Seize Them Movie Trailer HD - Plot synopsis: Brimming with warmth, humor and swordfights, SEIZE THEM! is a comedy road movie set in the dark ages. The egotistical and clueless Queen Dagan is toppled from her throne. She'll need help to survive as a fugitive and win back her kingdom. With her new friends, a castle worker and a shit shoveler, she begins her quest for justice.
directed by Curtis Vowell
starring Aimee Lou Wood, Nicola Coughlan, Lolly Adefope, Paul Kaye, John Macmillan, Jessica Hynes, Nick Frost, James Acaster, Ben Ashenden, Paul Kaye, Nitin Ganatra, Matthew Cottle
release date April 5, 2024 (U.K. release)
directed by Curtis Vowell
starring Aimee Lou Wood, Nicola Coughlan, Lolly Adefope, Paul Kaye, John Macmillan, Jessica Hynes, Nick Frost, James Acaster, Ben Ashenden, Paul Kaye, Nitin Ganatra, Matthew Cottle
release date April 5, 2024 (U.K. release)
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00:00 [SWORD RINGS]
00:02 [CROWD CHEERING]
00:03 The wall is breached.
00:05 [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
00:06 Fighting in the passages.
00:08 [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
00:09 Screams of the dying.
00:11 Yes, dying peasants though, don't we think?
00:13 [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
00:14 Footsteps coming closer.
00:16 [SWORD RINGS]
00:17 [SWORD RINGS]
00:18 [SWORD RINGS]
00:19 They're at the door.
00:20 [SWORD RINGS]
00:21 [THUD]
00:22 Oh dear.
00:23 [CROWD CHEERING]
00:24 Humble Joan, I challenge you to single combat.
00:27 [SWORD RINGS]
00:28 A fighting queen at last.
00:31 [SWORD RINGS]
00:32 [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
00:34 Your throne is lost.
00:35 When I was a girl, I watched my father punish traitors.
00:39 He would cleave off their arms and shove them up their arses.
00:42 That's nice.
00:43 And then he would cleave off their arses
00:45 and shove those up whatever remained.
00:48 Greetings, peasants.
00:49 Your queen needs clothes.
00:51 My name is Bobbik.
00:52 We'll walk to Fingerstone Rock to find new soldiers for the queen.
00:56 I'm going to need a horse.
00:57 They all died.
00:58 A dragon, then?
00:59 Yeah, they're not real.
01:00 [LAUGHS]
01:01 Cut off.
01:02 [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
01:03 Someone's helping her.
01:04 Someone clever.
01:05 [THUD]
01:06 I was born in a bin.
01:07 When we were little, we couldn't afford clothes,
01:09 so we made our own out of nettles.
01:11 Ouch.
01:13 That was my first word.
01:14 [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
01:15 It's all over for Queen Dagon.
01:17 Absolutely fantastic.
01:18 If I were to compose a ranking list of my favorite evil diamonds,
01:21 she'd never make top 20.
01:22 Let's not be too hard on her.
01:23 Nailed on bottom five.
01:24 Bottom two, even.
01:25 [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
01:26 I have heard she lurks here in the east.
01:29 And she's done poos in the old well.
01:31 [CROWD CHEERING]
01:33 Yes, she doesn't do that.
01:35 [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
01:39 What?
01:40 Please don't leave me.
01:41 Second life safety.
01:42 Second life safety.
01:43 [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
01:44 It's a good one.
01:45 Eat my jellyfish.
01:46 [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
01:47 You grew that.
01:48 Who dares to defame your queen?
01:51 Feet first.
01:52 [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
01:53 Don't die.
01:55 What?
01:56 [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
01:57 Talk, young boy.
01:58 [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
01:59 [SCREAMS]
02:00 [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
02:03 This is ludicrous.
02:05 Close it.
02:06 [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
02:07 Magnificent.
02:08 Outstanding.
02:09 [LAUGHS]
02:10 High four.
02:11 High four.
02:12 [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
02:13 Last place is either Dagon or Magnus the Flagellator.
02:17 And Magnus did a lot more charity work than people remember.
02:21 Sort of overshadowed, you know, by the flagellations.
02:26 you