• 10 months ago
Mary is a good Christian girl who goes to a good Christian high school where she has good Christian friends and a perfec | dG1fa1B3ZGpaNXBEd3M
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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03 I've been born again my whole life.
00:22 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:26 Why would God make us all so different
00:44 if he wanted us to be the same?
00:47 Do it.
00:51 [EXPLOSION]
00:53 What's the matter?
00:55 Nothing.
00:55 Should I be worried about you?
01:01 I don't need to worry.
01:02 Is it possible Jesus might need us?
01:05 I don't think I get what you mean, Mary.
01:07 Kill them all.
01:18 You're going to have to trust me, too.
01:21 [SCREAMING]
01:24 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:27 No.
01:27 You are backsliding into the flames of hell.
01:30 You've become a magnet.
01:31 [EXPLOSION]
01:33 [SCREAMING]
01:34 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:36 I'm concerned about Mary.
01:38 Something's going on.
01:40 Yeah, me too.
01:40 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:49 I decided to devote my life to saving people instead.
01:52 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:55 I think Jesus appeared to me in my fish tank.
02:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:03 For everything that doesn't fit into some stupid idea of what
02:13 you think God wants--
02:14 Planning a pipe bomb?
02:15 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:18 [GROANING]
02:20 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:24 I want to join in on the plan.
02:26 OK, fine.
02:27 Don't you have a church to desecrate or something?
02:29 [SCREAMING]
02:31 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:34 We're not spiritually right for war,
02:36 and we are not fit to help them.
02:38 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:41 But bust my buns for those murders,
02:46 and you know that the zombie Mary is a pussy.
02:49 You're a poop.
02:50 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:53 Has Jesus told you to?
02:59 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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