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00:00 *car noises*
00:02 Alright, Bjorn, I'm taking you to school.
00:04 Oh, they're trying to merge. Idiots.
00:06 *car noises*
00:08 *car noises*
00:10 *car noises*
00:12 Oh, we're fine. Just gotta hit this ramp.
00:14 *car noises*
00:16 *car noises*
00:18 So I was saying, I'm actually a great driver.
00:20 So today we're looking at other bad drivers.
00:22 Not me, of course.
00:24 You may have seen these pop up in your feed.
00:26 Ryan Gosling from DriveMeme.
00:28 It's just random dash cam footage.
00:30 But the thing about it...
00:32 *sad music*
00:34 *sad music*
00:36 *sad music*
00:38 It's like you never know
00:40 what you're gonna get. People are crazy.
00:42 I realize
00:44 there's just an ungodly amount of these footage.
00:46 In Indianapolis,
00:48 an SUV approaches a red light
00:50 at an intersection.
00:52 As a pedestrian enters the crosswalk.
00:54 Typical pedestrians.
00:56 Messing everything up.
00:58 *car noises*
01:00 Jesus Christ.
01:02 *car noises*
01:04 *car noises*
01:06 *laughs*
01:08 *laughs*
01:10 Where the f*ck did that come from?
01:12 Hey, anyone drop this?
01:14 *laughs*
01:16 Does this belong to anyone?
01:18 If you felt bad for laughing at the white car
01:20 in the first scene, you have a good heart.
01:22 Yeah, I felt bad. I actually...
01:24 Oof.
01:26 Come on. You know they're fine
01:28 in these footage, right? They're fine.
01:30 *car noises*
01:32 *car noises*
01:34 See? See?
01:36 No one was harmed. They said it.
01:38 *laughs*
01:40 There he is. Totally fine.
01:42 I'm just gonna make a left turn
01:44 without looking.
01:46 Ah sh*t.
01:48 *laughs* They're fine.
01:50 They're fine. It's okay to laugh. Stop pretending.
01:52 I'll show you how good I am at parking
01:54 later. I think that's really my specialty.
01:56 *car noises*
01:58 World's worst drivers.
02:00 *car noises*
02:02 Are they in Russia?
02:04 *car noises*
02:06 Jesus!
02:08 *car noises*
02:10 Is that common in Russia? I would've been a terrible driver.
02:12 How did they not dodge those trees? What an idiot.
02:14 I would've just...
02:16 *car noises*
02:18 Out of there.
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04:16 Ding-
04:18 Oh my god!
04:20 Oh my god!
04:22 Oh my god!
04:24 No accident.
04:26 How is this worse driver?
04:28 There was no accident. If anything, that was
04:30 clutch as hell. Look at that.
04:32 People do this to me all the time.
04:34 They expect me to stop. And it's like
04:36 no. I wish I was a truck
04:38 so I just had an excuse to run into them.
04:40 I don't wish that actually.
04:42 But if I ever drive
04:46 a truck-
04:48 *screaming*
04:50 *screaming*
04:52 Oh my god!
04:54 Oh my god!
04:56 I know I shouldn't be laughing. They're traumatized.
04:58 But I feel like I'm part of it.
05:00 Alright. Let's switch over to
05:02 Australia. There's Australian
05:04 dash cam owners of Australia
05:06 apparently. It's a YouTube channel.
05:08 *car honking*
05:10 *car honking*
05:12 Yeah.
05:14 You fucking mong!
05:16 Thank you.
05:18 Took the words out of my mouth.
05:20 I wish Ken was here.
05:22 He could confirm if they sound like that.
05:24 *car honking*
05:26 Yeah. Yeah, no.
05:28 No. You can't honk that.
05:30 Go on. Do it. I bet you'd enjoy it.
05:32 Jesus.
05:36 Should've looked left.
05:38 Oh shit.
05:40 Come on.
05:42 *laughing*
05:44 *laughing*
05:46 That's what you get.
05:48 Just completely shit on.
05:50 Oh now you're going back. Okay, great.
05:52 The reaction time.
05:54 *clapping*
05:56 *clapping*
05:58 *clapping*
06:00 *clapping*
06:02 *clapping*
06:04 *clapping*
06:06 Your husband's a little bitch.
06:08 *laughing*
06:10 *laughing*
06:12 I love having this wheel here. This is so much fun.
06:14 I feel like when you give the kid
06:16 a controller and they're not playing.
06:18 Customer says there's no spare tire.
06:20 Okay.
06:22 What is it? Underneath the car?
06:24 *laughing*
06:26 *laughing*
06:28 *laughing*
06:30 I can't find it.
06:32 Where is it?
06:34 For seeing an idiot.
06:36 Alright. I'm gonna skip some.
06:38 Jesus.
06:40 That's why. That's why I moved.
06:44 But yeah.
06:46 What do you think I would let that guy hit me
06:48 from behind? I don't know. Sometimes when people
06:50 you know, switch lane really quick in front of you
06:52 and you're moving and then there's a stopped car. You know
06:54 that could cause an accident but I don't think
06:56 that was the case there. Ah sh*t.
06:58 Oh no.
07:00 Bro why?
07:02 Bro you can't park there.
07:04 Yeah I'm ready to back up.
07:06 Check this sh*t out. I'm just gonna be late.
07:08 *laughing*
07:10 Oh f*ck.
07:12 Yeah I'm back up more.
07:14 God damn!
07:16 Oh!
07:18 Oh!
07:20 Oh!
07:22 If just one second I could see something like that.
07:24 Why did he stop?
07:26 You're on a fuel there?
07:28 I've seen this one. It's a classic.
07:30 *laughing*
07:32 *laughing*
07:34 He catches the cop speeding.
07:36 *laughing*
07:38 *laughing*
07:40 Yeah?
07:42 What do you get to say
07:44 for yourself?
07:46 *laughing*
07:48 What's the problem officer?
07:50 Oh wait that's me. I mean.
07:52 Oh he was hitting his brakes.
07:54 Okay alright.
07:56 Alright.
07:58 I don't wanna
08:00 cause an accident.
08:02 I'm in the, I'm on the sidewalk dude.
08:04 He's just standing there.
08:06 *laughing*
08:08 *laughing*
08:10 Love it.
08:12 I love it. Hero.
08:14 Although you know people do that in UK. It's really irritating.
08:16 I mean I didn't do it because
08:18 I didn't do it.
08:20 But I got a letter from like a random person
08:22 be like we caught you speeding. I'm like
08:24 is it a ticket? No it's just some guy.
08:26 I mean this didn't happen to me. I'm just imagining
08:28 the scenario.
08:30 And yeah. I was like what am I gonna do?
08:32 Sorry.
08:34 Get a hobby. Okay?
08:36 Not by me. I didn't do anything by the way.
08:38 This never happened. I'm a great driver.
08:40 Check this shit out.
08:42 Okay. Stop sign.
08:44 It didn't stop.
08:46 What an idiot.
08:48 What an idiot.
08:50 Okay I guess we're going here.
08:52 Woah!
08:56 Shortcut. Alright well anyway.
09:02 You see my point. You see my point.
09:04 Ohio State Senator using Zoom background
09:06 of his home office while driving
09:08 debating a bill for harsher penalties
09:10 for distracted driving.
09:12 *laughing*
09:14 That can't be real.
09:16 He's in his living room. What's the problem? I don't get it.
09:18 I was wearing seatbelt in my house.
09:20 You never know what's gonna hit you.
09:22 Let's switch it up a bit. Let's look at people parking
09:24 cause that's my forte and people
09:26 are just bad at parking man. Look at this dude.
09:28 *laughing*
09:30 He's like I'm doing the same move over
09:34 and over again. It doesn't work.
09:36 Come on you can do it.
09:38 No!
09:40 They did not try to push the car.
09:42 They gotta push harder. Idiots.
09:44 *laughing*
09:46 Go left!
09:52 No f***ing way. He just parked like that.
09:54 Oh that was beautiful.
09:58 Parking. There's just something about it.
10:00 I don't know what it is.
10:02 Let's see some other good ones.
10:04 This looks like it's in China.
10:06 I keep hearing great things about Chinese drivers.
10:08 Uh huh.
10:12 *laughing*
10:14 That's a good parking.
10:16 He's right between the lines.
10:18 Oh he's adjusting. Oh!
10:20 *laughing*
10:22 Alright. He made some
10:24 new parking space. That's great. How considerate.
10:26 Uh we're back in China.
10:28 Great.
10:30 How do you end up like this?
10:32 Oh god you gotta push the car.
10:34 You just gotta go out and push the car.
10:36 *laughing*
10:38 Oh she did it. Oh we're in Russia now.
10:40 Great.
10:42 No that can't be real.
10:44 *laughing*
10:46 *laughing*
10:48 *laughing*
10:50 *laughing*
10:52 *laughing*
10:54 *laughing*
10:56 *laughing*
10:58 *laughing*
11:00 *laughing*
11:02 That can't be real.
11:04 That can't be real.
11:06 He realized he missed the exit.
11:08 He's all been there.
11:10 Now I gotta add like at least 50.
11:12 Jesus Christ.
11:14 Is he gonna turn around?
11:16 He's just gonna back up.
11:18 That's uh. Oh god.
11:20 He's actually doing it.
11:22 *laughing*
11:24 This is in Europe.
11:26 *laughing*
11:28 Yeah I'd probably back up too if I see someone
11:30 go against traffic.
11:32 Just like get out of my way.
11:34 *laughing*
11:36 Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
11:38 Giga Chad.
11:40 *laughing*
11:42 He didn't miss it by a little.
11:44 *laughing*
11:46 Is he gonna make it?
11:48 Oh my f***ing god. That's so
11:50 dangerous.
11:52 Nailed it.
11:54 Yeah.
11:56 *laughing*
11:58 I love that.
12:00 Volvo driver. Mistook one for another.
12:02 Typical Volvo drivers.
12:04 He got no idea what's going on.
12:06 Oh sh*t.
12:08 Oh he's fine. Okay.
12:10 No way!
12:20 *laughing*
12:22 *laughing*
12:24 You idiot! What are you doing?
12:26 F***ing Volvo drivers. Fools!
12:28 *laughing*
12:30 Woah.
12:32 Woah.
12:34 He's lucky that didn't flip over.
12:36 Drive off to the sunset.
12:38 Through the ocean. *laughing*
12:40 This kind of stuff would happen a lot in UK.
12:42 Because it rains all the time.
12:44 You just gotta commit, you know?
12:48 Now it stopped working.
12:50 *laughing*
12:52 *laughing*
12:54 Ah what an idiot.
12:56 Ah they got it back.
13:00 Just gotta clear some water.
13:02 Nope. *laughing*
13:04 Jeez.
13:06 Is that a Tesla?
13:08 Alright.
13:10 Tesla made it.
13:12 Mercedes.
13:14 Looks alright.
13:18 Nope. *laughing*
13:20 Yeah.
13:24 That's the way to do it.
13:26 Can't go- No.
13:28 Cooper-san.
13:30 Look how much water is in the side of that car.
13:32 Is that a Subaru?
13:36 Kia?
13:38 Ford. I can't see. It's Kia.
13:40 *laughing*
13:42 No way!
13:44 *laughing*
13:46 The balls on going
13:48 after the Mini and then
13:50 still f*** it up.
13:52 An off-road vehicle's gotta make it, right?
13:56 Land Rover. Yeah.
13:58 Yeah, yeah.
14:00 Is that a Toyota?
14:02 Come on Toyota-san.
14:04 Ah.
14:08 Ah.
14:10 Come on.
14:12 UK, a country that rains in all the time.
14:14 Should we do something about it?
14:16 No. F*** no.
14:18 I remember when my house flooded one time
14:20 in the UK and the guy was just like, "I don't know."
14:22 I'm like, "Cool."
14:24 Thank you. Alright, I'll show you guys
14:26 how good I am at parking really quick.
14:28 Maybe go to a
14:30 Smash Repairs? No.
14:32 Hire?
14:34 Oh, Motel. Okay. Let's go.
14:36 Jesus, what an idiot.
14:38 Oh my god.
14:40 Moose!
14:42 Alright, speed run. Speed run park.
14:44 Reverse. How do I reverse?
14:48 Reverse. There we go.
14:50 *engine revving*
14:52 *engine revving*
14:54 *engine revving*
14:56 *engine revving*
14:58 Neutral.
15:00 *engine revving*
15:02 *engine revving*
15:04 *engine revving*
15:06 That's pretty good.
15:08 There we go.
15:10 Oops.
15:12 *ding*
15:14 Eh?