WE'RE NEVER COMING BACK TO THIS HOUSE.
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00:00 Okay, so two things. One, I hate pigeons. I hate-
00:04 And two, today I'm getting sweet, sweet, sweet revenge, and I know it's a new year,
00:08 but my ops haven't been dealt with yet properly.
00:11 I have been patient, but karma has taken yet far too long,
00:14 which means it is now time to take matters into my own hands.
00:18 Why do I sound like a Disney villain?
00:20 Context, Sam and Colby invited us to the Conjuring house.
00:23 Now, I'm a non-believer. I don't believe in ghosts,
00:24 so when they invited me to the Conjuring house,
00:26 I didn't think it was gonna be real. I thought it was gonna be fun and games.
00:29 Bitch, tell me why I heard footsteps.
00:30 When nobody was walking.
00:34 Huh?
00:35 'Cause when it comes to demons, no bueno, no bueno, no thank you.
00:40 Sam and Colby love putting creators in these positions
00:42 where they're getting scared shitless.
00:44 I think it's time that we got our lick back.
00:45 So I invited them to come for this video.
00:47 They have no idea what we're doing,
00:48 and I'm gonna try to scare the shit out of them and gaslight them the entire video.
00:52 Let's go.
00:53 You guys ready?
00:54 I'm ready.
00:55 I'm gonna try to go easy on you.
00:56 Just me?
00:57 Get your limp.
00:58 Guys, look who we have here.
00:59 Yeah!
00:59 We have Sam and Colby.
01:03 Now, let's sit.
01:04 Come, come, come, come, come.
01:05 Is this the haunted location we're going to?
01:06 This is the haunted location.
01:07 Okay, cool.
01:08 I take spooky shits here.
01:09 You didn't get anything?
01:09 I just ate.
01:10 What'd you eat?
01:10 A chicken quesadilla.
01:11 A chicken quesadilla.
01:12 You're that Caucasian?
01:14 Quesadilla.
01:15 Oh, quesadilla?
01:15 Quesadilla.
01:16 Quesadilla is crazy.
01:17 Learn something new every day.
01:18 All right, so first of all, I appreciate you guys for coming onto my channel.
01:21 Of course.
01:22 Now, I don't do the spooky shit.
01:24 You know how you like go investigate the conjuring house, first of all?
01:27 I was a non-believer before I went there.
01:28 Really?
01:29 Yeah, a thousand percent.
01:30 You got thrown in the deep end.
01:31 That was probably the most insane thing we've ever seen.
01:34 Yeah, the stomps and stuff.
01:35 I still hear them in my room every night.
01:36 Oh, that's just me.
01:37 I don't know why I agreed to even going with Bella,
01:40 but I thought since you guys did this to me,
01:41 send me to the conjuring house, which is insane.
01:43 I think it's time that I get my lick back.
01:49 I'm not going to take us to a haunted house because I'm black.
01:52 I'm not doing that.
01:53 So I'm taking us to the location that we both went to,
01:55 which is the burn house.
01:56 You know what I'm talking about?
01:57 Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:58 We've done... I think we've done a shoot there.
01:59 I've done one recently where I went to it.
02:02 It was an Airbnb listed and it was fucking creepy.
02:04 There were spiders everywhere.
02:05 The toilet had mad shit in it.
02:06 Did you see the toilet?
02:07 Oh, God.
02:08 It was so much shit in the toilet.
02:09 One thing I will say is the listing has been taken off Airbnb
02:12 because the owner, which will meet, says like some weird shit happened.
02:15 Apparently, like somebody tried to do a weed and it got really bad really fast.
02:19 Yeah.
02:20 Like some haunted shit?
02:21 In a sense of like he just started freaking out.
02:22 Wait, is the owner the same guy that you talked to in your last video?
02:25 No.
02:26 Okay, because that dude was creepy.
02:27 No, no, no, no, no.
02:29 You watched that?
02:29 Dude, are you a fan?
02:31 I'm a fan.
02:32 What do you guys think is going to happen tonight?
02:33 I hope I levitate.
02:34 If I don't, why are we even here?
02:36 If you levitate, I promise you, I'm stabbing you straight into your neck.
02:39 All right, let's get out of here.
02:40 Should we invite them to come too?
02:41 Thank you so much.
02:43 You check out my channel and then check out their OnlyFans.
02:45 It's a joint thing.
02:46 OnlyFans is pretty huge.
02:47 Dodo's up the butt.
02:48 Are we here?
02:48 Oh, we're here.
02:49 What's my ass for?
02:51 So we're here.
02:52 Burning house.
02:52 Burning house.
02:53 Because why am I actually getting scared of regretting this entire process?
02:56 Do you have any equipment or anything like that?
02:58 I got flashlights.
02:59 All right.
03:00 That's all we need.
03:00 That's all you need.
03:01 That's OG raw dog.
03:03 We're raw dog in these coats.
03:04 I love raw dog.
03:06 Ruh, ruh, ruh, ruh, Reggie.
03:07 Ruh, ruh.
03:08 So what did you get us into, Larry?
03:10 What did I get us...
03:11 Wait, I'm nervous too.
03:12 Why are we doing this?
03:14 Context, they think that we have something going on because the team took 30 minutes to set up.
03:18 I...
03:18 They just set up GoPros.
03:19 You just randomly brought us this house.
03:21 I know what this...
03:22 I know what this is.
03:22 You have an earpiece in.
03:23 It looks sketchy, okay?
03:24 They have to tell me if there's cops or something, you know?
03:27 Why would there be cops?
03:28 I don't know.
03:29 This is just...
03:29 Stop questioning me.
03:30 Why would I lie to y'all?
03:32 I would gain nothing.
03:33 Oh yeah?
03:33 Except for views and money.
03:35 I don't want to go first.
03:39 Cole's got it.
03:39 What the fuck?
03:41 Why is it so motivational?
03:43 I don't know.
03:43 Be still and know that I am God.
03:46 Whoa.
03:47 Period.
03:48 He ate that.
03:49 Snacks.
03:50 Oh, we have snacks.
03:51 Yeah!
03:51 This is what I'm talking about, guys.
03:55 Best ghost hunt ever.
03:56 This is why I'm the best YouTuber on this platform, so please subscribe.
03:59 And give this video a thumbs up because I'm feeding your favorite creators.
04:02 Kobe, Sam, let's go inside the house and check it out because there's definitely nothing going on in there.
04:05 Okay, for sure.
04:06 Let's not get pushed in the pool by a ghost.
04:08 Let's push him in the fucking pool.
04:11 Oh my god, I don't like this.
04:13 All right, first one to scream in here has to jump in the pool.
04:15 How about first one who screams in here has to get slapped on their ass?
04:18 Ah!
04:19 Oh, I mean, sorry.
04:19 I'm sorry.
04:20 The level of spookiness in this side is...
04:22 I'm actually just avoiding going inside.
04:23 I was gonna say, are we supposed to be going inside or staying outside?
04:26 We have to go inside.
04:27 I just don't want to go.
04:28 Can you lead?
04:29 Yeah, Sam.
04:30 I went up the stairs first.
04:31 You got this.
04:32 Why?
04:33 Because I like you going first.
04:34 Why don't you lead?
04:35 Because it's your video.
04:36 This is why men don't deserve rights.
04:38 Okay, I'll lead.
04:38 We like getting behind Larry.
04:41 What are you doing?
04:42 Whoa.
04:43 Oh god, I'm scared.
04:44 Ah!
04:44 Why is it...
04:46 Wait, why is it foggy?
04:47 I don't know.
04:47 Is someone vaped in here?
04:48 Is somebody vaped in here?
04:49 Y'all hotboxing?
04:50 Good to be alive!
04:52 Hi.
04:53 Okay.
04:53 Why is it so creepy?
04:55 I think we need lights.
04:56 Wait, it is so much creepier than the last time we came here.
05:00 What does that say?
05:01 It's good to be alive.
05:03 Oh, hey girl.
05:05 What should we name her?
05:06 Should we... I'm not touching that.
05:07 Oh god.
05:08 Why did that happen?
05:09 You go over there.
05:10 Why?
05:11 Did you not hear that?
05:12 No.
05:12 The door opened.
05:13 What are you doing?
05:14 The door just fucking opened.
05:16 Bitch, we're not on your channel.
05:17 There's not demons here, so let's stop playing.
05:18 Yeah, there's literally...
05:19 Someone was like...
05:20 On the door.
05:21 There's seven people here and somebody opened the door.
05:23 Yeah, if there's not someone right there, then we're dipping.
05:25 I don't see anybody.
05:26 You guys are so annoying.
05:27 Dude, there was a guy.
05:29 Okay, first of all, I made sure this house that it was just literally us filming this video.
05:32 So if you do see or hear anything...
05:34 And it's not these guys.
05:35 Oh god, I actually took a whole video!
05:36 Oh my god!
05:38 I was not mean to do that.
05:39 Dude!
05:40 Did you kind of hear it?
05:41 First of all, why are you just grabbing my...
05:43 Are we getting a joke for this?
05:44 That sounds great.
05:45 Damn it.
05:45 It's not?
05:46 You're paying for this.
05:46 No, I'm gonna fix it right now, everybody.
05:48 We're fixing it.
05:49 I thought this was you guys' home.
05:51 Oh yeah, see?
05:52 Check that out.
05:52 Brand new.
05:53 Good as new.
05:54 All right, let's keep exploring.
05:56 I say we...
05:56 I say we like...
05:58 Don't you dare say split up.
05:59 I was gonna say the split up.
06:00 Dude, what?
06:01 We didn't make you do that.
06:02 I don't trust y'all.
06:03 There, I said it.
06:04 But you trust you?
06:05 Of course.
06:06 See, what the f*ck is that?
06:08 Okay.
06:08 Okay.
06:09 Oh!
06:10 This is so spooky and scary.
06:13 Oh, wait.
06:14 Is that...
06:15 This is actually a piece of underwear.
06:17 With sh*t on it.
06:18 Okay.
06:18 There's a sh*t stain.
06:19 Wait, there is a sh*t stain in there.
06:20 Didn't you say there's a haunted shitter in here?
06:22 Okay, y'all.
06:23 First of all, cut the cameras.
06:24 This is mine.
06:24 Why the f*ck is this...
06:25 Wait, no, because...
06:26 Like, this is actually...
06:27 Guys, guys, guys.
06:28 My nose just started, like, bleeding.
06:30 I'm not kidding.
06:32 You wanna use the underwear?
06:33 Oh.
06:35 Wait, is that...
06:35 Actually...
06:36 Oh, it actually is.
06:36 Oh, sh*t.
06:37 Here.
06:38 Do you want...
06:38 Yeah, just wipe...
06:40 Are you okay?
06:41 I don't know, I just feel kind of funny.
06:42 Wipe it with the sh*t stain.
06:45 I feel so bad.
06:47 Is that a punishment?
06:48 Are you good?
06:49 Or is it bad?
06:50 I don't know.
06:51 I mean, I think it's, like, stopping.
06:52 Are you good?
06:54 Hmm.
06:56 Um...
06:58 Okay, well, you guys wanna just f*cking continue so we can...
07:00 Yeah.
07:00 I feel so bad.
07:01 If he's okay.
07:02 Yeah.
07:02 I think he'll be fine.
07:04 Oh my god.
07:05 Wait, I remember...
07:06 Okay, wait, wait, wait.
07:07 Yes.
07:08 You gotta get in the hole.
07:08 Get in the hole.
07:09 Get in the hole, Larry!
07:12 You got me f*cked up.
07:13 I'm not getting in the hole.
07:14 Why not?
07:15 You get in the hole first.
07:16 All right.
07:16 Which one?
07:17 Wait, that was really fast.
07:18 Is he good?
07:21 Did everyone just leave him?
07:22 No, okay, you got it.
07:23 Is he still on the ground?
07:24 I feel like I gotta get in the hole.
07:26 Get in the hole, man!
07:26 Get in the hole.
07:27 Can you help me up?
07:28 Yeah.
07:28 All right, help me up.
07:29 Oh, wait, this is so Caucasian.
07:30 Okay, wait, how do we do this?
07:32 Wait, I'm one of the bros.
07:33 All right.
07:34 Whoa!
07:35 Whoa!
07:37 Wait, hold on!
07:38 Wait!
07:39 Okay, 'cause I'm gonna shoot both of y'all in your kneecap.
07:42 Okay.
07:43 Who tried to come in here with me?
07:44 Who wants to come in here?
07:45 No, 'cause now y'all...
07:47 What was that?
07:48 Stop doing that.
07:50 That's not...
07:50 It was either something moved like this.
07:51 There was like seven things that just moved over here.
07:53 You heard something, face-passing.
07:55 Like, stop doing that.
07:56 Somebody not hear a dude standing right there.
07:59 And there is not a camera guy right there.
08:01 Get in the hole.
08:02 Get in the fucking hole.
08:04 Okay.
08:06 Yo, did anybody just hear that?
08:07 Okay.
08:08 Wait, because why...
08:09 Ah!
08:09 There's a moving spider.
08:10 I know there was something!
08:12 Oh!
08:12 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
08:14 Where?
08:14 Oh my god, that's huge!
08:15 Oh, it's a black...
08:16 No!
08:17 That is...
08:17 It's a black widow.
08:19 Is that a black widow?
08:19 That's gonna kill you!
08:21 Did that make the noise?
08:22 I don't fuck with spiders.
08:23 All right, let's go.
08:24 I don't.
08:24 Are you okay?
08:25 I don't fuck with spiders.
08:26 You still got a little bookie.
08:27 You still got a little something there, bookie.
08:28 Ah, there's a GoPro in here.
08:31 All right, lights.
08:33 Oh, there's two beds!
08:35 All right, so...
08:36 That means one of us has to sleep together.
08:38 No, remember how you guys made me embellish in the bed?
08:41 Oh yeah!
08:41 Okay.
08:43 So I'm gonna need you guys to get in the bed.
08:44 You're right, you're right.
08:45 Get in the bed and close your eyes.
08:46 What is...
08:47 Don't open them until I say so.
08:48 And close my eyes?
08:49 What the...
08:49 Are you gonna come join one of us as a surprise?
08:52 No!
08:53 Bitch!
08:53 What?
08:54 I didn't...
08:54 Oh.
08:55 You're just really cool saying "oh."
08:57 To freedom!
08:58 Oh my god!
09:00 Did that break?
09:01 You just fucking up everything.
09:02 You just broke the bed, dude!
09:04 You guys break everything.
09:06 Oh no!
09:06 I can't believe y'all got on my bed.
09:08 I can't believe we did.
09:09 Wait, is this...
09:09 That is not our bed.
09:11 What?
09:11 You guys didn't set this up?
09:13 No.
09:14 Well, that's disgusting.
09:15 Oh my god, I'm so confused.
09:16 Dude!
09:17 Calm down!
09:19 I don't know what to do!
09:20 Oh my god!
09:21 Come here.
09:22 Oh, watch out for the spiders!
09:24 Is there actually spiders in here?
09:25 Yeah.
09:26 Dude, look how gross that is.
09:27 Dude!
09:27 What the fuck?
09:31 Open it up, Colby.
09:32 I don't got...
09:33 No!
09:33 Oh my god!
09:35 What is that?
09:36 It's the shit from the fucking Hunger Games or something.
09:38 Get me out, it's pervert.
09:40 You guys wanna get out?
09:40 I gotta do some business for a second.
09:42 What do you guys think we should do next?
09:43 Should we play hide and go seek?
09:44 We could do that.
09:45 What about...
09:46 Ayyy!
09:47 Oh, we could do that.
09:50 I'm supposed to be alone.
09:51 Yep.
09:52 I haven't signed up for that.
09:54 Can I get a teammate?
09:55 Are you guys gonna face the corner?
09:57 I don't know.
09:58 Yeah, turn around.
09:58 Yeah, yeah, turn around.
09:59 This is fucking stupid.
10:01 Should we go outside?
10:02 Marco!
10:03 Polo!
10:04 Louder!
10:05 Marco!
10:05 Polo!
10:06 Oh, bitch.
10:06 This bitch got me.
10:07 Marco!
10:08 Oh, hell.
10:10 Fucking hell.
10:11 Marco!
10:12 Polo!
10:13 Why did it sound like they got farther?
10:14 Marco!
10:15 Should we like attempt to hide?
10:16 Yeah, we should hide.
10:17 Okay.
10:18 These bitches go outside.
10:23 Oh, yeah.
10:24 Under here.
10:24 That was not a part of the game.
10:26 Marco!
10:26 Marco!
10:29 What do we do?
10:30 We can't do this.
10:31 This is like not fair.
10:32 I don't wanna play anymore.
10:33 Wait, get on the roof.
10:34 I'm not doing this.
10:35 Bitch, y'all can play Micropolo by yourselves.
10:37 Go this way.
10:38 Is that okay?
10:38 I'm not doing that.
10:39 I just really...
10:40 Bitch!
10:40 This is the roof.
10:41 Bitch, don't die.
10:42 You got me fucked up.
10:44 Oh my God.
10:45 Polo!
10:45 She's not doing it.
10:47 I feel like this is pretty good.
10:48 He'll never...
10:51 Polo!
10:51 The fuck?
10:56 Why is she not answering me?
10:57 So we're just gonna leave him in the haunted house alone?
11:00 We're just showing up here?
11:01 We're like...
11:02 This bitch is gonna be...
11:02 I'm gonna go search for you.
11:04 You hungry?
11:05 Yeah.
11:05 What do I look like looking for a man?
11:07 I'm not doing that.
11:08 Chicken quesadilla.
11:09 Beefy five-layer burrito.
11:11 Girl, tell me why we're at this haunted house and Sam and Colby are playing Micropolo.
11:15 They're running around the house like fucking chickens with no heads.
11:17 Cheesy gordita crunch.
11:19 Oh!
11:19 They think I'm gonna be chasing them around this haunted house.
11:21 Like I'm just like...
11:22 Like we're playing Duck, Duck, Goose.
11:23 Bitch, I'm not doing...
11:25 Except you eat too much of that Taco Bell, that toilet downstairs of what it's gonna look like.
11:29 Oh, I'm fine, girl.
11:29 I'm sitting down pretty and chilling.
11:31 I'm waiting for them to come back inside.
11:33 I'm not doing that.
11:34 Polo!
11:34 Polo!
11:34 I don't chase a man in real life.
11:37 What makes you think I'm chasing you in a video?
11:38 Okay, should we go see if he's alive?
11:40 Period, bitch.
11:40 Take a shot for me.
11:41 What is this?
11:42 Okay, girl, I'm gonna call you back, okay?
11:43 Polo!
11:44 What the fuck?
11:48 Did you guys play?
11:49 You gave up?
11:50 You wouldn't like chasing me around this big-ass house by myself.
11:53 Dude.
11:53 You think I was gonna run around this house by myself?
11:56 What did you do inside?
11:56 Where did the dog go?
11:57 We were just on the roof.
12:01 How did you get on the roof?
12:02 Someone's taking a shit on the roof.
12:07 I think it's for a playtime.
12:09 Yeah, yeah, it's not doing it for a playtime.
12:10 Oh, is it?
12:11 This one right here, though, is way farther away.
12:14 All right, wish producer has a nose, please.
12:16 Hello?
12:16 Yeah, let's just go towards the scary noise.
12:19 He's in the bathroom!
12:20 Who's in the bathroom?
12:21 I don't know.
12:22 We were just-
12:22 You can't say that type of stuff.
12:24 Hello, Marco?
12:25 Polo?
12:26 Marco.
12:26 Polo.
12:27 Okay, so we all heard him.
12:30 There's someone-
12:33 I knew he was in the bathroom!
12:34 Oh my god!
12:35 What the hell, dude?
12:37 Be a man, handle it.
12:38 I do, you be a man, handle it.
12:40 Hey, okay.
12:40 Pour with the water.
12:42 Yo, Colby.
12:47 It's your birthday.
12:49 Yo, party like it's your birthday.
12:51 Ay!
12:52 Come on, dude, be a man!
12:54 I can't!
12:55 You're a paranormal investigator!
12:57 Yeah, why are we taking the scary guy out of the show?
12:59 But who knows-
13:00 Does anybody know this guy?
13:01 Hey, are you okay in there?
13:04 Jerk that shit.
13:04 Wait, can we like make sure he's not a danger, though?
13:06 Like-
13:08 Jerk it.
13:09 Jerk it.
13:10 Jerk it.
13:11 If I open this door and you do anything crazy,
13:13 I'll have no choice but to punch you in your throat.
13:15 I just want you to know that, sweetheart, okay?
13:16 So it's no-
13:17 No!
13:17 Chill, daddy.
13:19 I need you to daddy chill.
13:21 It just came out, I didn't know what I-
13:24 Okay.
13:24 Jerk it!
13:26 Jerk it.
13:27 I'm scared.
13:28 Sam, get in there!
13:29 I don't want to jerk it anymore!
13:31 I took it to my pink house and I have to say-
13:32 Sam, finish the job.
13:36 We'll talk to him.
13:37 I need you to calm the fuck down, you're doing too much.
13:41 It ain't never been that fucking serious.
13:42 Too much.
13:43 Bitch, I can get crazy too!
13:46 What you gonna do now, bitch?
13:48 I don't know.
13:48 You're gonna crush your fingers.
13:51 Oh, it slides in there, you push it.
13:52 Oh, it's a push!
13:55 Oh my god, George!
13:59 What is that?
14:00 It's a baby, George!
14:01 No!
14:05 Oh my god!
14:07 Oh my god!
14:08 Tiny!
14:08 Teeny!
14:09 Can I see?
14:10 Oh, what the fuck?
14:11 I thought you were taking a shit, dude!
14:13 I'll be honest, this was my surprise.
14:17 But I didn't know that he was gonna be screaming like that.
14:20 I'm just joining.
14:22 You're joining!
14:22 Hey, George is joining!
14:24 George is joining!
14:25 Wait, I have an idea, guys.
14:27 What?
14:27 Maybe like, brought into the cult.
14:29 We're all- yes.
14:30 Lead us in the seance, Larry.
14:35 Lead us.
14:35 Lead us.
14:37 I would lead y'all back home.
14:38 Oh, is she okay?
14:39 Yo.
14:44 Wait, what is happening?
14:46 What are you doing?
14:47 What's happening?
14:48 What's happening?
14:49 What's happening?
14:49 What's happening?
14:51 Oh, that's innocent that no one-
14:53 You know what I mean?
14:53 Should we like, call- is there like, medics on the set?
15:00 Why is everyone dying on the set?
15:01 Do you wanna go outside?
15:02 Yeah.
15:03 Okay.
15:04 Do we wrap?
15:04 Was she like, throwing up?
15:08 Do you guys wanna continue?
15:09 Are you guys okay to continue?
15:10 We are.
15:11 Are we gonna start dropping like flies?
15:13 Oh, that's-
15:14 Innocent.
15:14 George!
15:15 It was you, wasn't it?
15:17 Oh, it was you.
15:18 Let's blame the black guy.
15:19 Oh.
15:20 What are you gonna say to that?
15:23 Like, what are you gonna say to that?
15:25 *Screaming*
15:30 Oh, shit!
15:31 Holy shit!
15:32 Oh my god, that was-
15:33 What was that, God?
15:35 I have never been this scared in my life!
15:38 Can we- should we go find him?
15:40 No!
15:40 Okay.
15:41 What if he beats our ass?
15:42 We got this, four on one.
15:44 Oh, four on one, let's jump his ass.
15:45 Let's jump his ass, come on.
15:47 No, he went this way.
15:48 Look, look, look.
15:49 Come on, come on.
15:49 Jump his fucking ass.
15:50 Jump that guy.
15:51 Jump this guy.
15:51 Jump this motherfucking ass.
15:52 Yeah, he's going to-
15:53 Where the fuck is he?
15:54 *Screaming*
15:57 Come on, where is he?
15:58 *Screaming*
16:00 Pay attention to the bigger picture.
16:02 What?
16:02 This is the bigger picture.
16:03 Violence is not the answer.
16:04 Uh, violence can be the answer.
16:06 Hey, let's go.
16:10 Do you have one too?
16:10 Why are you trying to steal my-
16:11 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
16:13 Who was that?
16:14 Is it Shadowfingerback?
16:15 Who was that?
16:15 *Laughing*
16:17 Stop, yo, stop!
16:19 This house burnt down.
16:22 Dude, have some respect.
16:24 *Screaming*
16:27 I don't like it.
16:27 I don't like that there's a guy in a black jumpsuit.
16:30 Do we have the flashlights?
16:31 No, we lost those.
16:32 This is literally the only thing we have left.
16:34 I don't trust-
16:35 Hey, can we-
16:36 Let's get more of them.
16:37 I'll hold it, I'll hold it.
16:37 That's the buddy system.
16:38 George, get me.
16:39 Okay, let me-
16:40 Let me light you.
16:42 There it is.
16:45 Oh, that feels good.
16:47 That's good.
16:48 All right.
16:49 Do you have one?
16:50 I don't-
16:51 Mine's not big enough.
16:52 I don't have one.
16:53 All right, Sammy, you gotta go first.
16:54 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
16:56 We're gonna check out this side, you're gonna check out that side.
16:58 Oh, wait, wait, wait.
16:59 'Cause splitting up's the best thing to do.
17:01 We're gonna split up for a couple more rounds.
17:02 Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:03 You can follow us, Corey.
17:04 You have the light.
17:05 You good to die?
17:05 The light kind of blinds me.
17:06 Oh, it just got bigger.
17:07 Oh, can you even see the light?
17:08 Yo, that has never happened before.
17:10 *Screaming*
17:13 What the fuck was that, dude?
17:14 That's me and Matt!
17:16 Was that you guys?
17:17 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
17:19 Me and Matt!
17:20 They lasted two seconds.
17:21 Yeah, that's literally longer than I've ever lasted.
17:23 You just bugged my game.
17:25 Who screamed?
17:25 If you scream at me like that again, I'm gonna--
17:27 *Screaming*
17:29 We're trying to do an investigation!
17:31 Oh my god!
17:32 My light got--
17:33 Girl.
17:34 I need Ja to go ghost bust some shit.
17:36 Act like we're on your channel.
17:37 Shit.
17:38 We're gonna go bust on our ghost.
17:40 I don't wanna--
17:41 All right.
17:42 Grow up!
17:43 I'm a lady!
17:43 Grow up!
17:44 I wear blush!
17:45 Come on down!
17:48 Wait, can I get a candle first?
17:49 Are you scared?
17:50 Wait, Colby, Sam, even like--
17:52 Why are you walking so slow?
17:53 'Cause I'm scared.
17:54 Also, I love your hair.
17:55 It looks so good.
17:56 Thank you.
17:57 You shaved!
17:58 I did shave.
17:59 You shaved.
17:59 *Screaming*
18:01 Oh god!
18:02 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
18:03 There's a woman who is screaming at both of us!
18:06 *Screaming*
18:09 What is--
18:09 What is--
18:10 What are we doing?
18:10 *Screaming*
18:11 Hey!
18:12 Hey!
18:12 *Screaming*
18:15 Cordo, I don't like it.
18:16 I don't know!
18:17 There's someone--
18:17 Me and Ja!
18:18 Let's jump her!
18:19 There's somebody behind us.
18:20 You got Scorpio energy, bitch.
18:22 Oh my god!
18:23 I don't care what hell you came from, bitch.
18:26 Come-- y'all!
18:27 No, we're chilling.
18:28 You go, you go.
18:29 It's cold.
18:29 Yeah, you got it, dude.
18:30 *Screaming*
18:33 How did you do that?
18:34 How did you do that?
18:35 Where's the lady?
18:36 There's literally no lights anymore.
18:38 This is kind of gagging me a little bit.
18:41 Gagging?
18:42 Like, it's gagging me.
18:43 Like, it's a guy.
18:43 What?
18:44 Like, it's like, "Cunt?"
18:44 Exactly.
18:45 Oh, wow!
18:47 You're too hair.
18:48 Way too much.
18:48 You're catching on, bitch.
18:50 Oh my god, dude!
18:51 Relax.
18:52 Don't slam the door.
18:53 Don't slam the door.
18:54 Or what?
18:55 What are you gonna do to me?
18:55 Oh my god!
18:59 That's what I'll do, okay?
19:00 Karma's like the fire in your--
19:01 Okay, come on, guys.
19:01 Let's go in best.
19:02 This is a metaphor for you.
19:03 Okay, the light going out is you.
19:05 Do you think this is, like, too skinny?
19:06 Wait, if we put it together, combined, it'll be--
19:10 *Screaming*
19:12 That's so big!
19:14 Three is better than one!
19:15 Three is always better than one.
19:16 Are you sure that I'm the only gay one here?
19:19 What?
19:19 Silence.
19:20 Four!
19:22 Four!
19:23 Four!
19:23 Four!
19:24 Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no!
19:25 Join us.
19:26 Not join us.
19:27 This is the seance.
19:28 Wait, this is like, I feel like I'm one of the bros.
19:30 This is the seance.
19:31 Okay, uh...
19:32 *Screaming*
19:35 Let some demons--
19:37 Lick up the juice.
19:38 Oh, I'm not licking up.
19:39 That's degrading.
19:40 Get down and lick it up.
19:42 George, you dirty dog!
19:44 Can we go find the little bitch that was screaming at us?
19:45 There's somebody over there.
19:46 There's somebody right there.
19:47 Somebody is talking, whispering.
19:49 Hello.
19:49 Hello.
19:50 Yo!
19:50 Oh my god!
19:51 Oh fuck no! Oh fuck no! Oh fuck no! Oh god!
19:55 Dad, bitch.
19:57 If you step closer, I will have no choice but to put my hands on you.
20:01 Wait.
20:02 You saw a rock?
20:02 Men, get her!
20:03 Why are you guys not coming with?
20:04 We have fire.
20:05 We have fire, dude.
20:07 I'm not doing that.
20:08 Are you guys coming?
20:08 Are you guys coming?
20:10 Get her bad.
20:11 Go get her ass.
20:13 Guys, I'm all like, she's right there!
20:15 *Screaming*
20:15 Oh my god!
20:16 Oh, please!
20:18 That's James Charles.
20:19 Oh!
20:19 Hey, sister!
20:20 What?
20:21 Oh, she's alive.
20:22 No, because you can't just leave after doing--
20:24 Like, she's so pick me.
20:25 Come here, girl.
20:26 Why is he going by himself?
20:27 Should we go on the opposite side?
20:28 Girl.
20:29 Oh.
20:30 Oh, wait.
20:31 That bitch is crazy!
20:32 We gotta whip her ass.
20:33 We gotta whip her ass?
20:34 I like that bitch.
20:35 Let's get that bitch.
20:35 Oh.
20:36 Oh.
20:36 Is she right there?
20:37 She's like, she's like flinching at me.
20:39 *Screaming*
20:41 Wait, no, she touched your--
20:43 She's fire.
20:43 *Screaming*
20:44 She touched your stick, dog.
20:45 She just literally touched my stick.
20:46 Wait, no, don't--
20:47 No, no, guys, she's scared.
20:49 Maybe she wants a friend.
20:50 Let me handle this, because they all don't know how to do your job, so I'll handle this.
20:52 Hey, girl!
20:54 I know, it's that time of month again, but it's okay.
20:57 I got you.
20:58 That's not the right way to start.
20:59 Dude, come on.
21:00 Oh, let me handle this.
21:02 Okay.
21:02 Are you a Scorpio?
21:03 Gemini?
21:05 Is she trying to kiss you, dude?
21:06 She's a Sagittarius.
21:07 Yeah, my name's LeRae.
21:09 Okay, okay.
21:10 I'm LeRae.
21:10 That's Colby.
21:11 It's getting a little too hot in here.
21:13 That's George.
21:13 All right.
21:14 Yeah, period, bitch.
21:15 You better walk.
21:16 I think they're about to make out.
21:18 Yes.
21:19 Oh, that is some tension.
21:22 George, this house caught on fire.
21:34 Really?
21:34 Wait, so how did she get inside?
21:38 Let's get to the fucking truth.
21:39 Who is that bitch, and where is she from?
21:40 Who was that bitch?
21:41 I--
21:42 Okay, I think we should split up.
21:44 What?
21:44 Hear me out.
21:45 I think we should all split up.
21:47 Okay.
21:47 Come with me.
21:48 Why are you trying to split us up?
21:50 I need water!
21:51 I think this is all a set up.
21:53 Should we go this way, then?
21:55 Yeah, let's go to the basement.
21:56 Okay, Prince Zuko.
21:59 All right, let's go.
21:59 Just don't look at the two clips, or it gets caught.
22:02 God dang it!
22:05 Wait, how did that actually happen?
22:06 George, can you go first, please?
22:08 Okay, yes.
22:09 You know what?
22:09 I will goof us.
22:10 Thank you, George.
22:10 But I will check the corners.
22:11 Should we--
22:12 Is it time to go downstairs?
22:13 I don't know.
22:14 I'm just kind of scared to go down there.
22:15 Yeah, if you want to go down so bad, how about you go down first?
22:17 I'll go down on whatever you ask me to go down on.
22:19 I'm going to go first, and then--
22:20 What?
22:21 I'll go first.
22:22 I'll go first.
22:22 Why is it red?
22:23 Should we say it?
22:24 Bitch!
22:25 What the fuck?
22:27 It's locked.
22:27 It's actually locked.
22:28 See, this is why you can't have white friends, because they are ops.
22:31 All right.
22:31 Yeah?
22:31 It's locked.
22:32 Then figure it--
22:33 Unlock it.
22:34 There's no lock.
22:34 It won't open.
22:35 Can you try to, like, get the handle open?
22:37 Whoa!
22:38 Hey!
22:40 Who closed the door?
22:41 Literally, it was George.
22:41 It was literally--
22:42 George!
22:42 It was--
22:43 I feel like you should go first.
22:47 Yeah, George, you got this.
22:48 Since you want to close the doors and shit.
22:50 I'm bigger than all of you.
22:51 I don't care.
22:51 Oh, he's bigger.
22:52 Wow.
22:53 In what ways?
22:54 I'm so big.
22:55 Where are you bigger?
22:56 In at least one way.
22:58 Y'all are gay!
23:00 Oh, god!
23:01 Oh, my god!
23:03 It's closed.
23:04 Did you close it?
23:06 I did not.
23:07 No, I swear.
23:07 Ah, it was wet.
23:08 It was gross in the head.
23:09 Ew.
23:10 Ew!
23:11 Ew!
23:11 Ew!
23:13 Dude, why are you guys filming me?
23:15 Because I'm not doing that shit.
23:16 I'm not going to be in the pit, like--
23:17 Oh!
23:18 Oh!
23:18 Oh, that was going to be right!
23:21 Oh!
23:21 Personally, I think I want to get out of the basement.
23:26 OK.
23:27 I don't want to die.
23:29 Lead us there.
23:29 Is it not going to--
23:32 It's not opening.
23:33 Oh, my god.
23:34 Oh, no.
23:35 Guys, look, actually, you've ruined everything.
23:37 Wow.
23:38 The knob is off.
23:39 Wait, what?
23:39 No, I put the knob--
23:41 Oh.
23:42 Colby, you got this?
23:43 You want to try?
23:43 Yeah, sure.
23:44 You just can't do anything right anymore.
23:46 You can't.
23:47 You can't stop--
23:48 Did you just take off the knob?
23:49 Wait, it's actually locked.
23:51 We're dead.
23:52 Hello?
23:53 Hello?
23:54 Let me out, please.
23:55 I don't want to be stuck in here with these men.
23:56 Let me out!
23:57 Let me out.
23:58 What if the only way out is the way in?
24:01 Oh, I thought I could.
24:04 I thought I could.
24:05 The door just made noise.
24:06 [CHEERING]
24:08 Oh, you can tell.
24:10 That was the key.
24:12 Now, give me the fuck out of here.
24:13 Where do we go?
24:14 Oh, it's so dark.
24:16 We investigated this bitch.
24:18 Oh, here's that.
24:19 Where?
24:19 Oh!
24:20 Oh!
24:21 Oh!
24:21 Oh!
24:22 Oh!
24:22 Oh!
24:23 Oh!
24:23 You got me fucked up!
24:25 Oh, my God!
24:25 That's your boy.
24:26 Good job, Tony.
24:26 Good job, Tony.
24:27 Wait, because no, why is he like creepy as--
24:28 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
24:29 Don't you have a good handshake?
24:31 Jack, you're not really.
24:32 You're not.
24:32 Rhythm up.
24:33 Rhythm, bro.
24:34 You got-- oh.
24:34 [WHISTLING]
24:36 OK.
24:36 I got something for you to investigate.
24:38 Make me swim.
24:39 Make me water.
24:42 What's five plus five?
24:45 Some good hair.
24:45 Hey!
24:46 I love your house.
24:49 The furniture is so cute.
24:51 The texture of this lovely living room is just so fabulous.
24:56 What's up, baby?
24:56 Kobe!
24:57 Kobe!
24:57 What?
24:58 Maybe that's the aesthetic.
25:00 It's the aesthetic.
25:01 I like how you did that.
25:03 Yeah.
25:03 My dead daughter is sleeping in the other room.
25:09 OK.
25:10 Well, we should escort ourselves out.
25:12 Does that mean she's sleeping because she's dead
25:14 or sleeping because she's taking a nap?
25:16 You're going to go find out.
25:17 Yeah, go find out.
25:19 Yeah, you got it.
25:19 You got it.
25:20 You got it.
25:20 Me?
25:20 Yeah.
25:21 How about we all go as a collective
25:22 and hold hands on our way there?
25:23 OK.
25:24 Yeah.
25:24 Why did I try to leave you by myself?
25:26 What is wrong with you?
25:27 We're trying to have you face your fears.
25:29 How about we all just go?
25:29 Come on.
25:29 I swear to God, bitch.
25:31 If something bad happens to me--
25:32 Make me swim.
25:33 Make me water.
25:35 Hello, little girl.
25:36 OK, there's nobody in here.
25:38 Wait, let's ask Steve where his daughter is.
25:40 Where did he go?
25:41 Which bedroom is it?
25:42 Oh, God, he's gone.
25:43 It's still warm.
25:44 He was just here.
25:45 I see you sniff it.
25:45 Wait, yeah, yeah, lick it.
25:46 Sniff him out.
25:47 Do you hear something?
25:48 Someone's in the kitchen.
25:48 In the kitchen.
25:50 Did the lights just turn off or am I tweaking?
25:51 Oh, they're flickering.
25:53 Blink once if we're going in the wrong direction.
25:55 Shit.
25:56 How about this?
25:57 Turn on if I'm ugly.
25:59 Phew, I thought this house was haunted for a second.
26:03 Oh, my God.
26:03 Oh, it's flickering.
26:04 Hey!
26:06 All right, so listen, here's the rule of fucking tea.
26:08 I knew everything was going to happen.
26:10 You're a lying bitch.
26:11 But I will say--
26:12 Whoa!
26:13 That's the scariest thing I've ever seen.
26:15 So they have Philip Hughes in here.
26:16 Yeah.
26:17 Go from one to 10.
26:18 How scared did you guys get, though?
26:19 I got my mic throw up.
26:20 Well, that's it, everybody.
26:21 Thank you for watching.
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26:23 No, we don't do that here.
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26:24 They know what to do.
26:25 Unsubscribe.
26:25 Also, you guys can subscribe to them and then him, too.
26:28 And then also, this is their merch.
26:29 Oh, thank you.
26:30 Thank you.
26:31 I got you.
26:31 I got you.
26:32 Look at this.
26:33 Thank you.
26:34 Now get the fuck out of my house.
26:35 All right.
26:35 We're cool.
26:36 Look at this.
26:36 You have to pull.
26:37 Come on, asshole.
26:38 I need you to stay where we're--
26:39 Oh, god!
26:40 It's like a--
26:40 Oh!
26:41 Oh!
26:41 I don't like it.
26:43 Get off of me.
26:44 Where are they going?
26:45 Where are they going?
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