Aired (January 21, 2024): ‘Yung bored na bored ka na sa buhay kaya ‘yung buhay na lang ng kapitbahay mo ‘yung ginawa mong teleserye pero bigla siyang nagpabayad ng monthly subscription?!
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00:00 Kuya, thank you for teaching me how to drive.
00:04 Daddy didn't force me to teach you.
00:07 I won't teach you because you're stupid to drive.
00:10 Kuya, you know I'm nervous.
00:14 If you want to learn, open your mouth.
00:18 Really.
00:20 Sorry, Kuya. You know I'm nervous.
00:24 Open your mouth a little.
00:29 Okay, Kuya.
00:30 Be careful. You might hit the...
00:34 Sorry, Kuya.
00:36 I'll go ahead, Kuya.
00:40 Brake! Brake! Brake!
00:44 I said brake!
00:47 You're so stupid. Sorry.
00:49 Open your eyes.
00:50 You saw a crossroad and you didn't want to brake.
00:52 I didn't mean to. I'm just nervous. Sorry.
00:57 You're crying.
00:58 Go ahead.
01:00 You saw a crossroad.
01:04 You're so stupid.
01:06 Okay, brake. Be careful.
01:09 Kuya, that's...
01:16 Isn't that Sonia? Your girlfriend?
01:21 She's with a guy.
01:24 That's not fair. Who can be with her?
01:27 Oh, Kuya. Can't you see? You're turning left.
01:31 I'm talking to you. You should brake.
01:33 I don't know what to do.
01:36 What's that, Kuya? It's just for fun.
01:39 Don't be nervous. Open your eyes, Kuya.
01:42 I don't know what to do. Sorry. Sorry.
01:46 What's that, Kuya? You're always saying sorry.
01:49 You should brake. You're turning left.
01:53 You should brake.
01:54 Kuya, don't be shy. You're so stupid.
01:59 I don't know what to do.
02:01 You should brake. Hurry up.
02:03 You should brake. I'm calling you.
02:05 You should brake. Hurry up.
02:07 Good afternoon, sir. Welcome to Star Truck.
02:18 Let me remind you.
02:21 You should only buy one coffee.
02:22 Just one coffee and share it.
02:24 Why?
02:27 That's how you should order coffee in a coffee shop.
02:29 You don't have to spend money.
02:31 What's important is that others know that you're in Star Truck.
02:34 That's what's important here.
02:36 Okay. Let's go.
02:39 You guys can look for it. But it's Star Truck.
02:42 Wait. Where are you going?
02:46 We're leaving.
02:48 You can't leave yet.
02:50 Why?
02:51 You only have three hours.
02:53 Three hours for a small coffee.
02:55 If it's a medium coffee, you should stay here for six hours.
02:58 We're not like that. We still have work.
03:01 Work? You should've brought your laptop.
03:04 We're already late.
03:06 You're the one who's late.
03:08 Star Truck.
03:10 Oh, I'm sorry.
03:12 Stay in line.
03:19 Come in.
03:20 Hello.
03:22 Do you have a vacancy?
03:24 This is it.
03:26 You can stay here.
03:28 It's just for two people.
03:30 We're three.
03:32 You can have an extra chair.
03:34 There are a lot of customers.
03:36 You can share it.
03:39 What?
03:41 No, he can't.
03:43 He can't afford it.
03:46 You can't order coffee.
03:48 You can't make it dry.
03:50 You have a vacancy, right?
03:52 What do you mean?
03:54 You can't drink coffee.
03:56 That's the end.
03:58 They want coffee.
04:00 We can move the chair.
04:02 Sorry, ma'am.
04:04 They can't leave because they have an immunity.
04:07 Immunity?
04:09 What's that?
04:11 They can stay here as long as they want.
04:15 Really?
04:16 Yes.
04:18 Girls, let's go.
04:23 We don't have an account here.
04:25 What do you mean?
04:27 Let's go.
04:29 Come on, let's go.
04:31 You don't have to ask.
04:33 This is the most famous one.
04:35 Whatever.
04:37 Wait, where are you going?
04:42 I'm leaving.
04:44 I'll stay here for the day.
04:45 How many coffees did you order?
04:47 One large. Why?
04:50 One large?
04:52 Very good.
04:54 That's how it should be.
04:56 That's how others should be.
04:58 Wait, did you take a selfie?
05:00 Actually, no. Why?
05:02 No? Why didn't you take a selfie?
05:04 You should've taken a selfie with your coffee.
05:06 That's not allowed.
05:08 What will your followers say?
05:11 You came here to think of people who are rich even if they're not.
05:14 Huh?
05:16 Okay, take a selfie.
05:19 Hold it.
05:21 No content.
05:23 Very good. No content.
05:25 You should take a selfie with no content.
05:27 You know what, Bubble Gang?
05:30 These are just for fun.
05:32 They're just made by the writers of Bubble Gang.
05:34 But if you know someone like this,
05:36 like this video and tag them in the comments.
05:39 [Farting]
05:40 Smile!
05:42 Very good! Like and comment if you're watching this
05:50 because it's Sunday, Bubble Gang!
05:54 The stars of "Makiling" will be happy with us today.
06:00 Let's welcome our guests, Elvin Yanueva and Derek Bolesterio.
06:08 I just want to remind you that you're free to join us here.
06:10 So join us in our last trip tonight.
06:12 Here at the country's number one comedy show,
06:14 this is Bubble Gang!
06:17 Does it hurt?
06:37 Oh my!
06:38 This girl is so annoying.
06:40 She owns a cellphone and has a lot of buzzers.
06:43 What can I do?
06:45 She posts a lot of things on Facebook.
06:48 It's all drama.
06:50 She has a lot of buzzers.
06:52 She posts a lot of things on me.
06:54 You know here on IG,
06:56 everyone is getting impressed.
06:58 They post about vacation, clothes, food or selfie.
07:03 That's why this girl is not letting me catch her.
07:06 And the caption is "Bible verse".
07:09 Oh my!
07:12 She has a lot of drama on me.
07:15 Why? What is she doing?
07:17 Oh my! She always has a lot of buzzers.
07:20 She makes everyone impress her.
07:23 She knows everything.
07:25 But the truth is, she always has a lot of buzzers.
07:28 She just tries not to look at me.
07:31 She will make it look like she doesn't know anything.
07:35 She's a smart one.
07:36 That's what we call artificial intelligence.
07:39 Here in the Tender,
07:42 she doesn't know how to flirt.
07:44 Even when she's looking for a match,
07:47 she doesn't have one.
07:49 Who else has red flags?
07:51 She's the one who's swiping right.
07:53 Very right, Tender.
07:56 I have a complaint to Adler.
07:58 What is your complaint?
08:00 Oh my!
08:03 She always does trending dances.
08:06 And the backgrounds she uses
08:09 are the same.
08:11 It's like she's doing a shower curtain.
08:13 That's why she got a cellphone.
08:16 She's a digital creator now.
08:18 Oh my!
08:24 If you're going to bash me, don't do it.
08:27 Did you think I didn't hear you?
08:31 You're always complaining.
08:33 What if I delete you?
08:35 See?
08:51 You're listening.
08:53 You're saying a lot of things.
08:55 I'm afraid you'll get deleted.
08:57 Oh!
08:59 [phone ringing]
09:02 [music playing]
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09:41 Boss.
09:42 I'm telling you about our runner.
09:45 He's the one who will get our commission.
09:48 Hi, boss.
09:50 William.
09:51 Is he good?
09:53 Boss, don't worry.
09:55 He's fast.
09:56 Really?
09:58 William.
10:00 Yes, boss.
10:01 Are you ready for what I'm going to do?
10:02 What am I going to do, boss?
10:04 I need you to go to our pawnshop in Pasay.
10:07 Get a collection there.
10:10 And return it to me because I'm going to give it to Big Boss.
10:12 Do you understand?
10:13 Yes, boss.
10:14 I'll get the collection and I'll give it to Big Boss.
10:17 No.
10:19 You'll give it to me so I can give it to Big Boss.
10:21 Get it?
10:22 Okay, boss.
10:23 Hurry up. He's still hot.
10:24 Why?
10:25 You know, when he's a little...
10:26 He's a little hot-headed, boss.
10:29 Boss, you know.
10:30 Come here.
10:31 I'll get the collection for you to Big Boss.
10:34 Idiot. I'm the one who will receive the collection.
10:37 You'll get the collection from our pawnshop in Pasay.
10:39 You'll give it to me so I can give it to Big Boss.
10:41 What's this? He's asking for money.
10:44 No, boss.
10:45 Hurry up.
10:46 Boss, wait.
10:47 I'll just ask.
10:48 You said earlier that you're the one who will give the collection to Big Boss.
10:52 You said it yourself.
10:53 If anything, boss.
10:54 Why don't you go to the pawnshop
10:57 and you'll get the collection and you'll give it to Big Boss yourself.
11:01 It's easier.
11:02 That's right.
11:05 That's possible.
11:06 Wait. Why am I the one who will get it?
11:08 You're the runner.
11:09 I'm the one who's ordering.
11:10 No, no, no.
11:11 Boss, boss.
11:12 Don't order.
11:13 You're the one who's ordering.
11:14 You're the one I'm ordering.
11:16 Can I go now?
11:17 I'll repeat.
11:20 Yes, boss. Please repeat, boss.
11:21 You'll go to our pawnshop in Pasay.
11:24 Okay?
11:25 Our illegal gambling.
11:26 You'll get the collection.
11:28 You'll give it to me
11:30 so I can give it to Big Boss.
11:33 Do you understand?
11:35 Yes, boss.
11:36 Yes.
11:37 Illegal gambling.
11:38 There.
11:40 I got it.
11:41 I thought he's good.
11:43 That's it, boss.
11:44 He can't get it fast.
11:46 Wait.
11:48 Why are you here again?
11:49 Boss, I don't have a wallet.
11:51 Why do you need a wallet?
11:53 I'll go to the pawnshop.
11:55 I don't have a wallet.
11:57 If you won't gamble,
11:58 you'll just get the collection.
12:00 Why do you want to gamble?
12:01 It's easier if I'm wrong, boss.
12:03 No, it's easier if you're wrong.
12:04 No, boss. Sorry, boss.
12:05 It's the last time, boss.
12:06 I'll just repeat it.
12:07 Last.
12:08 It's the last time.
12:10 You'll go to Pasay.
12:12 Pasay.
12:13 Because we have illegal gambling there.
12:15 You'll get the collection.
12:16 You'll give it to me.
12:18 We'll count the money.
12:20 So I can give it to Big Boss.
12:23 Okay, boss.
12:25 Repeat it.
12:26 Boss.
12:28 Boss.
12:29 Boss.
12:30 I'll go to our illegal pawnshop.
12:33 I'll get the collection.
12:35 I'll give it to you.
12:36 We'll count the money.
12:38 You'll give it to Big Boss.
12:40 I don't need it anymore.
12:41 Do it.
12:44 Okay, boss.
12:45 I'll go.
12:46 He's good.
12:47 That's right, boss.
12:48 He's fast.
12:49 But he's easy to confuse.
12:51 Easy to confuse?
12:52 Yes.
12:53 Hey!
12:56 Hey!
12:58 Don't move!
12:59 Stop!
13:01 Don't move!
13:02 Stop!
13:03 What did we do?
13:05 According to our intelligence report,
13:07 you're involved in illegal gambling
13:09 and extortion of racket.
13:11 Yes!
13:12 You're under arrest.
13:13 Sorry.
13:14 You're rude,
13:17 you're always leaving.
13:18 We're not doing anything here.
13:21 You don't have evidence.
13:22 We're just talking.
13:23 We're just drinking.
13:24 Is it prohibited to drink?
13:25 No.
13:26 Sorry, you don't have evidence.
13:27 Boss.
13:30 This is the racket I collected.
13:32 It's illegal.
13:33 We're going to get into trouble.
13:34 Boss, let's just give this to Big Boss.
13:38 You're good, sir.
13:39 You're under arrest.
13:40 It's your fault.
13:41 You're rude.
13:42 You're here.
13:43 You're one more.
13:44 You're here.
13:45 It's your fault.
13:46 You're here.
13:47 You're here.
13:48 I'm here.
13:49 I'm here.
13:50 Mom.
14:03 Hey,
14:06 where are you going?
14:07 Didn't your report card give it to you?
14:11 Where's yours?
14:12 Mom, I don't have it yet.
14:16 My teacher is doing something
14:18 that's not computable.
14:19 It's too high.
14:20 Really?
14:22 Sit down, you liar.
14:25 Sit down.
14:26 Sit!
14:27 Yes, ma'am.
14:29 Don't try to fool me.
14:31 Because Maring Sita,
14:32 my text,
14:33 just now,
14:34 Julio's mom,
14:36 they got their card.
14:37 They gave it to her earlier.
14:39 Where's yours?
14:41 Where?
14:43 Give it to me.
14:46 Hurry up!
14:47 You don't want to show it anymore.
14:52 You have a problem again, right?
14:53 I told you.
14:59 You're not good looking.
15:02 What's your problem, son?
15:04 What's happening to you?
15:05 What are you doing with your life?
15:06 But why is it my fault?
15:09 Why is it my fault?
15:11 I'm the one who's at fault.
15:12 I'm the one who's at fault.
15:13 Why is it my fault?
15:15 It's really your fault.
15:17 I wasn't enough
15:18 to remind you.
15:20 How did you know?
15:21 Why do I have to explain?
15:25 Why are you talking like that?
15:27 If I remove your allowance,
15:29 I'll deduct it.
15:30 No, no.
15:31 Finish it.
15:32 You really can't finish school
15:34 if you're like that.
15:36 You're rude.
15:37 Me?
15:38 Look at your mouth,
15:40 you're still a kid.
15:41 What's coming out of you?
15:42 You're really rude.
15:43 You're still a kid.
15:45 You're still a kid.
15:46 I'm an advanced thinker.
15:48 I know.
15:49 I know why you're like that.
15:51 You're like that because of your computer.
15:53 Because you're always
15:54 hanging out at the computer shop.
15:56 So, from now on,
15:58 you can't hang out
15:59 at the computer shop.
16:00 Pacundo,
16:02 close down the computer shop.
16:04 Right now.
16:11 Sorry, I was distracted.
16:13 How can you not think of me?
16:15 I'm sorry.
16:16 I was just looking at you.
16:17 I was just looking at you.
16:18 Ms. Rosa,
16:23 I'm in debt for two eggs.
16:24 You're in debt for a whole day.
16:26 It's been a week.
16:29 You owe me two eggs.
16:31 One.
16:33 You're wasting it.
16:35 You're spreading it.
16:36 You're wasting me.
16:37 It's only 7 o'clock.
16:38 It's 7 o'clock.
16:40 She's a genius.
16:41 You're a philosopher.
16:43 You have a long list.
16:44 I'm still a bit short.
16:46 I'm sorry.
16:49 I'm short of you.
16:50 I'll buy
16:52 the green sardines.
16:54 It's delicious.
16:56 Red.
16:57 She likes green.
16:58 Why are you against it?
16:59 She doesn't like it.
17:01 Okay, I'll buy the red one.
17:03 It's different.
17:05 Don't be different
17:06 from before.
17:09 Green.
17:10 Red.
17:12 That's what I like.
17:14 Then, you changed it.
17:15 I didn't change it.
17:18 You're so stubborn.
17:20 What do you want?
17:21 What do you want?
17:23 Green.
17:24 Red.
17:26 Red.
17:27 Green.
17:28 Okay, I'll buy green.
17:31 One sardine, Ms. Rosa.
17:32 Two.
17:34 I like it.
17:36 You're my boyfriend.
17:38 You're even
17:39 messing with my customers.
17:40 I'll make you pay
17:41 so you can leave.
17:42 Don't make me pay, Ms. Rosa.
17:46 I won't leave.
17:47 She's so cheap.
17:52 (I'm sorry.)
17:53 (I'm sorry.)
17:54 (I'm sorry.)
17:55 (I'm sorry.)
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22:33 - And according to my gaydar,
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22:45 - Oh, why?
22:52 (speaking in foreign language)
22:54 - I don't know, maybe misplaced?
22:57 (speaking in foreign language)
22:58 - Oh my God, (speaking in foreign language)
23:03 She actually, first, a cell phone,
23:06 and then second, a laptop,
23:08 and then third, the ref.
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23:12 Oh my goodness, I can't, I can't.
23:14 (laughing)
23:16 - Natchi, come here, come here.
23:19 Let me comfort you.
23:21 - Thank you.
23:21 - Thank you, it's okay, it's okay.
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25:13 - Mission complete.
25:31 It's time for me to do my farewell talk.
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25:47 - Thank you.
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26:29 - Sir.
26:30 - Sadges, you're late.
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26:47, you're late.
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27:00 You're late.
27:17 Why are you late?
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34:21 This is Bobo!
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