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Tahanang Pinakamasaya! (TP) is a noontime variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and currently being aired by GMA Network.
Tahanang Pinakamasaya! (TP) is a noontime variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and currently being aired by GMA Network.
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10:59 I bought these shoes from the market.
11:03 And this shirt is P50.
11:08 And this clothes is my mom's old clothes.
11:12 And this dress is from Betong.
11:23 We're going to the market.
11:29 Let's do a showdown.
11:34 Music!
11:59 Let's decide who's the most expensive.
12:04 Is it Karol?
12:05 Is it Edward?
12:09 Is it Edward?
12:13 Is it Karol?
12:15 It's even.
12:19 It's even.
12:20 How is that?
12:21 It's even.
12:23 I'll imitate Tupad.
12:25 You both have P2,000.
12:28 Wow!
12:29 I'll get P1,000 from my pocket.
12:36 P1,000.
12:41 Okay, let's get back to our seats.
12:45 Yorme, we're ready.
12:47 Okay, thank you, Pau.
12:49 Thank you, thank you.
12:50 Pau, it looks like you have a face on your neck.
12:57 Who is it?
12:58 The family that we were with in GEDD last week.
13:01 Pustiso family.
13:03 Thank you.
13:07 Is it him?
13:09 Is it him?
13:10 Or just a face?
13:11 It's me.
13:12 It's him.
13:13 Yorme, we're already streaming.
13:16 I gave you Pustiso.
13:17 We're already streaming, Yorme.
13:19 Because I'm streaming.
13:22 Nana is there.
13:24 On that side.
13:26 Thank you.
13:27 Are you happy?
13:29 We're so happy!
13:31 Hello, Nana.
13:36 Smile.
13:37 Smile.
13:38 Smile.
13:39 Smile.
13:40 Smile, Nana.
13:41 Smile.
13:42 Yeah.
13:43 This guy looks like a vampire.
13:46 I love you.
13:50 I love you, okay.
13:51 Of course, our gang players need to hear the mechanics of our game.
13:57 Secondly, there's a light from the noontime goddess.
14:00 This is how it's done.
14:11 We have prepared a trivia for Yorme and Paulo.
14:15 If the answer is correct, you will be lined up here in Nanka.
14:19 If the answer is wrong, you will be lined up here in Wakali.
14:22 If the answer is wrong, you will be out.
14:24 And whoever is left, will be the first one to go to the two stations.
14:30 You will be the only one.
14:31 Before you line up, you will hear the music.
14:35 Here it is.
14:36 That's your time to line up.
14:49 Okay, the winner will get P5,000.
14:52 Ready?
14:54 Aha.
14:57 Let's do it.
14:59 What's with your smile?
15:02 Your smile is like heaven.
15:04 You look like you're happy.
15:06 Do you want to go to heaven?
15:07 Not again, Yorme.
15:09 Not again?
15:10 But Yorme.
15:11 You're only 18.
15:12 Yes.
15:13 But you look like you're 30.
15:14 Yorme.
15:18 I just got flattered.
15:19 Just got flattered.
15:20 Yorme.
15:21 I didn't know you have a lot of money here in Tondo.
15:23 Do you want to get cold?
15:24 Why? Do you have money?
15:26 Here.
15:27 Where did you get that?
15:28 I danced earlier.
15:29 The one who was tumbling.
15:31 Did you see? He drank again.
15:34 No.
15:35 Nine.
15:36 Ten.
15:38 Right, Pao? Instead of drinking, he drank.
15:41 I'll be back, Pao.
15:46 I'll be back, Teban.
15:47 I'll be back.
15:48 I'll be back.
15:49 I'll be back, Teban.
15:50 Let's get ready.
15:52 Here we go.
15:53 Okay, first question.
15:56 Question number three.
15:58 Skin
16:03 or skin
16:05 is the largest part
16:07 of a human body.
16:11 Ready or not,
16:15 go!
16:16 They're not at the end.
16:27 You know, Pao, our teachers are watching us from the closet.
16:33 Shout out to all our teachers in the closet.
16:35 Shout out to our teachers.
16:37 Is skin the largest part?
16:43 Yorme.
16:44 Oh, Pao.
16:46 None of you went to the closet.
16:48 None of you.
16:49 It looks like we'll finish early.
16:52 It looks like.
16:53 I'm in the closet.
16:55 Me too.
16:56 Here, all of you are in the closet.
17:00 Closet.
17:01 None of you went to the closet.
17:03 Yes, my dear students, get ready.
17:05 I might pick a color again because it looks like no one will win.
17:13 Here we go.
17:14 You, Tevan.
17:15 Tevan is leading.
17:17 Why? What is the largest part of a human body?
17:20 Skin.
17:21 Skin.
17:24 Are you sure?
17:26 Are you sure?
17:28 He's sure.
17:29 Are you sure?
17:33 Yes.
17:34 Your mind won't change?
17:35 Okay, the correct answer is
17:40 Nangka.
17:43 The body weight is 15% because of the skin.
17:47 Listen to your brother, Paolo.
17:51 I thought it was a bone.
17:52 Your brother, Paolo will ask again.
17:54 Listen carefully.
17:56 Question number 13.
18:01 We're in the animal kingdom.
18:06 Betz.
18:08 I have a question in Wakali.
18:11 Betz.
18:12 Betong called you.
18:13 Betong.
18:18 What animal is it today?
18:20 In the animal kingdom, the crocodile is the strongest.
18:29 Nangka or Wakali.
18:32 Go!
18:34 You can do it!
18:35 Wakali!
18:36 Nangka or Wakali!
18:38 Chamba, Chamba!
18:39 This time, you won!
18:41 There.
18:43 You can do it.
18:45 There are three Wakali.
18:46 You're still forward.
18:48 Okay, that's a B-pop.
18:50 Yorme.
18:54 Yes, sir.
18:57 Here, there are three Wakali and all of them are Nangka.
19:02 In the animal kingdom, the crocodile is the strongest.
19:08 Of course, it's beaten up.
19:09 Yes, it's scary.
19:11 Yorme, are there many?
19:15 Here, there are many.
19:18 It's very clear that many will go home.
19:21 Yorme, I'll just ask a few questions.
19:29 Why Nangka?
19:31 Oh, sure.
19:32 Why Nangka?
19:33 Do you believe that the crocodile is the strongest?
19:37 Yes.
19:39 Really?
19:40 You, Nay, just agree.
19:41 How?
19:43 Yes.
19:44 So, all of you, just agree.
19:45 Agree with Edward.
19:47 Okay.
19:49 Get ready later.
19:51 Ara will ask again.
19:52 Ara will also ask.
19:56 Kim.
19:57 There are bling-bling.
19:59 Why Nangka?
20:00 Have you seen a crocodile eating?
20:03 Yes, ma'am.
20:05 Because I like wild animals.
20:07 Of course, we are very fond of crocodiles.
20:09 We like to bite.
20:11 Wild.
20:15 So, are you sure that Nangka?
20:18 Yesterday, once more together.
20:20 Sierra!
20:22 She has conviction.
20:23 Are you sure?
20:25 I'm sure.
20:26 Pao, what's the right answer?
20:28 Wait a minute, Jorme.
20:29 Wait a minute.
20:31 For those who answered in the election,
20:32 what do you think is the right answer if not crocodile?
20:35 Strongly biting.
20:37 Which one?
20:38 Who?
20:39 Who is stronger in biting a crocodile?
20:40 Crocodile.
20:42 Crocodile?
20:43 That's it.
20:44 Strongly biting.
20:48 Who is stronger in biting if not crocodile?
20:49 Betong!
20:51 Betong.
20:54 Dinosaur.
20:56 Oh, here it is.
20:57 The right answer in Animal Kingdom is crocodile.
21:00 The one who is strongest in biting is
21:02 Wakali!
21:06 Wow!
21:07 Right?
21:09 Because, because, because.
21:10 Orca.
21:14 Orca.
21:16 The one who is strongest.
21:18 I'm sure, I'm sure.
21:19 For those who answered in Barbie.
21:20 Okay.
21:21 Because the one who is strongest in biting is Orca.
21:26 Orca, the killer whale?
21:27 Is that it? The killer whale.
21:29 The black and white.
21:31 You know why?
21:32 Why is Orca strong?
21:33 Because he likes vegetables.
21:35 Okra.
21:36 He was corny to himself.
21:49 You have a bad breath.
21:50 You have a bad breath.
21:52 You're imitating me.
21:54 You're imitating me for being corny.
21:55 I'm going to think about it.
21:56 I'm going to think about it.
22:04 I'm going to think about it.
22:05 I'm going to think about it.
22:06 Question number 10.
22:10 Geography.
22:22 The capital of Australia is Sydney.
22:26 The winner is Go!
22:31 There.
22:43 It's obvious that he's copying.
22:44 He's copying since elementary school.
22:47 At the end.
22:50 Yarme.
22:51 You're complaining.
22:52 Why?
22:53 He didn't hear it.
22:54 He didn't hear it?
22:55 He's copying.
22:56 He didn't understand.
22:57 Okay.
22:59 For you.
23:00 He's being corny.
23:01 The capital of Australia is Sydney.
23:03 Which one?
23:06 Sydney, Australia.
23:08 The capital is Sydney.
23:10 One, two.
23:12 Why were you being corny earlier?
23:14 There.
23:15 Someone moved.
23:16 Someone moved?
23:17 There.
23:18 Okay.
23:19 How are you?
23:20 It looks like he's being corny in the studio.
23:23 Yarme.
23:24 One of you moved because he believes that the capital of Australia is Sydney.
23:29 Do you believe it?
23:30 I believe it.
23:31 You, Nay.
23:33 Mamicha.
23:34 Nay, what's the real capital of Australia?
23:37 Huh?
23:40 A.
23:43 A?
23:44 Of course.
23:46 Capital A.
23:48 [laughs]
23:49 You're good.
23:53 It's hard to talk to him, Yarme.
23:56 You're being corny, Nay.
24:00 It's just two things.
24:02 It's hard to talk to us or we can talk to him.
24:05 You're good.
24:07 You're good.
24:09 The capital of Australia is A.
24:11 That's right.
24:12 Huh?
24:16 You're good, Ate.
24:17 The correct answer is
24:22 Wakali.
24:24 Wakali.
24:26 False because
24:27 Canberra is the capital of Australia.
24:32 Canberra.
24:33 Hello to our fellow citizens of Australia, Ate Marisa.
24:37 I miss you.
24:38 It's Canberra.
24:41 Pao.
24:44 This is the question, Nay.
24:45 Yarme.
24:46 You're one-on-one.
24:47 Yes, I'm one-on-one.
24:48 Mommy,
24:50 if one of you goes to Wakali,
24:53 the other one will go to the right.
24:55 Just relax.
24:56 Oh, my grandma.
24:58 Just relax.
24:59 Okay.
25:01 Just listen to the question.
25:03 Ready.
25:05 Question number
25:10 Okay.
25:12 Question number six.
25:13 Question number six.
25:14 In Chinese astrology,
25:19 the year 2024 is known as
25:24 Year of the Wood Dragon.
25:27 Of Ka or Wakali?
25:30 Go!
25:32 There it is.
25:42 Wait, Pao.
25:43 I can see the three of you.
25:45 Can you see it?
25:48 I can't catch up.
25:50 Do you know what this is?
25:52 Just imitating.
25:55 You're following the
25:56 You're following the first group.
25:59 Then, when you're about to leave,
26:01 Where are you?
26:03 You're already in pairs.
26:06 Oh, my.
26:10 Let's listen to your answer, Paolo.
26:11 What's your correct answer?
26:12 Okay.
26:13 The correct answer is
26:15 2024 Year of the Wood Dragon is
26:19 Nangka!
26:22 Jorme!
26:29 Oh, there's a draw.
26:31 There is.
26:32 You have a winner here.
26:34 That's why you have an extra.
26:35 Because we gave you swimming.
26:36 A draw of P5,000.
26:40 There it is.
26:41 Jorme gave him the last one.
26:44 So, he has a replacement.
26:46 Yes.
26:47 Two sets.
26:48 And the new one he just got has braces.
26:50 Oh, yes.
26:51 Like, "Share, share, share."
26:53 "I want to share."
26:54 Sister Carol, congratulations.
26:56 What can you say about the most joyful place?
26:58 It's very joyful here.
26:59 That's why you should come here.
27:01 There it is.
27:02 Thank you very much, sister.
27:05 Jorme, continue the game there.
27:08 Okay, thank you.
27:09 Congratulations to our studio audience.
27:11 Here it is.
27:13 If we run out of time,
27:15 no one will win.
27:17 Go home.
27:18 That's why we should share.
27:20 I have a tip.
27:22 You should talk to each other.
27:24 Let's be friends.
27:25 Okay.
27:28 Question number 17.
27:31 The Ilog Cagayan or Rio Grande de Cagayan
27:37 is the longest river in the Philippines.
27:41 Nanka or Wakali, go.
27:44 There it is.
27:54 It's clear now.
27:56 It's clear.
27:58 What is the longest river?
28:01 Ilog Pasig is the nearest, Jorme.
28:03 Why are you so far away?
28:06 She knows it.
28:07 She's from Marikina to Delpan.
28:10 Here in Codli.
28:11 What is the longest river?
28:14 Ilog Pasig.
28:15 She's really from Tondo.
28:17 Are you sure, Brad?
28:21 Are you sure?
28:22 The correct answer is
28:24 the Ilog Cagayan or Rio Grande de Cagayan,
28:29 the longest river in the Philippines,
28:31 is Nanka.
28:33 Correct.
28:35 There, two more.
28:37 We'll go first.
28:41 I'll repeat.
28:44 Here are five balls.
28:47 Whoever goes in first
28:50 will go to the other side.
28:52 Okay?
28:53 Ready?
28:54 Question.
29:03 Here it is.
29:04 I'm also wrong here.
29:07 Question number 12.
29:09 Tomorrow's English is tomorrow.
29:16 The correct spelling is
29:20 Nanka or Wakali, go.
29:31 Nanka or Wakali, go.
29:33 Ara, why is it Nanka?
29:43 You seem so sure, Kuya.
29:45 Why is it Nanka?
29:46 Spelling.
29:47 Spell tomorrow.
29:48 Tomorrow.
29:49 T-O-R-O-W
29:54 W.
29:55 Towarow.
29:59 Okay.
30:00 Towarow.
30:01 How about you?
30:03 Spelling tomorrow.
30:04 As long as it has double R-O-W.
30:06 Okay, your spelling.
30:08 T-O-M-O-R-R-O-W
30:10 Where did you study?
30:12 UDM.
30:13 Elementary?
30:14 Elementary.
30:15 First, I was a VP.
30:16 I was a major in physical education.
30:20 No, when you were in elementary, where did you study?
30:22 Batang Almario?
30:23 Yes.
30:24 You're so good.
30:25 Your teacher is proud of you because the correct answer is Wakali.
30:31 The correct spelling of tomorrow is T-O-M-O-R-O-W
30:42 The other one is double W.
30:44 Okay, next.
30:48 You already won.
30:50 What's your name?
30:51 J. Manuel Durandino.
30:52 J. Manuel, you already won P5,000.
30:55 Ariana, what's your answer?
30:57 You don't have any?
30:58 I'm in debt again.
31:00 I got caught again.
31:03 Thank you so much to the gangsters contestants who played with us today.
31:10 Thank you, Barangay 19 Zone Tutundu, Manila.
31:13 Of course, to the avangers, every day, we have a lot of Anly.
31:17 Anly Tulong is happy here in Tahanang.
31:19 So, please stand here in the deadline because the whole family is here.
31:25 Scan now because this is the QR back to studio.
31:29 - [Announcer] We are back.