Kevin James: Irregardless | movie | 2024 | Official Clip
Kevin James delivers a hilariously unfiltered take on parenting, marriage, and getting older. As only James can, he cove | dG1fR05md0tuTFVLSWs
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00:00 Body's falling apart, falling apart.
00:02 It's horrible.
00:03 Went to the doctor to get checked out.
00:04 He said, "Everything's really good."
00:06 He goes, "I do want to let you know, though,
00:07 you are pre-diabetic."
00:10 And I was like, "Oh, all right.
00:13 Who isn't, right? Let me go."
00:15 "Why would you even tell me that, right?"
00:24 "Do I have diabetes?"
00:25 He goes, "No."
00:28 "But I could get diabetes?"
00:30 He goes, "Yes."
00:32 "Oh, okay.
00:34 Do you have diabetes?"
00:39 He goes, "No."
00:42 I go, "But could you get diabetes?"
00:45 He said, "I guess so."
00:49 I go, "Let me tell you something.
00:50 You're pre-diabetic."
00:52 "Oh, okay.
00:54 So I go, 'Let me tell you something.
00:55 You're pre-diabetic.'"
00:57 "No charge.
01:04 That's on the house."
01:07 "Are you alive?"
01:08 "Yeah, you're also pre-dead.
01:10 Sorry about that.
01:12 We're all going to die."
01:14 Pre-diabetes.
01:18 "If I have diabetes, tell me.
01:19 I'll change the way I eat."
01:21 What's with the pre?
01:22 That's how this world operates.
01:23 Pre-fear.
01:24 You might.
01:25 Almost.
01:26 You don't know.
01:27 Scan.
01:28 Check.
01:29 Pre-scan.
01:30 What?
01:31 Huh?
01:32 Yeah.
01:33 Everything's fear.
01:34 "Did you hear about Julie?"
01:35 "No."
01:36 "What's the matter with Julie?"
01:37 "She's borderline anemic."
01:39 "Julie has anemia?"
01:41 "No.
01:42 She's borderline.
01:43 She's close."
01:45 "So Julie's anemic?"
01:50 "No, she's not anemic at all.
01:52 Here's the line.
01:53 If you would have anemia, you would be on this side of the line.
01:55 And if you don't have anemia, you're on this side with everybody else.
01:59 Julie's on this side with everybody else.
02:01 She's just slightly ahead of us all, closer to the line where she would have it if she did.
02:06 But she doesn't, so she's closer.
02:09 She's like in the 'whoa, you better watch out soon' area.
02:12 Like maybe."
02:13 "So what do you want me to do?"
02:18 "There's nothing you can do.
02:19 She doesn't have it."
02:22 [laughter]
02:24 "Then why are you telling me?
02:34 I just thought you might want a little more anxiety added onto your plate with everything else that's going on in the world.
02:39 You know, just think about Julie, right?
02:43 Prayers for Julie, you know what I'm saying?
02:46 I mean, like how does she do it?
02:48 How does she do it?
02:49 She has to wake up every day to face another sunrise trudging through the day
02:54 knowing that she almost has something that she doesn't even have.
02:58 She's so close to almost having something that even if she did, it wouldn't be that bad
03:05 because she could clear it up with some red meat and a little B12.
03:10 But she, she almost has it, man.
03:17 She's there, she's in the trenches with this.
03:19 She has two kids, what does she tell them?
03:22 How do they grow up knowing that they have a mother that's going to be fine?"
03:26 [laughter]
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03:42 (upbeat music)