Twin zoologists lose their wives in a car accident and become obsessed with decomposing animals. | dG1fRms2YnlNYi1kNHc
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00:00 [Screams]
00:02 A is for angel fish.
00:07 In this laboratory, if you are fortunate, it may be possible to see how death behaves.
00:12 C is for butterfly.
00:14 Does it come to animals as it does to humans?
00:17 C is for crocodile.
00:24 Is death more efficient with a striped tiger than it is with a spotted dog?
00:29 D is for dog.
00:31 How fast does a woman decompose?
00:34 Depends on the conditions.
00:36 Does being pregnant make any difference?
00:38 There has been a car accident outside a zoo.
00:41 5,000 accidents happen every day.
00:43 Bizarre, tragic, farcical, acts of God.
00:46 Fit only to amaze the survivors and irritate the insurance company.
00:51 Is the story of this accident any different from any other, for God's sake?
00:55 Or Darwin's?
00:56 Darwin was a good storyteller.
00:59 Once upon a time, there were three bears.
01:03 No nursery stories.
01:04 Oh?
01:05 What's next, ma'am?
01:07 Dead fish.
01:09 If a fish is the father of a mermaid, then who is the mother?
01:13 How much do you know about animals?
01:15 Should you know more?
01:17 The ostrich eats anything at all.
01:19 Do you teach your child the right sort of alphabet?
01:21 The elephant lives to be 100 and never forgets a face.
01:24 L is for?
01:26 Lion.
01:27 The tiles didn't die out.
01:29 They grew feathers and became birds.
01:32 M is for?
01:34 Monkey.
01:35 You must come and tell me some dirty stories.
01:39 O is for?
01:41 Ostrich.
01:44 U is for?
01:45 Penguin.
01:49 Q is for?
01:50 Quail.
01:51 Is leglessness a form of contraception?
01:53 R is for?
01:54 Flounder.
01:57 Two brothers are bereaved by the car accident.
02:00 S is for?
02:01 Twins.
02:02 Their wives were killed in circumstances so bizarre that the brothers are unable to let it rest.
02:07 E is for?
02:08 Don't trust.
02:09 They demand some sort of satisfaction from jealousies from Darwin.
02:14 S is for?
02:15 Their investigations lead them relentlessly to one inevitable conclusion.
02:21 Is that S for?
02:23 Zebra.
02:25 Do you think Adam was a Siamese twin?
02:27 What happened to his brother?
02:29 [Music]