Oh. Okay, so who knows then?
00:28:19 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:28:24 But...
00:28:25 Maybe our little buffoon friend does!
00:28:29 Follow me!
00:28:31 What? Where are they going?
00:28:37 Shut up!
00:28:39 They... they know something! Let's follow them!
00:28:42 That is what I say!
00:28:44 That is what I say!
00:28:45 Let's go!
00:28:46 Hey!
00:28:48 [HORSE NEIGHING]
00:28:50 [HORSE NEIGHING]
00:28:53 [YELLING]
00:28:56 [YELLING]
00:28:59 [HORSE NEIGHING]
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00:29:27 [HORSE NEIGHING]
00:29:30 [HORSE NEIGHING]
00:29:33 [HORSE NEIGHING]
00:29:36 [HORSE NEIGHING]
00:29:39 [HORSE NEIGHING]
00:29:42 [BIRDS CHIRPING]
00:29:45 [BIRDS CHIRPING]
00:29:47 Hello?
00:29:49 Hello?
00:29:51 Huh?
00:29:52 Is anybody home?
00:29:53 Wow.
00:29:55 Oh, well. Looks like nobody's home.
00:30:04 So, we gave it a try. It didn't work.
00:30:07 So, we might as well, uh, get out of here.
00:30:09 The mouth trap just snapped shut.
00:30:13 I remember you, you evil.
00:30:16 Looks like payday has finally arrived, hmm?
00:30:21 We are done for!
00:30:42 So, this is it? This is your monster?
00:30:45 Oh. Not frightening enough for you?
00:30:50 Please forgive me, my dear, uh, Mr. Cat.
00:30:53 We just, uh...
00:30:55 Is that better?
00:31:04 Yeah, that'll do it.
00:31:07 [HORSE NEIGHING]
00:31:09 [ALL CHATTERING]
00:31:18 [ALL CHATTERING]
00:31:20 [ROARING]
00:31:31 [GRUNTING]
00:31:34 [ROARING]
00:31:37 [ROARING]
00:31:45 [ROARING]
00:31:47 We need to calm him down somehow.
00:31:52 What do cats like?
00:31:54 Uh, sour cream, catnip, birds?
00:31:57 Clearly, you're not an option.
00:31:59 Uh, bring me that map.
00:32:01 [GASPING]
00:32:06 Grouper, do something!
00:32:09 Please!
00:32:12 Yeah, hang on a minute!
00:32:14 I don't have a minute!
00:32:16 Sure, sure, now.
00:32:18 [GRUNTING]
00:32:20 [ROARING]
00:32:25 [ROARING]
00:32:28 Huh? It worked!
00:32:36 Okay, okay, okay!
00:32:38 Enough already, no more!
00:32:41 Mr. Cat, can you please hear us out?
00:32:43 All right, I'll hear you out.
00:32:46 Just get that thing out of my face!
00:32:48 I can't take it anymore!
00:32:51 [SIGHS]
00:32:53 You have one minute.
00:32:55 We wanted to return your book.
00:32:57 [GROANING]
00:32:59 And to apologize.
00:33:03 Anything else?
00:33:05 No. Well, you see, Chernomore...
00:33:07 Chernomore?
00:33:09 Oh, dear, did he kidnap a girl again?
00:33:12 Well, yes.
00:33:14 And you want to rescue her.
00:33:16 Exactly.
00:33:18 You've got to be kidding me.
00:33:20 Chernomore has destroyed entire armies and decapitated giants,
00:33:25 and now you...
00:33:27 [SNIFFING]
00:33:28 An actor and a troubadour?
00:33:31 Suddenly decide?
00:33:34 So you don't know how to defeat him?
00:33:36 I didn't say that.
00:33:38 Then you do know.
00:33:39 I didn't say that either.
00:33:41 Follow me.
00:33:43 [GASPS]
00:33:48 [GASPS]
00:33:49 Lean up.
00:33:55 Once every hundred years,
00:34:04 during the crimson sunset,
00:34:07 Chernomore kidnaps a princess who has fallen in love
00:34:11 to replenish his magical powers
00:34:14 with the power of her love.
00:34:16 So is Mila in love, too?
00:34:19 All lovers are blind.
00:34:21 But to answer your question,
00:34:23 all signs point to you being the object of her love.
00:34:28 Oh, are you sure?
00:34:30 That's something you'd have to ask her yourself.
00:34:33 All lovers are blind.
00:34:36 Oh, do I have to put an exclamation point after that?
00:34:39 Anyway, Romeo,
00:34:41 you only have two days to rescue your beloved.
00:34:44 Only two days?
00:34:46 But where can I find her?
00:34:48 And how do I stop Chernomore?
00:34:50 Easy, troubadour. I don't know.
00:34:52 But I thought you did.
00:34:54 Nope.
00:34:56 But I know someone who does.
00:34:58 Are you following?
00:35:00 Finn!
00:35:01 But if you want to find him,
00:35:04 you will have to travel to a strange land.
00:35:07 A strange land?
00:35:09 Oh, my goodness, a strange land.
00:35:11 Not again.
00:35:12 Not just some strange land,
00:35:15 but a very magical one.
00:35:17 I would journey to the end of the Earth for Mila.
00:35:20 Brave lad.
00:35:22 But look, I've seen many brave men
00:35:24 venture to Chernomore's land,
00:35:26 but not a single one returned.
00:35:29 Still, if you've already made up your mind,
00:35:32 here you go.
00:35:34 Let's work, lazybones.
00:35:38 Here's another brave fool
00:35:40 who doesn't know when to call it quits.
00:35:43 What are you looking at?
00:35:45 Here are your new clients.
00:35:47 Ah, I almost forgot.
00:35:49 When you get to the other side,
00:35:52 it will be quite simple.
00:35:54 Just go straight ahead,
00:35:56 and when you can't go any further,
00:35:58 use this.
00:36:00 Thank you. I wish I could repay you somehow.
00:36:02 Do not mention it.
00:36:04 I, for one, think that this is a suicide mission.
00:36:08 And also, about this...
00:36:11 Don't ever tell anyone about it.
00:36:15 I will be as silent as the grave.
00:36:18 Oh, boy, I'm afraid that soon
00:36:20 you will literally be as silent as the grave.
00:36:24 Now, do you need a special invitation?
00:36:29 No, no, no, no. I'm coming.
00:36:32 Magic butt kick!
00:36:34 Doesn't look too difficult.
00:36:48 Well, I don't know.
00:36:50 All I feel is danger.
00:36:53 Have you noticed how dangerous they are?
00:36:56 What a scary smile.
00:36:59 Let's go.
00:37:02 I'm sure everything will be fine.
00:37:05 Maybe you can base your brilliant play
00:37:07 on our adventures.
00:37:09 Without fear or remorse,
00:37:11 they went straight to the jaws of death.
00:37:15 Well, that's a romantic comedy.
00:37:19 (GASPING)
00:37:21 Ruslan, is that you?
00:37:27 (LAUGHING)
00:37:29 (SCREAMING)
00:37:30 Hush, hush.
00:37:32 So it's you who kidnapped me.
00:37:34 Oh, I use such coarse language.
00:37:36 The term "relocated" is much better.
00:37:39 And now you want to marry me?
00:37:42 What? Marry you? Oh, no.
00:37:45 I despise such outdated cliches.
00:37:48 Can a woman only be kidnapped
00:37:51 for the purpose of marrying her?
00:37:53 (LAUGHING)
00:37:54 Well, yeah.
00:37:56 Marriage? No way.
00:37:58 (LAUGHING)
00:37:59 Oh, thank goodness, then.
00:38:01 This will be kind of like a marriage,
00:38:04 only better for me.
00:38:06 I will simply remove the power of your love
00:38:09 and then turn you into a stone statue.
00:38:12 It will look something like that.
00:38:14 Or like that.
00:38:15 Or maybe that one.
00:38:17 What? Did you say turn me into a stone statue?
00:38:20 Oh, did I say that out loud?
00:38:23 Oh, don't be nervous. It won't hurt.
00:38:26 Here, have a cookie.
00:38:28 Here, let me show you what I'll do with your cookie.
00:38:31 Hey, you missed, you hysterical woman.
00:38:35 (GRUNTING)
00:38:37 (LAUGHING)
00:38:39 This is war.
00:38:44 (GRUNTING)
00:38:46 Is this the cap of invisibility?
00:38:58 Now this is not funny anymore.
00:39:01 Give me back the cap.
00:39:04 Do you hear me? Where are you?
00:39:06 Ow!
00:39:13 Where are you going?
00:39:15 You are foolish if you think you can escape from my castle.
00:39:19 Then I will hide until Ruslan comes to rescue me.
00:39:22 Ha! Mortals have never been able to find my castle.
00:39:26 Remember this. Never!
00:39:29 Ooh, such uncouth behavior.
00:39:32 Well, I'll make sure that you don't get bored.
00:39:38 Carmelis hostila monster candies.
00:39:43 Trulala!
00:39:45 Oh, you, my sweet minion.
00:39:49 Go find this brat until Ruslan comes to rescue me.
00:39:55 Bring her to me at once.
00:39:57 And you, my dear, be cruel.
00:40:00 (GROANING)
00:40:06 Let's take a look where our guest has gone.
00:40:10 Ah! Ah!
00:40:13 There you are.
00:40:15 Intruders. Intruders.
00:40:18 What is going on?
00:40:19 Humans arrived through the portal.
00:40:21 You never know who that might be.
00:40:24 Ruslan. Lestor.
00:40:26 One brave, one scared.
00:40:29 Oh, Ruslan sounds familiar.
00:40:33 I think I've heard that name.
00:40:36 Oh, no! Ruslan!
00:40:39 So he did come to rescue her.
00:40:42 Oh, well, then I must buy flowers for your funeral, Ruslan.
00:40:48 (LAUGHING)
00:41:01 That's some doghouse right here.
00:41:03 Smells like cats will be interesting.
00:41:06 What is that? A kitty?
00:41:08 I am a cat.
00:41:10 A talking kitty to boot.
00:41:12 What are you meowing about, sleebag?
00:41:14 Let's see if the buffoon leaves this place.
00:41:17 So, there must be a secret passageway somewhere.
00:41:22 All right, furball.
00:41:24 We know a certain troubadour paid you a visit earlier today.
00:41:27 Where is he? Where did he go?
00:41:30 And I've only just finished cleaning up.
00:41:34 Just a second.
00:41:36 Okay. Let's roll.
00:41:45 (MUSIC PLAYING)
00:41:48 (MUSIC CONTINUES)
00:41:51 (MUSIC CONTINUES)
00:41:54 (MUSIC CONTINUES)
00:42:23 (YAWNS)
00:42:25 And now, some down time.
00:42:30 So, here we are.
00:42:40 It looks like there's nowhere to go, right?
00:42:42 It looks like we should have at least picked up some berries.
00:42:46 I'm starving.
00:42:47 Lester, how can you be thinking about food at a time like this?
00:42:52 I'm going to go find something to eat.
00:42:54 And you can stay here and figure out whether there's nowhere to go or somewhere to go.
00:43:00 Man, oh, man! What have we gotten ourselves into?
00:43:04 This strange...
00:43:18 (GASPS)
00:43:20 (SNEEZES)
00:43:28 (SCREAMS)
00:43:29 We are under attack!
00:43:31 Oh, my!
00:43:35 Arrive!
00:43:37 Oops. Sorry.
00:43:40 We have to follow the cloud.
00:43:46 (LAUGHS)
00:43:48 So, there's no way to the other side?
00:44:13 Then we'll have to use the gift that the cat gave us.
00:44:17 But how to use it?
00:44:19 Maybe we just...
00:44:21 No.
00:44:26 Maybe it's also magical and we have to ask it.
00:44:29 You know, very politely.
00:44:31 Oh, the greatest and greenest!
00:44:37 Beanpod!
00:44:39 Please be so merciful and show us,
00:44:43 the lost travellers,
00:44:45 the way to the wise wizard!
00:44:48 Oh, the greatest Beanpod!
00:44:52 Yeah, you're right. It's idiotic.
00:44:54 We got to think of something better.
00:44:57 Hmm. Uh...
00:45:01 (BIRDS CHIRPING)
00:45:03 Huh?
00:45:10 Yeah, sure.
00:45:12 As in that fairy tale about the Beanpod.
00:45:14 And now...
00:45:16 Well, one, two...
00:45:20 We need water.
00:45:22 Mm-hmm. Yeah.
00:45:24 Oh!
00:45:26 Where? Where'd it go?
00:45:28 Ah! You little dirty, hole-in-feet!
00:45:31 (LAUGHS)
00:45:33 Grab that hamster!
00:45:41 All right.
00:45:47 Huh?
00:45:50 (HORSE NEIGHING)
00:45:52 (GASPS)
00:46:06 (GASPS)
00:46:12 (LAUGHS)
00:46:19 (BELL RINGING)
00:46:21 Now you'll get it!
00:46:45 (GASPS)
00:46:47 (LAUGHS)
00:46:51 (GASPS)
00:46:53 (HORSE NEIGHING)
00:46:59 (GRUNTS)
00:47:01 Oh, really? So you know how to fly?
00:47:03 (GRUNTS)
00:47:05 Uh... Huh?
00:47:07 (HORSE NEIGHING)
00:47:09 (GRUNTS)
00:47:11 And this one!
00:47:13 Oh!
00:47:15 (LAUGHS)
00:47:17 (HORSE NEIGHING)
00:47:27 Huh?
00:47:31 (GRUNTS)
00:47:33 Okay, calm down. Enough.
00:47:37 Now, that was too rough.
00:47:39 Maybe he's just hungry.
00:47:41 But we need this pod not for food.
00:47:43 Somehow, it should show us the way to Wizard Finn.
00:47:46 But how?
00:47:48 That one, we don't know yet.
00:47:50 What? You know it?
00:47:52 Won't you run away?
00:48:01 What if we're supposed to give it to the hamster?
00:48:06 Here.
00:48:09 (GRUNTS)
00:48:11 Uh... Huh?
00:48:13 Whoa, that is unbelievable.
00:48:29 (THUNDER RUMBLING)
00:48:31 Hey, you think we're supposed to eat these?
00:48:45 (GRUNTS)
00:48:47 Huh?
00:48:49 So you're just gonna walk right in there?
00:48:51 Come on.
00:48:53 Kind of like a blind trust thing?
00:48:55 I'm coming! I'm coming!
00:48:58 (GASPS)
00:49:00 Ow!
00:49:02 Whoa.
00:49:06 Where did all that come from?
00:49:10 Ah, who cares? I'm so hungry.
00:49:15 (GROWLS)
00:49:17 Who are you?
00:49:19 (GASPS)
00:49:21 Stop!
00:49:24 No!
00:49:26 (SCREAMS)
00:49:28 Oh, no.
00:49:30 (ALL GROAN)
00:49:32 (SCREAMING)
00:49:38 Candy!
00:49:40 (SCREAMS)
00:49:42 (GASPS)
00:49:46 (ALL GASP)
00:49:48 Get off!
00:49:54 Get off!
00:49:56 Back off!
00:49:58 (LAUGHS)
00:50:00 Give it to me!
00:50:02 (SCREAMS)
00:50:04 (LAUGHS)
00:50:06 That's it.
00:50:08 (GRUNTS)
00:50:10 (SCREAMS)
00:50:12 Now I'm really mad.
00:50:14 (LAUGHS)
00:50:16 (SCREAMS)
00:50:18 (ALL GASP)
00:50:22 (ALL GROAN)
00:50:24 Is that all you can do?
00:50:31 (LAUGHS)
00:50:37 Oops.
00:50:41 (ALL GASP)
00:50:50 Wow.
00:50:52 I knew sweets were bad for your health,
00:50:54 but this is ridiculous.
00:51:16 And that's how princesses deal with extra calories.
00:51:20 Huh?
00:51:22 Here you are, my sweet little brat.
00:51:24 (GRUNTS)
00:51:26 (GROANS)
00:51:28 (GIGGLES)
00:51:30 Hmm.
00:51:32 Hmm. Hmm.
00:51:34 Wait! Stop!
00:51:40 I do not trust this hamster.
00:51:42 Why?
00:51:44 Did you see that bridge?
00:51:46 What if its hungry relatives are hiding in this cave?
00:51:48 If you're so afraid, stay here.
00:51:52 Uh...
00:51:54 (SCREAMS)
00:51:56 Uh, on the other hand,
00:51:58 this hamster looks very sincere.
00:52:00 Wait for me!
00:52:02 This is too little.
00:52:12 However, it will be sufficient
00:52:14 to destroy a couple of measly human souls.
00:52:18 Just a small, coldy bogus.
00:52:31 Let us make us
00:52:34 soonest monstros!
00:52:37 (ROARS)
00:53:05 (SCREAMS)
00:53:07 No, no, wait!
00:53:11 What's wrong with him?
00:53:13 (BARKING)
00:53:15 Finn, we come in peace.
00:53:17 Away! Go away!
00:53:19 I'm a mighty sorcerer!
00:53:21 I will bewitch you!
00:53:23 Death! Death to all of you!
00:53:25 Aren't you Finn, the great wizard?
00:53:27 I've come to, uh...
00:53:29 You want to bewitch me,
00:53:31 but I won't listen to you.
00:53:33 Blah, blah, blah!
00:53:35 So what should we do with him?
00:53:37 Can we take him out with a stone?
00:53:39 What? I'm good at throwing stones.
00:53:43 (SCREAMS)
00:53:45 I will bewitch you!
00:53:47 Get lost!
00:53:49 I need to think.
00:53:51 Hmm.
00:53:53 Ah, I have an idea.
00:53:55 We will start casting spells now.
00:54:01 And if you don't manage to do it first,
00:54:03 we will bewitch you.
00:54:05 Bewitch you? Right now?
00:54:07 Death to all of you!
00:54:09 Okay, we're starting the spell now.
00:54:11 Abracadabra!
00:54:13 I will bring death upon you.
00:54:17 Then you'd best do it faster,
00:54:19 because we have started casting our spell.
00:54:21 Where does it go?
00:54:23 Uh, Kikus,
00:54:25 Mekus, Porotikus!
00:54:27 Kikus, Mekus,
00:54:29 Porotikus!
00:54:31 Kikus, Mekus,
00:54:33 Kikus!
00:54:35 The gods!
00:54:37 He has cast a deadly spell on me!
00:54:41 I... My strength is leaving me.
00:54:45 Uh...
00:54:47 Me? My spell?
00:54:49 Oh, heavens!
00:54:55 The hour of my death has come.
00:54:57 Oh, stars!
00:54:59 I look at you for the last time.
00:55:01 Oh, wind!
00:55:03 You'll never brush against my skin again.
00:55:05 Oh, mountains!
00:55:07 Lovely, brilliant mountains.
00:55:09 Creeks and streams.
00:55:11 And...
00:55:13 And...
00:55:15 Oh, daffodils!
00:55:17 Fragrant and bright.
00:55:19 And...
00:55:21 Lester!
00:55:23 Has my power been restored?
00:55:25 Power been restored?
00:55:27 I killed those poor people.
00:55:31 Hey.
00:55:41 Hey!
00:55:43 Are you completely dead?
00:55:47 Oh.
00:55:49 Forgive me, stranger.
00:55:53 Aha! No need to apologize.
00:55:55 (screaming)
00:55:57 Calm down.
00:55:59 We won't hurt you, Finn, the great wizard.
00:56:03 (screaming)
00:56:05 Dear Finn, we will leave you alone very soon.
00:56:07 (screaming)
00:56:09 The thing is, Chernamore...
00:56:11 (screaming)
00:56:13 Chernamore kidnapped the princess,
00:56:15 and I need to find out where he took her.
00:56:17 Do you understand?
00:56:19 (sniffles)
00:56:21 I'm a great actor.
00:56:23 Moreover, a second or third rate actor.
00:56:27 A courageous one, however,
00:56:29 was courageous, too, much more than you.
00:56:31 But Chernamore...
00:56:33 Chernamore took it all away from me.
00:56:35 (sobbing)
00:56:37 Chernamore's power is in his beard.
00:56:41 So if you cut it off...
00:56:43 All his sorcery will disappear?
00:56:47 Possibly. Very likely.
00:56:49 Nobody has ever managed to do that.
00:56:51 So where can I find Chernamore?
00:56:53 His castle stands among the spiky rocks.
00:56:55 You will not overcome Chernamore
00:56:57 with a regular sword.
00:56:59 To do that, you will need a special magic sword.
00:57:03 And I was hoping this would be an easy deal.
00:57:05 But the sword is protected by a mighty hero.
00:57:09 If I only had my courage again.
00:57:11 Tell us how to find this sword.
00:57:13 (grunts)
00:57:15 Walk 300 steps east from the entrance of my cave.
00:57:18 You'll see a shaggy stone.
00:57:20 Then turn right, walk 100 steps straight,
00:57:22 then turn left, walk 200 elbows straight.
00:57:24 Slow down. I'm trying to draw a map.
00:57:26 500 squirrel tails to the five dozen moose steps
00:57:28 till you reach...
00:57:30 A shaggy stone.
00:57:32 Huh? Wait. The shaggy stone again?
00:57:34 600 steps with a link strut
00:57:36 till you reach a dust tree.
00:57:38 Then to the right, straight to the right again
00:57:40 towards the hill on the edge of the steep.
00:57:42 And then you'll see gloomy fields covered with thick fog.
00:57:44 That is where the sword is hidden.
00:57:46 And hurry up.
00:57:48 The crimson sunset is coming.
00:57:50 (laughs)
00:57:52 So, Lester, did you draw a nice map?
00:57:54 Hmm?
00:57:56 Depends on what you call nice.
00:57:58 Uh, this is more modern art than a map.
00:58:01 I can't understand a thing.
00:58:03 Do you understand how to get there?
00:58:05 (laughs)
00:58:07 Well, you are simply irreplaceable.
00:58:09 So, what are we waiting for?
00:58:11 Hamster?
00:58:13 (grunts)
00:58:14 Ruslan?
00:58:16 Hey.
00:58:18 Hey, you.
00:58:20 People.
00:58:22 Guys?
00:58:24 (whimpers)
00:58:26 Hamster, what's happened?
00:58:28 Why are you all running so fast?
00:58:30 Especially on an empty stomach.
00:58:32 Holy cannoli!
00:58:34 Uh, do you guys think that's a friendly
00:58:36 "nice to meet you" smile?
00:58:38 Or an "I'm going to eat you" smile?
00:58:40 (roaring)
00:58:42 (screams)
00:58:44 (roaring)
00:58:46 Definitely number two.
00:58:50 (roaring)
00:58:52 (screaming)
00:58:54 (roaring)
00:58:56 (sighs)
00:58:58 (sighs)
00:59:00 (sighs)
00:59:02 It looks like we've lost him.
00:59:04 (screaming)
00:59:06 (all gasp)
00:59:08 Run!
00:59:10 Looks like we just found them!
00:59:12 And who is he screaming?
00:59:14 (Screaming)
00:59:34 Hello.
00:59:40 (Screaming)
00:59:44 (Screaming)
00:59:54 (Groaning)
01:00:04 (Groaning)
01:00:14 You useless heap of stones!
01:00:17 (Screaming)
01:00:19 She almost looks alive.
01:00:27 (Sigh)
01:00:30 Whoa, what happened here?
01:00:47 A battle.
01:00:49 Well, obviously this is no dance party.
01:00:55 What's over there? What do you see?
01:00:58 Is this your legendary hero?
01:01:11 Hello, Mr. Hero. Sir, we really need your help.
01:01:15 Hey there, Mr. Hero.
01:01:22 Do you have any idea how to wake him up?
01:01:25 Let's light up his beard.
01:01:27 That's not such a good idea.
01:01:29 Everybody's a critic. All right, you come up with something better then.
01:01:33 What's the matter with him?
01:01:39 A rat?
01:01:47 Oh, the great hero.
01:01:50 He smells like a rat.
01:01:52 No, no, no. My name is Ruslan.
01:01:55 And I am an actor.
01:01:57 Oh, there's a rat right there.
01:02:00 Tell me quickly why you're here.
01:02:03 But first, take your rat away.
01:02:06 Can't you see that I'm allergic?
01:02:09 I was told that you are the keeper of a magic sword.
01:02:13 All righty.
01:02:17 Oh, wow. That was simple.
01:02:20 It'll be yours if you're able to carry it away.
01:02:24 What is that supposed to mean?
01:02:26 Here, ask them.
01:02:29 But they're dead, aren't they?
01:02:35 Let the show begin.
01:02:45 Begin?
01:02:47 [laughing]
01:02:49 [singing]
01:02:51 [singing]
01:02:53 [singing]
01:02:56 [singing]
01:02:58 [singing]
01:03:25 Now that's a true sword.
01:03:28 You know, it really wasn't that hard after all.
01:03:30 How many times have I heard these words?
01:03:34 [laughing]
01:03:36 I don't want to die.
01:03:40 This I've heard many times too.
01:03:43 That's right. I know what to do.
01:03:46 Hmm, I know what to do.
01:03:49 That's me.
01:03:50 You are my super weapon.
01:03:52 Hey, what are you up to?
01:03:55 You! Don't you come any closer!
01:03:58 Take cover.
01:04:00 Why you...
01:04:02 Nothing.
01:04:04 [screaming]
01:04:06 [speaking in foreign language]
01:04:10 [screaming]
01:04:16 [screaming]
01:04:18 Yes! We own them all, right?
01:04:25 Next stop, Chernomore's castle.
01:04:29 [music]
01:04:31 So, you did make it here.
01:04:53 Moreover, you have the sword.
01:04:56 My, that's some longing for this hysterical woman.
01:05:01 The sun is about to set.
01:05:05 We have to make it through these spikes somehow.
01:05:08 Lester, you and Hamster will go to the right,
01:05:11 and I will go to the left.
01:05:12 And whoever finds a passage first should whistle.
01:05:15 Okay, I'm going.
01:05:17 But I don't know how to whistle.
01:05:19 [whistling]
01:05:21 Looks like Hamster knows how to whistle.
01:05:23 You'd better hope he can't write plays.
01:05:25 Very funny.
01:05:27 Please tell me you can't write plays.
01:05:29 Una, go and find Mila.
01:05:31 Let her know that I am coming to rescue her.
01:05:34 [whistling]
01:05:36 Oh!
01:05:42 Mila! Did you manage to escape?
01:05:47 I came to your rescue, just as I promised.
01:05:50 You've come? Why?
01:05:52 What do you mean, why?
01:05:54 To rescue you. This is me, Ruslan.
01:05:57 Ruslan, the poor clown and buffoon
01:06:01 who lied to me about being a great knight,
01:06:03 all to seduce me and sweep me off my feet.
01:06:06 There's no mystery here.
01:06:08 If you married the princess, you would become the king.
01:06:12 Why would any buffoon pass that up?
01:06:15 Mila, what are you saying? I don't recognize you.
01:06:18 What made you think you know me at all?
01:06:20 But it seemed to me that--
01:06:22 Well, you are right. It seemed to you.
01:06:25 How could you think that I, the daughter of the great king,
01:06:29 was really interested in a poor actor like you?
01:06:33 And now you've shown up here to do what?
01:06:36 To rescue you.
01:06:38 Rescue me?
01:06:40 But do I want to be rescued?
01:06:42 Uh, I--
01:06:44 Here I have everything that I need,
01:06:46 everything that you would have never been able to give me--
01:06:50 a magnificent castle,
01:06:53 riches, power,
01:06:55 and even love.
01:06:57 Love?
01:06:58 Yes, love.
01:07:01 Chernamore loves me,
01:07:03 and we will get married today.
01:07:05 And tomorrow we will go on a honeymoon trip around the world.
01:07:09 This is what I've dreamed of my entire life.
01:07:12 But the blood-colored sunset--
01:07:14 Oh, please. It is just a fairy tale.
01:07:17 Ruslan, please understand.
01:07:20 I don't need you.
01:07:22 I love Chernamore.
01:07:24 And if you have at least a little bit of honor left in you,
01:07:28 you won't stand in the way of my happiness.
01:07:32 No, I won't.
01:07:34 Good boy.
01:07:44 Poor clown and buffoon
01:07:47 who lied to me about being a great knight.
01:07:51 I love Chernamore.
01:07:54 Ah, there's nothing here.
01:07:58 Maybe on your side there's a way.
01:08:00 Huh?
01:08:02 Hmm. What's wrong with him?
01:08:05 Ruslan, did you find a passage?
01:08:07 Uh, Ruslan?
01:08:10 You were right.
01:08:13 Holy cannoli, I knew it!
01:08:15 What am I right about?
01:08:17 [sighs]
01:08:19 [whistling]
01:08:21 Hey, are you here?
01:08:26 I know that you're here.
01:08:28 You know, I just met your groom.
01:08:31 Ruslan, is it?
01:08:33 Such a cutie.
01:08:35 I felt so sorry for him when he found out that Mila...
01:08:39 Is not interested in him at all.
01:08:42 Oh, how upset he was.
01:08:44 My, oh, my.
01:08:46 I don't even know if he will ever recover from the heartbreak.
01:08:50 You're lying!
01:08:52 That's an insult, beauty.
01:08:55 Look out the window and see for yourself.
01:08:57 There is your hero, waddling home in disgrace.
01:09:01 No.
01:09:03 Gotcha!
01:09:05 It's too late for flailing about.
01:09:11 [gasps]
01:09:13 Now, let's go.
01:09:19 Come with me.
01:09:21 Let's enjoy the sunset.
01:09:23 [laughing]
01:09:25 What an idiot I am, fancying myself worthy.
01:09:32 I've seen it all with my own eyes.
01:09:35 Leave me alone.
01:09:37 Ruslan, it's not the end of the world.
01:09:40 [growling]
01:09:42 [laughing]
01:09:44 That, in fact, appears to be the case.
01:09:46 Well, this ending totally makes sense for my stereotypical play.
01:09:51 I'm ready for it. Bring it on.
01:09:54 No!
01:09:56 Hey, hey, I'm here, you ugly bunch of rocks.
01:10:02 Here, boy, come get your stone pie.
01:10:05 That's a nice joke. I should write that down.
01:10:08 [growling]
01:10:10 [grunting]
01:10:12 [whistling]
01:10:14 [whistling]
01:10:16 [whistling]
01:10:18 [whistling]
01:10:20 [whistling]
01:10:22 [whistling]
01:10:24 Get your act together!
01:10:26 This is not the best time to check him out!
01:10:30 Look, you will find someone else.
01:10:33 Someone in your league, of your status.
01:10:36 Whatever happened is no reason to get so upset!
01:10:40 But I am upset.
01:10:42 Then this, too, shall pass.
01:10:44 Now, don't chop that cobblestone into pieces!
01:10:47 But how could she be so cruel and so cold?
01:10:50 If you do nothing, the monster is the one who will be cruel,
01:10:54 and us, why, we'll be very cold!
01:10:58 [grunting]
01:11:03 I cannot run anymore!
01:11:07 I cannot live without her.
01:11:10 [whistling]
01:11:12 The pendant! Where did you get it?
01:11:15 [whistling]
01:11:17 No, she wasn't wearing it.
01:11:21 Oh!
01:11:23 Well, deceitful cher-de-bore, this will be your last act.
01:11:28 This is it. I just can't.
01:11:30 Go on!
01:11:32 [grunting]
01:11:34 Hands off my friends!
01:11:38 [grunting]
01:11:48 I think I know how to get to the castle.
01:11:53 Lester, it was a lie.
01:11:58 The Mila that I saw was not real.
01:12:00 She was not wearing this.
01:12:02 She said she would never take it off.
01:12:04 So it couldn't have been her who drove me away.
01:12:07 And perhaps she is still waiting for me,
01:12:10 or perhaps even loves me.
01:12:12 Aren't you glad?
01:12:14 I am glad. I am very glad.
01:12:18 Can't you see me clapping?
01:12:20 There's no time to be laying around.
01:12:22 Let's go. We need to rescue Mila.
01:12:25 The sun is about to set.
01:12:27 What did the cat say? All lovers are blind?
01:12:30 Enough! I've had enough!
01:12:35 Let it all fall away!
01:12:37 I don't care!
01:12:39 All these monsters, frogs, and stinking swans!
01:12:42 Also, buffoon!
01:12:44 Buffoons, princesses, and buffoon!
01:12:47 Oh! Oh!
01:12:50 Buffoon, there you are!
01:12:53 Oh, how I've missed you!
01:12:57 You old, ugly, vile...
01:13:00 Shut up!
01:13:02 That's it.
01:13:04 Soon you'll become quiet and obedient,
01:13:07 like a pebble.
01:13:09 There, there. I will take good care of you,
01:13:12 like blow dust off of you every once in a while.
01:13:16 What? But you left!
01:13:22 I'm not that dumb.
01:13:24 Of course you aren't.
01:13:26 Calm down!
01:13:30 Mila!
01:13:32 Aha! The magic armor!
01:13:44 Your sorcery does not affect me.
01:13:46 Give up now!
01:13:47 You are right.
01:13:49 It doesn't affect you.
01:13:51 What about me?
01:13:53 Akodis? Agonis?
01:13:55 You just...
01:13:57 DRAGONIS!
01:14:00 Tell me, who is supposed to give up now?
01:14:09 Hmph.
01:14:11 You wanna go for a ride?
01:14:32 Not a problem.
01:14:34 [roaring]
01:14:36 [roaring]
01:14:38 [roaring]
01:14:40 [roaring]
01:14:43 [roaring]
01:14:46 [roaring]
01:14:48 [roaring]
01:14:50 [roaring]
01:14:54 [roaring]
01:15:03 [roaring]
01:15:06 [roaring]
01:15:15 [roaring]
01:15:17 [roaring]
01:15:22 [roaring]
01:15:26 [roaring]
01:15:29 [roaring]
01:15:34 Did you lose this?
01:15:37 No!
01:15:40 [roaring]
01:15:42 He did it.
01:15:59 [explosion]
01:16:01 [grunting]
01:16:03 That's it.
01:16:16 Yeah! You did it! You won!
01:16:18 Oh, I will dedicate the greatest poem in human history to you!
01:16:23 Or a play, or even better, an ode.
01:16:27 And I will start writing it right now!
01:16:29 There's no time for odes yet.
01:16:31 Mila is still in danger. Remove the magic shield.
01:16:34 Me? [laughing]
01:16:36 The process has been set in motion,
01:16:39 and there is no force in the whole world capable of stopping it.
01:16:43 Ouch!
01:16:45 I will save her.
01:16:46 Ruslan, you're gonna die!
01:16:48 A life without Mila is worse than death.
01:16:56 This can't be real. This is my only fear.
01:16:59 What a great act.
01:17:07 It's a shame that the actor won't be able to come out for an encore.
01:17:12 [laughing]
01:17:14 [grunting]
01:17:16 [roaring]
01:17:25 [grunting]
01:17:27 Lester, catch!
01:17:33 Ruslan!
01:17:41 Mila! I...
01:17:44 Ruslan, one more step, I beg you.
01:17:47 I will rescue you!
01:17:49 [grunting]
01:17:51 Nobody rescues anyone anymore!
01:17:55 [roaring]
01:17:57 [screaming]
01:17:59 Ruslan!
01:18:02 Little Lacombella, as they say on Fox,
01:18:08 "Share, share, my dear.
01:18:10 You don't need to mourn this pathetic clown.
01:18:13 He is beneath you."
01:18:15 Unlike me, I am a real knight,
01:18:18 with a family tree and proper manners,
01:18:21 and you'll be very happy when we get married.
01:18:25 When we get married? Plan B.
01:18:29 Oh, here comes my father.
01:18:32 Vladimir?
01:18:34 Here!
01:18:36 [grunting]
01:18:40 [screaming]
01:18:42 [screaming]
01:18:44 [grunting]
01:18:47 [grunting]
01:18:49 [grunting]
01:18:54 [grunting]
01:18:59 [grunting]
01:19:03 [grunting]
01:19:09 [grunting]
01:19:15 [grunting]
01:19:17 No more Miss Nice Princess.
01:19:29 [grunting]
01:19:43 [screaming]
01:19:45 Hmph!
01:19:49 [grunting]
01:19:51 [grunting]
01:19:55 [grunting]
01:19:57 [grunting]
01:19:59 [grunting]
01:20:01 [grunting]
01:20:03 That is so gross!
01:20:05 [grunting]
01:20:06 What do you think you're--
01:20:08 [grunting]
01:20:11 [beeping]
01:20:13 [screaming]
01:20:19 [grunting]
01:20:26 [screaming]
01:20:32 [crying]
01:20:40 [beeping]
01:20:42 Ruslan, my knight.
01:20:45 You were the best man on Earth.
01:20:48 Here I am! My power came back to me!
01:20:55 Hey there, champions and winners!
01:20:57 Laurel wreaths for everyone!
01:21:00 Why's everyone so sour?
01:21:02 We won, didn't we?
01:21:04 [grunting]
01:21:07 [grunting]
01:21:09 Oh. That's not a problem.
01:21:12 By the way, my name is Finn.
01:21:14 After all, we've never been officially introduced.
01:21:16 Ruslan is dead, and you don't think it's a problem?
01:21:19 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Calm down, young lady.
01:21:22 I only meant that I could fix it all.
01:21:25 Fix it all?
01:21:27 Well, yeah. By the way, it should be mentioned that I...
01:21:30 am a wizard!
01:21:32 And you... you can resurrect Ruslan?
01:21:35 No. I cannot resurrect him,
01:21:38 but I can return what was stolen from him.
01:21:40 That's not a problem at all.
01:21:42 Step back. In a moment, you will witness real
01:21:45 fairy-tale-grade magic!
01:21:48 Uh...
01:21:50 Kaladonan, Nadadonan,
01:21:53 give him back what you have stolen.
01:21:56 No more loss, no more rack.
01:21:58 His light of life, he should get back!
01:22:02 [gasps]
01:22:04 [gasps]
01:22:06 [gasps]
01:22:09 He's breathing!
01:22:11 Ruslan, you're alive!
01:22:13 [laughs]
01:22:14 I am so glad that you're alive!
01:22:17 Don't squeeze me!
01:22:19 Finn, my love.
01:22:22 Nina, my shining star!
01:22:25 [gasps]
01:22:27 [sighs]
01:22:29 Mila?
01:22:31 Yes?
01:22:33 I need to confess.
01:22:35 I am not quite a real knight.
01:22:38 One could even say...
01:22:40 I am not a knight at all.
01:22:42 But I really like you,
01:22:44 and I would like, if you'd let me,
01:22:47 then I would, if you don't mind.
01:22:49 I don't care who you were.
01:22:51 I know who you are now.
01:22:53 You are the one I love.
01:22:55 And if I asked you to marry me,
01:22:58 what would you say?
01:23:00 Yes.
01:23:01 I will say yes!
01:23:03 I love you.
01:23:07 Oh, it's so beautiful
01:23:16 that I need to write it down.
01:23:19 Oh.
01:23:21 [gasps]
01:23:28 [gasps]
01:23:30 I lived happily ever after.
01:23:36 [theme music]
01:23:52 ♪ ♪
01:23:56 ♪ ♪
01:23:59 ♪ ♪
01:24:03 ♪ ♪
01:24:07 ♪ ♪
01:24:11 ♪ ♪
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01:24:29 ♪ ♪
01:24:32 ♪ ♪
01:24:35 ♪ ♪
01:24:38 ♪ ♪
01:24:41 ♪ More than enough, oh ♪
01:24:45 ♪ Sophisticated conversations ♪
01:24:48 ♪ Yes, you ♪
01:24:50 ♪ Where you can't even spell the words ♪
01:24:53 ♪ Well, it don't mean a thing ♪
01:24:56 ♪ 'Cause you got everything you need and ever want ♪
01:25:00 ♪ You got love, oh ♪
01:25:05 ♪ It's all good, you're getting even better ♪
01:25:07 A blue sky, stormy sunny weather.
01:25:10 It's a perfect day.
01:25:11 Ain't nothing wrong, 'cause everything's all right.
01:25:15 It's all good when we get together.
01:25:17 Why not?
01:25:18 Make it last forever.
01:25:20 But when you got what matters, it's all good.
01:25:22 You're getting even better.
01:25:24 Do, do, do.
01:25:25 Do, do, do.
01:25:26 Do, do, do.
01:25:28 Do, do, do.
01:25:29 Do, do, do.
01:25:30 Do, do, do.
01:25:31 Do, do, do.
01:25:33 Yeah.
01:25:34 Don't need fame or recognition.
01:25:38 Oh, no.
01:25:39 Gold records, mentions, or fast cars.
01:25:43 Well, if the simple things in life are green,
01:25:48 then you know you're rich as rich can be.
01:25:52 Yeah.
01:25:54 Money never buys what you feel inside for someone.
01:25:57 Someone.
01:25:58 Yeah.
01:25:59 Everything at home comes and it goes for real.
01:26:01 For real.
01:26:02 For real.
01:26:03 It don't need a thing, 'cause you got everything
01:26:07 you needed, ever want.
01:26:09 Everything you want.
01:26:10 When you got love.
01:26:12 Oh.
01:26:14 Yeah.
01:26:15 It's all good.
01:26:16 You're getting even better.
01:26:18 Blue sky, it's going to sunny weather.
01:26:20 It's a perfect day.
01:26:22 Ain't nothing wrong, 'cause everything's all right.
01:26:25 It's all good when we get together.
01:26:28 Why not?
01:26:29 Make it last forever.
01:26:30 But when you got what matters, it's all good.
01:26:33 You're getting even better.
01:26:35 Now you're living the high life.
01:26:38 Living the high life.
01:26:40 Everything's so right.
01:26:43 Everything's so right.
01:26:45 You got it all, but with us together, there's so much more.
01:26:50 There's so much more.
01:26:51 Maybe that's what love is for.
01:26:53 Oh.
01:26:56 All right.
01:26:57 Oh.
01:26:58 Oh.
01:27:00 Yeah.
01:27:01 Yeah.
01:27:02 Oh.
01:27:03 Come on.
01:27:04 Yeah.
01:27:06 Oh.
01:27:07 All right.
01:27:08 Oh.
01:27:09 Oh.
01:27:10 Oh.
01:27:11 Oh.
01:27:12 Yeah.
01:27:13 Oh.
01:27:14 Yeah.
01:27:15 It's all good.
01:27:16 You're getting even better.
01:27:18 Blue sky, it's going to sunny weather.
01:27:20 It's a perfect day.
01:27:21 Ain't nothing wrong, 'cause everything's all right.
01:27:25 It's all good when we get together.
01:27:27 Why not?
01:27:28 Make it last forever.
01:27:30 When you got no matters, it's all good.
01:27:33 You're getting even better.
01:27:34 Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
01:27:41 It's all good.
01:27:43 Oh.
01:27:44 Yeah.
01:27:45 Oh.
01:27:46 Oh.
01:27:47 Oh.
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