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00:00:00 [music playing]
00:00:03 What took you so long to get here?
00:00:18 60 minutes.
00:00:19 You stopped for a latte?
00:00:20 Oh, I got it.
00:00:21 You're a-- what's the expression?
00:00:23 Chopping my bust.
00:00:24 Close enough.
00:00:25 Poldark and a couple other rooskies
00:00:26 just went in the refinery.
00:00:29 Then I was right.
00:00:31 He's planning something.
00:00:32 Maybe they just want to fill up their gas tanks for free.
00:00:34 I wouldn't blame them.
00:00:36 No, that man's so crooked, he could eat nails
00:00:38 and poop corkscrews.
00:00:39 You're the world's foremost authority on Poldark.
00:00:41 What do you think he's up to?
00:00:43 If his mission is to sabotage the world's oil reserves,
00:00:45 why would he care about some two-bit refinery like this one?
00:00:49 I'll make sure you get a chance to ask him.
00:00:50 [music playing]
00:00:54 Now, how the heck you gonna get in there?
00:01:08 Jetpack?
00:01:10 This ain't the shop.
00:01:10 [music playing]
00:01:13 Wait for my signal.
00:01:38 Yuri.
00:01:40 What's this?
00:01:41 C4.
00:01:43 When we are done here, I want you to blow
00:01:45 this place to smithereens.
00:01:48 Oh.
00:01:49 [music playing]
00:01:52 (dramatic music)
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00:02:00 - Hurry up, I don't have all day.
00:02:26 - There is no overtime.
00:02:28 (dramatic music)
00:02:31 - Mom, ho.
00:02:51 (dramatic music)
00:02:54 - I would love to chat, but I gotta go.
00:03:09 (dramatic music)
00:03:12 (dramatic music)
00:03:15 (dramatic music)
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00:03:23 (dramatic music)
00:03:26 (dramatic music)
00:03:28 (dramatic music)
00:03:31 - Go, go, go, go.
00:03:58 - Let's go, let's go.
00:03:59 - Move it, there we are.
00:04:01 - That was fun.
00:04:02 A good aerobic workout.
00:04:04 We should do this again sometime.
00:04:08 - Okay, Podark, let's go.
00:04:11 (dramatic music)
00:04:13 - See the look on Podark's face, man.
00:04:19 (crowd cheering)
00:04:22 - Brilliant work, Bob.
00:04:23 Unbelievable.
00:04:24 I really hate to see you go home.
00:04:25 You're the best agent I've ever had.
00:04:27 - Hey.
00:04:28 - You know, I'm standing right here.
00:04:30 - Maybe I can get your government to loan you to me
00:04:31 just a little bit longer.
00:04:33 - No, this was my last assignment.
00:04:36 I'm retiring.
00:04:37 - Don't tell me because of Jillian.
00:04:39 - I want a normal life.
00:04:41 I want to get married.
00:04:43 - Oh, heck, man, don't get married.
00:04:45 Just find some woman that you're gonna hate in five years
00:04:47 and give her your house.
00:04:49 - Keep the watch.
00:04:51 A memento, compliments of the CIA.
00:04:56 - So Jillian, is that the woman that lives next door
00:04:57 to your cover house?
00:04:58 - Yeah, they've been stepping out.
00:05:00 - I could never give up this life for a woman.
00:05:02 We're spies, man.
00:05:03 Every little boy wants to be a spy.
00:05:05 It's the life.
00:05:06 All the hours you spend sitting alone
00:05:08 in a little room like this,
00:05:09 eating cold takeout food in the back of a surveillance van,
00:05:11 getting shot at all the time,
00:05:13 learning how to pee in a bottle in a moving vehicle.
00:05:16 You're doing the right thing.
00:05:17 - Only problem is that her kids hate me.
00:05:20 - You the man.
00:05:23 - Really gonna miss you, home.
00:05:25 What's it like with those kids?
00:05:26 - I brought down dictators.
00:05:28 How tough can three kids be?
00:05:30 - Come on, Ringo, come on.
00:05:33 (kids shouting)
00:05:36 - Hi, kids.
00:05:41 I'm sorry about running out last night.
00:05:48 - It's all right, it's your job.
00:05:51 - No, it was rude.
00:05:53 I promised it would never happen again.
00:05:55 - Mom, what about Ringo?
00:05:58 - He tried everything, sweetheart.
00:06:01 He'll come down when he's ready.
00:06:03 Wanna see what I've been working on?
00:06:06 - Sure.
00:06:07 - Ringo, Ringo.
00:06:11 Come on, kitty, it's not that far.
00:06:14 Please, please, please, Ringo.
00:06:17 (dramatic music)
00:06:21 (cat meows)
00:06:23 There you go.
00:06:25 - So what do you think?
00:06:42 - Well, wow.
00:06:46 - It's a work in progress.
00:06:48 Sadly, I didn't have any time to work on it today.
00:06:50 Cat was on the roof, satellites broken again.
00:06:53 I spent two hours on hold
00:06:54 trying to get a repairman out here.
00:06:56 And I can't stop thinking about last night.
00:06:59 So, are we okay?
00:07:02 - I understand.
00:07:05 If a man marries you, he marries off all of you.
00:07:09 - Don't forget the pig, the cat, and the turtle.
00:07:15 - So, do you really like it?
00:07:18 - It frightens me.
00:07:19 - Sometimes I think I found
00:07:22 the last honest man left in the world.
00:07:24 - I brought you all cookies.
00:07:36 - Yes.
00:07:41 - Is it true you're gonna marry Bob?
00:07:43 - What? Whoa, calm down.
00:07:45 - You can't do this, Jillian.
00:07:46 You're like so far above him.
00:07:48 - What she means is he's boring.
00:07:50 He's a geek.
00:07:51 - He's a very nice man who treats me very well.
00:07:54 - He's a pen importer.
00:07:56 - He's a cyborg.
00:07:57 - You all don't know him like I do.
00:08:02 He's very passionate about the world and about my art.
00:08:05 He likes to talk about history, science, and politics.
00:08:09 - I see what you mean about him not being boring.
00:08:13 - Were you all called boring?
00:08:15 I called dependable.
00:08:17 For once, I'd like a man who goes to work
00:08:19 every day at the same time
00:08:20 and who comes home every single night.
00:08:23 A man who doesn't lie or cheat
00:08:25 or leave his family the first time some...
00:08:27 My happiness counts too.
00:08:40 - My happiness counts too.
00:08:41 - I hate it when old people have feelings.
00:08:47 - We got a deep six, Bob.
00:08:51 (sirens blaring)
00:08:56 - What's the story here?
00:09:06 - They hit Poldark's prison transport caravan
00:09:08 at the edge of town.
00:09:10 - Tell me he didn't get away.
00:09:11 - Oh, he's as gone as rum cake at an AA meeting.
00:09:14 I'm telling you, this whole thing was a set up.
00:09:16 They knew he was coming.
00:09:17 - Are you saying there's a mole in the agency?
00:09:21 - I'm not saying anything except he got away.
00:09:23 (helicopter whirring)
00:09:27 (dramatic music)
00:09:30 - Welcome back.
00:09:44 (laughing)
00:09:56 - Good job.
00:09:58 - You can imagine what's like in there.
00:10:00 The oppressive darkness and the torture of MD
00:10:03 they're stressing for years.
00:10:06 Prison is hell.
00:10:07 - You were in there for four hours.
00:10:09 - Enough tearful reunion.
00:10:11 I need a new batch of the formula as soon as possible.
00:10:18 We run another test in two days.
00:10:22 I need a change of clothes.
00:10:25 Something current and fashionable.
00:10:27 And something to eat that does not come with a toy.
00:10:31 - Ah.
00:10:31 (dramatic music)
00:10:37 (dramatic music)
00:10:39 (dramatic music)
00:10:42 (dramatic music)
00:10:45 (dramatic music)
00:10:48 - The three boys make a hell of a zombie.
00:11:10 (dramatic music)
00:11:14 (dramatic music)
00:11:17 (upbeat music)
00:11:25 - Honey, we're getting ready to carve pumpkins downstairs.
00:11:36 You wanna join us?
00:11:37 - Absolutely, 'cause I'm a loser and I have no life.
00:11:41 - Did I mention we're going to toast the pumpkin seeds?
00:11:44 Come on.
00:11:46 I want you to join the family.
00:11:48 - And I want some privacy.
00:11:50 - Don't get fresh with me.
00:11:51 - I'll use whatever tone of voice I wanna use with you.
00:11:53 - Farron, I want you downstairs.
00:11:55 - I'm not gonna come downstairs right now, get out.
00:11:57 - Farron, this is my house.
00:11:58 You will listen to me. - You don't owe me.
00:11:59 You don't owe me, get out.
00:12:00 I said get out, Jillian, get out.
00:12:02 - Downstairs in five minutes.
00:12:04 - I hate this house, I hate this family, get out.
00:12:10 (beeping)
00:12:12 - [Computer] First minute.
00:12:17 - No, she won't hear me, I'm on the roof.
00:12:22 It's like the only place I can get any privacy
00:12:24 in this loony bin.
00:12:25 I can't let Jillian marry this guy.
00:12:29 No, it's not that, I mean, you're right,
00:12:33 he is a total drone, but that's not the issue.
00:12:35 What's gonna happen when my dad comes back?
00:12:40 He won't just leave me here alone, he'll be back.
00:12:42 And if she's married, what happens then?
00:12:45 I don't know.
00:12:47 (upbeat music)
00:12:51 - Mom, Ant's feeding Duffel bacon.
00:12:58 - Okay, that's just wrong.
00:13:00 - Why is it wrong?
00:13:02 (laughing)
00:13:11 (upbeat music)
00:13:13 (phone ringing)
00:13:16 - Oh, Bob Ho.
00:13:18 - Hey, so how's it going with those kids?
00:13:21 - I'm taking Jillian and the children on a picnic.
00:13:23 I'm gonna force those kids to like me.
00:13:25 - Force 'em?
00:13:26 You know, you might as well try
00:13:27 scratching your ear with your elbow.
00:13:29 Guess what, Podark escaped.
00:13:33 - No longer my problem.
00:13:38 - Yeah, I know, but we recovered a file.
00:13:41 Seems to be an entry portal to a website,
00:13:44 but we can't crack it.
00:13:45 I thought maybe you could take a look at it.
00:13:47 - Hey, if you can figure it out, great.
00:13:48 If you can't, no harm, no foul.
00:13:51 - As a favor to you, send it to my home computer.
00:13:56 - Already did.
00:13:57 Oh, while I'm thinking about it,
00:14:00 they suspect there may be a mole at the agency.
00:14:03 - They suspect me?
00:14:04 - No, you know, Glaze thinks you're
00:14:07 the sharpest barb on the wire.
00:14:08 - I've no idea what that means.
00:14:11 - Hey, listen, man, have fun on your picnic.
00:14:14 And just shoot me back when you check out that file.
00:14:16 Thanks.
00:14:17 (dramatic music)
00:14:21 - I saw encryption.
00:14:37 - Let's see what you've got.
00:14:38 - Is it noon already?
00:14:55 - No, I have bad news.
00:14:57 My father's in the hospital.
00:15:01 - Oh, that's terrible.
00:15:03 - He plays senior softball and he slid into third.
00:15:05 And now he's having his hip replaced.
00:15:07 - That's terrible.
00:15:08 - I have to leave the kids in flight at Denver
00:15:10 to take care of dad.
00:15:11 - That's great.
00:15:14 - What are you talking about?
00:15:16 - Let me watch the kids.
00:15:17 It will give us a chance to get to know each other.
00:15:20 - No, Bob.
00:15:22 You, them, I don't know.
00:15:25 My aunt's flying in from San Antonio.
00:15:27 She's very good with the kids.
00:15:29 She was in the military.
00:15:30 - Julia, this could be just what we need.
00:15:33 - You really think you can handle that kind of pressure?
00:15:35 The driving, the schoolwork, and then there's Halloween,
00:15:38 getting their costumes, finishing decorating the house.
00:15:41 - No problem.
00:15:42 Halloween is my favorite.
00:15:44 You have nothing to worry about.
00:15:46 They'll be perfectly safe with me.
00:15:48 - It's not them I'm worried about.
00:15:51 - You can't be serious.
00:15:55 - Isn't there any other option?
00:15:57 Foster care, juvenile home?
00:15:59 - Okay, here we go.
00:16:01 - Okay, fine.
00:16:03 - Love you guys.
00:16:04 I'm gonna miss you.
00:16:08 - Yeah, it's proven by this total abandonment.
00:16:10 - You'll survive.
00:16:11 I'll buy you something from the hospital gift shop.
00:16:14 - Bye, love you.
00:16:16 See you later.
00:16:17 Bye.
00:16:17 - So, is this exciting or what?
00:16:25 Well, I'll just pack a few things
00:16:31 and we'll go to your house, okay?
00:16:33 (upbeat music)
00:16:41 - Slobey, I knew he cut his own hair.
00:16:48 - Nothing telling in his DVD collection.
00:16:51 Standard action movies, mainstream comedies,
00:16:54 no sci-fi, and nothing about PG-13.
00:16:58 - Hey, his computer, let's check it out.
00:17:01 - Good idea.
00:17:02 - There's gotta be some dirt on there.
00:17:04 Oh wow, fashion Armageddon.
00:17:09 - I haven't forgotten, Colton.
00:17:12 I will look at the file, but this is important.
00:17:15 What is Halloween?
00:17:17 - Whoa, Farron, do you realize what this is?
00:17:23 - It's got you all worked up.
00:17:25 Let me guess, a Klingon dictionary?
00:17:27 - You have me confused with an entirely
00:17:28 different class of geek.
00:17:30 Stockholm GBH, Grievous Bodily Harm, live in Stockholm.
00:17:35 This is one of the rarest bootleg concerts in the world.
00:17:39 - Why does Bob have it?
00:17:40 - Who cares?
00:17:41 I'm gonna download it.
00:17:42 This is my ticket to Coolsville.
00:17:56 - This is what you bring me to wear?
00:17:58 - You said you wanted current.
00:18:02 - I look like the first prince of Belarus.
00:18:05 Send someone out to get me something elegant.
00:18:08 What is this problem you found?
00:18:09 - I went on to download the formula
00:18:13 and found this site being accessed by third party.
00:18:16 - If the United States or China has the formula,
00:18:18 they can develop an antibody for it.
00:18:20 - I'm tracing the ISP, but it's heavily encrypted.
00:18:22 It will take me a while to track it down.
00:18:24 - I'm too ever downloaded my formula.
00:18:28 Retrieve it.
00:18:29 - And?
00:18:30 - Kill them.
00:18:32 - Thank you.
00:18:34 - What's up with you?
00:18:43 - I'm gonna kill you.
00:18:44 - What?
00:18:45 - I'm gonna kill you.
00:18:46 - Ow, ow, ow.
00:18:47 - Don't hurt me, don't hurt me.
00:18:48 He's hurting me.
00:18:49 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:18:52 Hey, stop.
00:18:54 - What's going on here?
00:18:55 - She threw a stink bomb in my room.
00:18:57 - What?
00:18:58 That's so not true.
00:18:59 - Oh, so what?
00:19:00 You're saying I threw a stink bomb in my own room
00:19:03 just to get you in trouble?
00:19:05 Sad.
00:19:06 - So sad.
00:19:07 - Baron, I'm very disappointed in you.
00:19:12 You two should be in bed by now.
00:19:15 - Well, if we finish our homework in time,
00:19:17 Jillian lets us stay up till midnight.
00:19:19 She also likes us to watch adults swim.
00:19:23 It's kind of a tradition.
00:19:25 - I didn't really think this one through.
00:19:28 - Nora, let's get ready for bed.
00:19:41 - I don't wanna go to bed.
00:19:43 Only my mummy can test me.
00:19:52 (cheering)
00:19:55 - Here I come.
00:19:58 Hey, Jill, come back.
00:20:01 Now I got you.
00:20:03 Come back.
00:20:06 I got you.
00:20:11 No, come back.
00:20:12 Nora.
00:20:17 Come on.
00:20:20 Nora.
00:20:21 Only mummy can test me.
00:20:23 Only mummy can test me.
00:20:26 Mummy's testing.
00:20:29 - You.
00:20:31 (screaming)
00:20:34 Can you mummy do that?
00:20:39 Sleep.
00:20:41 (snoring)
00:20:47 (soft music)
00:20:49 - Get out.
00:21:09 (phone ringing)
00:21:16 - Hello?
00:21:17 - You're alive.
00:21:19 That's a good sign.
00:21:20 How are the kids?
00:21:21 - We had a great night.
00:21:23 Easy as pie.
00:21:24 - Really?
00:21:26 You're with my kids, right?
00:21:28 Bob, the other night at dinner,
00:21:32 you were gonna say something about your job
00:21:35 and I cut you off.
00:21:36 You wanna tell me now?
00:21:38 - It can wait until you get back.
00:21:44 - I really think this was a good idea.
00:21:47 - I'm sure the worst is behind us.
00:21:49 (dramatic music)
00:21:53 - Just a second.
00:22:12 (beeping)
00:22:14 (groaning)
00:22:21 (beeping)
00:22:28 (screaming)
00:22:31 - I got it.
00:22:32 - Fire.
00:22:35 - Oh my.
00:22:42 - Oh, mistake.
00:22:43 Everything will be fine.
00:22:51 Oatmeal's ready.
00:22:52 - Jack Gunn, it's not your day.
00:23:01 - You sure your mother let you go to school like that?
00:23:03 - Duh, Bob.
00:23:04 - Duh, Bob.
00:23:07 (dramatic music)
00:23:09 - Bye.
00:23:20 - Well, you guys have a nice day.
00:23:23 - So, what do you do all day?
00:23:34 - Nothing, I'm four.
00:23:37 - What?
00:23:37 - Nothing.
00:23:38 - What's that?
00:23:39 - Nothing.
00:23:40 - What's that?
00:23:41 - Nothing.
00:23:42 - What's that?
00:23:43 - Nothing.
00:23:43 - What's that?
00:23:44 - Nothing.
00:23:45 - What's that?
00:23:46 - Nothing.
00:23:47 - What's that?
00:23:48 - Nothing.
00:23:48 - What's that?
00:23:49 - Nothing.
00:23:50 - What's that?
00:23:51 - Nothing.
00:23:52 - What's that?
00:23:53 - Nothing.
00:23:53 - What's that?
00:23:54 - Nothing.
00:23:55 - What's that?
00:23:56 - Nothing.
00:23:57 - What's that?
00:23:58 - Nothing.
00:23:58 - What's that?
00:23:59 - Nothing.
00:24:00 - What's that?
00:24:01 - Nothing.
00:24:02 - What's that?
00:24:03 - Nothing.
00:24:04 - What's that?
00:24:04 - Nothing.
00:24:05 - Let's get him.
00:24:06 - No, Frankie!
00:24:09 Put me down, put me down!
00:24:11 Put me down!
00:24:12 - Okay, you asked for it!
00:24:14 (dramatic music)
00:24:17 - You guys are gonna hear from me and my lawyer!
00:24:21 All you people is eating every one of you!
00:24:32 - So, tell me more about Halloween.
00:24:36 - It's the best.
00:24:37 You get candy, everyone pretends to be someone else,
00:24:42 and nobody knows who you really are.
00:24:44 - Sounds familiar.
00:24:46 Nora.
00:24:46 So, what do you want to be?
00:24:50 A Frankenstein?
00:24:51 A zombie?
00:24:52 - Sweetie, do you want to be a princess?
00:24:56 - Yeah.
00:24:58 (children chattering)
00:25:01 - Okay, princess.
00:25:05 (children chattering)
00:25:11 Nora.
00:25:12 - Not really.
00:25:17 Princess, princess.
00:25:19 - Princess.
00:25:22 Ta-da!
00:25:27 - Pink.
00:25:28 - Pink?
00:25:31 Hmm.
00:25:35 (dramatic music)
00:25:38 Ah!
00:25:44 Ta-da, princess.
00:25:52 - It's too big.
00:25:53 - Too big?
00:25:57 Okay.
00:25:58 Nora?
00:26:12 Nora?
00:26:14 Nora?
00:26:18 Nora?
00:26:24 (dramatic music)
00:26:27 Nora?
00:26:29 Nora?
00:26:35 Nora?
00:26:41 (Nora screams)
00:26:42 Sorry, sorry.
00:26:43 Sorry.
00:26:44 Nora!
00:26:50 (dramatic music)
00:26:53 (Nora screams)
00:27:10 - Nora!
00:27:13 Please don't run Nora over again.
00:27:15 - I'm sorry, Bob.
00:27:18 - Let's go pay for your costume.
00:27:21 (phone ringing)
00:27:23 Yo, it's Ho.
00:27:26 Just hold him till I get there.
00:27:32 - Can I just say before we begin
00:27:41 that only in the current distressed condition
00:27:43 of the American public school system
00:27:45 could I be deposited head first into a garbage can
00:27:49 and yet I'm the one who winds up
00:27:50 receiving disciplinary action.
00:27:53 - Who exactly are you?
00:27:56 - Oh, I'm his mother's, uh, uh.
00:27:59 - Neighbor.
00:28:01 - Neighbor.
00:28:02 I'm watching him for a few days.
00:28:05 - Well, this is not the first time Ian has been in trouble.
00:28:08 He gets in fights, he lies.
00:28:10 - Hey, I don't lie.
00:28:11 - You told everyone you invited Selena Gomez
00:28:14 to the spring dance.
00:28:16 - Her appearance for you is an obstacle.
00:28:18 - You said you spent New Year's Eve at the Playboy Mansion?
00:28:20 - Hey, pay per view high def.
00:28:22 I felt like I was there.
00:28:24 - I'm telling you, lying is a dangerous game.
00:28:33 - Bob, you sell pens.
00:28:34 What do you?
00:28:36 Oh no, that's them.
00:28:37 - Who?
00:28:38 - The future felons put me in the trash can.
00:28:42 - Hey, geek boy, we got detention because of you.
00:28:44 - Yeah, because of you.
00:28:46 - You're gonna pay for that.
00:28:47 - Gentlemen, we don't want trouble.
00:28:49 - Who's this, your mom?
00:28:51 - You wish.
00:28:52 He's my bodyguard.
00:28:53 I hired him.
00:28:54 You better watch out.
00:28:56 - That true?
00:28:57 - No, he's joking.
00:28:59 I'm the babysitter.
00:29:01 - What are you gonna do?
00:29:02 - Ask you politely to allow us to pass.
00:29:05 (laughing)
00:29:09 (sighing)
00:29:11 - How humiliating.
00:29:19 Why didn't you do something?
00:29:22 - Why did you tell them I was your bodyguard?
00:29:25 - You're right.
00:29:26 I guess it was too big a stretch.
00:29:29 (bell ringing)
00:29:31 (upbeat music)
00:29:34 - Hey, how you doing?
00:29:43 I'm Ian.
00:29:44 I told you you got a beautiful body.
00:29:46 You hold it against me.
00:29:48 - Ew.
00:29:49 - At least you're not shy.
00:29:53 - I wanted to talk to her in the worst way.
00:29:55 - Mission accomplished.
00:29:58 (upbeat music)
00:30:00 - Come here.
00:30:03 You look so pretty.
00:30:06 - Farrah, I didn't know you did gymnastics.
00:30:12 - Why would you?
00:30:14 You don't know anything about me.
00:30:15 You come over to hang out with Jillian
00:30:17 and you never even talk to us.
00:30:18 Come on, let's go.
00:30:21 - The woman's got a point.
00:30:25 (people chattering)
00:30:28 - I don't know who you are sending out to buy my clothes,
00:30:35 but I want them killed.
00:30:37 - You could go yourself.
00:30:41 - I'm the most wanted man in America.
00:30:44 I cannot exactly browse the racks of JC Penney's.
00:30:47 Just give me something double blending.
00:30:50 Something extremely American.
00:30:51 - Sir, we are ready to run the test.
00:30:55 (dramatic music)
00:30:58 - Magnificent.
00:31:25 (dramatic music)
00:31:28 (Farrah screams)
00:31:34 - She must have plastic in her shoes.
00:31:36 It will eat any petroleum product.
00:31:38 - We're working on that.
00:31:43 - What's happened to the bacteria?
00:31:50 - They live as long as they feed.
00:31:52 Once the oil is gone, they disappear.
00:31:54 Just like my Jimmy Choo's.
00:31:56 (people applauding)
00:32:00 (knocking)
00:32:05 - Come in.
00:32:06 - Listen about today.
00:32:13 - You could have stood up for me, you know.
00:32:15 I have to face those guys.
00:32:17 - So face them.
00:32:18 Unless you want to spend the rest of your life
00:32:21 with your head in the trash can.
00:32:23 - Thanks for the advice, Bob.
00:32:25 All my problems are solved.
00:32:27 - They assign this in middle school?
00:32:37 - No, that's my pleasure reading.
00:32:39 - You're smart.
00:32:44 You have a lot going for you.
00:32:48 Why do you make things up?
00:32:49 - Girls aren't exactly impressed by astrophysics.
00:32:53 Given the resources, I could design, build,
00:32:55 and launch a rocket that would accurately circumscribe
00:32:58 an orbit of the moon.
00:33:00 But other guys can, you know, throw a ball through a hoop.
00:33:05 - I don't want you two getting in trouble.
00:33:10 I'll make you a deal.
00:33:12 If you try to tell the truth from now on,
00:33:15 I won't tell your mother about today.
00:33:17 - Really?
00:33:18 Dude, that's almost cool.
00:33:21 - You mean for a guy who sells pens?
00:33:23 - Come on, kids, time for bed.
00:33:32 - Come on, one more spoonful.
00:33:36 (upbeat music)
00:33:42 - Come on.
00:33:42 - Nora.
00:34:09 ♪ When the tree breaks, the baby falling out ♪
00:34:13 ♪ And relaying on the ground ♪
00:34:16 ♪ When the bubble ♪
00:34:18 This one, I learned it in China when I was young.
00:34:24 (singing in foreign language)
00:34:29 (singing in foreign language)
00:34:34 (singing in foreign language)
00:34:38 (singing in foreign language)
00:34:42 (singing in foreign language)
00:35:11 - It's me.
00:35:12 I need your help.
00:35:13 - I had to make up one heck of a yarn
00:35:28 to get all this stuff.
00:35:29 - What did you tell them?
00:35:30 - Well, let's just say if I don't find
00:35:31 some weapons grade uranium by dawn, I'm in trouble.
00:35:35 What do you need all this for?
00:35:36 - Get the kids ready for school.
00:35:39 - Well, that's like my mom always used to say
00:35:41 when she was stationed over in East Berlin.
00:35:43 She'd say, "Spying is easy, parenting's hard."
00:35:46 Good luck.
00:35:47 - Bring it on.
00:36:03 - Darren, you've been in there all morning.
00:36:07 Let me in.
00:36:09 Darren.
00:36:10 Darren.
00:36:11 Darren.
00:36:13 Darren, you've been in there all morning.
00:36:19 Let me in.
00:36:21 Darren.
00:36:21 - Hey.
00:36:24 Guess it's my turn.
00:36:26 - And Farron, please put on the longer skirt.
00:36:37 - This means war.
00:36:38 - Laura.
00:36:56 ♪ I'm gonna meet you, meet you one day ♪
00:36:58 ♪ Maybe next week ♪
00:36:59 ♪ I'm gonna meet you ♪
00:37:01 ♪ I'm gonna meet you, I'll meet you ♪
00:37:03 ♪ I will drive past your house ♪
00:37:08 ♪ And if the lights are all down ♪
00:37:14 ♪ I'll be waiting for you right now ♪
00:37:20 ♪ One way or another ♪
00:37:23 ♪ I'm gonna see you ♪
00:37:25 ♪ I'm gonna meet you, meet you, meet you, meet you one day ♪
00:37:28 ♪ Maybe next week ♪
00:37:29 ♪ I'm gonna meet you ♪
00:37:31 ♪ I'll meet you ♪
00:37:33 ♪ And if the lights are all out ♪
00:37:38 ♪ I'll follow your bus downtown ♪
00:37:44 ♪ See you hanging out ♪
00:37:47 ♪ Hang out ♪
00:37:50 - Where is he?
00:37:59 - Hiding.
00:38:00 He's probably gonna trick us and open the door.
00:38:03 - Help me put these away.
00:38:04 - I miss you, honey.
00:38:12 - I miss you.
00:38:13 ♪ I'm gonna lose you ♪
00:38:15 ♪ I'm gonna give you the slip ♪
00:38:17 - Yeah, you know the rules.
00:38:19 No soda upstairs.
00:38:22 - What?
00:38:23 How did you?
00:38:24 (grunts)
00:38:25 ♪ I'm gonna lose you ♪
00:38:26 ♪ I'm gonna trick you, trick you, trick you, trick you one way ♪
00:38:30 ♪ For another ♪
00:38:31 ♪ I'm gonna lose you ♪
00:38:32 ♪ I'm gonna give you the slip ♪
00:38:36 ♪ I don't walk down the mall ♪
00:38:42 ♪ Standing right over here ♪
00:38:44 ♪ I can see you're fine ♪
00:38:45 ♪ I'm gonna get you by the way ♪
00:38:47 - Breakfast is served.
00:38:48 ♪ Come on and check out ♪
00:38:49 ♪ This is a wrap ♪
00:38:51 ♪ Get lost in the crowd ♪
00:38:53 ♪ One way ♪
00:38:53 - Laura, I'm not bad.
00:38:55 ♪ I'm gonna give you the slip ♪
00:38:57 ♪ I'm gonna give you the slip ♪
00:38:58 ♪ One way ♪
00:38:59 (drill whirring)
00:39:02 Night, night.
00:39:09 - It's a school night.
00:39:13 You should be asleep.
00:39:15 - How'd you find me?
00:39:16 - Call it a hunch.
00:39:19 Why do you call your mother Jillian instead of mom?
00:39:37 - She's not my mom.
00:39:38 - What do you mean?
00:39:41 - My father was married before
00:39:43 and my real mom died when I was little.
00:39:45 Jillian's just my stepmother
00:39:47 and Ian and Laura are just my half-brother and sister.
00:39:50 I'm like the freak of the family.
00:39:52 - He must have heard your feelings when he left.
00:39:56 - He'll be back for me.
00:39:57 I know he's not the greatest dad in the world,
00:40:00 but he loves me and he's not gonna leave me here alone.
00:40:03 - Anyway, we should not climb the roof like this.
00:40:13 It's not safe.
00:40:14 - Please don't tell me I can't come up here.
00:40:17 It's like the only place I can chill.
00:40:19 - Actually, I was going to offer to build you a railing.
00:40:22 - Are you trying to bribe me into liking you?
00:40:27 - I just want you to be safe.
00:40:28 Mind if I chill with you?
00:40:36 - It's a free country.
00:40:39 (gentle music)
00:40:41 (speaking in foreign language)
00:40:51 (upbeat music)
00:40:53 - Good news.
00:41:07 We got an address.
00:41:10 (indistinct chatter)
00:41:12 - Good.
00:41:13 Take some men.
00:41:14 Get the tunnel back.
00:41:16 - Tatiana.
00:41:17 No survivors.
00:41:22 - Hey boss, you like?
00:41:26 (gunshots)
00:41:31 No like?
00:41:34 (upbeat music)
00:41:38 (upbeat music)
00:41:40 - May I make a couple of fashion suggestions?
00:41:45 Women don't like to shoot turkey.
00:41:48 Mess up your hair.
00:41:49 - You know about fashion?
00:41:53 - No, but I know women.
00:41:54 Wear it like this.
00:41:57 It's cool.
00:41:59 I saw it in the movie.
00:42:00 - What movie?
00:42:01 Octopussy?
00:42:02 This isn't 1985.
00:42:05 - I almost forgot.
00:42:07 What's this?
00:42:08 - Icky Pop and David Bowie in Shanghai.
00:42:10 - What?
00:42:11 This is only about the hardest concert
00:42:13 to find in the world.
00:42:15 I guarantee no one else in the school district has it.
00:42:19 You downloaded this for me?
00:42:21 - Don't worry, I pay for it.
00:42:22 - How'd you even know about it?
00:42:24 - Easy, I was there.
00:42:26 (upbeat music)
00:42:35 - Bob, you're getting too efficient.
00:42:37 We're half an hour early.
00:42:39 - You're welcome.
00:42:39 Have a great day.
00:42:44 - Hey, cool look, Aaron.
00:42:50 - Thanks, it's Ian.
00:42:53 - Whatever.
00:42:53 (upbeat music)
00:42:56 (upbeat music)
00:42:59 - Have a great day.
00:43:21 - Look, the talk on the roof the other night
00:43:25 doesn't mean we're friends.
00:43:27 - God forbid.
00:43:28 (upbeat music)
00:43:38 - Da, we're here.
00:43:51 There is nobody around.
00:43:52 - I found the computer, but the file was downloaded
00:43:55 to an external storage device.
00:43:57 - I can't find Stuntz.
00:43:59 - Bozhe moy, I think I just figured out who lives here.
00:44:05 Idget hole.
00:44:06 (glass shattering)
00:44:11 (phone ringing)
00:44:15 - Hello.
00:44:19 - You must stop shooting things, Antosha.
00:44:23 - I said it would be bad if the CIA or Chinese had it,
00:44:26 but he's both.
00:44:28 Find him, but keep him alive.
00:44:31 I need to know who else he sold this to.
00:44:34 (upbeat music)
00:44:38 - Listen up, now.
00:44:41 Everyone, in here.
00:44:46 We must locate Chinese intelligence agent Bob Hope.
00:44:50 He's very tricky, the best at what he does.
00:44:54 He won't be easy to find.
00:44:57 - Miss Krill-- - No, no.
00:44:58 Imagine you are Chinese, highly trained,
00:45:01 and you want to disappear.
00:45:03 - I see him climbing with a bunch of skulls and a rope.
00:45:06 - Oh, yeah, he's not gonna be a barbarian.
00:45:09 Good try, though.
00:45:10 - No, I see him, there!
00:45:11 (dramatic music)
00:45:16 - Go, go!
00:45:17 - Get him up, get him up, get up!
00:45:21 - Don't kill him yet, we need information.
00:45:23 (grunting)
00:45:25 - Get him up!
00:45:29 (grunting)
00:45:31 (screaming)
00:45:34 (grunting)
00:45:36 - No, Bob, no!
00:45:37 No, Bob, no!
00:45:38 No, Bob, no!
00:45:39 - Come here, sweetheart.
00:45:41 Get back here.
00:45:42 (grunting)
00:45:45 (screaming)
00:45:48 (whistling)
00:45:50 - Let go!
00:45:58 (grunting)
00:46:00 - Get him back, let him go!
00:46:03 - Let go!
00:46:05 - Can you hold my turtle?
00:46:06 - Not now.
00:46:07 (grunting)
00:46:09 (dramatic music)
00:46:12 - Hey, Mom!
00:46:16 (grunting)
00:46:19 (screaming)
00:46:20 - We will pay for that little American princess.
00:46:22 (grunting)
00:46:25 (grunting)
00:46:34 (thudding)
00:46:36 - Again, again, again!
00:46:41 - Okay.
00:46:44 (tires screeching)
00:46:50 - Why did you pull us out of school?
00:46:52 - Who cares, we're out.
00:46:54 - Why are you in the front seat anyway?
00:46:55 It's my day.
00:46:56 - No it isn't, it's my day.
00:46:57 - No, it's not your day, you're a liar!
00:46:59 You're a liar!
00:47:00 - Today is my day!
00:47:00 - No, today is my day!
00:47:01 - You should know!
00:47:02 - You're a liar!
00:47:03 - No, no!
00:47:04 - You've been in there three days in a row
00:47:05 without telling us!
00:47:05 - Quiet!
00:47:06 - I'm still hungry.
00:47:08 (dramatic music)
00:47:10 - Doesn't look like they aren't checking candles, Leo.
00:47:20 - Wait inside, I have to make a call.
00:47:23 (dramatic music)
00:47:31 - This is Firefly.
00:47:33 - This is Bob Holt, I need help.
00:47:35 (laughing)
00:47:37 - Yeah, so I get pretty good grades at this university.
00:47:40 And top of the class, I don't like to brag, but you know.
00:47:44 - Bob, this is Larry.
00:47:45 - Pleased to meet you, sir.
00:47:47 - Let's get some food.
00:47:48 - He goes to the university.
00:47:50 - He's a poet, isn't it cool?
00:47:52 - He's rad, he's awesome, he's cheeky for sushi.
00:47:59 He's bomb.
00:48:00 (gun cocks)
00:48:02 - Let's go.
00:48:03 - Hey!
00:48:04 How embarrassing.
00:48:07 - You know, most people don't like me
00:48:10 when they first meet me, but Larry did.
00:48:12 - I have two words for you, Larry.
00:48:18 13.
00:48:19 (upbeat music)
00:48:26 (people chattering)
00:48:29 - I have to go.
00:48:38 - All right, Nora.
00:48:40 Come on.
00:48:42 You two stay at the table.
00:48:44 No, no, no, no.
00:48:50 I can't go in there.
00:48:52 (upbeat music)
00:48:55 - Where's your peers?
00:49:05 - Careful.
00:49:21 - The lion jumped on me,
00:49:22 and I killed him with my bare hands,
00:49:24 and I saved the colonel's life.
00:49:25 - You're brave.
00:49:27 - Thanks.
00:49:28 - How about this, Bob?
00:49:31 The whole restaurant and the waitress sat Larry here.
00:49:33 Isn't it great?
00:49:35 - It's like it's fate or something.
00:49:37 - Really, sir, we're just goofing around.
00:49:39 Hey, Nora, knock knock.
00:49:41 - Who's there?
00:49:42 - Irish stew.
00:49:43 - Irish stew who?
00:49:45 - Irish stew in the name of the law.
00:49:47 (laughing)
00:49:50 - Larry was telling me all about the university.
00:49:52 It sounds great.
00:49:54 - Glad to give you a tour sometime.
00:49:55 - When pigs fly.
00:49:57 - It's not up to you.
00:49:57 You're not my dad.
00:49:58 - No, but I know that your mother
00:50:00 hasn't completely lost her mind.
00:50:03 - It's just a tour, Bob.
00:50:04 It's not like he's asking me out on a date or anything.
00:50:07 Are you?
00:50:08 - No, it's just a friendly offer.
00:50:12 - Even if it was a date, you still couldn't stop me.
00:50:16 (light music)
00:50:18 - What's your major, Larry?
00:50:23 - English Lit.
00:50:24 - Would you pass the soy sauce?
00:50:27 - That way I get a background in the classics.
00:50:30 - It's possible.
00:50:32 - Majest.
00:50:32 - You speak Russian, Larry?
00:50:37 - What's going on?
00:50:40 (light music)
00:50:43 - This is going to be painful.
00:51:01 - You're right about that.
00:51:04 - Go, go, go.
00:51:07 (light music)
00:51:10 - Maybe you write a poem about this.
00:51:19 - Goodbye, Larry.
00:51:29 (yells)
00:51:38 (yells)
00:51:40 - Fine, he's too old for me.
00:51:47 - Bob, I don't want to be a princess anymore.
00:51:49 I want to be a cyborg.
00:51:51 - How did he find us so fast?
00:51:53 It doesn't make sense.
00:51:54 - Bob, what's going on?
00:51:56 - Please, quiet.
00:51:57 I'm trying to think.
00:51:57 (all talking at once)
00:52:01 - All right, all right, fine, fine.
00:52:05 I am international spy on loan to the CIA
00:52:08 from the Chinese intelligence service.
00:52:10 Someone wants me dead.
00:52:11 And Larry was a Russian albatif, okay?
00:52:15 - Fine, don't tell us.
00:52:17 Cool.
00:52:19 - Why would he come alone?
00:52:27 Stay here.
00:52:29 - Where are the kids?
00:52:34 - Inside.
00:52:35 Nothing else matters until these kids are safe.
00:52:38 Nothing.
00:52:38 - Of course.
00:52:39 Colton sent up that safe house for him
00:52:41 like you requested.
00:52:42 - Wait, you got that file on you?
00:52:45 - What file?
00:52:46 - The one Colton linked you to
00:52:47 from Poldark's computer, your download.
00:52:49 - I didn't download it.
00:52:50 I never even got it open.
00:52:52 - Don't BS me, Bob.
00:52:53 It's classified material.
00:52:54 I need all copies.
00:52:55 - Why would you think I downloaded it?
00:52:57 Unless someone told you I had.
00:52:59 Someone who wanted it back.
00:53:01 - Let's not make this thing harder than it has to be.
00:53:03 Bob, give me the file.
00:53:05 - You're a career officer.
00:53:07 Why do this?
00:53:07 - I want out, same as you.
00:53:08 We're both leaving for love.
00:53:10 Only I love money.
00:53:11 And Anton Poldark is match.com.
00:53:13 The file.
00:53:14 Okay.
00:53:17 Easy.
00:53:20 (screaming)
00:53:23 - Good work.
00:53:27 - Mm-mm, no.
00:53:28 (upbeat music)
00:53:31 - Can I just say you are by far the coolest guy
00:53:37 my mom has ever dated.
00:53:39 - At least now I know how the kid Larry found us so fast.
00:53:43 - How?
00:53:44 - The watch.
00:53:46 Grace told me to keep the watch.
00:53:47 You must have a tracking device.
00:53:49 - Wow.
00:53:51 You really are a spy.
00:53:54 Jillian is totally gonna freak.
00:53:56 (upbeat music)
00:53:59 - What are you doing?
00:54:19 - There's iron in these rocks.
00:54:22 It will hide the signal.
00:54:24 Watch please.
00:54:25 - You realize if I told anyone at school this story,
00:54:28 I'd get detention for a year for lying.
00:54:30 (phone ringing)
00:54:36 - Yes?
00:54:39 - Hey partner, where you at?
00:54:40 - Why do you ask?
00:54:43 - I needed to pick up that file I sent you.
00:54:46 You know the one I want you to open for me?
00:54:48 (car horn honking)
00:54:51 Bob, you there?
00:54:53 - Code.
00:54:55 - I never thought you were sold out of the product.
00:54:57 - Hey, that's crazy man.
00:54:58 - Something's wrong, we need to get together and talk.
00:55:01 Nice try.
00:55:04 - Bob?
00:55:04 Bob?
00:55:06 - We'll be safe here, I promise.
00:55:16 - This is your plan?
00:55:17 Hide out in a hotel?
00:55:18 - Doesn't look like they have chicken tenders here either.
00:55:21 (upbeat music)
00:55:24 - This is awesome!
00:55:41 Can we order room service?
00:55:42 Are you crazy?
00:55:43 I'm going home.
00:55:44 - No, the only place you're safe is with me.
00:55:47 - Safe with you?
00:55:49 Everybody's trying to kill you.
00:55:50 - I know, isn't it cool?
00:55:52 Hey Bob, if you wanna marry my mom,
00:55:54 I'll personally write the invitations.
00:55:56 - Aw.
00:56:00 (singing in foreign language)
00:56:07 (singing in foreign language)
00:56:11 - Love you, Bob.
00:56:28 (singing in foreign language)
00:56:34 (sad music)
00:56:37 - Be realistic, Bob.
00:56:44 - Hello.
00:56:50 - Hi Jillian.
00:56:51 - Hi sweetheart.
00:56:53 Yeah, grandpa just fell asleep, I was gonna call you guys.
00:56:56 - I have to tell you something.
00:56:58 I know this is going to hurt you, but I have to tell you.
00:57:02 - Are you all right?
00:57:04 - I'm fine.
00:57:05 It's about Bob.
00:57:06 - What about him?
00:57:08 - He's not who you think he is.
00:57:09 He's a spy, a Chinese spy,
00:57:11 and these terrorists are trying to kill him,
00:57:13 and now the CIA's after him too, and they--
00:57:15 - Farron, I know you don't like Bob, but come on.
00:57:18 I'd expect this from Ian, but not from you.
00:57:21 - What?
00:57:22 No, it's true.
00:57:23 He's gonna get us all killed, don't you even care?
00:57:26 - Farron, this conversation is over.
00:57:28 Put Bob on.
00:57:28 (phone clicking)
00:57:31 - Hi, Jillian.
00:57:38 - Bob, I am so sorry.
00:57:39 I don't know what's gotten into her.
00:57:41 - It's true.
00:57:44 - What?
00:57:45 - Everything she said is all true.
00:57:49 - Whatever this is, it isn't funny.
00:57:52 - The kids are safe.
00:57:53 I promise I'll give them to you as soon as you get back.
00:57:57 - You're either telling me the truth,
00:57:59 or I've left my kids with a nut job.
00:58:00 - Either way, you should come and get them.
00:58:06 (soft music)
00:58:09 - So, you got any other cool spy stuff
00:58:27 besides the watch?
00:58:28 - Don't touch.
00:58:36 It's very sharp.
00:58:38 - Cool, what else?
00:58:41 (soft music)
00:58:44 Cool.
00:58:56 - Yeah.
00:58:57 - Sorry, mister.
00:59:10 Airport, step on it.
00:59:14 (snoring)
00:59:19 (snoring)
00:59:21 - Bob, are you awake?
00:59:39 - Are you kidding?
00:59:40 Does he always snore like that?
00:59:44 - Can't you hear him next door?
00:59:46 - I always thought it was the pig.
00:59:48 (snoring)
00:59:50 - It's over with you and Jillian, isn't it?
00:59:53 - Yes, Farron, it's over.
00:59:58 You win.
01:00:00 - Then why don't I feel like I won?
01:00:04 If you really loved her, you wouldn't give up this easily.
01:00:07 - It's because I love her, and the three of you.
01:00:12 Then I'll have to walk away.
01:00:15 It's more important that you are safe.
01:00:17 - I thought I could put my other life behind me,
01:00:20 but I can't.
01:00:21 - Be glad.
01:00:23 You're lucky you're not joining this family.
01:00:26 You have no idea what it's like to live in a place
01:00:30 where you totally don't belong.
01:00:32 - Don't be so sure.
01:00:35 I was an orphan.
01:00:37 I was raised in a group home.
01:00:39 I never knew my parents, but I had a family.
01:00:43 I had dozens of brothers and sisters there.
01:00:46 And I wasn't related to any of them.
01:00:48 But I loved them all.
01:00:50 Family isn't whose blood you carry.
01:00:55 It's who you love and who loves you.
01:00:59 (snoring)
01:01:05 (birds chirping)
01:01:09 - Jillian! - Mom!
01:01:11 - Come on.
01:01:15 - I want to play.
01:01:16 (birds chirping)
01:01:19 - Jillian, I'm really sorry about everything.
01:01:23 - Tell me the truth.
01:01:30 Are you really a spy?
01:01:33 - Yes, I am.
01:01:35 I was going to tell you at dinner, but you stopped me.
01:01:40 - I don't care.
01:01:41 You put my children in danger.
01:01:45 Just go.
01:01:46 (gentle music)
01:01:49 - Bob.
01:01:53 I'm never gonna see you again.
01:01:57 - You're not.
01:02:00 - Please don't go away.
01:02:12 - Who's gonna sing me China songs?
01:02:15 - You'll be safe, I promise.
01:02:27 - Stay away from my children.
01:02:29 (gentle music)
01:02:31 (upbeat music)
01:02:50 (upbeat music)
01:03:18 - Dear Mom, I am very sorry, but I cannot stay here.
01:03:22 My destiny is to be a spy like Bob.
01:03:25 (grunting)
01:03:29 I am going with him.
01:03:32 Best wishes, your son, Ian.
01:03:35 (upbeat music)
01:03:38 (upbeat music)
01:03:41 (upbeat music)
01:03:43 (upbeat music)
01:03:46 (upbeat music)
01:03:48 (upbeat music)
01:04:18 - The whole signal just popped back up.
01:04:20 We got him.
01:04:21 - Let's roll.
01:04:24 (upbeat music)
01:04:29 (glass shattering)
01:04:44 (upbeat music)
01:04:47 - Bob.
01:04:50 Bob.
01:04:52 - Ian.
01:04:54 - You're locked, you're locked.
01:04:56 - What are you doing here?
01:04:57 Let's go.
01:04:58 - What do you mean?
01:05:00 The door just opened right here.
01:05:01 (engine revving)
01:05:04 - Bob Hope.
01:05:14 - What a coincidence.
01:05:16 Tie them up.
01:05:17 - What are you doing out here?
01:05:26 - I'm coming with you.
01:05:27 I wanna be a spy too.
01:05:29 Is this the bad guy?
01:05:32 I thought he'd be better dressed.
01:05:34 - How did you find me?
01:05:37 - I found one of your tracking devices
01:05:39 and put it in your pocket when I hugged you goodbye.
01:05:42 - I'm impressed.
01:05:43 - Thanks.
01:05:44 - Can we go back to business?
01:05:46 - What do you have to mention I'm retired?
01:05:48 - Retired man don't download secrets.
01:05:50 - I never download anything.
01:05:52 He's lying.
01:05:53 - Who are you gonna believe?
01:05:55 Me or the traitor?
01:05:56 - Someone has been a very naughty boy.
01:06:01 He's got cameras and microphones
01:06:04 mounted all over the place.
01:06:07 - Good plan filming us together.
01:06:10 How could you turn against your country?
01:06:12 - It's simple.
01:06:14 I'm gonna be a billionaire.
01:06:15 That file that you didn't download,
01:06:17 it's a formula for a growth bacteria hybrid.
01:06:20 The stuff literally eats oil.
01:06:23 Can you imagine?
01:06:25 Overnight, all the world's oil supplies go poof.
01:06:29 All except for Russia's.
01:06:30 It'll be priceless, right comrade?
01:06:33 - How did you get Colt to go along with you?
01:06:35 - Colt?
01:06:36 That hillbilly's not part of this.
01:06:38 He doesn't know what goes on in the real world.
01:06:40 He still thinks wrestling is real.
01:06:42 - Let the boy go.
01:06:43 He has nothing to do with this.
01:06:45 - Mr. Tichat just laid out the whole plan.
01:06:48 We cannot let him go.
01:06:55 He will tell.
01:06:56 - Trust me.
01:06:58 No one will believe him.
01:06:59 - He's right about that.
01:07:01 - Hey boss.
01:07:05 Look at what I found.
01:07:06 Sneaky crock.
01:07:07 Sorry.
01:07:08 - Varin?
01:07:09 - Hi everybody.
01:07:11 - Please, have a seat.
01:07:13 This can't be happening.
01:07:16 Hold on.
01:07:18 Let the children go.
01:07:19 And I will find this GBH file for you.
01:07:22 - GBH?
01:07:23 Like Stockholm GBH?
01:07:26 - How do you know that?
01:07:27 - No freaking way.
01:07:29 You're telling me all this is because
01:07:30 he downloaded a bootleg concert?
01:07:32 - He did what?
01:07:35 - You downloaded it?
01:07:37 - Wow, these companies take piracy way too seriously.
01:07:40 - You are messing with my computer.
01:07:42 It's private.
01:07:43 - I just wanted to seem cool.
01:07:45 - You don't need to.
01:07:46 You are cool.
01:07:48 You are one of the coolest kid I know.
01:07:50 - Really?
01:07:51 Thanks.
01:07:52 - Hey, over here.
01:07:54 Man with a gun.
01:07:56 - Wait a minute.
01:07:57 I am one of the only kids you know.
01:07:59 - Where is the file?
01:08:02 - It's on my iPod on my desk at home.
01:08:05 - Now see?
01:08:06 You want to be a spy.
01:08:08 Never tell the truth to the bad guy.
01:08:10 - Sorry.
01:08:11 I'm new at this.
01:08:13 - Tatiana, take some men to the kid's house
01:08:16 and find the iPod.
01:08:17 - What if the family is home?
01:08:20 - Ever since you tied your hair blonde, kill them.
01:08:25 - No, don't!
01:08:26 - Go!
01:08:27 Bring me that iPod.
01:08:28 Come on, go!
01:08:30 Go!
01:08:31 (dramatic music)
01:08:34 - Now, ask for you.
01:08:45 (dramatic music)
01:08:50 (men grunting)
01:08:53 (dramatic music)
01:08:55 (men grunting)
01:08:58 (dramatic music)
01:09:01 - Awesome!
01:09:20 (dramatic music)
01:09:23 (men grunting)
01:09:26 (men grunting)
01:09:30 (man grunting)
01:09:32 - Hi-ya!
01:09:33 - Farron, let's go.
01:09:36 - I called the exam front.
01:09:40 - Then I picked the radio station.
01:09:41 (dramatic music)
01:09:44 - Okay, ready?
01:09:47 (phone ringing)
01:09:49 - Fuck it.
01:09:50 - Hello?
01:09:53 - Julian, listen to me.
01:09:54 - Goodbye, Bob.
01:09:56 (phone ringing)
01:10:02 - Julian, wait!
01:10:06 Don't hang up!
01:10:07 - Julian!
01:10:09 Hang on, we've got to get there before they do.
01:10:13 (dramatic music)
01:10:16 - Is there anyone at the agency you can still trust?
01:10:22 - Someone you can call?
01:10:24 - Sure, but they tore out my cameras.
01:10:25 I have no proof of anything.
01:10:27 - Except that.
01:10:28 As it happens, I recorded that entire conversation
01:10:31 on my cell phone.
01:10:32 Way to go, dork.
01:10:35 (phone ringing)
01:10:39 - Hold.
01:10:40 Just listen, I'm going to play you something.
01:10:44 - That file that you didn't download?
01:10:47 It's a formula for a growth bacteria hybrid.
01:10:49 The stuff literally eats oil.
01:10:52 (dramatic music)
01:10:55 - What is this?
01:10:58 - It's Halloween.
01:10:59 (upbeat music)
01:11:03 - Go, it's Halloween.
01:11:11 - Mom!
01:11:12 - What are you all doing?
01:11:16 I thought you were upstairs.
01:11:18 - Everybody inside.
01:11:20 - Stop, we need to talk.
01:11:21 - Mom, this isn't a joke.
01:11:23 Do whatever he says.
01:11:24 - Get your iPod.
01:11:28 - His iPod?
01:11:29 I demand an explanation.
01:11:31 - They're coming.
01:11:31 - Who?
01:11:32 - The Russians.
01:11:33 - Russians?
01:11:34 (dramatic music)
01:11:50 - I saw them outside, they're coming.
01:11:52 - Russians?
01:11:54 - Yes, Jillian, Russians.
01:11:55 Let's try and keep up.
01:11:57 (dramatic music)
01:11:59 - It's too late.
01:12:01 Everybody upstairs.
01:12:02 Understand me?
01:12:03 Stay there.
01:12:05 Where's my stuff?
01:12:12 - Here, take some of this stuff.
01:12:13 - What is all this?
01:12:14 - Protection.
01:12:15 - Why do you have a lighter?
01:12:18 I don't want you playing with fire.
01:12:21 (screaming)
01:12:23 - Okay, maybe just this once.
01:12:30 Let's go.
01:12:31 - Trick or treat.
01:12:32 (gun firing)
01:12:34 (dramatic music)
01:12:37 - Hold it.
01:12:49 (dramatic music)
01:12:52 - Hurry, close it.
01:13:03 - I'll go quick.
01:13:04 - Okay.
01:13:05 (dramatic music)
01:13:09 (grunting)
01:13:11 - We forgot your phone.
01:13:23 - Nora, Nora.
01:13:24 - Nora.
01:13:25 - What are you supposed to be?
01:13:29 - A cyborg sent from the future to blast you away.
01:13:34 (laughing)
01:13:36 (grunting)
01:13:38 - Mommy, that man can fly.
01:13:44 (grunting)
01:13:46 (grunting)
01:13:57 (thudding)
01:14:06 (thudding)
01:14:09 - I can't believe you did this to my family.
01:14:11 Endangered my kids.
01:14:13 - I didn't mean to.
01:14:14 I love your kids.
01:14:15 I want to marry you.
01:14:17 All four of you.
01:14:18 - And I wanted to marry you.
01:14:20 But our wedding gifts would have to be opened
01:14:21 by the bomb squad.
01:14:23 - All right, ho.
01:14:24 Enough, Gams.
01:14:26 (thudding)
01:14:34 - I finally found a normal guy, I thought.
01:14:36 Someone who likes to--
01:14:37 (grunting)
01:14:39 - Can we talk about this later?
01:14:41 (dramatic music)
01:14:44 (grunting)
01:14:57 - Oh, he switched belts.
01:15:04 - Get him.
01:15:05 (thudding)
01:15:07 - Give me the i5, kid.
01:15:17 (grunting)
01:15:19 - Come on, let's keep it real at Geek's house.
01:15:24 - Yeah, TP.
01:15:25 (grunting)
01:15:31 (glass shattering)
01:15:34 - Hey, guys.
01:15:38 Gotta go.
01:15:42 - Maybe we should just stick to stealing candy
01:15:44 from the little kids.
01:15:44 - Yeah, real little kids.
01:15:46 (grunting)
01:15:49 - This is going to be fun.
01:15:54 - Hey, Larry, knock knock.
01:15:55 (grunting)
01:15:59 (dramatic music)
01:16:01 - Come on, guys, get in the room and lock the door.
01:16:18 Hurry, lock it.
01:16:19 (dramatic music)
01:16:22 (grunting)
01:16:24 - Irish stew in the name of the Lord.
01:16:42 (gun cocks)
01:16:44 - Sorry your retirement was so short, Bob.
01:16:51 - You can kill me, let the family go.
01:16:52 - I can't, they've seen too much.
01:16:54 But I'll let you go first so you don't have to watch.
01:16:56 - Hey, mister.
01:16:57 (gunshot)
01:17:00 Don't think this changes anything.
01:17:06 - Everybody freeze!
01:17:08 - It's okay.
01:17:11 - They're two good guys.
01:17:12 - You stinkin' lowlife.
01:17:19 Come on.
01:17:20 Let's go.
01:17:21 - On the right, man.
01:17:24 (grunting)
01:17:27 - Hey, loosen these things up.
01:17:35 - Oh, I'm sorry, what's wrong?
01:17:37 You got the handcuffs too tight?
01:17:38 I don't know how these things work.
01:17:40 I'm just a dumb hillbilly.
01:17:41 - Everybody okay?
01:17:45 - Bums and bruises.
01:17:46 - Ian, this really is the good guy.
01:17:48 (dramatic music)
01:17:51 - Hey, what you got there, son?
01:17:54 Nice work recording that conversation, partner.
01:17:59 This young man might make a heck of a spy someday.
01:18:02 - Uh-uh.
01:18:03 - How quickly can you give me order in steamsuit?
01:18:14 - I'm sorry I suspected you.
01:18:18 - Don't worry about it, old buddy.
01:18:20 Chalk it up to the language bearer.
01:18:22 - Thank you.
01:18:24 - I'm sorry I put you through all this.
01:18:39 Goodbye, Jillian.
01:18:43 Goodbye, Kisum.
01:18:47 - Goodbye, Kisum.
01:18:49 (dramatic music)
01:18:52 - Bob!
01:18:52 I'm gonna miss you.
01:18:58 - I'll miss you too.
01:18:59 - Wait.
01:19:08 I know he lied,
01:19:11 but he did it to protect us this whole time.
01:19:13 All he ever wanted to do was protect his mom.
01:19:16 (dramatic music)
01:19:18 - Mom.
01:19:19 - You're never gonna find a man as good as Bob,
01:19:25 never again.
01:19:26 Never.
01:19:29 - I never thought I'd say this,
01:19:31 but I agree with Farron.
01:19:34 - I suppose you have something to say too.
01:19:42 - I want Bob to be my daddy.
01:19:45 (dramatic music)
01:19:48 - Do you, Jillian, take Bob
01:20:00 to be your lawfully wedded husband?
01:20:02 - I do.
01:20:03 - And do you, Bob, take Jillian
01:20:06 to be your lawfully wedded wife?
01:20:08 - Jillian,
01:20:13 there's one more thing I have to tell you.
01:20:15 My name really isn't Bob.
01:20:19 - It's okay.
01:20:24 - I do.
01:20:26 I now pronounce you man and wife.
01:20:30 You may kiss the bride.
01:20:31 (Jillian laughs)
01:20:35 (dramatic music)
01:20:38 (upbeat music)