Aired (January 28, 2024): Tag mo ang nanay mo na parang si Eba, wagas kung makapintas ng pagkain mula sa mamahaling restaurant.
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00:00 [music]
00:05 My birthday was just over,
00:06 so my friend invited me to eat out.
00:09 When I got to the restaurant,
00:10 I saw my friend sitting at the table.
00:12 I saw that he had a girlfriend.
00:14 I sat down and he introduced me to his girlfriend.
00:18 That's when I found out that her name is Eva
00:20 and that her birthday is coming.
00:22 Aside from our names,
00:23 we have a lot of interests.
00:25 So we fell in love with each other.
00:27 Since they were first,
00:29 they ordered food and it arrived.
00:31 Corn soup,
00:31 kare-kare,
00:32 garlic rice,
00:33 aglio e olio pasta,
00:34 and steak alla povre.
00:36 You can buy corn soup in a grocery store
00:39 that's ready to cook.
00:39 But the price is too high
00:41 to prepare it.
00:42 Kare-kare is expensive
00:44 and you can see it in the market.
00:46 Garlic rice is not that expensive
00:48 because it doesn't have garlic.
00:50 Aglio e olio pasta is hard to pronounce
00:53 and hard to taste.
00:54 But it's expensive.
00:56 That's how it is in restaurants.
00:57 If you can't pronounce it
00:58 and you want to make it French or Italian sounding,
01:00 you can price it high.
01:01 Even garlic and olive oil is the only ingredient.
01:04 And this is the steak alla povre.
01:05 Povre is what's written on the name
01:07 but it's the most expensive price.
01:09 Ah, I get it.
01:09 You'll become poor after paying for it.
01:12 Lastly, we served our dessert
01:14 which is turon with cinnamon and vanilla ice cream.
01:16 It's 6 pieces of turon
01:17 but we only divided it into 3 pieces
01:20 and we sprinkled cinnamon powder
01:21 and added a scoop of vanilla ice cream.
01:23 It's P290 per order.
01:26 We ordered 2 so it's almost P600.
01:28 How much is the turon outside?
01:30 P15.
01:31 You're the customer
01:32 and you only added cinnamon powder
01:34 and vanilla ice cream to the turon.
01:35 You're the one who paid for it.
01:36 You paid P290.
01:38 But if you can afford it in the market,
01:40 don't.
01:40 I thought we're done eating
01:42 but the restaurant still has a surprise for us.
01:45 They have a free cake for our celebrants.
01:47 We both wished for it
01:49 before blowing the candle.
01:51 Our wish is simple,
01:53 that our friendship will last
01:54 and we'll be happy
01:55 in our joint celebrations
01:56 forever and ever.
01:58 [crowd cheering]
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02:05 Your content is so boring.
02:09 It's boring
02:11 and the quality is bad.
02:13 It's like you're watching garbage.
02:16 It's disgusting.
02:18 Compared to your content, Kyle,
02:20 you don't have originality.
02:23 You're just a mugbang.
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02:26 It's a joke.
02:27 You're a dead pig.
02:28 I'm a dead pig?
02:30 Shit.
02:36 Shit.
02:37 I'm done.
02:38 Ready?
02:39 Fight!
02:40 [grunting]
02:41 [grunting]
02:43 Huh?
02:45 [grunting]
02:48 [grunting]
02:50 [laughing]
02:51 [grunting]
02:53 [whooshing]
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03:14 [grunting]
03:15 [clapping]
03:16 You win.
03:17 [grunting]
03:19 [crowd cheering]
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