• 11 months ago
SEIZE THEM Trailer 2024 Aimee Lou Wood Nicola Coughlan
Transcript
00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:01 The wall is breached.
00:04 Fighting in the passages.
00:07 Screams of the dying.
00:09 Yes, dying peasants, though, don't we think?
00:12 Footsteps coming closer.
00:14 [SWORD RINGS]
00:15 [SWORD RINGS]
00:17 They're at the door.
00:19 Oh, dear.
00:20 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:22 Humble Joan, I challenge you to single combat.
00:26 A fighting queen at last!
00:29 [SWORD RINGS]
00:30 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:32 Your throne is lost.
00:33 When I was a girl, I watched my father punish traitors.
00:37 He would cleave off their arms and shove them up their arses.
00:40 That's nice.
00:41 And then he would cleave off their arses
00:43 and shove those up, whatever remained.
00:46 Greetings, peasants!
00:47 Your queen needs clothes.
00:49 My name is Bobik.
00:50 We'll walk to Fingerstone Rock to find
00:53 new soldiers for the queen.
00:54 You're going to need a horse.
00:55 They all died.
00:57 A dragon, then?
00:57 Yeah, they're not real.
01:00 Cough.
01:02 Someone's helping her, someone clever.
01:04 I was born in a bin.
01:05 When we were little, we couldn't afford clothes,
01:07 so we made our own out of nettles.
01:10 Ouch.
01:11 That was my first word.
01:14 It's all over for Queen Dagon.
01:15 Absolutely fantastic.
01:16 If I were to compose a ranking list
01:18 of my favorite evil diamonds, she'd never make top 20.
01:20 Let's not be too hard on her.
01:22 Nailed on bottom five, bottom two even.
01:25 I have heard she lurks here in the east.
01:27 And she's done poos in your wealth.
01:29 [CROWD GASPS]
01:32 She doesn't do that.
01:33 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:37 Please don't leave me.
01:40 Second life safety.
01:41 Second life safety.
01:42 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:44 Eat my jellyfish.
01:45 Who grew that?
01:47 Who dares to defame your queen?
01:49 Feet first.
01:51 I'm still alive.
01:54 What?
01:55 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:57 [SCREAMS]
01:58 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:01 It's a snail.
02:02 Chris.
02:03 Close it.
02:05 Magnificent.
02:06 Outstanding.
02:07 [LAUGHS]
02:08 High four.
02:09 High four.
02:10 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:11 Last place is either Dagon or Magnus the Flagellator.
02:16 And Magnus did a lot more charity work than people remember.
02:19 They're sort of overshadowed, you know, by the flagellations.
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02:43 (upbeat music)